A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Oct 26, 2021 8:20:10 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(A High Level Collision Between - The Legends of Wrestling, The Independents, The Champions of The Galaxy, Krazy Kards, Bootlegs & The Theatre of The Absurd)
"...I Told Her Never In Hell...No Special Reason...Must've Lied...Cause I Ain't Leavin'...We're In For A Very Long Night...Heard A Vicious Rumor...From Your Mama's Tongue...You A Desperate Woman...Need A Man With A Gun...High Crime Zone...In The City of Lights..."
Reboot Card No. 7
Korakuen Hall
Tokyo, Japan
Match Results:
▪ Tauran defeated Plethador via Submission...forcing Plethador to submit to his Equuleus Sharpshooter...Post-match, "The Aging In Reverse" former GWF superstar Tauran, was approached to star in an upcoming sex comedy film...
▪ Nicholas Valentino defeated Brinson Faust via Submission...forcing Brinson Faust to submit to his Reverse Bearhug...
▪ Sara Del Rey defeated Wyvern via Pinfall...after her German Suplex...
▪ Scrapheap defeated Xaphan via Pinfall...after his JUNKPILE finisher (A splash from the top rope that buries his opponent in an avalanche of connected metallic junk and household appliances)...
▪ The Estorians (Tantalis & Parsec) defeated Heavy Metal (The Electric Axe & Totally Awesome) via Pinfall...Tantalis pinned Totally Awesome after his SUPERKICK finisher...
▪ Cthulhu The Collector defeated Pit Viper via Submission...forcing Pit Viper to submit to his Depths of Despair hold (an inverted Belly To Back Bear Hug)...Viper seemed extra disoriented...for some reason...
▪ Elina defeated Joyce Grable via Pinfall...after her RESURRECTION finisher (Elina runs along the top ropes...then springs herself from the top turnbuckle and hits a high-risk Running Missle Dropkick)...Post-match, the former LWF supetstar Joyce Grable filed an immediate complaint with the LXG's Commissioners Office...
▪ The Wicked Monk (aka The Legacy) defeated End of Days via Pinfall...after a Perfect Cross Body Block from the top rope...
▪ Murdok defeated Rak'ashan via Submission...coming back from behind and forcing Rak'ashan to submit to his CENTRA TAKEOVER primary finisher (A Cross Arm Breaker Submission Hold)...Post-match, the defacto Lycan king Rak'ashan attempted to blindside Murdok with a Steel Chair...then it all blew up...
▪ The Road Warriors - Hawk & Animal With Paul Ellering defeated The Southern Sons Acrobatic Bayou Jubilee - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen via Pinfall...Road Warrior Hawk pinned "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon after his Vertical Suplex...Post-match, Dr. Jacob Omen offered Road Warrior Hawk a free bottle of his elixir...then things got a little weird...
▪ The Kindred - Stephen DeArcher, Mallick DeArcher & Blood Storm defeated Red Sun - Tiger Mask, Jushin Liger & Akuma The Ninja via Disqualification...Akuma The Ninja was disqualified for hurling an unknown Ninja Powder into the eyes of Mallick DeArcher...This match has become The LXG's first "Feud Series" of the Reboot Era...rematch information is forthcoming!...
▪ Thunderkitty defeated Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash via Pinfall...after her Back Suplex...
▪ Tyler Black defeated John Pesek via Pinfall...after coming from way behind & first duping John Pesek into a Headfirst Turnbuckle Collision...and then executing A Backslide pinning combination...the greatest comeback yet in The Reboot Era...and...the first two wrestlers that were arrested as well...
▪ Star Warrior defeated The Sandman via Pinfall...after His COSMIC BIG BANG finisher (a 450° Splash From The Top Rope)...
▪ Cosmic Woman defeated Jazz via Pinfall...after Executing her Cosmic Energy Burst...and then transitioning into a Roll Up pinning combination...
▪ MnM - Brock Mayhem Mason & Dillon Madness Mason With King Mook defeated The Soldiers of Fortune - Masked Superstar & The Destroyer via Pinfall...Brock Mayhem Mason pinned The Masked Superstar after his BLOW YOUR MIND cecondary finisher (A Head And Arm Suplex Dropping The Opponent On The Head)...
▪ Randy Savage defeated Strangler Lewis via Pinfall...after his Running Knee To The Back...
▪ (Rogue) Gladiator of Aethra - Calm defeated Bob Backlund via Pinfall...after his German Suplex...
▪ The Colony - Fire Ant, Green Ant & Soldier Ant defeated Bruderschaft Des Kreuzes - Claudio Castagnoli, Ares & Tim Donst via Pinfall...Fire Ant pinned Tim Donst after his BEACH BREAK secondary finisher (A Belly To Back Piledriver)...
▪ The Million Dollar Corporation - Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy defeated The Osirians - Amasis & Ophidian via Pinfall...Ted DiBiase pinned Amasis after his Perfect Cross Body Block From The Top Rope... Nobody saw it coming...least not Ted DiBiase...his and King Kong Bundy's pre-match sneak attack you could say fell completely...backwards on them...
▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Mayhem Unleashed defeated Chaos Supreme With Magnus Colby via Pinfall...after his Fall of The Empire maneuver (an Over The Shoulder Belly To Belly Piledriver)...
Our Main Event - For The Inaugural LXG Universal Women's Championship!
▪ Penny Banner defeated Kelly Klein via Pinfall...after her SMALL CRADLE secondary finisher...
☆ Banner Has Won The LXG Universal Women's Championship Title!!! ☆
Extenuating Circumstances & Continuing Developments:
▪ As a result of Godsend's SPEAK OF THE DEVIL finisher used on Wolf (Reboot Card 5), Wolf is (unknowingly) underneath Godsend's control during the duration of either Wolf's next regularily scheduled match...or Godsend's!...
▪ Because of Tauran's victory tonight, & careful talent scouting, he was approached to star in the upcoming sex comedy film, " Daddy Time - Time Is Literally - On Your Side!". Will he accept? The LXG's official response was quote, "Who The Hell Knows?"...
▪ After a pre-match beat down by a masked female assailant, Joyce Grable demands answers as well as justice to be served to whoever did this. The good thing is Grable knows that it wasn't Elina (whom she spotted in the ring seconds before she was attacked), the bad thing is, the women's roster just expanded from 12 to 50...The LXG will be assigning someone to get to the bottom of this!...
▪ Several zombies and ghouls, (who were all under the command of The Witch Doctor King Murdok) lept over the rails and stormed the ring to protect Murdok from Rak'ashan...Murdok's subjects battened down the scene in a matter in which...many would say...was done better than The Aethrans ever could...this altercation soon involved all four LXG Commissioners...as well as The Aethran Minister of War - The Aethran Overmaster...it got very ugly and complicated (even on political levels)...and is an ongoing situation now...rematch news on our next card!...
▪ Hawks partner Animal tried to snap him out of the effects of the good doctors Magic Elixir...but was met with the following comment from Hawk, "Look...after I took a swig...and then swigged the whole bottle...everything just went so...groovy...so stop...harshin...my gig...and go buy me...some more..."
▪ The Kindred's Disqualification Victory over Red Sun (Reboot Card 7)...has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with The Kindred leading 1 to 0...next months rematch will be for...No Disqualifications And No Count Outs...And...For Double Ratings Points!...when asked by his teammates about his particular strategy tonight...Akuma The Ninja told them, "When you're competing against...12th century vampires...you need time...to form strategies..."
▪ John Pesek...who was determined to drive home the point that if Tyler Blacks final...and only...offense of the night...was all that Black needed to beat a man who had been crucifying him...then, "That just goes to show...that Black was totally...on something". Just before he had put both of them through a store window outside the arena...Black shouted at Pesek that quote..."I'm So Sexy That Anything Is Possible For Me...Rectum Breath!..."...rematch news will be on our next card!...
▪ Around a corner backstage...The Osirians picked up the upcoming blitz...and before anybody knew it...Amasis and Ophidian had swept out King Kong Bundy's legs from under him...causing him to fall backwards...and completely crush Ted DiBiase onto the concrete floor...DiBiase then succeeded in enacting his revenge inside the ring...
▪ A little while ago...David Lee Roth tried to reach Penny Banner for an official LXG comment regarding her championship title winning effort tonight...but her man...Mr. Fuji...was the one answered the call...he had to get off the phone but did say..."Ah-Ha...Dave...SIMULATANEOUS!!!...BANZAI!!!...Ohhh...She's Only Wearing Her Title Belt Now!!!...I Have To Go!!!..."
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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The LXG - Our Cards Now Go To Eleven...Not Once...But Twice!...
We're Really Not Responsible...😊...Intermittently Starting Trouble Since 2017...
Coming Up Next:
Reboot Card 8 - Match Announcements!
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(A High Level Collision Between - The Legends of Wrestling, The Independents, The Champions of The Galaxy, Krazy Kards, Bootlegs & The Theatre of The Absurd)
"...I Told Her Never In Hell...No Special Reason...Must've Lied...Cause I Ain't Leavin'...We're In For A Very Long Night...Heard A Vicious Rumor...From Your Mama's Tongue...You A Desperate Woman...Need A Man With A Gun...High Crime Zone...In The City of Lights..."
Reboot Card No. 7
Korakuen Hall
Tokyo, Japan
Match Results:
▪ Tauran defeated Plethador via Submission...forcing Plethador to submit to his Equuleus Sharpshooter...Post-match, "The Aging In Reverse" former GWF superstar Tauran, was approached to star in an upcoming sex comedy film...
▪ Nicholas Valentino defeated Brinson Faust via Submission...forcing Brinson Faust to submit to his Reverse Bearhug...
▪ Sara Del Rey defeated Wyvern via Pinfall...after her German Suplex...
▪ Scrapheap defeated Xaphan via Pinfall...after his JUNKPILE finisher (A splash from the top rope that buries his opponent in an avalanche of connected metallic junk and household appliances)...
▪ The Estorians (Tantalis & Parsec) defeated Heavy Metal (The Electric Axe & Totally Awesome) via Pinfall...Tantalis pinned Totally Awesome after his SUPERKICK finisher...
▪ Cthulhu The Collector defeated Pit Viper via Submission...forcing Pit Viper to submit to his Depths of Despair hold (an inverted Belly To Back Bear Hug)...Viper seemed extra disoriented...for some reason...
▪ Elina defeated Joyce Grable via Pinfall...after her RESURRECTION finisher (Elina runs along the top ropes...then springs herself from the top turnbuckle and hits a high-risk Running Missle Dropkick)...Post-match, the former LWF supetstar Joyce Grable filed an immediate complaint with the LXG's Commissioners Office...
▪ The Wicked Monk (aka The Legacy) defeated End of Days via Pinfall...after a Perfect Cross Body Block from the top rope...
▪ Murdok defeated Rak'ashan via Submission...coming back from behind and forcing Rak'ashan to submit to his CENTRA TAKEOVER primary finisher (A Cross Arm Breaker Submission Hold)...Post-match, the defacto Lycan king Rak'ashan attempted to blindside Murdok with a Steel Chair...then it all blew up...
▪ The Road Warriors - Hawk & Animal With Paul Ellering defeated The Southern Sons Acrobatic Bayou Jubilee - "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon & Dr. Jacob Omen via Pinfall...Road Warrior Hawk pinned "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon after his Vertical Suplex...Post-match, Dr. Jacob Omen offered Road Warrior Hawk a free bottle of his elixir...then things got a little weird...
▪ The Kindred - Stephen DeArcher, Mallick DeArcher & Blood Storm defeated Red Sun - Tiger Mask, Jushin Liger & Akuma The Ninja via Disqualification...Akuma The Ninja was disqualified for hurling an unknown Ninja Powder into the eyes of Mallick DeArcher...This match has become The LXG's first "Feud Series" of the Reboot Era...rematch information is forthcoming!...
▪ Thunderkitty defeated Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash via Pinfall...after her Back Suplex...
▪ Tyler Black defeated John Pesek via Pinfall...after coming from way behind & first duping John Pesek into a Headfirst Turnbuckle Collision...and then executing A Backslide pinning combination...the greatest comeback yet in The Reboot Era...and...the first two wrestlers that were arrested as well...
▪ Star Warrior defeated The Sandman via Pinfall...after His COSMIC BIG BANG finisher (a 450° Splash From The Top Rope)...
▪ Cosmic Woman defeated Jazz via Pinfall...after Executing her Cosmic Energy Burst...and then transitioning into a Roll Up pinning combination...
▪ MnM - Brock Mayhem Mason & Dillon Madness Mason With King Mook defeated The Soldiers of Fortune - Masked Superstar & The Destroyer via Pinfall...Brock Mayhem Mason pinned The Masked Superstar after his BLOW YOUR MIND cecondary finisher (A Head And Arm Suplex Dropping The Opponent On The Head)...
▪ Randy Savage defeated Strangler Lewis via Pinfall...after his Running Knee To The Back...
▪ (Rogue) Gladiator of Aethra - Calm defeated Bob Backlund via Pinfall...after his German Suplex...
▪ The Colony - Fire Ant, Green Ant & Soldier Ant defeated Bruderschaft Des Kreuzes - Claudio Castagnoli, Ares & Tim Donst via Pinfall...Fire Ant pinned Tim Donst after his BEACH BREAK secondary finisher (A Belly To Back Piledriver)...
▪ The Million Dollar Corporation - Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy defeated The Osirians - Amasis & Ophidian via Pinfall...Ted DiBiase pinned Amasis after his Perfect Cross Body Block From The Top Rope... Nobody saw it coming...least not Ted DiBiase...his and King Kong Bundy's pre-match sneak attack you could say fell completely...backwards on them...
▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Mayhem Unleashed defeated Chaos Supreme With Magnus Colby via Pinfall...after his Fall of The Empire maneuver (an Over The Shoulder Belly To Belly Piledriver)...
Our Main Event - For The Inaugural LXG Universal Women's Championship!
▪ Penny Banner defeated Kelly Klein via Pinfall...after her SMALL CRADLE secondary finisher...
☆ Banner Has Won The LXG Universal Women's Championship Title!!! ☆
Extenuating Circumstances & Continuing Developments:
▪ As a result of Godsend's SPEAK OF THE DEVIL finisher used on Wolf (Reboot Card 5), Wolf is (unknowingly) underneath Godsend's control during the duration of either Wolf's next regularily scheduled match...or Godsend's!...
▪ Because of Tauran's victory tonight, & careful talent scouting, he was approached to star in the upcoming sex comedy film, " Daddy Time - Time Is Literally - On Your Side!". Will he accept? The LXG's official response was quote, "Who The Hell Knows?"...
▪ After a pre-match beat down by a masked female assailant, Joyce Grable demands answers as well as justice to be served to whoever did this. The good thing is Grable knows that it wasn't Elina (whom she spotted in the ring seconds before she was attacked), the bad thing is, the women's roster just expanded from 12 to 50...The LXG will be assigning someone to get to the bottom of this!...
▪ Several zombies and ghouls, (who were all under the command of The Witch Doctor King Murdok) lept over the rails and stormed the ring to protect Murdok from Rak'ashan...Murdok's subjects battened down the scene in a matter in which...many would say...was done better than The Aethrans ever could...this altercation soon involved all four LXG Commissioners...as well as The Aethran Minister of War - The Aethran Overmaster...it got very ugly and complicated (even on political levels)...and is an ongoing situation now...rematch news on our next card!...
▪ Hawks partner Animal tried to snap him out of the effects of the good doctors Magic Elixir...but was met with the following comment from Hawk, "Look...after I took a swig...and then swigged the whole bottle...everything just went so...groovy...so stop...harshin...my gig...and go buy me...some more..."
▪ The Kindred's Disqualification Victory over Red Sun (Reboot Card 7)...has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with The Kindred leading 1 to 0...next months rematch will be for...No Disqualifications And No Count Outs...And...For Double Ratings Points!...when asked by his teammates about his particular strategy tonight...Akuma The Ninja told them, "When you're competing against...12th century vampires...you need time...to form strategies..."
▪ John Pesek...who was determined to drive home the point that if Tyler Blacks final...and only...offense of the night...was all that Black needed to beat a man who had been crucifying him...then, "That just goes to show...that Black was totally...on something". Just before he had put both of them through a store window outside the arena...Black shouted at Pesek that quote..."I'm So Sexy That Anything Is Possible For Me...Rectum Breath!..."...rematch news will be on our next card!...
▪ Around a corner backstage...The Osirians picked up the upcoming blitz...and before anybody knew it...Amasis and Ophidian had swept out King Kong Bundy's legs from under him...causing him to fall backwards...and completely crush Ted DiBiase onto the concrete floor...DiBiase then succeeded in enacting his revenge inside the ring...
▪ A little while ago...David Lee Roth tried to reach Penny Banner for an official LXG comment regarding her championship title winning effort tonight...but her man...Mr. Fuji...was the one answered the call...he had to get off the phone but did say..."Ah-Ha...Dave...SIMULATANEOUS!!!...BANZAI!!!...Ohhh...She's Only Wearing Her Title Belt Now!!!...I Have To Go!!!..."
(Click)...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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The LXG - Our Cards Now Go To Eleven...Not Once...But Twice!...
We're Really Not Responsible...😊...Intermittently Starting Trouble Since 2017...
Coming Up Next:
Reboot Card 8 - Match Announcements!