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Post by neilybob on Aug 21, 2022 16:24:41 GMT -5
Awesome show bri.
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Post by Bri on Apr 23, 2024 22:12:28 GMT -5
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The Time - Present Day...8:23 am...
The Scene - A little known...but rather large boardroom...underneath...the mayor of New York City's official residential mansion...
The Purpose - A reconvening of the parties involved...with the aims of relaunching...the LXG...
The Participants - The mayor of the city of New York...and the rag tag group that refers to itself as Afghanistan Bananastan...conspicuously absent from Afghanistan Bananastan are...Sky Low Low...and She-Devil...
The Dream - A Feast of Friends...old and new...😊...
Hizzoner NYC Mayor Ned Krotch (Angrily) - All right all a youse...pays attention...Ahh shit...somebody wake Roth up please...
Robert Redford (to a sleeping in his shades David Lee Roth...as Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose stifles a snicker) - Hey...the cops are here...Look out!...It's a Raid!...
David Lee Roth (startled awake) - No...I didn't do it it wasn't me!...wait...where am...ohhhhhh...man...
Ned Krotch - I need all of you to focus...cause I'm only gonna say this once...so make sure someone tells this to Sky and She Devil...
Sky Low Low (from a curled up position under the mayor's boardroom table) - We're listening...(hiccup)...
Ned Krotch (as everyone seated looks underneath the table) - Why is Sk...forget it...forget it...never mind I don't wanna know...I pulled...a lot of strings...and other damn things...to get...not only all of you...but all of us...this one...last chance...to bring back The LXG...and save our asses...
Little Beaver - And we appreciate it very much!...
Ned Krotch - Wait till I'm through then you can...
(From under the table...a tiny but surprisingly powerful little fist...punches Krotch in the left shin...and a woman's fist...simultaneously punches Krotch in the right shin...interrupting him):
Ned Krotch (bent over in some in pain) - Ahh!...Damn it!...Sorry!...Now...I've spoken with all of those putzes in state government...The White House...the United Nations Security Council...and even the damn...what the hell are they called...the AA...RP of the universe...
Endgame (interrupting) - UFSP...
Cheech Marin (to the man on his right) - Yo holmes whaddit he say?...
Tommy Chong (to Cheech) - Wow...this is...heavy...he talked to all the alcoholics in the universe man...
Tommy Chong (to the man on his right) - Right?...
Bill Murray (with a smirk) - Huh...That...is exactly...what he said...
Tommy Chong (to Cheech) - See man...
Father Don Leo Jonathan (to Cheech and Chong) - Never listen to Murray fellas...ever...about anything...trust me...he's insane...and besides...the AARP are a bunch a senior citizens...he shouldn't have hassled them neither...
Ned Krotch - With the exception of the aliens...
Wolf - Grrrrrrrrrrrr...
Ned Krotch - Beings!...I meant Beings!...around this table...the LXG can only...allow...(trying to think of the right word)...Earth-lings?...Earthings...on it's roster...everybody's going to be watching this time...one false move...one.. screw up...and they're gonna throw the whole damn bunch of ya's into jail...
Jim Morrison (to the person on his right) - Sounds like a dare...to me...
The Wicked Monk (to Morrison with a slight smile) - Boy it sure does...doesn't it?...
(Phantasy grabs Morrison's thigh underneath the table...and they both too now wear...a slight smile on they're faces):
Ned Krotch - They're already refurbishing Alcatraz prison...for the LXG...AND...ME!...
(Krotch pauses a moment to grab a slab of some fresh raw meat...that's been placed on the table amidst the scrumptious Chinese food and carafe's of coffee about the table...)
(As soon as Krotch had grabbed the largest remaining piece...the other zombie in the room...Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie...pulled the plate of raw meat much closer to himself...and out of reach from Krotch):
Ned Krotch (while starring out of the corner of his eyes at Phantasy...and after a large bite of raw meat) - I am totally...at my tits* end here...
(*Note: even up until the very present post...The Mayor still insists...that he said..."wits"...end here...all things considered...it's still best to let him think this...there aren't many more difficult situations in life...than really pissed off zombies):
Ned Krotch - I have arranged for a press conference next week...to kick off this...re-launch...of the LXG...DON'T NONE OF YAS...SCREW ANY A THIS UP!...
Wince McCan't (stands up to speak...as Sky screws his eyes up to the heavens) - Ip I may say your honor...we intend to gather uf...and include...into the LXG...the greatest...wrestlers prom...the history op...the squared circle on Earth...Apter all...the greatest wrasslers in all existence...have come prom the Earth...
(Endgame makes that sound that's made...when one sucks his own teeth in disagreement...as Plethador catches Endgames eyes...Plethador purses his lips...and nods his head back and forth):
Wince McCan't (as Krotch covers his eyes with his hand) - And the LXG...is going to be pollowing in the very pootsteps...of my...Dearly Defarted...World Wide Emfire!...Ahhhh...ssssshit!...
(Ned Krotch pictures Wince McCan't in his very own cell...far underneath...Alcatraz prizon...mispronouncing to his heart's content...where nobody can hear him...Ned then starts to cackle maniacally into his hand some):
Wince McCan't - The New...LXG...Airtight...and...Poolfroop!...
Little Beaver (to Ned Krotch) - I know...I know...he still has those...dyslexic issues when he uses p's and f's...but across the board...he really is...trying his best for us...just give him this...one last...chance too?...
Ned Krotch (waving clenched fists in the air) - All of yas...Everybody above...And below the table...Get the hell out of my...Boardroom!...
To be continued!
An M.O.B. Production...a subsidiary of Afghanistan Bananastan LLC..
This is a work of fan fiction...and has been written with the utmost respect and love for anyone or anything that has ever been depicted...in the history of...A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...up through...and including the current day...and is not meant to disparage or disgrace anyone...real...nor imaginary...that's ever included here...or will be included here into this...labor of love and...theatre...of the absurd...and the fact...that all of this really happened...is besides the point...of this disclaimer...
- Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose...(LXG Legal Counsel...and (according to him)...the soon to be Light Heavyweight Champion of The LXG?...
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In Our Next Post:
The LXG attempts to navigate their way through a complicated press conference...in order to announce a re-launch...
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Post by TTX on Apr 24, 2024 6:56:10 GMT -5
Good old Loophole.
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Post by Bri on Apr 24, 2024 12:11:50 GMT -5
Afternoon TTX me bro! As you say - indeed. And he's going to be loopier than ever! Feels great to be back in an LXG state of mind. A thousand you're awesomes my friend! |
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Post by TTX on Apr 24, 2024 12:20:30 GMT -5
I'll be watching. You can spin tales that few can reach, my friend.
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Post by Bri on Apr 25, 2024 15:38:44 GMT -5
I'll be watching. You can spin tales that few can reach, my friend. You are far far too kind brother TTX! I'm just trying to keep pace with the awesomeness maximus that are my fellow promoters feds on the boards. Going to be posting our next offering in a few. Very thankful you are part of this maddness! |
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Post by Bri on Apr 25, 2024 16:13:48 GMT -5
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The Time - A week later...High Noon...
The Scene - The LXG's first press conference back...right on the sidewalk in front of Trinity Church...at the intersection of Broadway and Wall Streets...in Lower Manhattan...
The Purpose - A re-introduction of The LXG to the people, fans and press...of the wrestling world...and perhaps...universe...
The Participants - LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray...LXG Spiritual Advisor And Resurrectionist - Father Don Leo Jonathan...members of the press...the general public...and probably a few...ahh...others?...
Bill Murray - Ladies...Gentlemen...
Father DLJ (covers Murray's microphone and whispers to him) - You can't just group everyone into..."Ladies and Gentlemen"...anymore...everyone identifies differently now...it's the right way...
Bill Murray (covers Father DLJ's microphone and whispers back) - I got this big man...can't you go...cross yourself or something...
(Everyone there turns to look at each other...because they can still hear them through Father DLJ's microphone...):
Bill Murray - Attention!...Attention!...All you...Kooky...Pro...Nouns Out There You!...Today...Is An Historic Day...The LXG is Back In The Game Baby!...But Before We Unveil What's Behind...The Big Curtain Behind Me...We Want To Thank...Each...And Everyone of You...For Supporting Us Through The Good...The Bad...And Especially...The Weird...Our New Arena Will Now Be At A Brand New Location For Us...Until Further Notice...The LXG Will Be...At Staten Island's Very Own...Otto's Amusement Emporium!...
(Once again...Everyone there turns to look at each other):
Bill Murray - Come...Gaze In Wonder...At This Indoor Kiddie Fun Park...Complete With... An Arcade...Toddler and Kiddie Rides... Bumper Cars...Batting Cages...Laser Tag...Parents Revenge Kidapult...And So Much...More!...The Arena...Is All The Way In The Back...On The Ther Side of The Merry Go Round...And...Down...The Dark Creepy Hall!...
Father DLJ (covers Murray's microphone and says to him) - Just Where The Hell Is This Place?...
(Gasps from the crowd):
Father DLJ (After realizing the crowd can still hear he and Murray through at least one uncovered microphone) - Ahh Damn It!...
Father DLJ (Now realizing that he's said this in the shadows of Trinity Church...With Clenched Fists He Angrily Bellows Through Both Microphones...That Echoes Through The Canyon of Heroes) - SHIT!...SHIT!...SHIT!...SHIT!......
Bill Murray - Yes In Deedie That's Right Folks...Father DLJ Hears Confessions Every Day At 4pm...For All You Sinners Out There...Please Arrive Early...Be As Brief As Possible...But Pictures Are Encouraged...So Now...Back...To Business...Please...And I Mean It Please...Come On Down!...To Our New Arena Location...And Help Us!...Help You!...Get Our Asses!...Out Of There Pronto!...
(The people up front look on with determined purpose as they see what kind of money they have on them...while most look on in a sort of weird "excremental sort of confusion"?*):
*Sorry, been on a lot of medicne lately...sounded good at the time...
Bill Murray - And Now Folks...For The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...The Official Announcement Poster For Our First Scheduled Card! - Draw The Curtain Please:
LXG - 1 - Back In The Saddle
Andre The Giant vs Disaster
Ed " Strangler" Lewis vs "The King of Men" Freddie Blassie
The Heartbreak Express - "Fabulous" Phil Davis & "Superstar" Sean Davis vs The Dads - Iron Mike DiBiase & Bob Orton Sr*
"The Solid Man" William Muldoon vs Bryan Danielson
Two Doos And A Don't - Luke Williams, Butch Miller & "Superstar" Bill Dundee vs What Stays In Vegas Lays In Vegas - Val Venis, "Elegant" Eddie Fyne & Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose
Al Snow with Head vs "Psycho Shooter" Drake Younger
Imagine What We Could Do To You! - Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda, David Taylor, Finlay With Hornswoggle & Johnny Saint vs The Midnight Express - Bobby Eaton, Stan Lane, Tom Prichard & Jim Cornette
S.D. Jones vs Bobby Shane
Nora Greenwald vs Shann-Ra
Hillbilly Wrecking Crew - Necro Butcher & Brodie Lee vs Phila-del-phia Bleedin' - The Sandman & Justin Credible
The Glamour Girls - Leilani Kai & Judy Martin vs East Coast Muscle - MsChif & Trinity Denucci
Timber The Now "Really Insane" Lumberjack vs The "Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz
*On loan from FPW Wrestling In The U.K.!
Bill Murray - So now...We're going to open it up...for questions...but please remember...they all must be submitted in writing...
(At this point...after a few members of the press flip Murray the bird...there were a number of intelligent and constructive exchanges that denoted the following):
â–ª The LXG has refused to sanction any official championships...all competitors are to be competing within weightclasses and or category brackets in which they will appear in on the cards...they are as follows:
Super Heavyweight
Heavyweight
Tag Team
Light Heavyweight
Six-Man Tag Team
Hardcore
Eight-Man Tag Team
Midcard
Women
Hardcore Tag Team
Women Tag Team
Undercard
â–ª If the wrestlers and teams...want to get paid...or laid...and keep wrestling...then they have to win their bouts cleanly.
â–ª Any bouts that either; do not have a clean finish or end controversially...means that the participants will be signed to a rematch on the very next card.
â–ª The "Champions" in The LXG...are the ones who win their bouts amongst the brackets they signed up to.
â–ª The "Legends" in The LXG...are the ones who have been able to string together a few victories/and or defend their rights to keep competing.
â–ª The "Gods" in The LXG...are the ones who amass the greatest amount of consecutive cards competed in from all time.
(But, there were also some a typical exchanges):
Father DLJ (to a strange looking fellow in only a trenchcoat) - Excuse me...ahh...so...what do you...identify as?...
Trenchcoat - ...Us...
Bill Murray (to Father DLJ) - Ohh we are so hiring that one...
Pushy Press - The LXG isn't supposed to have aliens on it's roster...and yet The Uncrowned Minister of War Disaster...is part of the main event?...Are you guys that arrogant...and irresponsible...
Father DLJ (to Pushy Press) - Well you see...it's a...it's sort of a...ahh...
Bill Murray (to Pushy Press) - Well for your information...I don't know...should I say this...DLJ?...
Father DLJ (to Murray) - Say...say...what?...
Bill Murray (apologetically to the entire crowd...as a baffled DLJ looks on) - I wasn't going to let the cat out of the bag folks...but...Captain Hissyfit here...has left me no choice...it...isn't...Disaster...it's just...one of the most successful examples of genetic cloning...on record...as are all...of our supposed "GWF" folk...it's ok...I'll be...alright...ohh I'm...so...dissapointed...
Father DLJ (while annoyed by "Captain Hissyfit"...he says to the crowd) - Yes...yes everybody blame that pushy press guy!...yep...grab him!...great...yeah that's it...
United Nations Member (And new special envoy...for the recently crowned...King of Assholia) - Are all of you aware out there?...of what may happen if The LXG should renege on it's anti-alien commitment?...
Bill Murray (to everyone in attendance) - Heed Those Words...Ladies and...Ahh Damn It Everybody...IF...that should happen...then...do all you know...What This Will Mean?...Six More Weeks...OF...WINTER!...
(All that be heard...was stunned silence...crickets...and some guy in a trenchcoat scratching themselves furiously with both hands and slightly moaning)
To be continued!
An M.O.B. Production...a subsidiary of Afghanistan Bananastan LLC...
This is a work of fan fiction...and has been written with the utmost respect and love for anyone or anything that has ever been depicted...in the history of...A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...up through...and including the current day...and is not meant to disparage or disgrace anyone...real...nor imaginary...that's ever included here...or will be included here into this...labor of love and...theatre...of the absurd...and the fact...that all of this really happened...is besides the point...of this disclaimer...
- Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose...(LXG Legal Counsel)...
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In Our Next Post (At Somepoint This Weekend I'm Hoping)
Results From LXG - 1 - Back In The Saddle !!!
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Post by Bri on Apr 27, 2024 12:06:59 GMT -5
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LXG - 1 - "Back In The Saddle"
Otto's Amusement Emporium
Staten Island, New York City
Seating Capacity - 332
- Referee - Smallie Biggs.
- Ring Announcer - LXG Lifecoach David Lee Roth.
- Television Announces - Jim Solie and Gorilla Ventura
- Tonight Is Sponsored by David Sans House of Chinese Cuisine...And His Famous 15 Inch Wok...
- Hotel And Tee Pee Accommodations Are Available For A Discounted Rate at...The Best Shore Motor Inn...and Mr. Mojo Risin's Tee Pee Rental Park...
Tonight's Results:
â–ª The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz ( 0 ) made short work of Timber ( 0 ), who's the now "Foaming At The Mouth Lumberjack", when he pinned him after his Unpredictable Slam maneuver - (1:15).
â–ª In a thrilling back and forth match complete with both sides exhibiting hot tags, shrewd strategy and excellent tag skills; Leilani Kai ( 3 ) and Judy Martin ( 1 ) defeated MsChif ( 4 ) and Trinity Denucci ( 3 ) when Kai executed her RUNNING SPLASH on MsChif - (24:47).
â–ª The Sandman ( 0 ) and Justin Credible ( 0 ) steamrolled over a drunken Necro Butcher ( 0 ) and a very drunken Brodie Lee ( 2 ) after Credible hit his SINGAPORE CANE primary finisher on Lee - (4:33).
â–ª Under intense scrutiny from the obviously known, but also unknown parties in attendance tonight, Shann-Ra ( 4 ) just barely defeated an equally tenacious Nora Greenwald ( 4 ) after she executed a Waistlock Suplex maneuver on her outside the ring, forcing a count out - (19:39).
â–ª On only his second offensive maneuver, Bobby Shane ( 0 ) forced a possibly drugged S.D. Jones ( 1 ) to submit to his JAPANESE SLEEPER - (00:22).
â–ª After a pivotal hot tag and continually preventative superior tag skills, Bobby Eaton ( 0 ), Stan Lane ( 2 ), Tom Prichard ( 0 ) and a beaming Jim Cornette ( 0 ) defeated Exotic Adrian Street ( 5 ) with an ineffective Miss Linda, David Taylor ( 0 ), Finlay ( 0 ) with an ineffective Hornswoggle and Johnny Saint ( 0 ) when The Midnight Express executed their Double Goozle double team maneuver (A Simultaneous Clothesline By Eaton And Clip From Behind By Lane) on a hitherto resilient but cut off Street - (13:38).
â–ª After unleashing tons of punnishment all over the arena, while giving him a steady stream of serious Head, (you know what I mean), Al Snow ( 0 ) with a somehow hoping up and down al by itself Head defeated a bloodied Psycho Shooter Drake Younger ( 5 ) after executing his SNOW PLOW (A Scoop Brainbuster) - (10:57).
â–ª In a mutually fast and furious paced, tag skill drenched effort, Luke Williams ( 1 ), Butch Miller ( 1 ) and Superstar Bill Dundee ( 2 ) defeated Val Venis ( 1 ), an unable to distract Elegant Eddie Fyne ( 0 ) and a foreign objecting Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose ( 3 ) when Rose for disqualified for Hurling Williams Into The T.V. Announcers Table - And Started A Large Brawl In The First Row Behind The Table. (19:21).
â–ª Bryan Danielson ( 0 ) completely out maneuvered and overwhelmed "The Solid Man" William Muldoon ( 3 ) when he forced Muldoon to submit to his TRIANGLE CHOKE alternate finisher. (9:38)
â–ª The Dads - Bob Orton Sr. ( 0 ) and Iron Mike DiBiase ( 0 ) obliterated "Fabulous" Phil Davis ( 0 ) and "Superstar' Sean Davis ( 2 ) after Orton duped Sean into Colliding Forehead First Into The Corner And Rolled Him Up. (6:46).
â–ª "The King of Men" Freddie Blassie ( 0 ) caught everyone off guard when he pinned Ed "Strangler" Lewis ( 0 ) with an execution of his SOUTHERN NECKBREAKER And An Undetected Hook of The Tights. (1:01).
â–ª Using a three minute, often mutually damaging Turnbuckle Squash against his opponent to (hopefully) set him up, Andre The Giant ( 2 ) defeated Disaster ( 2 ) after executing a version of his BIG SPLASH - that Disaster had almost escaped. (9:12).
Fall Out From Tonight:
1. Because the Shann-Ra and Nora Greenwald bout ended via count out, they will be facing each other on next week's LXG - 2. Details and stipulations of the re-match are the fodder for wild speculation by the fans, (& rightly so) due to how highly contested and polarizing this match was. Wince McCan't for one is pushing this re-match needs to be a quote, "Bra & Fanties" match. Many are simply not buying the fact that Shann-Ra is only a genetic replica.
1a. For the LXG, there are many back room and closed door meetings going on as to how to contain and control these potential, "bad actors", and problems seen in attendance tonight by Roth, Redford, The Wicked Monk - as well as a few others in Afghanistan Bananastan. Does this rinkle bear any affect on the terms or stipulations of this re-match? It remains to be seen.
2. Fans were in an uproar over Bobby Shane's very questionable 22 second submission victory over S.D. Jones. Some of the fans said that Shane kept one of his forearms close to him as he quickly left ringside and emitted a "weird" odor. Cameramen Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong both thought that the odor, "was totally a groove Jack!", but LXG management is now running a full investigation. Shane later claimed that referee Smallie Biggs had allowed everything, but Biggs denied ever speaking with Shane. Biggs also claimed that he couldn't smell a thing, due to him suffering from a bad cold coupled with the fact of him unfortunately being born with only one nostril.
3. After Playboy Buddy Rose had hurled Luke Williams into the t.v. announcers table, it started a massive melee between The Sheepherders & Dundee with Sherri Martel & Jazz against; Venis, Fyne, Rose, t.v. announcers Jim Solie & Gorilla Ventura and Tina Moretti & Sara Del Rey, (who were also seated near ringside like Martel & Jazz). It took three members from Afghanistan Bananastan, (Father Don Leo Jonathan, Endgame & Wolf), to achieve order - which unintentionally opened up more questions and problems for The LXG. Sky Low Low gave a special announcement after most of the vacated fans had returned and order had been restored that, "A special re-match is being planned for next week. He also tried to ask the crowd for, "A show of hands as to, "Which clone did you think looked more authentic..."Wolf"...or "Endgame?". It was met with some spectator belief, but not uniformly.
4. In a continuance of a tumultuous evening, the crowd threw everything it could at Freddie Blassie, (after his hand was raised in victory by the watery eyed and runny nosed LXG referee Smallie Biggs) and Biggs himself. Lewis had to be restrained at ringside by a storming the ring John Pesek, so he wouldn't permanently cripple either Blassie or Biggs. So yet another re-match is in the works for LXG - 2, with all announcements being made on an upcoming mid-week match announcement poster posting.
To Be Continued!...
An M.O.B. Production...a subsidiary of Afghanistan Bananastan LLC..
This is a work of fan fiction...and has been written with the utmost respect and love for anyone or anything that has ever been depicted...in the history of...A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...up through...and including the current day...and is not meant to disparage or disgrace anyone...real...nor imaginary...that's ever included here...or will be included here into this...labor of love and...theatre...of the absurd...and the fact...that all of this really happened...is besides the point...of this disclaimer...
- Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose...(LXG Legal Counsel)...
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Coming Up In Our Next Post:
Some issues are addressed...and...A posting of the poster advertising LXG - 2...complete with decided upon re-match stipulations...
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Post by TTX on Apr 27, 2024 13:23:22 GMT -5
Nice to see Phil and Sean in action even on the losing side. Andre vs Disaster was crazy amazing of course. Keep the dice dizzy.
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Post by Bri on Apr 30, 2024 5:19:30 GMT -5
Nice to see Phil and Sean in action even on the losing side. Andre vs Disaster was crazy amazing of course. Keep the dice dizzy. Mornin TTX! I do enjoy booking them in matches and I think they're cards are a pisser. From the artwork to the stats. They will definitely be back in the mix at a later date. Andre vs Disaster was tense. Figuring on a big Super Heavyweight bout to top the card I decided to really go big lol. Already a few bouts into the next card, but here is our next post. Thanks bro!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Development Since Our Last Card & Next Week's ( LXG - 2 ) - Match Announcements: The owners and management of the LXG have decided to get out in front of any bad actors...who may be trying to extort...or blackmail...the LXG...by going directly to the ultimate authority in the universe...the U.F.S.P...(before anyone else can or threatens to do)...and after an extremely long negotiation between the LXG and the U.F.S.P. (United Federation of Stars And Planets)...the U.F.S.P...now officially backs the LXG for a plethora of reasons and mutually beneficial arrangements that are unknown to the public...it has now been officially broadcasted to the universal wrestling world...that within the divisional rosters of the LXG...are the actual wrestlers and teams that we're present during the GWF's 2119 roster...which many had deemed to be a new beginning for the GWF...these are the ONLY...non-Earthlings allowed into the GWF...conversely...the only...non-Legends allowed into the LXG are the competitors billed as..."The Legends of The Future"...and on a final note...as for the Legends themselves...they are here exclusively from...the black and white days... And now...without further ado: LXG - 2 - "Unchained": ▪ Andre The Giant ( ☆ ) vs Bruiser Brody ▪ REMATCH - Ed " Strangler" Lewis ( ☆ ) vs "The King of Men" Freddie Blassie ( ☆ ) - THREE OUT OF FIVE FALLS ▪ The Dads - Iron Mike DiBiase & Bob Orton Sr ( ☆ ) vs The James Gang - B.G. James & Kip James ▪ Bryan Danielson ( ☆ ) vs Roderick Strong ▪ REMATCH - Two Doos And A Don't - Luke Williams, Butch Miller & "Superstar" Bill Dundee ( ☆ ) & Sherri Martel & Jazz vs What Stays In Vegas Lays In Vegas - Val Venis, "Elegant" Eddie Fyne & Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose ( ☆ ) & Sara Del Rey & Tina Moretti - TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS - NO DISQUALIFICATIONS - NO COUNT OUTS ! ▪ Al Snow with Head ( ☆ ) vs The Missing Link ▪ The Midnight Express - Bobby Eaton, Stan Lane, Tom Prichard & Jim Cornette ( ☆ ) vs The Greatest Show In The Galaxy - The Amazing Mann, Kill Prey, Slave Beast & Steele Freak with Vin Strutter ▪ REMATCH - S.D. Jones ( ☆ ) vs Bobby Shane ( ☆ ) - FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE ! ▪ REMATCH - Nora Greenwald ( ☆ ) vs Shann-Ra ( ☆) - DOG COLLAR MATCH ! ▪ Phila-del-phia Bleedin' - The Sandman & Justin Credible ( ☆ ) vs From Russia With Love - Ivan Koloff & Boris Zhukov ▪ The Glamour Girls - Leilani Kai & Judy Martin ( ☆ ) vs The North South Connection - Ida Mae Martinez & Joyce Grable ▪ The "Unpredictable" Johnny Rodz ( ☆ ) vs "The Belgian Brawler" Dupae Rupa An M.O.B. Production...🕯...a subsidiary of Afghanistan Bananastan LLC.. This is a work of fan fiction...and has been written with the utmost respect and love for anyone or anything that has ever been depicted...in the history of...A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...up through...and including the current day...and is not meant to disparage or disgrace anyone...real...nor imaginary...that's ever included here...or will be included here into this...labor of love and...theatre...of the absurd...and the fact...that all of this really happened...is besides the point...of this disclaimer... - Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose...(LXG Legal Counsel)... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
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