A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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Month 3 - Lucky Card 13 PPV Match Results - From The Barclays Center - Part 1 of 2
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1. Rowdy Roddy Piper ( - ) vs. One Half of The LXG World Tag Team Champions - Jimmy Superfly Snuka ( - ) No Disqialification No One Allowed At Ringside!
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Jimmy Snuka defeated Roddy Piper via Pinfall, Snuka pinned Piper courtesy of his SUPERFLY LEAP finisher...
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Piper wasted no time trapping Snuka in a Two Handed Choke even before Snuka was inside the ring, but unlike the last premptive strike, this one just pissed Snuka off; after Powerslamming Piper through a table and breaking his head open on the ring post, Piper was basically done - another Power Slam inside the ring set up Snuka to hit a near perfect version of his finisher for a quick three count...
Jimmy Snuka - Rating = ( - )
Roddy Piper - Rating = ( - )
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2. Macho Man Randy Savage & Chris Candido with Tammy Sytch ( - ) vs. LXG Hardcore Champion Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy with Sensational Sherri Martel - No Disqualification One Fall Tag Team Match ( - ) !
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Randy Savage & Chris Candido wrestled LXG Hardcore Champion Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy to a Time Limit Draw...
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Savage and Candido slowly beat DiBiase & Bundy to bloody pulps over the course of this Time Limit Draw, with a ferocious Randy Savage on offense for the majority of the match the only reason the match lasted as long as it did was due to massive interference from Martel. Martel later had to be told via phone to her hospital room exactly what happened and how the match ended, DiBiase told her for us a Time Limit Draw, for you, it ended when Sytch pulled your legs out from under you (As Sytch grabbed them from her position underneath the ring) bringing Martel back of the head first - onto the concrete floor knocking her out cold...
Savage & Candido - Rating = ( - )
DiBiase & Bundy - Rating = ( - )
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3. Father Don Leo Jonathan & The Wicked Monk ( - ) vs The Prince Of Darkness - Kevin Sullivan & Godsend ( - ) In a Holy War Tag Team Match - No Disqualifications. If Jonathan & The Monk win then they can perform an inside the ring Exorcism on Sullivan. If Sullivan and Godsend win then Godsend has something to say to The Father & The Monk in the form of Whispered Dark Devilish Magic - Suprise Guest Referee - Gustav - The Belt Parkway Zombie !
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Father Jonathan & The Wicked Monk wrestled Kevin Sullivan and Godsend To A Time Limit Draw...
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Another Time Limit Draw wherin all of the in ring action was between Jonathan and Godsend, while a frustrated and eager to help his partner Wicked Monk as well as a content to leave the heavy lifting to Godsend Kevin Sullivan never even entered the fray, Godsend wanted no part of The Monk and Sullivan didn't want part of anybody, he left it to the determined to prove himself Godsend as well as the slow & fast counting Gustav to make this match go away...
(Sitting in the seats was new LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray who came under immediate questioning from someone from the Mayor of New York City's Office regarding this undead looking guest referee. Murray fended him off by saying - please don't let him hear you...we just hired him...apparently the poor guy was exposed to some sort of strange waste spill somewhere by Rockaway Beach and we found him wandering down The Belt Parkway...of all places...its a miracle he wasn't killed...he still showed up for work and still did his job...to be honest with you...The LXG needs more men like him. As the stunned and confused man from the Mayors office was processing this and even looking at him in a new light from his seat...Murray politely excused himself, looking as though he needed a minute to compose himself. Once out of earshot he immediately texted Sky Low Low and Little Beaver - "That ref is The Zombie From The Belt Parkway - We've Now Gone Code Zoo".)
Jonathan & Monk - Rating = ( - )
Sullivan & Godsend - Rating = ( - )
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The LXG New House Band - The Soft Parade Performs their first live gig !
The Soft Parade just knocks em dead at The Barclays Center with a killer three song set - Break On Through, The Soft Parade and finishes with L.A. Woman.
They also made a few announcements in between songs:
They introduced the new members of the band - Raven (Pariah)! and Mr. Mojo Risin himself Jim Morrison who when people said we thought you were dead he simply said - Nope, I ain't done yet - I just split for a while...
Then Jim announced that starting in December of this year we're going out on tour, we are supporting (joebreakdown)! and also these guys as our headliners - can you please give a good ole Brooklyn welcome to some very cool cats...Jason Bonham...John Paul Jones...Jimmy Page and Robert Plant...(as they made their way into the ring)...Jim then said "Hey man...what's that up in the sky...Its a bird...its a plane?...No...It's a Led Zeppelin!!
The place exploded...everyone was ecstatic except for the grumbling Wince McCan't - Owner of The World Wide Empire...who said rhetorically...we got Kenny G for our next show...and they get Jim Morrison and Zeppelin...Led...Ucking...Zeppelin!!
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4. Martial Law - Sly Drury, Overtime, Phantasy & The Sandman vs Whips, Chains & Fire - She Devil, Sabu, The Sheik & Bruiser Brody In an Eight Man Tag Team No Disqualification 1 Fall Match !:
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She Devil, Sabu, The Sheik & Bruiser Brody defeat Sly Drury, Overtime, Phantasy & The Sandman via Count Out...
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With much malice these two teams tore into each other with the offenses carried by She Devil and an exceptionally irate Bruiser Brody on one side and Martial Law leader Sly Drury and The Sandman on the other. The Sandman broke up a key pin attempt against Drury by hitting Brody with his Singapore Cane, prompting an uncontrollable all 8 wrestlers in the ring brawl (as well as forcing Massif to now co-referee the match) and then rolled Drury on top of Brody to almost seal a sneaky reverse pin. Then everything went downhill for The Sandmam as he was then told by Phantasy that Sly is and always was her man and The Sandman is "yesterdays booze" - Brody then regained control, threw The Sandman over the ropes and piledrived him mercilessly onto the concrete floor...
Whips Chains & Fire - Rating = ( - )
Martial Law - Rating = ( - )
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5. The Minister of War - Of The New Aethran Empire - Disaster vs. The Ninth Wonder of The World - Bigfoot In a Steel Cage Match - First Wrestler To Escape Over The Top Of The Cage Wins - If Disaster wins, he becomes a Challenge Wrestler for The LXG - in the future - if you would beat Disaster you would earn a shot at The LXG Intercontinental Title.
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Disaster defeats Bigfoot by being the first wrestler to Escape The Cage...
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Bigfoot was a foot taller and 225 pounds heavier than Disaster and the only thing more awe inspiring than Bigfoots offensive arsenal in the first half of this match was the fact that as battered and as bloodied as Disaster got, he kept getting up and came back - got stronger - and was actually the first one to attempt to escape the cage. As Disaster started to outpace Bigfoot, he almost escaped two times, once halfway up the cage wall and the second time - Bigfoot pulled and fell with him from the top of the cage back into the ring. The impact of which was actually felt through the ground by some in the first row. What turned to tide was Disaster finally being able to hit his finisher - RAMPAGE - A Chokeslam truly unlike any other. As Bigfoot twitched spasmodically on the canvas and Disaster slowly climbed over the top of the cage, most in attendance were expecting the cage to collapse from all the impacts, strain and visible damage done to the creaky cage...
(Disaster becomes an official LXG Challenge Wrestler - taking this status away from Bigfoot...)
Disaster - Rating = ( - )
Bigfoot - Rating = ( - )
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Coming Soon (I hope - the suspense is killing me!!):
Month 3 - Lucky Card 13 PPV Match Results - From The Barclays Center - Part 2 of 2
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Month 3 - Lucky Card 13 PPV Match Results - From The Barclays Center - Part 1 of 2
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1. Rowdy Roddy Piper ( - ) vs. One Half of The LXG World Tag Team Champions - Jimmy Superfly Snuka ( - ) No Disqialification No One Allowed At Ringside!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Jimmy Snuka defeated Roddy Piper via Pinfall, Snuka pinned Piper courtesy of his SUPERFLY LEAP finisher...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Piper wasted no time trapping Snuka in a Two Handed Choke even before Snuka was inside the ring, but unlike the last premptive strike, this one just pissed Snuka off; after Powerslamming Piper through a table and breaking his head open on the ring post, Piper was basically done - another Power Slam inside the ring set up Snuka to hit a near perfect version of his finisher for a quick three count...
Jimmy Snuka - Rating = ( - )
Roddy Piper - Rating = ( - )
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2. Macho Man Randy Savage & Chris Candido with Tammy Sytch ( - ) vs. LXG Hardcore Champion Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy with Sensational Sherri Martel - No Disqualification One Fall Tag Team Match ( - ) !
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Randy Savage & Chris Candido wrestled LXG Hardcore Champion Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy to a Time Limit Draw...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Savage and Candido slowly beat DiBiase & Bundy to bloody pulps over the course of this Time Limit Draw, with a ferocious Randy Savage on offense for the majority of the match the only reason the match lasted as long as it did was due to massive interference from Martel. Martel later had to be told via phone to her hospital room exactly what happened and how the match ended, DiBiase told her for us a Time Limit Draw, for you, it ended when Sytch pulled your legs out from under you (As Sytch grabbed them from her position underneath the ring) bringing Martel back of the head first - onto the concrete floor knocking her out cold...
Savage & Candido - Rating = ( - )
DiBiase & Bundy - Rating = ( - )
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3. Father Don Leo Jonathan & The Wicked Monk ( - ) vs The Prince Of Darkness - Kevin Sullivan & Godsend ( - ) In a Holy War Tag Team Match - No Disqualifications. If Jonathan & The Monk win then they can perform an inside the ring Exorcism on Sullivan. If Sullivan and Godsend win then Godsend has something to say to The Father & The Monk in the form of Whispered Dark Devilish Magic - Suprise Guest Referee - Gustav - The Belt Parkway Zombie !
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Father Jonathan & The Wicked Monk wrestled Kevin Sullivan and Godsend To A Time Limit Draw...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Another Time Limit Draw wherin all of the in ring action was between Jonathan and Godsend, while a frustrated and eager to help his partner Wicked Monk as well as a content to leave the heavy lifting to Godsend Kevin Sullivan never even entered the fray, Godsend wanted no part of The Monk and Sullivan didn't want part of anybody, he left it to the determined to prove himself Godsend as well as the slow & fast counting Gustav to make this match go away...
(Sitting in the seats was new LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray who came under immediate questioning from someone from the Mayor of New York City's Office regarding this undead looking guest referee. Murray fended him off by saying - please don't let him hear you...we just hired him...apparently the poor guy was exposed to some sort of strange waste spill somewhere by Rockaway Beach and we found him wandering down The Belt Parkway...of all places...its a miracle he wasn't killed...he still showed up for work and still did his job...to be honest with you...The LXG needs more men like him. As the stunned and confused man from the Mayors office was processing this and even looking at him in a new light from his seat...Murray politely excused himself, looking as though he needed a minute to compose himself. Once out of earshot he immediately texted Sky Low Low and Little Beaver - "That ref is The Zombie From The Belt Parkway - We've Now Gone Code Zoo".)
Jonathan & Monk - Rating = ( - )
Sullivan & Godsend - Rating = ( - )
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The LXG New House Band - The Soft Parade Performs their first live gig !
The Soft Parade just knocks em dead at The Barclays Center with a killer three song set - Break On Through, The Soft Parade and finishes with L.A. Woman.
They also made a few announcements in between songs:
They introduced the new members of the band - Raven (Pariah)! and Mr. Mojo Risin himself Jim Morrison who when people said we thought you were dead he simply said - Nope, I ain't done yet - I just split for a while...
Then Jim announced that starting in December of this year we're going out on tour, we are supporting (joebreakdown)! and also these guys as our headliners - can you please give a good ole Brooklyn welcome to some very cool cats...Jason Bonham...John Paul Jones...Jimmy Page and Robert Plant...(as they made their way into the ring)...Jim then said "Hey man...what's that up in the sky...Its a bird...its a plane?...No...It's a Led Zeppelin!!
The place exploded...everyone was ecstatic except for the grumbling Wince McCan't - Owner of The World Wide Empire...who said rhetorically...we got Kenny G for our next show...and they get Jim Morrison and Zeppelin...Led...Ucking...Zeppelin!!
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4. Martial Law - Sly Drury, Overtime, Phantasy & The Sandman vs Whips, Chains & Fire - She Devil, Sabu, The Sheik & Bruiser Brody In an Eight Man Tag Team No Disqualification 1 Fall Match !:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
She Devil, Sabu, The Sheik & Bruiser Brody defeat Sly Drury, Overtime, Phantasy & The Sandman via Count Out...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
With much malice these two teams tore into each other with the offenses carried by She Devil and an exceptionally irate Bruiser Brody on one side and Martial Law leader Sly Drury and The Sandman on the other. The Sandman broke up a key pin attempt against Drury by hitting Brody with his Singapore Cane, prompting an uncontrollable all 8 wrestlers in the ring brawl (as well as forcing Massif to now co-referee the match) and then rolled Drury on top of Brody to almost seal a sneaky reverse pin. Then everything went downhill for The Sandmam as he was then told by Phantasy that Sly is and always was her man and The Sandman is "yesterdays booze" - Brody then regained control, threw The Sandman over the ropes and piledrived him mercilessly onto the concrete floor...
Whips Chains & Fire - Rating = ( - )
Martial Law - Rating = ( - )
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5. The Minister of War - Of The New Aethran Empire - Disaster vs. The Ninth Wonder of The World - Bigfoot In a Steel Cage Match - First Wrestler To Escape Over The Top Of The Cage Wins - If Disaster wins, he becomes a Challenge Wrestler for The LXG - in the future - if you would beat Disaster you would earn a shot at The LXG Intercontinental Title.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Disaster defeats Bigfoot by being the first wrestler to Escape The Cage...
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Bigfoot was a foot taller and 225 pounds heavier than Disaster and the only thing more awe inspiring than Bigfoots offensive arsenal in the first half of this match was the fact that as battered and as bloodied as Disaster got, he kept getting up and came back - got stronger - and was actually the first one to attempt to escape the cage. As Disaster started to outpace Bigfoot, he almost escaped two times, once halfway up the cage wall and the second time - Bigfoot pulled and fell with him from the top of the cage back into the ring. The impact of which was actually felt through the ground by some in the first row. What turned to tide was Disaster finally being able to hit his finisher - RAMPAGE - A Chokeslam truly unlike any other. As Bigfoot twitched spasmodically on the canvas and Disaster slowly climbed over the top of the cage, most in attendance were expecting the cage to collapse from all the impacts, strain and visible damage done to the creaky cage...
(Disaster becomes an official LXG Challenge Wrestler - taking this status away from Bigfoot...)
Disaster - Rating = ( - )
Bigfoot - Rating = ( - )
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Coming Soon (I hope - the suspense is killing me!!):
Month 3 - Lucky Card 13 PPV Match Results - From The Barclays Center - Part 2 of 2