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Post by Bri on Nov 16, 2017 19:48:12 GMT -5
My Vampire brother puts down the Beast to advance into the next round... Delicious! Hey Pariah! Coven Black steamrolled him for sure. I'm hoping for him to go as far as possible - you never know - in any given match - anything is possible. Look soon for Count Necros to compete as well. Very stoked you enjoyed my friend - Im hoping to roll out and post the next card by Sat at the latest. A thousand thank yous! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 16, 2017 19:54:43 GMT -5
I loved all of the division updates, very cool my friend. Also congrats on LXG getting to sixty pages and counting. Looking forward to the next show, especially THE BENNY HILL FEUD match, that sounds hilarious. A supply of Mary Kay Cosmetics goes to the winners - brilliant   Hey cruefan68! Thanks very much man - I intend to never stop this fed God help me. I am looking forward to the Benny Hill Feud conclusion as well. The supply of cosmetics is a years supply certificate suspended within a gift bag on top of the chanderlier. Even the winner/s have to figure out a way to get it. It's like the Holy Grail for these four. With the League growing I took a page out of your playbook and split it into divisions however the big belts Universal Champion and Universal Tag Team Champions have to be defended against the rest of The League. Thanks Crue!! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 21, 2017 8:37:59 GMT -5
Hey Everybody!
It has been tough going to play and post lately but The League will always be open for business!
Here is the first part of Month 5 - Card 1's Match Results along with Vipers Pit and half of the Fly On The Wall Report action.
Hope to have the rest of the card played out and posted soon!
Hope all is well, Bri.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 1 - Match Results:
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1. Koko B. Ware vs Mutant :
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The LXG crowds have been subject to disturbing looking wrestlers and out and out monsters before. But it took the crowd a good while to be able to deal with the freak of nature from the GWF known as Mutant.
With a Double Axe Handle to the back of Koko B. Wares head during the announcements is how Mutant chose to start his LXG career. Ware started his by giving it right back to Mutant via a fast paced all out brawl. Outside the ring is where the match turned the tide as Ware and Mutant exchanged multiple punches to each others heads only to have Ware win the brawl including knocking out one of Mutants teeth at the end. After Ware rolled Mutant back into the ring, he hit his GHOSTBUSTER - A Delayed Brainbuster for the much applauded three count.
Koko B. Ware defeated Mutant by Pinfall at the 3 minute mark.
( Ware + 50 / Mutant -50)
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2. Yukon Eric vs Invincible Kraken :
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As Yukon Eric waited his opponent to show, for a while there, it almost looked like he wasnt going to. Then Invincible Kraken appeared and curiously with Thantos at his side. Thantos then stopped him and starting barking out some sort of orders to him. Kraken nodded and Thantos answered his ringing cell phone as he walked back to the locker rooms.
After a very long collar and elbow lock, Kraken gained the upperhand with a strong offense that was punctuated by Biting open Eric's Forehead. Incensed by this cheap attack, Eric went on the rampage and started to toss Kraken all over the ring finally making him nearly tap out two times to his KODIAK KRUNCH - a powerful Over The Shoulder Backbreaker. Kraken refusing to tap out made Eric throw him over the ropes onto the concrete floor, but as Eric made it to the floor Kraken grabbed his head and slammed his head into the t.v. camera, shattering the lense and busting Eric open even further. Back inside the ring Eric came back with a Running Tackle that completely stunned Kraken knocking him completely off his feet and enabled Eric to hook the leg and score the three count a split second before Kraken kicked out.
Yukon Eric defeats Invincible Kraken by Pinfall at the 6 minute mark.
(Eric -36 / Kraken -46)
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3. Abdullah The Butcher vs Dan The Beast Severn :
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Expectations and the crowds thirst for blood ran high while they awaited this match. The 6 foot tall 360 pound Abdullah actually ran towards the ring with a shiny new steel fork in one hand and puddles of drool on his chest.
Abdullah the Butcher was a whole new level of raw unadulterated savagery and turned out to be a hurricane of horror for Severn. After Biting, Mouth Stretching and Slashing Severn repeatedly with his Steel Fork, he hurled Severn out of the ring and went to work on him. After hitting him several times in the head with a Steel Chair, Abdullah then shoved Severn back into the rting and put him away easily with his ELBOW DROP.
Abdullah the Butcher defeated Dan Severn by Pinfall at the 1 & 1/2 minute mark.
(Severn needed on the spot stitches to his face and forhead and was carried away from the ring on a stretcher).
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Vipers Pit - Episode 11:
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On todays show, Pit had the following guests:
1. Back in Brooklyn from off across the country on what could be called a soul searching expedition are Pit's former stage manager and camera man - Cheech and Chong respectively.
2. The insanely sexy and mysterious Queen of The Night.
Cheech and Chong highlights:
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Pit welcomed back Cheech and Chong with open arms but was startled at the condition both Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong were in. Cheech's hair was completely disheveled, he was still sucking his thumb voraciously and always had his other hand on a sharpened knife.
Chong was telling Pit we have to bring Cheech to a doctor and see whats wrong with him. Chong himself hasn't been sleeping at all because in the middle of the night Cheech will start crying or make Chong go out and get him a bowl of pistachio ice cream with jalapeno peppers in it or tell him I smell wild animals surrounding the bus.
Pit said, wait a minute, we were going save this for when Scrapheap was on but Pit returned to the set with one of Scrapheaps inventions. It's called a What The Hell Is Wrong With You O-Meter. Pit plugged it in and aimed the device at Cheech. After a few seconds it said in a monotone robotic voice to Cheech. You - had - a - large - egg - forcefully - pounded - into - your lower - intestines - and - then - it - was - fertilized - by - another - it - is - now - lodged - between - your - intestines - and - your - stomach - oh - and - congratulations - you - are - pregnant.
Cheech completely freaked out:
Cheech - AAHHH SHIT!!! I GOT AN EGG UP MY ASS!!!
Chong - So you think Thats Bad!
Cheech (Eye twitching now) - Yeah Dickface I Do!!!!
Chong - At least you're sleeping...And Why'd you have to throw out Heisenbergs Cloud and my plunger man?
Cheech's face twitched, his eyes bulged and he grabbed his knife ha had dropped, screamed homicidically and chased Chong off the set, the beginnings of little breasts shimmying under his shirt.
Queen of The Night Highlights:
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As she sat down on the main guest chair, the stage lights showed right through her little black dress down to everything else that was little and black.
Pit was completely speechless. He wanted to ask her millions of things but simply couldnt. He felt as if he was about to lose motor control. So aroused - there wasn't any blood left above his neck anymore.
So she did all the talking, Pit just nodded and sure as hell stared a lot. Even April couldn't take her eyes off her and poor old Ron Simmons just couldn't even get a single syllable out.
The Queen of The Night - Ladies and Gentlemen...meet your new commissioner...my name is The Queen of The Night...a 21st Century Fox...and I'm here to stay, lay, and pray (she meant prey - although by design, she didn't make it sound that way).
Then she turned to Pit and said:
The Queen of The Night - Pit baby...I come to you with a warning...call it a womans intuition...but there is someone in The League who is setting his sights on you...as well as your show...oh...and by the way... you may wanna turn down these see thru lights when he's on Vipey...I'm leaving now...so enjoy the view...
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(5) Fly on the Wall Reports:
(1 of 5) Return of The Pink Panther:
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It was a quiet, creepy night in Prospect Park, Brooklyn. Only one brownstone house on the block had any lights on in it. He could see them from the reflection in the windows on the other side of the street. He had been there a long time waiting.
Then he thought he heard something. He did, the front door to this house opened and out walked the three he was hoping for, a son, a father and a grandfather. The grandfather seemed to be the most aware of his surroundings, the other two were too busy talking. Piper better have our $30,000 ready right after we finish this. He pulled out a cigarette, lit it and blew smoke in the direction towards of the back of the houses.
Directly behind this house this family came out of, two people were crouched down on the roof across from the back of the house.
The taller one saw someone smoking on the corner while looking at his direction and tapped the smaller one lightly on the head. The smaller one lifted up his crossbow, loaded a steel quarrel into it and aimed for quite a while at the same time - the taller one put on special black gloves and black shoes.
The crossbow bolt burried itself firmly into the outer wall of the house - just next to the beginning of the roof of the house as well as by the corner room window that most likely the son occupied. The taller man attached a wire to his belt and attached a device to the wire that enabled him to silently roll across the backyards and stop just at the window. With his gloves and shoes that were made for scaling surfaces, he slowly left the wire and started crawling across the side of the building.
When he got to the old window he saw what he hoped for, an old style window fastener, made out of metal that twists open and closed. Using a gadget from his past, he held up this magnetic device to the lock and slowly twisted it, undoing the window lock. Then very slowly and very quietly, he opened the window and slunk inside. Once he did, the shorter man with the crossbow took out a cigarette lit it and blew smoke towards the man on the corner who saw it.
The wall crawler made it inside and placed a black audio/visual bug the size of a Scrabble tile, right underneath the cable tv box where it adhered and remained virtually undetectable, not far from half a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue. Wall Crawler slowly made his way back to the window and saw the man with the crossbow. Crossbow in turn saw Man on the Corner drinking a cup of coffee now, and quickly started to pluck the wire that Wall Crawler used to access the house.
Wall Crawler wasted no time and shimmied his way through the window, locked it with his gadget - got back to the wire and reversed the gadget he had so it slowly brought him back to the roof Crossbow was on - just as Man on the Corner saw the family return to the front door of their house with alcohol and food.
Crossbow cut the wire from his end that was fastened around a large stone chimney.
Wall Crawler and Crossbow met up two blocks away with Man on the Corner, got in his car and drove off to Roddy Pipers apartment.
(2 of 5) - Children of Lesser Gods:
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The scene is at the small, not very frequented non denominational LXG Chapel connected to The League Offices and Arena in Brooklyn.
Witness - Thank you again for seeing me father.
Father Jonathan - I assure you this is all strictly confidential
Witness - (with his head down throughout the conversation) The baby's dead father.
Father Jonathan - I'm very sorry to hear...It didn't have anything to do with The Overmaster did it?
Witness - No, it passed away sometime before The Overmaster shoved Thrash to the ground.
Father Jonathan - Was it ever determined who
Witness - Homicide...Homicide was the baby's father.
Father Jonathan - I see.
Witness - I have a big favor to ask of you father...is it true you can do resurrections?
Father Jonathan - Yes...it is...but I can't resurrect this child
Witness - How come?
Father Jonathan - (pauses to collect himself) Everything in the universe happens for reasons. The God in Heaven presides over all of the planets in existence and has decreed this so. Presiding over our planet Earth are two Lesser Gods - Zeus and Hades. I worship Zeus. Through my prayers, meditations and conscious contact with my God, I know resurrection goes against my Gods will. I can't worship and play God at the same time. It's an unnatural act I'm very sorry.
Witness - Ok. I understand.
Father Jonathan - My son, I have an opportunity and a favor to ask of you.
Witness - Sure...Anything Father.
Father Jonathan - If you want to change your life around and fight for a noble cause - I'd like to ask you to join The Crusaders my stable.
Witness - I'd be honored father...what is the favor?
Father Jonathan - I understand you are doing some spy work for Epoch on Sly Drury for protection.
Witness - Yes.
Father Jonathan - Please also tell me what you find out.
Witness - Consider me a Crusader, and consider that done...Father I have a question...did you always have that resurrection ability or was it given to you.
Father Jonathan - It was a divine gift...of sorts.
Witness - Forgive me for asking...but if Zues gave you that power, maybe it is ok to use it?
Father Jonathan - Zeus didn't give me that ability...that was the work of Hades.
(3 of 5) Game of Thrones:
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The scene is the large conference room at the Brooklyn LXG Offices.
Present are all of the LXG Owners:
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The Dark Menace - 30%
Sky Low Low - 15%
The Wicked Monk - 15%
Little Beaver. - 15%
She Devil. - 15%
Sly Drury. - 5%
Epoch. - 5%
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While extremely proud of the work he has accomplished in dismantling Sly Drury's Maffei crime syndicate on Earth and is poised to open up Smallie Biggs operations starting with Month 5 Card 2 at the City of Fight on the Moon, some things never change. He still only trusts Sly Drury as far as he can throw him - he must be watched carefully. Epoch also now has a loose affiliation with Sky Low Low - born out of mutual respect for each other.
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The man with several plans was the one who started whispering in the ear of The Dark Menace planting the seed to initiate these monthly meetings. What he is professing to the owners board is that he is trying to slowly disassemble The Maffei and go straight. He has proposed to the owners board that if Omega of Cetus needs relief from being the Interim LXG Commissioner he would gladly volunteer. Only The Dark Menace seemed to take that under advisement while the rest of the board objected emphatically.
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She Devil decided to take a step back in this first meeting to listen and observe. Then she plans on doing alot of talking with her Afghanistan Bananastan co members on what she saw, heard and thinks.
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Little Beaver is preoccupied to say the least. He and Fhanna consumated their relationship and he is on cloud nine for the first time. Contrary to what most people believe (especially She Devil) Fhanna is on cloud nine with him, but very scared. Beav has assured her that he will protect her if it comes to that. Otherwise, Beav's primary concern going in to this meeting is to help try to keep Sky under control.
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The Monk is in essence doing the same thing that She Devil is doing. But equally as important, he is focusing his nebulous mystic/psionic ability on Sly Drury. The Monk is certain that Drury is a time bomb of trouble, it's just a question of when, where and how.
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Sky knows the only real reason for these meetings is most likely Sly being Sly. The Dark Menace let Sky, Beav and She Devil run The LXG and either do or orchestrate the leg work to be done exclusively. DM was also possessed for while after his psychotic break. But now Sky believes Sly has been blindsiding DM with bullshit. Again though, it is better to keep youre enemies closer - and always in front of you.
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He's not completely sure about Sly Drury, but he's really liking what he's saying.
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1. Sly Drury will be back up interim commissioner to Omega of Cetus.
2. More manpower is being hired and sent to the City of Fight on Earth's Moon to help complete Scrapheaps city encircling domed force field on account of the existence of and sudden disappearance of The Dominions attack fleet outside of Pluto.
3. The Guardian and or Endgame will start to attend these meetings with status reports regarding universal threats, in particular The Dominion.
4. New wrestlers must be approved by a majority vote between the seven owners before they are contracted by The League.
5. Crime or criminal activity are never to mix with wrestling or anything else LXG related.
6. The Dark Menace will have the final say in all matters LXG going forward.
7. Despite the obvious animosities, violence will not be permitted at the meetings.
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Coming Soon:
Match Results for Match Numbers 4 thru 10
Fly on The Wall Reports:
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A Warm Embrace
The Pink Panther Strikes Again
Match & Program Announcements for Month 5 - Card 2.
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Post by TTX on Nov 21, 2017 9:21:46 GMT -5
always good to see the League back in action.
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 21, 2017 10:22:44 GMT -5
I agree with TTX always good to see LXG back in action. Some really fun stuff on that show especially Abdullah the Butcher over Dan Severn and Koko B. Ware over The Mutant. Good win for Yukon Eric as well and the Viper's Pit stuff was great not to mention all of the Fly on the Wall Reports. I especially liked the league ownership breakdown. Keep doing what you do my friend. |
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Post by Bri on Nov 24, 2017 6:54:04 GMT -5
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(Part 2 of 2) - Month 5 - Card 1 - Match Results:
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4. Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert & Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose vs The American Wolf - Davey Richards & Jeff Hardy :
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The first League appearance of Jeff Hardy caused quite a stir with the fans, Davey Richards was really looking forward to achieving greatness with them as a team. Loophole Rose quietly assured Eddie Gilbert that we weigh less than they do.
Richards and Hardy did indeed function well as a team but both of them had major problems containing the rath of Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose. Due to lots of legal work for The League and due to the presence of his girlfriend Tanya, an associate of Long, Slow & Screw LLP at ringside he was feeling his oates. Richards decided to take this up a notch by tossing Rose outside the ropes and beat the daylights out of him, forcing Rose to collapse on a ringside table. Richards later claimed he never heard the ref when he Suicide Drove Rose now through the table from the top rope. But an irate Richards did hear he was disqualified and then he was promptly hit with a FIREBALL in the face by Gilbert before security intervened.
Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert and Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose defeated Davey Richards and Jeff Hardy by Disqualification at the 1 & 1/2 minute mark.
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Jazz did her best to pretend that she wasn't phased at all by vampires, let alone wrestling them. Sinful glided into the middle of the ring with her long black cape now resembling bat wings. Sinful's protege a young man recruited by Coven Black named Rook cheered her on from his front row seat. She's so powerfull and dangerous and beautiful Rook thought to himself, the last part especially to himself.
An incredible clash of styles and determinations described the action of this main event quality match that was longer than the first four matches on the card combined. Sinful used incredible, agility and reflexes to counterbalance the raw brute strength and toughness of Jazz. The deciding factor in this match was the brawling and even that was highly contested, but towards the end of this near time limit draw, Jazz outboxed her. After multiple kickouts by Sinful and a near shocking supernatural comeback, Jazz clamped on her 4th execution of her BITCH CLAMP submission finisher - An Elevated Double Bridging Chickenwing for the submission victory, as Sinfuls fangs were extended in agony and anger with a single blood tear rolling down her cheek. Best match of the night so far. Both shook hands in mutual respect.
Jazz defeated Sinful by Submission at the 18 minute mark.
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Most of the fans in attendance were absolutely stoked that The LXG got Degeneration X to reform, but were very dissapointed when World Wide Empire Owner Wince McCant did his exaggerated arm waving strut behind them to the ring. Shawn Michaels was the most upset because he was led there and made to assume that it was just the Degeneration X of old - not with this nut as part of the whole thing.
Ted DiBiase was beyond pissed that his team did not get any attention in this match so he manufacturing some. He proceeded to manufacture some by basically strangling and choking the life out of an already irate Shawn Michaels. DiBiase commanded the majority of the offense for the entire match and Michaels without a doubt had to do all the heavy lifting for his team, particularily lifting DiBiase off himself to kick out of the pin. Skinhead Sherri Martel took perverse pleasure in watching Michaels yell - Where's Your Balls? to Triple H as Triple H was mostly concerned with the instructions from Wince. Martel even flipped Betthany McCan't the bird and sent a mock crotch chop to her at her ringside seat. The match just got uglier from there. But try as he might, DiBiase and later Bundy couldn't finish off an incredibly resilient and world class pissed Michaels who at the end of the match had started to turn the tide and scored his first near fall on Bundy via his Flying Forearm as the bell rang.
Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy wrestled Triple H & Shawn Michaels to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw.
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7. Feud Breaking Match for Triple Ratings Points - THE BENNY HILL FEUD - Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda vs Gorgeous George with Cherie Dupre - a 2 out of 3 fall No DQ Feud Settling Match.
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On one side of the ring there stood Gorgeous George and Cherie Dupre, George wearing a strange Coral colored Tuxedo and Dupre wearing a bright red evening gown and red heels. On the other side of the ring stood Exotic Adrian Street and Miss Linda, Street in full make up and wearing a black tuxedo that he had cut both of the sleeves off and Miss Linda in a powder blue gown with black high heeled boots. Morgan Dollar was the referee and his job was to keep this respectable and under control - it was anything but...
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A 12 minute fall that was a microcosm of this entire feud; gutsy offensive as well as defensive wrestling, tons of violent valet and manager interference and kinky accidents including Miss Linda inadvertently ripping Gorgeous Georges belt off causing his pants to drop to his ankles and a blinded by perfume Adrian Street trying to wipe his eyes clean inadvertently with Dupres gown, lifting it over her waist revealing her white panties for all to see. But the first fall was ultimately taken by Adrian Street courtesy of his CRUCIFIX finisher.
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Morgan Dollar knew that this match was no dq, but these four were driving him absolutely crazy! This next fall was no different - 15 minutes of no scruples, morals, great reversals, Slashing with Georgie Pins, Weighted Purses, and a Lepus Stun Rod to Cherie Dupres butt from behind by Miss Linda that made her scream and fall off the ring apron. But once again The Exotic One prevailed via his Running Splash and cover for the second and deciding fall.
Exotic Adrian Street defeated Gorgeous George two falls to none to take the Feud Winning Match by Submission then Pinfall.
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With Gorgeous George completely out of it and Adrian Street exhausted Miss Linda looked up at the ornate chanderlier that held the gift bag for the years supply of beauty products for two gift certificate seated on top of it in the center. The classical music now changed to We Are The Champions by Queen as it started to lower to the canvas.
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Miss Linda started to climb on top of the chanderlier to get the gift bag - now only suprised to see a determined Cherie Dupre doing the same thing. As the two women struggled to grab the treasure they occassionally burnt their buts on the hot electric candles. Street and George both raised an eyebrow. But finally Miss Linda grabbed the bag and held it high above her head while staring face to face with Dupre. Morgan Dollar said aloud - Finally Thank God and pushed the button on the remote control to raise up the chanderlier. Which it did, but some of the electric candles were underneath Dupre's and Linda's gowns and the chanderlier started lifting the gowns up over their heads.
With both women screaming and trying to free themselves, and a frazzled Morgan Dollar trying to reverse it, he broke the remote. To raucous cheers, Cherie Dupre was reduced to her red heels and sparkling white panties as Linda dropped the certificate and found herself standing in her black knee high heels and leopard skin panties as Fat Bottomed Girls started to play. Both women covered their bare breasts with their hands as the chanderlier went to the ceiling with their gowns. The certificate was recovered by LXG Receptionist Theresa who ran out of the arena and was chased by Miss Linda who was being chased by George who was being chased by Dupre who was being chased by Street who was being chased by Morgan Dollar.
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Very glad to be out of a campy feud, and hoping his job was still intact, Morgan Dollar settled into the next match in The Only The Strong Survive Tournament.
Bruiser Brody and Bob Backlund didn't like each other but they definitely silently respected each other because Backlund is much more resilient than he looks and Brody is definitely much more dangerous than he looks.
After the initial lock up this match went back and forth and at a furious pace, Backlund and Brody reversed each others offenses via agility and strength respectively. Then Bruiser Brody started to absolutely rag doll Backlund all over the ring. The turning point came when Brody threw Backlund into the turnbuckle and charged only for Backlund to reverse it and hit Brody with one of the best Lariats ever seen. It lifted Brody completely off of his feet and as soon as he crashed to the canvas, Backlund covered him and just barely scored the three count to take the match.
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The crowd was so pro Andre the Giant it wasn't even funny. Announcers Solie and Ventura said about the extremely cocky challenger and his manager, if only confidence determined victory, then Gargano would have been the undesputed Universal Champion. His and his managers demeanors were impressive, until the match started.
Andre wasted no time and went on the warpath with a Big Boot To The Face that leveled Gargano and made Rodz cringe. Andre quickly followed this up with his BIG SQUASH finisher but amazingly, Gargano was able to kick out of. But before Gargano could build any momentum whatso ever, he found himself the victim of a second BIG SQUASH which took everything left out of Gargano. Had it not been for Rodz running into the ring and distracting the ref, the match would have ended a few seconds sooner.
The third and final BIG SQUASH was insurmountable coming from a man almost 2 & 1/2 times your weight. Andre pinned Garganos limp but convulsive body effortlessly.
Andre the Giant defeated Johnny Gargano by Pinfall at the 6 minute mark to retain The LXG Intercontinental Championship!
(Johnny Gargano was removed from the arena via stretcher as The Inpredictable Johnny Rodz vowed revenge. Gorilla Ventura said that he just heard from the medical team - If you want to visit Johnny Gargano and wish him well he'll be at Coney Island Hospital and I'm told you can find him on the 4th and 5th floors).
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(4 of 5) A Warm Embrace:
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The scene is Coven Black's jet black mansion.
Rook was exhausted, he worked a double shift at Black's Fetishy Rock Club called Black's Coven and he was dead on his feet, all of that after wrestling practice just before the dawn. It seemed like no matter how welcomed he was told he was, he always felt like an outsider. Even amongst a crowd, he always felt a little alone.
He showered, had a bottle of that imported Aethran lager - Oblivion. 37% alcohol and goes down as smooth as Root Beer.
As he listened to a Judas Priest live album on low, he still felt both there and not there, caught in the jungle of his mind. The only time he didn't over think the hell out of things was when he was with...her.
She is part of Covens and The Counts Family of Blood, and he can't stop thinking about her. She's funny, smart as hell, kind and they jive well together, like someone you've met for the first time that you've suddenly felt like you knew them your whole life.
He dreamt of her, and them, together, beastly on one of the tables of the club and then they collapsed in each others arms and started to fall asleep.
When he awoke from his dream, she was there right next to his bed and naked, covered only in moonlight. And then it was like the club but in his bed, thank God it didnt squeak.
When he peaked, he saw her excited too and her teeth extended - and in a split seconds time he said - Yes Do It.
Sinful smiled and said, You'll Always Belong With Us - and slowly sunk her fangs into his neck and she Sinfully spent the night with him - they lay in each other's arms. Eventually she slept...but he was wide awake all night.
In The Dead of Night...Love Bites, Love Bites.
In The Dead of Niiiiight...Love Biiiites...
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The scene is Kevin Sullivans most likely empty mansion aka The Gingerbread House as its known in the neighborhood.
Across the street from the front door stood two men, The Man on the Corner (Robert Redford) and Crossbow (Sky Low Low). Each surveyed the block, the other houses and everything else that was within eye sight.
Slowly, the front door opened about two feet and stopped.
First Redford walked casually across the street and eventually made his way into Sullivan's mansion. About 5 minutes later Sky Low Low, with his Crossbow slung along his spine underneath a large denim jacket, did the same.
When Redford and Low were in the foyer, they spoke quietly with Wall Crawler (David Lee Roth), who had climbed into a window at the back of the house next to the crossbow cable, and let them in.
Redford stood guard at the front door and watched for Sullivan and or any members of his Dungeon of Doom.
Roth placed a few more bugs inside the house and Sky searched around for anything useful. They only planned to stay no more than 10 minutes then leave one by one.
After the 10 minutes were up they slowly and stealthily started to leave where now only Sky Low Low was inside. He decided to give the large meeting room one last look and then split.
Then he saw something odd, a street map of Manhattan with 5 red X's on it. He took a few pictures with his phone and then he cut the cable outside the upstairs window and crept out of the house.
They rendevoued at Shore Road, by the water underneath the overhang of the Verrazano Narrows Bridge and studied the pictures. What was weird was the 5 red Xs didnt appear to be over any specific buildings but over the streets themselves.
Robert Redford - Somebody's gotta check these out...I'm too famous.
Sky Low Low - I hear ya...
David Lee Roth (To Sky) - Whatcha think...bombs?
Sky Low Low - Doesn't make sense...who would blow up the middle of obscure streets?...there's nothing there.
Robert Redford - Only the sewers...
(Roth and Sky turn their heads towards each other).
The Celebration of The Lizard:
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When we tried to shoot this segment for the last Viper's Pit (Episode 10), we at The LXG amazingly forgot Jim's only rule that he asked us to follow:
If the Tee Pee's a Rockin - Don't Come A Knocking.
So without further ado, here is the clip shot much later that day:
We see Jim in a trance for a moment while kneeling on the floor their Tee Pee:
Jim Morrison (With eyes closed throughout) - This is an excerpt from something called, The Original Temptation. (Phantasy is off camera slowly tapping on a bongo).
Jim:
The Crossroads...where the car hides.
Lies. Resides. A Meeting Place of Worlds.
Where Dreams are made.
Where Anything...Is Possible...
Where Demons lie....
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Soon:
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Match and Attraction Announcements for:
Month 5 - Card 2 - At The City of Fight!
Vipers Pit Episode 11
Fly on the Wall Reports
Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving.
I'll be digesting for days!
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Post by TTX on Nov 24, 2017 7:40:02 GMT -5
good old Loophole. Also enjoyed the Street/George match.
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Post by Pariah on Nov 24, 2017 17:30:36 GMT -5
Awesome blowoff to the Benny Hill feud... Gotta say that I'm pleased Street was able to bookend that intense rivalry with a big victory...
It was also exciting to see Gargano challenge Andre for the title... Even though the end result was a literal SQUASH... Can't knock the guy for trying... He showed tons of heart just by surviving as long as he did...
Fun times!
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Post by Bri on Nov 26, 2017 7:00:02 GMT -5
always good to see the League back in action. Hey TTX! Thanks man. It's been tougher to play and post lately but The League is a labor of love for sure. Always grateful for your input amigo! |
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Post by Bri on Nov 26, 2017 7:06:29 GMT -5
I agree with TTX always good to see LXG back in action. Some really fun stuff on that show especially Abdullah the Butcher over Dan Severn and Koko B. Ware over The Mutant. Good win for Yukon Eric as well and the Viper's Pit stuff was great not to mention all of the Fly on the Wall Reports. I especially liked the league ownership breakdown. Keep doing what you do my friend. Thanks very much cruefan68! Stoked you enjoyed the last card - The League is always working on adding new competitors to its rosters it was really cool for me to see The Birdman in action and win his first match. I'm always trying to find a balance between in ring and out of ring action - posting is always a work in progress for me lol! Very grateful for you being in the seats my friend! |
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