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Post by ajcostello on Dec 25, 2017 0:05:55 GMT -5
Still keeping my eyes on this fed.
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Post by Pariah on Dec 25, 2017 0:20:37 GMT -5
Really looking forward to the no DQ encounter between Anivar and Wolf - the Brutal Enforcer vs. the Ultimate Savage... As well as the OtSS tournament matchup pitting the Immortals against Moog & Sentinel... Show stealing potential and if there is a time limit for this one, I would not be surprised if these four go the distance...
And please don't think I overlooked the arrival of one of the industry's most electrifying superstars... It's Adam Cole BAY-BAY! Superb lineup... Can't wait!
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Post by cruefan68 on Dec 25, 2017 11:57:58 GMT -5
You know I will be tuned in. The action and entertainment in LXG is second to none, cant wait for the next installment!
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Post by Bri on Dec 28, 2017 11:26:45 GMT -5
Thanks a million TTX for being in the seats. It is always appreciated my friend!! Next card is finished, will be posting soon. Sincerely hope you dig. |
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Post by Bri on Dec 28, 2017 11:29:09 GMT -5
Still keeping my eyes on this fed. Hey ajcostello. Very stoked that The League is enjoyed my friend! Next card will be posted soon. |
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Post by Bri on Dec 28, 2017 11:37:04 GMT -5
Really looking forward to the no DQ encounter between Anivar and Wolf - the Brutal Enforcer vs. the Ultimate Savage... As well as the OtSS tournament matchup pitting the Immortals against Moog & Sentinel... Show stealing potential and if there is a time limit for this one, I would not be surprised if these four go the distance... And please don't think I overlooked the arrival of one of the industry's most electrifying superstars... It's Adam Cole BAY-BAY! Superb lineup... Can't wait! Hey Pariah! Thanks very much as always amigo! Anivar vs Wolf was definitely a doozy. For the OTSS and Commissioners Tournaments, they are both no time limit. And only the Commissioners one is no dq. Was really looking forward to Moog & Sentinel vs The Immortals as well. It was definitely interesting my friend - as was Adam Cole's debut! Will be posting Month 5 - Card 5 very soon. Always appreciate your support brother! |
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Post by Bri on Dec 28, 2017 11:45:08 GMT -5
You know I will be tuned in. The action and entertainment in LXG is second to none, cant wait for the next installment! my man, I truly thank you for that praise!! Very glad The LXG is entertaining dude. On the next card there are 4 wrestlers making their LXG debut and over the next couple of cards, Afghanistan Bananastan is going to be faced with some crucial meetings and challenges. Will be posting in about 5 min. Cant thank you enough for your support! |
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 5 - Match Results From The LXG Arena at Fort Hamilton, Brooklyn !
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1. Adam Cole vs Tiger Mask !
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These two exhibited some agility based offense and for a while it was anyone's guess as to who was really in control here. The turning point was Cole's ability to counter Tiger Mask's dynamic offense - enabling him to wear him down and put him away with his secondary finisher FLORIDA KEY - A Bridging Cross Armed Suplex.
Adam Cole defeated Tiger Mask with a Pinfall at the 6 minute mark.
Adam Cole - (1 - 0) (+ 46)
Tiger Mask - (0 - 1) ( - 46)
A few seconds after his first victory, someone hailed Cole over to the first row, it didn't suprise Cole - he was actually expecting it:
Adam Cole - So, the fact that you are here tells me what answer the Destroyer gave you...I accept, where's the contract?
Jack Nicholson - Very perceptive...young man...Just like Ric said you were...come with me...we have a lot to discuss...
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2. Bobo Brazil vs Thor Massive !
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After strong power offensive starts on both sides, Bobo Brazil began to gain the upperhand until; Thor Massive kicked out of two COCO BUTT pin attempts and turned the tide offensively. Massive's mistake was going for an all or nothing Deathjump attempt that Brazil negated by raising both knees just prior to impact - knocking the wind out of Massive & enabling Brazil to quickly roll him up just before Massive was poised to grow a foot taller and 115 pounds heavier.
Bobo Brazil defeats Thor Massive with a Pinfall at the 6 minute mark.
Bobo Brazil - (1 - 0) (+ 46)
Thor Massive - (0 - 1) ( - 46)
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3. Anivar vs Wolf - No Dq Match !
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A hardcore division match that did not dissapoint one bit where; Anivar controled much of the pace and tempo with his brute strength and brawling skills, culminating in a near fall courtesy of his Equuleus Spinebuster and a SLEEPER CELL ATTACK that really busted open Wolf and - pissed him off. Wolf made a stunning comeback through the pain via a Sunset Flip off the ropes and into his Wolf Skullcrusher, taking all of the fight out Anivar and finished him off with his END OF THE HUNT - a Flying Double Foot Stomp from the top ropes which broke his face open.
Wolf defeated Anivar by a Pinfall at the 12 minute mark.
Wolf - (4 - 0) (+ 174)
Anivar - (0 - 1) ( - 42)
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4. Team Name - Naughty & Nice - Madison Rayne & Kimber Lee vs Team Name - Philadelphia Freedom - Mary Ann Steel & Latasha !
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Naughty & Nice executed their plan well, box out Mary Ann Steel and concentrate their assault on Latasha, and almost pulled out the victory - but what they didnt count on just how resilient Latasha was. After surviving multiple pin attempts from Kimber Lee, including a couple of YOSHI TONICS - (her Leg Trap Sunset Flip Powerbomb) finisher, a frustrated Lee signalled to an unknown member of The Hells Angels - while Lee trapped Latasha in a side headlock, The Angel punched her in the head with Brass Knuckles.
Philadelphia Freedom defeats Naughty & Nice via Disqualification at the 9 minute mark
Philadelphia Freedom - (1 - 0) (+ 22)
Naughty & Nice - (0 - 1) ( - 22)
It took some time to restore order after the match - Mary Ann Steel went on the warpath blasting both Lee and Madison Rayne's heads together as; Commander Sam charged the ring and Vertical Suplexed The Hells Angel through a souvenir stand that was parked by the front row. The Feud Rematch will have this unknown member of The Hells Angels and Commander Sam in their teams respective corners.
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5. Macho Man Randy Savage with Tammy Sytch vs Rikidozan - Feud Double Ratings Point No Dq Rematch (Rikidozan leads the Feud 1 - 0) !
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Randy Savage gained the initial offense by repeatedly slapping Rikidozan which seemed to insult and infuriated him, Savage soon found himself Powerslammed through a ringside table. From that point on it was all Rikidozan, he quickly trapped Savage in his secondary finisher - HIPLOCK which forced Savage to submit as a desperate Tammy Sytch wasn't allowed by the referee to interfere at all.
Rikidozan defeated Macho Man Randy Savage by Submission at the 3 minute mark.
Rikidozan - (3 - 2) (+ 123)
Randy Savage - (2 - 3) ( - 86)
Rikidozan wins the feud 2 - 0.
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6. Team Name - Gladiatorus Maximus - Minister of War Vengeance & Mayhem Unleashed vs Team Name - Fort Apache The Bronx - Chief Jay Strongbow & Chief Wahoo McDaniel !
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This match just disintegrated within the first minute and a half. Officially, Minister of War Vengeance and Chief Wahoo McDaniel were both disqualified for sustained brawling with each other outside the ring. Even after the bell all four went at it with chains and wampum belts and chairs flying all over the ringside area.
Gladiatorus Maximus wrestled Fort Apache The Bronx to a 3 minute Double Disqualification.
Gladiatorus Maximus - (0 - 0) ( - )
Fort Apache The Bronx - (0 - 0) ( - )
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*********** Vipers Pit - Episode 15 ***********
A. Special Fearures & Guests Include: Scrapheap and his new wave of inventions, Bikini Twister Champion - April Hunter defends her title against a Suprise Challenger and Very Special Guest and Musical Feature by Ms. Taeler Hendrix.
B. The Celebration of The Lizard - Poetry By Mr. Mojo Risin.
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a) Speech Corrector - most people were initially under the impression that this gadget would correct your speech and or grammar however Scrapheap has taken this to a new level. If you have a Speech Corrector in your house, it listens to not only everything spoken but actually how its spoken. If something registers as attitude, nastyness, hurtful to others or selfish then the speaker gets a medium voltage shock. One that may straighten your hair as well as make your gum fly out of your mouth. A big seller around the holidays.
b) The Answer Is Blowing In The Wind:
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Another gadget for your home wherein if anyone in the house or on your property farts, the fart can be seen as a big thick yellow cloud. No more blaming other people or animals. The bigger the fart, the more smoke.
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A mute button control where you can mute other people or animals for 15 seconds.
Bikini Twister:
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A battle of wits preceded this expected clash between a scantily clad female guest and our scantily clad Champion April Hunter.
But when Pit Viper heard that the secret challenger this week was to be no other than Hot Rod - Roddy Piper wearing a scottish checkered speedo, he countered accordingly:
Roddy Piper - Alright numbnuts, where's April? Me spuds are bliling.
Pit Viper - (Pit Viper stood up and pointed stage left and said) - Right here...shit for brains.
As Roddy Piper looked in that direction - he definitely saw a hot pink string bikini, but it wasn't on April Hunter, it was on the 5' 10" 250 pound LXG Receptionist Theresa.
Roddy Piper turned green and started to gag up just enough to start tasting a tiny bit of vomit. Then as Theresa turned towards only him, with her saggy ass pointed at the camera he said:
Roddy Piper - GADZOOKS!...Those aren't breasts...theyre more like knees...
Piper then got a medium volt shock that startled him and some people would write in later that he also had a bit of an erection as a result.
Theresa (who was quite inebriated) then lifted up her bikini top and flashed him, making him scream for his life and run off the set like a chicken without a head. Then she repositioned the bikini top onto her breasts, all three of them.
Pit Viper - Ladies and Gentlemen, via forfeit - Our new String Bikini Twister Champion - Theresa! As Pit raised her arm in victory, she farted well - which soon engulfed the set with thick yellow smoke.
Pit Viper - I cant top that, nor see the camera...and now please welcome, Ms. Taeler Hendrix.
Ms. Taeler Hendrix:
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Ms. Hendrix came out onto the side of the set where a 100 watt Marshall amp, Crybaby Wah Pedal and a sparking white left-handed Stratocaster electric guitar.
She played the following instrumental medly of songs on a heavily distorted, wah wah toned guitar, quite effortlessly and to a standing studio ovation.
Silent Night
If a 6 Was a 9
Auld Lang Syne.
Pit Viper - WOW Taeler, I'm speechless...that was incredible! Where did you learn how to play like that?
Taeler Hendrix - My Dad...
Pit Viper - Wow he must have been really good huh?
Taeler Hendrix - ...Oh Yeah...
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Jim Morrison stares into the camera while sitting cross legged on the floor of his and Phantasy's Tee Pee. He opens a new bottle of whiskey...takes a healthy swig passes it to Phantasy...and begins:
Jim Morrison - This is called - Womans Voice:
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Phantasy - The palace of sperm seems warm tonight.
Jim - Umm. Gloom gloom doom ruin.
Phantasy - Marble porches. The grand ball room. Silver smiles. Trumpets. Dancing.
Jim - I want only you.
Phantasy - This time come in me like an astronaut...Send snakes in my orbit.
Jim - We can accomplish miracles...when we're together...
Phantasy - Alone...
Jim - With the night...to guide us...
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7. Commissioners No Dq Tournament - Thriving Mayor of New York City - Ned Krotch vs The Incomperable - Smallie Biggs - Special Referee - Sky Low Low !
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A curious thing occurred when both Mayor Ned Krotch and The Incomperable Smallie Biggs entered the arena. Both were accompanied by an entourage of a few dozen ladies of the evening. In the case of Ned Krotch, one got the impression he frequented them himself, (and some may even be on the payroll by now). In the case of Smallie Biggs, his entourage was comprised of his escorts from his Delicatessen & Escort business on The Moon. Oddly 3/4 of all of the ladies said hi and waved to special referee Sky Low Low, who really hoped he didnt have to explain any of his past to She Devil.
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NYC Mayor Ned Krotch came out like gangbusters against his much shorter and stockier opponent, suprising many in attendance with a few Powerslams and Reverse Neckbreakers leading up to a near Sleeper submission, as Krotch started to whisper political rhetoric into Biggs ears simultaneously. Biggs rolled out of the ring and shook off the effects of the hold and the politics and proceeded to kick Krotch 7 or 8 times in the shins. Biggs rolled his opponent back into the ring and propped him up in a corner for a DROPKICK to his crotch that knocked the Mayors toupee off and enabled Biggs to roll up his now high pitched opponent for the pin.
Smallie Biggs defeated Mayor of NYC Ned Krotch via a Pinfall at the 3 minute mark to advance on.
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The Escorts and The Hookers all hiked up their dresses and climbed the steel barriers and eventually entered into the ring to either congratulate Biggs or console the now hairless Krotch. One thing led to another and all of them started a catfighting rumble. No one ever suspected that there were about 30 or so members of the Midget Militia hiding underneath the ring. Recognizing The Bulks voice when he screamed NOW! to the rest of his Midget Militia corps, Sky Low Low covered his eyes and slowly made a slick exit back to the locker rooms, as The Bulk got stuck under the ring because he was too fat.
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8. Special Challenge Match - Non Ratings Contest - 2 out of 3 Falls Six Man Tag Team Match - Gladiators of Aethra - Brute, Massacre & The Aethran Overmaster vs The Phenomenal A.J. Styles, The LXG Intercontinental Champion - Andre the Giant & Andres tag team partner - The American Dream - Dusty Rhodes !
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The first fall was predominantly between The Aethran Overmaster and The Phenomenal A.J. Styles, as both were completely focused on tearing the hell out of each other. After surviving an Overmaster Rising and The Overmasters primary finisher - REIGN OF THE OVERMASTER - A Comeback Clothesline and a Running Clothesline respectively; Styles rallied with his Spiral Tap and 450 Splashed The Overmaster through the announcers table - which set him up to execute another 450 Slash on The Overmaster in the ring for the three count.
The second fall was fought almost exclusively by Massacre and Andre the Giant; many in attendance were suprised at Massacres offensive tenacity against Andre but after a while, Massacre ran out of gas. With Andre usually being able to absorb just about anything thrown at him, he came back and pinned Massacre via his BIG SQUASH finisher, as Rhodes shoulder blocked Brute thru the ropes and out of the ring.
The Phenomenals defeated The Gladiators of Aethra by 2 Pinfalls to None at the 12 minute mark.
The Phenomenals - (0 - 0) (-)
The Gladiators - (0 - 0) (-)
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9. The Only The Strong Survive Tournament - Team Name - The Immortals - Sur & Bex vs Team Name - The Out Of Towners - Moog & Sentinel !
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Many in attendance were expecting a long drawn out war, but no one could have been anymore wrong; Sur was an absolute wrecking machine, he first overpowered Sentinel forcing him to make him tag out to his nearly unbeatable in a tag match partner Moog. As soon as Moog entered the fray, Sur pulled out all of the stops and in what many are already starting to call the upset of the year - Sur pinns Moog via his Top Rope Catapult as Bex Legsweeps the oncoming Sentinel to seal the deal.
The Immortals defeated The Out of Towners via Pinfall at the 3 minute mark. The Immortals advance on to a stunned crowd.
The Immortals - (0 - 0) (-)
The Out of Towners - (0 - 0) (-)
The Immortals achieved the first clean victory in League history against Moog & Sentinel.
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The Champions The Masked Superstar and Mr. Fuji with Penny Banner defend their titles against The Challengers Harley Race and Nick Bockwinkel with Bobby The Brain Heenan - No Disqualification Match !
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As a preface to the match, Heenan & Fuji agreed to up the stakes for this one by making it a No Time Limit Match.
One of the hardest fought tag team matches to date, both teams showed why they are amongst the upper eschelon of The League; When it came to timely hot tags, cutting off the ring and crafty table turning interferences - then Mr. Fuji and Masked Superstar shined. When it came to hot tags, pivotal distractions and all around willpower & toughness - then Harley Race and Nick Bockwinkel showed em how it's done.
Had the match been a standard time limit match, this one would have been a draw, and The Champions would have retained, but as it turned out Nick Bockwinkel forced The Masked Superstar to submit to his BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER; as Harley Race headbutted Mr. Fuji to the ground and Bobby The Brain Heenan detained Penny Banner long enough outside the ring to keep her from making the save.
The Challengers - Harley Race & Nickbockwinkel defeated The Champions - The Masked Superstar & Mr. Fuji by Submission at the 33 minute mark.
Harley Race and Nick Bockwinkel are now the new LXG Hardcore Tag Team Champions!
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(1 of 3) - Devil With The Red Dress On
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Zaratticus - So...Ms. Devil...how lovely...to see you...again.
She Devil - Zaratticus...how's this supernatural book store business treating you?
Zaratticus - Could be better...I'm afraid.
She Devil - (stares at his face a bit) - How's the spell casting business...treating you?
Zaratticus - (smiles slightly) - ...Couldn't be better...
She Devil - Well...after you've heard my offer...you may think...otherwise.
Zaratticus - I'm all ears...
She Devil - I know for a fact...that recently both Thantos and Sly Drury have been to see you.
(Zaratticus seems more intrigued).
She Devil - And you and I both know...it wasn't for best selling books...
(Zaratticus's smile grows a little more).
She Devil - So what kind of spells were they?
Zaratticus - (Low chuckle) - That...my dear...would cost you way...too much.
She Devil - (starts to smile a little)...My guess is that both were most likely...shall we say...world turning?
Zaratticus - (stares alot longer now at her before saying) - Hhmmm...You know...I can honestly say...that I find this all...oddly arousing...
She Devil - I thought it would...
Zaratticus - What would you be willing to pay for...I suppose you would want to know the specifics...as well as counter curses?
She Devil - You suppositions are correct...although the counter curses must never be discovered...
Zaratticus - Okay...
She Devil - My offer is...3% ownership of The LXG. (She texts this to Sky Low Low on her phone as she says it).
Zaratticus - ...10%
(She Devil quickly texts this to Sky as well - he responds - Beav has a plan but more than likely - he can only squeeze out 5%).
She Devil -...5%...is the highest I can go...
Zaratticus -...5%...and full amnesty from the Universal Courts...
She Devil - (She Devil texts this to Sky, also saying no real choice here, he replies back - Oye...O.K...I hope Beav's plan works, he is going to have to hit us a grand slam).
She Devil - Deal...I'll have the written contract for you to sign tonight...(she gets up to leave).
Zaratticus - Wonderful...do you still prefer that brutal Aethran whiskey...what was that called...again?
She Devil - Cleansed...and yes...on the rocks.
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Ms. Maggie Hancok (aka a raven hair dyed Stacy Keibler) was really not looking forward to this. She really didn't understand why she had to come in, on her damn day off - and give this new LXG Assistant Public Relations guy (that they just hired) the standard new employee orientation. They are just so damn boring, why couldn't that old bat Theresa do it this time!
Outside the building that housed both Coven Blacks Fetishy Rock Club and the offices of Low Devil Beaver (aka Afghanistan Bananastan's headquarters), the new employee was looking forward to this:
He and Diamond Dave go way back and he knows he's doing Dave a solid for this one, but then again Dave has enriched his early life unlike anyone else did - aside from those Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in 79' of course.
The New Employee found the building at the corner of 4th avenue and 79th st and walked into the lobby entrance (as opposed to the entrance to Black's Coven).
New Employee - Hello...I'm just starting with the LXG, are you...Ms. Hancock?
(Stacy Keibler was busy gathering the materials as she was talking on her cell with Payne McCan't - who told her that pop can't come to the phone now because hes in the dungeon playing that damn organ again, but stopped breathing when she heard his voice...as her heart all of a sudden started to pound heavily in her chest...she spun around and hung up on Payne).
Ms. Hancock - I...oh...my...hi...I'm...Oh My God!...Mr. Clooney...I had no idea you...
George Clooney - (Thought to himself...Oh my gentle Jesus) - Hello...but please...to be honest...for a number of reasons...I'm on the books as Mr. Diaz.
Ms. Hancock - Oh ok...(starts to smile and tries not to quiver).
George Clooney - Miguel Diaz...it's a long story.
Ms. Hancock - (while trying not to jump him) - They must be laying...Ohh!...sorry paying you a lot of money to work here.
George Clooney - (while slowly walking a little closer) - It's ok...but...if you're going to be my boss...then I'll work here for free.
Ms. Hancock - (Thinks to herself - Oh my God he is so mine!).
George Clooney - (Thinks to himself - he's at the 20...the 10...TOUCHDOWN!!!!).
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The scene is the luxurious and oddly enough, still candle lit Shore Road penthouse apartment of The Dark Menace.
Fhanna - Thank you very much for seeing me.
The Dark Menace - It is truly...my pleasure.
Fhanna - I'll get right to the point...I know you're a very busy man...
The Dark Menace - My calendar is completely clear...when it comes to you.
Fhanna (Thinks to herself - He's going to get totally pervy) - Little Beaver wanted to talk to you but he got tied up at the office and asked me if I could do him a favor by speaking to you first.
The Dark Menace (Thinks to himself - she's so hot) - The other owners...in particular Sky Low Low, She Devil, Little Beaver and The Wicked Monk - are really of the common thought that Sly Drury's presence here as an owner...is nothing but toxic to The League.
The Dark Menace - Is that so...(he stands up from his desk and slowly walks around it towards her) - Well...at one point I must admit...I would have thought the same thing...however Drury has some good ideas...and he has changed...he even apologised for his past crimes and transgressions...so...he stays...unless of coure...
Fhanna (confused) - Unless of course what... exactly?
The Dark Menace (with a smirk) - Unless...you can sweeten...the deal (as he places his foot between her legs and rubs his shin against the bare calfs of her legs).
Fhanna (appears to adjust her breasts, but is actually adjusting the wire she is wearing) - So you're telling me...that only if I give you...some sugar...Drury syays right where he is?
The Dark Menace - You are as brilliant as you are sexy...so you're iq must be 200+
Fhanna (crosses her legs and ponders this) - Ok I need a few minutes...let me step out for a half hour or so...and I will...come back soon with a few items that will make things...so much...sweeter...
The Dark Menace - Please...take you're time my dear...it will be sooooo...worth it.
(She leaves and returns about 45 minutes later looking very foxy, but right behind her are Little Beaver flanked by Massif and Endgame).
(The Dark Menace is sitting at his desk, wearing a smoking jacket and dressed like a despetate Hugh Hefner. Throughout the entire appartment is the sound of Barry White's - Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe as well as hundreds of little bubbles floating through the air. Endgame stares in wonder and confusion, Massif grabs his stomach and is doubled over in laughter).
The Dark Menace - What is this?...Whats the meaning of this?
Little Beaver (As Beav walks right up to The Dark Menaces desk, Fhanna and Endgame flank him on both sides with their arms folded...Little Beaver prepared for this moment by having Diamond David Lee Roth coax him...Dave basically said - do it the way Sky would, so what came out was a surprisingly loud and demonstrative) - SIT DOOOWWWNN!...Waldo!
(The bubble machine and Barry White are turned off in the background by a still hysterical Massif...when he sees 100 glow in the dark condoms strewn across the coffee table he starts to lose motor control and goes out into the apartment building hallway to howl with laughter).
The Dark Menace - Little Beaver you have got some explaining to do.
Little Beaver - I don't but you do.
The Dark Menace - This Is!
Little Beaver (as he cuts off The Dark Menace) - Wait till I'm through...then you can talk...You are going to sign a few contracts for us and you're gonna sign them now!
The Dark Menace - Now just why would I do that?
Little Beaver - (pulls out his phone and plays back his conversation to him between himself and Fhanna...while Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose comes into his apartment and hands Beav a few contracts. (As Loophole Rose slowly leaves the apartment, Massif re-enters. Loophole grabs a hearty handfull of the glow in the dark condoms as he walks out and Massif tosses a bag to Fhanna. Fhanna slams the bag on The Dark Menaces desk breaking open the 5 pound bag of sugar as Beav stops the recording, then he says to The Dark Menace):
Little Beaver - (Grabbing the wire out of Fhannas Bra and then saying) Does the name...Harvey Weinstein mean anything to you?...cause it sure means something to the authorities here in Broiklyn and on Earth...(as he leans towards him closer and says in a lower voice) - as well as...(in a whisper now) the Universal ones...
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Later that night, She Devil and Zaratticus shared probably the strongest whiskey in the universe after he signed off on a contract for the following:
5% ownership of The LXG, bequeathed to Zaratticus from The Dark Menace's piece of The Leagues ownership, and amnesty from The Universal Courts on Cetus (enabled through the efforts and personal pull of Omega of Cetus) for any and all wrong doing in the past only in exchange for:
A counter curse that will make Sly Drury's bombs on The Moon and Castillex's moon defective.
As well as a counter curse that will reverse Thantos's Third World War Plan entirely, it will in fact start the unification process of the countries of Earth into a single cohesive force to act in defense of the Earth against Universal Threats.
(Zaratticus was grateful they didnt find out about his involvement with Wince McCan't. Even though Zaratticus's tag team is wrestling on this month's Lucky 13 PPV card - Zaratticus plans on being sick that night and won't be able to make it).
Right after leaving a defeated Dark Menaces apartment with the contracts, Fhanna told Little Beaver that when he laid down the law with The Dark Menace, she said that was the sweetest and hottest thing anyone had ever done for her. They met in Plethadors office with no swim suits, a cannister of Tang, a bottle of Grey Goose and a cd with Barry Whites greatest hits, and locked the door behind them.
Really late that night - Sky Low Low called and filled David Lee Roth in on how Beav's plan was a 5 run homer and topped it all off with telling him how Beav started it all off:
Sky Low Low - SIT DOOOOWWNN...Waldo!
David Lee Roth - (Laughing out loud) - Oh No He Didn't!...
Sky Low Low - (also laughing out loud) - rumor has it he and Fhanna ara doing the backstoroke in Plethadors office right now.
David Lee Roth - Man he's gonna have a ball.
Sky Low Low - No...(laughing harder)...but SHE WILL!!!
David Lee Roth - Ohhh Shit!!!...(laughs so hard he drops the phone)...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Month 5 - Card 6 - Match Announcements.
Happy Holidays all - From A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!!
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Post by TTX on Dec 28, 2017 12:59:05 GMT -5
Dice are hot as always and LGX hits hard. Especially love Sky Low Low and David Lee Roth.
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Post by Pariah on Dec 28, 2017 19:06:38 GMT -5
The show opens with a big win by ADAM COLE BAY-BAY! Now that's he's officially joined the LXG roster, can't wait to see what kinda trouble he stirs up...
AJ Styles looked especially PHENOMENAL as he survived locking horns with Overmaster... And Wolf proved exactly why he is the Ultimate Savage... Not sure if its in the cards, but I would love to see Styles vs Wolf at some point... An absolute dream match...
As always, some brilliant story development during the Fly on the Wall segments... Fhanna has a reliable group of friends and found a way to outwit The Dark Menace... A difficult task under any circumstances...
Awesome stuff!
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