Post by The Mysterious Budo on Oct 2, 2017 0:40:28 GMT -5
July 24th, 2133 at The Superdome on DMTV
Live from The Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana on beautiful Earth-2! This is the second night of week 1 of The Crockett Cup! And now, your favorite commentary automatons! COMBOT-1 AND COMBOT-2!
COMBOT-1: Hello ladies and gentlemen! This is The Crockett Cup! I'm COMBOT-1.
COMBOT-2: And I am the better personality, COMBOT-2.
COMBOT-1: Tonight we have a great card for you all! It might even top last night! But first, let's give you guys an update on some backstage news that has developed from last night.
COMBOT-2: As you all saw last night, Fritz Von Erich had to be helped to the back after his contest. We have been notified that Fritz will be cleared to compete at 100% next week for World Class Dynasty's match with Worldwide Underground.
COMBOT-1: QuackenSAW defeated Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff in a steady fashion. After both teams made their way to the back, the Iron Sheik attempted to attack Jigsaw, all the while screaming and cursing without remorse. It took the entire roster to keep these teams off of each other, and the Sheik has received a formal warning from League officials.
COMBOT-2: Enough news, huh One? Let's get to the action!
COMBOT-1: Right you are partner! Division 2 action starts now!
Suzuki-gun(1-0) defeats The Bullets(0-1) 3-2
Minoru Suzuki defeats Atushi Onita after a Gotch Piledriver
Moose defeats Zack Sabre Jr after a Spear
The Steiner Brothers defeats Killer Elite Squad after a Steiner Bulldog
Shayna Balszer defeats Crazy Mary Dobson after a Kneebar
Suzuki-gun defeats The Bullets when Zack Sabre Jr hits a Penalty Kick on Moose for the pin
Notes: Suzuki/Onita was not a hardcore contest, as they never left the ring. It was a short contest that saw Suzuki catch Onita with a Gotch Piledriver. Moose and ZSJ had an unexpectedly heated match, has both men stopped several times to pummel each other several times throughout the match. Moose hit 2 spears back-to-back for the win. The Steiner Brothers were in rare form and put on a clinic with Killer Elite Squad. After a failed Killer Bomb, Scott and Rick set up Lance Archer for the Steiner Bulldog and the win. Baszler/Dobson was just a fight. These two went out of their way to bloody each other. Baszler was able to string together submissions and force Dobson to tap out. In the 5 vs 5 tie-breaker, both teams tried to pull out every stop. It wasn't until ZSJ blind tagged Suzuki to catch Moose with a Penalty Kick that one side could score the fall and the victory.
Million Dollar Inc(1-0) defeats Black Devils(0-1) 3-1
The Undertaker defeats Masato Tanaka after a chokeslam
Asuka defeats Bull Nakano after an Asukalock
Bad Intentions defeats Ted DiBiase & IRS after a Magic Killer on DiBiase
Andre the Giant defeats Rick Rude after a big splash
Notes: The Undertaker took to the hardcore style like a duck to water. Tanaka gave Taker his hardest chair shots, but The Dead Man would not fall. A chokeslam onto a pile of chairs picks up a win for the Man from Death Valley. Asuka attacked Nakano immediately following The Undertaker's win, throwing Nakano off for the entire match. Unfortunately for her, she never got her footing and soon tapped out to The Empress of Tomorrow. DiBiase and IRS tried every cheap trick they could find to beat Bad Intentions, but it just was never enough. A Magic Killer takes down The Million Dollar Man. Andre the Giant stumbled out of the gate, being run over by Rick Rude for 90% of this match. One mistake by Rude and 2 big splashes won Andre the match.
The Kingdom(1-0) defeats Blissfits(0-1) 3-2
Stan Hansen defeats Adam Cole after 3 lariats
The Kingdom defeats Bruiser Brody & Jimmy Snuka after 2 Hail Mary's to Brody
Aja Kong defeats Alexa Bliss after a Uraken
Roddy Piper defeats Superleather after a sleeperhold
The Kingdom defeats Blissfits after The Kingdom hits a Hail Mary on Bliss
Notes: Stan Hansen beat the HELL out of Adam Cole. 3 lariats and Cole was down and out. The Kingdom surprised everyone in the Superdome by controlling the match and eventually hitting 2 Hail Mary's on Bruiser Brody for the win. Aja Kong seemingly took Bliss to be a pushover win, but that wasn't the case. Bliss almost took the match, but after eating a Uraken, Bliss fell like a ton of bricks and was looking at the lights. Luckily for her, Roddy Piper and Superleather took it to each other. The two even had a sword fight with a chair and a chainsaw, what a sight! Piper eventually got his hands on the chainsaw and beat Superleather with it, eventually locking in a Sleeprhold to knock out the mad man. Superleather was given 5 minutes to regain his composure before the tie-breaker. When it started, Adam Cole was the target. He was thrown into the ring post, steps, and guardrail by Snuka and Brody while Bliss, Piper, and Hansen kept The Kingdom away. When they finally got to him, he was in bad shape. He was away for about 10 minutes, when he showed back up to push Snuka off the top rope! This swung the tide and resulted in Taven and Bennett catching Bliss and hitting a Hail Mary on her for the win! The rest of her team stayed in the ring for a short time and looked down on their fallen captain as medical staff checked on her. They shook their heads and left her behind.
The Rattlesnakes(1-0) defeats The Horsemen(0-1) 3-2
Charlotte defeats Paige after a Natural Selection
Brian Pillman defeats Tully Blanchard after a shot from the ringbell
Arn & Ole Anderson defeats Outlaw Inc after a diving knee smash to Homicide
Steve Austin defeats Ric Flair after a Stone Cold Stunner
The Rattlesnakes defeats The Horsemen after a Gringo Killer to Arn Anderson
Notes: Charlotte dominated Paige throughout the entire match. A Natural Selection sealed the deal. Brian Pillman and Tully Blanchard left the ring blood red after busting each other open early. Brian flew, while Tully tried to ground his opponent. Eventually the fight was brought to the outside where Brian picked up the ring bell. He smashed Tully with it and rolled him back in the ring. One more shot, and Tully was done. The Anderson's and Outlaw Inc tried to play the same game by targetting one person and doing as much damage as possible. Homicide and Ole took the most damage during the match, Homicide eating several diving knees, while Ole is lucky to not be concussed after taking so many blows to the temples. Eventually, The Anderson's took the winning shot. The bell didn't even get a chance to ring before Steve Austin slid back in the ring to start fighting both Andersons. This set a tone for a fight that spilled into the crowd and backstage, destroying ringside in the process. Homicide and Arn were left in the ring, where Arn would get a fork to the eye. The blood blinded The Enforcer, allowing Homicide to hit a Gringo Killer for the win. Security had to be called to stop what could only be described as a riot, as both teams weren't done. Even as COMBOT-1 and COMBOT-2 took the air time, the carnage was still going.
COMBOT-2: Wow! Would you look at all of that! Security can't keep the peace!
COMBOT-1: I don't think there was any peace to keep in the first place, partner! The air felt like trouble was coming, and trouble came! And that was just icing on an amazing cake! You were even right about The Kingdom!
COMBOT-2: I'm always right! That's why I'm better at this than you! I'm always right! Watch me predict the future...You're going toooooooooooo...Announce tomorrow night's matches!
COMBOT-1: Partner, we have cue cards in front of us telling us to do that.
COMBOT-2: Damn, I'm good!
COMBOT-1: That you are! Tomorrow night, we have Division 3 taking center stage! First up, will be The Crusaders taking on The Flock in another explosive situation. King's Road up against Almas de Apache. Psycho Circus facing The Queen's Army. And Degeneration X vs Los Ingobernables de Japon in a dream match!
COMBOT-2: I can't wait, and I know all these yahoo's watching can't either!
COMBOT-1: For my less than polite partner, thank you all for joining us! See you tomorrow night!
Tomorrow night's matches
The Crusaders vs The Flock
King's Road vs Almas de Apache
Psycho Circus vs The Queen's Army
Degeneration X vs Los Ingobernables de Japon
Live from The Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana on beautiful Earth-2! This is the second night of week 1 of The Crockett Cup! And now, your favorite commentary automatons! COMBOT-1 AND COMBOT-2!
COMBOT-1: Hello ladies and gentlemen! This is The Crockett Cup! I'm COMBOT-1.
COMBOT-2: And I am the better personality, COMBOT-2.
COMBOT-1: Tonight we have a great card for you all! It might even top last night! But first, let's give you guys an update on some backstage news that has developed from last night.
COMBOT-2: As you all saw last night, Fritz Von Erich had to be helped to the back after his contest. We have been notified that Fritz will be cleared to compete at 100% next week for World Class Dynasty's match with Worldwide Underground.
COMBOT-1: QuackenSAW defeated Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff in a steady fashion. After both teams made their way to the back, the Iron Sheik attempted to attack Jigsaw, all the while screaming and cursing without remorse. It took the entire roster to keep these teams off of each other, and the Sheik has received a formal warning from League officials.
COMBOT-2: Enough news, huh One? Let's get to the action!
COMBOT-1: Right you are partner! Division 2 action starts now!
Suzuki-gun(1-0) defeats The Bullets(0-1) 3-2
Minoru Suzuki defeats Atushi Onita after a Gotch Piledriver
Moose defeats Zack Sabre Jr after a Spear
The Steiner Brothers defeats Killer Elite Squad after a Steiner Bulldog
Shayna Balszer defeats Crazy Mary Dobson after a Kneebar
Suzuki-gun defeats The Bullets when Zack Sabre Jr hits a Penalty Kick on Moose for the pin
Notes: Suzuki/Onita was not a hardcore contest, as they never left the ring. It was a short contest that saw Suzuki catch Onita with a Gotch Piledriver. Moose and ZSJ had an unexpectedly heated match, has both men stopped several times to pummel each other several times throughout the match. Moose hit 2 spears back-to-back for the win. The Steiner Brothers were in rare form and put on a clinic with Killer Elite Squad. After a failed Killer Bomb, Scott and Rick set up Lance Archer for the Steiner Bulldog and the win. Baszler/Dobson was just a fight. These two went out of their way to bloody each other. Baszler was able to string together submissions and force Dobson to tap out. In the 5 vs 5 tie-breaker, both teams tried to pull out every stop. It wasn't until ZSJ blind tagged Suzuki to catch Moose with a Penalty Kick that one side could score the fall and the victory.
Million Dollar Inc(1-0) defeats Black Devils(0-1) 3-1
The Undertaker defeats Masato Tanaka after a chokeslam
Asuka defeats Bull Nakano after an Asukalock
Bad Intentions defeats Ted DiBiase & IRS after a Magic Killer on DiBiase
Andre the Giant defeats Rick Rude after a big splash
Notes: The Undertaker took to the hardcore style like a duck to water. Tanaka gave Taker his hardest chair shots, but The Dead Man would not fall. A chokeslam onto a pile of chairs picks up a win for the Man from Death Valley. Asuka attacked Nakano immediately following The Undertaker's win, throwing Nakano off for the entire match. Unfortunately for her, she never got her footing and soon tapped out to The Empress of Tomorrow. DiBiase and IRS tried every cheap trick they could find to beat Bad Intentions, but it just was never enough. A Magic Killer takes down The Million Dollar Man. Andre the Giant stumbled out of the gate, being run over by Rick Rude for 90% of this match. One mistake by Rude and 2 big splashes won Andre the match.
The Kingdom(1-0) defeats Blissfits(0-1) 3-2
Stan Hansen defeats Adam Cole after 3 lariats
The Kingdom defeats Bruiser Brody & Jimmy Snuka after 2 Hail Mary's to Brody
Aja Kong defeats Alexa Bliss after a Uraken
Roddy Piper defeats Superleather after a sleeperhold
The Kingdom defeats Blissfits after The Kingdom hits a Hail Mary on Bliss
Notes: Stan Hansen beat the HELL out of Adam Cole. 3 lariats and Cole was down and out. The Kingdom surprised everyone in the Superdome by controlling the match and eventually hitting 2 Hail Mary's on Bruiser Brody for the win. Aja Kong seemingly took Bliss to be a pushover win, but that wasn't the case. Bliss almost took the match, but after eating a Uraken, Bliss fell like a ton of bricks and was looking at the lights. Luckily for her, Roddy Piper and Superleather took it to each other. The two even had a sword fight with a chair and a chainsaw, what a sight! Piper eventually got his hands on the chainsaw and beat Superleather with it, eventually locking in a Sleeprhold to knock out the mad man. Superleather was given 5 minutes to regain his composure before the tie-breaker. When it started, Adam Cole was the target. He was thrown into the ring post, steps, and guardrail by Snuka and Brody while Bliss, Piper, and Hansen kept The Kingdom away. When they finally got to him, he was in bad shape. He was away for about 10 minutes, when he showed back up to push Snuka off the top rope! This swung the tide and resulted in Taven and Bennett catching Bliss and hitting a Hail Mary on her for the win! The rest of her team stayed in the ring for a short time and looked down on their fallen captain as medical staff checked on her. They shook their heads and left her behind.
The Rattlesnakes(1-0) defeats The Horsemen(0-1) 3-2
Charlotte defeats Paige after a Natural Selection
Brian Pillman defeats Tully Blanchard after a shot from the ringbell
Arn & Ole Anderson defeats Outlaw Inc after a diving knee smash to Homicide
Steve Austin defeats Ric Flair after a Stone Cold Stunner
The Rattlesnakes defeats The Horsemen after a Gringo Killer to Arn Anderson
Notes: Charlotte dominated Paige throughout the entire match. A Natural Selection sealed the deal. Brian Pillman and Tully Blanchard left the ring blood red after busting each other open early. Brian flew, while Tully tried to ground his opponent. Eventually the fight was brought to the outside where Brian picked up the ring bell. He smashed Tully with it and rolled him back in the ring. One more shot, and Tully was done. The Anderson's and Outlaw Inc tried to play the same game by targetting one person and doing as much damage as possible. Homicide and Ole took the most damage during the match, Homicide eating several diving knees, while Ole is lucky to not be concussed after taking so many blows to the temples. Eventually, The Anderson's took the winning shot. The bell didn't even get a chance to ring before Steve Austin slid back in the ring to start fighting both Andersons. This set a tone for a fight that spilled into the crowd and backstage, destroying ringside in the process. Homicide and Arn were left in the ring, where Arn would get a fork to the eye. The blood blinded The Enforcer, allowing Homicide to hit a Gringo Killer for the win. Security had to be called to stop what could only be described as a riot, as both teams weren't done. Even as COMBOT-1 and COMBOT-2 took the air time, the carnage was still going.
COMBOT-2: Wow! Would you look at all of that! Security can't keep the peace!
COMBOT-1: I don't think there was any peace to keep in the first place, partner! The air felt like trouble was coming, and trouble came! And that was just icing on an amazing cake! You were even right about The Kingdom!
COMBOT-2: I'm always right! That's why I'm better at this than you! I'm always right! Watch me predict the future...You're going toooooooooooo...Announce tomorrow night's matches!
COMBOT-1: Partner, we have cue cards in front of us telling us to do that.
COMBOT-2: Damn, I'm good!
COMBOT-1: That you are! Tomorrow night, we have Division 3 taking center stage! First up, will be The Crusaders taking on The Flock in another explosive situation. King's Road up against Almas de Apache. Psycho Circus facing The Queen's Army. And Degeneration X vs Los Ingobernables de Japon in a dream match!
COMBOT-2: I can't wait, and I know all these yahoo's watching can't either!
COMBOT-1: For my less than polite partner, thank you all for joining us! See you tomorrow night!
Tomorrow night's matches
The Crusaders vs The Flock
King's Road vs Almas de Apache
Psycho Circus vs The Queen's Army
Degeneration X vs Los Ingobernables de Japon