FTR: Evolution Show
Show Two
Penguins on Ice vs. Mad MaxusChilly Fu defeated Totally Awesome with a CHILLY CHOP SUEY at 10:53
Match Notes: Mad Maxus thought they could come into this match and intimidate King Tux, by insulting him and even slapped him in the beak. This only fired up the oversize self-proclaimed penguin AniMen, sending him into a furry. King Tux waddled back and forth in the ring, barking furiously at Electric Axe. Then, out of no where King Tux performs Snow Slide to Axe, and Fish Hook, followed up by Feather Fury. Electric Axe was laying on the mat, in dismay at the furry of King Tux’s attack. King Tux tags in Chilly Fu, who continues to work on Axe. Later, in the match it was just Chilly Fu and Totally Awesome in the ring. Chilly Fu hits him with his finisher CHILLY CHOP SUEY, a leap from the top rope, a kata followed by a jumping brain chop for the win. Penguins on Ice make a stunning debut this week on Evolution!
Moonlight vs. VirusMoonlight makes Virus tap-out to the MONGOLIAN HORDE at 12:44
Match Notes: The crowed was in shock as Virus, from GWFz came through the curtain. Once to the ring, Virus picked up the microphone and declared that he was paid by Killer Queen to take out Moonlight. Moonlight comes out to some bas ass Mongolian death metal music. There has been a ton of buzz around this kick ass 5’8 foot woman and now we would see if she could back up the hype. The two locked up, neither giving an inch, this contest went back and forth many times.
In the end, it was Moonlight with a Mongolian Mauler, followed up by Moonlights’ finisher MONGOLIAN HORDE, a leg nelson to make Virus submit.
After the match, Killer Queen runs to the ring and blindsides Moonlight. Killer Queen super kicks Moonlight in the face knocking her out. He then goes to smearing makeup on Moonlight’s face. The fans start to boo Killer Queen, as they throw trash into the ring at him. Killer Queen takes a bow to the fans, as to say your welcome.
The Tar Pit
Powerslam: My guest to night is a real AniMen, not like… that penguin (He whispers that last part). He hails from Andromeda 13, Mayham!
Mayham comes running out to the Tar Pit stage as full steam, and circles around Powerslam.Powerslam: I got to ask the question… Why are you dressing up like Mayhem?
Mayham: Because I am Mayham! …. (gives out a big snort)
Powerslam: No, I meant why are you dressed up like Mayhem, the Aethra? The face paint, the chains...
Mayham: (snort) I HATE AETHRANS! So, I am here to make fun of the Aethrans. I wear the face paint, I wear the chains and act like them to show them just how mighty they think they are. Well, they aren’t as mighty as they think
they are.
Powerslam: Do you fear that you will draw the attention of the Aethran Overmaster on yourself and he will send someone to deal with you?
Mayham: He can try and stop me… But, I will not be stopped by any Aethran or anyone in the FTR! (snort) I am going to run through the FTR and then the GWF! I will bring all the Aethran’s to their knees and they will bow before MAYHAM!!!
Conquerors of the Galaxy vs. The NativesMurtak defeated Ygorr with a Merciless Missile Kick at 11:06
Match Notes: This was the big debut of Murtak and Mass, Conquerors of the Galaxy! They came out to Air Ship guns and sirens going off, as Murtak lead the team waving his planet’s flag.
Mass started the match off against Krud, used his strength to gain the advantage on his opponent. Krud didn’t put up much of a fight against Mass, as he was being throw around like a rag doll. But, once Mass tagged Murtak into the match, The Natives were able to regain control of the contest. Ygorr puts a hurting on Murtak with Nerve Clamp. Mass comes in to make the save by nailing Ygorr with a Power Surge. This gives Murtak time to recover enough to hit Ygorr with a Merciless Missile Kick for the three count.
Faller vs. Captain CrossbonesCaptain Crossbones defeated Faller with a BLACK SAILS at 7:17
Match Notes: Faller came down to the ring and was wanting for his mystery figure that had been rumored to steal men’s souls. The arena went pitch black, eerie music started to play, smoke filled the arena floor, a coldness seemed to reach out and grab at everyone’s courage. Then suddenly, a dark figure appeared on the stage and slowly walked to the ring. Faller fought with everything he had not to tremble at the sight of this boney figure. Captain Crossbones entered the ring and the ref nearly wet himself with freight. Crossbones gestures with his hand and the lights come back up, but the mist continues to stay among the ringside area.
Faller looks into the eyes of something that was pure evil and fear. Faller felt something creep up his legs and roots him in place. Crossbones looks at him and says “To beat me, you must first overcome your most inner fears… But, right now I just smell the pee that is running down your leg!” As punches Faller in the face, which puts him in a fight or flight position… and Faller chose to fight.
The two battle it out, but Faller is in no condition to fight and Crossbones uses his quickness to counter every move by Faller. Crossbones his Lightening Attack, high assault fist attack then turns around for pela kick on Faller. Feller tries to make a comeback, but Crossbones reverses it and hits him with Plunder Kick, an airplane spin into destination kick. The Plunder Kick rocked Faller, which led to Crossbones delivering BLACK SAILS, a 180 degree spinning DDT, for the 1-2-3.
Vacant vs. AstarteAstarte wins over Vacant due to a disqualification for outside interference at 8:36
Match Notes: Astarte and Vacant came down to the ring looking to make an impact in both of their debut here in the main event. Both, were evenly matched and neither man was giving the other a break. Astarte started to get momentum after stunning Vacant with a multiplex. With Vacant stunned Astarte climbs the top turnbuckle for his patient finisher TRUE FUTURE SHOCK, a double knee from the top turnbuckle. When Astarte looks over to see an alien presence come walking out on to the stage ramp, it was none other than Doomsayer himself.
Astarte jumps down off the top turnbuckle and with a fleet of rage, climbs out of the ring and runs toward Doomsayer. Just as he closes in on Doomsayer, Disciple of Terror comes out of no where and hits Astarte over the hear with a rod pipe in his hands. Astarte fells flat on his face at Doomsayer’s feet. Disciple of Terror picks Astarte up and delivers ATOMIC WARHEAD on the stage. The ref disqualifies Vacant for outside interference. Doomsayer and Disciple of Terror look on as they gloat at the ambush attack.
