Haha!Mortuk handcuffing himself to the time keeper was hillarious! And then...he wins it all!?!??! That was priceless and I totally could see him doing that!
Congrats to Euritar as well...may his reign be a long one indeed!
Great stuff sir! It brought a smile to my face on a night that I had a hard time sleeping!
Thank you. I was of course inspired by the antics of Joey Ryan in Lucha Underground. I thought what if someone handcuffed to a person. This is what you get. I'm glad I could make you smile. Thanks for tuning in.
Post by on_the_edge on Feb 27, 2020 2:40:19 GMT -5
Card #67 - Mizar Solarsphere
We see Magnus Colby in the ring holding a mic. Also in the ring is a podium with a box on it.
Magnus Colby: I have a big announcement but first on the last card we had a 10 man battle royal. The winner was going to get a special treat. Let's being out that winner, Murtak the Merciless.
At that Murtak came out waving his flag in one hand and holding a mic in the other. He proudly marches to the ring and got in. He put his flag in the corner and shook Colby's hand.
Magnus Colby: Welcome and congratulations on your victory. Even if some say it was under shady tactics. The fact is since you have arrived in CLAW you were the inaugural Light Speed Championship, had your own talk show, of course lost a loser wears a dress match and now this. Today I am proud to announce that CLAW has created a new title. The United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
With that he went and opened the box and pulled out a new title belt.
Murtak: Wow. That is what I'm talking about. Respect for Murtak. I accept this title on behalf of me and all my Murtak Maniacs.
He goes to grab the belt but Colby pulls it away from him.
Magnus Colby: Whoa you misunderstand. You did not win this title when you won the battle royal. You simply won a spot in the tournament to crown the first US champion. Starting next card over a four card period we will have four quarterfinal matches. Those four winners will go to Solar Flair, our next PPV, to have two semi final matches and the final match.
Murtak looks very upset that he isn't the champion now.
Magnus Colby: You will be in the first match. Your opponent...Sunman.
Now Murtak is mad and starting to throw a fit as we go to commercial.
The Cosmic Knights vs Colossal Connection w/Oracle.
Bex and Tortured Soul began the match and Bex found himself in a bit of trouble. He made a much needed tag and Sur turned things around for his team. When he tagged Bex and they hit their tag finisher it looked like the end of the match but Soul kicked out. After the shock wore off Bex went on the offensive and soon nailed a Devolution and this time Soul could not kick out.
Winner: The Cosmic Knights via pinfall.
Agony never got in the ring during the match but did after. The Knights got ready for a fight. However Agony simply checked on his partner. Once Soul got on his feet they walked off with Oracle.
Mister Centra arrives via limo. He is looking healthy as he makes his way to the UnFourGiven locker room. It is announced he is in tonight's main event.
Wolf vs Code Destroyer.
The match started with some good back and forth. Then Destroyer got on a role. Wolf looked to be in trouble. Then Destroyer tossed Wolf from the ring and followed. On the floor the men slugged it out and Wolf came out on top. Once back in the ring he cruised and used his Savage Face Claw to end the match.
Winner: Wolf by submission.
More information about the new United Stars Heavyweight Championship. Unlike other titles this one will change hands on all loses. Meaning a champion can not hold onto his title by getting himself counted out of disqualified. Also the other three quarterfinal matches are set.
- Total Anarchy vs Doomsayer
- Prime Colonizer vs Patch
- Andromeda Assassin vs Saboteur
Street Soldiers vs Team Supreme.
Before the match started six of the special security force came out and surrounded the ring. They were there to make sure things didn't get out of hand. As the match started Skiver was getting the better of Rune Larrs. After a couple minutes he dragged Larrs to his team's corner. He tagged Patch in who mounted the corner and pounded on Larrs. It took awhile but Larrs was able to fight back. He tagged Actagon and they performed Mega Drive Cluster. Just like that Actagon covered and Team Supreme pulled a win from the jaws of defeat.
Winner: Team Supreme by pinfall.
The security squad entered the ring to make sure the teams didn't brawl post match.
Murtak is walking the hallways complaining to anyone who will listen to how he is being screwed over. Of course most people act busy or walk off. He is rambling how he should automatically be the new US champion but he will win the tournament and show everyone who the best man in CLAW is. It looks like he won't stop till he turns the corner and sees Alpha Female talking to Doomsayer. It stops him in his tracks. He turns around and hastily walks off.
Mister Centra w/Skull vs Zealos w/Oracle.
The former champion dominated his opponent. He spent a few minutes thrashing on Zealos. Then he nailed a devastating Vector One Verve for the win.
Winner: Mister Centra by pinfall.
Centra flipped Zealos onto his belly and took out a marker. Oracle got in the ring to confront him but was attacked by Skull. Centra signed his name on Zealos's back then took out a phone and took a selfie with his handy work. Then he and Skull strutted off to the back cocky as can be as the fans booed.
The announcers start the show by discussing tonight's action. It will be a battle of the speeds as Speedster faces Speedball. Chaos Supreme looks for,payback against Overtime. All leading to the main event of Sunman vs Murtak the Merciless in the first quarterfinal match to crown the inaugural United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
Speedster vs Speedball Bailey.
Speedster rushed at Bailey from opening bell but Bailey countered the attack. From there the men went thru a feeling out process for awhile. Eventually Speedster started going to work. He hit his High Octane Kicks finisher a few times. While not getting the pin it weakened Bailey. Letting Speedster to gain the win after a Lightning Leg Sweep.
Winner: Speedster by pinfall.
Murtak the Merciless is taping his wrists up. Seeing the camera he stands up and flexes.
Chaos Supreme vs Overtime.
Chaos was looking to get revenge on Overtime for his role in costing Chaos his title. Early on he rushed at Overtime but he didn't have the speed to catch Overtime. Once he calmed down he was able to brutalize Overtime with his power. It started to look like he was more interested in punishing Overtime than beating him. It almost cost him as Overtime was able to counter some offense and start unleashing his own. Then it was Overtime's time to make a mistake. He tossed Chaos out of the ring and went out after him. Chaos pounded him on the ground and took the action back in the ring. Chaos was all business from there. Applying Bow of Defeat a couple times. Then he had Chaos in Chaos Stronghold. As Overtime faded Chaos let him slip to the mat and made an easy pin.
Winner: Chaos Supreme via pinfall.
We see the Church of Truth in a small church. Oracle is up at the pulpit while the rest are sitting in pews.
Oracle: My brothers I have looked into the future. As I have been sensing the times they are a changing. To stay strong we must change as well. I am making moves and plans that will benefit us all. They will be revealed in time. For now our focus will be on getting Total Anarchy his CLAW Heavyweight Championship back. He was the first and best champion. Sadly the powers that be here in CLAW have forgotten that. We must remind them. First by winning the US tournament and then forcing a match with the CLAW Heavyweight Champion be it Sly or someone else.
At this his followers stomp, hoop and holler. Will the Church be able to get Anarchy back to the top and what does Oracle have up his sleeve?
Butchers of Aethra vs Level Up.
Minister of War and Player Dos began the match. Early on Minister was in control then Dos tagged out. Player Uno was able to rock Minister. After an unsuccessful pin attempt Uno tagged his partner and they hit their tag finisher, Fatality. Minister was able to kick out at two. Player Dos kept the pressure on. He went for some pin attempts and on the third one Mayhem Unleashed came in to break it up. This brought Uno in and things got a bit crazy. Mayhem nailed Dos with a DDT and rolled Minister on top. By the time the ref got down for the count it was only for a one. Minister tagged out. Mayhem ran in and knocked Uno off the apron. He quickly hit Leap Of Doom and the match was over. Level Up must realize they let one slip away from them.
Winner: Butchers of Aethra.
A peek at next card's United Stars Heavyweight quarterfinal match as Total Anarchy will be facing Doomsayer.
Sunman vs Murtak the Merciless in a US Heavyweight quarterfinal match.
Murtak came down waving his flag with confidence seemingly oblivious to the tall task ahead of him. From the opening bell it was all Sunman. It seemed the JSA member was going to get an easy win when he went for his Fire In The Sky finisher but Murtak got his knees up. Murtak went on the offense. If you blinked you missed it as right away Sunman regained the advantage. Everything was going his way till he tossed Murtak into the corner. Murtak bounced out and leveled Sunman with a vicious lariat.
It seemed Murtak was as shocked as anyone. He then pumped up and tried to get the fans behind him. He got some soft offense in highlighted by an eye poke. It did not last long and Sunman once again started dominating. He went for Fire In The Sky again. This time Murtak grabbed the ref's legs and pulled him close. Sunman altered his position to avoid hitting the ref and he crashed and burned. Murtak went on the attack. Could we be seeing an upset? No, no we are not. Murtak lasted longer than expected but Sunman hit Sunman Slam and got the pin. Sunman is moving on to the semifinals at Solar Flair.