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Post by Swarm on Sept 10, 2024 18:57:52 GMT -5
It’s official. We need a bootleg announcers team card for Malice and Overkill.
If you don’t think Overkill agrees, just ask him 😝
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 16, 2024 16:16:08 GMT -5
PAW - Sagitta Forum
Announcer A: Have we got a wild night of action for you. Am I reading this right? Embargo will be in tag team action and her partner is...Passenger 19?
Announcer B: That is correct, A. They will take on another unusual due in Chameleon and Plethador. Then we will see Pardon take on another Rocket Club member in Stallion who is coming off injuries suffered at the Darkest Before Dawn PPV. Finally in our main event, it will be an elimination match for the PAW Xtreme Championship. The champion, Screwjow, will be in one corner. In the other corners it will be Sectarian the Barbarian, Cephalopodis and Swerve. Two men will be in the ring at a time and can tag out to anyone not in the match at any time. A wrestler is eliminated when he is pinned, submitted, counted out or disqualified. The last wrestler will walk out of the match with the Xtreme Championship belt.
Announcer A: Sounds great. It should be pointed out that the special referee for that match will be Killing Machine. He will be on a short leash and if he cannot perform his duties as a referee there will be a special referee on standby sitting ring side. Let's get the action started.
Chameleon and Plethador came out first for the opening bout. They came out seperatley and did not seem to be speaking to each other. Plethador got in the ring so Chameleon just stood in their team's corner. Then Embargo and Passenger 19 came out together and too the Rocket Club music. Passenger 19 seemed to be indicating that she wanted to start for their team and Embargo seemed to have no problem with that.
Embargo and Passenger 19 vs Chameleon and Plethador
Passenger 19 and Plethador started and neither could get anything going. One would go for a move only to have the other counter. That changed when Passenger 19 hit a belly-to-belly suplex. She got rolling and went for the win with Nozone. Plethador struggled and was able to grab a rope for the break. Passenger 19 did not release the hold right away but did before it was too late. Then she surprised most people by making the tag to Embargo. The newest member of the Rocket Club came in and used Double Entendre. That marked the end of the match.
Winner: Embargo and Passenger 19 via pinfall
Embargo went over and gave Passenger 19 a high five and then they did the wolf pack hand gesture and bumped them. Chameleon just looked at her tag partner, shook her head and left the ring area to return to the back.
A shot of a couple regular referees going over rules and how to referee a match with tonight's special referee, Killing Machine.
Pardon vs Stallion
Stallion started hot and had Pardon in trouble. That is when Glory made her way down to ringside. She slapped her hands on the mat and yelled for Pardon to get going. He started to fight back and had Stallion on the defensive. Pardon hit a Centaurus Crucifix but Stallion kicked out. From there the next few minutes saw Pardon with most of the action but Stallion got in some offense. Pardon took the ring to the floor numerous times with him getting awful close to being disqualified. Stallion got on a short roll where he hit Lucky Horseshoe three times over a minute or so. Pardon kicked out the first two times. The third time Hitora came down and jumped on the apron. He yelled at Stallion who came over and grabbed him, dragging Hitora into the ring. The two men fought and ended with Hitora laying out Stallion before the referee made him leave the ring. Pardon recovered first and went on the attack. He was having trouble doing much more damage to Stallion and then the bell rang. The match time had expired.
Winner: none, time limit draw
It looked like both men were willing to continue but they were not given extra time. Due to time contrants and the main event still to go the match was ended. They will have to talk to GM Jack of Diamonds about a rematch. Pardon walked off with Glory and Hitora following him.
Killing Machine came down with a regular referee. Killing Machine got in the ring to be the special referee for the main event while the other ref grabbed a chair ring side in case he was needed. Then the four men made their way out for the match. Screwjob, being the reigning champion, was the last man out.
Screwjob vs Sectarian the Barbarian w/Cycle Hog vs Cephalopodis w/King Tux and Prince Flurry vs Swerve in a PAW Xtreme Championship Elimination match with special referee Killing Machine
The champion, Screwjob, got on the apron right away and motioned for two of the other three to start. King Tux called Cephalopodis to get in another corner which he did. So, it was Sectarian the Barbarian and Swerve to start the match. Swerve started off with an attempted cross body block but he bounced off Sectarian who went to hit Swerve with an elbow blast but Swerve ducked. It took a bit for either man to really get going and it was Sectarian who did it. He went and gnawed on Swerve's face as he covered him. Killing Machine made the count, perhaps a bit fast, and we had our first elimination. Swerve looked to the back up referee who just held his hands up, palms up then held up three fingers. It seemed he did not think the count was unusually fast. Swerve yelled at Killing Machine and the ref as he went toward the back. Screwjob showed no sign of coming into the ring so Killing Machine told Cephalopodis he would have to. King Tux protested to no avail.
Cephalopodis came in and walked around in a weird may that had Sectarian confused and mesmerized. Then the giant beast grabbed Sectarian and tossed him into the corner. He ran in and tried a splash but he jumped too high and ended up flying over the top rope and crashed onto the floor. It took him a bit to get back into the ring. Soon as he did, Sectarian jumped on him and used his power to weaken him. Then it was a series of Simian Stunners. He made the cover and Killing Machine, making a more even paced count, slapped the mat three times and just like that we were down to two men.
Screwjob had avoided getting involved in the match until this point. Now, he had no choice. As Cycle Hog rubbed his hands together on the floor in anticiptation of getting gold into the Masters of Mayhem family the champion slowly entered the ring. At first Sectarian just overpowered Screwjob. Then he made a mistake by trying a head butt. On most men Sectarian wins that battle but not against a man in a metal mask. Screwjob went on the attack. He used a Hardcore TItan Drop to stun the Barbarian. Then he made a calculated risk but using High Voltage three times. While that hurt Sectarian it seemed to also take a toll on himself. Screwjob tried to win with a fish hook sleeper but Sectarian was able to fight out of it. Not long after that Sectarian had regained control for the first time in several minutes. He ended up hitting a series of Simian Stunners and rolled Screwjob up. Killing Machine made the count, and we have a new champion.
As Cycle Hog jumps around in celebration on the ground Killing Machine helps Sectarian the Barbarian to his feet as he is groggy. Killing Machine nods to the back up referee who says something to the ring announcer then enters the ring. Once he is in Killing Machine starts to raise Sectarian's arm then suddenly levels him with a clothesline.
Announcer A: What in blazes what was that about? Why did he just attack the new Xtreme Champion?
Announcer B: And why has the timekeeper not rung the bell to end the match.
Killing Machine quickly snatched up Sectarian and propped him the corner. He then hit Zero Hour and went to make the cover. The back up referee started his count. One. Two. Th...Sectarian kicked out. Killing Machine looks surprised as the fans pop. Cycle Hog is hitting the apron with his fist to fire Sectarian up. Killing Machine applies a Torture Grip. Sectarian looks to be in pain but does not submit. Then Killing Machine goes for a second Zero Hour. This time as the referee made the count there is no miracle kick out. Sectarian took too much damage and was pinned. The referee calls for the bell and raises Killing Machine's arm.
Announcer A: Seriously, what is going on? Killing Machine was not even in this match. He was the special referee.
The referee is handed the PAW Xtreme Championship belt, and he gives it to Killing Machine who holds it up high in one hand as he laughs.
Winner: Killing Machine by being last wrestler left with others eliminated to win the title
Announcer A: We are out of time. Tune in to our next show to find out what just happened. Hopefully we will know by then. Thanks for watching.
Camera shows some fans in shock, some booing and even a few cheering as they were Killing Machine fans.
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 17, 2024 16:05:09 GMT -5
Card #246 -Sagitta Forum
Malice: It is time for another action-packed episode of the best wrestling anywhere.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Well of course we are the best announcing team, buddy. I was just trying to be modest and not point it out. What I do want to point out is we will start with a title match in our opening bout. The Light Speed Championship is on the line as former champ, Ensor, takes on current champ, El Hijo de Lycosa.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Yes, I know you hate spiders. I got a can of bug spray under the desk just in case big guy. In other matches we will see Orrus the Unstoppable take on Urchin, Raven goes against Avenging Force in a matchup of Colby's CEO vs Cunning's Hostile Take over and in a rematch that saw their first match go to a time limit draw with both men bloody it will be Nikolai battling Calamity in a Falls Count Anywhere match. That all leads up to our main event. It is the last semifinal match in the Clash of the Giants. Galactic Giant faces off with Mayday. Who will advance to the final to go head-to-head with Aethran Outlaw?
El Hijo de Lycosa vs Ensor in a CLAW Light Speed Championship match
The champion went for a double knee smash to begin the match, and he missed. That was the start and end of his offense involvement. Ensor worked him over for a couple minutes and then hit a 450 splash. He made the cover and looked like he had the win, but El Hijo kicked out at two and a half. Ensor followed up with a Martian Moonsault. A cover and another two and a half count before the kick out. Ensor went back to trying to soften El Hijo up for next minute or so then went for his finisher. A near perfect Eruption Of Tharsis and finally Ensor made the cover.
Winner: Ensor via pinfall to win the title
Malice: What a dominating performance by Ensor. This is his third reign as the Light Speed Championship.
A promo for the next PPV, Clash of the Immortals. Here are the matches signed so far.
- Endgame vs Xeonolith in a CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match - Stars-n-Stripes vs Horsemen in a CLAW Tag Team Championship match - P12 vs Blazing Holocaust in a CLAW United Stars Heavyweight Championship match
Orrus the Unstoppable vs Urchin w/Oracle
At the start of the match Orrus walked up to Urchin and talked smack to him. He then made a mistake by turning his back on Urchin. The Church of Truth member took advantage of this by hitting a half nelson suplex and going for the cover. Orrus kicked out. Urchin kept the advantage for a bit with suplexes and a double leg takedown slam. But Orrus showed why he is called Unstoppable as he fought back. He hit Unstoppable Slam. In fact he ended up hitting it four times. The fourth one was enough to give Orrus the victory.
Winner: Orrus the Unstoppable by pinfall
Malice: I am getting word that something is going on in the back. Let's go back there and see what is happening.
The camera shot changed to one in the locker room. Dransak has a chair and is swinging it on Turmoil who is busted open. Three referees come in and circle the two men as they try and get Dransak to stop his assault. Finally one ref grabs the chair and the two struggle over it for a bit before Dransak releases his hold and the ref goes spilling backwards with the chair. Turmoil is down on his knees as his face has become a crimson mask. He is using his hand to motion for Dransak to bring it. Turmoil is not down fighting and while Dransak looks willing to continue the other two referees stand between him and Trumoil. Dransak smiles and says, "I think you got my point punk" before leaving the locker room. The medical team comes rushing in to check on Turmoil.
Nikolai vs Calamity w/Oracle in a Falls Count Anywhere match
The two slug it out for a couple minutes then Nikolai hits a Curb Stomp. Calamity kickes out. The action spills out to the floor where Nikolai grabs a chair and smashes Calamity with it. He is slugging Calamity and tossing him around as they make their way into the back. Nikolai grabs a ladder that was laying down next to a wall and sets it up next to a table that is set up with wrestlers pictures on it for an autograph signing event after the show. Nikolai puts Calamity on the table and starts to climb the ladder. Calamity recovers and he climbs up after Nikolai. The two men exchange fisticuffs on the top of the ladder and then it tips over sending both men crushing thru the table.
Both men laid there for a bit then they started to stir. They went back to fighting as they worked their way down a hallway. Nikolai sees a TV monitor, grabs it and places it on the concrete floor. He then grabs Calamity and hits a tombstone piledriver onto it. He went for the cover but Calamity kicked out. Malice could not believe he did that. The men start making their way back to ringside. Calamity grabbed Nikolai's Cattle Prod and zapped Nikolai with it. Then he rolled Nikolai into the ring. Calamity quickly apply Misfortune's Misery. Nikolai is in pain but refuses to tap. Calamity releases the hold and hits some abdomen stomps before taking the match out to the floor.
He goes to grab Nikolai who spits some blood into Calamity's face. Nikolai reaches under the ring and pulls out a frying pan. He slams it into Calamity's face. Then it is back into the ring where Nikolai performs a ring post smash which busts Calamity's forehead open. Blood slowly drips down his face. Once again the match ends up on the floor. Nikolai whips Calamity into the barricade. He does not notice Oracle roll his crystal ball over to Calamity who grabs it. Nikolai goes to grab Calamity who turns around and smashes the crystal ball on the top of Nikolai's head. It smashes into dozens of pieces. It opens a gash on Nikolais's head and blood starts to flow out. Calamity puts Nikolai in his finisher again. Nikolai does not want to tap or say he gives up so he bites down on both of his hands. After a bit Calamity releases the hold and drags Nikolai over to the announcer's desk and lays him on it. Calamity climbs onto the desk and it looks like he might hit a power bomb on it. But instead he turns to the crowd behind the desk and motions for them to move. He lifts Nikolai, holds him over his head and just throws him into the seats. The crowd goes nuts for this. Calamity goes out there and covers Nikolai. The referee is a bit slow to get there but he does and makes the count.
Winner: Calamity via pinfall
Both men are exhausted and a bloody mess. They need help getting into the back. Nikolai stops halfway up the entrance ramp, looks back at Calamity and gives him a head nod. It seems Calamity has earned his respect.
The camera shot goes into back outside of the arena where Turmoil is being helped into an ambulance. There are CLAW officials there along with Turmoil's tag partner and friend, Torment. Malice says they are taking Turmoil to the local hospital as a precaution. As the ambulance door is shot and it drives off Torment sees the camera.
Torment: Dransak you little bitch! You have just called hell to rain down upon you. If I had my way I would be hunting you down right now. But Turmoil says he wants you for himself. My boy Turmoil will be fine and will return. When he does return, he will end you.
He puts his hand on the camera lens to push it away as he storms off.
Raven w/Magnus Colby vs Avenging Force w/Beasley Cunning
Before the match started Beasley said something to the referee. He made Raven turn around so he could see his wrestling gear and double check it is ok. As Raven turns around Avenging Force blasts him with an Avenger Strike. He followed up with Tomahawk Chops and another Avenger Strike. He had the advantage but Raven fought back. Before long Raven nailed Avenging Force with a Dethroning. After the kick out Raven went for Blade Runner. Another kick out. Raven just smiles and goes for Dethroning a second time. The referee counts but Raven lifts Force's head at two as it looked like he would get the pin. Raven wiggles his finger and then looks down at Beasley with an evil grin. He next looks to Magnus Colby and says, "this is for you boss". A second Blade Runner and he makes a casual cover, and the referee counts to three.
Winner: Raven by pinfall
A camera shot of Aethran Outlaw sitting in a small, cramped room watching the show on a monitor as he waits to see who his opponent will be in the Clash of the Giants final.
Galactic Giant vs Mayday w/Magnus Colby in a Clash of the Giants tournament match
For the first time since he was a child Mayday has to look up at someone. He shoves Galactic Giant who takes one step back and that is all. Giant gives Mayday an eye poke. Mayday responds with a bite to face. Then Giant uses Strangulation to gain control of his opponent. He tries to win with Irresistible Force. He does not get a submission but does soften him up. Then Galactic Giant goes for the kill as he performs Planet Crusher. That ends Mayday's night and run in the tournament. Galactic Giant moves on to face Aethran Outlaw in the final.
Winner: Galactic Giant via pinfall
Malice: Well, he had issues with Agony, but Galactic Giant made short work of Mayday here. Magnus Colby is far from pleased as both of his men are eliminated and even the free agent he brought in, Big Superstar, could not get past the opening round. Our final in this tournament is set. It will be Aethran Outlaw facing Galactic Giant. That should be a slobber knocker. For my main man Overkill I am Malice saying see ya.
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