Card #239 - Madison Cubed GardenMalice: Hello folks, welcome to CLAW as we come to you from Madison Cubed Garden on the planet Earth. Have we taken this mud pile over yet?
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: We haven't? We need to talk to the Minister of War about getting on that. It seems an easy enough planet to invade and occupy.
Some fans heard this and started to boo.
Malice: I ought to go out there and smack them.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Oh, you are right. They might be customers of Aunt Lucy's so don't want to get in trouble with the company. Still, they better watch it. We are Aethrans after all. Let's go to the ring for our first match.
As Chavo Pequeno made his way down to the ring his head was on a swivel as he kept looking around for someone or something. He stopped by some ringside fans and by his gestures he was asking them if they had seen the Galactic Giant, his opponent at Red Dawn. They said no and then he seems to act like he was not worried and went to flex before entering the ring.
Honos vs Chavo PequenoIn a bit of a surprise Chavo did better than one would expect. He and Honos fought back-and-forth for control. Chavo was having a good showing. That is until he went and slapped Honos. That seemed to wake up the Overman and he went to town on Chavo before finishing him off with a top rope falling head butt.
Winner: Honos via pinfallMalice: That was a bit tougher than Honos expected, I am sure. I wonder if he has been thinking about what he did to his brother Uranus and that distracted him from his match. It looks like Uranus has left the company after being brutalized by Honos. No one has seen him since.
A promo for Darkest Before Dawn with matches signed so far.
- Splash vs Workrate in a stipulation TBD match
- Sewerside Squad vs TBA in a Flare Bomb match for the PAW Tag Team Championship
- Stallion vs Forge in a stipulation TBD match
- Witch vs Passenger 19 in a stipulation TBD match
- Moonlight vs Captain Crossbones in a stipulation TBD match for the PAW TV Championship
- Screwjob vs Cephalopodis in a stipulation TBD match for the PAW Xtreme Championship
Darkness w/Maramus vs NikolaiNikolai was in the ring when Maramus came down. Nikolai knew what was coming next but still could not avoid it. Darkness attacked him out of the mists and had an early advantage. But Nikolai is a survivor and before long he had Darkness on the defensive. Nikolai used his Cattle Prod to Zap Darkness a couple times without the referee seeing and also used a Curb Stomp but could not pin Darkness. Nikolai was probably going to win but he got restless and used his Cattle Prod a third time. The referee saw it finally and called for the bell.
Winner: Darkness by disqualificationHaving lost the match Nikolai looked toward the fans, shrugged his shoulders and gave Darkness a couple more Zaps. Maramus yelled at Nikolai, so he exited the ring and chased Maramus around the ring with his Cattle Prod.
A promo for the Red Dawn PPV. Matches that have been signed.
- Ensor vs El Hijo de Lycosa in a CLAW Light Speed Championship match
- Better Than Human vs Stars-n-Stripes in a CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship match
- Solitude vs Endgame in a CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match
- Calamity & Urchin vs New Horizons in a Weapons match
- Oracle vs Murtak the Merciless
- Mentor vs Commander Sam in a Social Media Championship match
- Galactic Giant vs Chavo Pequeno
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs TormentThis was match of the night. Total Anarchy started strong but could not put away the Aethran. Then Torment fought back and used a table crash but he could not put the Church of the Truth member away either. Momentum swung from one man to the other. Finally, Total Anarchy applied Gehenna's Gate. When Torment did not submit, Anarchy transitioned into a pinning attempt and the referee made the count.
Winner: Total Anarchy via pinfallA promo video from Murtak the Merciless.
Murtak: My men and I have a couple huge matches at Red Dawn. New Horizons will beat the tar out of those chumps Clamity and Urchin. Then I will beat that has been, never was Oracle. After we take care of business at the PPV I will be making a big announcement. I want all you Murtakmaniacs to make sure you order the PPV because you will not want to miss what I have to say. Murtak Mania will live forever!
Stars-n-Stripes vs The NativesA bit of a warmup match for the local boys before their title match at Red Dawn. For The Natives it was a treat being called up from PAW to be on the big show. Krud looked very confident and seemed to be enjoying the spotlight. Ygorr however seemed just as nerveous and scared as always. That nerveousness probablly cost him and his team. Air Force rocked him with a Missile Dropkick to start the match and kept the pressure on. After a minute or so he tagged American Made. They leveled Ygorr with Dropping Bombs. Then American Made rolled Ygorr up for the pin.
Winner: Stars-n-Stripes by pinfallA promo from Solitude.
Solitude: Since I have won this (holds up the Cosmic Championship belt) I have been overlooked. In the past men have won this and been treated like the man. Maybe since people did not expect me to win it, they do not know how to act. I beat a great man in Endgame to win it. I will beat him again to prove I am just as great as anyone who has been the champion. I will take on anyone at any time to continue to prove I deserve this belt. Heck, I might just show everyone I am the greatest Cosmic Champion of all time.
Chaos Supreme w/Beasley Cunning vs Raven w/Magnus ColbyChaos Supreme looked like his old self. He simply dominated the former Cosmic Champion. Raven was never in the match as Chaos used piledrivers and other power moves along with submission holds to destroy Raven. At least Raven did not go down easy. He escaped from Bow Of Defeat a few times. It was Chaos Stronghold that was the final straw and Raven tapped.
Winner: Chaos Supreme via submissionBeasley Cunning was all smiles after his man's impressive win. He looked into the camera and said, "there is your winner of the Clash of the Giants". Magnus Colby checked on Raven and then grabbed a microphone.
Magnus Colby: Enjoy your small victory while you can Beasley. I have a big surprise for you on our next show. It will blow your mind.
The two men stare at each other with hatred in their eyes.
Before the show ends there is a video. It shows the arrival of Famine and Pestilence aka Mechanos and Synthron. Then the arrival of War aka Burning Holocaust. Then a deep voice says that Death is coming and will arrive soon.