Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years

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PAW - Westland Pavilion


The show opens inside the Rocket Men locker room. Johnny and Sonny Rocker are there with Embargo.

Embargo: All I am trying to say is it is time for a change in your group. Here, I have something special to show you that will get my point across.

She reaches down and grabs the bottom of her rock band t-shirt and starts to pull it up. Johnny and Sonny eyes get big and huge smiles cross their faces. However, once she pulls the shirt up over her head their faces turn to ones of disappointment when they realize she has another shirt on underneath. But then a look of comprehension and even pleasure cross their faces. The cameraman moves around so the front of this shirt can be seen. It reads "Rocket Club". The two men nod their heads in agreement.


Announcer A: Well, how about that. It seems the Rocket Men has become the Rocket Club.

Announcer B: Makes sense. They have been more than just a bunch of men for a while now. The question is, will this help Sonny in our opening match? I doubt it.

Announcer A: I am with you there pal. Chameleon will be coming out guns a blazin' as she tried to get rid of the Black Hole Championship. In fact, that match is about to happen now as I see the so-called champ has entered the ring. And here comes the members of Rocket Club.


Johnny Rocket and Embargo come out leading a more confident looking Sonny then he was at the end of the last show. All three are sporting brand new Rocket Club shirts. As they make they way down to the ring an anxcious Chameleon paces in the ring. She knows she has only two more chances, including this match, to get rid of the Black Hole title or PAW will get rid of her. When the three members of Rocket Club reach the ring, they do the Too Sweet hand gesture, tap them together and then Sonny enters the ring.


Chameleon vs Sonny Rocket w/Johnny Rocket and Embargo in a Black Hole Championship match

You would be hard pressed to find a wrestler more focused or more desperate than Chameleon. She took the fight to Sonny and after a flying tackle she went for an early pin attempt. She folded Sonny up and had a handful of tights out of the line of sight of the referee. Sonny still kicked out. Some more offense and Chameleon hit an Aniwoman Ax Handle. This time she put her feet on the ropes when she made the cover. It looked like that might be enough but Sonny kicked out at 2 3/4 to stay alive in this match. Embargo and Johnny were yelling at the ref about Chameleon cheating. The two wrestlers ended up on the floor brawling and Chameleon won the exchange.
Announcer A: The ref is having a hard time believing them as after all they are the Rocket Men, oops, I mean Rocket Club.

Chameleon kept going and one of her best moves was her eye poke with tongue. Then she used her finisher for a second time. That brought Embargo up onto the apron to get the referee's attention. With him distracted Johnny entered the ring with a chair and blasted Chameleon. He made his exit from the ring just before the referee turned around to see both wrestlers laying on the mat. He looked around confused as Sonny started to recover. Sonny went for the kill with his Rocket Launcher finisher. It appeared that Chameleon was done for, but she somehow got a shoulder up right before the referee made the three count.

A couple minutes of back-and-forth that saw Chameleon try another pin and also place Sonny in the Lizard Clutch. With that last one it looked like Sonny might submit as he was an inch or two short of grabbing the rope for a break. That is when Embargo pushed the rope when the ref was not watching so Sonny could grab it. After another flying tackle Chameleon made sure Sonny was in the middle of the ring. She applied the Lizard Clutch again. Embargo jumped onto the apron and tried to get the ref's attention with no success. Sonny ended up tapping out.

Winner: Chameleon via submission, Sonny wins the title


The crowd gives a big applause as they enjoyed a surprisingly really good match. A tired but blissfully happy Chameleon pumps her fist as she has finally got rid of the Black Hole Championship belt. It belongs to Sonny now. Speaking of Sonny, he wears a blank expression on his face. No emotion at all. Johnny and Embargo check on him but get no response. They are helping him to his feet as the show goes to commercial.


Announcer B: Our next match is a blood feud between Swerve and Killing Machine.

Announcer A: The feud continues as Swerve has been talking smack about Killing Machine on social media and even posted a picture of him from the day Swerve took his mask. This was set to be a standard match but at the last minute it was changed to a weapons match. You can see a few weapons around the ring already. This should be an intense match to say the least.


Swerve vs Killing Machine in a Weapons match

As Killing Machine was going thru the ropes to get in the ring Swerve jumped him. Swerve told the referee to start the match and he called for the bell. Swerve had the early advantage but could not hold it. He tossed Killing Machine into the ropes and tried a shoulder block but Killing Machine ran him over. After a bit of offense Killing Machine went to the floor and went to pull something out from beheath the ring. He pulls out a MurtakMania foam finger. At first he looks disappointed but his expression turns to one of confusion. He holds it in his palm and moves his hand like he was checking the weight. He puts his hand in the finger and a smile crosses his face. He swings his arm and hits Swerve with the foam finger and Swerve crashes backwards onto the mat. Killing Machine pulls his hand out and shows the fans there was a metal wrench inside of the finger.

Killing Machine makes the cutthroat hand gesture and performs Zero Hour. A casual cover allows Swerve to kick out. Fans chant "we want weapons" but Killing Machine is not concerned with pleasing the fans. He hits a Gladiator Piledriver and then a running elbow smash before going for another cover. Again Swerve kicks out. A scowl crosses Killing Machine's face and then he uses a second Zero Hour to finally get the pin. Some fans boo as they wanted more weapons, but Killing Machine lets them know they are number one in his book.

Winner: Killing Machine by pinfall


A catatonic Sonny sits on a bench in a locker room clutching the Black Hole title belt. Embargo and Johnny are on both sides of him. They are trying to engage him in conversation but he just stares blankly straight ahead.


Announcer A: Poor "Big Tex" Tony brought in the Roughnecks to get revenge on the Sewerside Squad at Darkest Before Dawn. Instead they just got beat. Tony has said he will get them refocused and get his revenge. He is hoping this match will help get them ready for the rats.


Mad Maxus w/Janus vs Roughnecks w/"Big Tex" Tony

Electric Axe and Astro Crook start for their teams. They pace around inside the ring and then Crook goes to run the ropes. He bounces off and comes up hobbling. Axe and the referee are confused. Crook tries to explain he twisted his ankle. Axe turns around toward his partner and Janus looking for instruction of what to do. Janus tells him to turn around but it is too late. Astro Crook hit a Bandit Back Stabber. Axe learned you never turn your back to your opponent. Janus used this moment to try and teach Totally Awesome a lesson. Thus both men did not see Crook tag Buckshot Bart or the Roughnecks perform their tag finisher, Meteor Storm. By the time Janus noticed Bart going for the cover it was too late and the pin was made.

Winner: Roughnecks via pinfall


"Big Tex" Tony was ecstatic about his men getting an impressive and lightning-fast win. This outcome was much better than the one at the PPV. Janus meanwhile was very disappointed on how easily his men were tricked and beaten. It must feel like two steps forward, one step backward with Mad Maxus.

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Card #242 - Westland Pavilion


Malice: Hello everyone and welcome to the Westland Pavilion. This. Is. CLAW. How's it going, Overkill?

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: I am happy to hear that. Things seem to go smoother when you are in a jolly mood like this. There is no reason to be down in the mouth when we have the great wrestling action like we have tonight. The Better Than Humans have their first match since losing their tag titles and they will be in a foul mood. Orrus the Unstoppable, former Cosmic Champion Solitude and Commander Sam will also be in action. It is time for our opening bout.


Better Than Humans vs Torment & Turmoil

Both teams kicked off the match by brawling wildly. Once things calmed down it was Dransak and Turmoil in the ring. Dransak was in control for a minute and then it was Turmoil. The Aethran flung Dransak thru the ropes and went out after him. Dransak kicked Turmoil in the gut then he pulled a table out from under the ring. Dransak set the table up and gave Turmoil a power bomb thru the table. The referee called for the bell.

Winner: Torment & Turmoil via disqualification


An angry Better Than Humans team storm off not caring that they lost the match.


A promo for the next PPV, Clash of the Immortals.


Orrus the Unstoppable vs Bad Dude

Orrus was on his A game in this match. After pulverizing Bad Dude for a bit, he hit an Unstoppable Slam. When Bad Dude kicked out Orrus was angry. He threw Bad Dude to the floor and paced around waiting for Bad Dude to get back in the ring. Once he did Orrus hit his finisher again and secured the victory.

Winner: Orrus the Unstoppable by pinfall


The music for New Horizons plays and they come out to the stage.

Barys: Our manager has gone but that does not mean we do not have unfinished business with Collateral Damage. We know we are the better team. Recently we beat FTS. Then FTS beat Collateral Damage. That shows we are the better team. Well, we are sick and tired of Collateral Damage and it is time we sent them out of here. CLAW is not big enough for both of us. So, on the next show we are challenging them to a good old fashion, Loser Leaves Town match. We know they are a bunch of chickens but hopefully they are brave enough to accept.

Malice: Whoa. Things just got real in this feud. It is possible one tag team will be leaving CLAW.


Solitude vs Rundar

This was a brutal one-sided affair. Rundar could not get any offense in, but he showed his toughness as he kicked out numerous times after a Gladiator Powerbomb. But eventually there was one too many Gladiator Powerbomb and Solitude picked up the W.

Winner: Solitude via pinfall


A promo video from Ryza. She is lit in a green light.

Ryza: It is time for me to introduce my first Rainbow Warrior. As you can tell, they are the green warrior. The green warrior will be showing up on both CLAW and PAW programming. I give you the green warrior...Cool.

With that Cool walks into the scene and stands next to Ryza.

Cool: How about that? First Rainbow Warrior. The man who can go either way into CLAW or PAW. The man who can beat anyone at any time on any show. That is cool.


Commander Sam vs Avenging Force

Early on it looked like Sam would just role to an easy win. He hit a running body slam, but Avenging Force kicked out. Sam then followed up with his Commando Slam finisher but somehow Force found the will to kick out. Then Avenging Force fought back and took the fight to the floor. Commander Sam was all over him and grabbed a chair. He came close to using it on Force but stopped at the referee's warning. The action returned to the ring for a bit but then soon was back on the floor. Avenging Force walked over and grabbed Sam's flag. That angered Sam and he grabbed it. The two men had a tug of war over it with Sam eventually pulling it away. Then, either due to ricochet momentum or on purpose, Sam's arms moved forward and the flag pole cracked Force on his head. The referee decided it was on purpose and he called for the bell.

Winner: Avenging Force by disqualification


Malice: It is just about time for our main event. First, I am going to let you all know who will be in our next shows Clash of the Giants tournament match. It will be that brother of brothers, Big Superstar brother facing off with Aethran Outlaw.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: I hear ya pal. Who DO we root for? Aethran Outlaw IS an Aethran but he is ALSO an Outlaw. But Big Superstar is...well...Big Superstar.

Overkill: Brother.

Malice: (laughs) Amen. By the way, since we know the next match that means the last first round match will pit Xeonolith against Mayday. It is hard to imagine but it seems Mayday will be a major underdog going into that match. Well, let's go to the ring for our main event. This will be a slobber knocker on the level of Godzilla vs King Kong.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: Garfield vs Mondays? Damn you are a nutcase buddy, but I love ya.


Galactic Giant vs Agony w/Oracle in a Clash of the Giants tournament match

It is unlikely that Galactic Giant has faced anyone that can look him directly in the eye or was as big as him but that is what he faced in this match. At the start the men battled and worked hard to try and gain an advantage over the other. It was a stalemate for a minute or two. Then Galactic Giant broke thru thanks to Strangulation. Oracle was chewing out the referee for letting Galactic Giant get away with it. Then it looked like the match might be over when Galactic Giant slapped Agony in his Irresistible Force finisher. Giant squeezed and tried to get the submission, but Agony showed he is no pushover, and he fought his way out of the hold.

The next several minutes so momentum swing back-and-forth. Each man got tossed out of the ring where they would fight. Both were tossed into a corner a time or two. Agony got on a roll and went for Eternal Suffering but Giant rolled out of the way and Agony only hit an elbow drop. He still went for the cover but Giant kicked out. One has to wonder if Agony could have hit his finisher how things would have turned out. A bit later Giant tossed Agony out to the floor. He then leaned against the ropes on the opposite side as he worked to catch his breath. Once Agony finally reentered the ring Giant went and leveled him with a big boot. That led to the pinning win. It was a tough match but in the end Galactic Giant got the job done and is moving on. Meanwhile, Agony has nothing to feel bad about. He went up against a living legend, going toe to toe, and came close to pulling off the upset. He gave Giant all he could want and more.

Winner: Galactic Giant via pinfall to move on


The show ends with a shot of Chaos Supreme watching the main event on a monitor in back. He rubs his chin and has a grin on his face.

[Swarm]

Ahh! I’ve been craving my Malice & Overkill comedy fix. 😂

Thoroughly enjoying the Clash of the Giants Tournament. Galactic Giant has got to be the favorite.

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Aug 19, 2024 20:36:15 GMT -5 Swarm said:

Ahh! I’ve been craving my Malice & Overkill comedy fix. 😂

Thoroughly enjoying the Clash of the Giants Tournament. Galactic Giant has got to be the favorite.

I am glad you are enjoying it. It means I made the right choice in hiring them to spice things up on CLAW shows.

I would think so, but Agony gave him more then he would have liked. My idea was Galactic Giant making the final, probably winning and then being a special attraction. Then Agony went and almost beat him. If he had I would have been shocked and scrambling to figure where to go with Giant from there. I am happy he pulled it out. Thanks for tuning in.

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PAW - Mizar Solarsphere


Announcer A: Welcome and hello to PAW. I want to start off by letting you all know Stallion, Splash and Passenger 19 have been cleared to return to wrestling. They are not scheduled tonight but we should see them again soon.

Announcer B: That is good news. Here is who we WILL see tonight. Embargo makes her debut against Chameleon. The Roughnecks continue trying to get better when they face The Partisans who themselves are trying to get better. The main difference is the Roughnecks want to beat Sewerside Squad to get "Big Tex" Tony a bit of payback. If they win the titles that is just the bonus. While the titles are the main and only goal of The Partisans. As far as our main event, well it came about after an altercation that happened earlier today. Let's look at a video of that event.

A video plays and it shows Captain Crossbones confronting Pardon and Hitora about their kidnapping of Demus. It looks like Pardon and Hitora are about to attack him when a man comes flying in, literally, as he swung on a rope and took out Hitora. The man was wearing the clothing of a pirate. The sudden attack caused Pardon to freeze. Captain Crossbones took advantage of that and jumped him. As security came over to break up the skirmish Captain Crossbones and the mysterious man got up and walked off laughing as Hitora and Pardon laid on the ground, trying to recover from the Pearl Harbor attack.

Announcer A: The pirate that helped Captain Crossbones has been identified as Pirata Morgan. He is the newest member of The Krew. He will make his debut in the main event against Hitora. That should be a pier six brawl. To hear more about the main event let's go to our new backstage interviewer, Trisis, and her segment, Trisis Time.

Standing in the interview area is a young woman holding a mic.

Trisis: Thank you, A. As you said the main event will be between Hitora and new arrival Pirata Morgan. Based on their encounter earlier in the day that match should be wild.

Suddenly Hitora comes into the shot.

Hitora: You are damn right it will be wild. I am going to beat that Pirates of the Carribean reject from pillar to post. He stuck his nose where he shouldn't. I will teach him not to mess with me.

He storms off as Trisis throws things back to Announcers A and B.


As Johnny Rocket leads Embargo out for her match the camera goes into the Rocket Club's locker room to show Sonny Rocket in there sitting on a chair in front of a locker. Inside the locker hangs the Black Hole Championship title belt. Sonny is just staring at it. Back to ring side before Embargo enters the ring, she gives the wolfpack too sweet hand sign and Johnny does the same and they tap them.


Embargo w/Johnny Rocket vs Chameleon

The ref calls for the bell to start the match and Chameleon seems mesmerized by Embargo's multicolored hair. She runs her hand thru it a bit then gives Embargo an ear twist. It was all a ploy. She follows up with a straight punch to the head. She cannot keep the advantage and soon Embargo is rocking her world. Embargo hits her finisher, Double Entendre. It looks like the match is over, but Chameleon kicks out. Embargo does not look pleased. She helps Chameleon to her feet just so she can hit the double arm DDT again. But once again Chameleon kicks out. It seems like she is a new woman in her last couple matches. In fact, she fights back in the match and gets in some offense. Chameleon with her own finisher, Aniwoman Ax Handle. She covers but Embargo kicks out with authority at just one. It is not long, and Embargo is back on the attack. She uses a Maxus Moonsault and Rocketclub Revenge, but Chameleon is holding on. That is until Embargo flips her the double bird and takes her out with a Censorship Cutter.

Winner: Embargo by pinfall


Announcer A: An impressive debut for Embargo but let us not overlook the performance from Chameleon. Not so long ago she was the Black Hole Champion and on the brink of being fired. In her last two matches she beat Sonny Rocket to get rid of the title and tonight she almost beat Embargo.


A promo video from Killing Machine where he is walking down the street in what appears to be an upscale neighborhood.

Killing Machine: I hear the fans are upset that in my last match, a weapons match, that there was only one "weapon" used. They wanted more weapons. Well to them I say, screw you. I wouldn't earn more money if I used more weapons. The match winner was not determined by how many weapons I used. I won the match and that is all that matters. Simple as that. You want more action with weapons grab some weapons and beat the hell out of each other. I could not care less if the fans are happy or not. (He stops in front of a house where the homeowner is washing his car in the driveway. He looks down and sees the water runoff has come down to where he is standing getting his boots wet. He then looks at the man) Hey dumb ass. Look what you did. You got my boots wet. I should be able to walk down the street without worrying about something like this. (When the man tells him to mind his business Killing Machine turns toward the camera) You want to see me use weapons? Watch this.

He grabs the post of the mailbox and pulls it out of the ground. He flings the mailbox and post over his shoulder. He then marches toward the man who suddenly looks scared. The camera cuts off before it captures the assault.


Roughnecks w/"Big Tex" Tony vs The Partisans w/Zealos

Astro Crook and Partide started the match, and it did not take long for Astro Crook to put Partide in a defensive situation. A Bandit Back Stabber led to a cover and two count. Then Astro tagged out to his bigger partner. Not long after entering the ring Buckshot Bart used one of his finishers, Bart's Crunch. He made a cover, but Partide kicked out. Buckshot was destroying Partide and did damage via his bandana that he used to chock Partide. Finally, a desperate Partide tagged out. Votarist could not do anything, and Buckshot used Bart's Crunch and pinned him.

Winner: Roughnecks via pinfall


Zealos is a bit upset. He talks to his team and tells Votarist that Partide survived a beating while Votarist lost quickly. Votarist is arguing with him and blames Zealos for not helping out. Then Votarist storms off. Zealos tells Partide to keep his head up before the two of them make their way into the back.


Inside the Citadel of the Elite locker room Splash is talking to Janus.

Splash: I'm back and I'm ready to have some gold around my waist, Janus. I am the best wrestler in PAW, and I deserve to be a champion. Hell, if I cannot get a shot at one of the singles titles how about when Workrate returns we go after the tag gold?

Janus: (An amused look on his face) You sure have changed. From wanting to kick Workrate out of the Citadel to wanting to tag with him. We will keep that as Option B. For now, since he is still on the IL, I will talk to Jack of Diamonds about getting you a singles title shot.


Pirata Morgan w/The Krew vs Hitora w/Pardon

First Pirata Morgan came out with Captain Crossbones and Witch. As they walked down the entrance ramp Hitora and Pardon ran out. Pardon bumped Witch off the entrance ramp and attacked Captain Crossbones while Hitora went straight for his opponent. Hitora was all over Morgan and threw him into the ring stairs. The referee came out to the floor and ordered Hitora to take the action into the ring or he would call off the match. Hitora was not happy as he growled at the ref, but he lifted Morgan and rolled him inside of the ring. The referee got in the ring and when Hitora did the ref called for the bell. Right away Hitora nailed Morgan with Blood Rain. It looked like we would set a record for the shortest PAW match but somehow Morgan kicked out. Some offense from Hitora and then he went to climb to the top of a turnbuckle. As he did Witch got on the apron on the opposite of the ring. She used her charms on the ref. That brought Pardon over and he argued with both of them. As this happened Captain Crossbones came over and shoved Hitora off the top rope. Morgan caught him and performed a power bomb. He went for the cover, but Hitora kicked out.

Morgan went on a long stretch of offense where he dominated Hitora. He hit a Senton finisher, but Hitora kicked out. A bit later it was a Moonsault Body Block finisher and another kick out. Morgan flew off the top rope. Once he hit a clothesline. Another time it was a flying elbow. He used the figure four to try and get a submission. Hitora was able to make it to the ropes one time. The other time Pardon tried to distract the referee without success, but Hitora reversed the figure four and Morgan broke the hold. Morgan hit a second Moonsault Body Block but again could not get the pin. A minute later when he hit a third one, he got the same result. He was starting to get frustrated. He looked toward Captain for help on any idea of how to beat Hitora. It looked like Captain might get involved but Pardon ran around the ring and the two of them started to brawl. That short distraction allowed Hitora to recover some, and he countered Morgan. An outburst of offense from Hitora and then after a tombstone piledriver Hitora hooked Morgan's legs and pinned him.

Winner: Hitora by pinfall


Announcer B: Wow. What a match and what a comeback victory for Hitora. I thought for sure he was finished the way Morgan was dominating him.

Announcer A: The match might be over, but the action is still going on outside of the ring as Captain Crossbones and Pardon are fighting wildly. Security are trying to break it up. We have run out of time so we will see you next time.

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Card #243 - Mizar Solarsphere


Malice: Greetings everyone in TV land. This is CLAW and we have a great night lined up for you. So, don't go anywhere. You do not want to miss the action. Orrus the Unstoppable has been on a roll recently and he has earned a title shot for the Primus Carnage Title against current title holder Ultimatum. Newly announced Rainbow Warrior member Cool, he is the green Power Ranger I guess, takes on Speedster. Nikolai will be in action. We have a Loser Leaves Town match as Collateral Damage accepted the challenge throw out by New Horizons. One of those teams will go bye-bye. And in our main event, it will be Big Superstar facing Aethran Outlaw in a CotG match. That is Challenge of the Giants. Anything you would like to add my friend?

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: Oh yes. You are right. That main event will be a war...brother.


Ultimatum vs Orrus the Unstoppable in a CLAW Primus Carnage Title match

Orrus the Unstoppable had the champ on the ropes in the first couple minutes. Then Ultimatum started fighting back. After a running power bomb, he attempted a cover. After that he used Face Remover to do more damage. He went for the win with Stay And Perish. He was brutalizing Orrus who ended the assault by tackling Ultimatum. The champ kept on the attack but was getting frustrated. He went to the floor, reached under the apron and pulled out a chair. He smacked Orrus with a couple times before the referee ordered him to hand it over. An Eliminator piledriver led to a cover and two count. Ultimatum was annoyed and tossed Orrus thru the ropes and took the action to the floor. After beating on Orrus for a minute or so he dragged Orrus to the ring stairs. Then Ultimatum hit a tombstone piledrive on top of the stairs. That busted Orrus open, and Ultimatum made the cover to retain his title.

Winner: Ultimatum via pinfall to retain


A promo for the next PPV, Clash of the Immortals. Here are the matches signed so far.

- Endgame vs Xeonolith in a CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match
- Stars-n-Stripes vs Horsemen in a CLAW Tag Team Championship match
- P12 vs Blazing Holocaust in a CLAW United Stars Heavyweight Championship match


Cool w/Ryza vs Speedster w/Oracle

An entertaining match that saw Cool and Speedster battle for control over first minute or two. Then the muliple time former Light Speed champion had Cool on the defensive. He used his high-octane offense to keep Cool on his heels and slowly wear him down. It was Eye Of The Hurricane that led to Speedster beating Cool.

Winner: Speedster by pinfall


Both men shake hands after the match in a sign of respect.


A video look at the history between the tag teams of New Horizons and Collateral Damage all leading up to their Loser Leaves Town match.


New Horizons vs Collateral Damage in a Loser Leaves Town match

This was a match neither team wanted to lose. That was proven by how hard they fought. Making frequent tags and double teaming when they could. New Horizons had Gorack in trouble a few minutes in. They used a spike to hit him but the referee only gave a warning due to the high stakes. Then Collateral Damage fought back and had New Horizons on the defensive. That including make a hot tag. In the end Xansor pinned Barys after Massive Ordinance.

Winner: Collateral Damage via pinfall


New Horizons time in CLAW has come to an end. The fans serinaded them out of the ring area with the na, na song. Both men walked off with their heads bowed. They tried to console each other.


Malice: There go New Horizons for the last time. They wanted this match. They got this match. They just did not get the result they wanted.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: Ha, you are correct my friend. They will be looking for a new horizon now that they are out of CLAW.


Nikolai comes out for the next match with Calamity already in the ring. Before entering the ring Nikolai grabs a mic.

Nikolai: Man, CLAW sure like sticking it to me lately. First they suspend me for a bit due to my "unprofessional actions" and then when I come back they schedule me in a match against this nobody. What a joke. I am sure if he was still around it would have been against Murtak the Merciless but this is the next closest thing. I guess he is at least slightly better than his tag partner that hick Urchin. Well, let's get this over with. It is two minutes of my life I will not get back.

He tosses the mic to Malice and then enters the ring.


Nikolai vs Calamity w/Oracle

Early on it looked like Nikolai had a point. By the end of the match, he might have been regretting his words. Nikolai brutalized Calamity over the opening minutes and even used Cattle Prod Zap without getting caught a pair of times. He just could not pin Calamity. When he flung Calamity into the corner he ran in shoulder first but Calamity moved and Nikolai crashed and burned in the corner. Calamity went for the cover but Nikolai kicked out.
Then it was Calamity's turn to unleash pain on his opponent. Contract Job a pair of times and his Misfortune's Misery finisher. He just could not put Nikolai away. For several minutes both men worked the other over. Nikolai was the first to draw blood when he used Curb Stomp on Calamity. Later Calamity was able to draw blood thanks to turnbuckle head smashes that included the top turnbuckle that has seen the cover removed. As both men had their faces turn into a crimson mask they kept fighting with fury. Even another Cattle Prod Zap from Nikolai and a Misfortune's Misery from Calamity could end the match. It finally ended when the time keeper rang for the bell. Time had ran out. The referee's decision was the match was a draw.

Winner: none, time limit draw


Fans chanted for five more minutes but the referee, concerned about the health of both men, decided that was not a good idea and was not going to happen.


It is main event time. Aethran Outlaw came out to no fanfare, just his entrance music. A contrast to Big Superstar who came out to the stage and posed. Then he danced his way down to the ring side, enteraction with fans as he went. When he got to the ring he pointed at Outlaw and looked to the crowd for encouragement. As they cheered, he entered the ring, posed a bit more before tearing off his t-shirt. Then it was finally time for the match to start.


Big Superstar vs Aethran Outlaw in a Clash of the Giants tournament match

The bell rang to start the match, but Big Superstar was still posing. So, Aethran Outlaw just shrugged his shoulders and jumped him. The Aethran legend had the man with the 26 inch pythons in trouble. After Ultimate Death Slam the Outlaw went for the cover. When that did not work he placed Big Superstar up on the corner and hit Reign Of The Outlaw. After returning Big Superstar into the ring he was about to go for the cover when Big Superstar sat up. His cheeks puffed out and he wiggled his finger back and forth. He attacked Aethran Outlaw and dropped an Atomic Leg Drop. He only got a two count as Outlaw kicked out.

Big Superstar kept rolling. He used a Thunderous Body Slam, smash into ring post and big boot to face but it was not enough. Soon, Aethran Outlaw was back in control. He used Dominance three times. That third time he used his finisher ended up being enough and he made the pin. This was a big upset. A huge one in the eyes of some.

Winner: Aethran Outlaw via pinfall


Before the show ends Galactic Giant walked out to the stage, looked toward the ring and had a hearty laugh. It was undoubtably at Big Superstar's expense.

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PAW - Hyperion Craterdome


Announcer A: It is time for some of the best wrestling you will see on TV and the best by the future of wrestling. Some of these wrestlers will be main eventing CLAW matches and even PPVs one day.

Announcer B: So, true. We won't get to call those matches of course.

Announcer A: You have got to let it go, B. We are here and Malice and Overtime are on CLAW and do the PPVs.

Announcer B: (grunts)

Announcer A: Funny. We will see Killing Machine in Action against Forge. Andromeda Xtreme will take on The Partisans as both teams try to get closer to a tag team title match. Then in our main event, we are joined by Mensor from CLAW who will defend the Social Media Championship against Splash. With a look at this match is Trisis with Trisis Time.


Trisis talks about how this match came about and shows a video package. It shows Mentor arriving in CLAW and eventually beating Crust for the Social Media Championship. Then how Splash returned from his injury time and told Janus he wanted a title shot. Then earlier today Janus told Splash he had a title match tonight.


Killing Machine vs Forge

Before the match began Killing Machine grabbed a microphone and asked the fans if they wanted to see a wild match. To see some hardcore action. The fans cheered their approval as that was what they wanted for sure. The match started and Killing Machine put Forge in a headlock. He then pulled him over and took Forge to the mat. Killing Machine held the side headlock on and grinded on Forge all while grinning at the fans.

Finally Killing Machine decided to take the action off the mat. He applied a bear hug on Forge and squeezed, holding him there for a minute or more. Then he released the hold and hit a Gladiator Piledriver. Machine went for the cover, but Forge kicked out. Killing Machine with some more offense when Forge countered and went on the attack. He was rocking Killing Machine, and the fans were loving it. Forge attempted a pair of covers, but Killing Machine kicked out each time. However, he barely did it in time. Forge knew he was close to getting the pin, so he hit his finisher. He did not perform it to the best of his ability, but it was still enough as the Gleaming Hammer earned Forge the victory.

Winner: Forge by pinfall


The Rocket Club are in their locker room have a bit of a celebration. They are welcoming back Stallion and Passenger 19 who have been cleared to wrestle again. Stallion seems to like the new name and t-shirts. Passenger 19 is looks less impressed. She keeps tossing mean glances at Embargo.


Andromeda Xtreme w/Howler vs The Partisans w/Zealos

Armour and Partide began the match and Partide is the first to grab an advantage. After a bit of offense he tagged Votarist and they hit Face Your Future. It must have caught Armour off guard as he barely had time to roll his shoulder and get it up off the mat. Votarist took the fight to the floor and he almost went too far but he avoided getting disqualified. Back in the ring it was a knee drop and a tag. The Partisans performed Face Your Future once again.

Howler knew his man was in trouble and he went bananas on the floor. He was hoping back and forth from the announcer's table and the Spanish announcer's table. All while hooting and making a lot of noise. He stopped jumping from table to table and danced on the Spanish announcer's table. Partide was mesmerized by Howler's antics. That allowed Armour to recover and hit a chop block on Partide. He followed up with Disarmour but only got a two count. He then tagged Alkalil in. The crazy high flyer of the team went for the kill with Air Aardvark. After Partide kicked out Alkalil went for his finisher again. Still no luck. He then went to the top rope once again and flew off with a flying elbow. Then he went for a high risk move a fourth time. He flew off with a leg drop. He tagged Armour who hit a Hoover Hog Hot Shot and made a cover. Votarist ran in and broke the cover. Armour did not let that deter him. He went for his finisher and the Disarmour finished Partide off.

Winner: Andromeda Xtreme via pinfall


In a back hallway there is a table set up with coffee and donuts for the wrestlers and ring crew. Pardon pours himself a cup of coffee and as he turns around to leave he bumps into Glory who was reaching for a donut. He apologizes and motions for her to help herself. She grabs one and smiles at him. Pardon smiles before walking off. Glory watches him leave.


Mentor w/Mentress vs Splash w/Janus in a Social Media Championship match

Mentor hit a Tiger Suplex early on and Splash never recovered in this short match. Mentor put Splash down with a Kronos Skullcrusher and made the pin. Janus was stunned as he expected Splash to kick out.

Winner: Mentor by pinfall to retain


A dejected Splash lays on the mat looking up at the lights trying to figure out how he lost so quickly and let a title belt slip away from him.

[on_the_edge]

Card #244 - Hyperion Craterdome


Malice: This is CLAW and we are coming to you from the Hyperion Craterdome. We have some top-notch matches tonight. We will see a couple return matches as Agony will face Honos and our headbanging friends Torment and Turmoil will do battle with Better Than Human.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: Yes, I do think the Gladiators will be looking for payback from how the last match ended. I saw them earlier today and they look more intense and fired up then I have seen them in a long time. In our other matches we will see members of The Alliance face off as Solitude takes on Paralyze. It is quite unusual for the match makers to put guys in the same faction against each other. Ensor will wrestle Chavo Pequeno then in our main event Mayday will go up against the new Monolith going by the name Xeonolith in the last of our opening matches in the Challenge of the Giants. After tonight we will be down to four men still in the tournament.


Agony w/Oracle vs Honos

Honos showed no fear as he walked right up to Agony to start the match. The giant shoved Honos who took a couple steps back. He stopped and then he went backwards on his own, bounced off the ropes and nailed Agony with a spear. The first couple minutes saw Honos try and get something going only for Agony to fight back. Agony just could not get any offense going of his own. Once Agony did Honos was in trouble. Honos could not handle the size disadvantage. Agony used Eternal Suffering to end the action.

Winner: Agony via pinfall


A promo for the next PPV, Clash of the Immortals. Here are the matches signed so far.

- Endgame vs Xeonolith in a CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match
- Stars-n-Stripes vs Horsemen in a CLAW Tag Team Championship match
- P12 vs Blazing Holocaust in a CLAW United Stars Heavyweight Championship match


Solitude vs Paralyze

The two friends shook hands before the match started. The action was slow to start as neither man's heart was into this match. But once the action started to heat up, they forgot they were wrestling a friend and just focused on the fact they wanted to win. Both men brutalized the other, but it was Paralyze who did more damage. Finally, after several minutes Paralyze used his Paralyzer finisher to pick up the W.

Winner: Paralyze by pinfall


Both men took a moment to catch their breath and then they shook hands again and left the ring together.


Malice: The Dark Menace has really put his men in a great position in a short amount of time. All four of his men will be involved in title matches at the Clash Of The Immortals PPV. Later tonight his top man, Xenolith will be in the final opening round match of the Clash of the Giants against Mayday tonight. He could easily win that and then win the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship at the PPV.


Ensor vs Chavo Pequeno

The bell rang and Ensor went to lock up with Chavo, but Chavo held up his hands. He motioned he needed time to stretch out before the match. As he puts his foot on the top rope and stretches Ensor waits. Chavo stretches out his stretching causing Ensor to start getting bored. That is when Chavo jumped Ensor. He had the advantage but could not hold it for long. Ensor took the fight to Chavo and after a Sandstorm Strike he rolled Chavo up for the pin.

Winner: Ensor via pinfall


A report that both Nikolai and Calamity are recovering from the brutal match they recently had. Both men have said they look forward to having a rematch sometime soon.


Torment & Turmoil vs Better Than Human

Torment and Dransak started the action, and it was the Aethran who took control. After a bit he tagged Turmoil in. Turmoil his an early Triple Suicide but Dransak kicked out. Then Turmoil tried his luck by hitting a Table Breaker. Both men were in pain but the referee gave some leway. Things went south once the action ended up on the floor. The two men were throwing haymakers and then Dransak grabbed a chair and blasted Turmoil with it. Turmoil had barely hit the ground when the bell rang to end the match.

Winner: Torment & Turmoil by disqualification


Torment ran over and Dransak held the chair up to cause Torment to hold up. That is when Tharkas flew off the apron and wiped Torment out. Tharkas moved off him and Dransak hit Torment with the chair. Better Than Human march off into the back with the Aethrans once again laid out. This rivalry is starting to heat up. What comes next for both teams?


A video package where Endgame, P12 and Stars-n-Stripes talk about how they are ready to defend their titles against members of Horsemen of the Apocolypse. All four men are mad they got jumped and they look forward to facing their challengers face to face in the ring and going on to defeat them.


Xenolith w/Dark Menace vs Mayday w/Magnus Colby in a Clash of the Giants tournament match

Mayday got in a couple moves before he found himself on the defensive. Xenolith had difficulty getting anything going the former Cosmic Champion, Mayday. Then Xenolith started to use Search And Destroy. It led to a Decapitator. It surprised Mayday but he was still able to kick out. Xenolith followed up with an Andromeda Drop but Mayday kicked out again. A Gladiator Piledriver did not seem to faze Agony. Xenolith again used Search And Destroy which led to him throwing Mayday out of the ring. This is when Xenolith made his one mistake of the match. A HUGE mistake. He went out after Mayday. Magnus Colby came over and tried to hold him back. Xenolith just flung him off like a rag doll. As the referee checked on Magnus, Mayday grabbed the time keepers bell and smashed it into Xenolith's face. Mayday rolled the man beast back into the ring and went for the killshot when he hit Crack Of Doom. That was enough to get the job done.

Winner: Mayday via pinfall


Malice: Holy crocodiles. What an upset. Xenolith was one of the favors to win it all and he gets knocked out in the first round.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: You said it. I would not want to be Xenolith's next opponent as he will be in a very foul mood. It could be his next opponent will be Endgame in their title match at Clash Of The Immortals. I think Dark Menace will want to get him back on the winning trail before than with a match or two but time will tell. Speaking of time, we are out of if for now so we will see you when we see you.

[on_the_edge]

PAW - Phoebe Civic Arena


Announcer A: We are live from the Phoebe Civic Arena, and we have a fun night lined up for you all.

Announcer B: Secterian the Barbarian will be in action against Forge and in our main event former tag team champs, Andromeda Xtreme, will take on Roughriders in a #1 contender's match. But before those matches, we have our opening match between Witch and Embargo. They are in the ring so let's go down there to kick the night off.


Witch vs Embargo

Before the match started Embargo was stretching a leg on the ropes. Witch grabbed her and hit a reverse DDT. It gave her an early advantage that she pressed. Witch hit Divine Wind but Embargo was not going to be beat that easy. Shortly after kicking out Embargo tried to get her offense going but she could not string much together before Witch was on the attack. A second Divine Wind but again Embargo kicked out before the ref reached three. Speaking of three, it was a third and final Divine Wind a minute later that finally earned Witch the W.

Winner: Witch via pinfall


A returning Cephalopodis is being led by King Tux as they walk in back. The come to GM Jack of Diamonds office. King Tux knocks then opens the door and walks up to Jack's desk where Jack is seated and talking on his phone.
King Tux: With all due respect Mr. GM Jack sir, my man here deserves one more title shot at the Xtreme Championship.

A voice is heard saying, "hey, wait your turn". King Tux turns his head to the side where the voice came from and the camera pans over as well. Sitting in a chair is Cycle Hog.

Cycle Hog: I have been patiently waiting for Jack to get off the phone so I could talk to him about a title shot for my man Sectarian the Barbarian.

King Tux: Well, it looks like it will be YOU who will have to wait your turn. My man Ceph is a former champion and deserves that shot first.

Both men start arguing forcing Jack to end his call. He then proceeds to try and restore order in his office with no success.


As Embargo returns to the Rocket Club locker room, she is met by Passenger 19.

Passenger 19: Not so easy beating Witch is it.

Embargo: Never said it was or would be.

Passenger 19: Well, you sure came in here all high and mighty, going around changing things.

Embargo: I changed the group name for you as much as for me. I am not sure what Johnny told you, where is he by the way, but I am not trying to take over or anything. Just bring a fresh look at things. In fact I want to talk to you about something if you are willing to hear me out.

Passenger 19: Johnny is still trying to get his son our of the funk he is in. Sonny just has not been the same since becoming the Black Hole champ. I think he has started hitting the bottle even. As far as what you have to say...well I am willing to listen. For now.

Embargo: Fair enough.

With that they walk off out of the range of the microphone so what Embargo is saying is not heard.


Sectarian the Barbarian w/Cycle Hog vs Forge

Sectarian began the match with a series of Gorilla Press Slams that set the pace of the match. He was never in trouble but Forge did not make things easy for him. Sectarian used Bone Snapper a couple times and a pin attempt after a Jungle Dive to soften Forge up. Then, after several minutes had passed Sectarian the Barbarian almost took Forge's head off with a perfectly timed and performed Simian Stunners. He made the cover and it was unlikely Forge could have kicked out if the ref had counted to ten.

Winner: Sectarian the Barbarian via pinfall


Poor Jack of Diamonds is sitting behind his desk rubbing his temples when Killing Machine walks in.

Jack of Diamonds: What do you want?

Killing Machine: To help you out Jack. It seems you have a problem regarding contenders for the Xtreme Championship. Well, I have the solution. You put the current champion Screwjob in one corner, former champ Cephalopodis in another corner, Sectarian the Barbarian in the third corner and finally Swerve in the last corner. Two men start the match, a wrestler can tag out anytime to anyone. The last wrestler in the ring who has not been pinned or submitted will be declared the winner and leave the ring with the title belt.

Jack starts to speak but Killing Machine cuts him off.

Killing Machine: I know what you are about to say. It could be chaos. That is why you need a special referee. Me.

Again, Jack opens his mouth but before he can get a word out Killing Machine speaks.

Killing Machine: I know what you are thinking. How can I be impartial with my enemy Swerve in the match. It is simple. I just want to see the other three kick his butt. But, to put you at ease there will be a PAW referee sitting ringside on stand by. If for any reason I cannot continue my duties as special referee, like say I attack Swerve, he will take over for the remainder of the match. I had a contract all typed up coving all of this.

He hands a contract to a speechless Jack. After reading it over Jack smiles.

Jack of Diamonds: I must say, this DOES solve my problem. Thank you.

Killing Machine: No problem. It was my pleasure.

A huge smile crosses Killing Machine's face that Jack does not see as he has started to make a call.


Andromeda Xtreme vs Roughnecks in a #1 Contenders match

The Andromeda Xtreme team jumped Roughnecks at the start of the match to get the advantage, but it backfired on them. Roughnecks won the exchange and Astro Crook started in control of Armour. He used a bite to nose to stun Armour. Then it was a Tombstone Piledrive followed with a tag to Buckshot Bart. They performed Meteor Storm. On the floor Howler was trying to get Alkalil to his feet to make a save but it was no use. The Roughnecks had a shockingly fast win and earned another title shot against the Sewerside Squad.

Winner: Roughnecks by pinfall


Announcer A: Wow, the way the Roughnecks won that match so quick is quite surprising. It looks like they are on their A game and if they are like that when they face the Sewerside Squad, we might have new champions.


Before the show ends the shot goes into back where Pardon is talking with Glory who reads his lips. He must have said something funny as she laughs. Then she places a hand on his shoulder and he gives her a big grin.

[on_the_edge]

Card #245 - Phoebe Civic Arena


Malice: Welcome to CLAW. You are about to witness the best wrestlers in the business put it all on the line to entertain you good folks and to show who the better man is.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: What? Yes, I have been spending a lot of time with the production staff recently. If you must know, we have something in the works for me. Got something cooking that should be fun and entertaining for the viewers. But that is all I can say about that for now. What I can say is we have a great set of matches so let's go to the ring for our first one.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: No, you are not going to be replaced. Where could we find someone with the brilliant insight and analysis like you? No where. That is where. Trust me, what I am working on will not affect us at all, buddy. We are like Batman and Robin. Abbot and Costello. Brute and Massacre. Mac and cheese.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: Peanut butter and sardines? Man, you have a weird diet.


Turmoil vs Dransak in a Street Fight

Dransak rocked Turmoil from the opening bell. He hit a Detonator and followed up with The Long View, but Turmoil kicked out. He then threw the Aethran out to the floor. Dransak body slammed him then reached under the ring. He pulled out a hand mirror and smashed it on the back of Turmoil's head. The two fought their way into the concourse area. Turmoil fought back, lifted Dransak high and suplexed him into a souvenir stand. Fans were scrambling to get out of the way. One lady lost her spiked high heel shoe. Turmoil grabbed it and slammed the heel into Dransak's forehead.

The men started fighting back toward the ring and an obvious bump was growing on Dransak's forehead. Turmoil tosses Dransak into the ring. He got in himself and threw Dransak over the top rope on the opposite of the ring. Turmoil went after him and when he bent down to grab his opponent Dransak grabbed a chair and smashed it on Turmoil's head. Dransak got to his feet and looked for something under the ring to use as a weapon. He pulled out a kid's toy plastic chair wrapped in Xmas tinsel. He looked at it with confusion but went and hit Turmoil with it. Dransak was kicking Turmoil when Turmoil jumped up and tackled him around the waist. Turmoil was on top raining blows on Dransak. He then took the match back into the ring. Turmoil hit a Total Turmoil which was legal in a street fight. Then it was a Triple Suicide. He almost got the count, but Dransak kicked out at the last moment. A second Triple Suicide but this time Dransak grabbed the rope right before the ref made the three count. Turmoil was fired up and hit Intimidation. That was enough for him to make the pin.

Winner: Turmoil via pinfall


Malice: Turmoil got payback for the recent "wins" he and Torment got via DQ when Dransak took cheap shots on him. Will this be the end of this? Time will tell.


A promo for the next PPV, Clash of the Immortals. Here are the matches signed so far.

- Endgame vs Xeonolith in a CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match
- Stars-n-Stripes vs Horsemen in a CLAW Tag Team Championship match
- P12 vs Blazing Holocaust in a CLAW United Stars Heavyweight Championship match


Cosmic Forces vs FTS

This was Cosmic Forces first match back after being laid out by the Horsemen tag team. They looked to have an edge about them as they were not playing around. First they beat on Thriller and hit a spike piledriver. After surviving a pin attempt Thriller fought back and used his finisher, Death Defier, on Mad A but only got a two count. He then tagged Bobby Lee in. He started good but soon Mad A was in control. He tagged Adam and they performed The Collider on him. A bit of offense but then Bobby Lee countered. Bobby Lee started to unleash on Adam when Adam made a jump for his team's corner and tagged out. Mad A lit up Bobby Lee and tagged Adam. They performed Full Charge but Bobby Lee kicked out. Adam hit Rocket's Red Glare and then it seemed like Adam reached into his trucks and was holding something in his hand when he hit a fist drop. He made the lateral press and the referee made the count.

Winner: Cosmic Forces by pinfall


Malice: Cosmic Forces have returned and they have a more gritty attitude. I like it.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: No, I doubt Fight To Survive will feel the same as me.


Speedster w/Oracle vs Orrus the Unstoppable

Speedster is known for, well, his speed. But it was not his speed that resulted in the quick match time. It was the power of Orrus. He quickly overpowered Speedster then hit an Unstoppable Slam. He almost got the pin but Speedster got his shoulder up in time. So, he just lifted Speedster and hit a second Unstoppable Slam. That did the job.

Winner: Orrus the Unstoppable via pinfall


A montage video of Dark Menace putting Xenolith thru a rigid training process ending in him have a three on one match as he tosses his opponents around the ring.


Man of Power vs Commander Sam

A slugfest between two men who prefer to brawl more than have a scientific masterpiece. After a couple minutes of both men struggling to get control, it was Man of Power who did it. He used Man Power a second time to pick up the win.

Winner: Man of Power by pinfall


With his match over, Man of Power grabs a chair and sets it up ring side. He takes a seat as it seems he wants a good view of his brother's match.


Chaos Supreme vs Aethran Outlaw in a Clash of the Giants tournament match

Early on the Aethran Outlaw was in complete control. After one unsuccessful pin attempt he set Chaos Supreme up for Reign Of The Outlaw. He went to roll Chaos into the ring because he wanted to make the pin. It took awhile and thus Chaos was able to kick out before being pinned. Aethran kept the pressure on, using Outlaw Overhead Toss a pair of times to do more damage. About a minute or so after that Chaos got on top and started to wear Outlaw down. For some reason he did not attempt to put Outlaw in the Bow Of Defeat and it would come back to haunt him. Outlaw started to fight back. He used another Outlaw Overhead Toss and then Dominance to finally pull off the upset.

Winner: Aethran Outlaw via pinfall


Malice: And the upsets in the Clash of the Giants tournament continue. Perhaps having his brother ring side was a distraction for Chaos. Either way, good for Outlaw. I really thought we were getting a Chaos Supreme vs Galactic Giant finals but that is not the case. It will be Aethran Outlaw facing the Giant, assuming he can get past Mayday, to crown the Gaint of CLAW.

Overkill: (grunts)

Malice: Yes, my friend, you are the uncrowned Giant of CLAW.