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Darkest Before Dawn PPV - Brymstone Battle Dome
As the PPV starts there is a live camera shot of the planet and then it goes to a live shot inside the Battle Dome where the blood thirsty Brymstone fans in attendance are going wild. Then we go to the announcer's desk.
Announcer A: Welcome to the Brymstone Battle Dome and the first ever PAW specific PPV, Darkest Before Dawn.
Announcer B: Did you notice on that camera shot of the fans that there were a few small fights breaking out in the crowd?
Announcer A: Well, it is Brymstone after all. We have a great night of action lined up for you all. Let's take a look at the matches we will see.
A hype video of the matches signed then back to the announce team.
Announcer B: Um, do you see what I am seeing. I think they started a fire over in section 305.
Announcer A: Relax, B. That is normal for shows here. The arena security staff know how to deal with things like that. Now, as you know all of our matches tonight will have a stipulation. Only the tag match has had that stipulation set. The other matches will find out the stipulation right before they happen. Let's take a look at how that will work.
The camera goes to a small stage near the main one. A woman in a dominatrix like outfit is standing next to a red electric readout box. On the side there is a level that appears to look like a dagger. She presses it down into what appears to be a heart, it makes a squishy sound as it goes in, and the readout starts flashing a bunch of rotating words real fast. It starts to slow down so it is possible to read the words. They are different types of match stipulations. Finally, it lands on one, the words flash to show it is the last stipulation and thus the one for the match.
Announcer A: That is pretty cool.
Announcer B: Not to mention a bit unsettling.
Announcer A: Our first match tonight will be for the PAW Xtreme Championship between current holder Screwjob and former champion Cephalopodis. Let's find out what the stipulation will be.
Back to the side stage and the woman presses the dagger level down into the heart. After a bit of matches rotating on the screen it finally lands on the one for the match. Betelgeuse Barbed Wire Cosmic Cage.
We then see the special cage being lowered and the ring crew adding the barbed wire.
Announcer A: Wow. We are starting off with a brutal match. Let's go to the ring to get the action started.
Screwjob vs Cephalopodis in a Betelgeuse Barbed Wire Cosmic Cage match for the PAW Xtreme Championship
This was a clash of Screwjob and his agility against Cephalopodis and his power. The two men went back-and-forth for a couple minutes. Things turned in Screwjob's favor when he took the challenger and tossed him into the barbed wire covered cage. Cephalopodis tried to stop his momentum. That just made things worse as his long tentacles got tangled into the barbed wire. Once he was able to work himself free he was jumped by the champ. Cephalopodis kicked out of one pin attempt. Then Screwjob used High Voltage and after getting his senses back he made the cover and got the pin.
Winner: Screwjob via pinfall to retain
A battered champ tries to celebrate. He holds his belt up high then grimaces in pain. Meanwhile the medical staff have come out and are placing Cephalopodis on a stretcher and then roll him into the back. He was bleeding from his tentacles that got cut up in the barbed wire. Fans are pointing it out and going wild.
Announcer B: It looks like the big man might miss some time due to his injuries.
Announcer A: I have a feeling after this night quite a few names will be on the IL. Our next match is between Stallion and Forge. Stallion is not happy about losing to Forge a while back and he is looking for revenge. What kind of match will they have? Let's find out.
Once again the lady in black leather shoves the daggger into the heart and the screen flashes with possibility. It finally lands on Circinus Cell. The ring crew are seen setting up the Cell for the match and then the two men come out for their match.
Stallion vs Forge in a Circinus Cell match
As each man entered the terrifying cage, they walked around the ring and inspected the steel structure. There was concern on each of their faces but both men were also determined to win their match. Some brutal back-and-forth as each man tried to get the edge over the other. Stallion was the first to do some serious damage as he dragged Forge's face across the cage a couple times. He went to set Forge up for a catapult into the cage but Forge fought out of it. Some more back-and-forth led to a Lucky Horseshoe and a two count. Not long after Forge used his power to beat down on Stallion. Then he nailed an impressive Gleaming Hammer. That was enough to get him the victory.
Winner: Forge by pinfall
Forge won but does not look to be in a celebration mood. He slowly walks toward the lockers as the medical staff come down to retrieve Stallion.
Announcer A: I wonder what kind of mental shape Stallion will be after losing to Forge once again. Before we find out the stipulation for our next match, check out this video.
A promo video for the upcoming Clash of the Giants tournament starting on CLAW after their PPV. It shows the eight men who will be competing and the impressive and expensive gold chain that will go to the winner.
Back to the side stage where the woman does her thing and the screen flashes. The camera does a quick change to the fans who are eagerly waiting to see what the result will be. Back to the electic readout and it lands on Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere. Then back to a shot of some fans who are going wild. The ones in the front row are pointing to a spot in front of them as they want to see the fight there.
Announcer B: It will be a Falls Count Anywhere match for Witch and Passenger 19. Their feud has been one-sided so far, but Passenger 19 has said that is about to change.
Witch vs Passenger 19 in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere match
Once again Passenger 19 tried her best, but Witch was just too much for her. Only after a minute or so Witch used an electric chair driver and covered for a two count. She then quickly followed up with Divine Wind and made the pin for a quick win.
Winner: Witch via pinfall
This was the first match tonight where the wrestlers could have gone out to the floor. As it was it did not and the fans let their displeasure be known. They had wanted action to spill out to the floor. They booed. They hissed. Some even tossed trash down toward the ring.
Johnny and Sonny Rocket come down to retrieve Passenger 19. Witch walks out of the ring and past some fans in the front row. Surprisingly the rowdy fans calm down and just smile at Witch who smiles back. Once she is out of sight the fans seemed a bit confused then when one sees another looking in the direction she left they start fighting. The Rockets are helping Passenger 19 toward the entrance ramp when a woman yells for them. It is the fan seen at recent PAW shows. She waves at them and they both smile and wave back, almost letting Passenger 19 fall to the ground. She does not seem pleased about that or their attention toward the fan.
Announcer B: Hey, A. Do the Brymstoners practice voodoo?
Announcer A: Voodoo? What? No. Why?
Announcer B: Because it looks like they are sacrificing a chicken.
He points into the crowd. Announcer A looks where he is pointing.
Announcer A: That is not a sacrifice. They are just preparing it for their BBQ. Our next match is between two men who simpley hate each other. Citadel of the Elite member Splash and the man trying to join the Citadel, Workrate. Let's find out what kind of match they will be having.
We go thru the ritual again and this time the readout stops on Last Man Standing. This seems to put the fans back into a better mood as they start going crazy again. This is one stipulation that will see action as both men will beat on each other until one man cannot make the ten count.
Splash vs Workrate in a Last Man Standing match
While this was one of the first matches of the year it is sure to be in the running for Match of the Year once the year is over. The men hated each other and they unleashed that hatred on each other. Early on Workrate was getting the better of Splash. Workrate hit a pair of his Six Star Splash finishers. Unfortunatly when he tried a third one he missed. That let Splash return the favor as he unleashed on Workrate. His finisher, Flight Of The Fallen, and springboard side kick started to do damage. Workrate was slowing down. For several minutes Splash worked him over, but he would not stay down.
Well into the match Workrate was in trouble and for the first time in the match someone left the ring when he rolled out for a breather. Splash made the mistake of going out after him. Workrate grabbed his leg and pulled him off the apron. Workrate then sent Splash crashing head first into the ring stairs. In almost any other match he would have be DQ'd but not in this match. Back in the ring Workrate tried a Six Star Splash but crashed and burned. Splash was not able to fully take advantage of it and soon Workrate was back in control. He went for a Six Star Splash once again and he nailed it. He told the referee to make the count and while Splash struggled, he got to his feet at eight.
Thanks to a counter Splash was back in control. Splash then started to take risks by going to the top rope. He hit a leg drop from there. He hit a flying elbow from there. He hit a clothesline from there. Then he did something wild. He dove off from the top rope and nailed Workrate with a Six Star Splash. Splash pointed toward Workrate letting the ref know it was time to count. Workrate slowly grabbed the ropes and went to pull himself up. At six he slipped and fell back to the mat. It looked like he had lost. But he tried again and got up just before the ten. Splash rushed him and Workrate sent him crashing to the floor. Once Splash was able to re-enter the ring Workrate grabbed him and hit a Super Assassian Drop. Splash laid there till the referee got to the seven count. Then Splash quickly and desperately got to his feet. Both men were barely able to stand. The crowd was going wild for the action and a "both these guys" chant broke out. The end came when Splash used Superiority Complex on Workrate and he was still on the mat when the count reached ten.
Winner: Splash by being the Last Man Standing
Once the bell rings to signify the match over and Splash knew he had won he fell to the mat himself. Both men are beyond exhausted and are even bleeding from some small lacirations. The medical crew comes out in full force to check on both men. After putting them both in neck braces they work to get them onto stretchers. The crew are about to roll both men into the back when Splash stops them. He slides off his stretcher and goes over toward Workrate. Fearing that Splash is not done hurting his enemy the staff and referee try and get between the two men. Splash works his way thru them, grabs Workrates wrist, lifts his arm and points at Workrate with his other hand. It turns out he is showing his opponent respect. Workrate tries to sit up and with the help of a medical worker and Splash does somewhat. The two wrestlers exchange some words and then share an embrace. The usually blood thirsty fans actually cheer this show of respect and sportsmanship. Then Splash is helped back to his stretcher and both men are wheeled out. Both men give a thumbs up which causes a loud cheer from the fans.
Announcer A: Man, just when you think you have seen it all and have it figured out. They do say you learn to respect a man after you go to war with him. Now, it is time for our PAW Tag Team Championship match. No need for that crazy box to decide the stipulation for the match as it has already been decided. It will be a Flare Bomb match. I see the ring crew have placed the six bombs out, three in each team's corner. It is time to bring the wrestlers out.
In a rarity the champs came out for the next match. The Sewerside Squad looked over the Flare Bombs. Then "Big Tex" Tony came out to the stage.
"Big Tex" Tony: I hope you rats are ready for the storm that is coming for you. Here are your opponents. Astro Crook. Buckshot Bart. The tag team know as Roughnecks.
The two men come out and rush the ring. They slide in and the two teams brawl. The Roughnecks win the exchange. The Roughnecks toss Typhoid out of the ring and Astro Crook starts against Fever.
Roughnecks w/"Big Tex" Tony vs Sewerside Squad w/The Big Cheese in a Flare Bomb match for the PAW Tag Team Championship
The Roughnecks earned the hot start but the Sewerside Squad were not green rookies. Soon Fever is in control and is working Crook over. He then tags Typhoid in. The large man of the champs was beating on Crook. In a bit of a surprise, Buckshot Bart used one of his team's Flare Bomb rather early. It missed everyone, rolled out to the floor and exploded with no damage. What a waste. Typhoid went back to brutalizing Crook. Then he tagged Fever so they could perform Bubonic. Just as Fever went to make the cover Buckshot tossed his team's second Flare Bomb. It ended up exploding in Crook's face. Oh no, things are not working out for the Roughnecks. Fever made the cover but Crook was able to kick out.
A couple minutes later Fever missed a move, and Crook was finally able to tag out. Buckshot Buck came into the match like a runaway bull. It gave him an advantage. At least for a short while. Then the champs were rolling. They hit Bubonic on Buckshot. Crook tried to save his partner, but Typhoid stopped him as Fever made the cover.
Winner: Sewerside Squad via pinfall to retain
A frustrated "Big Tex" Tony cannot believe it. All of his planning down the drain. No revenge for him tonight. He watches as the medical staff come down and check on the Roughnecks who keep pushing them away as they refuse treatment. The Big Cheese is all smiles as he leads his men into the back. It seems everything is coming up Big Cheese these days. His men have the gold, and the plans of Tony went nowhere.
A promo for the Red Dawn PPV that is tomorrow. A look at some of the matches including the main event which will see Cosmic Champion Solitude defend against former champion Endgame.
The crowd are getting really antsy. They know the next match involves Moonlight and they are wanting to see her lay waste to Captain Crossbones. It is time to find out the stipulation for their match. For the last time tonight the dagger is pressed into the heart and the possiblities rotate on the screen. When it finally lands on the stipulation the fans cheer so damn loud it would not be surprising if the roof really did blow off the arena.
BRYMSTONE BURNING!
The ring crew set up the ring with the explosives and barbed wire and it is time for the night's main event.
Moonlight vs Captain Crossbones in a Brymstone Burning match for the PAW TV Championship
The hometown crowd was pumped up for this match. Pardon's lady was their queen as far as they were concerned. Captain Crossbones looked toward the fans and the barbed wire on the ropes not to mention the explosives around the ring and shook his head. He knew the odds were stacked against him. Early on Moonlight was rolling along nicely. She seemed to be getting ready to use one of her finishers when Crossbones was able to steal away control of the match. He rocked her with some offense then quickly hit a nasty Black Sails. It looked like Moonlight was nearly knocked out. Captain Crossbones did not care and in fact he was going to take advantage of the situation. He folded her up and put all his pressure down on her. The referee slapped the mat three times, and we had a new TV champion. The old champion appeared to be in great pain.
Winner: Captain Crossbones by pinfall to win the title
It goes without saying that the ending of the main event did not sit well with the fans. The ring was immediately pelted with paper, cans and bottles. It looked like a rain storm of trash as Captain Crossbones grabbed the TV title and ran for cover in back. Fans were yelling at him and tried to grab him. Eventually some started hoping the barricade and tried to follow him into the back but they were stopped by a small army of security in riot gear on the stage. So, they turned their attention toward the ring and ring area. It was a flood of fans now that hopped the barricade. Announcer A and B are heard asking for help as they were surrounded quickly by rabid fans. The camera shows the chaotic scene around the announcer's desk then the cameraman gets knocked over and the camera, laying on its side shows the desk as the announcers are lost from sight in an ocean of crazed fans. The screen then goes black.
A few promotor notes:
1) Three matches started with the first move being a blow with a forearm of different variety. In all three cases the other wrestler countered. I found it amusing.
2) The dice could not make up their mind if they wanted to be nice or mean. They were mostly mean as evident by the cages matches did not end up with many rolls on the chart, the Falls Count Anywhere match did not leave the ring and the main event was over quick even with using Hometown Advantage rules. Yes I know Moonlight is not from Brymstone but in this case she kind of was. Oh, and the Flare Bomb match gave me a couple duds. I am just glad I went for the early chart rolls otherwise I might not have rolled any. On the nice side they gave me the Last Man Standing match. Sure, those matches tend to go long but in this case each man was to the point at the end where one more fatigue would end the match.
3) I used the great Brymstone chart that throwingtoasters came up with. I rolled for the match stipulation for each singles match. If I rolled a result, I already rolled I just rolled again. Because of that and the dice being nice I got the Brymstone Burning match for the main event. What are the odds? I mean it could have came up earlier. It was perfect and gave the feel that Moonlight would win easy. Only for the dice to take it away from her.
As the PPV starts there is a live camera shot of the planet and then it goes to a live shot inside the Battle Dome where the blood thirsty Brymstone fans in attendance are going wild. Then we go to the announcer's desk.
Announcer A: Welcome to the Brymstone Battle Dome and the first ever PAW specific PPV, Darkest Before Dawn.
Announcer B: Did you notice on that camera shot of the fans that there were a few small fights breaking out in the crowd?
Announcer A: Well, it is Brymstone after all. We have a great night of action lined up for you all. Let's take a look at the matches we will see.
A hype video of the matches signed then back to the announce team.
Announcer B: Um, do you see what I am seeing. I think they started a fire over in section 305.
Announcer A: Relax, B. That is normal for shows here. The arena security staff know how to deal with things like that. Now, as you know all of our matches tonight will have a stipulation. Only the tag match has had that stipulation set. The other matches will find out the stipulation right before they happen. Let's take a look at how that will work.
The camera goes to a small stage near the main one. A woman in a dominatrix like outfit is standing next to a red electric readout box. On the side there is a level that appears to look like a dagger. She presses it down into what appears to be a heart, it makes a squishy sound as it goes in, and the readout starts flashing a bunch of rotating words real fast. It starts to slow down so it is possible to read the words. They are different types of match stipulations. Finally, it lands on one, the words flash to show it is the last stipulation and thus the one for the match.
Announcer A: That is pretty cool.
Announcer B: Not to mention a bit unsettling.
Announcer A: Our first match tonight will be for the PAW Xtreme Championship between current holder Screwjob and former champion Cephalopodis. Let's find out what the stipulation will be.
Back to the side stage and the woman presses the dagger level down into the heart. After a bit of matches rotating on the screen it finally lands on the one for the match. Betelgeuse Barbed Wire Cosmic Cage.
We then see the special cage being lowered and the ring crew adding the barbed wire.
Announcer A: Wow. We are starting off with a brutal match. Let's go to the ring to get the action started.
Screwjob vs Cephalopodis in a Betelgeuse Barbed Wire Cosmic Cage match for the PAW Xtreme Championship
This was a clash of Screwjob and his agility against Cephalopodis and his power. The two men went back-and-forth for a couple minutes. Things turned in Screwjob's favor when he took the challenger and tossed him into the barbed wire covered cage. Cephalopodis tried to stop his momentum. That just made things worse as his long tentacles got tangled into the barbed wire. Once he was able to work himself free he was jumped by the champ. Cephalopodis kicked out of one pin attempt. Then Screwjob used High Voltage and after getting his senses back he made the cover and got the pin.
Winner: Screwjob via pinfall to retain
A battered champ tries to celebrate. He holds his belt up high then grimaces in pain. Meanwhile the medical staff have come out and are placing Cephalopodis on a stretcher and then roll him into the back. He was bleeding from his tentacles that got cut up in the barbed wire. Fans are pointing it out and going wild.
Announcer B: It looks like the big man might miss some time due to his injuries.
Announcer A: I have a feeling after this night quite a few names will be on the IL. Our next match is between Stallion and Forge. Stallion is not happy about losing to Forge a while back and he is looking for revenge. What kind of match will they have? Let's find out.
Once again the lady in black leather shoves the daggger into the heart and the screen flashes with possibility. It finally lands on Circinus Cell. The ring crew are seen setting up the Cell for the match and then the two men come out for their match.
Stallion vs Forge in a Circinus Cell match
As each man entered the terrifying cage, they walked around the ring and inspected the steel structure. There was concern on each of their faces but both men were also determined to win their match. Some brutal back-and-forth as each man tried to get the edge over the other. Stallion was the first to do some serious damage as he dragged Forge's face across the cage a couple times. He went to set Forge up for a catapult into the cage but Forge fought out of it. Some more back-and-forth led to a Lucky Horseshoe and a two count. Not long after Forge used his power to beat down on Stallion. Then he nailed an impressive Gleaming Hammer. That was enough to get him the victory.
Winner: Forge by pinfall
Forge won but does not look to be in a celebration mood. He slowly walks toward the lockers as the medical staff come down to retrieve Stallion.
Announcer A: I wonder what kind of mental shape Stallion will be after losing to Forge once again. Before we find out the stipulation for our next match, check out this video.
A promo video for the upcoming Clash of the Giants tournament starting on CLAW after their PPV. It shows the eight men who will be competing and the impressive and expensive gold chain that will go to the winner.
Back to the side stage where the woman does her thing and the screen flashes. The camera does a quick change to the fans who are eagerly waiting to see what the result will be. Back to the electic readout and it lands on Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere. Then back to a shot of some fans who are going wild. The ones in the front row are pointing to a spot in front of them as they want to see the fight there.
Announcer B: It will be a Falls Count Anywhere match for Witch and Passenger 19. Their feud has been one-sided so far, but Passenger 19 has said that is about to change.
Witch vs Passenger 19 in a Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere match
Once again Passenger 19 tried her best, but Witch was just too much for her. Only after a minute or so Witch used an electric chair driver and covered for a two count. She then quickly followed up with Divine Wind and made the pin for a quick win.
Winner: Witch via pinfall
This was the first match tonight where the wrestlers could have gone out to the floor. As it was it did not and the fans let their displeasure be known. They had wanted action to spill out to the floor. They booed. They hissed. Some even tossed trash down toward the ring.
Johnny and Sonny Rocket come down to retrieve Passenger 19. Witch walks out of the ring and past some fans in the front row. Surprisingly the rowdy fans calm down and just smile at Witch who smiles back. Once she is out of sight the fans seemed a bit confused then when one sees another looking in the direction she left they start fighting. The Rockets are helping Passenger 19 toward the entrance ramp when a woman yells for them. It is the fan seen at recent PAW shows. She waves at them and they both smile and wave back, almost letting Passenger 19 fall to the ground. She does not seem pleased about that or their attention toward the fan.
Announcer B: Hey, A. Do the Brymstoners practice voodoo?
Announcer A: Voodoo? What? No. Why?
Announcer B: Because it looks like they are sacrificing a chicken.
He points into the crowd. Announcer A looks where he is pointing.
Announcer A: That is not a sacrifice. They are just preparing it for their BBQ. Our next match is between two men who simpley hate each other. Citadel of the Elite member Splash and the man trying to join the Citadel, Workrate. Let's find out what kind of match they will be having.
We go thru the ritual again and this time the readout stops on Last Man Standing. This seems to put the fans back into a better mood as they start going crazy again. This is one stipulation that will see action as both men will beat on each other until one man cannot make the ten count.
Splash vs Workrate in a Last Man Standing match
While this was one of the first matches of the year it is sure to be in the running for Match of the Year once the year is over. The men hated each other and they unleashed that hatred on each other. Early on Workrate was getting the better of Splash. Workrate hit a pair of his Six Star Splash finishers. Unfortunatly when he tried a third one he missed. That let Splash return the favor as he unleashed on Workrate. His finisher, Flight Of The Fallen, and springboard side kick started to do damage. Workrate was slowing down. For several minutes Splash worked him over, but he would not stay down.
Well into the match Workrate was in trouble and for the first time in the match someone left the ring when he rolled out for a breather. Splash made the mistake of going out after him. Workrate grabbed his leg and pulled him off the apron. Workrate then sent Splash crashing head first into the ring stairs. In almost any other match he would have be DQ'd but not in this match. Back in the ring Workrate tried a Six Star Splash but crashed and burned. Splash was not able to fully take advantage of it and soon Workrate was back in control. He went for a Six Star Splash once again and he nailed it. He told the referee to make the count and while Splash struggled, he got to his feet at eight.
Thanks to a counter Splash was back in control. Splash then started to take risks by going to the top rope. He hit a leg drop from there. He hit a flying elbow from there. He hit a clothesline from there. Then he did something wild. He dove off from the top rope and nailed Workrate with a Six Star Splash. Splash pointed toward Workrate letting the ref know it was time to count. Workrate slowly grabbed the ropes and went to pull himself up. At six he slipped and fell back to the mat. It looked like he had lost. But he tried again and got up just before the ten. Splash rushed him and Workrate sent him crashing to the floor. Once Splash was able to re-enter the ring Workrate grabbed him and hit a Super Assassian Drop. Splash laid there till the referee got to the seven count. Then Splash quickly and desperately got to his feet. Both men were barely able to stand. The crowd was going wild for the action and a "both these guys" chant broke out. The end came when Splash used Superiority Complex on Workrate and he was still on the mat when the count reached ten.
Winner: Splash by being the Last Man Standing
Once the bell rings to signify the match over and Splash knew he had won he fell to the mat himself. Both men are beyond exhausted and are even bleeding from some small lacirations. The medical crew comes out in full force to check on both men. After putting them both in neck braces they work to get them onto stretchers. The crew are about to roll both men into the back when Splash stops them. He slides off his stretcher and goes over toward Workrate. Fearing that Splash is not done hurting his enemy the staff and referee try and get between the two men. Splash works his way thru them, grabs Workrates wrist, lifts his arm and points at Workrate with his other hand. It turns out he is showing his opponent respect. Workrate tries to sit up and with the help of a medical worker and Splash does somewhat. The two wrestlers exchange some words and then share an embrace. The usually blood thirsty fans actually cheer this show of respect and sportsmanship. Then Splash is helped back to his stretcher and both men are wheeled out. Both men give a thumbs up which causes a loud cheer from the fans.
Announcer A: Man, just when you think you have seen it all and have it figured out. They do say you learn to respect a man after you go to war with him. Now, it is time for our PAW Tag Team Championship match. No need for that crazy box to decide the stipulation for the match as it has already been decided. It will be a Flare Bomb match. I see the ring crew have placed the six bombs out, three in each team's corner. It is time to bring the wrestlers out.
In a rarity the champs came out for the next match. The Sewerside Squad looked over the Flare Bombs. Then "Big Tex" Tony came out to the stage.
"Big Tex" Tony: I hope you rats are ready for the storm that is coming for you. Here are your opponents. Astro Crook. Buckshot Bart. The tag team know as Roughnecks.
The two men come out and rush the ring. They slide in and the two teams brawl. The Roughnecks win the exchange. The Roughnecks toss Typhoid out of the ring and Astro Crook starts against Fever.
Roughnecks w/"Big Tex" Tony vs Sewerside Squad w/The Big Cheese in a Flare Bomb match for the PAW Tag Team Championship
The Roughnecks earned the hot start but the Sewerside Squad were not green rookies. Soon Fever is in control and is working Crook over. He then tags Typhoid in. The large man of the champs was beating on Crook. In a bit of a surprise, Buckshot Bart used one of his team's Flare Bomb rather early. It missed everyone, rolled out to the floor and exploded with no damage. What a waste. Typhoid went back to brutalizing Crook. Then he tagged Fever so they could perform Bubonic. Just as Fever went to make the cover Buckshot tossed his team's second Flare Bomb. It ended up exploding in Crook's face. Oh no, things are not working out for the Roughnecks. Fever made the cover but Crook was able to kick out.
A couple minutes later Fever missed a move, and Crook was finally able to tag out. Buckshot Buck came into the match like a runaway bull. It gave him an advantage. At least for a short while. Then the champs were rolling. They hit Bubonic on Buckshot. Crook tried to save his partner, but Typhoid stopped him as Fever made the cover.
Winner: Sewerside Squad via pinfall to retain
A frustrated "Big Tex" Tony cannot believe it. All of his planning down the drain. No revenge for him tonight. He watches as the medical staff come down and check on the Roughnecks who keep pushing them away as they refuse treatment. The Big Cheese is all smiles as he leads his men into the back. It seems everything is coming up Big Cheese these days. His men have the gold, and the plans of Tony went nowhere.
A promo for the Red Dawn PPV that is tomorrow. A look at some of the matches including the main event which will see Cosmic Champion Solitude defend against former champion Endgame.
The crowd are getting really antsy. They know the next match involves Moonlight and they are wanting to see her lay waste to Captain Crossbones. It is time to find out the stipulation for their match. For the last time tonight the dagger is pressed into the heart and the possiblities rotate on the screen. When it finally lands on the stipulation the fans cheer so damn loud it would not be surprising if the roof really did blow off the arena.
BRYMSTONE BURNING!
The ring crew set up the ring with the explosives and barbed wire and it is time for the night's main event.
Moonlight vs Captain Crossbones in a Brymstone Burning match for the PAW TV Championship
The hometown crowd was pumped up for this match. Pardon's lady was their queen as far as they were concerned. Captain Crossbones looked toward the fans and the barbed wire on the ropes not to mention the explosives around the ring and shook his head. He knew the odds were stacked against him. Early on Moonlight was rolling along nicely. She seemed to be getting ready to use one of her finishers when Crossbones was able to steal away control of the match. He rocked her with some offense then quickly hit a nasty Black Sails. It looked like Moonlight was nearly knocked out. Captain Crossbones did not care and in fact he was going to take advantage of the situation. He folded her up and put all his pressure down on her. The referee slapped the mat three times, and we had a new TV champion. The old champion appeared to be in great pain.
Winner: Captain Crossbones by pinfall to win the title
It goes without saying that the ending of the main event did not sit well with the fans. The ring was immediately pelted with paper, cans and bottles. It looked like a rain storm of trash as Captain Crossbones grabbed the TV title and ran for cover in back. Fans were yelling at him and tried to grab him. Eventually some started hoping the barricade and tried to follow him into the back but they were stopped by a small army of security in riot gear on the stage. So, they turned their attention toward the ring and ring area. It was a flood of fans now that hopped the barricade. Announcer A and B are heard asking for help as they were surrounded quickly by rabid fans. The camera shows the chaotic scene around the announcer's desk then the cameraman gets knocked over and the camera, laying on its side shows the desk as the announcers are lost from sight in an ocean of crazed fans. The screen then goes black.
A few promotor notes:
1) Three matches started with the first move being a blow with a forearm of different variety. In all three cases the other wrestler countered. I found it amusing.
2) The dice could not make up their mind if they wanted to be nice or mean. They were mostly mean as evident by the cages matches did not end up with many rolls on the chart, the Falls Count Anywhere match did not leave the ring and the main event was over quick even with using Hometown Advantage rules. Yes I know Moonlight is not from Brymstone but in this case she kind of was. Oh, and the Flare Bomb match gave me a couple duds. I am just glad I went for the early chart rolls otherwise I might not have rolled any. On the nice side they gave me the Last Man Standing match. Sure, those matches tend to go long but in this case each man was to the point at the end where one more fatigue would end the match.
3) I used the great Brymstone chart that throwingtoasters came up with. I rolled for the match stipulation for each singles match. If I rolled a result, I already rolled I just rolled again. Because of that and the dice being nice I got the Brymstone Burning match for the main event. What are the odds? I mean it could have came up earlier. It was perfect and gave the feel that Moonlight would win easy. Only for the dice to take it away from her.