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Post by Swarm on Jul 11, 2020 5:51:23 GMT -5
Nice W by the Survivors. Too bad OT couldn’t take out that bag of hot air, Paganax.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 12, 2020 22:46:21 GMT -5
Card #99 - Sagitta Forum
The show begins with a look at what happened last card with the stare down between Monolith and Chaos Supreme.
Announcer A: It is clear that Chaos Supreme deserves the title shot at Clash of the Immortals. I mean look at the competition he beat recently including Endgame. Not once but twice.
Announcer B: Now wait a hot second. Did you forget how dominating Monolith was last card. He beat three guys in a row and they barely got a hand on him.
Juventud Guerrera vs Demus.
Juventud did not seem happy to see who his opponent was. It seemed a sign of how far he has fallen due to his current losing streak. It seemed he allowed that to distract him as Demus started strong. The Black Sail's shortest member even made a pin attempt. Luck for Juventtud he got his mind back into the game before another loss. Once he went on the offense the match was short. It ended with a 450 Splash finisher.
Winner: Juventud Guerrera by pinfall.
A promo about how the next card will be CLAW's 100th. It will be full of excitement including the main event. It will be Chaos Supreme vs Monolith with the winner going on to face Mister Centra at the Clash of the Immortals PPV.
The Awakening w/Murdok vs Two Sweet.
C-Rush began the match by giving Char a Pooper Kick and then slapping him. From there it was all The Awakening. Char dominated C-Rush. After a second unsuccessful pin attempt Char tagged Tek in. Tek ordered Char to the top rope and they hit a Spiked Piledriver. Tek covered while Char made sure Mayham didn't interfere.
Winner: The Awakening via pinfall.
Armour came running down with a chair. He went after Two Sweet swinging the chair wildly. He didn't connect on any of his attempts and Two Sweet ran off to the back. Armour then prepared for his match.
The main event will be a #1 contender tag team match with the winner getting a title shot at Clash of the Immortals. Here is a look at the card so far.
- Mister Centra vs Chaos Supreme/Monolith for Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
- The Cosmic Knights vs Pillage and Plunder/Blue Dazzler & Star Slayer for Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
- Captain Crossbones vs winner of Three Levels of Greatness for Light Speed Championship.
- Mayhem Unleashed vs Paganax in a Lava Pit match for Primus Carnage Title.
- Agony vs Oppressor in a battle of the giants.
Thriller w/Nikolai and Bobby Lee vs Armour.
The self proclaimed "hell in a shell" started hot against the former stuntman Thriller. He went for his finisher and missed. After that it was all Thriller and he finished Armour with Death Defier.
Winner: Thriller by pinfall.
Post match the other two get in the ring. Nikolai: Once again we are victorious. Once again we have survived the test put in front of us. Because that's what we do. Survive. In fact that shall be our name going forward. The Survivors. Sadly the same can not be said about our opponents. With that the newly named The Survivors started to beat down Armour. This brought out E.I.E.I.O. They chased The Survivors off. As Armour got to his feet he smiled at his saviors. In return they glared at him before leaving.
Outside of the Forum it's dark with some lighting from the building and the stars. A fog rolls in and coming out of the fog are three men. Soon they are recognized as the members of Black Sails. Captain Crossbones has the Light Speed title on his shoulder.
Captain Crossbones: I have my gold me lads. Tonight you take a step to gaining yours. Destroy Blue Dazzler and Star Slayer. Win your match and go on to beat the Cosmic Knights. Cut throats if ya need be. Just get the job done. Savvy?
His two fellow pirates grunt and nod their heads.
Destroy All Humans vs Gen 3.
The first time these two teams met it was the humans that came out on top. Tharkas was determined to not let that happen again. He was all over Centauri from the opening bell. After wearing the younger of the brothers down a good amount Tharkas tagged Rundar and they performed E.L.E. Rundar covered and Destroy All Humans had a surprisingly fast win.
Winner: Destroy All Humans via pinfall.
Magnus Colby is talking to some production people in back when he checks his watch. He tells them he has to go get Prime Colonizer for Prime's match next. As he is walking down the hall the Butchers of Aethra come out of the shadows making Magnus stop in his tracks. Minister of War is holding a rose. He hands it to Mayhem Unleashed who crumbles it up in his hand. The two of them laugh at Magnus as he quickly walks off.
Evolution w/Alpha Female vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby.
This match turned out to be a bit of a shocker. Then again maybe it shouldn't have been. While he hasn't been active much Prime is a top star. He really took it to Evolution and finished him off with a Simian Skullcrusher. Prime Colonizer seemed very pleased with himself after the match. He strutted off while Alpha Female checked on her boyfriend.
Winner: Prime Colonizer via pinfall.
The JSA are in their locker room. Speedster wishes Dazzler and Slayer good luck in their match. He told them get payback for Crossbones taking his title.
Pillage and Plunder vs Blue Dazzler & Star Slayer in a #1 Contenders match.
A solid tag match that saw both teams working good together. Frequent tags and some double teaming. Pillage and Plunder starting wearing Slayer down. They both went to the floor with him and brawled. Both times they won. When it looked like he was done he was able to tag out. Dazzler did not fare much better. Rey Bucanero hit a tope con hill then rolled Dazzler up for the three count.
Winner: Pillage and Plunder by pinfall. As the pirates celebrated in the ring The Cosmic Knights came out to the stage. They held the Cosmic Tag Team Championship belts high over their heads. The pirates just stared at them, motioning that they felt the belts belonged around their waists.
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Post by Pariah on Jul 13, 2020 0:03:09 GMT -5
An absolutely decadent assortment of talent on this roster... Really like the alliance Captain Crossbones has established with Morgan & Buccanero - very fitting... Hoping we might see Vampiro tossed into the mix at some point... Great stuff!
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 13, 2020 0:16:07 GMT -5
An absolutely decadent assortment of talent on this roster... Really like the alliance Captain Crossbones has established with Morgan & Buccanero - very fitting... Hoping we might see Vampiro tossed into the mix at some point... Great stuff! Vampiro is currently busy in a heated feud, fighting alongside his Vampire brethren for the competition but who knows what the future holds.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Jul 13, 2020 7:32:50 GMT -5
Armour getting the beat down from the Survivors buuuut E.I.E.I.O. coming up to make the save! It's only a matter of time that my little buddy is embraced. XD Mandrill shutting down Evolution was crazy!! I keep telling everyone that Mandrill was the sleeper in FS but it is pooshah'd away. Keep the action coming sir!
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 16, 2020 3:40:47 GMT -5
Card #100 - Paradise Palace
A video package showing highlights of the first 99 cards. From the first match between Total Anarchy and Prime Colonizer in a semi final match to crown the inaugural Cosmic Heavyweight Champion to Total Anarchy winning the title later that night against Chaos Supreme to crowning the first tag champs (Gladiators of Destiney) to first Light Speed Champion (Murtak the Merciless) to many over great matches. Then we see a clip of the special announcer for the first show, Vanity. We are live and Vanity comes out to the announcer's table.
Announcer A: Welcome back to the show Vanity.
Announcer B: We shall have a great time.
Vanity: We shall see.
Announcer B: No, I'm B. There is no C.
Flamita vs Rey Horus.
A competitive high flying affair to kick off the action. Flamita was rolling in first few minutes. He hit his 450 Splash finisher for a two count. A little later he hit it again and almost got the win. He went up high to hit it again and once again Rey kicked out. Flamita was getting frustrated. It messed with his concentration allowing Rey to get going on offense. He hit his finisher but only got a two. He went and hit it again but Flamita rolled his shoulder. A bit later Rey hit his own 450 splash but Flamita rolled out before Rey could make a pin attempt. It just delayed the inevitable. Rey hit a springboard leg drop and got the win.
Winner: Rey Horus by pinfall.
Back from break and E.I.E.I.O. are in the ring with a Murtak's Mouthful banner across the ropes.
Murtak: Welcome to another episode of Murtak's Mouthful.
Fans: How full is it?
Konnan starts laughing and then RJ starts but he covers his mouth. Murtak just glares at the fans.
Murtak: This is a special night for CLAW and so of course they had to have my talk show to make the celebration complete. My guest tonight is someone that has been desperate to join E.I.E.I.O. Of course that could mean one of hundreds of people. Put this one calls himself Hell in a shell. So with no further introduction, since he doesn't deserve it, here is Armour. With that Armour comes out to a nice cheer. He waves to the crowd as he makes his way to the ring.
Armour: I'm so happy to be here. An actual guest on the best talk show in the universe.
Murtak: Ok calm down, calm down now. For awhile you have been petitioning to join my group. While I am a bit reluctant I have talked to Konnan and RJ and we came up with a plan. We will give you a chance. (Armour starts hopping up and down) You will be a Probie In Training. If after awhile you prove your worth you will be made a full member.
Armour screams and tries to hug Murtak but is rebuffed. He then goes to Konnan who offers his fist for a fist bump. Finally he goes to RJ who hands him his coffee.
RJ City: Here probie, hold my coffee.
Total Anarchy w/Oracle vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby.
This is a rematch of the very first CLAW match. Anarchy began the action but soon Colonizer had him on his heels. He hit his Colonizer Claw Slam and after not getting the pin he quickly followed up with Simian Skull Crusher but Anarchy kicked out again. Colonizer stood up and banged his fists on his chest and hit some more hard hitting offense. He hit Colonizer Claw Slam again. Oracle hopped on the apron to try and distract the ref but Magnus pulled him off. The ref counted three.
Winner: Prime Colonizer via pinfall.
We see Chaos Supreme arriving for tonight's main event. Vanity says he sure looks determined and is his pick to win tonight.
The Survivors w/Nikolai vs Murtak the Merciless & RJ City w/Konnan.
Thriller and RJ start the match. Early on Thriller hit RJ with a dropkick into the ring post. He rolled RJ up but RJ found a way to kick out. Thriller with a bit of more offense then another dropkick into the ring post and he covered for the three count. A surprising quick win.
Winner: The Survivors via pinfall.
Nikolai got in the ring and started kicking RJ. This brought everyone into the ring and the six men were brawling as the time keeper kept ringing the bell. Then Armour came running down holding RJ's coffee as the fans went wild. He got in the ring and he went to hand the coffee to RJ. This caused everyone to stop fighting and stare in disbelief. That is when he turned quickly and tossed the hot coffee in Nikolai's face. Bobby Lee and Triller grabbed their leader and rolled out of the ring in retreat. Meanwhile E.I.E.I.O. and their P.I.T. celebrated in the ring.
We see Magnus Colby sitting in a very swank suite, sipping on a drink. Sitting across from him is a man in shadows, puffing on a cigar.
Man: So how are you enjoying your time here at the Paradise Palace?
Magnus Colby: Good. This place is really nice. Man: I sense something is wrong. What's the problem?
Magnus Colby: Oh I've just been getting some heat from the Butchers of Aethra. The thing is I sold their contracts to Nora Pelf and now she is using them to put pressure on me to sell the contract to Prince of Rose. I worked so hard to get him. I'm not letting him go.
Man: So send your men after them.
Magnus Colby: I would but Future Shock is a bit short handed right now. Man: (takes long draw on his cigar) Tell ya what. I know a couple guys. They started as bouncers for me at one of my clubs. Went on to be muscle and last year or so have wrestled for the little promotion I run here. I will loan them to you to handle your little problem.
Magnus Colby: Yea? They are tough?
Man: Oh yea. These are a couple heavy hitters ya don't <bleep> with.
Magnus Colby: (finishing his drink with a big swallow) Nice. I appreciate it. I owe you one.
Overtime vs Revolver in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
Skull and Doomsayer came down with their respective men but the ref sent them to the back before the match. Overtime with early offense. An early Gravity Bomb led to a two count. After a couple minutes he finally took the match out of the ring. He banged Revolver's head against the ring stairs. The two men fought their way up the ramp and into the back.
Revolver grabbed a monitor and smashed Overtime with it then covered but only got a two. Revolver hip tossed Overtime into a wall. He was stomping on Overtime when Overtime leg swept him. Overtime grabbed Revolver and worked their way toward the ring.
Once back in the ring Overtime performed Target Spears. As usual it did as much damage to Overtime as it did to Revolver. Overtime then hit him with a powerbomb on the apron. A cover but Revolver kicked out. Overtime tossed Revolver over the barricade and into the crowd. Both men brawled thru the crowd. They made their way to the concourse. Revolver grabbed a popcorn and tossed it into Overtime's face.
Revolver suplexed Overtime thru a souvenir stand table and covered for a two count. He then dragged Overtime behind a food counter and tried shoving his face onto a hot grill. Overtime grabbed a bottle of mustard and shot some into Revolver's eyes. The men fought their way back to the ring. Once inside the ring Overtime hit another Gravity Bomb and finally picked up the hard fought victory.
Winner: Overtime by pinfall.
We see Monolith arriving earlier in the day. Vanity says he looks extremely intimidating and likely to win tonight's main event. In fact he is Vanity's pick.
Then we are in the UnFourGiven's locker room. Skull is talking to Iron Clad.
Skull: Did you guys see how Overtime got the job done? That's how you do it. You find a way to win. You guys better win your match tonight. Find a way. Just get it done.
He walks off leaving a concerned looking Iron Clad.
The Enforcers vs Iron Clad w/Skull.
This match was almost over as soon as it started. Tongsoon hit Ultra Clarion with a Warrior Whiplash and followed up with his Battle Cry finisher. Clarion barely kicked out in time. Skull looked annoyed. Tongsoon with some more offense before tagging out. Galactic Punisher held the advantage for awhile but Clarion was able to counter and tag out.
Destructon 4300 feeling the pressure from their manager Skull went wild and lit into Punisher. He tagged his partner and they hit their Sixth Law tag finisher. When Punisher kicked out Clarion tagged 4300 and they hit Sixth Law again. Punisher refused to be beat but he was showing wear. So Iron Clad went for their finisher one more time. Tongsoon tried to make a save but 4300 stopped him and Clarion secured the pin.
Winner: Iron Clad by pinfall.
Murdok is talking to Zealos in a hallway.
Announcer A: I wonder what they are talking about?
Announcer B: Maybe exchanging recipes.
Vanity: Hopefully Murdok is giving Zealos some fashion tips. Did you see what he's wearing. Ghastly.
Chaos Supreme vs Monolith in a #1 Contenders match.
Monolith came out to loud cheers. There were some nice cheers when Chaos Supreme came out as well. Two of the largest men in CLAW faced off in the middle of the ring. The first five minutes was back and forth as both men could not break down the others defense. Each man countering the other's offense. Finally Monolith got on a bit of a roll. He hit a slam and made a cover. Then he went to the top rope as fans went wild. He hit Catastrophe and the ref counted one, two, three.
Winner: Monolith via pinfall. Monolith is going onto Clash of the Immortals 3 to face Mister Centra for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. With the win he just got out of the ring and headed to the back. Another day of work for him. Meanwhile Chaos Supreme is sitting in the ring trying to figure out what just happened.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Jul 16, 2020 7:15:31 GMT -5
Great card to commemorate #100!!! Overtime vs Revolver seemed awesome to play...at least, it seemed that way though your write up! #HellInAShell
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Post by Pariah on Jul 16, 2020 7:39:29 GMT -5
Have to agree with our friend, Thomas (TK)... It looks like Overtime and Revolver brought the house down with that Falls Count Anywhere encounter... In fact, I started to wonder if maybe they surpassed their allotted time on the show which would explain the somewhat lackluster main event - doesn't look like Chaos had much to offer the Genetic Beast in what should have been a marquee matchup. The antics of EIEIO were lots of fun... Let's see how Armour makes out as a pledge for the faction... Something tells me Murtak might push his goodwill a little too far before all is said and done... Then we'll really see what Hell in a Shell is all about... Excellent show!
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 16, 2020 13:16:54 GMT -5
Thomas (TK) Pariah thanks for the comments. Yea Overtime vs Revolver ended up better than expected. Sadly the dice were not kind to the main event. Neither guy could get on s roll till Monolith finally did and once he hit his finisher it was over. On plus side I can do something with Chaos Supreme upset of coming up short.
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 19, 2020 2:22:08 GMT -5
Card #101 - New Globe Theater
As the show starts the camera catches smoke coming out of one of the suites.
Announcer A: Everything is ok folks. The fire sensors are not going off so it's not a fire. Not sure what...wait, some is coming out of the smoke.
We see the four members of Black Sails including Light Speed Champion Captain Crossbones with the title on his shoulder. It seems they want to watch the Three Levels of Greatness opening level, the 10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal. The last five men left will move on to the second Level.
10 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal as Level One of Three Levels of Greatness to crown #1 Light Speed contender.
Here is the order of the men as they came down. C-Rush, Juventud Guerrera, Murtak the Merciless, Laredo Kid, Flamita, Daga, Rey Horus, Climber, Speedster and the last man Prince of Rose. All managers and allies were allowed to come down but had to return to the back before the match started.
When the match started many mini fights broke out. Murtak did not get involved but rolled out of the ring and went and leaned against the fan barricade facing the ring, waiting for his best time to re-enter. Unfortunately he did not see The Survivors make their way down thru the crowd right behind him. When they got to the barricade Bobby Lee grabbed him as other two hopped the barricade and attacked him. They threw him into the ring. Bobby Lee got in the ring, lifted Murtak and dumped him over the top rope to eliminate Murtak. Then The Survivors returned the way they arrived.
Laredo Kid is fighting Juventud Guerrera. Laredo lifts Juvi on his shoulders and eliminates Juvi. Guerrers is very upset over his fast exit. Laredo Kid then turns his attention to C-Rush. He works on the clubber wannabe then calls Flamita over. They double team C-Rush for a bit then Laredo walks off. Flamita goes up and hits his 450 Splash finisher. After an unsuccessful attempt to toss C-Rush he went up and hit it again. That weakened C-Rush enough for Flamita to eliminate him from the match. Seven men left. Two more eliminations and we start seeding our men for the 2nd Level. Flamita attacks Daga. Daga fights back. We see Daga climb the corner but Flamita meets him up there. They exchange blows before Flamita tosses Daga down to the mat. He follows up quickly with a frog splash. As Flamita grabs Daga and tries to deposit him Daga fights him. Climber comes over and grabs Daga. He hits a Cradle Piledriver on Daga and motions for Flamita to go back to top rope. Flamita does and performs his 450 Splash. They both toss Daga out.
Prince of Rose attacks Climber from behind. He ends up applying Not In Line to wear Climber down. He then moves into The Irons. After causing some pain in that hold he transitions into Not In Line once again. Climber is in obvious great pain. Prince switches again into The Irons. Climber actually taps but that means nothing in this match. Prince tosses Climber over the top rope to the floor. We are down to the final five who will move on. It's now about seeding.
Prince is squaring off with Rey Horus. After a bit he calls Laredo Kid over and they double team Rey. As Rey and Laredo exchange fists the Prince slowly backs up and rolls to the floor. Eventually Laredo is able to eliminate Rey Horus and thus Horus is the #5 seed. Laredo is suddenly attacked by Speedster. The two men are fighting when Prince sneaks back in and hits a heel kick to the youngster's knee. He grabs Speedster and throws him over the top. Speedster is the #4 seed.
Prince of Rose looks over and sees Laredo Kid and Flamita battling. So he casually goes to stand in a corner. Flamita ends up tossing the Laredo Kid who is now the #3 seed. The Prnce quickly jumps Flamita. He is wearing the luchador down with moves, mostly Prince's Prerogative. It all does enough damage and Prince throws Flamita out to win the match.
Winner: Prince of Rose.
By winning Prince of Rose is the #1 seed and advances to the 3rd Level in two cards. On the next card we will have the 2nd Level. Flamita vs Rey Horus in one match and Laredo Kid vs Speedster in the other. The two winners of those matches will join Prince of Rose in a Triple Threat match. That winner faces Captain Crossbones for the title at Clash of the Immortals 3.
We see Wiggy and Chaos Supreme in the interview area. Wiggy: You were in the main event of the inaugural Clash of the Immortals losing to the champion. You were in the main event again in Clash of the Immortals 2. That time you beat the champion for the title. There will be no repeat this year after losing to Monolith on the last card. What are your plans for the PPV now?
Chaos Supreme: Who says I won't be in the main event?
He then just walks off.
Nikolai w/The Survivors vs Armour.
Nikolai asked for this match to get payback for Armour tossing coffee in his face. Once again The Survivors made their way down from the crowd. Meanwhile when Armour made his entrance a "Hell in a shell" chant broke out.
Armour began the match hot. He was giving Nikolai more then he could handle. He went for his finisher, Armoured Assault, but missed. He kept on the attack and after a pin attempt he tried again and hit his finisher. Nikolai kicked out. Momentum in the match switched when Armour ran the ropes and Thriller tripped him.
Then it was time for Nikolai to roll with the offense. He hit his finisher a couple times but Armour kicked out. The action went to the floor where the two brawled with Nikolai coming out on top. Back in the ring he hit some rapid knee strikes, went for the cover and with his feet on the ropes got the pin.
Winner: Nikolai via pinfall.
The rest of The Survivors slide in the ring and start attacking Armour. They are kicking him as he lays on the mat. King Tux comes out from the back swinging his Ken Doe fish sporting a jockstrap on it's face. He chases The Survivors off. He then asks for a mic.
King Tux: Next card. Me and the Hell in a shell vs two of you jabronis. Quote the Penguin, wocka wocka wocka.
We get a description of what the Lava Pit match will be like and then see some grainy videos of some past ones.
Paganax vs Minister of War.
Nora Pelf got this match so Minister can wear down Paganax before his match against Mayhem Unleashed at the PPV. Early on it wasn't working that way. While Minister was not intimidated by the much larger man he had trouble getting offense in during opening minutes. While Paganax pounded and slammed his opponent he learned that an Aethran does not go down easy. When Mayhem Unleashed's music played and he came out to stand on the stage the heathen chief was distracted. Minister put some offense together. After a Eye Cleaver and a two count he hit Aethran Massacre and scored the victory.
Winner: Minister of War by pinfall.
Mayhem grinned and wrapped his chain around his fist as he slowly made his way down to the ring. That is when Magnus Colby came on the Jumbotron.
Magnus Colby: I wouldn't recommend that Mayhem. You and your partner need to rest up. The Butchers of Aethra have a tag match on the next card. A couple heavy hitters are come my in and will give you a vicious beating.
The Awakening vs Old Glory.
This was a surprisingly short match. US Patriot II rolled over Char. After a small package he hit an Adam's Atomic Blast. A cover and the ref counted three. Perhaps not having Murdok ring side hurt The Awakening. It wouldn't be the first time.
Winner: Old Glory via pinfall.
We see Chaos Supreme in the middle of the ring.
Chaos Supreme: Monolith on the last card you beat me. No denying that. I just don't think you can do it again. You've been complaning about lack of competition. Well I'm the best competition. So face me on the next card.
Wolf vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship match.
Prime was dominating his long time nemeses for first three minutes or so. Then Wolf started fighting back. The action spilled to the floor. As the men fought, Magnus Colby distracted the ref. Prime grabbed a chair and whacked Wolf on the back. Wolf snapped and grabbed the chair and started smashing Prime with it. Magnus got a shocked look on his face and pointed to what Wolf was doing to the ref. The ref ran over and ordered Wolf to stop. Wolf ignored him and with Prime down on his back Wolf tried forcing the back of the chair on his throat. When the ref put his hand on Wolf, Wolf pushed him down. The ref called for the bell.
Winner: Prime Colonizer via disqualification to win the title.
Since the US title changes hands on DQ results Wolf lost the title to Prime. As Wolf pleaded his case, and seemed to apologize, to the ref Evolution ran out carrying an axe handle. He attacked Wolf from behind and laid him out. At this point Prime was recovering and got to his feet. Just after Magnus handed Prime the title belt Evolution turned and struck Prime with the handle. It busted Prime's forehead up. Prime fell to his knees as blood started to flow. Evolution walked back to the stage, turned to the crowd and held the handle over his head as fans booed.
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