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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 21, 2021 15:04:40 GMT -5
PAW - Hyperion Craterdome
The show starts with a video look at the Dirty Animals on the last show. Also, their push of "Murtak #RIP" on social media.
Then we are live in back where Moonlight and Duke of Destruction are brawling like a couple wild animals. They use chairs, baking sheets from catering and anything they can get their hands on. Moonlight grabs a carafe of coffee and smacks it on Duke's head. Later Duke grabs a mop and breaks it over Moonlights back. Then security finally get them pulled apart. This feud is far from over.
Cool w/Sonny and Johnny Rocket vs Swerve.
Swerve was dominating Cool early on. He made a few pin attempts, one after a Titan Drop finisher, but couldn't put Cool away. Thanks to some shady antics of the Rockets father and son due, Cool was able to go on the attack. He hit a 450 and covered but only got a two count. He got frustrated leading to sloppy wrestling. Swerve regained control and hit a Whirlwind for the pin.
Winner: Swerve by pinfall.
Soon as the bell rang Swerve bailed out of the ring just as the Rockets got in. He took off to avoid the beat down. He pointed to his head as he walked up the ramp.
The Loyalist is talking to the Natives in their locker room. He said it's time their tribe had glory. Glory by gaining PAW gold and their tag team is how it's going to happen. Ygorr and Krud are listening intently.
Pardon vs Vacant for the PAW Xtreme Championship.
As the Brymstone fans went wild Pardon slowly made his way to the ring. He was playing things up and taking in the admiration. He fed that off as the match started. He was rolling over Vacant. He hit a Centaurus Crucifix and covered. Vacant kicked out at two. Pardon looked down at him and shook his head. He waited till Vacant got up then grabbed him and hit his other finisher, Future Endeavors. Once again Vacant kicked out. Pardon looked like he was getting annoyed. Another Centaurus Crucifix. He hooked Vacant's leg but Vacant kicked out right before three.
Pardon is yelling at the ref that it was three. He grabbed Vacant and flung him over the top rope. Pardon ran the ropes and performed a suicide dive. He kicked and stomped on Vacant around the ring. A piledriver on the entrance ramp and then Pardon took the match back inside of the ring. A third Centaurus Crucifix finally put Vacant away. Pardon stood and spat on Vacant after his win.
Winner: Pardon via pinfall to retain his title.
As Pardon is holding his title belt high, celebrating with his fans, the lights go out. When they come back on a black sail is flying on top of one of the turnbuckles. Pardon just stares at it.
A solemn Armour and Mayham, both dressed in black, make their way to the ring. Johnny Rocket is waiting in the ring and addresses them when they enter.
Johnny Rocket: Guys, I have to ask, what is going on with Murtak?
At that Mayham slowly raises a hand and points at the jumbotron screen where a picture of Murtak's face appears with #RIP under it.
Armour: You see, recently Murtak left us and went to a better place.
The camera pans the crowd and many fans look sad, some seem to be crying.
Johnny Rocket: Oh my. I'm so sorry for your loss. I wish I had the chance to say bye and tell him how I felt about him.
Armour: That is sweet. If you want, you can on the next show.
Johnny Rocket: Oh, is that when the funeral is or maybe a wake?
Armour and Mayham looked at Johnny like he had a grown a horn or something.
Mayham: What the heck are ya rambling about? Murtak's not dead.
Now it was Johnny's turn to give them a bizarre look.
Johnny Rocket: What? But you said he left us and was in a better place?
Armour: Yea. He left us to go talk to book publishers about buying the rights to his autobiography. He is in a better place because he's going to fancy places and restaurants.
Mayham: Unlike the dumps we've been wrestling in. <snort>
Fans boo.
Johnny Rocket: Ok, fine, but what about this hashtag RIP stuff.
Armour: That is what Murtak is. A Really Important Person.
At that Johnny throws up his hands, a look of exasperation on his face and he leaves the ring. Armour looks into the camera.
Armour: We miss you boss. The Dirty Animals have a nice homecoming planned for you on the next show. See you soon.
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 21, 2021 15:47:16 GMT -5
Card #157 - Hyperion Craterdome
Johnny Rocket: We have a great card for you tonight. Wolf finally gets his hands on Darkness as they are in tonight's main event. But first Category Five has asked for a handicap match to help him get ready for the Triple Threat Light Speed Championship match at Venom. He faces Insert Team Name Here and that match is now.
Category Five vs Insert Team Name Here.
Cringe with some early offense but Five fought back. Things went south for Five when Grovel came in the ring to try and double team Five. As the ref is focusing on getting Grovel back into his team's corner Chavo Pequeno ran down with a mariachi guitar, slid in the ring and smashed it over Five's head. Chavo escaped before the ref saw him. Cringe followed up with stomps to head and covered for the three count.
Winner: Insert Team Name Here via pinfall.
As Category Five started to recover his senses he got mad and ran off to the back to get his hands on Chavo.
A Cosmic Tag Team Championship match between Butchers of Aethra and Gen 3 is announced for Venom.
Bad Dude w/Krakan vs Oracle.
This was pretty much a squash match as Bad Dude dominated Oracle and beat him from post to post. He motioned to Krakan who got on the apron to get the ref's attention. Bad Dude grabbed Arsenal and performed Meet Arsenal. The ref turned back around and saw Dude make the cover. That was the end of the match.
Winner: Bad Dude by pinfall.
After winning he grabs Arsenal and gets a mic.
Bad Dude: Nikolai, you and I have a match at Venom. It's no DQ. So, anything goes. You bring your cattle prod and I will bring my girl (he kisses Arsenal) and we can beat each other up...till I pin your punk ass.
Avenging Force vs Orrus the Unstoppable.
Avenging Force was a house of fire and had Orrus on the defensive for several moments. He couldn't apply his finisher or put Orrus away. That allowed Orrus to start fighting back. Momentum went back and forth and eventually the bell rang as we reached the time limit.
Winner: None, Time Limit Draw.
The fans chant "Five more minutes" and Avenging Force is all for it but Orrus waves them off, leaves the ring and walks to the back.
Johnny Rocket and Announcers A and B are talking about how Evolution is the longest reigning current champion in CLAW and longest reigning CLAW US Heavyweight Champion ever. He wants a challenge and rumor is that Magnus Colby and CLAW officials might be looking outside of CLAW for his opponent at Venom.
Desolation Factor w/Magnus Colby vs The Awakening w/Murdok.
Rack was overpowering Char to start the action. Then surprisingly Char got in some offense. It just pissed Rack off and he threw him between the ropes. Rack went to the floor and was decimating Char. He lifted Char and put him thru the Spanish announcers table forcing the ref to call for the DQ.
Winner: The Awakening by disqualification.
Angry at being DQ'd, Desolation Factor took out their frustration on The Awakening. They just beat them all around the ring and left Char and Tek laid out as they marched off to the back. Murdok kept away from the carnage until Desolation Factor left.
Avenging Force: So, you didn't want to go five more minutes Orrus? Eh, I don't blame you. We both know you couldn't beat me if you had five or fifty more minutes. You are just not good enough. You are just not in my league.
Wolf w/Spike vs Darkness w/Maramus.
As is their routine Maramus came out alone. The lights went off and when they came on Darkness was on a turnbuckle and leaped at Wolf. But with his senses Wolf was ready and hit Darkness with an elbow. Surprisingly Wolf's advantage was short lived. Darkness started to own him. He hit three Dark Nights and had Wolf reeling. It seemed he would roll to an easy win when Monolith came storming down. He enters the ring and starts attacking Darkness. Wolf comes over and Monolith slugs him. The ref calls for the bell. The announcers are not sure what the decision is.
Winner: None, match is a No Contest.
Monolith and Wolf struggle a bit then Monolith turns his attention toward Darkness. Before he gets his hands on Darkness again the lights go out. When they come on Darkness and Maramus are gone. Monolith growls then looks at Wolf. He points at Wolf and then the two start fighting. Endgame comes out to the stage and watches the craziness in the ring as the show ends.
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 25, 2021 15:03:37 GMT -5
PAW - Phoebe Civic Arena
The show begins with The Survivors in the interview arena. They talk about how The Natives have been begging for a title shot. So, they will give them that tonight. Then The Natives will learn to be careful what you ask for.
King Tux is in the ring waiting for his opponent. The lights dim. The sound of wind and splashing water is heard. Then we see someone rising from under the stage. It's Captain Crossbones rising on a platform till he is standing on the stage. Then he slowly walks to the ring as we hear a pirate shanty.
Captain Crossbones vs King Tux w/Gobbler the Hit-Turkey.
The Captain was destroying King Tux then he hit Black Flags. It looked like it was over but Tux rolled his shoulder at the last moment. Crossbones looked surprised. He then hit his finisher a second time. As the ref counted, Gobbler placed Tux's leg on the bottom rope then pointed it out to the ref. Crossbones rolled out of the ring and attacked Gobbler, tossing him into the ring steps. Back in the ring he put Tux in a crossface but the penguin fought out of it. Finally, a third Black Sails put Tux away. Crossbones dominated but Tux did not go down easy.
Winner: Captain Crossbones by pinfall.
We see clips of the recent confrontations between Moonlight and Duke of Destruction. It is announced that on the next card they will face off in a No DQ, non title match. If Duke wins, he will earn a title shot.
Next, we see Armour blowing up balloons with lung power. We see a Welcome Back banner and a plate of cupcakes.
The Survivors vs The Natives w/The Loyalist in a PAW Tag Team Championship match.
The Natives and The Loyalist make a special entrance with ceremonial dancers. It must have pumped up The Natives as they went toe to toe with the champs. Ygorr started strong but then The Survivors started to roll. Both teams made numerous tags as they tried to gain the advantage. The Survivors started to wear down Krud. Then The Loyalist came into the ring. Bobby Lee attacked him and tossed him out. When he turned around Krud attacked him giving The Natives the advantage. They were wearing the big man down. They hit their finisher but Bobby Lee kicked out. For a while it looked like they'd pull off the upset but Lee was able to tag out and Thriller ended this long match with a Death Defier on Ygorr and pinned him.
Winner: The Survivors via pinfall to retain the titles.
In a bit of a shocker, after the match The Survivors shook the hands of The Natives.
Back from commercial and we see the ring is decorated with streamers and balloons. There is the Welcome Back sign and a table set up with a plate of cupcakes and a punchbowl full of punch. Armour is standing in the ring. He is smiling but also looking concerned. He keeps checking his wrist even though he is not wearing a watch.
Armour: I know you all are waiting to welcome back Murtak just like I am. He should be here any moment.
Then Mayham comes running out and enters the ring.
Mayham: I just got off the phone with Murtak's personal assistant. He called with some news. He said that our wonderful leader, Murtak the Merciless, is dead...
He lifts his fist up to his mouth and looks as if he is choking up. Then he lets out a loud belch.
Mayham: Sorry about that. I was chowing down on some pork spareribs when I got the call. They always give me the burps. As I was saying, the assistant says that Murtak is dead set on making Dirty Animals the best faction in all of wrestling. So, he is delayed and won't be here tonight. He will most definitely be here on the next show with two big surprises to make Dirty Animals even stronger than we already are.
At that announcement Armour gets a big smile on his face and high fives Mayham.
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 26, 2021 15:42:57 GMT -5
Card #158 - Phoebe Civic Arena
Chavo Pequeno vs Grovel w/Cringe.
Grovel was putting on a good showing when Chavo quickly turned things around. A hurricanrana led to the pin.
Winner: Chavo Pequeno by pinfall.
He asked for a mic after his win.
Chavo Pequeno: Did you see that. Did ya all see that. I beat Grovel. Add that to my win over Cringe and you get me beating Insert Team Name Here. That is something Category Five can't say. Turns out I have the muscle AND the hustle.
There is something going on the stage. Category Five is trying to get to Chavo but he's being held back by security. In the ring Chavo waves at him and then does a little dance.
Torment w/Spike vs Mike Fortune w/Krakan.
The young Aethran was like a force of nature from the start. He hit a powerbomb and just kept beating on Mike. He used Instrument Of Torture, avoiding a disqualification, and earned the W.
Winner: Torment via pinfall.
We see Monolith beating Wolf at Clash Of The Immortals to win the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. Then we see what has gone on since between Darkness, Wolf and Endgame. Later tonight we find out which of them will face Monolith at Venom.
Endgame vs Nikolai.
Hoping to send a message to the CLAW Board of Directors before they announce Monolith's opponent he put on an impressive show. Nikolai was never in this match but he showed his toughness by refusing to go down easy. He survived being in the Rolling Figure Four twice. When Endgame hit This Ends Now it did.
Winner: Endgame via pinfall.
We see Magnus Colby sitting behind his desk in his office.
Magnus Colby: As you all know there have been three men trying to strike their claim to the next title shot against Monolith. Wolf, Endgame and Darkness. After discussing this with the Board we finally came to a discission. At the Venom PPV the main event will be a Four Corners match. Monolith vs Wolf vs Endgame vs Darkness. First pin or submission will end the match and the winner will be the Cosmic champion. Good luck to all four men.
Solitude vs Tharkas w/Orrus the Unstoppable.
The two men fought tooth and nail. Tharkas hit Obliterator but Solitude kicked out. Later he performed I Speak My Mind and the ref disqualified him.
Winner: Solitude by disqualification.
Orrus enters the ring and he helps Tharkas double team Solitude. They are beating him down when Avenging Force runs down and starts fighting then. He looks good at first but the numbers game is too much. Refs come down and eventually get Tharkas and Orrus to leave the ring but not before leaving Solitude and Avenging Force laid out..
A look at the Venom PPV as it stands right now.
- Monolith vs Wolf vs Endgame vs Darkness in a Four Corners match for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
- Butchers of Aethra vs Gen 3 for the Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
- Evolution vs TBA for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
- Agony vs Oppressor in a Last Man Standing match for the Primus Carnage Title.
- Speedster vs Category Five vs Chavo Pequeno in a Triple Threat match for the Light Speed Championship.
- Bad Dude vs Nikolai in a No DQ match.
Desolation Factor w/Magnus Colby vs Gen 3.
Desolation Factor attacked the brothers before the bell. Once the match officially started Rack hit a Back Stabber on Centauri and made a fast cover but only got a two count. From there the match was a slobber knocker as the teams used frequent tags and double team moves as momentum went back and forth. Nebula wore Rack down with submission holds but couldn't put him away. A couple minutes later Rack was in the ring with Centauri and tagged Ruin. They hit their tag finisher, Racked And Ruined. Ruin made the cover as Rack watched over him to keep Nebula from making a save.
Winner: Desolation Factor via pinfall.
Magnus Colby: Hey Gen 3. My boys and I wish you the best of luck in your match at Venom. Because if you win the titles, we will be there waiting to take those belts off of you.
He lights his cigar as Desolation Factor laugh.
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 30, 2021 15:26:17 GMT -5
PAW - Sagitta Forum
Cool w/Johnny and Sonny Rocket vs Vacant.
Cool caught Vacant off guard right before the bell with a Detonator Bomb and controlled the match from start to finish. He won the match after a Sleazy Superkick.
Winner: Cool by pinfall.
Mayham and Armour are in the Dirty Animals locker room. It is decorated with a Welcome Back banner, balloons and streamers. There is a table set up with snacks. Armour is pacing around while Mayham uses a fingernail to pick at his teeth.
Blue Brothers vs Mad Maxus.
As Mad Maxus made their way to the ring for the match it seemed they were having a heated discussion. Electric Axe and Blue Chip started the match. Chip was out wrestling Axe as expected but some sneaky tactics by Axe gave him control. He tagged out to Totally Awesome. It would seem Awesome's size and power would let him dominate the brothers but that wasn't the case. The brothers used their superior wrestling ability and Cetus Suplexs to wear the big man down. True Blue realized that he and his brother's finisher might not be enough to get the win so he ended up hitting a Cetus Suplex three straight times and finally got the pin.
Winner: Blue Brothers by pinfall.
Back to the Dirty Animal locker room. Murtak the Merciless walks in. Armour explodes with excitement.
Armour: Welcome back boss! We missed you so much!
Murtak: Relax. I was gone just a few weeks. It's not like I was dead.
An awkward look is shared by Armour and Mayham.
Murtak: And like any trip I brought something back for us.
Mayham: A honey baked ham?
Now Murtak gives Mayham a bizarre look.
Murtak: Um...no. Let me introduce you to Howler and Alkalil, Eater Of Ants.
In walks a primate, wearing a ball cap and blowing on a whistle. He jumps up and swings from a light fixture. He is followed by an anteater wearing clothes that made him like an extra from Lawrence of Arabia. Murtak: This is Alkalil, one of the toughest hardcore wrestlers in the galaxy. That is Howler hanging from the light. He will be our manager. Both are newest members of Dirty Animals.
Armour: Manager? Wow that's bananas.
Everyone gets quiet. Howler falls to the floor in front of Armour. He howls at Armour then turns around and leaves the locker room. Alkalil raises his nose and follows Howler out of the room. Murtak has an exasperated look on his face as he holds his hands up, palms toward the ceiling. He then shakes his head in disbelief and leaves as well.
Armour: What?
Mayham: Man, that was cold. Kinda funny but still cold.
Armour: What did I do?
Mayham: Saying bananas when Howler is a primate. Man, that was classic.
He then makes his exit leaving Armour alone. Armour turns to the cameraman.
Armour: Primate? I thought he was just a human in need of a shave and haircut.
We see a video of the recent altercations between Moonlight and Duke of Destruction that led to tonight's main event. A non-title, No DQ match between them. Then we see a VIP sitting in the front row, Moonlight's grandfather and wrestling legend Ghengis Khan.
Moonlight vs Duke of Destruction in a non-title, No DQ match.
Moonlight paced in her corner like a caged animal ready to explode. Soon as the bell rang, she did just that. Duke rode out the storm of her early offense then unleashed his own. He worked Moonlight over for a couple minutes then decided to take the fight to the floor. After kicking Moonlight a couple times, he noticed Khan. He got in Khan's face and the two men talked smack to each other. It looked like Duke was about to walk off when he suddenly swung back and slugged Khan knocking him down. Moonlight saw that and let a loud scream escape her as she lunged at Duke. She rained blows on Duke then started choking him. The ref tried to get her to stop but as it was no DQ there was little he could do. She then took Duke and ran his face into the steel ring post a couple times before taking the match back inside of the ring. She worked on Duke a bit then finished him with a Mongolian Horde.
Winner: Moonlight via pinfall.
Soon as the ref counted three, she rolled out of the ring and checked on her grandfather. He let her know he was all right and raised her arm as fans cheered.
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Post by on_the_edge on Sept 30, 2021 16:11:25 GMT -5
Card #159 - Sagitta Forum
Category Five w/Spike vs Chavo Pequeno w/Mariachi Band.
This match is between two men who have had their issues. They will be in a match at Venom with Speedster for the Light Speed Championship. Category Five was in control till Chavo hit him with a head but that rocked Category Five. From there Chavo worked the Aethran over for several minutes. Once Category Five was able to come up with a counter he went to work. A Lighting Strike led to a one...two...kick out. He followed up with Prison Break and pinned Chavo.
Winner: Category Five by pinfall.
With the match over the Mariachi band got in the ring and attacked Category Five. They were laying a beating on him when Spike got in the ring and laid two of the band members out. That left Chavo and one band member. They squared up to fight Spike when Chavo pushed the band member toward Spike and jumped out of the ring. Spike grabbed the last band member and performed a Megadestroyer while Chavo watched.
A sad looking Oracle is walking in a hallway in back. He passes Wiggy who was pouring herself a coffee.
Wiggy: Hey Oracle you ok?
He stops, sighs and turns toward Wiggy.
Oracle: No, not really. Once my Church of Truth was thriving and seemed to be on the way to bigger, better things. But members have abandoned me. I am down to Agony and all seems lost. I think the Church is finished.
He turns and sulks off.
Oppressor w/Murdok vs Bad Dude w/Krakan.
Even though his opponent stood over a foot taller than him Bad Dude showed no fear. When the bell rang the two tore into each other and surprisingly Dude came out on top. His advantage was short lived. For several minutes momentum swung one man to the other. Dude looked at Krakan who went to argue with Murdok. The ref saw that and went to the floor to separate them. This allowed Bad Dude to grab his club and hit Meet Arsenal. He made the cover but had to wait for the ref. Oppressor kicked out at last moment. The distraction helped but also hurt Dude. He sent the giant to the floor and jumped on his back. As the two fought on the floor Dude grabbed the time keeper's hammer and smacked Oppressor. The ref called for the bell. It took a while for the time keeper to ring it as he had to find a replacement for his hammer.
Winner: Oppressor via disqualification.
Dude, laughing as he went, left with his manager while Murdok checked on Oppressor.
Monolith and Dark Menace are in the interview area.
Dark Menace: So, the genetic beast has three opponents at Venom. That is fine. He will destroy all of them. He has the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship and no one...NO ONE, will take it from him. Show them Monolith.
The champ lifts a table, glares at the camera and breaks the table over his head. The camera shakes a bit due to the cameraman being a bit scared.
Darkness w/Maramus vs Doomsayer.
Doomsayer was waiting in the ring when the lights went out and came back in. Maramus was on the floor facing Doomsayer and waved while Darkness was behind Doomsayer and attacked him. Darkness kept on the attack and finished him a Feared Face Driver.
Winner: Darkness via pinfall.
A loud howl is heard and Wolf comes running out. When he gets down to the ring the lights go out. When the lights come back on Darkness is gone. Maramus is not however as Wolf has a grip of his shirt. Wolf's hyper senses must have led him to Maramus in the dark, keeping him from escaping. Maramus look terrified and was begging off. It didn't work as Wolf applied Savage Face Claw. Maramus screamed in pain as blood started to flow. Security ran out and pulled Wolf off. Wolf faced the camera.
Wolf: Darkness. Monolith. This is what waits for you at Venom. Endgame, you too if you get in my way. That belt is coming back to me and Aethra Invasion.
He licks the blood on his claws as refs help stop Maramus's bleeding forehead and get him to the back.
The Enforcers w/Krakan vs Torment and Turmoil w/Spike.
Torment beat down on Tongsoon from the opening bell. It was non-stop brutality. After a couple pin attempts, he tagged Turmoil and they performed a double team Aethran Piledriver. Turmoil covered but somehow Tongsoon kicked out. Turmoil was upset and went to the floor to set up a table. The ref warned him but he ignored it and hit a Table Breaker. The ref called for the bell.
Winner: The Enforcers by disqualification.
Galactic Punisher came over to check on his partner but got jumped by the Aethrans. After laying him out they set up a second table and Turmoil with a second Table Breaker on Tongsoon. Spike and his boys raised their arms while the fans booed. Krakan motioned to the back for some medical help for Tongsoon.
A promo for the Venom PPV. The focus is the main event, the Four Corners match for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship between Monolith, Wolf, Endgame and Darkness. Also on the next card, the last before the PPV, we should get information on Evolution's opponent for the US Heavyweight Championship.
Endgame vs Mister Centra w/Skull.
Endgame was using this match as a warm-up for his match at Venom. He was cruising early on. An Endgame's Redemption took the air out of Centra. Things changed when Endgame went for a double fist drop and Centra rolled out of the way. Mister Centra took advantage of the opening. He went to work and hit a nasty Vector One Verve. It looked like things back fired on Endgame. Centra went for the pin but Endgame dug down deep and kicked out. It seemed to throw Centra off his game as soon Endgame regained control. A couple more Endgame's Redemption softened Centra up and Endgame hit This End's Now for the victory.
Winner: Endgame via pinfall.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 3, 2021 14:00:20 GMT -5
PAW - Paradise Palace
Mayham and Armour have arrived and are walking thru the casino part of the Palace.
Armour: I am in so much trouble. Howler is going to kick me out of the Dirty Animals.
Mayham: Relax shell boy. If he was really mad at you, he would have torn your face off the other day. Or worse, tossed his poo at you. Ha, poo at you. I'm a poet and didn't know it till just now.
He continues walking but Armour has stopped with a look of disgusted shock on his face.
Uranus w/Johhny Rocket vs Mass.
When the match started Mass slammed Uranus. Instead of following up he made the mistake of celebrating which allowed Uranus to recover. Then it was the leader of Rocketmen of Uranus's turn to make a bad mistake. He challenged Mass to a test of strength which of course he lost. Mass just couldn't get much going and eventually Uranus did. A Son of Janus ended the match.
Winner: Uranus by pinfall.
Howler, Armour and Alkalil are in the Dirty Animals locker room.
Armour: Um, hope there are no hard feelings Howler old chap. A simple misunderstanding on my part.
Howler: Fine.
Armour: So, I think I have a name for our tag team. Andromeda Xtreme. What do you think?
Howler: No. You have to earn a name like that. Alkalil certainly has. But you...(he gets in Armour's face)...you will have to show me you are worthy of that name. Till then you will be A&A Express. You have to earn a name like Andromeda Xtreme. If you don't like it, you can make like a...banana...and split.
He turns and walks off with Alkalil in tow. Armour's eyes bulge as he swallows hard.
A&A Express w/Howler vs The Natives w/The Loyalist.
The Express worked really good as a team especially considering it was their first time teaming. They were dominating Ygorr. Armour and Alkalil each made a pin attempt with no success. Ygorr for his part attempted to tag out but kept getting cut off. Eventually he countered Armour and tagged Krud in.
Krud was giving Armour fits. That caused Howler to hop on the ring apron and flip off Krud. That did the trick as Krud got mad and rushed at Howler who simply dropped to the floor as he howled and hooted. Armour attacked Krud from behind. Then the A&A Express made frequent tags to stay fresh as they wore Krud down. Armour hit him with an Armoured Assault and rolled Krud up for the three count.
Winner: A&A Express by pinfall.
Pardon is packing his duffle bag in his locker room. Suddenly the lights go out and a rattling of chains is heard. The lights return and the locker room is full of fog. As the fog slowly fades, we see a black sail hanging in the locker room and an old fashion metal saber that has been plunged into Pardon's duffle bag. Then Captain Crossbone's voice is heard almost as if in a dream.
Captain Crossbones: Your end is coming Pardon. For ages the sight of the Black Sails put fear into men. Soon, I will show you why as I terrorize you not with mind games but in the ring. I will beat you. I will destroy you. I will take the PAW Xtreme Championship from you. I am Captain Crossbones. Fear me!
Suddenly Pardon's duffel bag bursts into flames and burns. Pardon just watches the fire.
Swerve vs Mayham w/Murtak the Merciless.
Once the bell announced the beginning of the match Swerve rocked Mayham with a dropkick and back to back Titan Drops. His attempted pins were not successful, it was too early in the match, but they took the fight out of the ham that slams and allowed Swerve to dominate. After a couple minutes Swerve with another Titan Drop and he won the match.
Winner: Swerve via pinfall.
A man comes running out of the back, slides into the ring and proceeds to attack Swerve. Mayham just exits the ring and leaves with Murtak.
Announcer A: That's the wrestler Quest. What is his beef with Swerve?
Johnny Rocket: I don't know but he is just wailing on Swerve. This Quest is a brute. He is one tough customer.
Security come out but Quest sees them coming and bails out of the ring and retreats thru the fans before they can get their hands on him. Swerve looks to be in bad shape.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 6, 2021 15:48:14 GMT -5
Card #160 - Paradise Palace
Flamita vs Grovel w/Cringe.
A nice fast paced Light Speed match to kick off the show. Grovel grabs control early before Flamita can fight back. Once Flamita has control he does not let go. Hit 450 Splash finisher earns him the victory.
Winner: Flamita by pinfall.
A live feed from Magnus Colby's office where he is standing in front of his desk.
Magnus Colby: US Heavyweight Champion Evolution has been demanding competition for his title. Well, we here at CLAW looked high and low, then high again. We found one of the hottest free agents out there and he will be at Venom to challenge Evolution for his title. Everyone, including Evolution himself, will have to wait to see who his opponent will be. That will just add to his challenge.
Avenging Force vs Torment.
The Aethran looked good for a couple minutes then his lack of experience showed. Avenging Force hit some offense to wear Torment down then applied Avenging Force and made Torment tap out.
Winner: Avenging Force via submission.
Spike it talking to Evolution about his match at Venom and how to handle his mystery opponent when Wolf walks up.
Wolf: It's all good that you coddle this young pup but remember you have other guys under your...leadership. Heck one of your other pups just lost his match if ya didn't know. Not too much your MVP, me, lost his title no thanks to you and I have a chance to win it back at the PPV. Hopefully you are focused on that too so you don't cost me.
He walks off leaving a Spike that appears to be fuming.
Gen 3 vs The Awakening w/Murdok.
Centauri and Tek went back and forth. Tek made an unsuccessful pin attempt then tagged Char in. The two fought their way to the floor and exchanged blows there. Char grabbed a chair and swung it but Centauri moved out of the way. A kick to Char's gut caused him to drop the chair and before he seemed to know what he was doing Centauri grabbed the chair and hit Char. The match was over.
Winner: The Awakening via disqualification.
A mocking clapping is heard and out come Desolation Factor. They make their way into the ring and face off with Gen 3.
Rack: Way to keep your cool Centauri. We hope you do better in your title match at Venom. We want you to win so we can take those belts off of you lil guys.
Suddenly The Awakening attack Desolation Factor. It seems they have not forgot the match they won by DQ against Desolation Factor and wanted some payback. Gen 3 join them and the two teams that just has a match send Desolation Factor spilling out to the floor. There is no celebration as The Awakening turn their attention to Gen 3 and both teams are throwing haymakers. Some refs and officials come out along with Magnus Colby. Magnus gathers his men and keeps them from re-entering the ring while the other men try and pull the two teams in the ring apart.
A look at the Venom PPV card.
- Monolith vs Wolf vs Endgame vs Darkness in a Four Corners match for the CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
- Butchers of Aethra vs Gen 3 for the CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
- Evolution vs TBA for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
- Agony vs Oppressor in a Last Man Standing match for the Primus Carnage Title.
- Speedster vs Category Five vs Chavo Pequeno in a Triple Threat match for the Light Speed Championship.
- Bad Dude vs Nikolai in a No DQ match.
- Solitude and Avenging Force vs Tharkas & Orrus the Unstoppable.
plus, just added
- Moonlight vs Duke of Destruction in a Cage match for the PAW TV Championship.
Oppressor w/Murdok vs Oracle.
Oracle came down to the ring looking dejected with his head down. It never looked like his heart was in this match. Thus, Oppressor dominated and finally won via Suppression. He made a gesture of putting on gloves or more precisely, gauntlets. Reference to his title match against Agony at Venom.
Winner: Oppressor by submission.
A last hype video for the Venom PPV which will be the next event for CLAW. Then a reminder to tune into the next card for all the fallout from the PPV.
Wolf w/Spike vs Star Slayer.
Wolf was using this as a warm up match for his title match at Venom. He was dominating the action. He hit End of the Hunt a couple times but after each time he made very casual covers. It seemed he was playing with his prey and it almost came back to haunt him. Star Slayer fought back with a series of Tomahawk chops that rocked Wolf. He made a pin attempt but Wolf kicked out. He followed up with The Apocalypse, while not using his rifle which might have been a mistake on his part. After Wolf kicked out again Star Slayer went for the kill by attempting Mad Mat. However, Wolf jumped up and flung him across the ring. Soon after another End of the Hunt and this time Wolf hooked both legs and got the three.
Winner: Wolf via pinfall.
When Wolf exited the ring Spike went to congratulate him but Wolf blew him off and walked up the ramp. Spike stood there watching him leave with an usual look on his face.
Oracle is sitting on a bench in the locker room drinking a bottle of water and looking depressed. He hears a knock and the door open. He slowly looks up and a small smile crosses his face. Zealos has walked in.
Zealos: I am back from my mission sir.
Oracle: I am glad. It's ok that you did not succeed. The Church of Truth might be over but I'm happy to see you again.
Zealos: But my mission to find new followers WAS a success sir. I found four new men to join us. While they may be green in the ring like me they have shown their devotion and will improve as will I.
This brings a bigger smile to Oracle's face.
Oracle: Really? Well, where are they?
Zealos: On their way. They had to pack and are making their way here. They should arrive on the first show after Venom. But they were not the only one I convinced to join us. There is one more. He is outside. (Turns toward the door) You can come in now.
We here the door open again and it looks like Oracle's jaw will hit the floor.
Oracle: You have to be kidding me. Is this real? Zealos you are truly a godsend to our Church. You have pulled us back from the edge of the abyss and made us strong once again.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 6, 2021 18:05:49 GMT -5
Venom PPV - New Globe Theater
Speedster vs Category Five vs Chavo Pequeno in a Triple Threat match for the Light Speed Championship.
All there men eyed the others as they circled around the ring after the opening bell. Then Five and Pequeno attacked Speedster. They threw over the top rope and he crashed to the floor. Then the two men turned on each other. They have had their issues and were taking out their hatred on each other. Five went for a quick pin but Chavo kicked out.
The next few minutes saw a pattern. Two guys beating on each other. One would take the advantage then the third men would get involved, toss the guy in control out of the ring and then attack the man in trouble. For a while it seemed Speedster would beat Chavo and retain his title. Then Category Five threw him into a ring post and went after a worn down Chavo. Category Five hit Hurricane Aethra and the Aethran warrior made the cover for a three count. He is the new Light Speed champ.
Winner: Category Five by pinfall to win the title.
As the ring crew sets up the cage for the next match, we see a video highlighting the feud between Moonlight and Duke of Destruction in PAW.
Moonlight w/Ghengis Khan vs Duke of Destruction in a Cage match for the PAW TV Championship.
Wrestling legend Khan walked his granddaughter down to the ring. After the cage door is locked Duke spat at Khan which enraged Moonlight. That was what Duke hoped for as Moonlight rushed him and he used an eye rake to take control. He pounded on her and sent her face first into the unforgiving steel cage. Khan urged his granddaughter to fight back. She fed off his energy and did just that. She hit a Mongolian Horde finisher but Duke kicked out. Some more of her powerful offense and another pin attempt. Then the champ hit her finisher a second time. This time it was enough and she got the pin.
Winner: Moonlight via pinfall to retain the title.
Post-match Khan got in the ring and spat down on Duke. Moonlight smiled and raised Khan's arm but he turned it around and raised her arm as fans cheered.
A look at all four men in tonight's main event arriving at different times to the arena. Darkness is by himself as Maramus is still recovering from Wolf's attack on him.
Butchers of Aethra vs Gen 3 for the Cosmic Tag Team Championship.
Early on the champs had Centauri in trouble. A couple times he would counter a move but instead of tagging out he went on the attack only to soon be on the defensive. Eventually Nebula did get tagged in and he used his sleeper finisher on Mayhem Unleashed then a figure four. Spike got on the apron to distract Nebula. This allowed the Aethran madman to battle back. He hit a Leap Of Doom but only got a two count. He looked shocked but was in control enough to tag out. Minister of War brutalized Nebula and finished him off with an Aethran Massacre. The champs win and retain their belts.
Winner: Butchers of Aethra to retain.
The ref hands the title belts to the champs as Spike entered the ring to celebrate with his men. However, they did not seem interested in that and simply left the ring with Spike standing there confused.
We see a stretch white limo pull up in the back. Johnny Rocket speculates that Evolution's opponent tonight might be in there.
Bad Dude vs Nikolai in a No DQ match.
Dude comes out without his manager but he has Arsenal who he is hugging. Once the bell rings to start the match both men meet in the middle of the ring and have a stare down. Then in a surprise Dude drops to his knees and pleads with Nikolai. Needless to say, Nikolai is confused and he looks around toward the fans. It was all a ploy as Dude hits a nasty low blow. A crazy smile crosses Dude's face. He then goes on the warpath. He grabs Arsenal and blasts Nikolai right in front of the ref as the ref could do nothing in this match but let it happen. Dude didn't get the pin. He continued to brutalize his opponent. After ending on the floor, a couple times Nikolai was able to fight back for a bit but it didn't last long. Later Dude used a chair to hit Nikolai that really stunned him. Back in the ring a second Meet Arsenal put Nikolai away.
Winner: Bad Dude via pinfall.
Before leaving the ring, Bad Dude grabbed Nikolai's cattle prod. He looked it over and then used it to zap Nikolai who flipped around on the mat like a fish out of water. Dude then looked at the prod again, shrugged his shoulders in an unimpressive manner and tossed the prod to the floor. He then kissed Arsenal, waited for Nikolai to stumble to his feet before hitting him with Arsenal one last time. Fans booed as Bad Dude walked to the back.
Aethran Invasion celebrate in their locker room as the Butchers retained their titles and Category Five won the Light Speed Championship just like he was brought in to do. Now their focus is on Evolution defending his US title against a mystery opponent and Wolf winning back the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. Johnny Rocket points out that Wolf and the Butchers of Aethra were over on one side of the locker room while Spike, Turmoil, Torment and Category Five were on the opposite side of the locker room. That left Evolution by himself more or less in the middle of the locker room.
Solitude and Avenging Force vs Tharkas & Orrus the Unstoppable.
This match came out of some single matches between the four men. First several minutes saw the Alien Liberation Front members isolate Solitude on their side of the ring. Avenging Force desperately wanted to tag in. Solitude survived three pin attempts before he finally was able to tag out.
Avenging Force took the fight to Tharkas and had him in trouble. Tharkas realized it and made the desperate tag to Orrus. The unstoppable one came in but found himself on the defensive fairly quickly. Then the match saw numerous tags from both teams as the ebb and flow of control went from one team to the other.
Solitude nailed Tharkas with an Aethran Powerbomb and looked like he would win the match for his team. But Orrus came into the ring distracting the ref. As the ref worked to get Orrus back into his team's corner someone came running from the back to the ring.
Johnny Rocket: Who's that?
Announcer A: I believe that is the wrestler Dransak. But what is he doing here?
The man identified as Dransak slides into the ring behind Solitude. He grabs Solitude, hits a double underhook facebuster and rolls out of the ring. Tharkas recovers and rocks Solitude with an Only Human. He hooks Solitude's far leg and the ref counts three.
Winner: Tharkas & Orrus the Unstoppable by pinfall.
The winners go to the floor and celebrate with Dransak. It seems Tharkas has found a replacement for Rundar.
Speedster has changed out of his wrestling gear and is preparing to leave when Chavo Pequeno walks in.
Chavo Pequeno: Good job kid. You cost me my Light Speed title.
Speedster: What are you talking about you loco nut job. First off it was MY title, not yours. Second off it was YOU that took the pin, not me.
With that Speedster pushes past Chavo on his way out. Chavo snapped and attacked Speedster from behind. A vicious attack left Speedster laid out before Chavo finally leaves.
Agony vs Oppressor w/Murdok in a Last Man Standing match for the Primus Carnage Title.
Conspicuous by his absence is Agony's manager and spiritual leader, Oracle. It seemed like it might have been the difference. Oppressor dominated most of the action. He used his finisher Suppression and a spinebuster to gain pinfalls but Agony made it to his feet before a five count both times. Oppressor kept on the attack. Then he went to the floor and looked for something under the ring. He pulled out two cinder blocks. Back in the ring he sat Agony up. Then he grabbed a cinder block in each hand and performed Suppression again. He applied so much pressure that the blocks cracked. Oppressor made the pin then stood up. The ref slowly counted to ten. Agony could not get up and Oppressor won the match and the title.
Winner: Oppressor as the Last Man Standing to win the title.
Murdok grabs the title gauntlets and places them on Oppressor who then holds his fists up high in the air.
A commercial for the next card for PAW and CLAW. They will be from Aethra and the CLAW show will be highlighted by a celebration for Aethran Invasion.
The United Stars Heavyweight Champion Evolution is standing in the ring waiting on his mystery opponent. After a couple moments a man in black leather pants and jacket comes out to the stage.
Epitome: My name is Epitome. Now excuse me while I clear my throat.
Evolution: You? You are the big star they brought in to challenge me? Well, this will be an easy night for me. Just disappointing that I still have no challenge.
Epitome: (clears his throat) Oh Evolution, Evolution. You really are as dumb as you look. I must admit I did not think that was possible. No, I'm just here to introduce the next US Champion. He stands 7 foot tall and you...well you know the rest. He's the king of swing. He doesn't aspire to make it to the big time. The big time aspires to make it to him. Every woman's wet dream. Every man's hero. Your opponent...Paragon!
The crowd pops on hearing the name of the hottest wrestler in the indie scene. He comes out and the cheering gets louder.
Evolution w/Spike vs Paragon w/Epitome for the United Stars Heavyweight Championship.
Evolution jumps on Paragon when he was going thru the ropes to enter the ring. The match turned into a wild brawl for the first couple minutes. Then Paragon leveled Evolution with a big boot and followed it up with his powerful finisher, The Big Time. The hot crowd counted with the ref. One. Two. Evolution kicked out and the fans chanted "that was three, that was three".
Paragon stood up and played to the crowd some. Then he went back to beating on the champ. He hit The Big Time again. That brought Spike into the ring and he got in the ref's face as Paragon made the cover. The fans counted and went past three. Epitome then got in the ring and chased Spike out of the ring. Evolution tried to fight back. He slugged Paragon on the sides but it seemed to have no effect. Paragon with some more power moves. Evolution rolled out of the ring to create some separation. Paragon went out after him and that was a mistake. He rushed at Evolution who moved out of his path and shoved him into the ring steps knocking them over. Paragon looked to be in immense pain. Evolution wasted no time in getting Paragon back in the ring. He got in and hit a perfect, ring shaking, Highly Evolved. He made the cover and earned the win.
Winner: Evolution by pinfall to retain the title.
The champ grabs his title and exits the ring. He realizes how close he came to losing the match and his title. In fact, if not for Spike's interference he might have lost.
A promo for the next PPV, Solar Flair.
Monolith w/Dark Menace vs Wolf w/Spike vs Endgame vs Darkness in a Four Corners match for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.
The men made their entrance which was unusual in the case of Darkness as he walked out to the ring. There was some disagreement on who would start the match. Wolf growled at Darkness who finally got in a corner. Monolith simply glared down at Endgame and pointed to another corner. Endgame stared back to show he wasn't intimidated. Then he shrugged his shoulders and went into a corner.
The bell rang then Monolith and Wolf tore into each other. Monolith was overpowering Wolf. He hit a Crashing Stampede. Wolf sensing he was in trouble rolled to the floor. With that Endgame came into the ring. Monolith was dominating him till he tossed Endgame into the ropes. Endgame bounced off and took the giant down with a shoulder block to Monolith's legs. Endgame unleashed his offense on Monolith. After an unsuccessful pin attempt Endgame applied his Rolling Figure Four finisher. Darkness attempted to come in and make the save but Spike grabbed his legs. As Darkness tried to get free Monolith tapped out.
Winner: Endgame via submission to win the title.
After the match we see Endgame take the title belt and climb the corner. Then we see Wolf looking over at Spike. He seems to be asking Spike what did he do. Spike seems to be pleading his case. Wolf looks to be getting angrier and angrier. Meanwhile Monolith and Dark Menace are arguing with the ref. It seems they are saying Monolith wasn't tapping. Then the entrance music of Church of Truth plays and out comes Oracle.
Oracle: Congratulations on your win Endgame. Enjoy it while you can. Because you see the prodigal son has returned to the Church and I will lead him to the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. The title you just won.
With that out walks none other than the first ever Cosmic Champion, Total Anarchy. As he stands next to Oracle Endgame stares at them as does everyone else that had been involved in the main event.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 8, 2021 14:54:20 GMT -5
PAW - Aethran War Dome
We see highlights from Venom ending in clips from Moonlight's win over Duke of Destruction in their cage match.
Captain Crossbones vs Mayham w/Howler.
The fans booed Mayham during his entrance as they still do not like his wearing Aethran war paint. They were quiet during Captain Crossbones entrance as they enjoyed the eerie atmosphere. When the match began it was all Captain which the fans loved. They were enjoying seeing Mayham getting his ass kicked. The action spilled to the floor. Captain was lighting the hog with a log up. Then Pardon came running out from the back and blindsided Captain Crossbones. The ref called for the end to the match.
Winner: Captain Crossbones via disqualification.
Captain Crossbones and Pardon start fighting like two wild animals much to the delight of the fans. Mayham starts to regain his senses and looks to join the mayhem, pardon the semi pun, but Howler stops him. The manager of Dirty Animals leads his man to the back. Meanwhile security rush out to stop the wild brawl between Crossbones and Pardon.
Alkalil and Armour are talking in their locker room when Howler and Mayham come in.
Armour: Hey Howler, tonight we earn the tag team name of Andromeda Xtreme. After our match with Mad Maxus you will be impressed with me.
Howler: We shall see.
He doesn't look like he believes Armour.
Swerve vs Mass.
Swerve began the match with a dropkick but he just bounced off Mass. For the next minute or so Mass used his size and power to pound Swerve. The whole match did a 180 when Mass tossed Swerve into the ropes and Swerve came off them and hit a sling blade. Swerve went for the cover but Mass kicked out. Swerve then followed up with Titan Drop and got the win.
Winner: Swerve via pinfall.
The winner did not get much time to celebrate as the man known as Quest ran out and jumped him. After beating down on Swerve for a while Quest reached into his trunks and pulled something out.
Announcer A: Those are handcuffs.
Announcer B: This cannot be good for Swerve.
Sure enough Quest attached one cuff to Swerve's right wrist and the other to the top rope. The ref is trying to talk Quest into stopping this but Quest ignores him. Quest then uses Swerve as a punching bag for a minute or so until a couple refs and some of the ring crew run out and get between the two men. Quest backs up, smiles at the men and leaves the ring.
An announcement that soon PAW will have a battle royal to see who will get the next TV title shot.
Mad Maxus vs A&A Express w/Howler.
This was a shockingly short match. Electric Ax attacked Armour who countered it. Armour hit a Cenozonic Crusher and followed it up with a Cannonball. He rolled Axe up, maybe with a handful of tights, and the ref counted three.
Winner: A&A Express via pinfall.
Totally Awesome can't believe it. He is talking to Electric Axe to find out what happened. Then suddenly he gets blasted in the back with a chair shot from Armour.
Johnny Rocket: Whoa, I didn't even see him slide out and get the chair.
Announcer A: That is not all. Alkalil and Howler are setting up a table ring side.
Armour swings the chair at both members of Mad Maxus, laying them out in the ring. Then he rolls Axe out of the ring. Armour exits and helps Alkalil lay Axe on the table. Alkalil goes to get on the apron but Armour stops him. Armour points to himself. Alkalil looks at Howler who nods. Armour then gets on the apron but he doesn't stop there. He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. He poses for a moment then flies off and hits an Armoured Assault driving Axe thru the table. Howler and Alkalil look impressed as Armour stands up and raises his arms into the air.
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