Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years

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PAW - Eureka Asteroid Arena


Announcer A: Welcome to another pulse pounding episode of PAW.

Announcer B: Oh, that is the show causing that? I thought it was the 3 energy drinks I had before we went on the air.

Announcer A: Oh, give me a break. On the show tonight we will see Ygorr defend, or is it try and lose, the Black Hole Championship as he has challenged Chameleon. Also, Commander Sam will be defending the Xtreme Championship against Cephalododis and I do not thing we will see either man, especially Cephalododis, doing any high-risk, high-flying moves. We also have tag action as the Fowl Foundation face off with Sewerside Squad. Both teams will be wanting a win to work their way into a title shot. Let's go to the ring for our opening bout.

Announcer B: Nah. I need to sit for a bit. I will just stay here.

Announcer A: I did not mean...oh never mind.


Ygorr w/Krud vs Chameleon in a PAW Black Hole Championship match

This was a match. Not much happened for the first minute or two. Then Ygorr got going with his offense. He hit a flying missile and was so excited when he went for the cover. Chameleon was able to kick out in time. He could not believe she did. He kept attacking her. Chameleon would counter a couple times but could not get much going. A bit later Ygorr hit a second flying missile and was able to make the pin.

Winner: Ygorr via pinfall, Chameleon "wins" the title


Ygorr was excited and ordered Krud to enter the ring and celebrate with him. Chameleon looked sad as she was handed the title belt. We have one title change tonight; will we have another in our main event?


Zealos is seen talking to Mass, Crust and Faller.


Fowl Foundation vs Sewerside Squad w/The Big Cheese

The Big Cheese has been in a foul mood of his own lately and had his boys fired up for this match. They dominated Mallard using double teaming moves. It was their tag team finisher, Bubonic, that finished the duck wannabe off.

Winner: Sewerside Squad by pinfall


The Big Cheese cracked a smile after his team won. He then yelled at them to follow him into the back.


Inside the locker room of the Citadel of the Elite everyone has their bags packed. Janus tells Workrate to bring them out to the van. They will be waiting for him. As Workrate goes to grab some of the luggage the rest of the group go to leave. Splash has a huge grin on his face.


Commander Sam vs Cephalopodis in a PAW Xtreme Championship match

Before the match starts Announcer A informs the viewers that both men agreed to leave their teammates in the back and have an old fashion one-on-one match with no interference. That looked to benefit Sam. Early on he was in control. To start the match, he went to the corner and climbed to the second rope and called Cephalopodis over. He did that so he could hit some fist to head action as Cephalopodis had almost a foot on him. It was successful at first but then the challenger grabbed Sam and tossed him off the turnbuckle.

Some back-and-forth and Sam tossed Cephalopodis into the corner and rocked him with a running boot. As Cephalopodis stumbled out of the corner Commander Sam started to undo the top turnbuckle, exposing the post. He attacked the large opponent and went to toss him into the corner, but Cephalopodis reversed it, and Commander Sam was sent into the corner and his forehead smashed into the exposed post. It stunned Sam for a moment or two, but he was back on the attack quickly. He tossed the Arctic Empire member out to the floor.

Commander Sam beat on the big man and pulled him over toward the Spanish Announcer's desk. He lifted Cephalopodis up and power bombed him thru the table with an impressive show of strength. Sam went for the cover but only got a two count. Then he whipped the giant causing him to slam his head into a floating camera. The match returned to the ring where Sam kept the pressure on. He really rocked the big man when he lifted him for another power bomb but this time into the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. But he was not done. He decided to return to the floor, and he hit a very nasty tombstone piledriver onto the unforgiving hard steel ring stairs. He went for a cover, but Cephalopodis kicked out. Sam took a breather as he decided what to do next. That was a mistake as it allowed Cephalopodis catch his breath as well. The giant started to fight back and had Sam reeling. They found themselves near the announcer's desk and Cephalopodis performed a Sea Monster Mash on top of the desk sending both men crashing thru it. He covered Sam and got the pin to earn his first title.

Winner: Cephalopodis via pinfall to win the title


After the match the Arctic Empire came out to celebrate with the new champ. The rest of Earth First ran down to check on Sam. The referee retrieved the championship belt and went to hand it to Cephalopodis but Sam got up and took it from the ref. Both factions squared up and looked ready to fight. But Sam just nodded his head and went behind the big man to put the belt around his waist in a sign of respect. Sam had given him everything he could and Cephalopodis took it and still found a way to win. The crowd cheers the sportsmanship as both factions shake hands and show respect.

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Card #226 -Eureka Asteroid Arena


Announcer A: Are you ready for the hottest wrestling in the universe?

Announcer B: You betcha. Wait. I need some popcorn.

Announcer A: I was talking to our viewers not you.

Announcer B: Oh. Well yea. I knew that.

Announcer A: Sure. Anyways, let's go to the ring to get things started. Former Cosmic Heavyweight Champion Raven will be in his first match since losing the title.


Raven w/Magnus Colby vs Urchin w/Oracle

As the match began the camera catches Magnus Colby glaring at Oracle. At first Oracle glares back but then slowly a sly smile crosses his face. That seemed to unsettle Magnus. Urchin was watching his manager which allowed Raven to get the jump on him with a Thunderbird Clap. Raven tried to make short work of Urchin but the Church of Truth member had other ideas and he started to fight back. He had the former champion in trouble and made three pin attempts but could not keep Raven down for the three count. He would not get another chance as Raven fought back and hit Broadsword. It did not get Raven the pin, but he went and hit a second one right after and that one did.

Winner: Raven via pinfall


Perhaps the former Cosmic Heavyweight champ was still hungover from his loss to Endgame as he struggled but, in the end, he got the W. Meanwhile Urchin had a really good showing against the former champion.


Outside of the arena three vehicles pull up. It is a limo situated between two military level Humvees. Six men get out of the Humvees. Four of them are your typical high level hired security force. The other two men are huge and of an unknown race. Those two men go to the back door of the limo and one opens it. Out walks a short, plump man in an expensive suit. He looks to be all business as he walks off to enter the arena with the six men surrounding him.


Nikolai w/FTS vs Epitome w/Paragon

Epitome did not bother with a fancy intro as he was focused on beating Nikolai. He tried to get in the first move but missed and Nikolai went for an eye remover, but Epitome blocked him. The two men battled for control and Nikolai was the one to earn it. On the floor FTS started to get in a shouting match with Paragon which distracted the referee. That was their plan as Nikolai grabbed his Cattle Prod and zapped Epitome. The referee almost caught him as he turned around at the last moment. Paragon was mad about what happened and yelled at the referee. As the referee talked to him it allowed Nikolai to use the Cattle Prod again. Nikolai went for the cover, but Epitome kicked out. Then the Fight To Survive leader hit a Curb Stomp and pinned Epitome.

Winner: Nikolai by pinfall


Soon as the match was done FTS jumped Paragon on the floor. The men brawled as Nikolai grabbed his Cattle Prod and zapped Epitome a few times. Security and CLAW officials started to come down to ring side, so Nikolai called to his stablemates and the three men made a retreat into the back.


Uranus is shown coming out of the Henchmen For Hire locker room.

Announcer B: What is he doing here? I thought the Penthouse Suite were taking a break from CLAW.

Announcer A: My guess is he did not agree with his older brother's plan and decided to stay. Maybe he is staying around to keep an eye on what is going on and reporting back to Olympia, so Penthouse is prepared when they decide to come back later.

Announcer B: I am getting word that Uranus has a match later tonight. Oh, this cannot be right. He is scheduled to take on Aethran Outlaw.

Announcer A: I will make sure our medical staff is on standby and has a gurney ready for him.


Orrus the Unstoppable w/Ventross vs Rundar w/Murtak the Merciless

Orrus started good but Rundar countered and fought back. He used his quickness to put Orrus on the defensive. After using spinning boot scrape and Ravager Leglock to wear his opponent down Rundar went for the kill with Totally Ravaged. He went for the cover and the referee made the count not seeing Murtak grabbing Orrus's feet making it hard for him to kick out.

Winner: Rundar via pinfall


Ventross got in the ring and tried to explain to the referee what Murtak did, but the referee stated he did not see it so the decision stands. A proud Murtak led his man into the back.


Magnus Colby is in the security room watching a monitor. He is viewing a replay of the man with a security force arriving.

Magnus Colby: Who is he?

The chief of security says he does not know.

Magnus Colby: Well, you better find out. That is part of your job and what you get paid for.

The man tells a couple security officers to follow him and they walk off to find the unknown man. Magnus Colby continues to watch the monitor with a concerned expression on his face.


Aethran Outlaw vs Uranus

After the bell to signal the start of the match the Aethran War March starts to play. Aethran Outlaw walks over to the ropes facing the entrance as he is expecting Gladiators to come out, but none do, and the music stops. It turns out to be a distraction as Uranus tries to attack him from behind. He runs and hits a flying body press to the back of Outlaw but all that happens is he bounces off the larger man and crashes to the mat. Outlaw turns around, looks down at Uranus and shakes his head. Aethran Outlaw starts brutalizing Uranus with power moves. He tosses Uranus out to the floor and waits for him to enter the ring. Then Outlaw uses Dominance. Before he can make the pin Fortune runs down and enters the ring. Aethran Outlaw gets up and is about to go face to face with Fortune, but the referee stands between them. He orders Fortune to return to the back. It takes a bit, but he relents and leaves. Outlaw then lifts Uranus roughly, places him on a turnbuckle and blasts him with Reign Of The Outlaw. It sends Uranus flying out of the ring and almost into the audience. Outlaw does not even bother going to retrieve the little guy but tells the referee to start the count. Uranus is barely stirring when the count gets to ten.

Winner: Aethran Outlaw by count out


A promo video from new CLAW Cosmic Heavyweight Champion Endgame. He says it is so nice having the title around his waist again. He thanks Oracle and The Church of Truth for helping him get ready for the title match and having his back. He wishes them the best in the future. As for himself, he will be a defending champion. He is looking forward to who his first challenger will be.


As the men come down for the main event Announcer A points out that Magnus Colby is conspicuous by his absence.


Blazing Skull & Holocaust vs Better Than Human w/Ventross in a CLAW Cosmic Tag Team Championship match

Blazing Skull is on fire, figurately and literally, at the start of the match. He is all over Dransak and has the challenger in trouble. Blazing Skull tried to win with Screaming Pain but no luck. He tags Holocaust in, and the large man struggles in keeping the heat on. Dransak fought back a bit but instead of tagging out he tried to do more damage. Bad decision as Holocaust regained control and tagged out. Blazing Skull wore Dransak down more. As he went to tag Holocaust back in Dransak tried crawling to his corner for a tag of his own. Skull made his tag and went over, grabbed Dransak's ankles and dragged him back toward the champ's corner. This time Holocaust did better and after a minute or so of offense he nailed Dransak with a Spear, rolled him up and made the pin.

Winner: Blazing Skull & Holocaust via pinfall to retain


The champs grab their title belts and while they won their match, in dominating fashion no less, they seem to be annoyed about something. Could it be their manager not being in their corner?

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PAW - Madison Cubed Garden


Announcer A: Welcome to Earth and the uber famous Madison Cubed Garden. Home of some of the biggest wrestling matches and cards in history.

Announcer B: Who knows, tonight might be added to that list. Wait, Commander Sam has come out to the stage, and he has a mic in his hand. I am guessing he has something to say.

Announcer A: That just shows you are more than a pretty face B.


Commander Sam: Hello fellow Earthlings and especially you wonderful red, white and blue Americans. It is so great to be back home. (Waits for cheering to settle down) As you know on the last show, I lost my Xtreme Championship. (Some booing) No, no. I appreciate it, but Cephalodopis had a great match. He is one tough SOB and I for one can appreciate that. I gave him hell and he kept coming and beat me. Got to give it up to him. (Some cheers) Exactly, exactly. Besides, it has allowed me to move on to the next phase of my career. I talked to GM Jack of Diamonds and tonight in the main event in that very ring I will be facing Moonlight for the PAW TV Championship. (Loud cheers). That is how us Earthlings do it. As they say, when one door closes another opens. I lost the Xtreme Championship but tonight I win the TV title.

Announcer A: Wow, that is big news indeed. But before we get to that we have other action including out opening match that pits Captain Crossbones against Stallion. It will be The Krew vs Rocket Men. That match happens now.


Captain Crossbones w/Witch and Demus vs Stallion w/Johnny and Sonny Rocket

It was an even battle for a minute or two. Then Stallion started to overpower Captain Crossbones. He used Planet Shaker to try and win the match, but Crossbones survived it. A bit later it was a Thoroughbred Throw. As Stallion went to make the cover Witch started to chant and then she started to play with her hair. Stallion saw this and forgot about Captain Crossbones and walked over to the ropes. He smiled and waved to her. She smiled back. There was a yell and Passenger 19 came running out. She attacked Witch and the two women started to brawl and moved away from ringside. Meanwhile Johnny yelled at Stallion to snap out of it. He did but it was too late. Captain Crossbones jumped him and after using Crossbones Crossface to wear him down went for the kill with Black Sails. Before either of the Rockets could do anything, Crossbones picked up the pin.

Winner: Captain Crossbones via pinfall


Johnny and Sonny entered the ring to attack Captain Crossbones. But he rolled out of the ring, grabbed Demus and motioned to the sky. A rope dropped from the ceiling, and he grabbed it. Then it went back up, lifting Captain Crossbones and Demus to help them escape trouble.


Inside a locker room Moonlight is pacing as Pardon sits there with a smile on his face.

Pardon: Do not sweat it babe. Sam might be an Earthling and we might be on Earth but tonight we are gonna make him feel like he is on Brymstone. He will burn in our glory.

She stops pacing, looks at him and nods her head.


Andromeda Xtreme w/Howler vs Blue Brothers in a non-title match

From the get-go it was obvious the Brothers meant business. Blue Chip used mat wrestling and a wrestling takedown to put Armour on the defensive. Then he quickly went for a Cetus Suplex finisher. After a kick out he hit it again but still could not get the pin. He then tagged his brother in. True Blue was working Armour over and Howler knew he had to do something. When True Blue went to run the ropes, Howler used his tail to pull the top rope down. True Blue was able to stop in time and when Armour ran at him, he moves allowing Armour to fly over the top rope and crash to the floor.

Once Armour got back into the ring Blue Chip kept on the attack, but Armour was able to avoid a diving shoulder block and tag out. Alkalil came in but could not get anything going. True Blue started to wear him down with ground and pound then went for a submission with guillotine choke. Alkalil was able to escape. Then head butts to the ear and a Cetus Suplex of his own but he only got a two count. He tagged his brother back in. An attempt for a pin via a backslide and another with a victory roll. That did the job.

Winner: Blue Brothers by pinfall


The Sewerside Squad came out from the crowd and entered the ring. They attacked Andromed Xtreme. That did not sit well with the Blue Brothers who started fighting with the Rats. Security came down to break the fight up as fans cheered "let them fight".


In back of the arena Workrate is seen washing a sports car. Splash walks over to inspect his job.

Splash: Not bad. Make sure to get the wheels too. I got a date tonight and I need to be looking extra sharp when I pick her up.

He walks off laughing as Workrate grimaces and starts working on the wheels.


Before the main event Brymstone fans try pushing their way to get closer to the security barricade. They are as rowdy as always. Security and ushers try to keep them back.


Moonlight w/Pardon vs Commander Sam in a PAW TV Championship match

The two combatants face off in the middle of the ring and are talking trash to each other. Then Moonlight catches Commander Sam off guard with a Twin Thrust. She follows it up with Mongol Horde. Things were going the champions way then the challenger started to fight back. He used Old Glory and a Federation Defense Driver. Moonlight needed to catch her breath, so she rolled to the floor. Sam went out after her and chased her around the ring. Pardon stepped in front of Sam making him stop. When Sam went to push Pardon to the side Pardon shoved him. That brought the referee to the floor to separate the two men. The referee is talking to Pardon and threatening to send him to the back. Meanwhile Moonlight grabbed the Earth Flag that Sam brought down to the ring. She broke the pole in half and laid down on her back, placing the flag over her face. Pardon pointed toward Moonlight and yelled to make the referee look. The ref turned around and could not believe what he saw. He looked at Commander Sam who was shaking his head and denying doing anything. The referee did not buy it and called for the bell.

Winner: Moonlight via disqualification


Masters of Madness are seen eating out at one of Cycle Hog's restaurants. There are large plates stacked with food on the table.

Cycle Hog: Eat up my boys. You will need your strength for the upcoming war. It is time you all had some shiny gold around your waists. Everyone else is getting shots. I am going to make sure you have yours.

Snorts and chomping are all he gets in response.

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Card #227 - Madison Cubed Garden


Announcer A: Are you ready for the hottest wrestling in the universe? We are in the Meca known as Madison Cubed Garden and we have a great show for you tonight.

Announcer B: We are starting off with a title match as the Light Speed Championship in on the line with Ensor defending against Fight To Survive member Thriller. Let's watch that match now.


Ensor vs Thriller in a CLAW Light Speed Championship match

Ensor went for Thriller's legs at the opening bell, but Thriller avoided him. A shoulder charge knocked Thriller down. From there Ensor was in control for most of the match. Thriller got in a bit of offense but not much. Ensor hit Leap From Olympus and went for the cover. He got the pin, but it appeared Thriller got his shoulder up at the last moment (snake eyes).

Winner: Ensor via pinfall to retain


Nikolai and Bobby Lee came down and were arguing with the referee that Thriller had his shoulder up before the third count.


Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you multitalented music performer and movie star Ryza.

She walks down to the ring, enters and takes the mic while thanking the ring announcer.

Ryza: How is everyone doing? You are an incredible audience. Now some of you are probably wondering who Endgame will defend his title against at the upcoming PPV, Conquest. We here at CLAW have come up with a unique way of deciding who gets that show. Over the next four shows we will have four one-on-one matches. (Cheer from the crowd). That will start on the next show, however. (Some light boos). I know, I know. When we have the four winners from those matches, they will be put in two tag teams. On the last show before the PPV they will have a tag team match. The winning team will be in the main even later that night in a one-on-one match with the winner earing the title shot at Conquest. Turn to the jumbotron to see who the eight contestants will be.

The jumbotron turns on and one by one it shows the eight men.

- Raven
- Chaos Supreme
- Total Anarchy
- Solitude
- Ventross
- Nikolai
- Rundar
- Paragon

The crowd cheer as they give their approval of the eight men who will compete to earn a shot at Endgame for the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship.


Announcer B: Man, that is going to be awesome. I cannot wait to see all the action. Who do you think will come out on top and get that title shot? I am going with former champion Raven. He wants his title back.

Announcer A: Maybe but I would not sleep on Chaos Supreme. I think he has been out of the title picture for too long and he is hungry to be on top once again.


P12 vs Solitude

As P12 came down to the ring a video was shown of Torment and Turmoil talking to P12 earlier in the day. Torment told him to take it to the traitor Solitude and put a hurt on him. Turmoil tells P12 not to use a chair and get DQ'd this time. Torment smiles and says, "Or do use one". Solitude was announced as one of the eight men with a chance to earn a Cosmic title match, so he was planning on using this as a warmup match.

The match was a long brutal one. Both men slugged it out with wild passion. P12 was the first to get on a nice role. He hit his Thunder Crash finisher and went for the pin. Solitude kicked out at the last moment. P12 tried to argue he got the pin, but the referee held up two fingers. P12 decided to hit Thunder Crash again. But Solitude kicked out at two. P12 kept going and used The Tempest and a third finisher but could not get the pin. He got frustrated and it might have allowed Solitude to make a comeback. P12 went for an eye poke but Solitude did not allow it to bother him as he grabbed P12 in a two-handed choke and slammed him.

The Aethran of mystery got going and used Spike Piledriver and a pair of Gladiator Powerbombs to wear P12 down but he could not get the pin either. Both men kept pounding on each other. Solitude threw P12 out of the ring and went after him. P12 tripped Solitude forcing him to crash headfirst into the steel ring stairs. Once back in the ring he wasted no time and performed another Thunder Crash. This time he got the pin.

Winner: P12 by pinfall


The Aethran roared after his first win, and he raised his fists above his head.


In a gym Fortune and Bad Dude are working out pumping iron as Kraken watches and encourages them. A frustrated looking Uranus walks over to them.

Uranus: You guys did not do the job I hired you for. That lousy Aethran Outlaw beat me. What are you going to do about it?

Kraken: We will take care of him. Fortune has a match with him later tonight. He will beat him. Then we can talk about you getting a win over him.

A deep breath from Uranus and then he looks at his bare wrist.

Uranus: I have to be somewhere in about half an hour. We will talk later. Make sure you take care of business tonight.

He quickly rushes off leaving the three men of Henchmen For Hire looking a bit confused.

Fortune: Was it me or was he not wearing a wristwatch? I mean, was it invisible?

Kraken: Do not worry about that. You have an important match tonight. We need to get you ready for it.


Cosmic Forces vs New Horizons w/Murtak the Merciless

A dominating performance by Cosmic Forces. First Adam worked Barys over. The larger Barys would get the chance to go on the attack due to his size and power. But when he did, he would try an agility move and that is not his strength. After Adam hit a fist drop, he tried to make the pin. When that did not work, he used Positive Charge. It almost got him the pin. Almost. He then tagged Mad A in who really took the fight to the large opponent. Another quick tag and Cosmic Forces performed Full Charge. As Adam went to make the cover Agdluak tried to stop the pin, but he was smashed by a forearm from Mad A. The match was over.

Winner: Cosmic Forces via pinfall


An unhappy Murtak led his men back to the locker room as Cosmic Forces celebrated in the ring.


An announcement that the main event of the next CLAW show will be Avenging Force defending the US Championship against Evolution.


Aethran Outlaw vs Fortune w/Kraken

The Outlaw was like a runaway train against Fortune. He hit a Gladiator Piledriver early on and things just went better for him from there. After an unsuccessful pin attempt Outlaw placed Fortune on a turnbuckle and nailed him with a Reign Of The Outlaw. He took his time to get Fortune back in the ring, partly thanks to Kraken distracting him. So, once in the ring he only got a two count. Then Outlaw took the fight out to the floor where the two men fought but Outlaw gave way more than he took. He rolled a sluggish Fortune back into the ring and set him up for a second Reign Of The Outlaw. This time when he retrieved Fortune, he was able to pin him easily.

Winner: Aethran Outlaw by pinfall


Kraken got in the ring, kneeled by Fortune and slapped him across his face a couple times to get him to stir. Kraken then said something to Fortune and stood up before leaving the ring. Kraken did not look happy as he walked toward the back while Fortune started to get to his feet in the ring.


In a back hallway Avenging Force is talking on his phone.

Avenging Force: Colby, where the hell are you? You need to answer your phone. I was put into a title match with Evolution on the next show. We need to discuss a game plan. Call me back. ASAP.


Mayday vs Total Anarchy w/Oracle

Total Anarchy is another man trying to send a message before working to earn the title shot at Conquest. Anarchy was the very first Cosmic Champion and has not had the belt since the run. He would love to be champion again. Mayday was likely told to take him out to make things easier for fellow Ashes of Extinction member Raven. But if Magnus Colby told him that where is Magnus Colby to make sure he does it. That might have helped as Total Anarchy took the fight to another former champion. He did not even need his finisher to put the giant Mayday away. He pinned him after a double underhook suplex just a couple minutes into the match. (snake eyes) It was like Mayday was playing the wrong game.

Winner: Total Anarchy via pinfall


Oracle entered the ring and congratulated Total Anarchy. He pointed toward Anarchy and held up a single finger.

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PAW - Eureka Asteroid Arena


Announcer A: Hello everyone in TV land. We have a fun PAW for you tonight.

Announcer B: Our main event is a #1 Contender match for the PAW Tag Team Championship between Sewerside Squad and the team who beat the champions in a non-title match on our last show, Blue Brothers.

Announcer A: We are going to kick off the show with a match between Citadel of the Elite member Splash and Masters of Madness member Sectarian the Barbarian. That match happens now.


Splash w/Janus vs Sectarian the Barbarian w/Cycle Hog

Sectarian used his power to run over Splash in the early minutes of the match. Splash kept trying to fight back but with little luck. Sectarian used Bone Snapper a pair of time to do some serious damage. Then he tried to win with Spine Cracker with no luck. Finally he hit Simian Stunners and went for the pin. Janus got on the apron to try and get the referee's attention to save Splash, but Cycle Hog had come over and yanked him off the apron.
Sectarian earned a big W.

Winner: Sectarian the Barbarian via pinfall


In a dimly lit, seedy bar The Krew is sitting around a table having some cold ones.

Captain Crossbones: Aye things are moving along nicely. We have those Rocket Men right where we want them. But me thinks tis time we had some gold in our midst again.

Witch: Which title are you thinking of going after?

Captain Crossbones: Not me lassie. You. I think you need to teach that Moonlight who the baddest lass in PAW is by taking the TV title off her ample waist.

Just then a fight breaks out on the other side of the bar. The three members of The Krew look at each other, flash smiles and then take off to join the fray.


Riot Girl vs Glory

Glory started the action with an open hand slap. Riot just laughed and stunned Glory with a palm strike. Then she kept rolling with her offense. She used Supergrrrl Punch and went for the pin three times but Glory kept kicking out. A bit more offense and after a fourth Supergrrrl Punch Riot Girl finally pinned Glory.

Winner: Riot Girl by pinfall


Inside a makeshift church Zealos is speaking to a group consisting of Partide, Votarist, Mass and Crust. While Crust seems to be paying very close attention to what Zealos has to say Mass appears to be trying to stay awake as he keeps dozing off.


Splash is packing his bag when Workrate walks in.

Workrate: Great match tonight. You really showed that ape.

Before Splash could respond Janus walked in.

Janus: Workrate, I got you another match for the next show.

Workrate: Excellent. Who is it against?

Janus: King Tux.

Splash: (laughs) If you don't beat him, you can always get a job with him sitting on one of his eggs.

As Splash leaves Workrate just stands there fuming.


Sewerside Squad w/The Big Cheese vs Blue Brothers in a #1 Contender match

Fever got the jump on Blue Chip right before the bell. The referee reprimanded him which did not sit well with The Big Cheese. The manager yelled at the referee who only gave him a quick side glance. Fever kept hitting his offense but could not seem to really do much damage as it did not faze Chip much. So, he tagged Typhoid in. After a bit Chip was able to start getting in offsense of his own. After a Cetus Suplex there was a pin attempt and a kick out. Chip went over and tagged his brother in. True Blue was really rocking the Rat. He applied a Cetus Death Lock but Typhoid was able to get a paw on the bottom rope for a break. The Big Cheese was yelling at the referee to do his job and watch True Blue who The Big Cheese said was cheating. Then True Blue went for the kill with a Cetus Suplex of his own. Fever ran in and dropped an elbow on True Blue to break the count. The referee told him to return to his team's corner. The Big Cheese was getting heated on the floor. True Blue was determined to get the win and kept on the attack and finally used an arm trap to get a submission.

Winner: Blue Brothers via submission to become #1 contender


The Big Cheese gets in the ring after the bell and goes straight for the referee. He gets in the ref's face and starts yelling at him. The Sewerside Squad watch at first then they join in start yelling at the referee as the show ends.

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Card #228 - Eureka Asteroid Arena


Announcer A: We have a great crowd here in the Eureka Asteroid Arena tonight.

Announcer B: They will see some great matches. Our opening match is Crust from PAW defending his Social Media Championship against Uranus. That is not our only title match tonight. Avenging Force will be defending the US title against Evolution.

Announcer A: That will be a sweet match, but it is not our main event. That is because our main event is the first qualifier match as we try and find out who will earn a Cosmic Heavyweight Championship title match at Conquest against Endgame. That match tonight will be former champion Raven against Rundar. Are you ready for the best wrestling action today? Well, here we go.


Crust w/Mass vs Uranus in a Social Media Championship match

This turned out to be an entertaining match. Uranus started hot and used a low blow and a Uranus Flip Drive to rock the champ. He then used his finisher, Son Of Janus, and thought he had the win. He started to celebrate but stopped when he saw the referee hold up two fingers. Uranus tried to plead that he got the three but the referee countered with it being only two. Uranus then went for a test of stength to try and embarass Crust. He held his hands up but the much smaller Crust could not reach up there. Uranus sighed, shook his head and then got down on his knees. The two men locked up their hands and Uranus smiled as he expected to bend Crust backwards. The smile quickly faded as Crust overpowered him.

After winning the test of strength Crust got on an offense roll. He used low blow and a head scissors spin to put Uranus in a defensive position. Then it was mutated hammer fists and he went for the win with an unassisted Eugenic's Projectile. Crust made the cover and the referee counted. Right before his hand hit the mat a third time Uranus got his shoulder up. Crust was pumped because he thought he won. But like earlier the referee had to explain the match was still going on. After some more offense, including multiple low blows, Crust hit a top rope splash. Then another low blow and Crust rolled Uranus up. This time he earned the three count.

Winner: Crust by pinfall to retain


Announcer B: A hard-earned victory for Crust. He remains the Social Media Champion.

Announcer A: Hard earned? He hit like five low blows including the one that got him the win.

Announcer B: Um, yea but you know. He is like four foot nothing. Almost every blow he lands will be low.

Announcer A: Fair point.


Ventross vs Agony w/Oracle

The Announcers point out that Oracle got this match set up and probably did so in hopes that Agony could soften up Ventross incase Tortured Soul met Ventross in the process of trying to earn the title shot against Endgame. Ventross is a large man but he looks small next to Agony. This was a very good match as both men worked hard to beat the other. Agony tried a cover after a backbreaker. Ventross showed impressive acts of strength by lifting the giant Agony and performing a backbreaker and went for a cover. Then another show of power with a giant swing. After several minutes of intense action Ventross performed a spinning backbreaker and made the pin.

Winner: Ventross via pinfall


Sitting in a chair in a hallway is Uranus. He is holding an icepack between his legs as he recovers from the hits Crust laid down there. Henchmen For Hire walk up. Uranus looks at his bare wrist.

Uranus: You guys are late. I hope you finally have a plan to deal with Outlaw tonight.

Krakan: We do. Bad Dude will put the beatdown on him. We are heading out to the ring now for that match.

Uranus: Good. You better get it done this time. (looks at his wrist again) Well I do not want you late for that match, so you better get going.

The three men walk off leaving Uranus to nurse his wound. After they have traveled down the hall a bit Bad Dude chuckles.

Bad Dude: Does he not realize he is not wearing a watch? What time does he think it is?

Fortune: Two hairs past a freckle?

Another laugh from Bad Dude.

Krakan: Knock it off you two. You need to focus for the match Dude, and you have to hit the gym, Fortune.

Bad Dude and Fortune: Yes sir.


Aethran Outlaw vs Bad Dude w/Krakan

Bad Dude attacked Outlaw before the opening bell. It did no good as Outlaw quickly gained control. After only a couple minutes he performed Dominance. Outlaw covered him and Dude kicked out at the last moment. Then Outlaw placed Dude on a corner and knocked him out of the ring with Reign Of The Outlaw. Outlaw went out and grabbed Dude. He tossed him thru the ropes into the ring and went for the pin. Once again Dude got his shoulder up at the last possible moment. Outlaw was starting to get frustrated. He took it out on Dude with a second Reign Of The Outlaw. He went out quickly to recover Dude. Krakan tried to slow him down by getting in his way but Outlaw hit an elbow hammer and tossed Krakan over the security barricade into an aisle next to the seating. He quickly got Dude back in the ring, entered himself and made the pin.

Winner: Aethran Outlaw by pinfall


Wanting to send a message and maybe a bit of mocking Aethran Outlaw looked at his bare wrist and tapped on it as if tapping on a wristwatch. Then looked at his wrist again, turned his sight toward the camear and shook his head as if to say "no good".


A promo declaring that Mentor will be making his return to CLAW very soon.


Avenging Force vs Evolution in a United Stars Heavyweight Championship match

The champion came out and kept looking around. He was probably expecting Magnus Colby to come running out but that did not happen. Avenging Force was going out there alone. The match ended up being a short one. After only a minute of some back-and-forth Avenging Force tossed Evolution out of the ring. Avenging Force went to the floor and grabbed Evolution and tossed him into the front of the Announcer's desk. He then grabbed a chair and went after Evolution. The referee came out and got between the two men. Before he could say anything Avenging Force shoved him out of the way and then smashed the chair onto Evolution's back. The referee called for the bell as soon as he recovered enough.

Winner: Evolution via disqualification, Avenging Force retains


Before leaving ringside Avenging Force lays a few more chair shots on Evolution for good measure.


In the locker room of The Alliance Paralyze it talking to Aethran Outlaw.

Paralyze: I am just saying, you should be in the qualifying for the title shot against Endgame not Solitude.

Aethran Outlaw: I appreciate the vote of confidence, but Solitude has been a good teammate. He deserves this shot. Hopefully he wins it and then beats Endgame for the Cosmic title.

Paralyze: And if he does not?

Aethran Outlaw: Well, then I will have to think about how to earn a title shot for myself.


Raven vs Rundar w/Murtak the Merciless in a qualifier match

Once again, a member of Ashes of Extinction came out for an important match without Magnus Colby in his corner. The bell rang to start the match and as both men walked around in the ring Murtak jumped on the apron. He yelled that Raven grabbed Rundar by the hair. The referee was confused as the men had not locked up yet. Raven came over to push Murtak off the apron. Before he could Rundar jumped him. The Alien Task Force member used a Ravager Leg Sweep and kept going on from there. If he was making a pin attempt after a reverse DDT or a spinning boot scrape he went for a submission win with a Ravager Leglock. Raven countered a move and tried to go on the attack but he was so exhausted from the beating he had taken for several minutes he could not do anything. Rundar quickly recovered and got the pin after a springboard senton.

Winner: Rundar by pinfall to move on


Announcer A: Wow. What an upset. Not only did Rundar beat the former Cosmic champion, but he dominated him.

Announcer B: On our next show the qualifier match will be between the big man Paragon and the leader of Fight To Survive, Nikolai.

Announcer A: Those two men have some recent history. It should be a whopper of a match. We will see you next time for more exciting wrestling action here in CLAW.


The mysterious man in the expensive suit along with his six-man security detail are walking in a back hallway when Magnus Colby sees them and yells after the man in the suit. The entourage comes to one of the conference rooms and a security member opens the door. They are about to go in but are stopped by the sound of Magnus Colby's voice.

Magnus Colby: Excuse me. Excuse me. Who are you? I have seen you around and I demand to know who you are and what you are doing here.

He tries to get closer to the man in the suit, but the two large unknown creatures cut him off.

Man: It is ok. Mr. Colby is no threat to us. My name is Beasley Cunning. I happen to be the majority stockholder of CLAW and PAW and thus the man in charge. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some important business to take care of.

With that he walks into the room with his security detail and the door is slammed in Magnus Colby's face. A face that has an expression of total confusion.

Magnus Colby: Majority stockholder and man in charge? But...but...but that's me.

The scene goes to black as the show ends.

[WTIC]

Hi

Cool write-ups, buddy!

Your version of Colby reminds me quite a bit of "That 80s Guy" from futurama!

I just hope your Colby doesn't have Bone-itis, LOL!

Todd C
WTIC

[on_the_edge]

Thank you. Bone-itis you say. Hmmm.

[on_the_edge]

PAW - Cathedral of the Swirling Mist


Announcer A: This is PAW, the home of tomorrow's stars. Tonight, they will look to shine to show what they can do just like they do on every show.

Announcer B: Like on the last show where Blue Brothers excelled and earned a title shot. They will have that title shot tonight. But first Workrate will have another chance to prove himself to Janus as he faces off with the leader of Arctic Empire, King Tux. That match will happen right now.


King Tux w/Prince Flurry vs Workrate w/Janus

Prince Flurry caught Workrate's attention letting King Tux get the jump on him. The little penguin showed his power by lifting Workrate and slamming him to the mat. King Tux was in control for a couple minutes then Workrate finally broke thru. Workrate was rolling and everything seemed to be going his way. He went to finish off King Tux with a Six Star Splash, but he missed. King Tux did not waste the opportunity as he quickly followed up with Ice Breaker.

Winner: King Tux by pinfall


Workrate was showing himself to be in pain, mostly from the missed Splash. As he sat up and got his senses back, he noticed that Janus had already left ringside and returned to the back. Workrate lowered his head as he knew there was no excuse for this loss.


Announcer A: We have some sad news to pass on. Popular referee "Big Tex" Tony was the victim of a brutal beatdown. Authorities have no suspects yet, but it should be pointed out the last match he refereed was the main event on the last show. That is the one where Blue Brothers beat Sewerside Squad in the #1 Contender match. After that match The Big Cheese got in "Big Tex" Tony's face. Some are questioning if The Big Cheese had something to do with it.

Announcer B: Whoa, be careful what you say. You could get sued.

Announcer A: I am just stating facts. I am not saying anyone had anything to do with the attack. I am just reporting what I have heard others say.


Pardon w/Moonlight vs Commander Sam

Pardon's fan club was jacked for this match. Commander Sam blamed Pardon for Sam not having the TV title right now. Sam started hot and hit a running body slam. It looked like he might get the win, but Pardon kicked out at the last moment. That brought cheers from his fans. Sam's advantage started to slip as it seemed Pardon had a new fire inside of him. Then it was Pardon rocking Sam. Pardon used both of his finishers, Future Endeavors and Centaurus Crucifix, but Sam kicked out. Pardon's fans popped when he hit a reverse superplex. He made a cover, but Sam made a dramatic kickout right before being pinned. There was booing from Pardon's fans. He just motioned for them to calm down. He grabbed Sam and performed a Centaurus Crucifix. That was the final blow.

Winner: Pardon via pinfall


Zealos is walking in a back hallway followed by Votarist, Partide, Massif and Crust. It appears Massif and Crust have joined Church of Truth: Missionaries.


Andromeda Xtreme w/Howler vs Blue Brothers in a PAW Tag Team Championship match

The Blue Brothers had worked hard to get this title shot. Unfortunately, it was over in a flash. Blue Chip tried a monkey flip on Armour, but the Hell in a Shell countered with Critter Claw. Then he quickly followed up with a Hoover Hog Hot Shot and made the pin.

Winner: Andromeda Xtreme by pinfall to retain


A promo from a man not seen in some time, Screwjob.

Screwjob: I am back for one reason. I want to be the PAW Xtreme Champion. I see that overgrown fish Cephalopodis holding the title belt and it is just not right. I am a much better wrestler than Flipper is. I doubt I will just be given a title shot so I will work toward it. I am offering an open challenge to anyone that has the guts to enter the ring with me. Just know I plan on not just beating you, but I will make an example of you so that GM Jack of Diamonds has no option but to give me a title shot.

[on_the_edge]

Card #229 - Cathedral of the Swirling Mist


Announcer A: You have turned into the best wrestling on your TV. This is CLAW. Our main event is a qualifier match to advance in the search for a title shot at Conquest against Endgame. It will be between Paragon and Nikolai.

Announcer B: That will be a slobber knocker. Just like our opening match, a Primus Carnage Title match between the champion Ultimatum and Man of Power. I see Man of Power has come out for that match and he has come out alone.

Announcer A: Lately that has been the status quo for Ashes of Extinction members. Magnus Colby seems to be distracted with this Beasley Cunning man.

Announcer B: Is he our boss now?

Announcer A: I am not sure. Time will tell. For now, let's go to the ring for our opening bout.


Ultimatum vs Man of Power in a Primus Carnage Title match

The champ dominated most of the action. Man of Power tried to fight back but could not get much going. Ultimatum finished the big man off with a running power bomb.

Winner: Ultimatum via pinfall


In back Magnus Colby walks up to a door with a sign that reads "Beasley Cunning - Majority Owner of CLAW". Magnus seems to get upset. He opens the door and walks into a reception area. There is a lady sitting behind a desk that is near a door into another room.

Lady: Yes, may I help you sir.

Magnus Colby: I am the owner of CLAW, and I am here to speak with this Beasley Cunning.

Lady: First off, Mr. Cunning is the majority owner of CLAW. Second of all, you may have a seat and he will be will you shortly.

A shocked Magnus Colby stands there for a moment as he decides what to do. Finally he takes a seat and picks up a magazine off the end table and opens it to read while he waits. The cover of the magazine shows a picture of Beasley Cunning with the headline of "Transportation mogul becomes majority owner of CLAW".


Calamity w/Oracle vs P12

The Gladiator was a force of nature as he rolled over Calamity. He hit an early Thunder Crash and almost got the win. P12 kept going full force and used The Tempest to do more damage. Oracle tried to distract the referee and P12 but had no success. Calamity survived a pair more of Thunder Crashes but finally the fourth one put him away.

Winner: P12 by pinfall


Henchmen For Hire are in their locker room when Uranus enters in a huff.

Uranus: You guys are a joke. I want my money back.

Bad Dude: You do not come in here and talk to us like that you snot nosed punk.

Krakan: Calm down, Dude. The young man has a point. He hired us to do a job and we have not completed it...yet. But I promise you we will. We have a contract Uranus and you held up your end by paying us. We will hold up our's by doing the job. The next show Outlaw goes down.

Uranus: You better hope so. If not, I want my money back.

He looks down at his bare wrist, mutters he is going to be late, and he makes a quick exit.


Paralyze vs Darkness w/Maramus

Darkness attacked out of the Shadow Mist and got an early advantage. Paralyze fought back and the match was really good as both men had runs of offense. He used Shadow Spear and Night Terrors to come close to getting the win but could not finish it. Paralyze used his power to start to dominate. A Paralyze came close to getting the win but Darkness kicked out. Paralyze then hit back-to-back Rylock Axe Handles before securing the pin.

Winner: Paralyze via pinfall


Inside Beasley Cunning's reception room, the receptionist informs Magnus Colby he can go in now. He stands up and enters Cunning's office and Cunning motions for him to take a seat.

Beasley Cunning: What can I do for you Mr. Colby?

Magnus Colby: I want to know what is going on with this bologna about you being the majority owner.

Beasley Cunning: It is true. A few years ago, you need some money, so you sold off 49% of your company to different entities. Well over the last few months I have bought up all of those shares from the different owners.

Magnus Colby: That does not make you the owner. For a businessman you do not know simple math it seems. You see, 49% is less than 51%.

Beasley Cunning: True. But you forgot you do not really have 51% right now. Not too long ago you sold 10% of shares to our mutual friend, the owner of Paradise Palace. Well, I made him an offer he could not refuse and purchased them from him. Thus, meaning I own 59% of CLAW. It is what is known as a hostile takeover. I have done it and it over. Sadly, there is nothing you can do.

Magnus Colby: (looking shocked) But...but...he said he would just hold the shares until I could buy them back.

Beasley Cunning: Well, I bought them. I am the majority owner.

Magnus Colby: (getting angry) This is NOT over. I created this company. It is named for me. I am Magnus <bleep> Colby. I almost lost this company to those damn Aethrans. That is why I created Ashes of Extinction and brought them in to regain control of MY company. I am going to use them to do the same with you. I will burn this company down to the ground before I let you profit from it. Ashes of Extinction will be your nightmare.

He stands up and storms out of the office. Beasley Cunning calmly picks up his phone and makes a call.

Beasley Cunning: Hello, have you given any thought to the offer I made you? Yes? You are? Wonderful. I will transfer the first payment in a few minutes. This is the start of a beautiful relationship. (Listening) Yes, he will be but then again, he already is. You signing with me is just the beginning and there is nothing he can do to stop us.


Cosmic Forces vs FTS

Cosmic Forces got FTS on their heels from the get-go and kept them there. Mad A tagged Adam and they used The Collider on Thriller. A short bit later Adam hit Rocket's Red Glare. Bobby Lee tried to made the save but was stopped by Mad A. Adam pinned Thiller for an impressive victory.

Winner: Cosmic Forces by pinfall


Announcer A: Time for our main event. Paragon goes against Nikolai in a qualifying match. On the next show our main event will be another qualifier match. It pits Chaos Supreme vs Ventross in what should be a dozy of a match. Now, let's get to tonight's main event.


Paragon vs Nikolai in a qualifier match

Nikolai has had some recent success against Paragon's friend and tag partner Epitome. Would he have it against Paragon? Early on it looked that way as after a couple minutes of back-and-forth Nikolai had Paragon on the ropes. He used hard hitting offense, and his Cattle Prod, to set up the giant man for Nikolai to use Curb Stomp. Paragon is a powerful man and was able to not only kick out but fight back to be in control. After The Big Time Nikolai kicked out but Paragon just performed it again and was able to get the win to move on.

Winner: Paragon via pinfall to advance


Paragon climbs a turnbuckle and flexes for the crowd and cameras. Then he makes a belt gesture around his waist.