Colby's Legendary Association of Wrestling: The GE Years
Jun 6, 2024 16:38:51 GMT -5
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Conquest PPV - Hyperion Craterdome
After the hype video for tonight's matches, we are live at the announcer's table. Announcer A and Announcer B are sitting in their new chairs and have huge smiles on their faces. Before they can welcome everyone to Conquest a couple CLAW officials walk out to them.
Official: I am sorry boys. Those chairs are not for you.
Announcer B: But they were set up here at the announcer's table. It sure seemed like they were for the announcers.
Official: Well, they are. You see what I mean is you two are being replaced.
Both announcers look shocked and say "what?" at the same time. Then two imposing figures walk into the shot behind them. It is Aethran legends Malice and Overkill.
Malice: You are sitting in our seats, boys. We are the new voice of CLAW and all PPVs. But don't fret none. You are not out of a job. Ya still got PAW to do.
The two announcers get up.
Announcer B: Well, I guess that is something.
He gets a big pat on the back from Malice that almost knocks him over.
Malice: You betcha. I mean, big names like us were not gonna do that dog and pony show.
The officials lead Announcer A and B away as Malice and Overkill take their seats.
Malice: Damn. These ARE some comfortable seats. Perfect for us, huh buddy?
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: You said it. Now, let's get this PPV started. Welcome everyone to Conquest. Our first match is a couple pencil necked geeks fighting for that Light Speed title. Heck, I take craps that have been bigger than those Light Speed dweebs.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: I couldn't have said it better myself Overkill. Let's go to the ring for the two tiny fellas to get things started.
Ensor vs Murtak the Merciless in a Light Speed Championship match
Murtak makes his way out first. He is wearing his new t-shirt and waving his flag. Then the champ comes out to a nice pop. After the introductions are make Murtak walks right up to Ensor and goes nose to nose with the champion. Then he applies a choke hold and he starts hot against the champion. Murtak keeps the advantage for a couple minutes and then Ensor starts to battle back. He hits a 450 splash that looked like might end the match. However Murtak kicked out at the last possible moment. It did not change the outcome as shortly after Ensor used Eruption Of Tharsis to gain the victory.
Winner: Ensor via pinfall to retain
The champ is celebrating in the ring when suddenly something starts falling from the ceiling. Many small, black things.
Malice: What are those? Are those...spiders? Yes, they are spiders. Well plastic toy spiders anyways.
Then the jumbotron turns on and an unknown masked wrestler is seen.
El Hijo De Lycosa: My name is El Hijo De Lycosa. I am coming for the Light Speed Championship. I am like a spider and like a spider I can come from anywhere at any time. You will never see me coming until it is too late.
The jumtotron turns off leaving Ensor just staring at it.
Malice: Well, that is something. Another contender for the Light Speed Championship. It will be interesting to see what he brings to the table.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Seriously? I never knew you were afraid of spiders. Heck, I did not realize anything scared you. Well, time for our next match.
Crust w/Mass vs Mentor w/Mentress in a Social Media Championship match
The champ comes out to a nice cheer. His fan base keeps growing. The match started and Mentor went for a superkick. He connected but he almost shot to high. He followed up with some hard-hitting offense. Then he went for an abdominal stretch and Crust escaped. Then the Social Media champ went to work. He started with what would seem a harmless belly button poke but Crust put his all into it. Then after a head scissors spin he hit a top rope splash and attempted a cover. Mentor kicked out at one and with gusto. Crust went flying over the referee and almost to the other side of the ring. The champ was not going to let that get to him. Soon he hit an unassisted Eugenics Projectile and this time he got a two count. That unfortunally was he best chance. A minute later Mentor went back on the attack. After one unsuccessful pin attempt he hit a nasty belly-to-back head spike. He was able to make the pin and become the new Social Media Champion.
Winner: Mentor by pinfall to win the title
Crust appeared to be injured after the match. Mass came in to check on his buddy and Mentor stopped his celebration and came over to check on Crust too. Mentor helped get Crust to the edge of the ring and from there Mass carried Crust into the back. Mentor and Mentress were behind them as they seemed concerned about Crust's wellbeing.
A video plays showing a simple village with the villagers working and playing. Suddenly the ground starts to shake. Balls of fire start to rain down on the village. The villagers are running and screaming. The ground opens up and some villagers fall into the crevaces. Then words appear over the shot. "They are coming. The sound of the clopping feet of their horses will signify their arrival and the end of all things."
Aethran Outlaw, Paralyze and Evolution vs Henchmen For Hire in an Aethran Escape match
Paralyze and Fortune started for their teams. They had some back and forth with neither man able to get much going. Fortune tagged in Bad Dude who took the fight to Paralyze. After a bit Dude tagged Fortune back in. Fortune ended up performing a Hangman on the Aethran. Then Fortune tagged Invincible Krakan in so he could try and escape. But Paralyze recovered quickly and stopped him. Once Paralyze was able to get back on offense he tagged Evolution in. Evolution was rocking Krakan and after wearing him down he tagged Aethran Outlaw in. Outlaw took advantage of the downed Krakan. After a couple moves, he hit Dominance and started to climb. He made it out of the cage to be the first to escape.
Paralyze came in and jumped on Krakan. Things seemed to be going his way then he missed a move and Krakan was able to tag out to Bad Dude. The hardcore icon was doing really well. He hit Splatter and then started to climb out of the cage. He got to the top of the cage and was about to go over when Paralyze grabbed him by the tights and pulled him back into the ring. Bad Dude brutalized the Aethran some more then performed Hatchet Job. That allowed Bad Dude to climb out of the ring. Both teams are down to two men.
Fortune came in and was all over Paralyze, not letting him catch his breath. After a couple minutes he hit a Hangman then tagged Invincible Krakan in. The leader of Henchmen For Hire then climbed the cage and made his mistake. A smart move by Fortune who was not done with his business. He quickly hit yet another Hangman and made the climb himself. Just like that Henchmen For Hire beat three Aethrans at their own game.
Winner: Henchmen For Hire via all three men escaping the cage
The Henchmen stand tall as the return to the showers. Aethran Outlaw enters the cage and ring to be with his teammates. Paralyze looks down and points to himself as if saying it was his fault they lost. Outlaw is telling him that is not true but Evolution does not join in. When Outlaw looks at him Evolution shrugs his shoulders as if to say maybe Paralyze was right and then he makes his exit leaving an unhappy Outlaw in the ring with a distraught Paralyze.
Malice: Man, what a joke. There is a reason those three are not associated with the great Gladiator tradition of Aethran anymore.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Whoa there, buddy. I know this is a PPV but watch what you say. You don't want us to lose our cushy jobs right after getting them.
Moonlight w/Pardon vs Splash w/Janus in a PAW TV Championship match
Early on the champ took the fight to Splash. Only a minute into the match she went for Absolute Pardon while Pardon had the referee's attention. Splash kicked out at two. She tried another cover after a Flying Dragon but again Splash kicked out. Then he was able to block her moves and go on the attack. A springboard side kick led to a cover and a two count. Some more offense and Splash went to the high rent district. He flew off the top trying to hit Moonlight with a cross body but she ducked and he ended up taking out the referee. Pardon went to get on the apron to help his girlfriend but Janus pulled him off. That got a loud roar of disapproval from the Brymstone fans. As Pardon and Janus started yelling at each other the two wrestlers in the ring tried to gain the advantage. Then Workrate made his way out from the back. He climbed to the top of a turnbuckle as Moonlight puts Spalsh onto his back in the ring. She sees Workrate and motions for him to jump at her. In return he motions for her to move. She seems confused but slowly moves to the side and he comes flying off and hits a Six Star Splash on his nemisis. Workrate shakes the referee to help him clear the cobwebs then exits the ring. Moonlight goes for the cover and thanks to a slow count by the ref Splash kicks out at two and a half. The referee is still groggy and Moonlight takes advantage and hits another Absolute Pardon. This time she covers and pins Splash.
Winner: Moonlight by pinfall to retain
After recovering Splash starts yelling at Workrate. He begins to go after the Citadel of the Elite pledge but is stopped by Janus. Splash is trying to get past him. Janus orders Workrate to return to their locker room as he works to calm Splash down.
A video that shows four cities from different planets. Each at a different level of their evolution. Everything seems normal. Then one that is of a farming level sees their crops wither and die. The people are starving. The second planet sees it's inhabitants getting very sick. They get boils on their faces and some faint in the streets. The third planet goes instinct after a planet wide war ends in thermal nuclear war. Missiles flying from all sides leads to the destruction. The final planet sees dark shadows cover the land. All living things that fall in the shadows perish. Words appear over the shot. "They will arrive soon. Say your prayers. They will not save you but might make you feel better in your final days."
Ultimatum vs Honos in a Primal Carnage match for the Primal Carnage Title
The camera shows the Primal Carnage gauntlets hanging above the ring. The challenger comes down and he is pacing in the ring. He cannot wait to get his hands on the champion. Ultimatum makes his way down and when he tries to enter the ring Honos rushs at him. Ultimatum backs up and the referee pulls Honos back. As Honos argues with the ref Ultimatum slides in the ring and hits a jaw buster. The champ has the early advantage but it only lasts a couple minutes. Then Honos unleashes on him. A ring post spike dazes the champ. Then he goes for the ladder. Honos sets it up in the middle of the ring and starts to climb.
Ultimatum recovers and grabs Honos by the trunks. He yanks him off and sends him crashing to the mat. Then Ultimatum starts to climb the ladder. He stops and looks down at Honos. Suddenly Ultimatum jumps off and nails Honos with a flying leg drop. He then went back to climb the ladder and he recovered his championship gauntlets. He placed them on his hands, got a nasty smile on his face and went after Honos. As a ring crew member removed the ladder Ultimatum started to brutalize Honos. He used Stay And Perish till Honos rolled out of the ring. Once the challenger returned the champion went for a submission win with Leave And Live. After a Face Remover it was another Stay And Perish. As knees struck his forehead over and over the forehead of Honos was busted open. It seemed to fire Honos up and he started fighting back with passion. He set up a table next to the ring and performed table crash. It seemed to do as much damage to him as it did to Ultimatum. Honos appeared to be out of gas. Ultimatum went back on the attack and went for Stay And Perish again. It looked like Honos passed out. He was not defending himself and blood was flowing down his face. The referee called for the bell and pulled Ultimatum off of Honos.
Winner: Ultimatum via submission/referee stoppage to retain
The champion makes his way toward the back and celebrates with ring side fans. A couple medical staff members come down to check on Honos. He shoves them away from him. He then demands a microphone.
Honos: Uranus. I know you are in back brother. Can you please come out here. I need to talk to you.
After a short bit Uranus comes out and walks down to the ring. He timidly enters the ring.
Honos: When I returned from my injuries, I found the Penthouse gone. Our father and brothers were gone. You were the only one still here and I ignored you as I was focused on one thing. Beating Ultimatum. That was a mistake. I should not have ignored you.
A smile from Uranus and he seems to be saying it is ok.
Honos: No, I should not have ignored you. Because you are the reason I keep losing to Ultimatum. I spend most of my life sticking up for you. Watching your back. What did it get me? NOTHING! You are bad luck. You suck away anything good from those around you. You made me into a loser just like you did to our family. That is why they left. To get away from your pathetic, loser ass.
Fans boo as it looks like Uranus might start crying. He is shaking his head no.
Honos: I should have listened to people all these years who kept telling me that you were dead weight. That I should kick your ass to the curb and forget that you are my brother. Then again, maybe you are not my brother. You are not like the rest of us. I cannot see how you could be a son of Janus.
Uranus begins to say something to his brother, but Honos hits him with the mic. Then Honos unleashes hell on Uranus. After beating on him for a bit he goest to grab a chair and uses it to hit Uranus over and over. Uranus has never seen a thrashing like this before. He is busted open and bleeding more than Honos did in his match. Security and officals come down to try and stop him but Honos just shoves and hits them. Finally Honos starts to run out of steam. He tosses the chair on the laid out body of Uranus. He spits on Uranus before leaving the ring. Fans continue to boo and some toss trash at him.
Blazing Skull & Holocaust w/Magnus Colby vs Better Than Human in a Cosmic Tag Team Championship match
A really fun tag team match. These teams have faced each other before and knew each other pretty well. Better Than Human were the first to have a chance at the win when they had Blazing Skull in trouble. But he survived and tagged out to Holocaust. Then it was the champs turn to get rolling. They were wearing down Tharkas down but could not put him away. Then Tharkas went back on offense against Blazing Skull. He tagged Dransak and they performed Obliteration. Skull was able to kick out in time. Dransak used The Long View to try and get the win. But Skull kicked out again. Dransak hit his finisher a second with the same result. As they say, third time's the charm. We have new tag team champs.
Winner: Better Than Human by pinfall to win the title
The new champs grab their belts and leave the ringside area to the jeers of many in attendance. Better Than Human just made rude gestures toward the humans and gave smug looks toward them. Magnus Colby gets in the ring to talk to his tag team. He asks Holocaust why he didn't try and save Blazing Skull. In response Blazing Skull pushes him onto his backside.
Blazing Skull: We are done with you and Ashes. We got a better offer.
Magnus Colby: No. No, no, no. You cannot go join Beasley Cunning. Please, let's talk about this.
Blazing Skull: The time for talk has passed. We are out of here. But if it makes you feel any better, our deal is not with that wimp Beasley Cunning. He is just another version of you.
The former tag team champions walk out of the ring and seemingly out of Ashes of Extinction. They leave a dumbfounded and speechless Magnus Colby sitting in the ring.
Malice: Magnus Colby must feel like his world is crumbling around him, but he better get it together as he has another title match coming up. His man Mayday has the chance to beat Avenging Force and bring the US title back to the Ashes of Extinction.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Good point. That is assuming there still IS an AoE. And that Mayday is still part of it and has not jumped ship like Force, Skull and Holocaust.
A promo for the next PPV, the first one next year, Red Dawn. Then a big announcement. PAW will get their own PPV. It will come the day before Red Dawn. The PPV will be Darkest Before The Dawn. Exciting news about this special PPV will be forthcoming.
Malice: Big news for those wannabes over on PAW. I am sure Announcer A and Announcer B will be happy about that. Hey, do they call that show since it is PAW wrestlers or do we since it is a PPV?
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Yea, you are right. We have time to figure that out. If they offer us enough money, I am sure we can do it. OK, time for the first of our double main event. A lot of drama in this one. Avenging Force was a member of Ashes of Extinction and managed by Magnus. He became the United Stars Heavyweight Championship. Then he jumped ship and joined Beasley Cunning and his Hostile Takeover group. So, Magnus Colby signed a match between Ashes of Extinction member Mayday and Avenging Force for the US title. This should be a good one.
Avenging Force w/Beasley Cunning, Gorack and Xansor vs Mayday w/Magnus Colby in a United Stars Heavyweight Championship match
The big man, Mayday, started the match with a Destructor Slam. Then running head butt and pin attempt but far too early in the match for Mayday to get a win. A minute later Avenging Force used his agility to go on the attack. Tomahawk Chops and a Csomic War Dance had the big man reeling. Force then tried to show off some power by hitting a Tombstone Piledriver. He barely got Mayday up before having to perform the move. It did not seem to bother the former Cosmic Champion much.
For several minutes Avenging Force worked Mayday over. Then Force took the match out to the floor. That was a mistake. Mayday caught the champ going thru the ropes and rocked him with an uppercut. Back in the ring Mayday used Days of Mayday numerous times to soften Avenging Force up. Then Mayday used Crack Of Doom and went for the cover. Beasley Cunning ordered his men to get in the ring to make the save but he was too slow to do so and the referee counted to three.
Winner: Mayday via pinfall to win the title
Malice: Finally, something goes good for poor Magnus. He has gold again. It is however a rough start for Beasley Cunning who had gold and lost it because of his inexperience as a manager. He should have sent his men in to make the save sooner. Now, it is time for your main event.
Endgame vs Solitude in a Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match
The champ kicked Solitude in the gut and hit a Rydeen Bomb. After a pair of Impact Event Dives, he tried to pin Solitude with no luck. Solitude was in trouble early on, just like his match with Chaos Supreme that he won to earn this title shot. Just like in that match he started to fight back. A two handed choke slam and cover resulted in a kick out at one. A Gladiator Powerbomb and another fast kick out. The challenger just kept rolling. He used a Spike Piledriver a couple times to do damage and went for the pin a couple times, once after a Loner Leap. Endgame was not going to do down without a fight and kept kicking out. But each time it took just a bit longer and he did it with lest gusto. Another Spike Piledriver looked to be the end. An excited Solitude made the cover but Endgame kicked out in the nick of time. The fans could not believe it. Neither could Solitude. But he had came too far to give up now. Another Gladiator Powerbomb and he finally got the pin on a worn-out Endgame.
Winner: Solitude by pinfall to win the title
Confetti starts to fall from the ceiling as we have a NEW Cosmic Heavyweight Champion. Solitude is handed the belt, and he looks down at it, almost in disbelief. He is having his moment in the sun when the lights dim. The jumbotron comes on and shows clips of the videos that have played throughout the night. Then a man walks out to the stage. It is Dark Menace.
Dark Menace: I have traveled the cosmos and explored numerous planets and civilizations. There was one constant in almost all the communities I went to. A common thread thru countless religions and belief systems. The end of life. The inevitable extinction of the people who followed the teachings of the religion of belief system. On the planet Earth it has a few different names but the most popular was the Apocolypse. This Apocolypse event would be brought about by four horsemen who would ride out of the skies and bring doom with them. Pestilence. Famine. War. Death. Well, I have put together my Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Let me introduce two of them now.
Two large men, ones we have seen before in Dark Menace's lab, come walking out and stand on either side of him.
Dark Menace: I give you Synthron aka Pestilence. I give you Mechanos aka Famine. Two of my Horsemen of the Apocalypse. If you think these two are impressive just wait till the arrival of War and finally Death. While the corporate suits battle each other my group will come in and lay waist to everyone who stands in our way. This is the end of the way things used to be. It is a new era. The era of Apocalypse.
After the hype video for tonight's matches, we are live at the announcer's table. Announcer A and Announcer B are sitting in their new chairs and have huge smiles on their faces. Before they can welcome everyone to Conquest a couple CLAW officials walk out to them.
Official: I am sorry boys. Those chairs are not for you.
Announcer B: But they were set up here at the announcer's table. It sure seemed like they were for the announcers.
Official: Well, they are. You see what I mean is you two are being replaced.
Both announcers look shocked and say "what?" at the same time. Then two imposing figures walk into the shot behind them. It is Aethran legends Malice and Overkill.
Malice: You are sitting in our seats, boys. We are the new voice of CLAW and all PPVs. But don't fret none. You are not out of a job. Ya still got PAW to do.
The two announcers get up.
Announcer B: Well, I guess that is something.
He gets a big pat on the back from Malice that almost knocks him over.
Malice: You betcha. I mean, big names like us were not gonna do that dog and pony show.
The officials lead Announcer A and B away as Malice and Overkill take their seats.
Malice: Damn. These ARE some comfortable seats. Perfect for us, huh buddy?
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: You said it. Now, let's get this PPV started. Welcome everyone to Conquest. Our first match is a couple pencil necked geeks fighting for that Light Speed title. Heck, I take craps that have been bigger than those Light Speed dweebs.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: I couldn't have said it better myself Overkill. Let's go to the ring for the two tiny fellas to get things started.
Ensor vs Murtak the Merciless in a Light Speed Championship match
Murtak makes his way out first. He is wearing his new t-shirt and waving his flag. Then the champ comes out to a nice pop. After the introductions are make Murtak walks right up to Ensor and goes nose to nose with the champion. Then he applies a choke hold and he starts hot against the champion. Murtak keeps the advantage for a couple minutes and then Ensor starts to battle back. He hits a 450 splash that looked like might end the match. However Murtak kicked out at the last possible moment. It did not change the outcome as shortly after Ensor used Eruption Of Tharsis to gain the victory.
Winner: Ensor via pinfall to retain
The champ is celebrating in the ring when suddenly something starts falling from the ceiling. Many small, black things.
Malice: What are those? Are those...spiders? Yes, they are spiders. Well plastic toy spiders anyways.
Then the jumbotron turns on and an unknown masked wrestler is seen.
El Hijo De Lycosa: My name is El Hijo De Lycosa. I am coming for the Light Speed Championship. I am like a spider and like a spider I can come from anywhere at any time. You will never see me coming until it is too late.
The jumtotron turns off leaving Ensor just staring at it.
Malice: Well, that is something. Another contender for the Light Speed Championship. It will be interesting to see what he brings to the table.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Seriously? I never knew you were afraid of spiders. Heck, I did not realize anything scared you. Well, time for our next match.
Crust w/Mass vs Mentor w/Mentress in a Social Media Championship match
The champ comes out to a nice cheer. His fan base keeps growing. The match started and Mentor went for a superkick. He connected but he almost shot to high. He followed up with some hard-hitting offense. Then he went for an abdominal stretch and Crust escaped. Then the Social Media champ went to work. He started with what would seem a harmless belly button poke but Crust put his all into it. Then after a head scissors spin he hit a top rope splash and attempted a cover. Mentor kicked out at one and with gusto. Crust went flying over the referee and almost to the other side of the ring. The champ was not going to let that get to him. Soon he hit an unassisted Eugenics Projectile and this time he got a two count. That unfortunally was he best chance. A minute later Mentor went back on the attack. After one unsuccessful pin attempt he hit a nasty belly-to-back head spike. He was able to make the pin and become the new Social Media Champion.
Winner: Mentor by pinfall to win the title
Crust appeared to be injured after the match. Mass came in to check on his buddy and Mentor stopped his celebration and came over to check on Crust too. Mentor helped get Crust to the edge of the ring and from there Mass carried Crust into the back. Mentor and Mentress were behind them as they seemed concerned about Crust's wellbeing.
A video plays showing a simple village with the villagers working and playing. Suddenly the ground starts to shake. Balls of fire start to rain down on the village. The villagers are running and screaming. The ground opens up and some villagers fall into the crevaces. Then words appear over the shot. "They are coming. The sound of the clopping feet of their horses will signify their arrival and the end of all things."
Aethran Outlaw, Paralyze and Evolution vs Henchmen For Hire in an Aethran Escape match
Paralyze and Fortune started for their teams. They had some back and forth with neither man able to get much going. Fortune tagged in Bad Dude who took the fight to Paralyze. After a bit Dude tagged Fortune back in. Fortune ended up performing a Hangman on the Aethran. Then Fortune tagged Invincible Krakan in so he could try and escape. But Paralyze recovered quickly and stopped him. Once Paralyze was able to get back on offense he tagged Evolution in. Evolution was rocking Krakan and after wearing him down he tagged Aethran Outlaw in. Outlaw took advantage of the downed Krakan. After a couple moves, he hit Dominance and started to climb. He made it out of the cage to be the first to escape.
Paralyze came in and jumped on Krakan. Things seemed to be going his way then he missed a move and Krakan was able to tag out to Bad Dude. The hardcore icon was doing really well. He hit Splatter and then started to climb out of the cage. He got to the top of the cage and was about to go over when Paralyze grabbed him by the tights and pulled him back into the ring. Bad Dude brutalized the Aethran some more then performed Hatchet Job. That allowed Bad Dude to climb out of the ring. Both teams are down to two men.
Fortune came in and was all over Paralyze, not letting him catch his breath. After a couple minutes he hit a Hangman then tagged Invincible Krakan in. The leader of Henchmen For Hire then climbed the cage and made his mistake. A smart move by Fortune who was not done with his business. He quickly hit yet another Hangman and made the climb himself. Just like that Henchmen For Hire beat three Aethrans at their own game.
Winner: Henchmen For Hire via all three men escaping the cage
The Henchmen stand tall as the return to the showers. Aethran Outlaw enters the cage and ring to be with his teammates. Paralyze looks down and points to himself as if saying it was his fault they lost. Outlaw is telling him that is not true but Evolution does not join in. When Outlaw looks at him Evolution shrugs his shoulders as if to say maybe Paralyze was right and then he makes his exit leaving an unhappy Outlaw in the ring with a distraught Paralyze.
Malice: Man, what a joke. There is a reason those three are not associated with the great Gladiator tradition of Aethran anymore.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Whoa there, buddy. I know this is a PPV but watch what you say. You don't want us to lose our cushy jobs right after getting them.
Moonlight w/Pardon vs Splash w/Janus in a PAW TV Championship match
Early on the champ took the fight to Splash. Only a minute into the match she went for Absolute Pardon while Pardon had the referee's attention. Splash kicked out at two. She tried another cover after a Flying Dragon but again Splash kicked out. Then he was able to block her moves and go on the attack. A springboard side kick led to a cover and a two count. Some more offense and Splash went to the high rent district. He flew off the top trying to hit Moonlight with a cross body but she ducked and he ended up taking out the referee. Pardon went to get on the apron to help his girlfriend but Janus pulled him off. That got a loud roar of disapproval from the Brymstone fans. As Pardon and Janus started yelling at each other the two wrestlers in the ring tried to gain the advantage. Then Workrate made his way out from the back. He climbed to the top of a turnbuckle as Moonlight puts Spalsh onto his back in the ring. She sees Workrate and motions for him to jump at her. In return he motions for her to move. She seems confused but slowly moves to the side and he comes flying off and hits a Six Star Splash on his nemisis. Workrate shakes the referee to help him clear the cobwebs then exits the ring. Moonlight goes for the cover and thanks to a slow count by the ref Splash kicks out at two and a half. The referee is still groggy and Moonlight takes advantage and hits another Absolute Pardon. This time she covers and pins Splash.
Winner: Moonlight by pinfall to retain
After recovering Splash starts yelling at Workrate. He begins to go after the Citadel of the Elite pledge but is stopped by Janus. Splash is trying to get past him. Janus orders Workrate to return to their locker room as he works to calm Splash down.
A video that shows four cities from different planets. Each at a different level of their evolution. Everything seems normal. Then one that is of a farming level sees their crops wither and die. The people are starving. The second planet sees it's inhabitants getting very sick. They get boils on their faces and some faint in the streets. The third planet goes instinct after a planet wide war ends in thermal nuclear war. Missiles flying from all sides leads to the destruction. The final planet sees dark shadows cover the land. All living things that fall in the shadows perish. Words appear over the shot. "They will arrive soon. Say your prayers. They will not save you but might make you feel better in your final days."
Ultimatum vs Honos in a Primal Carnage match for the Primal Carnage Title
The camera shows the Primal Carnage gauntlets hanging above the ring. The challenger comes down and he is pacing in the ring. He cannot wait to get his hands on the champion. Ultimatum makes his way down and when he tries to enter the ring Honos rushs at him. Ultimatum backs up and the referee pulls Honos back. As Honos argues with the ref Ultimatum slides in the ring and hits a jaw buster. The champ has the early advantage but it only lasts a couple minutes. Then Honos unleashes on him. A ring post spike dazes the champ. Then he goes for the ladder. Honos sets it up in the middle of the ring and starts to climb.
Ultimatum recovers and grabs Honos by the trunks. He yanks him off and sends him crashing to the mat. Then Ultimatum starts to climb the ladder. He stops and looks down at Honos. Suddenly Ultimatum jumps off and nails Honos with a flying leg drop. He then went back to climb the ladder and he recovered his championship gauntlets. He placed them on his hands, got a nasty smile on his face and went after Honos. As a ring crew member removed the ladder Ultimatum started to brutalize Honos. He used Stay And Perish till Honos rolled out of the ring. Once the challenger returned the champion went for a submission win with Leave And Live. After a Face Remover it was another Stay And Perish. As knees struck his forehead over and over the forehead of Honos was busted open. It seemed to fire Honos up and he started fighting back with passion. He set up a table next to the ring and performed table crash. It seemed to do as much damage to him as it did to Ultimatum. Honos appeared to be out of gas. Ultimatum went back on the attack and went for Stay And Perish again. It looked like Honos passed out. He was not defending himself and blood was flowing down his face. The referee called for the bell and pulled Ultimatum off of Honos.
Winner: Ultimatum via submission/referee stoppage to retain
The champion makes his way toward the back and celebrates with ring side fans. A couple medical staff members come down to check on Honos. He shoves them away from him. He then demands a microphone.
Honos: Uranus. I know you are in back brother. Can you please come out here. I need to talk to you.
After a short bit Uranus comes out and walks down to the ring. He timidly enters the ring.
Honos: When I returned from my injuries, I found the Penthouse gone. Our father and brothers were gone. You were the only one still here and I ignored you as I was focused on one thing. Beating Ultimatum. That was a mistake. I should not have ignored you.
A smile from Uranus and he seems to be saying it is ok.
Honos: No, I should not have ignored you. Because you are the reason I keep losing to Ultimatum. I spend most of my life sticking up for you. Watching your back. What did it get me? NOTHING! You are bad luck. You suck away anything good from those around you. You made me into a loser just like you did to our family. That is why they left. To get away from your pathetic, loser ass.
Fans boo as it looks like Uranus might start crying. He is shaking his head no.
Honos: I should have listened to people all these years who kept telling me that you were dead weight. That I should kick your ass to the curb and forget that you are my brother. Then again, maybe you are not my brother. You are not like the rest of us. I cannot see how you could be a son of Janus.
Uranus begins to say something to his brother, but Honos hits him with the mic. Then Honos unleashes hell on Uranus. After beating on him for a bit he goest to grab a chair and uses it to hit Uranus over and over. Uranus has never seen a thrashing like this before. He is busted open and bleeding more than Honos did in his match. Security and officals come down to try and stop him but Honos just shoves and hits them. Finally Honos starts to run out of steam. He tosses the chair on the laid out body of Uranus. He spits on Uranus before leaving the ring. Fans continue to boo and some toss trash at him.
Blazing Skull & Holocaust w/Magnus Colby vs Better Than Human in a Cosmic Tag Team Championship match
A really fun tag team match. These teams have faced each other before and knew each other pretty well. Better Than Human were the first to have a chance at the win when they had Blazing Skull in trouble. But he survived and tagged out to Holocaust. Then it was the champs turn to get rolling. They were wearing down Tharkas down but could not put him away. Then Tharkas went back on offense against Blazing Skull. He tagged Dransak and they performed Obliteration. Skull was able to kick out in time. Dransak used The Long View to try and get the win. But Skull kicked out again. Dransak hit his finisher a second with the same result. As they say, third time's the charm. We have new tag team champs.
Winner: Better Than Human by pinfall to win the title
The new champs grab their belts and leave the ringside area to the jeers of many in attendance. Better Than Human just made rude gestures toward the humans and gave smug looks toward them. Magnus Colby gets in the ring to talk to his tag team. He asks Holocaust why he didn't try and save Blazing Skull. In response Blazing Skull pushes him onto his backside.
Blazing Skull: We are done with you and Ashes. We got a better offer.
Magnus Colby: No. No, no, no. You cannot go join Beasley Cunning. Please, let's talk about this.
Blazing Skull: The time for talk has passed. We are out of here. But if it makes you feel any better, our deal is not with that wimp Beasley Cunning. He is just another version of you.
The former tag team champions walk out of the ring and seemingly out of Ashes of Extinction. They leave a dumbfounded and speechless Magnus Colby sitting in the ring.
Malice: Magnus Colby must feel like his world is crumbling around him, but he better get it together as he has another title match coming up. His man Mayday has the chance to beat Avenging Force and bring the US title back to the Ashes of Extinction.
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Good point. That is assuming there still IS an AoE. And that Mayday is still part of it and has not jumped ship like Force, Skull and Holocaust.
A promo for the next PPV, the first one next year, Red Dawn. Then a big announcement. PAW will get their own PPV. It will come the day before Red Dawn. The PPV will be Darkest Before The Dawn. Exciting news about this special PPV will be forthcoming.
Malice: Big news for those wannabes over on PAW. I am sure Announcer A and Announcer B will be happy about that. Hey, do they call that show since it is PAW wrestlers or do we since it is a PPV?
Overkill: (grunts)
Malice: Yea, you are right. We have time to figure that out. If they offer us enough money, I am sure we can do it. OK, time for the first of our double main event. A lot of drama in this one. Avenging Force was a member of Ashes of Extinction and managed by Magnus. He became the United Stars Heavyweight Championship. Then he jumped ship and joined Beasley Cunning and his Hostile Takeover group. So, Magnus Colby signed a match between Ashes of Extinction member Mayday and Avenging Force for the US title. This should be a good one.
Avenging Force w/Beasley Cunning, Gorack and Xansor vs Mayday w/Magnus Colby in a United Stars Heavyweight Championship match
The big man, Mayday, started the match with a Destructor Slam. Then running head butt and pin attempt but far too early in the match for Mayday to get a win. A minute later Avenging Force used his agility to go on the attack. Tomahawk Chops and a Csomic War Dance had the big man reeling. Force then tried to show off some power by hitting a Tombstone Piledriver. He barely got Mayday up before having to perform the move. It did not seem to bother the former Cosmic Champion much.
For several minutes Avenging Force worked Mayday over. Then Force took the match out to the floor. That was a mistake. Mayday caught the champ going thru the ropes and rocked him with an uppercut. Back in the ring Mayday used Days of Mayday numerous times to soften Avenging Force up. Then Mayday used Crack Of Doom and went for the cover. Beasley Cunning ordered his men to get in the ring to make the save but he was too slow to do so and the referee counted to three.
Winner: Mayday via pinfall to win the title
Malice: Finally, something goes good for poor Magnus. He has gold again. It is however a rough start for Beasley Cunning who had gold and lost it because of his inexperience as a manager. He should have sent his men in to make the save sooner. Now, it is time for your main event.
Endgame vs Solitude in a Cosmic Heavyweight Championship match
The champ kicked Solitude in the gut and hit a Rydeen Bomb. After a pair of Impact Event Dives, he tried to pin Solitude with no luck. Solitude was in trouble early on, just like his match with Chaos Supreme that he won to earn this title shot. Just like in that match he started to fight back. A two handed choke slam and cover resulted in a kick out at one. A Gladiator Powerbomb and another fast kick out. The challenger just kept rolling. He used a Spike Piledriver a couple times to do damage and went for the pin a couple times, once after a Loner Leap. Endgame was not going to do down without a fight and kept kicking out. But each time it took just a bit longer and he did it with lest gusto. Another Spike Piledriver looked to be the end. An excited Solitude made the cover but Endgame kicked out in the nick of time. The fans could not believe it. Neither could Solitude. But he had came too far to give up now. Another Gladiator Powerbomb and he finally got the pin on a worn-out Endgame.
Winner: Solitude by pinfall to win the title
Confetti starts to fall from the ceiling as we have a NEW Cosmic Heavyweight Champion. Solitude is handed the belt, and he looks down at it, almost in disbelief. He is having his moment in the sun when the lights dim. The jumbotron comes on and shows clips of the videos that have played throughout the night. Then a man walks out to the stage. It is Dark Menace.
Dark Menace: I have traveled the cosmos and explored numerous planets and civilizations. There was one constant in almost all the communities I went to. A common thread thru countless religions and belief systems. The end of life. The inevitable extinction of the people who followed the teachings of the religion of belief system. On the planet Earth it has a few different names but the most popular was the Apocolypse. This Apocolypse event would be brought about by four horsemen who would ride out of the skies and bring doom with them. Pestilence. Famine. War. Death. Well, I have put together my Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Let me introduce two of them now.
Two large men, ones we have seen before in Dark Menace's lab, come walking out and stand on either side of him.
Dark Menace: I give you Synthron aka Pestilence. I give you Mechanos aka Famine. Two of my Horsemen of the Apocalypse. If you think these two are impressive just wait till the arrival of War and finally Death. While the corporate suits battle each other my group will come in and lay waist to everyone who stands in our way. This is the end of the way things used to be. It is a new era. The era of Apocalypse.