Continental Wrestling Federation (by ajcostello)

[ajcostello]

Continental Wrestling Federation presents Coming Attractions/ Promo Corner!

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We open with a shot of three men standing before the CWF logo in the interview area. They are The Road Warriors, Hawk and Animal, and their manager "Precious" Paul Ellering. Hawk and Animal are wearing the CWF Tag Team Championship belts around their respective waists.

Hawk: "Well, well, well. Here we are. Finally. You know somethin'? When we won the tag titles at the end of the big tournament, we told Costello that we wanted to defend these belts at every opportunity! We told him we'd do it every week if he'd let us! You know what he said? He said that he can't let us do that because he doesn't want people to get sick of us! Well! We say that we don't care if he won't let us do a damned thing! WE do what we want! Tell 'em, Animal!"

Animal: "It's like this: The Road Warriors are like a bulldozer running over everything that gets in the way and crushing everything flat! Does a bulldozer worry about what a little stop sign has to say? I don't think so! Tell 'em, Paul!"

Ellering: "I understand that Mister Costello, being a magnanimous and generous sort of man, feels a need to let other people get a moment or two to shine in the spotlight! And that is just fine! He can let whoever he wants to bask in the glory of the spotlight once we're done with it! They can cling to the edges of that bright pool of light that is cast upon us... the Road Warriors... as we take our place as the preeminent team in the Continental Wrestling Federation! We are undefeated! We are the champions! And we will stay that way for as long as we want because we are not going to be beaten by anybody!"

Animal: "Not anybody!"

Hawk: "Oh, what a rush!"

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Our next segment sees none other than Melina Perez standing before the CWF logo. She smiles.

Melina: "Deonna Purrazzo. The Virtuosa. The champion. You know, hon, I never did get around to saying congratulations on winning the big tournament. You deserve a round of applause, girl. Take a bow, even. Hell. Take another one for beating Madison Rayne in your first defense last week. Go ahead. You definitely deserve it."

Melina looks around a bit before the smile drops.

Melina: "You get it out of your system, now? Good. I'm going to tell you something, hon. You have a chip on your shoulder. You got it there for a reason. No one gave you a chance to get where you are and now you think you have to prove that you deserve to be where you're at with every breath. I get it. I'm not saying that you shouldn't. What I am saying, sweet cheeks, is that this Friday I'll be on Friday Night Fights and I will be proving to the world... and you... why my name was on your list of challengers. Believe it."

The smile comes back to Melina's face.

Melina: "But, Deonna? The next time my name passes your lips there better be some respect on it or I'll teach you why it should be there."

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Lastly, we open on none other than CWF World Heavyweight Champion Harley Race standing before the company logo. He wear a suit and his championship belt is resting over his shoulder.

Race: "King Kong Bundy and his manager Bobby "The Weasel" Heenan had a lot to say about me and this title none too long ago. You see, they're the sort of men that feel that they have to talk themselves up to the people. To get the people believing that they're as good as they hope to be. I understand that. This sport is full of wrestlers that talk. And talk. And talk. Harley Race is a man of few words, though. I don't have to do a lot of talking, Bundy. I am the Continental Wrestling Federation World's Heavyweight Wrestling champion and that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am the greatest wrestler on God's green Earth. This title belt says everything you need to know about me. Take a good, long look at it, Heenan. Feast your eyes, Bundy. This title belt signifies that I am at a level that you'll never attain."

Race pats the belt.

Race: "Now, we have a match coming up soon, Bundy. All I have to ask of you is that you do your damn level best to take this belt away from me because I'll do my best to keep you from getting it. And at the end of the night, I'll still be the World's Heavyweight wrestling champion. See you soon."

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[Bri]

Hats off to you ajcostello!

Always enjoyed the promo's in your feds and this latest endeavor is definitely no exception.

Really looking forward to the next installment of the CWF!

[ajcostello]

Continental Wrestling Federation: Show #3- Friday, 8 January 2016-

The show opens in the middle of a backstage hallway by a door marked 'Locker Room C'. We hear a commotion on the other side of the door for a bit before it settles down and we hear people talking. After a moment, the door opens and Karlee Perez steps out into the hallway. As she does so, she turns her head to say one that thing to the person (or persons) still inside the room:

"Patience. Patience, my friend. Our road to get here may have been long... but our true journey starts tonight!"

As Perez slips by the camera crew, she mutters a brief "Pardon me".

The cameraman cuts the feed and we join our announce team at their position near the ring.

"Mad" Mike Cantrell: "Well, hello everybody and welcome back to Continental Wrestling Federation and Friday Night Fights! I'm "Mad" Mike Cantrell and with me here, as always, is my colleague Frankie Saddler!"

Frankie Saddler: "Hello, folks!"

Cantell: "We've got quite an interesting set of matches lined up for us tonight, partner. What do you think? Should we get started?"

Saddler: "Absolutely! Let's do it!"

Next up, we're down at ringside so the lovely Miss Cindy Shepherd can introduce...

*Mil Muertes (w/ Karlee Perez) vs. "The Prince of Queens" Brian Myers*

Mil Muertes starts strong, nailing Myers with a powerbomb right at the opening bell before looking for the Ten Crosslines but Myers has other plans and tries an armdrag that the masked monster counters with some chops. Myers ends that with a dropkick that Muertes just sidesteps. He comes back with a running clothesline that counters with a high knee! Muertes staggers momentarily before leveling Myers with Reaper's Trident! He goes for a pin attempt but Myers isn't done yet! He's kicked out! Ringside, Karlee shouts into the ring for Muertes to end this and he does, nailing Myers with FLATLINER, and the ref counts to three. The match is over!

Winner of the Match: Mil Muertes!

Cantrell: "Well... that was something, eh partner?"

Saddler: "You can say that again, Mike! Did you see that girl? Wasn't she something?"

Cantrell: "Uh... Frankie? That was Karlee Perez. She manages Mil Muertes. You know... that guy that won the match?"

Saddler: "There was a match?!?"

Cantrell: " Let's just get back to the action, okay?"

We're back at ringside for Miss Cindy's introductions of...

*Too Cool (Scott Taylor & Brian Christopher vs. The Pitbulls*

Christopher is in to start for his team, up against Pitbull #2, and he hits him with a slap followed by a little dance. Pitbull #2 steps back and tags in his partner. Pitbull #1 comes in with some roundhouse kicks on Brian before the big men from Philly hit a drop toehold and flying elbow tandem move. With Grandmaster Sexay staggering, Pitbull #1 tosses him into the corner. He rebounds like he's made of rubber right into a bone-jarring clothesline! The Pitbulls set him up for a SUPER BOMB and the ref dives into position to make his count when Scott Taylor runs in to try to break up the count... only to be stopped by Pitbull #2. The ref's count hit three and this one is over!

Winners of the match: The Pitbulls!

Cantrell: "Holy...! Did Taylor and Christopher even get any offense in during that match, Frankie?"

Saddler: "Aside from that opening slap? I don't think so."

Cantrell: "Well, damn. As far as the tag team division here in the Continental Wrestling Federation is concerned: that was the Slap Heard Round the World!"

Saddler "That is definitely going to make some people sit up and take notice for sure!"

Once again, we go back to the ring for the introductions of...

*Ricky Starks vs. "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay*

Jay starts with an armbar on Starks, who gets free and hits him with a running dropkick. Starks looks to go for a clothesline but Jay counters by grounding him and going for a stomp, but nobody's home! Starks rolls out of the way and comes back with an implant DDT and a suicide dive! Ricky locks on a crossface but the Sodbuster gets away from him, only to get tossed out of the ring! Starks waits in the ring... maybe showboating a little... as Jay manages to get back into the ring in time to avoid getting counted out. Starks hits THE BUSTER KEATON and the match is over!

Winner of the match: Ricky Starks!

Cantrell: "A great showing for the debuting Ricky Starks here tonight, eh partner?"

Saddler: "I'd say that the kid's got talent. That and he's cocky. I like that, Mike. If someone doesn't walk around that locker room with enough swagger to make everyone think they belong there then I'd say they won't far in the C.W.F. Am I right?"

Cantrell: "You are one hundred percent correct, Frankie! If you don't think you've got what it takes to be a champion here, then you should do yourself a favor and find somewhere else to compete!"

Saddler: "Amen to that!"

Cantrell: "Let's go backstage to our colleague Amy Lee. I'm told she has some guests."

We are next taken to the backstage area where the beautiful Amy Lee is waiting.

Amy Lee: "Hey, guys! With me tonight are men that need no introduction-"

Bobby Heenan: "But we're getting one anyway!"

Lee: "Ah. Yes! With me tonight are The Heenan Family and their manager-"

Heenan: "Their illustrious manager!"

Lee:" Yes! With their illustrious manager... Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! I give you Nick Bockwinkel, Ray Stevens, and King Kong Bundy-"

Heenan: "The next C.W.F. World Champion King Kong Bundy!"

Lee: "Ah... I... okay. The next C.W.F. World Champion King Kong Bundy! So? Gentlemen, my first question is: what does everyone backstage think of this new alliance between Tully Blanchard and Ted DiBiase?"

Heenan: "I think it's great, personally!"

Lee: "You... you do?"

Heenan: "Oh, sure! I'd imagine that they'd travel together so it's perfect! We'll know which car's tires we'll need to slash... I mean, if someone were the sort to do that sort of thing... they'd know which ones to slash."

Lee: "I see."

Heenan: You know... there are some very devious people out there, Miss Lee. The type who would do that sort of thing. Malicious... Evil... Genius... Handsome.... Wait... are we talking about me or some criminal?"

Lee: "I... I don't know anymore?"

Heenan: "Well, toots, we were expecting some kind of professional behavior here tonight and certainly didn't get it! We're leaving! You'll see us in the ring!"

With that, Heenan and his crew storm off set, heading backstage.

Lee: "Sorry, guys. I... I'm not sure what just happened. Back to you!"

Cantell: "No worries, Amy! That Bobby Heenan is always up to something. I'm sure we'll find out what he's doing soon enough. Right, Frankie?"

Saddler: "Right you are, Mike! Hey. You know who's coming up next?"

Cantrell: "I do, indeed."

Saddler: "Well, then let's get to it, shall we?"

We're taken back to ringside for the introductions of...

*Melina vs. Princess Victoria*

Princess Victoria starts with a pair of arm drags that seem to really take the wind out of Melina's sails. Victoria sends Melina into the ropes, looking for a sunset flip, but Melina counters the move by grabbing her legs and rolling through into a pinning predicament! The ref dives into position and counts to three! The match is over! When the match ends, Melina hops out of the ring, faces the camera, and blows a kiss! "See you soon, Deonna!" she says as she laughs and heads to the back.

Winner of the match: Melina!

Cantrell: "Well! That one was a lot shorter than I was expecting!"

Saddler: "Yeah, right? Melina's the best!"

Cantrell: "You're quite smitten with her, aren't you, Frankie?"

Saddler: "Duh! I mean... ahem... who wouldn't be, Mike?"

Cantrell: "Ha! Well, there a lot of great ladies around us regularly. Hey. Let's get back to the action, okay?"

Saddler: "Great idea!"

We are soon back at ringside just in time for Miss Cindy to introduce...

*Johnny Mantell vs. Tiger Conway, Jr.*

Tiger gets ahold of Mantell quickly and rams his head into the turnbuckle before locking in an abdominal stretch. He keeps it locked in for some time before softening Mantell up with a headbutt and a dropkick. Mantell struggles back to his feet, only to get whipped into the turnbuckles. Tiger charges in after him only to get caught by the Texan bringing up a knee at the last second! Mantell capitalizes on the mistake and moves in with a forearm uppercut that drops Tiger! He goes for a cover but only gets a two count! Conway kicks out! Mantell hits the Texas Tumbleweed and follows it with a spinning toehold. Johnny is on a roll now and hits the Texas Tumbleweed again, looking to end the match but Tiger isn't done just yet! Another Texas Tumbleweed from Mantell puts an end to the match. This one is over!

Winner of the match: Johnny Mantell!

Cantrell: "Johnny Mantell is one of a growing contingent of Texans here in the C.W.F., Frankie."

Saddler: "Yeah. Most of them are pretty good, too!"

Cantrell: "Well, I can't imagine it'll be too much longer before we see some of them in the tag team division, right?"

Saddler: "I'm sure you're right, Mike. There's enough of them... we do have Bruiser Broday and Stan Hansen already, though. So... do we really need a cowboy team? I mean, really?"

Cantrell: "Why not? I mean, the more the merrier, right? And the way that our current tag team champions... the Road Warriors... say they're going to be going through teams...."

Saddler: "Speaking of the Road Warriors, Mike... it's time for the main event!"

Cantrell: "Well we should probably get to it, then!"

For the last time for the night, Miss Cindy brings us...

*The Miracle Violence Connection ("Dr. Death" Steve Williams & Terry Gordy) vs. The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal; CWF Tag Team Champions; w/ Paul Ellering)*

Things start quickly, with Williams throwing Hawk into the turnbuckles! Williams runs in and nails him with a big kick and looks to follow it with a spinebuster but Hawk has other plans, countering the move with a gorilla press slam and a vertical suplex! Animal gets tagged in and he hits Williams with a jumping elbow drop! Animal goes for a cover but Williams kicks out easily. Annoyed, Animal locks on a Camel Clutch and then a blatant choke! Williams powers out of the choke and hits a double-leg takedown! Animal is on his feet first, though, and hits another jumping elbow drop and a flying shoulder ram that puts Williams down HARD. There's a quick tag and the Road Warriors hit the DOOMSDAY DEVICE! The ref dives in to make the count but it's broken up at two by Gordy! Hawk pulls Willaims to his feet and hits a gutwrench suplex and another gorilla press slam before going for a vertical suplex! He goes to end the match with a lateral press but Doctor Death kicks out at two! Animal is tagged back in and we see a second DOOMSDAY DEVICE! Gordy runs in to make the save, but he's blocked by Hawk as the ref counts to three and ends the match!

Winners of the match and still CWF Tag Team Champions: The Road Warriors!

Cantrell: "Well... I... ah... that wasn't what I was expecting, really."

Saddler: "I... yeah. At least Williams and Gordy got in some offense, right?"

Cantrell: "If you could call it that, sure. Hey! Did Gordy even get to participate... other than those two times he came in break up ins?"

Saddler: "Ah... no. No, he didn't, Mike."

Cantrell: "Damn. That's... wow."

The show ends with Hawk, aNimal, and "Precious" Paul Ellering celebrating in the ring.

*The End*

[Bri]

Welcome back Continental Wrestling Federation!!

Great return ajcostello!

I have missed this fed for sure.

From the format to the banter & intrigue to the inside the ring action.

(I wouldn't have noticed there was a match going on either lol).

Mil Muertes is a beast.

The Road Warriors do what they do best.

Rockin stuff!

[Dustin]

Dude, you're a really good writer. The action and dialogue... great! You reeled me in immediately. I look forward to more CWF... and Mil Muertes!

[cruefan68]

Great start to your new CWF fed, AJ. I will be happily following along. Very cool to see Mil Muertes and Karlee Perez involved.

[ajcostello]

(Thanks to Bri, Dustin, and cruefan68 for the kind words and the continued support!)

Continental Wrestling Federation presents Coming Attractions/ Promo Corner!
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We open with The Crusher standing in front of the C.W.F. logo, with his trusty cigar clenched firmly in his teeth.

Crusher points at the viewer with one hand and grunts.

"I was back in Milwaukee just the other night, tryin' to enjoy a beer down at the saloon and I heard people chuckin' and laughing at me behind my back! Sos, I ask Heidi... the bar-maid... what do these bozos think is so funny and she says to me "They think it's funny how you got beat by that Al Snow character the other night on TV, Crusher!" and I just couldn't believe it!"

He spits on the floor.

"Al Snow! Ya bum! Ya made a mockery of the Crusher and now I can't show my face back at my favorite saloon until I've given ya a beatin'! Well, mister! That beatin's comin'. That beatin' is comin' for sure! The Crusher is gonna make ya wish ya was never born!"

***

The shot opens with newcomer Ricky Starks standing before the C.W.F. logo, all smiles.

"I know what you're thinking? You're thinking 'Who on Earth is this kid?" am I right? Of course I'm right."

He laughs.

"This... is Ricky Starks. The Stroke Daddy. He's a New Orleans kid with a big mouth and bad attitude. He personifies what it means to be sensual...debonair... iconic. For those of you who don't like Ricky? You can't tell him shhhhhh. But... what I can tell you What he can tell you? Ain't nobody else with as much fight, and heart, and passion... There's only one. The only one. And Ricky Starks is ready to take this place by storm. To the next level. So get ready, 'cause the Stroke Daddy is about to light up y'all's TV screens for a long time to come."

He laughs again and strikes a pose.

"Stroke Daddy's gonna look so good with all that gold."

***

Lastly, later, we open on Al Snow pacing back and forth in front of the C.W.F. logo. Head sits on a nearby stool.

"Are you happy, now? Are you happy? I did everything you told me to and now the Crusher is gonna kick my ass!"

He keeps pacing, clearly agitated.

"What do mean 'don't worry'?!? You're not the one he's after! I'm gonna catch a beating and it's all your fault! Wait. What did you just say?"

He stops pacing. Turns to the camera and smiles.

"That's brilliant! It's a longshot. It's crazy! But... it's so crazy that it just might work!"

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[ajcostello]

Continental Wrestling Federation: Show #4- Monday, 11 January 2016-

The show opens with a shot of The Crusher stomping down the hallway, shoving whatever... and whoever...out of his way, grumbling the whole time. He comes upon a production assistant and grabs him by the collar, pulling the hapless man face-to-face with him.

"Hey, ya bum! Where's Al Snow? Tell me where that scrawny punk is!"

The P.A. is quaking in fear as he mumbles "Mister Snow isn't here, Crusher! I swear!"

The Crusher grunts his disapproval and practically tosses the man aside before returning to stomping angrily down the hall.

The feed quickly changes to join our commentary team at their table.

"Mad" Mike Cantrell: "Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Continental Wrestling Federation's Monday night show! We've got a great card lined up for you all tonight let me tell you. With me, as always, is my broadcasting partner Frankie Saddler! How are you doing tonight, Frankie?"

Frankie Saddler: "Doing great, Mike! I'm looking forward to seeing what happens here tonight."

Cantrell: "Well, then... let's get to it!"

Down at ringside, the lovely Miss Cindy Shepherd is on the mic, announcing...

*"Bruiserweight" Pete Dunne vs. "Man Scout" Jake Manning*

Dunne rushes Manning and body slams him into the turnbuckle before attempting a step-up enziguiri that gets stopped. Manning drops the Bruiserweight with some elbow smashes and follows it all up with a backbreaker and a Flatliner! As soon as Dunne is back on his feet, Manning hits him with a dropkick to set him up for a running power slam! Manning climbs to the top turnbuckle looking to set up something big... but Dunne is back on his feet and climbing the turnbuckles! Manning is thrown forcefully to the ring and set up for a brutal X-Plex. Manning is down and in trouble... and Dunne is on top of him in no time, locking a triangle choke on the Man Scout. Manning can't escape is forced to tap out, giving the win to Pete Dunne!

Winner of the match: Pete Dunne!

Cantrell: "Wow! What a great match! It looked like Pete Dunne was in trouble for most of that contest, but he pulled a victory out of thin air!"

Saddler: "You're right, Mike! That was awesome! I think this "Bruiserweight" fellow is going to go places."

Cantrell: "I'm sure the top brass here in the C.W.F. are taking notice, that's for sure! You ready to get back to the action, partner?"

Saddler: "Sounds great, Mike!"

Before long, we're back to the ringside area for Miss Cindy's next set of introductions...

*The Texas Hangmen" (Killer & Psycho) vs. "Sodbuster" Kenny Jay & Jake "The Milkman" Milliman*

The Hangmen jump Milliman and Jay before Cindy is finished with her introductions and there's bedlam for a few moments before Killer drops Milliman with a bulldog. Milliman is tossed out of the ring like a sack of potatoes as the Hangmen stand ready for the win, but he manages to get back into the ring before he's counted out! Psycho is tagged in and the masked tandem hit the Hangmen's Hammer on the hapless Milkman. Jake is, once again, tossed unceremoniously out of the ring. Psycho follows him out and looks to end the match with a steel chair, but the ref tells him to get back into the ring... and surprisingly... Psycho does it! With the action back in the ring, the Texans hit the HANGMAN's BACKBREAKER and a lateral press on Milliman. The count is broken up by Kenny Jay, but the masked Texans hit the HANGMEN'S BACKBREAKER again! Kay tries to break this one up, too, but he's stopped by Psycho as Killer gets the winning pinfall. This one is over.

Winners of the match: The Texas Hangmen!

Cantrell: "Well, Frankie, I'd say that these Texas Hangmen made that one look easy."

Saddler: "Oh, absolutely, Mike! I'm intrigued by the possible match-ups that will surely be coming in the future for those two guys."

Cantrell: "No offense intended toward Milliman and Jay, but some of the other teams here in the Continental Wrestling Federation might give these new guys a bit more of a challenge. I wonder what's in store for these two in the near future."

Saddler: "No idea. Hey. Looks like they're ready to get things back on track down at ringside, Mike!"

Cantrell: "Well, let's not keep them waiting, then."

Once again, we're at ringside for Miss Cindy's introductions of...

*The Crusher vs. "Mr. Electricity" Steve Regal*

Regal is aggressive and goes right into a rope burn as soon as the bell rings. Looking to capitalize, he moves in for a running elbow to the face, but Crusher catches him before he can connect and locks in a bear hug! An atomic drop on Regal is followed up by an elbow drop from the Man That Made Milwaukee Famous before the beating continues with a stomp to the body, but Regal looks to fight back, going right back to executing a rope burn on Crusher! Crusher seems more annoyed than anything here and hits a kick to the stomach that gets countered with a backbreaker! Another running elbow to the face sets Crusher up for a Russian leg sweep! Crusher rolls out of the ring to catch his breath but "Mr. Electricity" slips out after him and gives him a smack with the timekeeper's chair! The ref didn't see it! Regal rolls Crusher back into the ring and immediately goes for the FT. LAUDERDALE LEGLOCK! Crusher powers through the pain and gets to the ropes and the ref makes Steve break the hold. With both men back on their feet, Regal hits Crusher with a belly-to-belly suplex, and Crusher once again rolls under the bottom rope to catch his breath outside of the ring. Living up to his name, "Mr. Electricity" shocks the crowd with a suicide dive over the top rope, flattening Crusher! Regal gets back into the ring as quickly as possible and the referee makes the count... and Crusher just can't get back into the ring in time to beat the count. This one is over!

Winner of the Match: Steve Regal!

Cantrell: "Well... I... uh... wasn't quite expecting that, Frankie."

Saddler: "Crazy, isn't it? Like, Crusher can not be happy with this result, Mike. You can't win them all, and I'm sure he knows that, but... two losses in a row?"

Cantrell: "Jeez. I mean, has losing to Al Snow really taken Crusher off of his game plan so thoroughly? What... what else can explain this? This is not the Crusher that we all know and love."

Saddler: "What can I say? Other than our colleague Amy Lee is ready to go with her interview...."

Cantrell: "Oh. Well, then. Amy? It's all yours! Take her away!"

Amy Lee: "Hey, guys! So, uh... maybe this isn't the best time for this, but my guest tonight is Al Snow-"

Al Snow: "Excuse me. That's guests."

Snow indicates Head, who is sitting on a stool nearby.

Lee: "Ah... okay. Sorry. My guests tonight-"

Crusher comes barging onto the set and he immediately starts in on Al. Amy Lee, being wiser than some, goes running off to find safety elsewhere. The two men brawl all over the interview set for some time before Crusher throws Al through the backdrop and storms off, yelling and cursing.

Cantrell: "Well... ah... that was something?"

Saddler: "Sure, Mike. Not sure exactly what it was... but it was something."

Cantrell: "Let's get back to something that we do know about, partner. Let's head back down to the ring, shall we?"

Saddler: "Let's!"

Yet again, we go down to the ring for the next set of introductions...

*"The KIller Bae" Heather Monroe (w/ Halston Boddy) vs. Trish Stratus*

Monroe starts off with a cartwheel hip attack and follows that with an attempt at an armdrag, but Stratus is having none of that and counters with a spinebuster! Monroe then eats way more than her fair share of forearm smashes and a bicycle kick. Stratus sets her up for a second bicycle kick but the KIller Bae cuts her off with some knee strikes! Monroe follows that with the Bitchbreaker and Trish is in trouble! With Halston Boddy cheering her on, Monroe gets everything in place and nails the BAD BITCHINOKU DRIVER for a clean, easy (Snake Eyes!) pinfall and the victory! Heather and Halston act as if they had no idea this would happen, but soon make a hasty retreat to the back, still smiling.

Winner of the Match: Heather Monroe!

Cantrell: "Ah... did I just... Frankie? What happened?"

Saddler: "Umm... Heather Monroe just kicked Trish Stratus's ass, Mike."

Cantrell: "Well, that was... ah..."

Saddler: "Unexpected?"

Cantrell: "Yes! Yes. Most unexpected. Well, that is absolutely going to cause our championship committee to rethink the title picture in regards to Deonna Purrazzo's championship. Would you agree, Frankie?"

Saddler: "Yeah. Wow. I mean, Upsets happen in this sport all the time, right? But... how often does somebody with the pedigree of a Trish Stratus get pinned so... so... effortlessly?"

Cantrell: "Not taking anything away from Miss Monroe. She's here in the C.W.F. for a reason. She's good at what she does."

Saddler: "That's a fact, Mike."

Cantrell: "Alright, let's get back to the show!"

We're soon back at ringside for more of Miss Cindy's introductions...

*Too Cool (Brian Christopher & Scott Taylor) vs. The Mounties (Jacques Rougeau & Pierre Carl Oullett; w/ "Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart)*

Rougeau with an eye rake that gets blocked by Brian Christopher and ends up with Jacques the recipient of a standing leg drop. Taylor gets tagged in and it's a superkick to Rougeau! The Mountie hits the mat and Taylor goes for a cover! The referee jumps down to count the pinfall but Oullett makes it into the ring in time to break things up. Rougeau, still down on the mat, is on the receiving end of THE WORM! Taylor looks to go for the lateral press and Oullett once again hits the ring, as does Christopher! In the confusion, with the ref distracted, Oullett drops an elbow on Scott and drapes Jacques' arm over Taylor's now-flattened body. The ref moves to make his count, but Christopher gets back into the ring in time to break things up. Rougeau, still woozy, hits his own corner and tags in Pierre. a TOWER OF QUEBEC follows, and the ref counts to three and this one is over.

Winners of the Match: The Mounties!

Cantrell: "Well, that one came close to ending with a very different set of winners, Frankie."

Saddler: "I know, right? The guys in Too Cool really impressed me out there tonight. They may actually get somewhere at some point."

Cantrell: "Stranger things have happened, Frankie. Stranger things happen all the time, don't they?"

Saddler: "You said it."

Cantrell: "Well, let's see how crazy tonight's main event ends up, shall we?"

For the last time tonight, we're down at ringside as the lovely Miss Cindy Shepherd introduces...

*"The Franchise" Shane Douglas (w/ "Head Cheerleader" Francine) vs. "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles (CWF East Coast Champion)*

A knee breaker by Douglas on the champion starts things off, which is followed quickly by a back suplex. A gourdbuster delivered by Douglas on Styles sees the champion covered in a pin attempt, but he kicks out at the last second! No sooner is Styles back up to a vertical base when he's hit with Douglas' BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX and another cover. The referee counts to three and the match is over! WE have a new CWF East Coast Champion!

Winner of the Match and NEW CWF East Coast Champion: Shane Douglas!

Cantrell: "Well, that was nowhere near what I was expecting out of tonight's main event, Frankie."

Saddler: "Seriously! I mean... I'm not sure that the champion even got in any offense."

Cantrell: "None. None whatsoever. I'm still in shock, My friend."

Saddler: "Well, I guess that's as good a way to end the night as any."

The show ends with the new champion celebrating in the ring with the head cheerleader, Francine, helping him do so.

*The End*

[TTX]

Big upset by Regal even if by countout.

[ajcostello]

Feb 22, 2021 8:39:59 GMT -5 TTX said:

Big upset by Regal even if by countout.

Seriously TTX there were a lot of matches that went way differently than I was expecting if I'm honest.

Crusher's just had a bad run for me. The first roll on the Out of the Ring chart for him was an 11. The second one a 12.