BATTLEGROUND: NEW YORK
LWF EAST TERRITORY
YEAR 2
CARD # 41 (4/17)
FROM: Madison Square Garden (New York, NY, USA)
" Easter Island's Gate powered by Hailie's Comet is reactivating again! More on this after the card! WELCOME to Battleground: New York!"
* Barry Windham & The Genius w/ JJ Dillon (d) Koko B. Ware & Sam Houston via DQ! Poffo and Windham each get 156 pts.
* (2 OUT OF 3 FALLS): RVD (d) (LWF IC CHAMP) Lex Luger w/ JJ Dillon via "5-Star Frog Splash" RVD gets 310 pts!
* (STREETS OF NEWYORK MATCH!) Goldust w/ Marlena (d) Roddy Piper via "Marlena's gold powder!" Goldust gets 285 pts.
* MAIN EVENT: Macho Man Randy Savage (d) (LWF WORLD CHAMP) Ric Flair w/ JJ Dillon via " Flying Elbow Smash" Macho gets 288 pts.
- The unlikely team of the Genius & Windham lost their tag match as Koko and Sam celebrated with the fans! The Genius demanded Ware come back and
face him one on one but Koko passed on it saying if he wants to face him then he'll have to wait until the Grand Tournament! " Me Fankie and Sam
are going to go celebrate our big win and you losers aren't invited!" Barry was beside himself with anger as JJ did his best to calm him down.
- RVD had a stellar showing versus the arrogant Luger as Rob beat him 2 of the 3 falls! the Intercontinental heavyweight champion was stunned beyond
belief that an unknown upstart could best him in a single match. "Hey, that's why me, RVD is the whole F'ing Show! just call me Mr. LWF!!" During
the match Mr. Earl Woodward (head of the LWF Championship Committee) was watching intently and may give young Van Damme a shot at Luger's belt!
- A camera man & ref followed a bat wielding Roddy Piper on Penn Station over on 34th Street, there they found Goldust waiting with a gold pipe! The two fought
it out as some onlookers watched from the subway and the waiting track. The fight was a brutal one as the pair clobbered one another into the trash,
and dirt of the city streets. Goldust later took a reprieve when a gold business suit and dress pants wearing Marlena emerged from the crowd to cheer
her man on. Hot Rod dragged Goldust up the stairs to the city streets of 34th and west. There Piper looked to finish the bloody Goldust off with a
pair of brass knuckles. However Goldust got behind Marlena as his human shield! The pint sized powder puff with enormous cigar begged Roddy not to strike.
Suddenly, Goldust made a motion that made Marlena's bra violently exhume a puff of sparkly gold powder! The huge cloud of gold smoky powder got right into
Roddy's face! as Goldust covered him for the pinfall win! Marlena had two popped balloons she removed from her gold suit as the pair quickly got picked up
by his gold Cadillac that careened onto the curb of the sidewalk! then quickly spun its tires back onto the road and gone! (Nobody caught who the mystery
driver was for Goldust & Marlena but it could be someone he paid off). Roddy called out to the ref and camera man for help! as he screamed for water or a
cloth to wipe his burning eyes! The after affects from Marlena's golden substance was still excruciating to the Scotsman!
- In the main event, Randy Savage would not be denied this time around as he was a man possessed! beating Flair from pillar to post also hitting two
flying elbow smashes for the win as he is the NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! the fans at MSG went ballistic. Macho Madness reigns supreme as he celebrates with
the fans as balloons and confetti rain down from the heavens! Fireworks of multiple colors go off as Savage high fives the fans in the front row!
Suddenly from the jumbo tron, the million dollar man appeared in a private hospital room with Virgil by his bedside. (Ted): Enjoy your meager
celebration Randy! I'll be out of here soon enough, then I'll be coming for your world title. that is if your man enough to hold it till next you
step foot in the squared circle with me! But I wont be alone either! not only do I have my faithful bodyguard Virgil, but I'll have my lovely
secretary by my side too and she really doesn't like you anymore! hahahahaha!"
THE WORLD TOUR ROLLS ON...
NEXT UP:
LWF SOUTH TERRITORY!