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Post by Bri on Feb 8, 2021 10:12:23 GMT -5
Nikki: "Hmmm, where to start. I think we will start with a test subject." Eris: "You know who we should use." Amaranth: "That will be wicked. They will regret it but we will not." Consider This Comment To Be Terrible Trio Triple Liked TTX!!! |
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Post by joebreakdown on Feb 8, 2021 12:34:49 GMT -5
Count us in Bri! We are happy to help with a bit of booking. I’ll dust off my pencil and I’m sure Ms Rana will be making a few calls to her guys to see if they’re available!
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Post by TTX on Feb 8, 2021 12:56:37 GMT -5
Definitely could use some Chest action here.
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Kat Rana
Infinity Challenge
2018 LOW FOTQ2 Winner
Brad Armstrong. Brad Armstrong. Brad Armstrong.
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Post by Kat Rana on Feb 8, 2021 16:08:05 GMT -5
Hey Bri, loving the new fed! The Braintrust and their talent are tremendous. Sky, Beav and Andre are doing a cracking job, although I must say I'm a little concerned about their drinking on the job. They might need an intervention at some point. But maybe the juice helps with their creative booking? Evening gowns for example. I will brace myself for more intriguing personal revelations (some might say they're too personal, but I'm brave, I can take it. You know sometimes when you hear something and think "ew, stop talking" but at the same time you think "tell me more"? That's me). The Q&A with journalists has been a highlight for me so far - the things people ask when they think nobody is listening..... Rashes, panty wonderings, angry shrinkage and more. Eye-opening! TTX "What does everybody want?" "CHEST!" ?! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 9, 2021 16:06:13 GMT -5
Count us in Bri! We are happy to help with a bit of booking. I’ll dust off my pencil and I’m sure Ms Rana will be making a few calls to her guys to see if they’re available! Hey joebreakdown! That would be wild! Ok cool. I'll gather me thoughts and pm you guys. Should be a lot of fun! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 9, 2021 16:07:38 GMT -5
Definitely could use some Chest action here. Afternoon TTX me bro! I couldn't agree with you more. Life's always better when there's Chests involved! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 9, 2021 16:19:41 GMT -5
Hey Bri, loving the new fed! The Braintrust and their talent are tremendous. Sky, Beav and Andre are doing a cracking job, although I must say I'm a little concerned about their drinking on the job. They might need an intervention at some point. But maybe the juice helps with their creative booking? Evening gowns for example. I will brace myself for more intriguing personal revelations (some might say they're too personal, but I'm brave, I can take it. You know sometimes when you hear something and think "ew, stop talking" but at the same time you think "tell me more"? That's me). The Q&A with journalists has been a highlight for me so far - the things people ask when they think nobody is listening..... Rashes, panty wonderings, angry shrinkage and more. Eye-opening! TTX "What does everybody want?" "CHEST!" ?! Hey Kat Rana! You are too kind. And I'm the same way lol. So glad the press bits are fun. They're a wacky group. But these press conferences also give me a way to further some ideas along because some of the questions are actual hints to whats either happening or going to happen. Whereas the rest of it is just a hopefully entertaining cross section of humanity and insanity. Going to be posting my first monthly report with confirmed lists of the active rosters - as well as a listing of the existing SOTU staff. Including press releases on two newly hired employees by the Braintrust. Always look forward to you're take on things! |
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Post by TTX on Feb 9, 2021 17:02:20 GMT -5
What does everybody need? CHEST!
The girls are just waiting and looking forward to it.
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Post by Bri on Feb 9, 2021 17:20:11 GMT -5
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Symptoms of The Universe
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End of First Month Report
(of the year Nineteen Something)
Hello all!
At the end of each cycle of four cards (or month of game play as the cards are weekly) I'm going to present some high level info on the fed.
☆ First up are the actual official rosters (up to this point). Since originally I just revealed who's in the fed card by card (and in some cases - have been confirmed soon will be) I thought folks might like to see all of them at a glance.
SOTU Ladies Division:
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▪ Fabulous Moolah
▪ Toni Rose
▪ Ida Mae Martinez
▪ Mildred Burke
▪ Susan Green
▪ Joyce Grable
▪ Beverly Shade
▪ Candi Divine
▪ Sherri Martel
▪ Jazz
▪ Judy Martin
▪ Leilani Kai
▪ Nora Greenwald
▪ Princess Victoria
▪ Rockin Robin
▪ Tina Moretti
SOTU Tag Team Division:
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▪ The Road Warriors
▪ The Midnight Express (Eaton & Condrey)
▪ The Miracle Violence Corporation
▪ The Foreign Legion
▪ The Rock N Roll Express
▪ The Sheepherders
▪ The Heavenly Bodies
▪ The Fantastics
▪ The Vachons
SOTU Mens Division:
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▪ Lou Thesz
▪ Buddy Rogers
▪ Nick Bockwinkel
▪ Harley Race
▪ Bruiser Brody
▪ Stan Hansen
▪ Randy Savage
▪ Jimmy Snuka
▪ Rob Van Dam
▪ Barry Windham
▪ Blackjack Mulligan
▪ Bobo Brazil
▪ Brad Armstrong
▪ Curt Hennig
▪ Gorgeous George
▪ Hacksaw Jim Duggan
▪ Ivan Koloff
▪ Johnny Valentine
▪ Larry Zbyszko
▪ Magnum T.A
▪ Masked Superstar
▪ Ted DiBiase
▪ The Crusher
▪ Tully Blanchard
As I mentioned, these are the rosters as of right now. But by the time of the second month report, there will be some more talent that have competed due to the Braintrust's (and to a certain degree - CFO Ted DiBiase), ongoing negotiations.
For example the SOTU have just come to terms with Al Snow and will (hopefully) be signing Abdullah the Butcher, it all depends on what kind of food they use to bargain with...
☆ Just a reminder, the SOTU sanctioned titles are as follows in order of most prestigious to least:
World Championship
World Tag Team Championship
Women's World Championship
International Championship
The main events on Cards 5 through 8 will all feature either a single inaugural championship bout (as in The Women's World Championship on Card 6) or a three match single elimination inaugural tournament for the other three titles to be held on Cards 5, 7 & 8.
Starting with Card 5 and forward, each card will have at least one title defense, maybe two.
☆ The Staff breakdown of the SOTU are as follows:
▪ SOTU Owner - A mysterious and serious dude who calls himself Desperado.
▪ SOTU Board of Directors - A group of three directors. There names are: Director on The Board, Another Director on The Board and Yet Another Director on The Board. (They prefer to remain annonymous). These three report to the Owner.
▪ SOTU Commissioners - Sky Low Low, Little Beaver & Andre The Giant.
▪ SOTU Referee - A Mysterious man known as The Unknown Soldier.
▪ SOTU Security Chief - A Mysterious man known as Suror.
▪ SOTU CFO - Ted DiBiase
▪ SOTU Ladies Division Commissioner & EMT
Paramedic - TBA
▪ SOTU Interview Show Host & Mental Health
Counselor - TBA - (Shows Start With Card 8 - Note: This has now been changed to debut on Card 6)
▪ SOTU / WWE (Worldwide Wrestling Empire)
Double Agent - ...DAMN!!!...
▪ Liason For The Entire Fourth Floor of The
Broken Face Hotel - The Notorious
Smallie Bigs - The Biggest Midget in
Brooklyn
SOTU Breaking News:
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Statements From Two Recent Hires:
"I want to humbly thank our owner...the board of directors...cfo and commissioners...and If I may...I just wanted to say that I am honored to be given this opportunity...of becoming the SOTU Ladies division commissioner...and I just want to say to all the talented ladies...on the roster...and soon to be on the roster...that too me it's not about who's in charge of who...it's not about men and women...it's really just...all about people...I want you all to know that I'm here for you and above all...I pride myself on being a good listener...you're all going to be in good hands...I'll always be behind you...and watching your backs...every step of the way"
New SOTU Ladies Commissioner and EMT/Paramedic - David Lee Roth...
"Do you know what this is all about?...do you?...I don't hear anything...but there's no need to worry...and no need to panic...because I know...what this...is all about...it's all about cutting through the fibs.. the lies...the insanity...the psychoses...the alcohol...the multiple personalities...the ptsd...the drugs...the mental wreckage...the delusions...the id...the ego...and yes...even the dreaded super ego...the bad manners...the profanity...the body odor...the hairy moles...the fact that sometimes these people only come outside into the sunlight...after it rains...like slugs...the lazy eyes...the hairy palms...the unibrows...the hairpieces...the worst excuses ever uttered...all of this...must be waded through...like one big...gargantuan swamp...to get to...what everone...is most afraid of...the truth...well I've got om my big...thigh high hip boots...and thats all I've got on...but make no mistake... these boots were made for walkin...right up face to face with...the truth...and sometimes...unabashedly solicited truths...can be visually...disturbing"
New Host of The Brand New SOTU Interview Show - The Celebration of The Lounge Lizard - And SOTU Mental Health Counselor - Bill Murray...
Take care Filsinger Universe!
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Post by Pariah on Feb 9, 2021 19:30:05 GMT -5
It was INEVITABLE! Diamond Dave and Billy the Murricane have arrived... And the Symptoms will NEVER... be the SAME... AGAIN!
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