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Post by TTX on Feb 10, 2021 10:59:24 GMT -5
Outside the shadows, Minion reports to Eris
"He has been contacted, Mistress, and agrees to Mistress Nikki's terms."
Eris
"Good. We are all pleased."
Inside their private chamber
Nightmare Nikki: "Personally I prefer Harold Ramis."
Amaranth: "Diamond Dave may need a visit from me to really rock out."
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Post by Bri on Feb 15, 2021 22:42:10 GMT -5
It was INEVITABLE! Diamond Dave and Billy the Murricane have arrived... And the Symptoms will NEVER... be the SAME... AGAIN! Hey brother Pariah! You know I just couldn't resist it. Since Beav and Sky are in this - what the hell. More of them coming up. Going to be posting Card 5 in a few minutes. Took me a bit to get through this card but It was a real blast for sure. And the SOTU has it's first inaugural championship crowning as a main event. Murricane Bill - you gotta love that! Always grateful you are in the seats! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 15, 2021 22:47:20 GMT -5
Outside the shadows, Minion reports to Eris "He has been contacted, Mistress, and agrees to Mistress Nikki's terms." Eris "Good. We are all pleased." Inside their private chamber Nightmare Nikki: "Personally I prefer Harold Ramis." Amaranth: "Diamond Dave may need a visit from me to really rock out." Evenin TTX me bro! All sorts of awesome happening with this above. We just have to get all of these people together! Going to be posting Card 5 in a few, with it's groovy International Championship Tourney and a heads up for the Worlds Tag Team Championship Tourney on the upcoming Card 6. We are hitting hopefully an entertaining and revealing part of the feds history. A thousand thank you's bro! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 15, 2021 23:01:49 GMT -5
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Symptoms of The Universe - Card 5
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Desperado...Why Don't You Come To Your Senses...You've Been Out Riding Fences...For So Long...
Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York
Card 5
Match Results & Backstories
▪ Bobby Eaton vs "Mystery Opponent":
Dennis Condrey defeated Bobby Eaton via Pinfall - with his FACE FIRST LEG SWEEP finisher at the 8:11 minute mark:
Dennis Condrey - 0 Fatigues, 1 Reversal, 1 Finisher Attempt
Bobby Eaton - 1 Fatigues, 1 Reversal, Very Pissed Off
Tom Prichard - Backing Condrey In Poten tial Post Match - 2 On 2 Brawl
Stan Lane - Backing Eaton In Potential Post Match - 2 On 2 Brawl
Little Beaver - Comes Down To Ringside & Whispers A Proposition Into Jim Cornette's Ear
Jim Cornette - Yells At Both Members of The Midnight Express That He's Made A Deal, He Says Eaton & Lane Are Now The Heavenly Express And Prichard & Condrey Are Now The Midnight Bodies - And Enough of This Shit if Any of You Assholes Want Title Shots!
▪ The Fantastics (Bobby Fulton & Tommy Rogers) vs The Vachons (Mad Dog & Butcher):
The Fantastics defeated The Vachons via Pinfall - with their ROCKET LAUNCHER tag finisher (Rogers) pinned (Mad Dog) at the 3:05 minute mark:
Bobby Fulton - 0 Fatigue, 2 Reversal, 1 Double Team, 1 Finisher Attempt, 1 Tag Finisher Attempt
Tommy Rogers - 0 Fatigue
Mad Dog Vachon - 1 Fatigue, 1 Reversal
Butcher Vachon - 0 Fatigue
Sky Low Low - Assures The Fantastics That They Automatically Get Into The Upcoming Number One Contenders Bout For SOTU World Tag Team Titles Due To This Decisive Win
▪ Ida Mae Martinez vs Beverly Shade - No Dq - Stay Away From My Boyfriend Bout!:
Beverly Shade defeated Ida Mae Martinez via Pinfall - with her Chop To The Chest at the 6:38 minute mark:
Beverly Shade - 0 Fatigues, 4 Reversals, Dared Martinez To Have A Rematch As She Threw One of Martinez's Red Heels After Her
Ida Mae Martinez - 0 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 1 Before The Bell Atteack, Ran For The Hills Not Responding To What Shade Howled At Her
Gorilla Ventura - Quickly Confiscated Martinez's Other Red Heel From Ringside - Closed His Eyes And Took A Long And Deep Sniff
Jim Solie - Watched His Partner And Just Shook His Head
▪ Randy Savage vs Johnny Valentine - No Dq - If Savage Wins - Then We Talk Title Shots:
Johnny Valentine defeated Randy Savage via Pinfall - with his ATOMIC SKULL CRUSHER finisher at the 8:26 minute mark:
Johnny Valentine - 1 Fatigue, 2 Reversals, 4 Finisher Attempts, 1 Deathjump, 1 Steel Chair Shot
Randy Savage - 3 Fatigues, 2 Reversals, 1 Deathjump, Attempted To Intimidate Referee By Complaining About A Fast Call
SOTU Referee - The Unknown Soldier - Got Right In Savages Face And Said Something To Savage - That Really Got Inside His Head And Messed It Up
▪ The Foreign Legion & Ivan Koloff vs The
Flying Redheads & B.W. Valiant - No Dq
Colder War Bout:
The Foreign Legion & Ivan Koloff defeated The Flying Redheads & Boogie Woggie Jimmy Valiant via Pinfall - Volkoff pinned Bastien after his BACKBREAKER DROP finisher at the 20:50 minute mark.
Iron Sheik - 4 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 2 Unsuccessful Defensive Tag Attempts, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 2 Loaded Boot Attacks, 2 Successful Defensive Tags, With Blood Loss
Nikolai Volkoff - 0 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 1 Unsuccessful Deathjump Attempt, Brawling Outside Ring, 1 Finisher Attempt
Ivan Koloff - 0 Fatigues, 1 Reversal, 1 Finisher Attempt, 1 Offensive Tag, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl
Red Bastien - 4 Fatigues, 5 Reversals, 2 Finisher Attempts, 1 Unsuccessful Defensive Tag Attempt, 1 Deathjump, 1 Successful Defense Tag, With Blood Loss, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl
Billy Red Lyons - 0 Fatigues, 2 Reversals, Brawling Outside Ring, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Successful Offensive Tag
Jimmy Valiant - 0 Fatigues, Stole Their Opponents Flags From Ringside During The Bout, Led A Frustrated Post Match Attack By Using Their Opponents Flags As Weapons Against Them
SOTU Head of Security - Suror - Stormed The Ring And Helped His Eight Member Security Staff Restore Order
▪ The Fabulous Moolah & Toni Rose vs
Mildred Burke & A Partner Of Her Choosing!
Mildred Burke & Judy Martin defeated The Fabulous Moolah & Toni Rose via Submission - The Fabulous Moolah submitted to Mildred Burke's come from behind ALLIGATOR CLUTCH finisher at the 2:11 minute mark
Mildred Burke - 1 Fatigues, 2 Reversals, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Finisher Attempt
Judy Martin - Tackled Both Moolah & Rose With One Flanking Spear As They Tried To Double Team Burke Post Match
The Fabulous Moolah - 0 Fatigues, 2 Reversals, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Finisher Attempt, 1 Successful Offensive Tag
Toni Rose - 0 Fatigues, 0 Reversals, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl
▪ Tully Blanchard & Buddy Rogers vs Blackjack Mulligan & Barry Windham:
Tully Blanchard & Buddy Rogers defeated Blackjack Mulligan & Barry Windham via Pinfall - Blanchard pinned Windham with his SLINGSHOT SUPLEX finisher at the 7:41 minute mark:
Tully Blanchard - 1 Fatigue, 4 Reversals, 7 Finisher Attempts, 2 Unsuccessful Deathjumps, 2 Near Disqualifications, Won 2 Ringside Brawls, Dangerously Trusted His Pride And Ego
Buddy Rogers - 0 Fatigues, Told J.J. Dillon Before He Left The Scene That Blanchard Never Tried To Tag Out
Blackjack Mulligan - 3 Fatigues, 1 Reversal, 1 Defensive Tag, 1 Deathjump,
Barry Windham - 3 Fatigues, 2 Reversals, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Finisher Attempt, 1 Offensive Tag
▪ Stan Hansen vs Jimmy Snuka - Steel Cage Bout:
Jimmy Snuka defeated Stan Hansen via Climbing Out of The Cage - Snuka escaped the cage after his SUPERFLY LEAP finisher on Hansen from the top of the cage at the 13:10 minute mark:
Jimmy Snuka - 1 Fatigues, 5 Reversals, 2 Finisher Attempts, 1 Unsuccessful Deathjump From Top of Cage
Stan Hansen - 1 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 1 Deathjump
SOTU INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE TOURNAMENT:
▪ Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs The Masked Superstar:
The Masked Superstar defeated Hacksaw Jim Duggan via Submission - Duggan submitted to Superstar's COBRA HOLD finisher at the 10:54 minute mark to advance to the title bout:
The Masked Superstar - 2 Fatigues, 1 Reversal, 5 Finisher Attempts, 1 Unsuccessful Deathjump That Knocked SOTU Referee - The Unknown Soldier - Out - For 8 Moves, Saved Via Unconscious Referee
Hacksaw Jim Duggan - 5 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 2 Finisher Attempt, 1 Match Winning Execution of His Finisher At 6:35, With Blood Loss
▪ Curt Hennig vs Larry Zbyszko:
Curt Hennig defeated Larry Zbyszko via Pinfall - with his HENNIG PLEX finisher at the 20:10 minute mark to advance to the title bout:
Curt Hennig - 3 Fatigue, 9 Reversals, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, Suplexed Zbyszko Through Timekeepers Table, 1 Finisher Attempt
Larry Zbyszko - 3 Fatigue, 9 Reversals, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 2 Deathjumps, 3 Finisher Attempts
▪ The Masked Superstar vs Curt Hennig:
The Masked Superstar defeated Curt Hennig via Pinfall - Superstar pins Hennig for the title after reversing Hennig's Deathjump and converting it into a Power Slam at the 3:30 minute mark:
Masked Superstar - 2 Starting Fatigues, 1 Reversal, 1 Reversed Deathjump, 2 Ending Fatigues
Curt Hennig - 3 Starting Fatigues, 2 Reversals, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Unsuccessful Deathjump, 3 Ending Fatigues
The Masked Superstar has become the inaugural SOTU International Champion!!!
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Commissioner's Office Chalkboard:
Andre wrote - So Dave...what do you think?
David Lee Roth wrote - I think you'd look awesome in something backless Andre...
Bill Murray wrote - Spaghetti straps...no doubt in my mind...
Andre wrote - I give up...
Little Beaver wrote - Thank...God...
David Lee Roth wrote - Fear not big fella...I've got some ideas cookin...
Sky Low Low wrote - Beav what are you so worried about...what could possibly go wrong?...
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From The Journal of Little Beaver:
▪ Sky, Andre & myself met with The Unknown Soldier earlier today.
▪ The Soldier explained to us that although in some circles; these marquee, (what most people believe are I guess assumed to be Earthling), independent stars are regarded as quite talented, but in other circles they aren't respected.
▪ The true legends of wrestling in them, generally want nothing to do with them because they regard them as "obviously inferior" and unworthy.
▪ In order to intice all of these stars...The Soldier suggested that the SOTU hold a large tag team tournament...called something like "The Legendary Challenge Tournament"...on a grand scale...(note to self...Sky can talk to Sully at MSG)...this will give these independents a chance to not only prove to the legends...but to the world...that they are definitely for real...
▪ He also said in order to get even the rare ones...like...what were some of those names again?...oh yeah...The Sentinel...or Atlas...and even a few that Wince McCan't has already signed...to come over to our fed...we should sanction larger titles than the World Championships...as in Universal Championships...because that's what they all really want...because according to The Soldier...that's what they're all about.
▪ In other news...apparently this Sunshine Superman character has been signed by The SOTU...by DiBiase...but we may have landed that tag team The Superior Mothers!
▪ And there are three women in that darkened booth on the old press box level...I've never seen three women who are both at once so beautiful and yet so terrifying at the same time...Sky said that they're considered to be paid up indefinitely and said trust me...we would be so much worse off if they weren't here...
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Card 6 - The Joker And The Thief...
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- Brad Armstrong vs Wild Bill Curry
- The Sheepherders vs SOTU CFO Ted
DiBiase & Bruiser Brody
- Tina Moretti vs Nora Greenwald
- Al Snow & Shane Douglas vs The Rock N
Roll Express
- Jazz vs Sherri Martel
- The Celebration of The Lounge Lizard -
Featuring SOTU Referee The Unknow Soldier
- Independent Stars - The Unbeatables vs
Randy Savage & SOTU International
Champion - The Masked Superstar
- Gorgeous George vs Magnum T.A.
World Championship Tag Team Title Tournament:
- The Miracle Violence Connection vs The
Midnight Bodies!
- The Road Warriors vs The Heavenly
Express!
- World Championship Tag Team Title Bout!
Coming Up Next:
Card 6 Match Results, Backstories & Card 7 Match Announcements!
Epilogue:
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Little Beaver (disconnects the conference call) - Ok...everybody...you heard em...the Board's backing this...
Andre The Giant - Sky...are you sure this is the way to go with the Owner?...
Sky Low Low (to The Unknown Soldier) - Well...if the Owner is...who you say he is...and that's what he's up to...this is gonna shake everyone's tree...then this has to be our move...for us...as well as the Board...we have to get out in front of this...
David Lee Roth - Absapootley...
Andre The Giant - They'll be a lot of backlash right?...but it will even...the playing field...
Little Beaver - Oh yeah...but this is the right thing to do...has The Beast been found yet?...
Suror - Not yet...but this will even flesh him...out...
Bill Murray (puts his hand on The Soldier's shoulder and smiles) - You and I...are going to have...one hell of an opening show...my man...I like this plan...I'm Excited By This Plan...We Totally Got This!...
Take Care Folks!
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Post by Pariah on Feb 16, 2021 2:02:10 GMT -5
Midnight Bodies and Heavenly Express... Thoroughly digging this revelation and think that Sky might've struck gold with this proposition... And of course, who doesn't love a SUPERFLY LEAP from the top of the cage?
Masked Superstar makes for a very interesting inaugural champion... Looking forward to his first title defense... Awesome work, my friend... As always!
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Post by TTX on Feb 16, 2021 7:27:23 GMT -5
Lots of wild action going there. Congrats to Superstar first of all. Nice to see Condrey upsetting Eaton. Also fun to see Mildred getting a big win. The fed is clicking on all cylinders.
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Post by Bri on Feb 20, 2021 16:25:34 GMT -5
Midnight Bodies and Heavenly Express... Thoroughly digging this revelation and think that Sky might've struck gold with this proposition... And of course, who doesn't love a SUPERFLY LEAP from the top of the cage? Masked Superstar makes for a very interesting inaugural champion... Looking forward to his first title defense... Awesome work, my friend... As always! Hey Pariah! Thanks very much for the kind words man. The Heavenly Express / Midnight Bodies idea was actually inspired by The Kingdom fed you have going. You often switch up partners and It just came to me. We shall see how they fare - should be posting Card 6 results, drama & Bill Murray's first show tonight. I'm very proud of myself because I've been able to compress these cards to a specific limit. (Only because I can type for ever). Tonight's card also crowns the inaugural World Tag Team Champions via another three match mini tournament. I was psyched that The Masked Superstar took the secondary title. More coming up soon. Many thanks again for you're support! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 20, 2021 16:33:19 GMT -5
Lots of wild action going there. Congrats to Superstar first of all. Nice to see Condrey upsetting Eaton. Also fun to see Mildred getting a big win. The fed is clicking on all cylinders. Afternoon TTX me bro. I'm hoping The Superstar can build up a decent title reign. I was so jazzed when Condrey beat Eaton. Couldn't have written that result any better. Mildred Burke did have a nice come from behind win. She's awesome. Thanks man as always for you're rock solid support - for not only me but for all of us! A celebrity makes his debut on Murray's show tonight that I've never written for before. Here's to hoping that the rest of The SOTU doesn't dissapoint! Card 6 should be posted at some point tonight. |
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Post by TTX on Feb 20, 2021 17:33:57 GMT -5
It never disappoints my friend. The girls and I look forward to it.
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Post by Bri on Feb 21, 2021 6:02:42 GMT -5
It never disappoints my friend. The girls and I look forward to it. Mornin TTX! That's awesome. Thank you for the kind words and I'm very glad it's a nice distraction from things. That's really the crux of this I think. I know when I'm able to catch up on my fellow promoters feds - its really a trip onto the other side of the screen for a while. Making some coffee now and going to post Card 6 now. Thanks again for everything brother! |
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