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Post by ~KB~ on Feb 4, 2024 23:18:05 GMT -5
I once bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I was trippin' all day.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 5, 2024 4:11:40 GMT -5
I once bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with but I was trippin' all day. 🤣 |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 10, 2024 16:30:25 GMT -5
Watching the Blues/Sabre hockey game earlier today I see one of the Blues players is named Neighbors. It made me think of this exchange if his family was to move in next door.
Friend: I see you have new neighbors. Who are they?
Me: Neighbors.
Friend: Yes, your neighbors. Do you know their name?
Me: Neighbors.
Friend: That is who I am talking about. Have you met them?
Me: Yes, of course.
Friend: Did you learn their name?
Me: Why, yes obviously. I met them didn't I?
Friend: So, what is their name?
Me: Neighbors.
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Post by paul on Feb 12, 2024 22:07:44 GMT -5
I had a date with a woman the other night and when I dropper her off afterwards she invited me up for a nightcap.
I told her: "No, thanks. I don't wear them."
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Post by Gunslinger on Feb 13, 2024 18:40:21 GMT -5
My son is autistic with speech delay but he dropped this one on me the other day.
"Why did the banana go to the doctor?"
"He wasn't peeling well."
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 24, 2024 20:32:30 GMT -5
For Lent this year I decided to give up my New Year's resolutions.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 24, 2024 20:40:10 GMT -5
Me: You want a pop?
Freind: Sure.
I pop/slug him on the arm.
Me: You want a soda?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Soda truth is I only have water to drink.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 25, 2024 20:06:26 GMT -5
Today my Detroit Tigers played the Tampa Rays in a spring training game. It ended in a negative German.
Nein, nein.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 29, 2024 16:20:18 GMT -5
4 more years...4 more years...4 more years
No, I am not talking about a politician. I am talking about how long until today shows up on a calendar once again.
HAPPY LEAP DAY EVERYBODY!!!
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Post by topdollar on Mar 2, 2024 15:15:55 GMT -5
Watching the Blues/Sabre hockey game earlier today I see one of the Blues players is named Neighbors. It made me think of this exchange if his family was to move in next door. Friend: I see you have new neighbors. Who are they? Me: Neighbors. Friend: Yes, your neighbors. Do you know their name? Me: Neighbors. Friend: That is who I am talking about. Have you met them? Me: Yes, of course. Friend: Did you learn their name? Me: Why, yes obviously. I met them didn't I? Friend: So, what is their name? Me: Neighbors. You can never beat a classic "Who's On First?" or "Pete & Repeat Were On A Boat" joke. As a Blues (and Jake Neighbours) fan, may I say, Well done, Sir! |
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