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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 12, 2022 16:36:39 GMT -5
Basically, I came up with a dad joke that is pretty bad and wanted to share it with the world. Feel free to share yours.
If Steve Borden has to have surgery would be that be referred to as a Sting operation?
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 12, 2022 19:53:59 GMT -5
Here is another one that I came up with many years ago.
When a musical artist has an album released posthumously is that what they mean by the underground music scene?
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 26, 2022 15:00:56 GMT -5
Heard this on the radio today. The DJ said "I'm not saying it's hot but two Hobbits just tossed a ring into our yard".  |
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 26, 2022 19:09:32 GMT -5
The Road Warriors are walking in the woods when Lassie runs up and starts barking at them.
Animal: What is it, Lassie? Timmy is in trouble? Where? Where is he? I am sorry, I don't understand what you are saying about his location. What about it Hawk?
Hawk: Well
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Post by on_the_edge on Jul 28, 2022 15:53:13 GMT -5
The Road Warriors are walking in the woods when Lassie runs up and starts barking at them.
Animal: What is it, Lassie? The town is in trouble? Because of a crack in the...what? Crack in the what? I do not understand that part. Hawk?
Hawk shrugs his shoulders. Then Ron Simmons walks up.
Ron Simmons: Damn.
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Post by topdollar on Aug 8, 2022 13:20:10 GMT -5
Here's one that I saw on a sign at a local school:
What does a dentist call his X-Rays? Tooth pics!
Here's one I heard on the radio:
Today is Steve Winwood's birthday. Steve wasn't expected to live this long.
When he was younger, he liked to play in Traffic!
Here's another one I heard on the same station:
On this day in rock history, the members of the band Free had a meeting to discuss if they should kick lead singer Paul Rodgers out of the group.
It seems he had been hanging around some Bad Company!
Jon Moxley's book is full of "Jokes Claudio Told Me". This is the only one I remember:
I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta sea.
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 8, 2022 14:52:37 GMT -5
Those. Are. GOLD!!!
I love them. Thanks for sharing.
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Post by topdollar on Aug 9, 2022 12:52:07 GMT -5
Those. Are. GOLD!!! I love them. Thanks for sharing. You're welcome. You've gotta love jokes that sound like they came from one of the all-time great comedians--Ralph Malph: "Ha! I've got a million of 'em!" |
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 9, 2022 14:31:28 GMT -5
Those. Are. GOLD!!! I love them. Thanks for sharing. You're welcome. You've gotta love jokes that sound like they came from one of the all-time great comedians--Ralph Malph: "Ha! I've got a million of 'em!" Or his dad if you ever see the first season or two. Ralph was a chip off the old block for sure. |
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Post by topdollar on Aug 9, 2022 14:50:19 GMT -5
You're welcome. You've gotta love jokes that sound like they came from one of the all-time great comedians--Ralph Malph: "Ha! I've got a million of 'em!" Or his dad if you ever see the first season or two. Ralph was a chip off the old block for sure. Who can forget Dr. Malph the optometrist. They should have went on the road as a father/son comedy duo! |
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