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Post by on_the_edge on Jan 18, 2023 18:08:36 GMT -5
I saw a headline on ESPN that read "Canada to return as Steeler's offensive coordinator". I do not think it is fair they get a whole country to coordinate their offense while the other teams only get one person.
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Post by paul on Jan 31, 2023 0:48:58 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with a disgruntled cow?
Two animals in a bah-ah-ah-ahd mooooooood!
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 4, 2023 19:22:42 GMT -5
The invasion of privacy and technology is getting out of hand. I got an email that the subject line read "Your pee". I instantly was freaked out and had three thoughts.
1) Who was the creep that collected my urine?
2) Why are they sending it back to me?
3) How did they attach it to the email?
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Post by WTIC on Feb 10, 2023 17:18:08 GMT -5
Hi Okay, maybe this isn't a "Dad" joke, but it's something STUPID that I just thought up: Remember the Bears Super Fans on SNL? ("Daaah Bears.") Well, who do you think their favorite AWA wrestler was in the 1980's? Of course, the answer is:  "Daaah Beers."LOL!  Todd C WTIC |
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Post by topdollar on Feb 11, 2023 15:19:13 GMT -5
This joke was in the Disney movie Zootopia:
What do you call a 3-hump camel?
Pregnant!
This joke was on the sign outside of a local elementary school:
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey!
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 11, 2023 16:15:48 GMT -5
Here is one I heard a long time ago. I forget where and who said it. The wording was different, but the main theme is the same.
While people know that Ray Charles was blind, many do not realize he was also hard of hearing. It is evident in the song "Hit the Road Jack" when the female singer goes 'hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more" and then Ray goes "what you say".
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Post by topdollar on Feb 24, 2023 16:17:42 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school.
What do you call a plant that roars?
A dandelion!
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Post by TTX on Feb 24, 2023 17:09:15 GMT -5
as it's name translates to lion's tooth, it almost makes sense. |
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Post by paul on Feb 24, 2023 22:58:51 GMT -5
What did the horse say after he tripped and fell?
Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!
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Post by on_the_edge on Mar 4, 2023 22:24:08 GMT -5
Just heard these on Kerwyn's Corner on Svengoolie. One is a classic but all are funny.
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What do you call a hot dog in a German beer mug?
A frank in stein.
How do you keep your dog from barking in the front yard?
Put him in the back yard.
How do you repair a broken Jack-0-latern?
Use a pumpkin patch.
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