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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 9, 2022 14:52:56 GMT -5
Or his dad if you ever see the first season or two. Ralph was a chip off the old block for sure. Who can forget Dr. Malph the optometrist. They should have went on the road as a father/son comedy duo! In a way they did. At least once. I remember an episode where Ralph and Richie go with their dads to either Milwaukee or Chicago for a Lodge convention. The dad and son were making jokes all over the place. |
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 22, 2022 14:51:08 GMT -5
This joke started forming in my head when I had some free time and was thinking weird things. I might have heard something similar in the past. At my age I forget a lot since I have seen, read and heard SO much.
There was a robbery at the local Walmart. All the crook or crooks took were books of poetry and everything from the spice section. It is being called a crime with no rhyme or season.
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Post by on_the_edge on Aug 22, 2022 17:21:56 GMT -5
Here is another joke I am working on. Not really a dad joke but amusing I think.
Back then you would say "knock, knock" and the other person would say "who's there". The two of you would exchange conversation that ended in a punchline and both had a good laugh.
Today you say "knock, knock" and the other person pulls out their phone to check their doorbell camera.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 16, 2022 20:02:55 GMT -5
Did you hear about the cemetery that placed a coffin in the wrong plot? They made a grave mistake.
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Leon
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Post by Leon on Oct 16, 2022 21:34:10 GMT -5
I couldn't remember jokes when I need 'em! Here's a couple I heard recently:
What do you call a fake noodle? An imPasta.
What do you call cheese that is owned by others?
Nacho Cheese.
Thanks, I'll be here all week 😅
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Post by paul on Oct 25, 2022 11:46:49 GMT -5
1. A weasel walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "I've never served a weasel before. What do weasels even drink?"
"Pop", goes the weasel.
2. Did you hear the one about the ghost who haunted talk shows? The Phantom of the Oprah
3. Why did the man spread peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
4. Why did the woman quit her job at the can-crushing company? Because it was soda pressing.
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Post by Crossbones on Oct 25, 2022 13:01:05 GMT -5
I like telling dad jokes... He even laughs occasionally.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 29, 2022 21:16:18 GMT -5
You two.........are on your way to the Dad joke HOF.  |
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Post by Lee on Oct 29, 2022 21:21:45 GMT -5
Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
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Post by on_the_edge on Oct 29, 2022 21:44:03 GMT -5
A pirate walks into a bar and he has a ship wheel belt buckle. The bartender asks him about it. "Arr, it drives me nuts".
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