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Post by on_the_edge on Nov 10, 2022 18:40:39 GMT -5
Hang 'Em High is a western movie starring Clint Eastwood. It is not a movie about a high school of aspiring executioners.
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Post by TTX on Nov 11, 2022 5:47:30 GMT -5
shame. That'd be an interesting movie.
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Post by on_the_edge on Nov 15, 2022 18:55:13 GMT -5
shame. That'd be an interesting movie. Hmm, I think we are onto a money making idea. Shh, don't tell anyone. |
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Post by topdollar on Nov 22, 2022 14:29:23 GMT -5
What do you call a key with legs that can't open a lock?
A turkey!
I saw this on a sign outside a local elementary school.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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Post by topdollar on Dec 12, 2022 15:28:10 GMT -5
Here's another one I saw on a sign outside a local elementary school:
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want! He can't hear you!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
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Post by on_the_edge on Dec 16, 2022 20:41:47 GMT -5
Just heard this on the news. An older gentleman who was helping deliver toys to needy families said it.
What does Santa say when he steps in a puddle? I think there is rain dear.
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Post by topdollar on Dec 17, 2022 14:10:24 GMT -5
Saw this on a Game Show Network commercial...
What is a tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
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Post by on_the_edge on Dec 17, 2022 16:32:29 GMT -5
NICE!!!!
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Post by topdollar on Jan 3, 2023 13:55:49 GMT -5
Here's another one from the local school:
What is a snowman's favorite food?
Burrrrrrrritos!
Using this logic, I thought of this one:
What is a snowman's favorite animal?
A burrrrrrrro!
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Post by paul on Jan 3, 2023 15:41:53 GMT -5
My wife threatened to kick me out because of all my animal puns. My response was: "Alpaca my bags and leave."
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a few days off.
I got fired from my job at the bank because a woman came in and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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