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Post by topdollar on Mar 6, 2023 13:26:49 GMT -5
I heard this on the radio this morning for Lent...
How does a religious fish start his prayers?
Dear Cod!
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Post by WTIC on Mar 8, 2023 22:00:30 GMT -5
Hi Just saw this on the 'net today: "My dog ate my files." "How?" "He took a megabyte!" LOL!  Todd C WTIC |
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Post by on_the_edge on Mar 12, 2023 18:13:47 GMT -5
I stubbed my toe and it reminded me of a volcano. Because I cracked a toe a (Krackatoa).
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Post by topdollar on Mar 29, 2023 12:35:44 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school:
What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!
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Post by victoryroll84 on Mar 29, 2023 17:24:32 GMT -5
What do you call two bananas that are on the ground?.....SLIPPERS!
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Post by topdollar on Apr 3, 2023 13:05:46 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school:
Why is a frog always happy?
He eats what bugs him!
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Post by on_the_edge on Apr 7, 2023 14:24:40 GMT -5
In honor of the holiday weekend here a couple. The first is an oldie but a goodie. The second is one I just made up.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to while delivering eggs?
Hip-hop of course
Why does the Easter Bunny deliver eggs on Easter?
Because the ones who laid the eggs are too...chicken.
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Post by topdollar on Apr 17, 2023 13:12:03 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school...
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
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Post by topdollar on May 4, 2023 13:18:21 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school...
What do mice use to floss their teeth?
String cheese!
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Post by topdollar on May 13, 2023 13:09:06 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school...
How does an ocean say hello?
It waves!
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