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Post by topdollar on Dec 11, 2023 14:50:44 GMT -5
Here's one from Larry The Cable Guy:
I was pushing a shopping cart in the grocery store when I hit something. I looked down, and it was a midget. I asked "Are you OK?". He said "I'm not happy!". I said "Well, which one are you?"
The crowd groans and Larry said, "Hey, that joke's funny. I've got a lot of midget friends that laugh at that joke. Granted, some of my jokes go over their heads!".
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Post by topdollar on Dec 15, 2023 16:14:55 GMT -5
Here's a bad joke that I heard on the radio after a serious news story...
News Anchor: Anthrax has been found in five countries.
Smart-Ass Rock & Roll DJ: I didn't know they were touring!
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Post by on_the_edge on Dec 16, 2023 17:02:27 GMT -5
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle half the way.
I am just too tired to jingle all the way these days.
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Post by topdollar on Dec 29, 2023 14:13:42 GMT -5
Here's one from an old Spider-Man cartoon:
Bad Guy: I will show you no quarter!
Spidey: How about two dimes & a nickel?
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 2, 2024 18:50:44 GMT -5
In honor of Groundhogs Day. I saw this on the news last night/this morning. I cannot remember how they worded it but I think it went something like this.
What did Phil's parents say when he told them he wanted to be the first meteorologist groundhog?
Gopher it.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 3, 2024 18:07:28 GMT -5
I saw an advertisement for a company that does custom frames. Their motto is "You name it - we frame it". So I contacted them and said "Roger Rabbit".
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Post by paul on Feb 3, 2024 23:02:25 GMT -5
I recently found out my girlfriend was a Communist. I should have known. There were red flags everywhere.
I recently found out my girlfriend is a ghost. I was suspicious the moment she walked through the door.
I recently told my therapist that I was addicted to the movie Grease. He replied: "Tell me more, Tell me more."
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 4, 2024 3:52:04 GMT -5
I recently found out my girlfriend was a Communist. I should have known. There were red flags everywhere. I recently found out my girlfriend is a ghost. I was suspicious the moment she walked through the door. I recently told my therapist that I was addicted to the movie Grease. He replied: "Tell me more, Tell me more." Those are great |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 4, 2024 15:37:40 GMT -5
Evolution: It's so easy a caveman can do it.
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Post by paul on Feb 4, 2024 22:58:07 GMT -5
I recently found out my girlfriend was a Communist. I should have known. There were red flags everywhere. I recently found out my girlfriend is a ghost. I was suspicious the moment she walked through the door. I recently told my therapist that I was addicted to the movie Grease. He replied: "Tell me more, Tell me more." Those are great Thank you. I recently picked up 3 books of Dad jokes so I am now armed & dangerous.😈 |
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