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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 10, 2023 15:16:02 GMT -5
Here's one, I excel at sleeping. I can even do it with my eyes closed!  |
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 10, 2023 15:23:24 GMT -5
I have one that is borderline dad joke territory. I mean, little kids might not get it. But you could tell it to teenagers, and I am pretty sure they would roll their eyes.
First some background on how I came across this gem. I was watching The Ed Sullivan show last night before bed. I think it was a repeat, but I had not seen it before, so it was new to me. When they did the preview of who would be on there was a comedian whose voice caught my attention thus the reason I decided to watch. When he came on, I KNEW I knew his voice, but it took a moment or two for my brain to kick in. I realized it was a voice of a Xmas special character but darn me I could not place it. So, I wiki his name and realized he was the voice of Frosty. The OG. The one where Andy Griffin does the story telling. It was like listening to Frosty do stand up. Plus, he was a round sized fella so kind of looked like him. He had some good jokes, but they are only funny at the time or if you know what an automat is in the sense of the place you went to for lunch. Here is the one I am classifying as a dad joke.
Having kids is hereditary. For instance, if your parents never had kids then odds are you will not have them either.
Cue the rim shot. Man, I love that joke.
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Post by topdollar on Jun 12, 2023 12:43:30 GMT -5
I don't know if this would be considered a joke, but I heard it on the radio and thought it was funny. I hope you do too.
It sure gets dark late nowadays. That really cuts into our streaking time, our skinny dipping time, our catalytic converter theft time...
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Post by victoryroll84 on Jun 13, 2023 18:19:21 GMT -5
Just saw this wrestling joke online and busted out laughing. "When is a cloverleaf bad luck?....When DEAN MALENKO'S on the other end of it!"  |
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Post by paul on Jun 18, 2023 22:22:44 GMT -5
In honor of Father's Day here's a good one I just heard today:
Did you hear that Arnold Schwarzenegger just signed up for a movie about classical composers?
When asked about it Arnold replied: "I'll be Bach."
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Post by WTIC on Jun 21, 2023 15:34:13 GMT -5
I have one that is borderline dad joke territory. I mean, little kids might not get it. But you could tell it to teenagers, and I am pretty sure they would roll their eyes. First some background on how I came across this gem. I was watching The Ed Sullivan show last night before bed. I think it was a repeat, but I had not seen it before, so it was new to me. When they did the preview of who would be on there was a comedian whose voice caught my attention thus the reason I decided to watch. When he came on, I KNEW I knew his voice, but it took a moment or two for my brain to kick in. I realized it was a voice of a Xmas special character but darn me I could not place it. So, I wiki his name and realized he was the voice of Frosty. The OG. The one where Andy Griffin does the story telling. It was like listening to Frosty do stand up. Plus, he was a round sized fella so kind of looked like him. He had some good jokes, but they are only funny at the time or if you know what an automat is in the sense of the place you went to for lunch. Here is the one I am classifying as a dad joke. Having kids is hereditary. For instance, if your parents never had kids then odds are you will not have them either. Cue the rim shot. Man, I love that joke. Um, I think Ed's been dead a few decades, LOL! So yeah, repeat! Todd C WTIC |
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Post by topdollar on Jun 23, 2023 14:00:33 GMT -5
Here's another one from the sign outside a local elementary school...
How much money does a skunk have?
One scent!
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Post by victoryroll84 on Jun 23, 2023 18:36:30 GMT -5
This one isn't a bad/dad joke but a classic from Steven Wright
"I went to visit a psychic, I knocked on the door, she said who’s there? I left."
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Post by on_the_edge on Jun 29, 2023 18:06:08 GMT -5
A pregnant woman, expecting twins, is in a car accident and wakes up in the hospital. She notices her belly is lower and freaks out till the nurse calms her down and says the babies are fine. They were taken via c-section. A girl and a boy. The woman relaxes then says she needs to give them names. The nurse says the woman's brother already took care of that. The woman freaks out again. She says her brother is an idiot. The nurse says he named the girl Denice. The woman calms down and says that is a beautiful name. She asks what the boy was named. The nurse says Da Nephew.
Spanish version:
Same as above but it is two boys. The brother names the first one Jose and the second one Hose B.
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Post by victoryroll84 on Jun 29, 2023 18:13:22 GMT -5
What do you call a pile of cats?....a meow-tain!
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