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Post by db1091 on May 2, 2024 11:28:44 GMT -5
Impact July - Week 1 - Year 2 Commentary: Excalibur and Taz
Moose def. Christian Cage by pinfall Moose dominates and wins with a Pounce.
Velvet Sky and Angelina Love join RJ City backstage. Sky says The Beautiful People are the stars TNA needs, while Angelina adds they are here to give the Knockouts division the makeover it needs, because they are fed up of standing across the ring from such ugly opponents. Sky looks RJ up and down, then Angelina does the same, then Sky says speaking of makeovers, RJ could do with some TLC because he's currently dressed like a sad, lonely aunt.
The Addiction vs The Rascalz - Double Disqualification The match ends in a double DQ, as both sides end up in a full brawl and ignore the ref's request to stop.
Courtney Rush def. Taylor Wilde by pinfall A hard fought contest, with Wilde getting blindsided by blue mist and then pinned after an F5.
America's Most Wanted join RJ City. James Storm said he and Chris Harris should never have even got jobs at TNA, and it took too long for them to get the credit they really deserved when they were finally let through the door. That was, until they beat some damn respect into people. Harris says they have seen the Good Brothers racking up wins and heard Karl Anderson's challenge on Xplosion, and it is time to go to war once more. Storm finishes with "sorry, about your damn luck!"
The camera cuts to a brawl backstage. Sami Callihan is back and he is attacking Eric Young! Callihan knocks Young out with a barbed wire covered bat, he then tells Young that lions do not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep, and yet all he hears is Young wanting people to respect him and acknowledge how great he is. Sami tells him that's the difference between them, because he doesn't care and that makes him a dangerous man. Callihan says Young wanted to know where he was, well he's back and Young's worst nightmare is just beginning.
Daniel Garcia def. Killer Kross by pinfall Kross is battering Garcia, but he manages to land a desperation piledriver and gets the win.
Sonny Kiss def. Tasha Steelz by pinfall A good match, which Sonny impresses in and wins with an Ultimate Kiss.
Deonna Purrazzo is interviewed by RJ City. She says Leva Bates got lucky at Slammiversary, but lightning does not strike twice. Purrazzo says she is taking her rematch next week on Impact, and she will be Knockouts champion once more.
X Division Title AJ Styles (c) def. Trey Miguel by pinfall Miguel gives his best performance for some time. He kicks out of the first Styles Clash, but an enraged Styles lands a rack bomb and then a second Styles Clash to win.
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Post by TTX on May 2, 2024 12:28:03 GMT -5
Go AJ
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Post by db1091 on May 3, 2024 4:59:51 GMT -5
Xplosion! July - Week 2 - Year 2 Commentary: Excalibur and Elijah Burke
Ultimate X Qualifier Josh Alexander def. Anthony Greene by submission With Destination X coming at the end of the month, Alexander wins the first Ultimate X qualifier. Greene is quickly overpowered, and Alexander uses this opportunity to land a C4 Spike, followed by an apron slam and then he forces Greene to tap to an ankle lock.
Danhausen has a late night TV show set all in place backstage, and welcomes the viewers to the first episode of Goodnighthausen with Danhausen! He introduces his first guest "Anthony Knees", He asks "Mr Knees" whether he has had his steroids today. When Tony Nese gets angry, Danhausen looks to the camera and says Mr Knees clearly has had his roids and is now getting the rage! Nese grabs Danhausen in a chokehold, with Danhausen thanking everyone for watching the first episode as he passes out.
Laynie Luck def. Heidi Lovelace by pinfall Luck wins with the Unicutter.
The Crist Brothers def. The Kingdom by pinfall A superb tag main event, the Crists win with Irish Coffee on Mike Bennett.
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Post by db1091 on May 4, 2024 13:31:08 GMT -5
Impact July - Week 2 - Year 2 Commentary: Excalibur and Taz
Christopher Daniels makes his way to the ring to kick off the show. He says AJ Styles has become an arrogant and narcissistic man, not the man he once knew. But, he says, with Destination X coming up, there's someone he reached out to to try and remind AJ of his beginnings in TNA. Samoa Joe is back in TNA! Joe says unlike Daniels, he hasn't been fooled by Styles and knows this is the man AJ truly is, and if the three of them getting in the ring together once again is his chance to choke out AJ, then so be it! Daniels says the ball is in AJ's court now, will he defend the X Division Title against them at Destination X?
Eddie Edwards def. Kevin Blackwood by pinfall Edwards is dominant here, winning with the Die Hard Flowsion.
Trish Adora def. Cherry Bomb by pinfall Adora is impressive here, landing the Lariat Tubman to win. Trish takes the mic after the match and says she knows Trish Stratus is still talking crap about her backstage to people, so at Destination X they will settle this... Last. Woman. Standing.
Jimmy Rave is with RJ City backstage. He says he is the Digital Champion and no one is on his level. He dares TNA to find him a challenger for the PPV.
Sami Callihan def. Rohit Raju by pinfall Raju almost springs a big surprise when he gets on an unrelenting attack, with a string of near falls. However, Sami manages to shake him off and wins with the Cuerno Killer.
Ricochet is now with RJ City backstage to speak about his Ultimate X qualifier later tonight. He says Ultimate X, and the X Division, is the foundation of TNA, it's what made it special, has made the careers of some of the best in the world, and now he wants to make his name.
Non-title Besties in the World def. America's Most Wanted by pinfall A massive shock for the tag champions, brought on when the Good Brothers distract James Storm, allowing BITW to hit him with Brain Damage.
The Beautiful People are in the Knockouts locker room, and they're offering makeover tips to the other talent. When they get to Thunder Rosa and Holidead, they question whether the pair have a skin condition and start looking in their bags for some cream to make it better. That is until Rosa punches Love square in the jaw, and a full on brawl between Sky, Love, Rosa and Holidead starts. They have to be pulled apart by the other Knockouts.
Ultimate X Qualifier Brian Myers def. Ricochet by pinfall Myers stuns the crowd and Ricochet and wins with a spear. After the match, Ricochet stands in the ring looking around at the crowd. He apologises, rolls out and leaves through the crowd.
Knockouts World Title Leva Bates (c) def. Deonna Purrazzo by pinfall A night of shocks, rounded off when Bates backs up her big title win at Slammiversary by putting Purrazzo away with the Pepsi Plunge to retain the title.
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Post by Vegas on May 4, 2024 13:43:53 GMT -5
big win for Leva Bates!
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Post by db1091 on May 4, 2024 14:09:06 GMT -5
I never expected her to beat Purrazzo once, let alone manage it twice!
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Post by Valenswift on May 5, 2024 4:20:54 GMT -5
You can always expect a great match from the X division and Styles' defence against Miguel sounded an epic!!
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Post by db1091 on May 5, 2024 7:26:31 GMT -5
You can always expect a great match from the X division and Styles' defence against Miguel sounded an epic!! Thank you for taking a look, as always! It was certainly a great defence. Miguel really gave a good showing and initially I thought maybe he'd manage a shock win, but Styles is tough!
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Post by db1091 on May 5, 2024 7:33:20 GMT -5
Xplosion! July - Week 3 - Year 2 Commentary: Excalibur and Elijah Burke
Nicole Matthews def. Candice LeRae by pinfall Matthews lands the Vancouver Manoeuvre to win.
Besties in the World def. The Rascalz by pinfall Another great win for BITW here, when they hit Dezmond Xavier with the Assisted Cutter.
Danhausen has his late night TV show set in place again backstage. He welcomes everyone to episode two of Goodnighthausen with Danhausen, saying he has invited Anthony Knees back again to apologise to him. He says he was not aware he was upsetting Mr Knees, and is still trying to get to grip with human customs. He tells Tony Nese he has a genuine question this week, which he hopes he can ask now. He then asks Nese why he has named himself after a body part? Is it because he is extremely proud of his knees, because as far as Danhausen is concerned they are good but not the best knees he has seen. Tony is understandably furious again and demands to know why he is having his time wasted. He says he will see Danhausen in the ring next week on Xplosion.
Ultimate X Qualifier Ace Austin def. Alan Angels by pinfall A hard fought, back and forth contest, which Ace wins with the Bangorama to qualify for the Ultimate X match at Destination X.
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Post by db1091 on May 6, 2024 3:19:12 GMT -5
Impact July - Week 3 - Year 2 Commentary: Excalibur and Taz
Kazarian def. Samoa Joe by pinfall A shock loss for Joe on his TNA return, but it doesn't come cleanly as AJ Styles comes out and provides a distraction to allow Kaz to hit Fade to Black.
Leva Bates joins RJ City to talk about being Knockouts World Champion. She says she knows no one expected her to win the title, let alone to retain it in her first defence. Bates says she wants to represent the Knockouts division and the world title with everything that Deonna Purrazzo was not. Tasha Steelz interrupts, telling Bates she is a nobody, a wannabe, not championship material. Steelz says the World Champion should be a star, a star like her, so she'll see her at Destination X.
The camera cuts to Kurt Angle's locker room where he is in a full blown argument with Christian Cage. Christian is telling Angle he's clearly scared of him, that he saw the shame in Angle's family's eyes when he came to their home and realised just what kind of man could be their dad. Angle takes the bait and says if Christian wants a title shot, then he's got one at Destination X, but Angle promises he is going to end Christian.
EYFBO def. The Crist Brothers by pinfall Mike Draztik gets the win with a Death Valley Driver on Dave Crist.
Madison Rayne def. Killer Kelly by pinfall A dominant display by Rayne, who wins with the Rayne Drop.
Eddie Edwards joins RJ City backstage. He says he heard Jimmy Rave and that got him thinking about how long it has been since he held some gold. If Jimmy wants some real competition, then he can defend his title against Eddie Edwards at Destination X.
Ivelisse and Trish Stratus def. Sea Stars by pinfall Trish gets the fall with the Stratusfaction on Ashley Vox.
A promo plays for Sami Callihan. He's in a dark, empty room. He says he isn't hurting Eric Young because he has to, he's doing it because he wants to, because he's sick and this is the only life he knows. He says Eric Young tried to play tough, tried to act the big man, but this is life for the Callihan Death Machine. He dares Young to show his face again and see what happens.
Ultimate X Qualifier Johnny Gargano def. Madman Fulton by count out Gargano is under pressure and retreats out of the ring to try and escape Fulton. Fulton is hyped up now though and charges at him, but Gargano moves and Fulton ploughs head first into the ring post, leading to him being counted out and Gargano qualifying for the Ultimate X match.
Knockouts Tag Titles Beautiful People (c) def. Twisted Sisters by pinfall Velvet and Angelina retain their titles when they land Makeover on Thunder Rosa, who had been beaten so badly that Holidead had had to roll her back in the ring to avoid being counted out, straight into the waiting hands of the champions.
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