The Red Neck Olympics

[behindthebook]

This grew out of my dissatisfaction with The Good Old Boys performance in their feud with the Punks. I decided to set up an event in which the G.O.B might be a little more competitive. Anyway, first, roll on the Redneck Olympics chart, then consult the subsequent chart.

REDNECK OLYMPICS

2-3: Cow Pie Toss

4-6: Beer Drinking Contest

7-9: Greased Pig Chase

10-12: Burping Contest

Cow Pie Toss Chart

2-5: Roll two dice for each competitor, plus or minus the wrestler's power. Which ever wrestler has the lowest score, has thrown their cow pie the furthest and is the winner!

6-9: Roll one die to determine who tosses first. While that wrestler is preparing for his toss, the wrestler who is going second attacks him from behind. A wild brawl ensues, and in the end, the attacking wrestler injures the ambushed wrestler for 1 card.

10-12: Roll one die to determine who tosses first. Rather then throw the cow pie into the field as agreed upon, the first competitor turns and flings the cow pie into his opponents face! The enraged victim demands a match against the feces flinger on the next card

Beer Drinking Contest Chart

2-5: Roll two dice for each competitor, plus one if the wrestler is a super heavyweight, minus one if they are a cruiserweight. Whichever wrestler has the highest score has drunk the most beers and is the winner!

6-9: Roll one die for each wrestler. Which ever wrestler rolls the highest had drunk the most beer. Roll another die. If the result is even, then the winner falls down while leaving the competition and is injured for one card. If the result is odd, the loser attacks the winner, however, the winner displays some amazing Zui Quan drunken boxing moves and humiliates the attacker, who is injured for one card.

10-12: The two competitors forget what they were fighting about in the first place. After singing “Come On Elaine” and declaring “I love you, man” they both pass out. The contest is ruled a draw

Greased Pig Chase Chart

2-5: Roll two dice for each competitor, plus or minus the competitors agility. Whichever wrestler has the lowest score has caught the pig and is the winner!

6-9: [Roll one die for each wrestler. Which ever wrestler rolls the highest is about to catch the pig. Roll another die. If the result is even, then his opponent blindsides him with a viscous clothesline, allowing the pig to escape. The victim of the attack demands a match on the next card! If the result is odd, the pig escapes and ends up running right into the arms of the opponent, who is declared the winner.

10-12: The pig is quickly forgotten as the two competitors brawl in the muck of the pig pen. Roll one die for each wrestler. Which ever is higher, executes a vicious pile-driver in the mud on his opponent, injuring him for 3 cards and possibly earn a suspension (roll on Jack Hood’s suspension chart).

Burping Contest Chart

2-5: Roll two dice for each competitor, plus one if the wrestler is a super heavyweight, minus one if they are a cruiserweight. Whichever wrestler has the highest score has burped the loudest and is the winner!

6-9: Roll one die for each wrestler. Which ever wrestler rolls the lowest is the loser. Roll another die. If the result is even, then the loser attacks the winner while is celibrating, a brawl follows and once they are separated, the winner demands a match that night. If the result is odd, the loser shakes the winners hand as a sign of respect, then challenges the winner to another Redneck Olympic event at the next card.

10-12: The contest is ruled a draw. One of the competitors (your choice) is unhappy with this out come, and beats down one of the other POW superstars who was serving as a judge. He then challenges said judge to match on the next card.

[BDS]

Heh heh heh ... that's awesome!