Rasslin' Old Skewl Style...

[Thomas (TK)]

THURSDAY NIGHT TAKEDOWN

MOT: Welcome to Orlando, FL wrestling fans and the next broadcast of THURSDAY NIGHT TAKEDOWN is almost underway! Let me start of by saying that the 'Z' developmental fed put on a helluva show at the GWF's PaPer View of WRESTLEWAR and the GWFZ Tag Team Championship titles have changed hands to the duo of Tanck and Gryt aka CTA Muscle!

KRAM: Finally the GWFZ has a team that is worth it's weight in gold...championship gold! Unfortunately, they had to come from the big leagues to take them away from those hoodlums but nevertheless!

MOT:[/u] Obviously my alter ego here doesn't like the former champions for some reason but the Headliners get a chance to regain those straps in the main event tonight! Plus, to top off all the action that happens tonight....the first three qualifying matches of SOLITARY CONFINEMENT will take place in a few moments. The matches have been determined to be random pairings of teams against one another with the winning side getting a shot at the GWFZ Championship at the next PaPer View.

KRAM:[/u] Are you serious?!??! What kind of lame qualifying matches are those? Man, I swear that Commissioner Nexus watches TNA and steals their ideas for the world's weirdest matches!

MOT:[/u] Don't you start already Kram because I am in a good mood this evening. Anyway fans, we take you to the ring for the opening matches...

Malpractice squeezed by LAX: The newest team of Bandito and Skrit aka LAX looked impressive and nearly pulled off another upset win. However in the waning moments of the match, Surgeon used FINAL CUT on the Animan and Bandito came in to make the save but Doctor Payne had the same idea. A wild brawl ensued and by the time the referee cleared the ring, Surgeon once again used the FINAL CUT finisher for the duke. (** 1/2).

PYRE & BRYMSTONE buried Duplos:The Brymstonians simply pushed around the Duplos members and seemed to be focused more than usual. Nightmare Nikki played a little part in this match as she used her feminine charms to draw Gemin's attention away from the bout Symbiote and Leviathan tagged often and only after four minutes, Symbiote locked on the YOURS IS MINE maneuver to garnish the three count. (**).

Qualifying Match:
OVERTIME & Varsity won against Pride & Sabre: The match started with Varsity battling against Pride inside the squared circle but Pride would reluctantly tag out to Sabre. The two members of Moral Majority looked at one another, embraced and both walked over to tag out to their perspective partners! What came next shocked everyone as Moral Majority left ringside together and left the former partners of the Greatest Tag Team in the Galaxy to face off against one another! Pride looked confused and without skipping a beat Overtime assaulted his bewildered opponent! After taking the earthling down with a Master Blaster, the Titan tossed Pride into the ropes and executed a textbook sunset flip for the victory! (****)

KRAM: Did you see that Mot? How awesome was that? Moral Majority refused to face off against one another and these two probably went into the locker room to continue their earlier embrace without any...

MOT: Stop it right there Kram! Man, you are always taking it to the gutter and I am surprised our sponsors haven't taken us off the air yet. Anyway fans as you have just witnessed, Overtime defeated Pride and the random pairing of Varsity and Overtime will be in the main event at the PaPer View!

KRAM: Speaking of witnessing events, I would pay almost anything to have Nikki come over and give me a hickey! She has to be the hottest diva in the 'Z' since Latasha's attitude makes her ugly!

MOT: [chuckles] [/b] I take it that she shot ya down the other night! That is priceless and who can blame her with all the crude comments about certain unmentionables you have made on some broadcasts! Serves you right...fans, back down to ringside for the next bout...

Hybernation Domination defeated BEER MONEY: Holy cow! The former GWFZ Tag Champs were 'pawhandled' by the Andromedans in this match and seemed to be still soar after being pummeled by CTA Muscle at WRESTLEWAR! Cuddley Claw would counter a Sagitta Stomp with a school boy roll up and actually stay awake during a KOALA CLAW to continue Beer Money's streak of bad luck. (* 1/2).

STRONG overpowered HEGEMONY: These two loathe one another and it showed in Strong's eyes as he waited for Hegemony to enter the ring! As soon as Hegemony came through the ropes, the 'D' native simply crushed the earthling with high impact moves such as a full power slam, Mortal Agony, and after a Racked and Ruined maneuver pinned his opponent in under two minutes. (DUD).

Qualifying Match
UMAGAPOTAMUS & Ares put down The Legacy & Dark Star Creature: [/u] This match started with The Legacy and Umagapotamus squaring off; however,it become apparent that the Hippo and Ares did not want the Creature in the contest as they would perform several double teams to keep the Doradoan as far away from his partner as possible. Umagapotamus simply blasted the former 'Z' champion with several wear down moves before using the SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE for a failed pin attempt. The Andromedan tagged in Ares and the Spartan quickly leveled Legacy with a SPARTAN SPEAR for the quick victory! (**). [/color]

MOT:[/u] There you have it fans...Umagapotamus and Ares are the next two participants in the SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Main Event! Concerning the Strong/Hegemony rivalry, I believe Strong just ended that this evening...I know I will regret this but- what do you think Kram?

KRAM: [Hysterical laughter] What the {censored} was with Hegemony's entrance music? Was that Tiny Tim? Without a doubt, that was the gayest music I have seen anyone use in the wrestling world! And, I agree that Strong ended that feud today after having to sit though what seemed like a lifetime with that horrendous entrance theme! What's next...Hegemony comes out in a tutu?

MOT: [Chuckles] I hate to say this...but I have to agree with you there! That entrance was one for the ages...anyway, we'll take you to the promo for the next PaPer View while we await the next match!

KRAM:[/u] Wait...what?!?! Did you say what I think you just said?!??!

The arena’s lights began to dim and the vidscreen sprang to life… “in the GWFZ, a champion has taken all comers and proved that he is the best that the developmental federation has to offer. However, a new challenge will now be on his route to immortality…a match that will have six cages joined together with only the center cage totally empty. In the other five cages, two combatants will battle in one another until only one challenger is in each steel cages…the challenger will be left in the cage as other battles rage on until each of the five cages are filled with one challenger…then the GWFZ Champion makes his entrance into the empty cage and the inner walls will be removed! Only one shall escape the cage…only one shall hold the ‘Z’ Championship…coming soon New Orleans, LA…SOLITARY CONFINEMENT PaPer View!”

Qualifying Match
XTREME CONSEQUENCES outwrestled NarcotiK & POUCH: [/u] The duo of Rush and Morbid after being drawn put aside their differences and decided that the two as teaming up didn't seem like that bad of an idea and before the match announced that they would officially become a team of "Xtreme Consequences". The two hardcore cruiserweights had a little trouble against their opponents as Pouch didn't seem want to go down! At one point, Pouch used PLAYING POSSUM and would've had Rush pinned if it wasn't for Morbid breaking up the pin attempt! Shortly after, Morbid would be tagged in and locked on the Snap Uranage for the LAX member to tap out! The victory gave Rush and Morbid the next two slots at the PaPer View and will be interesting to see the newly formed team on possibly opposite ends of the ring.(****).

**GWFZ Championship Non-titlematch**
TOURNAMENT MASTER lucked out against Assassin X: [/u] This was the closest that Tournament Master has ever had to losing a match since defeating The Legacy for the 'Z' championship as Assassin X really took him to the limit! Both combatants had obviously done their homework as neither could gain the advantage over the other and many fans thought that Assassin X might pull it off! However, Assassin X went for the CONTRACT KILLING and Tournament Master countered with a school boy rollup (not to mention a handfull of tights) to have the referee slap the canvas three times! (****).

MAIN EVENT

GWFZ Tag Team Championship Title Rematch:
CTA MUSCLE retained against HEADLINERS:[/u] This match was not neary as good as the last match these two had at the PaPer View! Tanck muscled his way past Darth Brooks and tossed him out to the arena floor and Rotunda took it upon herself to land THE FAT LADY SINGS from the ring apron on the prone form of Darth Brooks! While the referee gave the ten count, Gryt kept Grillz away from his partner and the CTA Muscle team would be awarded the match as a result of a count out! (*)[/color]

[Fade to black]

[Deleted]

Solitary Confinement is going to be off the chain! Rush and Morbid look like a solid team...it sucks that Beer Money are slumping badly... and I may be in the minority but Im glad CTA Muscle retained. I think Im going to be rooting for Morbid in the Solitary Confinement Main Event. Solid show!

[Avarice]

I agree with the Ace when Solitary Confinement will be off the hook. I love the concept and can't wait to see how it'll end up. I'm gonna go out on a limb right now and say that Varsity will become the new champion when it's through. Keep the action coming, bubba! Mot and Kram make me chuckle the way you write them, and that's good.

[Thomas (TK)]

SATURDAY NIGHT XPLOSION

Card#587
"The rules have changed..."

On the last broadcast of WILD WEDNESDAY (Card #586), Havoc defeated the World Champion (Endgame) in a non-titlematch after Monolith accidentally missed hitting the traitorous Aethran and Havoc used FALLEN DREAMS! Also, on that particular broadcast, the new Commissioner stated that he would approach several wrestlers to help clean up this fed and many believe it was Monolith trying to impress Iron Hand. The Miami, FL wrestling fans are hoping that the first 'deputized' member of Martial Law occurs on this particular card and roared with rabid anticipation as the pyrotechnics exploded above the arena.

Rotunda versus Shann Ra: [/u] The opening bout was a good one as both divas put on a show! The Orion native used her agility to run circles around Rotunda and nearly pinned the GSOE'S valet. However, Rotunda grew tired of chasing Shann Ra and leveled would catch Shann Ra in a turnbuckle splash before nearly collapsing the squared circle with THE FAT LADY SINGS for a hard fought victory. Winner: Rotunda (**).

Payback versus Scimitar:[/u] How can I put this one without offending the masses? Hmmm...holy [censored]! This match was one of the bloodiest matches that the GWF has seen in awhile as the combatants didn't pull any punches! The Titan continued to use moves like a table splash and Payback Time that hurt him just as much as his opponent. After nearly fifteen minutes, Scimitar used several combos of Scimitar Chest Chops and Machete Jabs to stun the hardcore superstar! Winner: Scimitar (****).

Mother Superior versus PHANTASY: [/u] After getting embarrassed by the Woman's Champion on the last card, the Blonde Bombshell needed a win badly and Mother Superior didn't look like an easy win. However, Phantasy dominated the longest reigning former Woman's champion! At the five minute mark (and after four failed pin attempts), the Blonde Bombshell locked on the SWEET SUICIDE for the victory. Winner: Phantasy (**).

The vidscreen illuminated the ringside area and the roving camera broadcasts Iron Hand approaching Monolith in the backstage area. The new Commissioner calmly spoke to the Eugenics member; "I hear that you are willing to leave your group and become a member of Martial Law. If this is correct, what will it take for you to solidify the arrangement?" Monolith glared at the newcomer for several moments before replying. "I want Havoc tonight in a match that the puny Aethrans think their indestructible...the Aethran Ultimate Escape Match!" Iron Hand considered the Big Man's request for a moment, smirked before walking away from the Andromedan, and continued whatever business the Commissioner needed to finish.

Retribution versus Sly Drury:[/u] This match was fairly one sided as well as Retribution seemed in the zone during this contest! The Trachis native put down Sly Drury after several MYTH BUSTERS and GROUNDING THE DEMON to start a win streak for the Animan ally. Winner: Retribution (* 1/2).

Divided We Fall versus LEGION OF DOOM: This bout received the biggest response from the fans in the arena as both teams are fan favorites among the teeny boppers! However, the match was lackluster at best with Bloodline missing a COSMIC BIG BANG that was executed w-a-y too early in the match and Paralyze clamped on THE PARALYZER for the win. Winner(s): Legion of Doom (*).

**Intercontinental Championship Titlematch**
SWARM versus The Betrayer (c):[/b] The unlikely Intercontinental reign of the rogue Titan came to a quick end as the revitalized Andromedan tossed the now former champion around with only a token amount of resistance. Swarm manhandled Betrayer as he used several moves such as Exploder Suplex, Bee Keeper Backbreaker, and two consecutive VENOMOUS STINGERS to capture his first ever GWF title of his career! Winner: Swarm (****).

The vidscreen came to life once more as the theme for the GWF's Autumn classic PaPer View ("The End of Summer" by The Billionaires) blares as the words..."LABORPHORIA 2008...COMING TO OKLAHOMA CITY,OK...card #595!" Last year's edition of the PaPer View witnessed the return of the Savage One (Wolf) and the American Guy officially joined the Outlaw Nation in the assault of Endgame. This card brought in a new era of the GWF and this year should be just as intense!So wrestling fans, tickets go on sale tommorrow...

**World Tag Team Championship Non-titlematch**
America's Most Wanted (c) versus Jungle Warriors:[/u] The Outlaw Nation were bedazzled as the Jungle Warrior's came out with the battle plan to hit the champs with a high flying assault and the Andromedans kept to the plan. At the nine minute mark, American Guy was caught in a flying body press from the top of the turnbuckle from Panther Warrior and the challengers garnered the three count. Winner(s): Jungle Warriors (**).

MAIN EVENT

**Aethran Ultimate Escape Match**
Havoc versus Monolith: [/u] These two have never faced off against one another in the history of the GWF and this match was one for the ages!The entire arena was on the edge of their seats as both combatants nearly escaped on several occasions! It looked as if Monolith was going to run away with the bout after he landed THE END OF ALL THINGS and headed to the cage door. The arena roared as Iron hand walked to the cage door and told Monolith to stay in the cage. Although confused, Monolith complied and helped Iron Hand through the cage door. Iron Hand instructed Monolith to put an end to the Aethran;and after arguing a little, Monolith started to pick Havoc up to execute his finisher one final time. However when Monolith turned around to pick Havoc up, Iron Hand flung the Big Man around and used the RUN THIS FED maneuver! Iron Hand asked for the ringside microphone and 'enlightened' the ringside fans..."Big Man...you had no chance...the rules have changed...Havoc was the chosen member of Martial Law and not your narcissistic ego! Never...Never..and I do mean, never question my authority and let this be a lesson to all who has been thinking about bucking the system." Iron Hand pointed at the grounded Monolith and Havoc locked on FALLEN DREAMS before the two left the cage together. As the broadcast went off the air, the camera panned away from the squared circle with Monolith flat on his back in the center of the ring! Winner: Havoc (***).

[Fade to Black]

[Avarice]

An Xplosion it was. Sweet card here buddy. The swerve to give the spot to Havoc was a work of art as Mono was left with egg on his face. Can't wait til the next show. BTW, new GWF: FUSION is posted... /shameless fed plug

[Deleted]

sweet card Raving one... and did I read that correctly? Scimitar beat Payback? Give the guy a Wrestler of the Year trophy now! Nice ending to the card...didnt see the Havoc swerve coming at all. Laborphobia in OKC...Im there dude!!!!

[Thomas (TK)]

Thanks Ace and Avarice for the comments!

GWF HOUSE SHOW
Tampa Bay, FL
Card #588

- Deadliest of the Species continues her streak with a PURIFICATION against She-Devil (*);

- Plethador pimp slapped Main Event with a Plethador Splash (*);

- in a non-titlematch, Strafe (Woman's champ) pinned Sultana with a Skyscraper Powerbomb (* 1/2);

- Nosfera was disqualified against Tauran after using the illegal THE DEMON'S BREATH maneuver (****);

- Resistance grounded Titan Energy, after Kill Prey put down Nitro with a flying body press (1/2*);

- Vidtek smacked around Anivar via. BIG TIME (**);

- CTA Muscle stunned Master Race, after Tanck forced Thraxx to tap out to the Iron Man Vise (****);

- Circus Fear outmaneuvered Troubleshooters, after Bomb submitted to Amazing Mann's Contortion (DUD);

-IN THE MAIN EVENT, Endgame (World Champ) lucked out against Wolf via. ULTIMA LEAP in a non-title bout (** 1/2).

[Thomas (TK)]

GWF HOUSE SHOW
Birmingham, AL
Card #589

- Phantasy put away Deadliest via. SWEET SUICIDE (***);

- Disaster leveled Main Event with a Gladiator Piledriver (**);

- Sultana dropped She-Devil like a bad habit via. PARDON MY SPEAR (*);

- Wolf clobbered Scimitar via. SAVAGE FACE CLAW (1/2*);

- Titan Energy finally won against Master Race, after Nitro used BAD VIBRATIONS on Thraxx (DUD);

- Nosfera ko'd Anivar via. SPRING HEEL KICK (*);

- CTA Muscle thumped Troubleshooters, after Gryt used flurry of head butts on The Bomb (* 1/2);

- Monolith squashed Retribution with a Crushing Stampede (** 1/2);

- in a non-title match, Divided We Fall lucked out against America's Most Wanted (World Tag Champs), after Encubus garnished the pin with a school boy roll up (**):

- IN THE MAIN EVENT, Swarm retained the Intercontinental Championship with a Bee Keeper Backbreaker in a IC Championship Title Rematch (** 1/2).

[Thomas (TK)]

GWF HOUSE SHOW
Jackson, MS
Card #590

- Shann Ra squeezed by Mother Superior via. MACHETE (****);

- Vidtek put away Payback via. BIG TIME (1/2 *);

- in a non-title match, Strafe (Woman's) defeated Rotunda by count out (*);

- Plethador continued the win streak after Sly Drury was disqualified for using 'Flaunt the Law' (DUD);

- Legion of Doom plastered Resistance, after Rage used ALL THE RAGE on Kill Prey (***);

- Tauran forced Havoc to submit via. TAURAN VICTORY LOCK (***);

- Jungle Warriors handed Circus of Fear their first loss, after Tricks was disqualified using CAULOPHOBIA on Panther Warrior (** 1/2);

- IN THE MAIN EVENT, Endgame (World Champ) used an ULTIMA LEAP to put Patch down for the count in a non-titlematch (1/2 *).

[Avarice]

Nice couple of house shows, bub. Can't wait to see more action. Nice to see Swarm win the I-C title...he deserves more...new GWF: FUSION posted for your enjoyment, too