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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 11, 2008 10:14:11 GMT -5
As the theme blares from your speakers (and you think to yourself that the theme is definitely fitting) , it has been announced that the Global Wrestling Federation will make it's long overdue return in a matter of days! Stay tuned as the return of Old Skewl's rantings are once again posted in the fed forums and forums will be changed forever (not necessarily for the better however...teehee)! |
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 12, 2008 22:43:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]A MOMENT WITH MOT & KRAM[/glow] MOT: Welcome fans to a special broadcast from Detroit's Press Box and as the count down is almost complete for the kickoff of the Global Wrestling Federation's first vidcast in a longtime. Kram and myself are here to kinda catch up the GWF's hardcore fans and the casual fans alike to the events that have transpired over the Cosmic Tour's opening days!KRAM: Oh, why not?!? Why would we want to convince everyone of dishing out about twenty or so dollars for the lazdisk coming out in a few weeks?!?! Nooo...let's show the unwashed masses highlights for free...MOT: Are you serious? Sheesh, lighten up...{ Vidscreen illuminates the press box behind the bickering heads of the announcer} Scenes from the most memorable moments from the first ten cards of the summer flash on screen. The highlights include: The Great American Bash featured the Master Race defeating the Legion of Doom for the World Tag Team titles...Havoc and Wolf facing off in a Hydra Lumberjack match that ended as a 'no contest' because the match became too difficult to control for the referee...Scion Nexus used his quickness in a stunning upset of the then streaking Kill Prey for the Intercontinental championship...Payback was unable to beat the count in a Last Man Standing match against Monolith... in a Wargames match, the Outlaw Nation defeated the FDF after Anivar was beaten nearly to death and could not continue!KRAM: Hey! I remember that card and have to say that the PaPer View was incredible! In one of the dark matches, my favorite muscle man 'STRONG' was cheated out of the GWFZ championship by that stoner 'The Legacy'.MOT: Shhh! More highlights... The next day, Havoc made Wolf get a mark in the loss column after the Savage One was pinned in the concession stands after a bone jarring FALLEN DREAMS... and the Intercontinental changed hands after Retribution duked Scion Nexus with a GROUNDING THE DEMON finisher!KRAM: Boo...hiss...you suck!MOT: Are you done yet?!?!? Please, for Kronus's sake, let the highlights continue....The third event was the annual Jamie B. Wilson Memorial tag Team Tournament! The GWFZ had representatives in the tournament as Pride & Overtime aka The Galaxy's Greatest tag Team defeated the GWF World tag Champions by the way of a count out as Thraxx left ringside frustrated with the quickness of the rookies...the unlikely duo of Gryt & Tanck aka CTA-102 stunned the Legion of Doom as Gryt pushed Rage into the powerful arms of Tanck and the veteran used a Iron Man Vise to victory... after the smoke cleared, the Troubleshooters raised the cup in the air for the second consecutive year!KRAM: I hate those do gooders like The Galaxy's Gayest Tag Team...they always get the chicks and almost always showboating but... (Mot gives Kram a look that could even make a Gataurian Oxen nervous about the future of his well being) Ummm...next highlight please... The fourth day witnessed Titan Glory winning the World Tag Team championships from the Krolls...the GWFZ also had a title change hands in one of the under card matches as Tournament Master used a small package (and a low blow) on Legacy to become GWFZ champion...on the fifth day, the Vampiric Nightmare Nikki sunk her teeth into Mother Superior and become Woman's champion...and the ever dangerous and maniacal Tricks the Clown used SLEEPY TIME to lull Retribution out of the Intercontinental championship!MOT: (Looks at Kram puzzled) .... KRAM: What?MOT: No comments from th...KRAM: Well, now that you mentioned it...I have noticed that the GWF has had six title changes at the half way point of this report...there has been three in the Intercontinental championship...two in the World Tag Team championships...and that gorgeous but ever so sinister Nikki claiming the Woman's title.MOT: Yes, I did notice that and I am stunned that you informed the viewers at home with albeit crude and sexist information..it was information never the less! Learn something everyday fans and we send ya back to the highlights!On the sixth event, Darwin's Legacy debuted and claimed the World Tag Team championships as Nero showed Reckless from Titan Glory the real meaning of EXTINCTION! The World championship FINALLY changed hands as Endgame used a ROLLING FIGURE FOUR for the exhausted champion to tap out!
The Iron Man/Team Tournament brought about the seventh day as Monolith would be awarded the mantle of Iron Man and what seemed to be the cinderella team of this year's Cosmic Tours was bestowed the Iron team award- CTA-102!! The Intercontinental title would once again sit on someone else's waist as the patriarch of the Outlaw Nation put Tricks away with the CRIME LORD...Strafe also would claim the Woman's title after a TERMINAL HEIGHT on Nikki!KRAM: I would give anything to be a piece of lint in Strafe's...MOT: Excuse me! Remember that I am attached to the same body as you and do not want to be apart of an unfortunate turn of events that end with the Gladiators putting the beat down on both our faces!
KRAM: Nothing to worry about...I'll say it this time...back to the highlights fans!On the eighth day, Payback won a three ring battle royal in which he eliminated Disaster and Monolith in the final moments of the contest... Endgame retained the World title against Havoc in a Match of the Year candidate...the ninth day brought Sultana putting Strafe's title reign to an abrupt halt and claimed the Woman's title as her own...in a highly anticipated match, Endgame pinned Monolith in a stompfest to retain the World title in a disappointing match...and at last, the tenth card laid witness to Battle Zone matches between the warring factions in the GWF! Again, CTA-102 dominated their match and bloodied the Fighting Titans...Kill Prey was victorious against Gatekeeper in a Loser Exile match! The Gatekeeper and all his alter egos must leave the GWF permanately...Anivar became Intercontinental champion as he had Sly Drury literally screaming in agonizing pain before final succumbing and tapping out to THE ENFORCER SPEAKS... Valour, whom won the right via. the GWF's version of the Money in The Bank match at this year's HOSTILE TAKEOVER PaPer View, with the help of interference from US Male & American Guy aka America's Most Wanted became World Heavyweight champion and pinned Endgame with WARRIOR's RAGE!KRAM: Finally the GWF has a World champion to be proud of! MOT: Not necessarily just yet Kram... (Mot reaches over and unplugs Kram's microphone) The current titleholders will have to face the original champions tomorrow evening before they are recognized as champions...plus, there is a new twist to the Tours this year! A "Cosmic Tour Rebound" match will be held between the unlikely challengers that had won the titles but have lost them throughout the first ten days to determine the #1 contender in the perspective division! So, as we head out this evening, the broadcast will give you the preview of the Cosmic Tours Final card...don't forget to listen to it's theme while watching the match up presentation...thank you and good night! [glow=red,2,300][/glow]World Championship Titlematch: Valour vs. Disaster World Tag Team Championship Titlematch: Darwin's Legacy vs. Legion of Doom Intercontinental Championship Titlematch: Anivar vs. Kill Prey Woman's Championship Titlematch: Sultana vs. Mother Superior World Championship #1 Contender Rebound match: Endgame vs. TBD World Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Rebound match: Cosmic Cage: Master Race vs. Titan Glory Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender Rebound match: Fatal Four Way match: Tricks the Clown vs. Retribution vs. Scion Nexus vs. Sly Drury Woman's Championship #1 Contender Rebound match: Coffin match: Nightmare Nikki vs. Strafe *pancakes* |
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 13, 2008 12:20:22 GMT -5
3...2...1... [glow=red,2,300]WILD WEDNESDAY[/glow] "Cosmic Tour Rebound"Card#567 The Cosmic Tours are finally coming to a climax and the Global Wrestling Federation has made it's long awaited return to televised events! This telecast will have the original champions a chance to regain the championships they lost during the grueling ten day impromptu tournament! In addition, a new format of the unlikely challengers that defeated the champions face off in special match to decide the #1 contender for each of the championships. The Detroit, Michigan fans erupt in excitement as the first contest was about to start... WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP REBOUND MATCH
*COFFIN MATCH*
*Nightmare Nikki versus Strafe*[/u] This bout for the most part was one of the most amazing matches the divas has put on in awhile as not only were the women fighting for the #1 contenders spot but their fellow stable mates made appearances in the bout. Pyre & Brymstone (Leviathan and Symbiote-GWFZ stars) came to ringside and used LD 50 finisher on Strafe but the Aethran diva's counterparts cleared the ring of the intruders (but not before a DEATH AFTER DEATH tag maneuver was applied to the Second Realm vampire)! After the ring was cleared, Strafe used TERMINAL VELOCITY to seal the deal and to become the #1 contender for the Women's championship! (****) INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP REBOUND MATCH
*FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH*
* Retribution vs. Scion Nexus vs. Sly Drury vs. Tricks the Clown*The patriarch of Outlaw Nation battled Scion Nexus for several minutes until Scion was leveled with Flaunt the Law and eliminated after Drury caught the Titan in his finisher CRIME LORD! Meanwhile, Retribution and Tricks were butting heads and these two combatants spilled out into the seats! After a couple of minutes, both participants fought their way to the backstage area! The referee had enough, began to give the ten count, and awarded the match to the Outlaw Nation member by an unexpected count out! (**) WORLD TAG CHAMPIONSHIP REBOUND MATCH
*COSMIC CAGE MATCH*
* Master Race versus Titan Glory*Both members of Titan Glory were bruised and battered in this horrific match! Early in the match, Thraxx caught Tristan in mid-air attempting a handspring elbow and countered with a knee breaker that literally sounded like Tristan had his knee busted in half! Reckless wasn't so lucky as the Eugenics team took the frustrations of the Titans defeating them earlier in the Tours out on the former Guardian member! Reckless would be unmercifully pulverized for nearly twenty minutes before Master Race used THE POWER OF KROLL to end the match! Everyone in the backstage area thought Reckless's assault was so severe that even Valour (much to the protest of the Nation's members) stormed the ring to comfort his former ally as both Reckless and Tristan were put on stretchers and rushed to the ambulance waiting in the parking lot. (****) As the cage was lifted back to high above the squared circle, the roving vidcam captured scenes of Tricks and Retribution continuing the brawl from earlier! The maniacal clown finally ended the conflict after a steel chair across Retribution's skull! However, the sadistic Tricks wasn't done yet as he noticed something down the hallway and went grabbed a small vial... he sniffed the vial and smiled menacingly before stating that this would do nicely! tricks poured the contents on Retribution's face and the Trachis native screamed in agony as the liquid smoldered on contact! Several members of the arena security finally managed to restrain Tricks from any further attacks on Retribution as the medical team tended to his what is assumed burns.WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REBOUND MATCH
*TITAN DEATH MATCH**Endgame versus Mystery Opponent* The Commissioner announced earlier in the day that a H-U-G-E star was signed and many fans speculated exactly who the GWF had managed to sign! However, no one even imagined that the star signed would be...MAIN EVENT! When his music blared, the arena just erupted in a combination of cheers and jeers and Endgame looked stunned! However, the Corvus native regained his composure quickly and survived through the Main Event's spectacular and sometimes breath taking moves (including Event's SIGN ON THE LINE) before catching the newcomer in a ROLLING FIGURE FOUR to become the #1 contender for the World title! (**). [glow=purple,2,300] **WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP TITLEMATCH**[/glow]*Sultana versus Mother Superior*[/b] The former champion (Mother Superior) lost the championship to Nightmare Nikki on day #5 on a fluke pin ! The Divided We fall matriarch planned on regaining what was hers...the Assassin Queen put up a helluva fight and like the divas earlier on the card put on a fantastic match! However, Sultana made a critical mistake and missed a flying body press that gave Mother Superior the opening she needed! The former champion used SERPENTS OF HYDRA to garnish both the three count and to once again become Woman's champion! (** 1/2). [glow=green,2,300] **WORLD TAG TEAM TITLEMATCH**[/glow] *Darwin's Legacy versus Legion of Doom*The Aethrans aren't having a good summer as they lost the World Tag Team championships on the first card ( Great American Bash) of the Tours but have been extremely aggressive so far on the card! However, Darwin's Legacy thrives on aggression and have been supposedly genetically enhanced for that purpose. So, the two teams are powerhouses and the fans wondered which team would prevail. Almost ten minutes passed in the match and it was fairly even until Symbiote (GWFZ star) crawled from underneath the ring apron and gave Rage a low blow when the Gladiators were going for the tag maneuver! Just as quick as Symbiote appeared, he was gone! Nero took advantage of the situation and Darwin's Legacy executed a awesome EXTINCTION tag maneuver to secure the World Tag Team titles around their waists! (*). The arena's vidscreen came to life as the GWF's next PaPer View promo flashed glimpses of what was come in the world famous Madison Square Gardens in New York City, NY...a voice bellowed while footage of past events flashed on the screen, " It is time to chose your sides once and for all...as a state of emergency has been declared in the GWF...in Madison Square Gardens, bear witness to WRESTLEWAR 2008; MARTIAL LAW!" Coming soon...card#581![glow=blue,2,300] **INTERCONTINENTAL TITLEMATCH**[/glow] *Anivar versus Kill Prey*As the previous match, Kill Prey also lost the IC championship on the first card of the Tours but the current champion was given a minute chance of even capturing the IC title- not to mention retaining against the Orion native! Well, that is why the match is wrestled and not won/loss by critics as this was a great match and will go down in history as one of the BEST Intercontinental matches of all time! Both ring veterans gave it their best but at the thirty five minute mark, Anivar locked on THE ENFORCER SPEAKS but Kill Prey managed to reach the ropes. After the ref broke up the hold, Anivar put Kill Prey down for the three with his Rules of the Game maneuver to retain the IC title! (****). [glow=maroon,2,300]**World Heavyweight Titlematch**[/glow] ** Valour versus Disaster**The Aethran Wrecking Machine aka Disaster plowed through challenger after challenger until he met up with Endgame on the sixth day! Endgame's thorn in the side aka Valour has Endgame's number it seems as Valour defeated Endgame on the last title defense day! Valour started toward ringside and was confronted by the other three members of the Outlaw Nation ( Sly Drury, US Male, and American Guy) about his earlier concern of Reckless's condition! Valour yelled at them to go away and they would talk about it later but...Outlaw Nation always suspicious of weakness pounced and Valour was holding his own until Sly Drury used Flaunt the Law! Disaster's music blared and Outlaw Nation scrambled for cover! Disaster casually walked down the ramp and "assisted" the outcast member of the Nation! After the referee called for the bell, the Aethran laid into Valour and easily whipped the former Guardian/Outlaw Nation member's backside! After a RAMPAGE and a Gladiator Piledriver, Disaster regained the World Heavyweight Championship and held it high while standing on the turnbuckle...* 1/2. [Fade to black] |
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 14, 2008 13:16:28 GMT -5
MOT: Welcome fans to the debut telecast of Thursday Night Takedown! The GWFZ is a development league for the Global Wrestling Federation and has hosted many GWF superstars in the Zone...KRAM: Yes sir! There was Plethador...Scimitar...MOT: After our broadcast to the Cosmic Tours Recap the other day, I'm not sure if I am willing to listen to your sarcasm for long today...KRAM: Blah..blah..blah..Yakkity Smackity! Let's head to the ring and watch the Dark Star Creature chew up that want to be a Spartan- Ares!Ares easily outmaneuvered Dark Star Creature.The Albino furred beast leaped out of the corner when the bell sounded and went for the Plaxibus Pounding but Ares countered with a Spartan Slam and used the Creature's girth to his advantage for the STAND YOUR GROUND for the three count! ( 1/2 *). Sledgend stunned Ensor. Holy cow! This bout was lightening quick as the Orion Native used several punches to the Martian's spine that set up the Sledgend Slam. The Zone fans cheered as the offense continued and chants are "It's Sledgendary" filled the arena! After a SHATTERING DEVASTATION put Ensor's shoulders down on the mat, the Orion native thanked the chants of the crowd! (DUD). MOT: The fans really like Sledgend's high impact offense; and in my opinion, he should be getting a shot at the Zone championship in the near future!KRAM: (Scoffs) Whatever...what a surprise! The opening bouts are won by good guys! How swell for the fan favorites! Whoopee!MOT: What is your problem this evening? Man, the best combatants won the opening bouts! Sheesh, let's take you to the next series of bouts. Moral Majority won against Moto Psycho+ Irish Heat: This match was as one sided as they come as Varsity pummeled Irish Heat for almost ten minutes before pinning the drunkard with P.C.D. The ONLY interesting spot in this bout was Sabre smashing a bottle over Psycho's head after the Sagittan gave her a beer, a wad of cash, and stated something that is assumed to be a proposition for her services. (**)NarcotiK got passed Strong (by DQ): The hometown hero crunched NarcotiK and even blasted him with his finisher maneuver aptly named STRONG! but the Maxxus native countered with a small package that nearly pinned the 'D' resident. Strong became infuriated and smacked the ref with a Forearm Ravager giving the ref no choice but to call for the bell. (*).MOT: What a wild pair of match ups! Strong, the former GWFZ champion, really needs to control his anger before he does something he might regret. Speaking of regret, Moto Psycho + Irish Heat need to spend more money on training rather than beer. They have been teaming since the Zone has started and STILL haven't managed to wrangle a win or even come up with a team name. Seriously, quit spending so much money on beer...KRAM: That's it! We'll call these misunderstood individuals...Beer Money! An instant classic...MOT: I like it Kram! Wait a moment... ( Touches Left Ear) Ladies and gentlemen, the 'Z' has been informed that Pyre & Brymstone were unable to make it tonight after the Aethrans got ahold of them last night but the Duplos will battle a new team making it's debut tonight...a matter of fact, here they are now with their valet Latasha! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - Main Event and Troyboy aka PAPARAZZI! Paparazzi debut was victorious against Duplos. The twins were a handful for these rookies but Troyboy held his own and even after a BLACKOUT and two TWICE AS HARDS had enough savvy to put away Gemin with the RUMP THUMP! (** 1/2). Assassin X defeated Hegemony (by DQ) This bout didn't even get started as immediately after the bell, Hegemony began screaming "Everyone picks on me" and then tossed a fireball into Assassin X's face! The ref called for the bell the second time and Hegemony just left the ringside area without murmuring another word. (DUD).KRAM: That burns me up Mot that people continue to pick on that natural loser! You know what I'm going to do for Hegemony?MOT: (rolls eyes) I know I shouldn't ask this but here goes nothing...what are you going to do for Hegemony?KRAM: Huh? What are you talking about? Hegemony is a loser and why in the world I even be associated with him?MOT: Hegemony isn't a loser and just needs just a nudge to get him going is all! Anyway, let's see which match is next. Hybernation Domination squeezed by Malpractice. A fantastic bout! Malpractice nearly put the match away after Doctor Payne used a KO TEMPLE CLAW! However, Xiongmao was able to be tagged in later by the Koala and used a Japanda Splash on Surgeon for the three count. (*** 1/2).Harm got a leg up on Morbid. In a #1 contenders match for the GWFZ championship, Harm literally withstood a beat down and his knees blowing out but stunned Morbid with HARM'S WAY to get a shot at the GWFZ title! (***).KRAM: Awesome! Harm is the next in line to become champion!MOT: No...he is the #1 contender and will face off against the winner of the GWFZ Championship tonight!KRAM: The 'Z' title changes hands whenever someone sneezes! Let's watch the GWFZ tag champions thump on The Galaxy's Gayest tag team!MOT: Not gayest...Greatest!KRAM: Hey, call them as I see them.Headliners (GWFZ Champs) retain against Galaxy's Greatest Tag Team: Not an exciting title defense as Darth Brooks used an Oklahoma Roll that nearly pinned Overtime. Sadly, Brooks splintered a guitar over the Titan's head for the easy fall. (*).Tournament Master (GWFZ Champ) lucked out against The Legacy: These two tangled with one another for nearly fifteen minutes before the challenger started on a roll of six INNER PEACE finishers in a row and covered the GWFZ champ for the count! At the count of two, Tournament Master kicked out of the near pinfall and used a school boy roll up to retain the GWFZ championship (****).MOT: On behalf of my mouthy announce partner and myself, thank you for joining us on the first ever Thursday Night TakeOver!! Make sure you tune into the GWF's Saturday night Xplosion as I am sure the Aethrans will have something to say about the attacks from the GWFZ's Pyre & Brymstone. thanks folks and have a fantastic weekend![Fade to black]*pancakes*
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Post by executioner on Aug 14, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -5
Great stuff Tommy. Looking forward to more.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 17, 2008 22:48:10 GMT -5
On the previous edition of Wild Wednesday, the Master Race and Titan Glory faced one another in a Cosmic Cage match to determine the #1 contender for the World Tag Team titles! The Eugenics members brutalized the fan favorites unmercifully and after the smoked cleared even Valour broke out of character and came to ringside to assist the EMTs. Both members of the Titans were carefully placed on a stretcher and as quickly as possible sent to a nearby hospital to seek much needed medical attention.
Massif, the GWF Commissioner, appeared on the vidscreen and made an announcement to the Indianapolis,IN fans that due to the Kroll's manhandling Tristan suffered ligament damage to his left knee and will be out of action for the next several weeks. Tristan's partner wasn't so lucky as the former Guardian suffered severe concussion, a broken neck, and several of his lumbar vertebrae were cracked. As a result of his injuries, Reckless wanted me to announce that he will be retiring from the GWF and most likely never step into the squared circle again.
The Commissioner continued to state that the Master Race were fined an undisclosed amount but no suspensions were handed out. (The fans began jeering the superstar) However, it was brought to my attention that there was no suspensions involved in this heinous act was due to the appellant Scion Nexus to face the Master Race in a handicap tag match tonight. Nexus expressed his thoughts on that both his friends knew what might happen in the ring and took that chance to attempt to regain the World Tag Team Championships. So, his request was granted and in honor of Reckless- let the card begin![ Instead of the usual fireworks, the bell keeper sounded the ringside bell five times as everyone observed a moment of respect for the career of Reckless] Plethador versus VidtekThe opening match was almost exactly as predicted and nearly as fast! The Neptunian caught the lovable amphibian in a full nelson that the Sultan of Swagger turned into a Torture Rack that nearly garnished the three count! Vidtek kept the momentum going as he used his finisher of BIG TIME to put Plethador's shoulders down for the count. Winner: Vidtek ( 1/2 *). Swarm versus The BetrayerThe Betrayer started the bout with several back crackers that kept the Animan reeling in pain for several minutes. The renegade Titan attempted to put the match away after a Scorpion Death Lock by going airborne with a flying dropkick! However, his opponent had other ideas and moved out of Betrayer's flight path! Swarm utilized this mishap and used a Bee keeper backbreaker, a Swarm's Attack, and a HORNET'S STING for the duke! Winner: Swarm. (**). Rotunda versus She-DevilIf anyone follows the GWF, they should know that this match up is extremely one sided in the fact that Rotunda isn't very talented and has issues with scoring a pinfall against not only She-Devil or anyone else for that matter! However, Rotunda came close after landing a Fat Chick Thrilla, the big boned diva missed her finisher of FAT LADY SINGS and was the victim of a CANNONBALL CLOTHESLINE for the match. Winner: She- Devil ( DUD). STRAFE'S MUSIC blared as the current #1 contender for the Woman's championship made her way to the ring. Strafe grabbed the microphone and the Aethran challenged the trio of Nightmare Nikki & Pyre and Brymstone at the next GWFZ [[glow=red,2,300]THURSDAY NIGHT TAKEDOWN[/glow] to a handicap match against herself and the death defying, high flying, Aethran Cruiserweight... Rush! ( The Indianapolis fans roared their approval!) Strafe stated that these two will show why you should never poke your nose in Aethran business! She then dropped the microphone to the canvas and walked back to the locker room area.Phantasy versus Shann RaThese two divas tangled for almost fifteen minutes and Shann Ra even landed the MACHETE but the 'Blonde Bombshell' managed to kick out of the pin attempt. A few minutes later, Shann Ra tossed Phantasy into the ropes and would force the Coma Berenices native to tap out with a Huntress Claw. Winner: Shann Ra (**). Havoc versus TauranWow! This match had to be the world's fastest match as havoc drilled Tauran with a missile dropkick and then applied FALLEN DREAMS for the three count. Winner: Havoc. (DUD). Nosfera versus WolfFollowing the quickest match of the card was perhaps the best as these two veterans battled for nearly twenty minutes in a display of savagery. Both combatants toward the end were covered in crimson and were exhausted but the match continued to be a great match. After Omen jumped onto the ring apron to distract Wolf, Nosfera tried to sneak up on Wolf from behind but when Nosfera swung the Savage One around-Wolf knew what was coming and ducked to miss THE DEMON'S BREATH and landed a slicing heel kick to put the demon down for the count. Winner: Wolf (****). Divided We Fall versus Troubleshooters:The five time World Tag Team champions had no problem with these two and Muss would use TROUBLE TIMES TWO on Encubus at the ten minute mark for the win. Winner: Troubleshooters (**). The arena's vidscreen came to life as it showed the Methodist Memorial hospital in downtown Indianapolis, Indiana! the scene faded into Retribution's hospital room and he was resting comfortably after being scarred by the maniacal Tricks with some kind of corrosive on the last Wild Wednesday.
The plastic surgeon came into camera view with his face mostly already buried in Retribution's chart studying the comments of the early doctor. The doctor calmly stated;"Hello, my name is Plastic Surgeon H. Wink and I will be reconstructing your facial burns"
Retribution just woken up became confused and asked what the doctor's name was again. Doctor H. Wink became agitated and sighed. "My name is Plastic Surgeon H. Wink and I will be reconstructing your facial burns!" stated the doctor more agitated this time.
The plastic surgeon began to lower the clip board from his face and Retribution noticed quickly who the doctor was! Retribution let out a "Son of a..." before screaming in agony as his face began smoldering!
The doctor pressed the intercom button on Retribution's bed and stated;" This is Doctor Hood Wink and I need a nurse to come in room because the patient is needing attention stat!" The demented clown begins to giggle and then begins to laugh hysterically! Then the clown looks directly into the vidcam and smiles menacingly before mumbling..."Welcome to the Circus of Fear!"Monolith versus PaybackThese two are getting a fantastic rivalry between them as there matches could either way recently! Unfortunately, after only about six minutes both combatants ended outside the ring brawling and was counted out by the referee! Winner: Draw (***). America's Most Wanted versus Jungle Warriors:These two teams battled for almost ten minutes and neither gaining the upperhand! However, Valour stormed the ring and nailed American Guy with a steel chair causing the Jungle Warriors to be disqualified! The Animen were more than happy to go back to backstage area as they let Valour handle his former partners alone! A minute or two later, Valour would be brought down by a chop block from US Male and then the two members took their turn with the steel chairs! After America's most Wanted were done, Valour was flat on his face covered in blood and to add insult to injury the former Guardian/Outlaw Nation member was spat on by his former partners. Winner: AWM (by DQ) (**). Scion Nexus versus Master Race:The Titan put up a helluva fight! Scion even used THE APEX on Zygon but Thraxx would break up the count. After going way longer than anyone thought Scion Nexus could go by himself, the Eugenics members used POWER OF KROLL and got the win! What came next was sickening as they put Scion Nexus's arm in a steel chair and Thraxx leaped off the top turnbuckle onto Scion's pinned arm! Scion screamed in pain and the Master Race scattered after the fans roared in excitement when the Intercontinental champion Anivar and Tauran stormed the ring. Anivar comforted Scion Nexus as Tauran watched out for intruders. Winner: Master Race (***). [Fade to Black]*pancakes*
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 26, 2008 11:34:10 GMT -5
MOT: Welcome back to the GWFZ fans! Not only do we have several of the GWF's stars in the house but Commissioner Nexus has recently made an announcement that will make this telecast a groundbreaking event for the developmental league!KRAM: I agree on the groundbreaking announcement but to go so far as stating that we have "GWF Stars" in this telecast is a stretch...I mean, the GWF has sent Plethador ( the Indianapolis fans roar in approval for this lovable underdog), Gryt, and that painted up hussy...Strafe!MOT: Can you please behave for once!?!? Just a few hours ago fans, Commissioner Nexus announced that besides the already three signed matches, every pairing would be randomly drawn and the winner of the bout would get the opportunity of choosing their opponent at the GWFZ's first ever PaPer View...KRAM: SEPARATION ANXIETY! However Mot, you forgot to tell the unwashed masses that the two GWFZ championships are non-title bouts but the winner decided the type of match at next week's event!MOT: I was getting around to it before I was interrupted. The first match is about to start, so we take you to ringside fans!Ensor pummeled Gryt (2122): Ensor had a little bit of trouble with Gryt's power advantage but nothing to seriously warrant an upset! The Martian used his quickness to his advantage and made the CTA-102 native frustrated enough to get caught in the ERUPTION OF THARSIS for the duke. (**).
Assassin X leveled Plethador: The lovable amphibian was no match for the masked assassin and was easily tossed around like one of the "Frogzilla dolls" that line the concession stands! After only four minutes, Assassin X landed an Axe Bomber for the count. (* 1/2).
Morbid put down Sledgend: Morbid made a helluva comeback after Sledgend punished the hardcore cruiserweight with a Blind Side Splash and even a SHATTERING DEVASTATION! Surprisingly, Morbid managed to lift his shoulders off the mat and reversed the momentum of the contest to put his opponent down with the MORBIDLY CRUEL finisher! (* 1/2). MOT: It will be interesting to see which opponent's Ensor, Morbid, and Assassin X choose! Now remember fans, the matches on this telecast are random and a wrestler that wins an earlier match can choose someone later on the card (besides the GWFZ champs) even if that someone wrestles and wins his match. KRAM: That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of! Who honestly expected Gryt or Plethador to win? This is {censored} ridiculous...this fed is sounding more like TNA everyday! Let me guess, if the champions lose then they have to do a reverse ladder match to regain the championships?!? Wouldn't doubt the management...anyway, back to the squared circle...ladies and gentlemen, I once again present for your viewing pleasure- PAPARAZZI! Duplos won against Paparazzi (by DQ): This bout was a serious headache for the referee as not only had the Duplos brothers try to continuously switch places but Latasha ( Troyboy and Main Event's valet) stuck her nose into the bout too many times also! At the ten minute mark, Gemin used TWICE AS HARD on Main Event but Latasha would distract the referee while Troyboy smacked Gemin with a steel chair! However, the ref noticed and then questioned Troyboy about the chair before calling for the bell! (****).
The Legacy squeezed by Strong: These two combatants have a history that is becoming one of the best rivalries in the GWFZ! The GWFZ championship has changed hands between these two a couple of times in the past and the 'D' native seems to always come short against Dorado monk! This match would end the same as Strong began the match with his impressive power moves but Legacy would counter with his quickness and would use several INNER PEACE maneuvers to pull off the victory! (* 1/2).
Beer Money stunned The Galaxy's Greatest Tag Team: The upset of the card! The Moto Pyscho was a man on a mission as he used several wear down moves like the Sagitta Stomp, Machine Head, and even using the illegal Robotic Brass Knuckles to place Pride in one of the ring's corner turnbuckles...not to pass that up, Moto Pyscho smiled and actually CONNECTED his finisher of HELL'S ANGEL for the three count. Pride's partner, Overtime, became infuriated and left ringside screaming that Pride was nothing but another loser white boy. (**).MOT: To address your comments before the match... that reverse ladder match sounds kind of cool but not for the big leagues! Anyway moving on, Overtime did not look happy and fans we are sorry for the comments that the Titan had made and it does not reflect the views of this company...KRAM: Who cares about that?!?!? Moto Psycho and Irish Heat won the match coincidentally the match after we came up with their team name of Beer Money! Royalties please... MOT: ( Mot touches his left ear) Fans, we have just been informed of two matches already have been decided at the SEPARATION ANXIETY PaPer View! Duplos has once again chosen to face against Paparazzi but has petitioned Nexus for a Titan Death Match as well. The Commissioner has granted that request and it also has been announced that Overtime will face off against his partner-Pride!KRAM: About time Overtime saw the light and left that loser earthling! Interesting turn of events I have to say but cretins another match is about to start-so, good riddance!Ares knocked out Dark Star Creature: The Spartan tamed the beast from Plaxibus without breaking a sweat!After only a few minutes of dodging the Creature's attacks, Ares used a combination of STAND YOUR GROUND and the SPARTAN SPEAR to have the ref slap the mat three times. (* 1/2).
Moral Majority beat Hybernation Domination: There really isn't that much to report on this match as Cuddley Claw appeared to wear himself out after a swinging hurricanrana on Sabre! The diva looked stunned and simply covered the Koala for the three count. (DUD).
Hegemony made quick work of NarcotiK: This match was terrible! Only a handful of wrestling moves and Hegemony landed a knee to the back of the neck on NarcotiK and that is all she wrote. (DUD). KRAM: Man o' man...the unwashed masses must love that Hegemony bum! I wonder if he snuggles up to the Koala and gives the Animan fleas...MOT: You never stop do you? I swear you will be the death of me before it's all over! The GWFZ Championships will also be up for grabs at the Paper View and the winners of today's matches decides exactly what type of match will be taking place. Promises to be very intense and here are the GWFZ Tag Champions-The Headliners!Headliners blasted Malpractice: The team of Surgeon and Doctor Payne are going to have a hard time beating the Headliners at the Paper View if they look as bad as they did during this match! Darth Brooks used a Guitar Shot on Doctor Payne and tagged out to Grillz-who proceeded to use WHAT!?! for the easy win. (*).
Tournament Master lucked out against Harm: The earthling took it to the GWFZ champ but his injured knee (see last episode of TNT for details) caused him problems against the champion. Totalis escaped from a HARM'S WAY finisher and a near pinfall school boy roll up to use FINAL ROUND for the duke! Tournament Master looked into the camera and pointed upwards stating that the match will be a "Tower of London" match! (*).MOT: Well Kram, I guess we have our third match officially declared with the GWFZ Champion facing off against Harm in a Tower of London match!KRAM: Speaking of TNA like matches earlier probably inspired Totalis...if you are not familiar with this match, it is a cosmic cage match with a door on the top of the cage with a ladder on top of it. The object of the match is to climb up to the cage ceiling, exit the cage, and then use the ladder to pull the title down...oooh...I get it! Good move Totalis! Harm is having difficulties with his injured knee and will be hesitant to climb the cage! Good job by the champion in his outsmarting the unwashed heathen!MOT: Actually, I have to say that was pretty smart of the champion! Finally fans, here is the main event...it has been brewing for several shows now between these two factions...(see the last three telecasts of the GWF and GWFZ for details) Rush & Strafe won against Nightmare Nikki & Pyre and Brymstone: What a main event! The Aethrans brought their 'A' game as the Brymstonian's really took it them! Rush, in his debut, in the GWFZ came back with a vengeance (no pun intended) and really laid into Symbiote and Leviathan with his high risk moves! The vampiric diva even got to sick her teeth into Strafe again as she used GOTHIC NIGHTMARE that nearly won it all. However after Strafe used a Strafe Shot on Symbiote, Nikki attempted to land a Fall from Heaven but missed the intended target and landed on Symbiote instead! This set up the Aethran diva to lock on TERMINAL HEIGHT for the victory! As the three Brymstonians scurried away, the Aethrans embraced and celebrated as TNT went off the air.(****). [ Fade to black]
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Post by Avarice on Aug 26, 2008 13:19:51 GMT -5
Excellent cards my friend...good read as always. Keep 'em coming.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2008 9:17:44 GMT -5
great show there Old Skewl, TK..whatever you are calling yourself lately... btw you forgot pancakes
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Aug 31, 2008 14:16:48 GMT -5
GWF HOUSE SHOW
Gary, Indiana
Card #569
BREAKING NEWS: Commissioner Massif announced that Tricks the Clown will be suspended until Retribution is able to return to the squared circle (about 6 cards)!
- She-Devil pinned Strafe with a cross body block (***1/2) ;
- Tauran upset Vidtek after a small package (DUD);
- Mother Superior retained the Women's title after Sultana was counted out (**);
- Swarm stung Nosfera with a Swarm Attack (1/2*);
- America's Most Wanted won against Divided We Fall after American Guy used a hip toss power bomb on Bloodline (***);
-Endgame easily pinned Kill Prey via. ROLLING FIGURE FOUR (*);
- Troubleshooters squeezed by Legion of Doom after The Bomb pinned Paralyze with the tag maneuver TROUBLE TIMES TWO (**);
-IN THE MAIN EVENT, Disaster retained World Championship after Valour was downed with a RAMPAGE (*).
*pancakes*
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