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Post by Avarice on Nov 29, 2008 13:12:28 GMT -5
Awesome PPV bubba. Loved the concept and the action was great as usual. Can't wait for Laborphoria.  |
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Dec 4, 2008 13:28:12 GMT -5
Card #593"I'll scratch your back..." With only a few days before LABORPHOBIA, the Global Wrestling Federation is still reeling from Iron Hand's debut as Commissioner and Havoc defecting to be one of the hired goons to enforce his will. The main question on everyone's minds is basically which talent will the no nonsense administrator approach next? The Houston, TX fans were hoping it would be revealed on this card; and after the pyrotechnics bellowed in the Astrodome, they awaited with abated breath! NITRO versus Scimitar:[/u] Ummm...what happened?!? The Cephei knife thrower brutalized the rookie and Nitro was absolutely no match for the 'enhancement' wrestler! Scimitar set the pace early as he opened the bout with a DDT and it went down hill from there for the Titan! After repeated Scimitar Chest chops and Machete Jabs, Scimitar covered Nitro for the easy duke. Winner: Scimitar (***). Mother Superior versus Sultana: As most of the diva matches, these two put on a fairly competitive contest with one not getting the upper hand for close to the eight minute mark. Unfortunately, Mother Superior would make the one mistake that would cost her in this match as Sultana moved out of her way during a turnbuckle charge! Sultana nailed her with Warrior Whiplash and came off the top rope with a flying body press to garner the pin fall. Winner: Sultana (**). Retribution versus The Betrayer:[/u] Oh my goodness... talk about snoozeville! How do these guys think write ups happen when the match only lasts for two freaking moves?!? After the bell sounded, The Betrayer attempted to use a Burning Hammer but Retribution countered with a vertical splash to have the referee slap the mat three times. Yawn! Winner: Retribution (DUD). The Astrodome's vidscreen came to life to reveal Iron Hand walking down the hallway in the backstage area until he arrived at the male's locker room. Vidtek was sitting on the bench and the Neptunian stood up before Iron hand motioned him to have a seat. "As you notice Vidtek, I have given you a non-titlematch against the World Heavyweight Champion and I suggest that you take advantage of this opportunity!" Iron Hand paused for a moment.
Vidtek cautiously replied;"Yes sir, I was totally surprised as my record in this company hasn't been that great with my back injury from earlier in my career. What do I owe you for this anyway?"
"Let's put it this way;"Iron Hand answered back;" I ensured that you not only have this non-titlematch but you will in fact win this bout! If you do your job, "And if things don't turn out like the way I want them to...lets just say I will be collecting something from you but don't be fooled-you are not even close to Martial Law material." Iron Hand chuckled and left the bewildered Vidtek to contemplate what just happened.**Woman's Championship Non-Titlematch**
STRAFE versus Shann Ra: The Aethran really took it to the former four time Woman's champion but Shann Ra held her own for the most part. On the hand, Strafe was too much for the Orion diva on this night and the Aethran used TERMINAL HEIGHT to cover the leopard printed challenger. Winner: Strafe (****). NOSFERA versus Tauran:[/u]Nosfera, a former two-time World Champion, has been in a dreadful slump and cannot seem to win any of his big matches. Many believe it's due to his manager being randomly absent from his matches but Nosfera is hoping the streak will end soon! Not soon enough as Tauran withstood a SPRING HEEL KICK and two THE DEMON'S BREATHS before countering a double axe-handle by Nosfera with a Equuleus Spinebuster and making the daemon tap out with a TAURAN VICTORY LOCK. Winner: Tauran (**). CIRCUS OF FEAR versus TITAN POWER: Of course, after the card had two great rolled matches...this has to come around and sock me in the proverbial testicles! The match began (and ended) with Tristan trying to get the jump on Amazing Mann with a super handspring elbow but the escape artist caught the high flying Titan with a guillotine choke! Mann tossed the Titan out of the ring onto the concrete floor and the previously injured Tristan couldn't get back into the ring to beat the count. After the referee called for the bell, Tristan's newest partner (Payback) helped the masked cruiserweight back to the locker room. Winner: Circus of Fear (1/2 *). The Astrodome's lights fade and pyrotechnics erupt as the vidscreen springs to life once again! As scenes flashed of an Aethran woman on the screen pulverizing both men and women in the squared circle, the sound system blared and this muscled female Aethran stood on the ramp down to the ring! She flexed, more fireworks erupted, and the vidscreen displayed this phrase...DESTINA OF AETHRA; COMING TO LABORPHOBIA!Havoc versus Wolf:[/u] These two are hated rivals; and with the Aethran traitor joining Martial Law on Card #587, let's just say...that didn't help matters! These two former World champions tore into one another for close to fifteen minutes before either one of them attempted to pin the other!The Savage One nearly locked on the feared SAVAGE FACE CLAW but his hand couldn't get a grip on Havoc's forehead due to the crimson fluid seeping out of ripped open flesh! Havoc, on the other hand, couldn't get his opponent in position for his finisher neither and became openly frustrated at being unable to pin the Andromedan! At the nineteen minute mark, Havoc tossed Wolf into the ropes, bent down for a shoulder throw, but Wolf countered with a sunset flip that managed to keep Havoc's shoulders down for the three count! Havoc was furious, quickly leaped off the canvas, and used FALLEN DREAMS on Wolf before leaving ringside. Winner: Wolf (***). Jungle Warriors versus TROUBLESHOOTERS: The six time...six time...six time World Tag Team Champions looked a little wore out as the Jungle Warriors were running circles around the 'Shootas! If it wasn't for Phantasy's grabbing the referee's leg during a pin attempt, her proteges would have gone down in flames! Taking advantage of the second chance, Muss and Bomb quickly sprung into action and pummeled both members of Jungle Warriors before putting Panther Warrior in the TROUBLE TIMES TWO tag finisher! It was all over except for the technicality of the referee slapping the canvas three times! Winner: Troubleshooters (****). **World Championship Non-Titlematch**
Endgame versus Vidtek:[/u] Jimminy Crickets! The World Champion was polishing the arena floor with Vidtek and it was clear that the challenger was no match for Endgame! Vidtek took a beating for almost nine minutes before the champ went for the ROLLING FIGURE FOUR! When he started the roll, the champion was surprised when Havoc (who came to ringside through the crowd) cold-cocked him with a steel chair! The referee called for the bell but the vidscreen illuminated the arena with Iron hand stating that this match would continue as a Titan Death Match! After the screen went dark, the referee restarted the match and Vidtek took advantage of his new found hope and used a Torture rack on the unconscious Endgame! The crowd roared as Wolf ran down to ringside and chased Havoc away but the damage had been done as Vidtek continued to assault the champion! Only moments later, the Neptunian used BIG TIME to garner a mark in the win column. As the broadcast was going off the air, the camera focused on Vidtek and it seemed like he was contemplating on exactly what the win would cost him. Winner: Vidtek (**). [Fade to Black]
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Post by neilybob on Dec 4, 2008 13:42:03 GMT -5
Nice intro for Destina bro.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2008 13:43:53 GMT -5
wow...Nitro gets pummeled by Scimitar, the Sultan of Suck? Nice to see Vidtek get a win against Endgame, but at what cost indeed. Laborphobia is next! YES!
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Post by holland227 on Dec 4, 2008 13:49:47 GMT -5
Solid action!!!
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Post by Avarice on Dec 8, 2008 17:46:35 GMT -5
Great card, bubba. Interesting to see what happens with Vidtek if it's not a ML spot. Ironically on my last card, Wolf defeated Havoc as well, only he took Havoc's Galactic title! Man, Nitro getting punked out by Scimitar...yikes. Can't wait to see Laborphoria and the debut of Destina...ok, maybe just Laborphoria. |
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Dec 9, 2008 21:29:15 GMT -5
The show starts off with what appears to be Hegemony and a Brown Starfish dressed in burgundy leisure suits that even back in the 70's would be pushing the bounds of fashion. These two were walking into the women's locker room making motion like they were having a epileptic seizure and stopped in the middle of the room.
"Do you know what Stary? I told you Stary that this is a steamy hot pad that the most gorgeous swinging chicks in this popular hanging out place in the federation."
"Of course, Hegey...they pretended not to notice our bulges!" The Brown Starfish and Hegemony both nonchalantly lift up what obviously is a pair of socks stuffed in their underwear.Once again, they prance around like they had a epileptic fit.
"You psych me out Stary" Hegemony added.
"Well, get off my back!" Exclaimed Brown Starfish.
Hegemony looks directly in the camera "That was a joke! Now, I will show you how to speak to the foxes..."
Starfish added "Let's rub it out Hegey. Look, there is a big fox over there (points to Rotunda who just came around the corner wearing nothing but a towel around her) and she looks like she can use some deep water loving." The two try to look cool as they stroll over to the big boned diva.
Hegemony waits until Rotunda turns around to speak. "Are you a 20?" Rotunda looked confused and just replied, "Excuse me? Do you know where you're at?"
"Don't worry chicks it's easy to score with us because we're hard up." Starfish included.
"That's right but let me introduce you to us. My name is Hegemony and this is a newcomer called Brown Starfish. And we have teamed up in the 'Z' because the fed is such a swinging place to find hot chicks!"
"Yes, I purchased these swinging suits when I came. Besides unlike my swinging partner here, all the pages of my 'Z' calender of foxes have for some reason have stuck together after only one night of deep sea loving." Starfish pondered.
"This is the women's locker room,"Rotunda interrupted;"you know-only for women!" Hegemony added,"No way! Look at yourself with your boobies all hard, enjoying yourself with this hot place."
"This is a smoking hang out. Don't mention it!" stated Starfish.
"If I get you a match with CTA Muscle, will you leave me alone?" Rotunda pleaded. Both Hegemony and Brown Starfish looked at one another while stating..."A Match? With the champions?" and once again started dancing like the are "special".
"Now, we will come here all the time." Hegemony stated. The Starfish added, "Why wait? I have ached for weeks. Will you give us what ya call a "Fat Chick Thrilla" now?"
"Ummm...no. I am sorry but you need to leave now before I call security." chimed Rotunda.
"Hey fox, we know your type. It's OK because we admire the junk in your trunk! Don't get mad chick because I have stuck pages that looked better than you.But, since CTA Muscle will meet us later, maybe we should depart now...because we are(Starfish chimes in too) Two Wylde and Krazy Dudes!"MOT:[/u] Welcome to Thursday Night Takedown; and wrestling fans, we have a fantastic card lined up for you this evening!KRAM: Ah man, that opening segment was tight! Not as tight as the towel around her body. I was thanking the wardrobe department for giving her a XXXL beach towel instead of the large towels they usually have in the locker rooms.MOT: Anyway, getting back to the point I was making-we have the first round of the "O Zone" Championship Tournament. As well as Overtime defending the title he won at SOLITARY CONFINEMENT against the former champion-Tournament Master. The action is about to start at ringside, let's goto the squared circle!PYRE & BRYMSTONE won against Duplos: A fairly one sided bout with Symbiote using the illegal maneuver Entry Wound on Gemello and tossed the Prado native out of the ring out to the arena floor. Leviathan used a Serpent Spinebuster on Gemello onto the concrete floor and this would cause the Duplos member to be counted out. (1/2 *).
TORN trapped POUCH: This match started over fairly even with both combatants trading blows! The Andromedan attempted a prehensile clothesline but Torn countered with a school boy roll up and then followed up with a CROSSFIRE CLONE that allowed the vermin to be given the three count. (* 1/2).
ZDF lucked out against BEER MONEY: The contest was ironically dominated by Beer Money with the former GWFZ Tag Champs doing what they do best and cutting the ring in half against Pride. Irish Heat was pounding the earthling easily, he used a DROPPING HEAT and tagged out to Motor Psycho. that's where the match went south for Beer Money, the over sized wrestler signaled and went for his finisher but missed HELL'S ANGEL! All Pride had to do is lay down, hook the leg, and he garnered the pinfall! (**).
O Zone Championship Tournament Match First Round:
Xiongmao muscled passed Ares: The bout started off with a side slam attempt by Ares but the Panda countered with a Japanda Splash that sent the Spartan reeling! After another quick pin attempt after a Exterminator Suplex, Xiongmao moved onto the second round of the tournament with a jaw dropping PANDAMONIUM! (*).KRAM:That fuzzball really put a hurt on the Spartan and the only way he ever gets a win is to use an illegal maneuver! Quick Mot, check my hair for residue flea powder.MOT: Anyhow fans, as reported on SOLITARY CONFINEMENT, the final two rounds of the O Zone Championship will be held on the GWF's annual PaPer View...LABORPHOBIA! Congratulations to the Andromedan making the second round...KRAM: Blah...Blah...Blah...we all know that a fan favorite will win the strap after Overtime captured the Z Championship! That way it gives the unwashed masses something to cheer for! Anyway, get the camera down to ringside because I am sick of hearing about the panda.Bearly Legal defeated L.A.X.: Skrit controlled the bout against Bearly Legal but the momentum switched to Cuddley Claw after Skrit missed the FLYING SQUIRREL! The Koala scampered to take advantage of the LAX member's mishap and after a KOALA BOMB/KOALA CLAW combination achieved the duke. (1/2 *).
O Zone Championship Tournament Match First Round:
UMAGAPOTAMUS manhandled Legacy: The Dorado native put up very little resistance in this bout as Umagapotamus pulverized him! After only three minutes, the Andromedan used a Super Samoan Drop for the pin. (** 1/2).
HEADLINERS squeezed by MalPractice: The diabolical duo of The Surgeon and Doctor Payne managed to inflict a serious amount of punishment on Grillz and even Payne using the KO TEMPLE CLAW but couldn't garner the pin! After Payne missed a flying clothesline, Grillz managed to tag Darth Brooks to perform IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES for the comeback victory! (**).
O Zone Championship Tournament Match First Round:
STRONG overpowered NarcotiK: There was no doubt the 'D' native was going to the winner of this match as every aspect of this bout was controlled by Strong! Whenever NarcotiK would attempt a maneuver, Strong would counter and put the Maxxus native back on the mat! After only five minutes, Strong used his namesake finisher STRONG for the easy win. (**). MOT: What a performance by Strong fans! How far off will it be to predict that the first ever GWFZ Champion winning the O Zone Championship Tournament!?!KRAM:[/u] Wow...Strong will face off against the final match up coming in a few short moments and then the winner of Xiongmao/Umagapotamus contest? Well duh, let's just hand the championship to him now..MOT: You know as well as I do that no championship is ever handed to anyone and everyone must earn their shot in the spotlights! The final four could be a real barn burner and whoever wins the tournament has earned the right to be the O Zone champion! KRAM: Whatever Mot...as LABORPHOBIA is only three days away, the final matches from this flea infested, and over rated federation is up now...XTREME CONSEQUENCES spanked Moral Majority: With Varsity still a little soar from the main event at the last PaPer View, Sabre was literally manhandled by Morbid and Rush! The Aethran cruiserweight missed a WHAT A RUSH finisher earlier in the bout but would land the finisher after Morbid used Snap Uranage to put the diva down for the count (**).
O Zone Championship Tournament Match First Round:
Assassin X ko'd Sledgend: This bout was pretty much all Assassin X except for a failed school boy roll up by Sledgend and the Alaarain used two CONTRACT KILLINGS to move onto the second round to meet Strong! (* 1/2)
**GWFZ Tag Team Championship Titlematch**
CTA MUSCLE barely defeated WYLDE & CRAZY DUDES: The challengers actually put up a fight as Hegemony was the muscle behind the new team but the champions would prevail as Tanck would lock a TANCKED finishing maneuver on the Brown Starfish to end the new jiggalo tandem's hopes of hooking up with Rotunda or achieving Championship gold for at the moment. (****).**GWFZ Championship Title Rematch**
TOURNAMENT MASTER beat OVERTIME: The champion had his hands full with the former champ but held his own until the Tournament Master blasted him with a FINAL ROUND! As Tournament Master went for the pin, two unknown wrestlers entered the ring and assaulted Totalis causing him to win as a result of a disqualification rather than winning the title. The two assailants (later identified as Revelation and Stryker) and Overtime fled ringside talking smack to the former champ. Halfway back to the locker room, Overtime must've realized he would have to face Totalis at least one more time before this would be over (and probably at the next PaPer View). (* 1/2).[Fade to Black]
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2008 17:08:21 GMT -5
sweet card to set up for Laborphobia. Thought for sure Tournament Master would take the gold. I liked the Hegemony & Brown Starfish promo, however, its sad the CTA Muscle barely beat them lol. Would be cool to see Strong take on Umagapotamus again.
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Post by Avarice on Dec 11, 2008 17:59:46 GMT -5
Very cool, yet distrubing card bro. Starfish/Hegemony was...ick... Laborphoria looking good and I am predicting Strong to win it as well, plus TM beating OT for the belt. git git git. |
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Dec 15, 2008 13:54:18 GMT -5
Card#594"...Now pay up!" With only this card to broadcast before LABORPHOBIA, the atmosphere of the GWF has become extremely tense! Everyone is wondering when Iron Hand will reveal his next deputy since declaring Martial Law has been established in the federation! Also, what are Iron Hand's plans for Vidtek's 'debt' for the Neptunian's non-title victory against the current World champion-Endgame? The wrestling fans of Lawton, OK was hoping that these questions would be answered and more... [Pyrotechnics]Rotunda versus She-Devil: As expected, She-Devil had her way with the 'Big Boned' diva and used Rotunda's girth against the Cephei native. The Canis Major ended the bout after she used a savatte kick that sent Rotunda tumbling to the arena floor and the GSOE member couldn't get back into the ring before the ref counted her out. Winner: She-Devil (by count-out) (* 1/2). DEADLIEST versus PHANTASY: These two traded blows for almost ten minutes before Deadliest grew tired of the 'Blonde Bombshell' and refused to release a chokehold causing the ref to disqualify the Eugenics member. Winner: Phantasy (**). MAIN EVENT versus Plethador: Before the match started, the vidscreen interrupted the contest and set a precedent of sorts as Iron Hand stated that if Main Event wanted to wrestle in the GWF and the GWFZ than the rookie needs to step up his game! The commissioner then stated that if Main Event could not win this match-he would be released from the GWF and banished to the developmental fed until he seriously becomes somebody in the 'Z'. The Main Event immediately assaulted the fan favorite amphibian but couldn't get the pinfall even after using his finisher SIGN OF THE LINE! The frustrated rookie climbed to the turnbuckle and attempted a flying axe handle but Plethador countered with a SUCTION CLAW that somehow garnered the three count! The arena's security quickly came to the ringside area and escorted Main Event out of the arena! Winner: Plethador (1/2 *). Divided We Fall versus LEGION OF DOOM: This match was surprisingly a quick one as Bloodline used a spinning elbow to the face and a Shining Wizard to stun Paralyze for the duke! Winner: Divided We Fall. (DUD). The vidscreen came to life once again and Iron hand was shown sitting behind his desk. The Commissioner stated to the vidcam that the upcoming match between Patch and Anivar would become a number one contenders match for the Intercontinental championship! The winner would face against Swarm in two days for the IC strap at the upcoming PaPer View. In addition, he stated that he granted Vidtek a World Non-titlematch against Endgame and he has come up with a way to pay the debt. "I scratched your back Vidtek...now pay up!" At LABORPHOBIA, the Neptunian will face off against Wolf at the Savage One's own game...the Torture Chamber!Disaster versus Monolith: This match had a lot of potential as these two combatants have epic battles but this match wouldn't be even close to epic! Monolith would land a shoulder breaker and then a Monolith Torture Rack maneuver before the 'Aethran Wrecking Machine' submitted! Winner: Monolith (1/2 *). Master Race versus Resistance: This bout was easily the best on the card! The Krolls and the newly formed Resistance duo were on top of their games! After Zygon landed a knee breaker, he tossed Kill Prey into the turnbuckle and used a TRI-CLAW for the hard fought victory! Winner: Master Race (****). #1 Contenders Match:
Anivar versus PATCH:[/u] This match belonged entirely to Patch as the Outlaw Nation member used a Bum Rush Clothesline at the opening bell to set the pace of the match! After a Walk the Walk maneuver, the Aldebaran native used the COMPLETE PATCH WORK finisher to earn the right to face Swarm for the Intercontinental title at the PaPer View. Winner: Patch (*). World Tag Team Championship Non-Titlematch:
America's Most Wanted(c) versus CTA MUSCLE: These two will meet on card #600 to unite the GWF and GWFZ Tag Team Championships (assuming they both still have possession) and both are looking forward to that day. However, first things first...their first meeting was controlled by the CTA-102 team as they double teamed both Outlaw Nation members and used their muscle to put the hurt on the earthlings. At the eleven minute mark, Gryt tagged to Tanck and the two performed the team maneuver of Double Agony on American Guy for the win. Winner: CTA Muscle (**). Intercontinental Non-Titlematch
Sly Drury versus SWARM(c):[/u] The Andromedan has been on a serious win streak and is ranked the highest in the rankings that he has ever been during his career. Sly Drury would not hinder this and was just simply pummeled pillar to post for over nine minutes before getting caught in a VENOMOUS STINGER to end the bout. Winner: Swarm (** 1/2). [Fade to Black]
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