This year's Laborphobia erupted as the pyrotechnics exploded above the Oklahoma City, OK arena as wrestling fans were nearly rabid as the most anticipated GWF Pay Per Views in a long time was about to begin!
The events of the past few telecasts played on the vidscreen…Iron Hand becoming the governing body of the Global Wrestling Federation and immediately declaring martial law in the federation! The first member of Iron Hand’s deputies being deputized as Havoc used FALLEN DREAMS to leave Eugenics (not to mention Monolith lying unconscious in the middle of the ring) and everyone began wondering when the next member would be revealed! The Divided We Fall team became #1 contenders for the World Tag Team Championships after dominating the Jungle Warriors and have the opportunity to become two time champions when they face the much maligned America’s Most Wanted! The GWFZ developmental fed is in full swing as new talent has slowly began to trickle with the newest arrivals being the enforcers for the new ‘Z’ Champion-Overtime! Plus, a new singles championship (the O Zone championship) tournament has been in full swing and will be concluded on this PaPer View.
Without further adieu, HeadBashers Incorporated presents Laborphobia 2008…The newcomers of Revelation and Stryker has aligned themselves with Overtime and have made a lot of enemies in the 'Z' with their constant bragging and boasting of their supposed talent! The newcomers weren't looking so talented as their backside were handed to them during most of the bout! Pride controlled the latter part of the contest but threw Revelation into the ropes after a ground shuddering PRIDE & PREJUDICE but the Titan came off the ropes with a sunset flip that surprisingly garnered the pin! However the action wasn't over, as Stryker came charging into the ring and blasted Ensor with a steel chair knocking the Martian out cold! Then both members of The Untouchables performed a brutal deathjump onto the stunned Pride! Finally several officials scramble to the squared circle and breaks up the carnage but fans wonder exactly what damage was already done to the ZDF members. Winners: The Untouchables. (****).
***O Zone Championship Tournament Match***
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UMAGAPOTAMUS versus Xiongmao**
In the previous round, Xiongmao countered a side slam from Ares with a PANDAMONIUM to move on to the next round and Umagapotamus simply beat the snot out of The Legacy before pinning the Dorado native with a Super Samoan Drop! In this bout, The Hippo Savage used a Hippo Butt and tossed the panda to the ringside floor! After a small scuffle on the apron, Xiongmao used an uncharacteristic spring board Japanda Splash to put Umagapotamus reeling on his heels! After Xiongmao used a PANDAMONIUM and a GIANT PAW CLAW combination, the panda covered the Samoan hippo for the duke. Winner: Xiongmao. (*)
This match seemed to be all Resistance as Kill Prey had Amazing Mann exactly where he wanted him and had the contortionist softened up for the AMBUSH but Tricks came into to save his partner with a running clothesline! The Amazing Mann tagged out to the maniacal clown and he used a AX MURDERER on the Orion native to score the three count! Winner: Circus of Fear (****).
***O Zone Championship Tournament Match***
**Assassin X versus STRONG** The Alaarian simply dominated the 'D' native as Strong seemed like he couldn't get things going for some reason. After only a few minutes, Assassin X used CONTRACT KILLING for the duke to meet Xiongmao in the finals! Winner: Assassin X (***).
This match never really got started as Tanck tossed Rush out of the squared circle and the Aethran cruiser weight took exception to that as he blasted Gryt with a steel chair on the outside of the ring and then crawled back into the ring only to put the chair to Tanck also! the referee had no choice but to end the bout. Winner: CTA Muscle. (DUD).
The arena's vidscreen sprang to life as the roving vidcam broadcasted the duo of Kill Prey and Valour arguing about their loss to the Circus of Fear and their recent lack of success. Suddenly they stopped and looked at something or someone behind the vidcam's view. "What do you want?" asked Valour. Kill Prey put his hand over the vidcam and pushed the camera out of the locker room before slamming the door. ****O Zone Championship Tournament Finals****
***Cosmic Cage Match***
**Assassin X versus Xiongmao**
The tournament finals was all one sided as Xiongmao pulverized Assassin X and slammed the masked man into the cage wall numerous times! As Assassin X's mask became soaked in crimson, the Andromedan used a Panda Bear Hug and a GIANT PAW CLAW to become the first ever GWFZ O Zone champion! Winner: Xiongmao (*).
This bout went back and forth for nearly twelve minutes with Tournament Master having difficulties with the the Titan's quickness. After Overtime ducked a flying clothesline from Tournament Master, the Titan used a Rocket Spear and then locked on THE CLINCHER for the former champion to tap out. Winner: Overtime. (***).
'The Blonde Bombshell' slapped around the Canis Major diva pretty soundly as Phantasy used her strength advantage to control the bout. Phantasy followed up a dropkick with a Phantasy Fallaway Slam and scored the easy pinfall. Winner: Phantasy (*).
**The Betrayer versus NITRO** The newest Titan in the GWF has had issues with the fact that he hasn't found much success and even lost to Scimitar on the last episode of Wild Wednesday (Card #593)! Iron Hand has been on a tear with releasing non-performers in the last few weeks and stated that if Nitro lost this match then he would suffer the same fate as The Main Event! With his quickness advantage, Nitro ran circles around the Betrayer and used a flying shoulder block to set up BAD VIBRATIONS to continue his career in the GWF. Winner: Nitro (1/2 *).
**Monolith versus Sly Drury**
Another quick bout as the Big Man brutalized the Outlaw Nation patriarch! Monolith would put Sly Drury's shoulders down at the four minute mark with a Crashing Stampede and THE END OF ALL THINGS maneuver. Winner: Monolith ( 1/2).
The arena lights went out, creepy Halloween music blared from the arena speakers, and several spotlights focused on huge air filled plastic pumpkins and prop skeletons hanging from the arena's ceiling! The vidscreen came to life once again and flashed the phrase..."HALLOWEEN HORROR 2008; Coming to Seattle, WA"***Torture Chamber Match***
**Vidtek versus Wolf**
This match was signed by Iron Hand after he ensured Vidtek defeated the World Champion Endgame in a non-titlematch as kind of a payment of sorts for Vidtek's favor. The Neptunian was the first inside of the torture chamber and the Savage One began the walk to ringside. Out of no where, Kill Prey and Valour bum rushed the Andromedan and literally beat him to the point of unable to walk to the ringside area. After a few moments, Vidtek climbed out of the cage and 'escorted' his opponent into the chamber! This was a sorry match as Vidtek manhandled Wolf and easily put away the Andromedan down with his finisher-BIG TIME. Winner: Vidtek (****).
Once again the match was one sided except for a quick slingshot shoulder block by Destina that garnered a failed pin attempt! However, Strafe showed the newest diva exactly why Strafe has been a dominant force in the Woman's division and pinned Destina with GROUND ZERO. Winner: ** 1/2).
***Intercontinental Championship Title Match***
PATCH versus SWARM(C)** This was a rough one for both combatants and they both were drained at the end of the bout. The Outlaw Nation's newest member ran out of steam before the Intercontinental champion did however and was caught in a hive diver maneuver to ruin his hopes of capturing the title. Winner: Swarm (****).
***World Tag Team Championship Title Match***
**America's Most Wanted (C) versus Divided We Fall**
Wow! The Outlaw Nation super group would go 0-3 after this surprisingly quick match after Bloodline used a Galaxy mover on US Male before landing a breath taking COSMIC BIG BANG for the challengers to become 2 X World Tag Champs! Winner: Divided We Fall (1/2 *).
***World Heavyweight Championship Title Match***
**Endgame (C) versus Havoc**
This match deserved to be the main event at this PaPer View as the fans were definitely given their money worth! The champion used an ULTIMA LEAP that nearly pinned the challenger but Havoc fought back with a Gothic Spike Piledriver that nearly made him champ! After twenty minutes passed, havoc became World champion a second time after he blasted the Corvus native with FALLEN DREAMS after he countered a turnbuckle charge! Iron hand came out to the ramp to ringside and announced that a new team has been added to his deputies...Kill Prey and Valour will no longer be known as Resistance but Martial Law and their purpose in his group would be to keep the World Championship around Havoc's waist. Winner: Havoc (****).
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