GWFZ presents...March Madness.

[Alexander Ubel]

Hell Yeah! Great bracket. Some really good matches here. I'm going to put my money on The messenger of course to take this bracket. Haven't decided on an overall winner just yet.

Looking forward to the next bracket of the tournament.

[Justin Case]

GWFZ MARCH MADNESS!

LIVE FROM THE ANDROMEDA NEBULA PAVILION ON BETA ANDROMEDAE!

Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside.

Johnny: Welcome to the GWFZ's MARCH MADNESS!!! I'm Johnny Rocket along side Mot & Kram at ringside. We're about half way through the first rounds of this huge event. It's been an crazy and wild ride thus far, and now we're at THE ZOO! Here on Beta Andromedae, we turn loose the animals! Mot, you should feel right at home here! hahaha.

Mot: Are you implying that we look like these AniMen? Kram, I do believe Johnny is trying to be humorous?!

Kram: Hmmmm, curious. The old goat saying we look like AniMen? Talk about Baaaaaaad puns. We are not amused.

Johnny: Everyone's a critic. Anyways, who do you like in this bracket gentlemen?

Kram: You know what, you always ask us who we like, but so far, it really doesn't matter who you like, or don't like. Anyone you pick seems to fail!

Johnny: Oh come on now, don't be like that! Where is your journalistic integrity Kram? Try being a professional for once!

Kram: I beg your pardon? I'll have you know I'm very professional. Fine, you want my pick again, I'll give you a pick! Saint Bernard. He's as divine as he is accomplished. He will glide his way through this tournament and then everyone in the GWFZ will have to take notice that he is in fact, the "DIVINE CANINE!!!".

Mot: Wow, how much did Saint Bernard pay you to say that Kram? What are you, his newest convert?

Kram: Hey, at least he speaks the truth. Unlike your pick!

Mot: How do you know who I'm picking? I didn't tell you.

Kram: I just know who you'll pick, you're so predictable!

Mot: Alright, who am I gonna pick then?

Kram: Easy, John Cebra! You're such a sheep. A follower. You'll do and say anything just like the rest of these morons here on Andromeda will.

Mot: Ok, fine. Yes, I was going to go with John Cebra. He's young, charismatic, and can wrestle! But one I bet you didn't think I'd say is Cuddley Claw! There's a real sleeper in this bracket!

Johnny: Speaking of baaaaaaaad puns! Geesh. Cuddley Claw is a real sleeper, he might fall asleep in his match tonight! Or I might fall asleep just watching that little fuzzball! He's boring! He's uninteresting. I don't know why these people cheer for him and love him so much. It's an enigma to me.

Mot: So who do you like in this bracket Johnny?

Johnny: You know, I really don't care about AniMen in particular. They are a menace to the galaxy! Always getting involved and sticking their noses, snouts, big hairy asses in everyone's business! They just can't seem to mind their own business. But there's one I do like, and that's Xiongmao. He's crazy, and he doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong. In fact, he's just an angry Panda that wants to hurt people!! That's entertainment people!

Mot: Really? Hurting people is entertaining? You humans are the most intriguing species ever created?! How is hurting people entertaining? That's not entertainment, that's destructive.

Kram: I don't mind a good eye poke every now and then, that's sort of fun!

Johnny: Let's not start a political debate here. We're running out of time here.

Brown Starfish's theme music hits, as he comes out sporting his new t-shirt: "I'm Down With The Brown...Because I'm Awesome!"

Starfish glides in the ring, full of self confidence as he grabs a mic.

"Finally, the GWFZ's biggest superstar has come home! And I know you all missed me! But I wish I could say the same! The more I look around this arena, the more I want to toss my cookies! (fans boo) Is this anyway to treat a Starfish? You'd better recognize that the Brown Starfish is going to beat John Cebra here tonight and then roll right on through the rest of the Zoo right to the Final Four! Why? Because "I'm Down With The Brown.......And I'm AWWWWWWESOME!"

John Cebra's theme music hits, as the crowd just pops a huge ovation for Cebra! He comes out fired up and hits the ring as Starfish makes a speedy exit. Cebra shows off for the fans as he tosses his cap and t-shirt to the audience and the bell sounds.

John Cebra vs. Brown Starfish.
Brown Starfish was schooled tonight. It didn't take long for Cebra to demolish the Starfish. He uses his ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT on Starfish to advance in the tournament!

Mr. Piggidy's theme music hits, bringing out the loud and obnoxious Pig. His motto "Snort Loud, Grunt Harder!" in big bold print on his T-shirt, he enters the ring. He grabs a mic.

"Hailing from Pig's Eye, weighing in at 242 lbs. of that other white meat! It's Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiister Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggidy! Piggidy! Now, that I have introduced myself, I came here to make a statement! To Grunt Harder than anyone will ever Grunt. To Snort Louder than anyone will ever Snort! And to challenge that little fuzzball Cuddley Claw to a specialty match. Let's make this a Castor Chain Match?! Whatta say, Claw?

Out comes "The Sleeper" Cuddley Claw as he shakes hands with the fans at ringside and rolls into the ring. He goes right up to Piggidy and looks up into his eyes! Claw takes the mic and says "Prepare to take a nap, bub!" The bell sounds.

Mr. Piggidy vs. Cuddley Claw.
Cuddley Claw was doing well during the match and almost had Piggidy beat, but then he fell asleep. That was the opportunity Piggidy needed as he used a spinning spinebuster slam to pin Claw and advance in the tournament.

Umagapotamus vs. Black Sheep.
Black Sheep tried to manipulate Umagapotamus into joining his Black Sheep Society, but Umagapotamus wasn't buying into it! Umagapotamus destroys Black Sheep after hitting a Samoan Super Fly!

Xiongmao vs. Shell Shocker.
A decent match that went back and forth between these two arch rivals! Xiongmao however put Shell Shocker on his shell with PANDAMONIUM!

Tusk vs. The Barnyard Brawler.
Surprisingly, the Barnyard Brawler held his own in this match. He gave Tusk a bigger fight than anticipated. Tusk however used his massive size to finally beat the Brawler. Tusk used a Hanging Trunk Slam to advance in the tournament.

Bookeroo vs. Dark Star Creature.
The non-AniMen Dark Star Creature gave a good fight tonight, but the heavily popular Bookeroo bounced back with a SCISSORS KICK to gain victory and advance in the tournament.

Mousawa vs. Jack Rabbid.
Great match. Jack Rabbid almost had Mousawa after hitting his Unlucky Rabbit's Foot, but Mousawa battled back in a nail biter and wins with his ALBINO FLOWSION to advance.

Saint Bernard vs. Plethador.
In a classic rivalry match, the GWF's favorite underdog comes back to the Z to do battle with "Divine Canine" Saint Bernard. Plethador was dehydrated during the match, until Saint Bernard gave him a Hardcore Baptism that seemed to give Plethador just what he needed to bounce back! But it didn't last long, as just when Plethador thought he had the match won, Saint Bernard hits his CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN out of nowhere and it was over. Saint Bernard advances in the tournament.

Johnny: Wild! That's how we can sum up The Zoo in one word. WILD!

Mot: How can you not like these guys Johnny? They are some of the most fun and inventive characters you will ever find in the cosmos!?

Johnny: Look, I have nothing against them in the ring. They are some of the best athletes around. But too many times, they get involved where they don't belong. And mostly in my business! That's when I don't like them!

Kram: I do believe the senile old goat is trying to say Mot, is AniMen are always causing havoc around here and Johnny's sick of them interfering in his business. Plus, they smell funny too!

Mot: You both are absolutely horrible! Perhaps if you weren't so underhanded at times Johnny, you wouldn't have the problems you do with them. They're only protecting what they feel is right!

Johnny: Underhanded? Me? I don't do anything that is against the law! Hey, don't make me get my good friend Justin Case out here! We'll set you straight!

Kram: Speaking of Justin Case, aren't we heading his direction next?

Johnny: That's right Kram! We're going to be blasting off of Beta Andromedae to Polaris, home of Justin Case, for his Wild Card Bracket! Somehow, Mr. Case has convinced Stellar Nexus to let him pick the combatants for that bracket, and I think he did a great job if you ask me!

Mot: Definitely some interesting match ups! I can't wait to be there!

Kram: Me either! Totalis the Tournament Master is gonna be there. And I said earlier this week, he was gonna be the guy to win the whole thing!!!

Johnny: That remains to be seen Kram! We're heading out and on our way to Polaris! Thanks for tuning in here at the Zoo, we'll see you at the Wild Card! For Mot & Kram, I'm Johnny Rocket signing off. Goodnight everyone!!!

[WTIC]

This tourney is just ramping up the excitement! Eurhythmics, yay! The fans want more, more, MORE!

[vx]

This is too great. I'm hoping for a John Cebra vs Mr Piggidy match!

[Alexander Ubel]

Damn I was pulling for Black Sheep in this one. Too bad. Now it looks like I'll have to back Tusk to win The Zoo bracket.

[Justin Case]

GWFZ MARCH MADNESS!

LIVE FROM THE MILKY WAY CATHEDRAL ON POLARIS!

Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside.

Johnny: We're back for the last round 1 action on Polaris for the Wild Card Bracket! I'm Johnny Rocket along with Mot & Kram at ringside. This is probably the most interesting and star studded bracket of the event, as Mr. Justin Case has hand picked the entrants for this tournament! Some big names have a shot at glory here tonight! Mot & Kram, it's gonna be hard to pick a definite winner here tonight. Who do you think is gonna come out on top in this one?

Mot: Johnny, after doing some extensive studies I've narrowed it down to two to reach the finals here! I pick Varsity and Nemean to put on a wrestling clinic. Varsity has all the tools of a great mat wrestler and very technically sound inside the squared circle. And Nemean has made his name in All Centra Entertainment as one of the youngest Ravagers ever to capture gold in their respective dimension! Having said that, these two will excite and ignite the crowd here tonight!

Kram: speaking of Star Studded, how about this stud, by the name of Totalis, the Tournament Master? I've said it from the beginning, this guy has it all. He excels at Tournaments and high profile matches! He's no stranger to these situations. He's been one the highest recruited athletes in the galaxy, having been called by the aCe and the P.O.W. to compete. He makes his return to the Z by the request of Justin Case to showcase his talents one more time. I believe he is going to get it done and show all the Polaris fans here just why he is called THE TOURNAMENT MASTER!

Johnny: Some very sound picks my friends. But don't forget my Rocketmen! Tiberius Cota, Magnifico and Pariah are all involved in this bracket and all of them have been on an extensive work out regiment to prepare for this tournament! I'm going out on a limb to say one of these gentlemen is going all the way in this one!

Kram: You would just pick you're own guys Johnny! Considering none of them have proven themselves as "champions" at anytime here in the Z, just how on Pluto do you think they're gonna out wrestle the competition here tonight, when they haven't been able to do so the rest of year?

Johnny: Hey, you gotta show that you believe in your team and I know how hard these guys have been working as of late! Tiberius Cota told me this is where champions shine! He's a champion in his heart and mind and with that sort of self confidence, he can do it! And Magnifico is one of the sharpest, fine tuned athletes with all the ability. He has youth, speed and endurance to go the distance tonight! And Pariah, he may not be the most gifted athlete and he won't finesse you with a lot of wrestling holds, but he has that mental toughness and hard hitting style that will knock your teeth right down your throat! That sort of tenacity is hard to teach, you either have it or you don't!

Justin Case's theme music plays bringing out the crafty lawyer! He makes his way to the commentator's table and shakes hands with Johnny Rocket, Mot & Kram. He applies the headsets as he sits down.

Johnny: Welcome Mr. Case. So what do we owe this grand appearance?

JC: Ah, it's great to be home here on Polaris and witness perhaps the greatest line up of talent that money can buy! I wouldn't miss this for the all the planet's money combined!

Mot: Mr. Case, I just have to ask you one thing. Just how in the Rings of Neron did you get Stellar Nexus to agree to let you create this Wild Card bracket here tonight?

JC: Little man, when you have the influence I do in this business, you can get whatever you want! I simply stated the things that Mr. Nexus couldn't ignore. I mean, I know how to get some of the best in the business to come here and Mr. Nexus couldn't argue with me on that! Just look at the amount of great talent we have here. Nemean, Totalis, G.Q. Stratus, Tiberius Cota, Varsity, Narcotik, Parox. The list goes on and on.

Kram: Well, I have a question for ya! Since Johnny always wants to know who we pick for winning this thing, I want to know, who does Justin Case like in this tournament?

JC: Oooooh. That's an easy one. Is there any doubt in your mind who I will pick?

Kram: Is it Totalis?

JC: No, you silly twit! G.Q. Stratus! I have represented Mr. Stratus for over a year now and he has shown me that he is ready for the big leagues. He comes into this tournament a former Sudden Death Champion, the longest reigning Sudden Death Champion of all time! He's gonna come in and sweep the competition under the carpet and finally show the GWF and any other promotion out there that he is the next big thing in pro wrestling!

G.Q. Stratus' theme music plays bringing out the Dirtiest Alien In the Game! He struts his stuff down the aisle, bantering with the ringside fans, and then enters the ring in his fabulous robe!

Justin Case is giving him a standing ovation "Isn't he something?!"

Johnny: Wow, what a sight.

Mot: Yeah, he's something alright!

Kram: I wonder where I can get a robe like that?

the bell sounds as his opponent Clutch is already in the ring ready to go!

G.Q. Stratus vs. Clutch.
What a great opening match for the tournament! Back and forth these two went, very evenly matched! Clutch was getting the best of Stratus and it looked as if he was going to win with his GRINDING FACE LOCK, until the Galactic Horsemen: Troyboy, Darian Caelum & Thomas Keller stormed the ring and gave a tremendous beatdown! The referee DQ'd Stratus for the interference. Torrent comes rushing out to make the save before any real damage could be done! Clutch gets to advance in the tournament.

Parox vs. Tyrro.
Decent match up that went down to the wire. Parox just couldn't keep Tyrro down and Tyrro comes back hitting his BROTTAS BOMB to get the win and advance!

Narcotik vs. Magnifico.
In a classic rivalry match, it was full speed for both of these two. Narcotik was in control until Justin Case trips him up on the top turnbuckle, causing him to tumble down hard to the mat. Magnifico then hits his SLAVE DRIVER to get the win and advance.

Varsity vs. Harm.
Awesome match that had a great display of technical wrestling. Harm however showed that he still has what it takes to make in impact! He locked in HARM'S WAY and gets the win to advance.

Nemean vs. Pariah.
Another solid match that went back and forth. Nemean had control early on in the match, but Pariah showed his toughness coming back and using ANARCHY IN THE GWFZ to get a big win.

Tiberius Cota vs. Motor Psycho.
Tiberius Cota didn't waste too much time with Motor Psycho. He used his Champion Super Drop to put down the colossal cyborg and advance in the tournament.

Dread Pirate vs. Hegemony w/ Honey Bunny.
What a great match. Dread Pirate was clearly the winner in this match, but he let himself be distracted by Honey Bunny, trying to whooo her with his charm. Hegemony sneaks up from behind and rolls him up with a small package to get the win! After the match, Hegemony jumped around like he just won the whole tournament!

Totalis the Tournament Master vs. Torrent.
Totalis made short work of the rookie as he used FINAL ROUND to win the match and advance in the tournament much to the delight of Kram!

Johnny: I must say that had to be one of the most exciting brackets we've had yet! Mr. Case, I applaud you for putting this one together! Great work!

JC: Thank You, thank you! I knew it would be a good one, and it will continue to only get better through the next rounds!

Mot: Phewy! Both Varsity and Nemean ousted early! I can't believe it!

Kram: I can, you suck at picking winners Mot. After all, you have no experience in winning, since you're a loser! Hahaha.

Mot: Why you...(reaches over to choke Kram, Johnny restrains him from doing so).

Johnny: Now Mot, don't let him get to you! You can't win them all. But if you didn't notice, my Rocket Men all won, so I guess that means you can hahaha. And JC, sorry that Stratus lost the way he did! He seemed to be one of the odds on favorites here tonight.

JC: Rest assured, I will be looking at getting that referee fired! He clearly has no clue at what he's doing. Did you not even see that Clutch clearly provoked the Galactic Horsemen into coming into the ring to fight! Clutch should have been DQ'd for starting it! Mr. Nexus, you'll be hearing from me about this! Mark my words!

Johnny: Ok, well, that's all for tonight! We'll be blasting off Polaris and heading back to Deimos, Mars for Round 2 action! If you thought Round 1 was exciting, you haven't seen nothing yet folks!

For Justin Case, Mot & Kram. I'm Johnny Rocket signing off. We'll see you back on Mars for MARCH MADNESS! Good night Everyone!

[Justin Case]

GWFZ MARCH MADNESS!

MILKY WAY BRACKET
LIVE FROM THE DEIMOS INTERGALACTIC ARENA ON MARS!

Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside.

Johnny: We're back on Mars! It's Round 2 of the Milky Way Bracket of March Madness! I'm Johnny Rocket along with Mot & Kram at ringside. Fellas, it's gonna be another hard hitting round and it's gonna be hard to predict who's going to advance in this round!

Mot: I agree with you on that Johnny. It has been tough to predict what's going to happen here. But one thing Kram nor I could have predicted is the sort of darker side of the Venusian Guard that we've witnessed this week!

Kram: We sat down with both Shukra & Apollo for some post match interviews and what they had to say may shock you!

(holovid footage runs as we see Mot & Kram conducting an candid interview with Shukra & Apollo in their locker room).

Mot: First, thank you both for sitting down with us after your grueling matches! Now, Shukra, you shocked the Mars crowd with a big win over fan favorite Ares tonight! I think most are shocked at the aggression you took at achieving that!

Shukra: You have to be aggressive to be successful. Not taking anything away from Ares, he's a great competitor. But it's time for the new blood of the GWFZ to progress. Ares had his shot at glory, now he needs to step aside and let people like Apollo and myself move up to be the next champion here at in the GWFZ!

Kram: Apollo, you took some drastic measures in your match with home town favorite, Ensor. You almost appeared to have snapped. Becoming unhinged if you will. That's a side we haven't seen out of you before. You're usually calm and quiet. But in your victory over Ensor, you seemed very wild and with an almost psychotic look in your eyes!

Apollo: It's the fire inside the burns. That fiery spirit that exists in all of the Venusian Warriors. Many don't know of it and try to keep it bottled inside. To control that inner rage. But I don't want to control it! I want to harness it, use it, improve it! And it doesn't matter who I use it against. Ensor was just an innocent bystander of my intense spirit!

Mot: Apollo, you will face off against a friend and team mate of the Phenomenal Swift in the next round. Are you going to do the same thing to Swift as you did to Ensor?

Apollo: If I get the chance to do what I do to win the match, you better believe I will kick the head right off of Swift to advance. Friend of foe, no one will stand in my way. No one will stand in the way of my legacy!

Kram: Shukra, if you and Apollo again win your next matches, you two will be facing each other in the Sweet Sixteen bracket! After hearing what Apollo just said, what do you have to say about that?

Shukra: I understand exactly what Apollo says. I, like him, have a destiny to fulfill. If that means, Powerbombing Apollo through the mat to obtain that, then that's exactly what I'll do. If that means, Apollo has to punt me in the head, perhaps ending my career to achieve his legacy, then so be it! But make no mistake about it, the Venusian Guard will represent our planet with honor and that fiery warrior spirit we're known for! It doesn't matter who we beat up to do it. We're here to WIN!

Mot: Thank you gentlemen! That's all for our segment tonight, Kram.

Kram: Whew, let's get out of here before Apollo wants to practice MERCILESS on one of us!

(back live at ringside with Johnny & Mot & Kram)

Johnny: Wow, great segment Mot & Kram! I'm really surprised at the tone the Venusian Guard is setting. It's like their true warrior mentality is coming out and they don't seem to care who they beat up! I love it!

Kram: I do too. I can honestly say, I had a little bit of fear sitting there, as it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for!

Mot: You could cut the tension with a knife there. These two really want to show not just the locker room, but the entire universe that these two mean business and they'll do what they have to get it done!

Johnny: Let's get to the ring for our first match of Round 2!!!

Pride vs. Grillz.
Awesome match up. Grillz came out just lighting up the fans with his in ring antics! But Pride was all business once again tonight! He leveled Grillz with a PATRIOT MISSILE and gets the win to advance to the Sweet Sixteen bracket!

The Surgeon vs. Darth Pelvis.
One half of the Headliners duo came out with his own entertaining antics, but the Surgeon found ways of slowing him down. By using Lethal Injection countless times throughout the match, it was enough to wear down Darth Pelvis so the Surgeon could use FINAL CUT to get the win and advance to the Sweet Sixteen bracket!

TroyBoy w/ Justin Case vs. Shukra w/ Apollo.
TroyBoy tried to upstage Shukra, but the Venusian Warrior was in no mood! Shukra just destroyed TroyBoy through out the match. The Galactic Horsemen had seen enough as they interfered in the match, causing a DQ! Apollo and Shukra fought off the attack and then knocked Second Coming out of the ring! Then Shukra and Apollo set up TroyBoy for JEWEL OF THE SKY and send him down hard! what a statement made again by the Venusian Guard!

Apollo w/ Shukra vs. The Phenomenal Swift w/ Professor Sudden.
Outstanding match! Apollo was on his way to victory, standing in the corner. He had that crazed look in his eyes once again. This time he seemed torn as if he should do it or not! Professor Sudden screaming at him "don't do it!!! Don't you do it!!!" Apollo seemed not to listen, as he runs to deliver MERCILESS, but missed it! Phenomenal Swift fights back and uses MIND ERASER to get the win and advance to the Sweet Sixteen!

Johnny: What great action we've had in this bracket! It's just getting wilder and wilder! So far, we already have our four lined up for the Sweet Sixteen Bracket! Pride vs. The Surgeon and Shurka vs. The Phenomenal Swift!

Mot: With the events between Apollo and Swift, could there be a little more tension between team mates and friends! Apollo seemed like he really wanted to punt Swift in the head and end it all with MERCILESS! Against the cries of Professor Sudden not to do it!? How will Mercury Rising respond in the Sweet Sixteen?

Kram: And how about The Surgeon. The devious and underhanded Surgeon is again proving that he deserves some recognition! He's been overlooked for far too long! If I was Pride, I'd stay frosty! The Surgeon could very well knock him off on his way to the Great Eight!

Johnny: Anything can happen here at the GWFZ! We're blasting off to the Battle Dome on Beteiguese, Orion for the Round 2 action of the Super Natural Extreme! There we'll see Gallows vs. The Messenger, Strong vs. Xymbiote, Assassin Z vs. Grash & Homage vs. Irish Heat.

What sort of specialty matches will they be in? You'll have to tune in to see what happens! For Mot & Kram, I'm Johnny Rocket signing off! We'll see you at the Battle Dome! Good night everyone!

[Alexander Ubel]

Nice to see Pariah and Magnifico advance. They are two of my favorite GWFZ stars, though I'm looking for Totalis to take this one.

When we reach the sweet sixteen, I'll reveal who I'm picking to take the tournament.

[Justin Case]

GWFZ MARCH MADNESS!

SUPER NATURAL EXTREME BRACKET LIVE FROM THE BRYMSTONE BATTLE DOME ON BETEIGUESE, ORION!

Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside.

Johnny: Welcome back to MARCH MADNESS! We're here live at the Brymstone Battle Dome, and a jacked up, restless crowd is just getting wild and crazy as they wait for the carnage to be released. I'm Johnny Rocket at ringside along with Mot & Kram! Guys, Round 1 of the Super Natural Extreme was awesome! Great specialty matches that took our guys to the limit! So what do you think we'll find here tonight?

Mot: We saw some great classic match ups in round 1! Tonight, expect more of the same! Tonight, Gallows takes on The Messenger, Strong vs. Xymbiote, Assassin Z vs. Grash & Homage vs. Irish Heat! Hard to pick a clear and definite winner here tonight!

Kram: It's not that hard to pick. Maybe for you Mot, because you're mentally challenged! But for myself, it's not that difficult!

Mot: Yeah? You think it's so easy do you? So Mr. Pick 'em, who's gonna goto the finals in this bracket?

Kram: I'm going with either Grash or Strong!

Johnny: And who's gonna take it Kram? Grash or Strong?

Kram: I'll say Grash. He's the new generation of Hardcore baby! They don't call him the "Steel Champion" for nothing!

Johnny: I'll stick with Assassin Z guys! Pure Natural Talent!

Kram: Mot? You gonna pick someone today or what? Stop picking your nose! But then again, it's probably the only place you'll find a winner! hahaha.

Mot: Very funny Kram! Ok, since I'm hardly ever right, I just throw this one out there! I'll take Homage! I'll even go as far to say Homage will win this bracket! And in the event I'm right, Kram! You will have to eat crow!

Kram: Crow? You want me to eat the Hardcore Icon? I mean, does the dead freak know he's on the menu?

Mot: Not him you moron! I mean, you will owe me a great big apology!

Johnny: Ok guys, this week I sat down with the man I picked to win the bracket, Assassin Z! I will tell you all, what a great interview with this young man from Corvus! Very well spoken and gracious with his time! Let's roll the footage.

(holovid screen plays as we see Assassin Z in a plush chair with Johnny sitting across from him in a plush chair as well.)

Johnny: First, thank you for your time A-Z!

AZ: No, thank you for having me. Always a pleasure to talk to the leader of broadcast journalism!

Johnny: Well, it's a great being here. First question. Who is Assassin Z in your mind?

AZ: Interesting question. Who am I? A warrior? A defender? The truth, the light, the way? Not really. Assassin Z is a complex man. He's a little bit of everything all rolled into one. He's hardcore. He's classic mat wrestler. He's a high flier. He's a powerhouse. He's the best all around wrestler in the GWFZ!

Johnny: When you broke into the GWFZ, you had one target! Xymbiote! You've had many big battles throughout the year. Is this feud far from over?

AZ: Yeah, it's far from over. As long as Xymbiote is here, he will always have me in his face!

Johnny: And you could possibly meet in this tournament, in the finals, if you two make it that far?

AZ: And there would be nothing I'd like more than to meet Xymbiote in the finals! Beating him there would be sweeter than any championship gold!

Johnny: If you got to pick what sort of specialty match you'd want to face Xymbiote in, what would it be?

AZ: Torture Chamber, definitely! Just an opportunity to beat him senseless and over and over again!

Johnny: Wow, I'd love to see that match! Let's book it right now, hahaha.

Ok, well that's all the time for now. Thank you once again for.....

Just then Xymbiote jumps into the picture and clobbers Assassin Z from the blindside! He takes the blunt end of his weapon and bludgeons Z's head! A serious beatdown ensues as Xymbiote cackles in evil gliss! The series ends with Assassin Z laid out as Xymbiote swoops out of sight!

(back at ringside live!)

Johnny: What a maniac! Xymbiote just busts onto the scene and interrupts a great interview, just laying out Assassin Z! What a creep!

Mot: Xymbiote will get his tonight! I hope Strong just demolishes him!

Kram: I don't! I want Xymbiote in the finals now! Assassin Z vs. Xymbiote is a must!

Mot: I thought you wanted Grash? Now you want Assassin Z and Xymbiote!?

Kram: After that great segment! I'm allowed to change my mind!

Johnny: Ok, enough talk, let's get the ring for our tournament action!

IN A COFFIN MATCH:
Gallows vs. The Messenger.
Gallows managed to get The Messenger in the coffin in a very even match up. It was Xymbiote that made the difference as he interfered and helped Gallows put Messenger into the coffin and closed the lid.

IN A GUTARR STICK MATCH:
Strong vs. Xymbiote.
Strong dominated the match, by breaking his stick in half and then leveled Xymbiote with STRONG!

IN A CIRCINUS CELL MATCH:
Assassin Z vs. Grash.
In a great battle in the cage, Grash pulls out a hard fought victory with a Steel Arm Clothesline to advance in the tournament.

IN AN ADAMANTIUM FIST MATCH:
Homage vs. Irish Heat.
Homage destroys Irish Heat hitting ULTIMATE HOMAGE early in the match, getting a big win!

Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside.

Johnny: Wow, what a bracket this has been. First Xymbiote screws over The Messenger in the tournament, but gets crushed by Strong! Assassin Z loses to the "Steel Champion" Grash! And Homage just destroys Irish Heat like he was a bum!?

Mot: And I picked Homage. Kram, you better brush up on your apologies!

Kram: Oh whatever! Just because Homage gets a win, don't get so full of yourself! Just wait until the Sweet Sixteen. Then we'll see if Homage is as good as you think!

Johnny: Alright, we're blasting off from here back to The Zoo on Beta Andromedae for our action there! We'll see John Cebra vs. Mr. Piggidy, Umagapotamus vs. Xiongmao, Tusk vs. Bookeroo & Mousawa vs. Saint Bernard! Can't wait to see what will happen there!

Mot: Go Cebra!

Kram: Oh settle down Mot!

Johnny: For Mot & Kram, I'm Johnny Rocket signing off, we'll see you AT THE ZOO!!! Good night everyone!

[Alexander Ubel]

Mar 9, 2011 21:21:06 GMT -5 Justin Case said:

Mot: Very funny Kram! Ok, since I'm hardly ever right, I just throw this one out there! I'll take Homage! I'll even go as far to say Homage will win this bracket! And in the event I'm right, Kram! You will have to eat crow!

Kram: Crow? You want me to eat the Hardcore Icon? I mean, does the dead freak know he's on the menu?

Great line here! lol

Damn Xymbiote. Cost Messenger the win.