GWFZ MARCH MADNESS!
SWEET SIXTEEN
LIVE FROM THE MILKY WAY CATHEDRAL ON POLARIS!
Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside. Johnny: Welcome to The Milky Way Cathedral here on Polaris! I'm Johnny Rocket at ringside along with Mot and Kram to wrap up the March Madness Sweet Sixteen brackets tonight! We'll have the Super Natural Extreme brackets along with Justin Case's Wild Card bracket tonight. Mot, who's in our line up tonight?
Mot: Well Johnny, we'll be seeing from the Super Natural Extreme brackt, Gallows vs. Strong & Grash vs. Homage. And on the Wild Card bracket side, we'll be seeing Tyrro vs. Harm and Pariah vs. Totalis the Tournament Master!
Kram: GOOOOOOOO TOTALIS!!!!
Mot: Yes Kram, we all know who your favorite is. You don't have to throw it in our faces every time!!!
Kram: Hey, stick with a winner, but of course, you wouldn't know anything about that now would you?!
Mot: You'll be sure to brush up on your apologies tonight, as I picked Homage to win the whole thing and you my good friend, will be sorry!!!
Kram: Pfffft! We'll see about that!
Johnny: The Super Natural Extreme is going to be amazing tonight. We still don't know what sort of specialty matches are signed, but I assure you it's going to be brutal. Whoever survives tonight will be feeling the effects of their matches and one only can guess if that will play a factor throughout the rest of the tournament!?
Mot: Most definitely. But these guys are some of the toughest that the GWFZ has to offer, so they should be used to being battered and bruised!
Kram: And that's why I believe Totalis will be in the front running to win here tonight. He is so polished and well schooled inside that ring. Nobody can touch this guy!!!
Johnny: One guy that could is Strong! He has been tearing through the competition and regardless of what has been thrown at him, he has persevered!
Mot: Speaking of persevering, Tyrro has surprised everyone thus far in this tournament, just out wrestling everyone he's faced. Will he be able to knock off a game Harm tonight?
Kram: Harm has gone back to what brought him to the dance in the beginning. Solid mat wrestling and with his new steel leg, he's better than he's ever been. Tyrro, beware!!!
Strong's theme music plays bringing out the massive being from Dimension D! He jumps over the top rope into the ring and flexes his big muscles for everyone as he hollers "STRONG!!!"
Gallow's theme plays bringing out the giant Hangman of the Z! He grabs the top rope and pulls himself up to the apron and lifts his tree trunk of a leg over the top rope and enters the ring! What a sight to behold!
Kram arises from his seat with mic in hand. "Decorum Please! I have a message from GWFZ Committee. They have this to say, and I quote 'It is the decision of this committee to issue this match to be a Barbed Wire Cage Match!' Good luck gentlemen!"
BARBED WIRE CAGE MATCH.
Strong vs. Gallows.What a brutal match this was. Both taking turns tossing each other into the barbed wire cage, causing some massive damage! Strong battles back hitting his finisher STRONG! But somehow Gallows manages to stay alive! But Strong wouldn't stop the onslaught, as he hits his Strong Forearm Ravager to get the win and advance to the Great Eight!
Johnny: What utter carnage! These two gave it their all and you gotta give props to Gallows. He really gave Strong a fight tonight!
Mot: Impressive! These two have had such a barbaric past and know each other so well! Great match up!
Kram: Strong is lucky! That's all I have to say. It could have went either way tonight.
Grash's theme plays bringing out the Steel Champ! Grash brings out a crowbar with him and holds up his Steel belt high in the air as he shows off to the fans! He enters the ring and hits all four corners holding his belt high! He is very proud to be the Steel Champion!
Homage's theme plays, bringing out the being from the Oceans of Xandu! He shows no sign of fear as he slaps the hands of ringside of fans and enters the ring.
Kram once again rises with mic in hand. "Decorum Please! Once again, I have a letter from the GWFZ committee. And I quote 'It is by this committee that this match is to be A FOUR WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION MATCH!!!' Good luck gentlemen!"
FOUR WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION MATCH.
Grash vs. Homage.Complete and utter dominance by Homage in this match. He stormed through Grash like he was a rookie! Perhaps Grash shouldn't have been thinking so much about showing off his Steel Belt and focused more on his opponent?! At any rate, Homage wins with ULTIMATE HOMAGE to advance to the Great Eight!
Justin Case's theme music plays, bringing out the crafty galactic lawyer as he comes to the commentary table and sits down with Johnny, Mot & Kram. He shakes everyone's hands as he puts on a head set.
JC: Gentlemen, what a great tournament we're having here tonight!
Johnny: Thanks for stopping by JC. I was wondering if we'd see you out here tonight!
Mot: Yippee. Another candid appearance by Mr. Case.
Kram: I don't understand you Mot!? How can you not like this guy? He's brilliant, well spoken and one heck of a snappy dresser!
Mot: I just don't care for his ethics. He's pulled some pretty shady deals around here this year. And you of all people sit here and boost his ego even more!
Kram: Shady deals? The guy just knows all the loop holes. What's shady about that? This guy knows how to get things done!
JC: It's ok Kram. I don't hold it Mot. Some people just don't appreciate pure genius! That is what separates me from everyone here! All the imbeciles sitting in the seats. They will never appreciate a man of my talents! But at least I know of one that does. So thank you Kram.
Johnny: JC, who do you like in the Wild Card bracket tonight?
JC: Johnny, I'm glad you asked me that! With my hard earned money, I managed to bring in one of the best talents money could buy! Totalis the Tournament Master has proven he is worth every penny! Nothing against you man, Pariah, Johnny. But Totalis is the total package!
Kram: Amen! I've been singing his praises all tournament long. And tonight we're gonna see why!
Mot: I just hope Pariah knocks his block off! Not that I'm a big Pariah fan, but just to shut you guys up would be worth it to me!
Johnny: I really have to give credit where credit is due! Totalis is a very accomplished athlete, but Pariah has proven to me that he has what it takes to be a part of the Rocketmen! He has improved so much and he's showing it in the tournament thus far!
Tyrro's theme music plays bringing out the alien from Gliese 581d. The fans are on their feet as they have really fallen in love with him! He shakes hands and enters the ring with a arrangement of flashing lights. His eyes glimmer and sparkle when the lights hit them as he really is a menacing sight!
Harm's theme plays, bringing out the demented and emotionally scarred man from Sagitta! He wears his towel over his head, covering his face. Very disgruntle towards the fans, as when they reach out to touch him, he pulls his arm away quickly and barks at them! He enters the ring, and sits down in the corner. The bell sounds.
Tyrro vs. Harm.What a tremendous match up we had here. Both battle with a fiery pace and put on a wrestling clinic! First Harm would be in control, then Tyrro would battle back. Then Harm would bounce back! You could cut the tension with a knife! The fans were really into it! Tyrro then comes back to lock in his Libra Lockdown in the center of the ring and Harm just couldn't reach the ropes and had to tap out! Tyrro wins the match and advances to the Great Eight!
Johnny: Unbelievable match up! These two were so evenly matched, it could have went either way.
Kram: Harm was cheated. I think they should outlaw that Libra Lockdown! It's a dangerous hold and someone could really get hurt!
Mot: Are you kidding? I can't tell if you're being serious or not? Seriously? A dangerous hold? Well, why don't they just outlaw all submission moves. Why don't they just make this a rock, paper, scissors contest?! I can't believe you!
Kram: Watch it bub, or I'll lock in a submission hold on you, you little punk!
Pariah's theme music plays bringing out the hardcore deviant from Centra! He rolls into the ring under the bottom rope and stands on the second rope! He sticks out his tongue and gives his "rock on" sign with his hands to the fans!
Totalis' theme music plays as pyro goes off as Totalis strolls down the aisle, full of confidence! Kram is standing applauding his approval as Totalis enters the ring and hits the corner and poses for the fans as flash photography is going off like a strobe light! Totalis then stops and looks at Pariah as he just smirks and continues to do his posing. Pariah just stands in the corner looking on. After it all settles down, the bell sounds.
Pariah vs. Totalis the Tournament Master.AWESOME MATCH UP!!! Totalis was out to prove he belongs here and was going to make an example out of Pariah. Only someone forgot to tell Pariah he was facing such an adversary! Pariah made a match of it, and with is unorthodox style, he catches Totalis off guard with From The Slums and gets a quick 1...2...3! Pariah pulls off the upset of the tournament to advance to the Great Eight!
Kram: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe this! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Johnny: YES!!! Way to go Pariah! Now that's why he's a Rocketman!
Mot: I must say, I would have never believed it if I hadn't been sitting here and seen it for myself!
JC: Just goes to show you gentlemen, that anything can happen in my Wild Card! It sad to see a talent like Totalis leave the tournament, but I am intrigued by this misspent youth. He truly is the wild card in this tournament!
Kram: How did this happen?
Totalis, who could you do this to me?!?!? Was it just me, or did the referee seem to have a fast count here?
Mot: It's just you Kram! The referee was just fine! You can't blame him for this one!
Johnny: Alright fans, the Great Eight is set! We know we now have Tyrro vs. Pariah, Strong vs. Homage & Pride vs. Shukra, with Bookeroo getting a bye next round to the Final Four Round! This is going to be one great eight round you don't want to miss!
Mot: Certainly not! And where is this going to take place Johnny?
Johnny: For the rest of the tournament, we'll be at the Deimos Intergalactic Arena on Mars! Mr. Case, thank you for your hospitality here at the Milky Way Cathedral!
JC: My pleasure, I'll definitely be on Mars to witness the rest of the event! I wouldn't miss this for anything!
Kram: I have nothing left to live for! Totalis is out, I might as well call in sick for the rest of March Madness.
Mot: Oh no you won't. I want you to stick around so I can get that apology when Homage wins! hahaha.
Kram: yeah yeah yeah, whatever!
Johnny: Alright fans, we're blasting off this rock back to Mars. We'll see you at the Great Eight. I'm Johnny Rocket signing off and for Mot, Kram and Mr. Justin Case, goodnight everyone!