GWFZ MARCH MADNESS!
GREAT EIGHT
LIVE FROM THE DEIMOS INTERGALACTIC ARENA ON MARS!
Johnny Rocket w/ Mot & Kram at ringside.
Johnny: We're back on Mars for the Great Eight! Pride, Shukra, Strong, Homage, Tyrro, Pariah & Bookeroo round out our final seven. Yes, you heard right, seven, as Bookeroo gets a free pass to the final four! Hey fans, I'm Johnny Rocket at ringside with Mot & Kram to cover the remaining matches right here tonight! Mot, tell our fans what's happening tonight!
Mot: With pleasure! Tonight, Pride takes on the powerhouse of the Venusian Guard, Shukra! That should be a doozy of a match up tonight, as Shukra has really showcased his talents here in this tournament. He could very well give Pride fits inside the ring!
Kram: I hope he just demolishes Pride. I'm so sick of that guy. It's Pride this, Pride that. Ever since he became the Z Champion, he thinks he's so much better than everyone else around here.
Mot: Um, perhaps that's because that belt he wears pretty much says that he is!?
Kram: Oh sure, throw that in my face! Shukra can beat him, just wait and see!
Mot: ok, in the next match, we'll see Strong taking on Homage in what promises to be a brutal match in the Finals of the Super Natural Extreme bracket! We don't know what the specialty match will be yet, but so far, each match has gotten more brutal and devastating as they advanced, so I'm sure this one will be no different.
Johnny: And if I can say something. These guys probably are the most beat up right now. If anyone is at a disadvantage in this tournament, it'll be these two.
Kram: What are you saying? That these guys are a bunch of wusses? These guys live for stuff like this! No matter how beat up they are, they come out and fight! I think that makes everyone else in the tournament the ones at a disadvantage!
Mot: Maybe so. I guess we'll find out later tonight! And our final match of the Great Eight rounds will have Tyrro taking on Pariah!
Kram: I really like Pariah in this tournament. I must say, I would have never picked him to get this far! After all, he beat my guy Totalis, so he has to be the odds on favorite to win this thing now!
Johnny: For once Kram, I'm going to agree with you on that! I maybe a little partial being he's one of my Rocketmen, but aside from that, he's been a real fighter. He's shown everyone here he's ready for the next level!
Mot: Tyrro has shown he's ready as well. He beat some real tough guys to make it this far. And he's done it with classic mat wrestling! True testament to the sport. That's how it should be!
Johnny: Let's get to the ring for our first match!
Pride's theme music plays, bringing out the Z Champion! Fans are on their feet, chanting "F**k Yeah!" as he has red, white & blue lights flashing through the arena as he holds his championship high in the air for the crowd!
Shukra's theme plays, bringing out the big man! He comes with mic in hand. He challenges Pride to a King of the Ring Match! Pride accepts the challenge as the bell sounds.
KING OF THE RING MATCH.
Pride vs. Shukra.Totally awesome match that had both fighting tooth and nail to beat the crap out of each other. Pride gets the better, as he locked in a Scorpion Death Lock and then tossed Shukra out of the ring, getting a big win to advance to the FINAL FOUR!
Strong's theme plays bringing out the big dude from Dimension D. He flexes his muscles as pyro goes off and hollers "STRONG!" to his fans at ringside! He touches fists with the fans, as he enters the ring!
Homage's theme plays bringing out the big man from Xandu! The fans are on their feet as they know this match is going to be a classic. Now, what will be the specialty match?
Kram: DECORUM PLEASE! I have a letter from the tournament committee! They say and I quote! "Gentlemen, congratulations on making the Great Eight! Tonight, we want to do this right, so tonight's match will be one the fans really want! Tonight, Strong vs. Homage will be in the TORTURE CHAMBER!!!" Good luck gentlemen!
TORTURE CHAMBER MATCH.
Strong vs. Homage.What can one really say about this that you don't already know! You know it's gonna be great and these two didn't disappoint the fans! Strong had the early advantage and looked to have the match won. But somehow, Homage battles back and evens the count at 2 falls a piece. Homage then hits ULTIMATE HOMAGE to win the match! Homage advances to the Final Four!
Tyrro's theme plays as the fans are on their feet. You feel a chill in the air giving you goose bumps as a twinkle in Tyrro's gleaming bright eyes lights up in the darkened entrance ramp! What a sight, as Tyrro enters the ring and prepares for his match.
Pariah's theme music hits as the crowd is still on their feet. Pariah storms the ring and slides in under the bottom rope! He bounces off the ropes and then stands on the second rope giving the "rock on" hand signs to the fans at ringside! Pariah is pumped up and ready for action!
Tyrro vs. Pariah.Tyrro surprises Pariah with a quick win tonight! Tyrro once again uses his Libra Lockdown to make Pariah tap out! Tyrro advances to the final four!
Mot: We're here with Bookeroo for an interview. Bookeroo, thanks for your time. I know you have to get ready for your final four match coming up, so we'll keep this short!
Kram: Yeah, so I'm going to ask the important questions, and Mot, you just sit back and hold the mic! (Mot gives him a dirty look)
Book, now you know who your opponent is going to be, you'll be taking on Tyrro in the Final Four! Your thoughts?
Bookeroo: My thoughts? You want my thoughts? Tell me you didn't just say that! Tell me you didn't do what I just thought I heard you say? I'm a 5 Time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, champion on Andromeda! Do you really think I sweat some sucka who got lucky to make it this far? Every sucka here should know that a champion of my caliber was going to make the Final Four! Every sucka here should know that I'm going to win this tournament! Now can you dig that?
Kram: Well, I certainly can dig that. However, some of the morons here really are behind that Patriotic Puke Pride tonight! What are your thoughts on the Z champion.
Bookeroo: Listen Up! I have nothing but respect for what Pride has done here in the Z, but Sucka better recognize that Bookeroo will Hop right over him and kick his ass right out! Ya Dig?
Kram: Right on Sucka!
Mot:
Bookeroo: Time for a Spin-a-rooni! (does his back spin right there and hops up in a grand stand!)
Kram: Yeah baby! Thank you Bookeroo!
Mot: All the important questions huh?! Once again, you wow me with your journalistic skills! Wow.
Kram: Thank you Mot. And you did a wonderful job holding the mic, hahaha.
Johnny: Alright, we're set for the Final Four! Let's head to the ring to see what's going to happen next!
FINAL FOUR
Pride vs. Homage.Homage comes out first, followed by Pride. As the two are to start, Kram interrupts again with DECORUM PLEASE! I have a message from the tournament committee and I quote! "Tonight, we feel that we have room for one more special match for the fans! Tonight, Pride vs. Homage will a
Ruins of Antila Match! Good luck gentlemen!
What a barbaric match. Once the action spilled to the outside it stayed there. Both beat each other up and down the stone staircase, smashed each other into the stone walls. Pride even smothered Homage under the water of the near by creek! Pride then took a cinder block and smashed Homage right in the head and got the three count to advance to the championship round!!!
Johnny: What a big win by Pride! The Z champ is on a roll!!! I don't know who's going to stop this guy. I think he's gonna take this one folks!
Kram: He better not! I won't be able to stomach anymore of him! And who does he think he is, he tried to kill Homage by drowning him in the creek! Is that the sort of champion we want representing the GWFZ people? A man who will resort to attempted murder to win a match? I mean, come on!
Mot: Do you even hear yourself when you speak? It's like seriously? Do you really think he'd murder someone. Really?
Kram: Are you blind? Watch the footage! Watch and learn! I know you're not that stupid!
Johnny: Gentlemen please. Can we continue?
Bookeroo's theme hits bringing out the 5 Time Andromeda Champion! He skips and hops around down the aisle and then into the ring. He does his spin-a-rooni in the middle of the ring and grandstands as he points the fans at ringside!
Tyrro comes out shortly after as the fans are anxious for this match to start!
Bookeroo vs. Tyrro.Bookeroo starts things off in a hurry, hitting his Book End, but that was about all the offense he was able to muster, as Tyrro battles back and hits two BROTTAS BOMBS to put down the 5 Time Andromeda Champ. Tyrro advances to the Championship Round!
Johnny: The Championship is set! PRIDE TAKES ON TYRRO! Man, this one is a tough one fans! Who will you choose? Both are tremendous athletes and the fans just love these two! Mot, who do you like tonight?
Mot: Pride! Gotta go with the Z Champ tonight fans!
Kram: Sell out! You make me sick! You would pick him too. As much as it pains me to say this, I'll go with Tyrro. I don't care that much for the guy, but he's gotta be better then that criminal Pride!
Johnny: Ya know, I'm going out on a limb here and I'll side with Kram on this!
Mot: WHAT?
Johnny: No no, hear me out. I don't think Pride is a criminal, and he is the Z Champ. But man, just watching Tyrro as he has grown in this tournament, he has really won me over tonight! And he comes from the Wild Card Bracket, beaten my Rocketmen, I think he just might have it to win it tonight fans!
Mot: Wow, Johnny. I never thought I'd hear you side with Kram!? You heard it here first fans! I'm gonna mark this day down on the calender!
Johnny: Alright, let's get ready to rumble in the CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND!
MARCH MADNESS CHAMPIONSHIP!
Pride vs. TyrroPride just destroyed Tyrro in the match. Tyrro didn't see too much offense, and Pride finally polishes him off with a PATRIOT MISSILE to win the tournament!
Johnny: Wow, what a great tournament. Pride just dominated everyone in the tournament and the Z Champ is for real!
Just then, Bookeroo hops out from the back and attacks Pride from behind. Bookeroo kicks Pride in the gut and delivers a SCISSORS KICK! Then Bookeroo gets a steel chair and sets Pride up in the corner. He puts the steel chair across his face, and Bookeroo then jumps off the far corner and dropkicks the steel chair into Pride's face! Pride is out cold! Bookeroo then does one more SPIN-A-ROONI and shouts "Now Can You Dig That? SUCKA!!!"
Bookeroo's music plays as the show goes off the air with the fans booing unmercifully as Johnny, Mot & Kram are left in awe and speechless!
