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Post by jonathan on Jan 15, 2009 19:03:47 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the first report card of 2131, GWF Assault 1-15! Sudden Death is in full swing and after a month to rest and recover—and did you see that Rage in the Cage match, I’m surprised some of these guys are still alive—Thursday night action is back and better than ever! We were robbed last year for Show of the Year, but Commissioner Vanity is determined to end his tenure as GWF Assault commissioner with at least a share of the Show of the Year! To start us down that path, the commissioner has a much night of action here tonight, including a main event contest between former GWF Champion Terminus and the real rising star of the GWF, Dante! Let’s see who makes the grade! The night opened with Mensar heading down to the ring to a tremendous booing! The Mensan was back from Mensa and he looked in incredible shape! Behind him, Cordanus espoused his man’s accomplishments, letting everyone know that Mensar was the longest-reigning champion of all-time! Climbing into the ring, Mensar demanded the house mic! For far too long, the Mensan began, the King of the Mountain had been off his throne! For nearly two years, Mensar has watched while far more inferior men carried the torch of GWF Assault! In those two years, GWF Assault has lost their Show of the Year designation—a designation that only Mensar has delivered! No more! Tonight, Mensar was demanding his GWF Title match! The king would once again sit on his throne! As the fans booed, familiar music blared! It was Shepard! That turned the crowd around in a hurry! The vagabond priest emerged from the curtain, making his way down to the ring telling Mensar that while Shepard appreciated the sentiment, he wasn’t so sure that Mensar deserved the GWF Title match! Mensar had had his chance at the top of the mountain, and forgive him, but it was certainly a boring run with Mensar holding the belt! More than that, Shepard watched most of those matches and whew—those were some stinker opponents! Manslaughter? Enigma? Buck Steele? Come on! The fans roared Shepard’s name as he said that as the last man eliminated in the Rage in the Cage match from GWF Assault, he should be the next in line for a GWF Title match! Before the two men could settle things, Paralyze made his way down to the ring to an even louder ovation! The Aetheran warhammer said he must have misheard! Did Shepard say he was the last man eliminated in the Rage in the Cage? Because Paralyze was still out there to the very end! And truthfully, Paralyze didn’t remember Shepard doing much more than lying on barbed wire there at the end! And while Shepard certainly is a feel good story, let’s be honest, the Aetheran said! This is time for the grown-ups to talk! The champions! Shepard didn’t take too kindly to that and now he and Paralyze were glaring into each other’s eyes! The Aetheran warhammer said that if anyone deserved a GWF Title match, it was the man who has beaten both Mensar and Shepard in the last year—Paralyze! The fans instantly started booing when Godsend emerged from the curtain, carrying a mic in hand! The Great Evil said that everyone must have lost their minds over the pagan holiday! First, Mensar acts like he’s the backbone of this show! Until Godsend arrived, GWF Assault didn’t have a backbone! Then, Shepard comes out talking, but no one’s listening! Without the Great Evil, Shepard would still be a curtain jerker! And finally, Paralyze finally figured out how to put a few words together to make a sentence! Nicely done, big and stupid! But the truth of the matter is only one man deserves the GWF Title! Only one man has sold out show after show across two brands and all throughout the galaxy! Only Godsend deserves the main event match with Avarice at GWF Snowed In! All four men started to get ready for a fight and the fans were going crazy! This is what GWF action is all about! Suddenly, Commissioner Vanity emerged from the back telling everyone to calm down! He wasn’t so sure when his superstars decided to GWF Warfare it, but he was putting a stop to this right now! The commissioner was the man who made championship matches—no one else! Unfortunately, after hearing all the evidence, the commissioner wasn’t sure who to give the match to now! At first he thought about giving it to Godsend—the fans booed loudly like idiots—but now, he was leaning toward Paralyze! That brought out a huge pop! However, in the interest of fair play, the commissioner was going to let the wrestlers settle it…next week in a Fatal Four-way match! The winner of that match live here next week will go on to GWF Snowed In to face Avarice for the GWF Title! Now, the commissioner advised everyone to get out of his ring—except Godsend—he had a match up next! After the break, the Great Evil was pacing around the ring while the ref checked Shin Ko for weapons! Suddenly, Godsend surged forward, nailing the innovator with a double ax-handle to the back of the head! The Great Evil shoved the ref aside before shooting Shin Ko in through the ropes and into the corner post! As he stumbled back, Godsend lifted the innovator up and over with a big back suplex for two! Godsend spewed at the ref to count faster before pulling his former protégé up and planting him with a Hell’s Threshold drop and another two-count! The fans were chanting for Shin Ko to get up, but the Great Evil cut that rally short, choking Shin Ko with his boot to a four-count! Godsend slowly peeled Shin Ko from the mat, whipping him into the ropes for a super backdrop, but the innovator answered with a leap over and then a turning heel kick to the chest! A second kick dropped the Great Evil! As Godsend shot up, Shin Ko uploaded with two hard chops to the chest before whipping him into the far ropes! The Great Evil bounced back, right into Shin Ko’s waiting grasp for that Shinnovator spike hurricanrana! At the last second, Godsend countered, driving the innovator to the mat with a powerbomb for a close two-count! Shin Ko should have just stayed down because Godsend simply lifted him back up and planted the innovator with the Realm Eternal for a big win here tonight! Somehow, I doubt the Great Evil is going to have that easy of a time next week when he steps into the ring with three of GWF Assault’s top superstars! After a commercial break, our cameras quickly caught up with some backstage shenanigans! Puma and Hadrian had blindsided Paganax coming out of his locker room and were laying into the heathen chief! With Paganax temporarily dazed, Hadrian hoisted the big man up and drove him to the marble floor with a vicious scoop and release slam! The savage animal Puma leapt atop the prone heathen, nailing him with vicious claws to the face while security rushed to the scene to separate the three men! Puma looked in a particularly fierce mood and I wouldn’t want to be one of the men trying to corral him tonight! While security tried to do their job, we cut back to the squared circle! Out in the ring, it was time for our first championship match of the New Year! The TV Title was on the line in this one, and having talked to Ventross backstage earlier in the day, I knew he was excited about getting back into the ring! The Ravager, despite many expert opinions, has managed to hold his title for nearly four months now and has faced some of the top competition on GWF Assault! Tonight he didn’t have a cakewalk by any means, squaring off with the always dangerous Sycophant! The deviant made his way quickly to the ring with Bloat in tow! Wherever one member of this tandem goes, the other seems to be right behind! When Ventross burst through the curtains, the fans went wild! The TV Champion quickly made his way into the ring, slowly handing his title belt over to the ref while keeping an eye on Dominion’s newest members! The ref presented the title belt to Sycophant who remained emotionless! From behind, Bloat jammed a fork down into the back of the deviant’s neck, drawing a sickening squeal of delight from the challenger! Sycophant rushed forward, nailing Ventross with a running headbutt to the mouth while the ref called for the bell! The deviant quickly whipped Ventross with a strap off his sleeve, driving the champion back into the ropes with his savagery! As the deviant locked his hands around Ventross’ throat, the champion surged to life, answering with a headbutt of his own, this one taking Sycophant all the way down to the mat! The deviant shot up—right into a big press slam up and over the top rope onto Bloat! While the two members of Dominion lay on the floor, we cut away for a brief commercial break! Back from the break, Sycophant was back in the ring and had Ventross in a tight side headlock! During the commercials, Bloat had distracted the champion long enough for Sycophant to score a big dropkick to the back of the Ravager’s neck, temporarily stunning the champion! Inside the ring, Sycophant cackled as he continued to choke the Ravager, drawing a huge roar from Bloat! With the fans firmly behind him, Ventross slowly started to rise to his knees! The Ravager was blocking out the pain, lifting the deviant up off the mat and heaving him into the corner! As the deviant straddled the ropes, the challenger howled with delight! Ventross couldn’t believe it! Sycophant was actually enjoying this! The Ravager shook his head with disgust before rushing forward and shooting Sycophant off the top rope with a backward slingshot toss! The challenger slowly staggered to his feet, catching a boot to the ribs and a big powerbomb to the mat for his efforts! Somehow, the deviant managed to shoot a shoulder up at two, but he was in real trouble! The champion slowly pulled Sycophant up, looking straight into Bloat’s eyes before pulling the challenger in for Severed Ties! Suddenly, the deviant fell forward, nailing Ventross with a shoulder right to his left knee! The challenger hit the side ropes, looking for some momentum for a flying cross body block, but as he flew forward, Ventross caught him in both arms! The champion quickly slung the deviant around, dropping him on his feet and nailing him with the same knee Sycophant had just hit! With the fans roaring, the Ravager drove Sycophant to the mat with Severed Ties! Three seconds later and Ventross had started 2131 the way he ended 2130—successfully defending his TV Title! Suddenly, Bloat climbed into the ring behind Ventross, nailing the champion with his fork to the back of the neck! The hedonist hoisted Ventross up, driving the Ravager back into the corner with a running back slam! As Ventross stumbled forward, Bloat yanked the TV Title from the ref’s hands and plastered the champion with his own belt! The sickening monster locked his hands around Ventross’ face, applying his Cruel and Unusual Punishment until GWF security rushed down the ramp to pull the monster away from the TV Champion! During the next commercial break, Commissioner Vanity would sign a match between Bloat and Ventross next week at the TV Champion’s request! What in the stars was Ventross thinking putting his belt on the line against that sadist? After another break where trainers helped Ventross backstage, the TV Champion’s former championship partner came out to a huge booing! Rankor made his way down the ramp, snarling at the fans as they tried to slap his back! Luckily for them, no one came close to touching the general! Inside the ring, Cypher stretched out the top rope, looking to improve on a pathetic 2130 showing! What happened to the Olympian’s fire? I remember when experts were predicting him to be the break-out star of the year! As the ref signaled for the bell, Cypher slowly circled the general, looking for an opening here tonight! Rankor didn’t flinch! The general simply stood in place, waiting for Cypher to come to him! When the Olympian did, Rankor nailed him with a vicious knee to the stomach! The general unloaded with a double ax-handle to the back, taking the former TV Champion down to the mat! Hitting the side ropes, Rankor bounced back with a vicious kick to the stomach, lifting Cypher up off the mat! The general wasn’t here tonight to play games, hoisting Cypher off the mat and driving him into the top buckle with a face first drop! As the Olympian staggered back, Rankor locked him around the waist and heaved Cypher overhead with a flying back toss German suplex! The fans were in awe as Rankor grabbed Cypher’s legs, slingshotting him back into the bottom rope with that Guilty of Treason specialty move of his! The ref admonished Rankor for a second for using the bottom rope and then dropped down for the three-count! I’m sure Rankor really learned his lesson! After the match, the general demanded the house mic! Rankor told the fans that 2131 was going to be the year of Rankor! For far too long, the general has watched too many second-tier superstars steal his spotlight and more importantly…his pay checks! That all comes to an end right here and now! As a four- time former tag champion, Rankor wanted his belt back! That’s why he was laying out a challenge to those false Ravagers, the Others, for a GWF Tag Team Championship match! The fans actually popped to life for the Ravager! I don’t think they liked him any more, I just think they wanted to see a championship match! Will the Others have the guts to accept Rankor’s challenge, and just who will team with the general? Backstage, Commissioner Vanity was standing in front of a large collective of GWF Assault talent! The commissioner told them that he was tired of losing to Turmoil! He was tired of losing to those overpaid apes! Turmoil won last year’s Rumble! Last year’s Clash! Last year’s Rage! Even the Show of the Year! Well if Vanity’s going out—he’s going out on top! And it starts this year with the Royal Rumble! To that end, the commissioner was offering some incentives to any Assault wrestler who won the match! First, he would give them a one million Galactinote bonus! That got the superstars’ attention! And, the commissioner would personally sign the winning superstar to a guaranteed three-year contract exclusively to GWF Assault! So win or lose Sudden Death, that superstar would be protected! Nicodemus perked up under that announcement! Considering the Essence is behind in his feud and facing a two-year banishment, I’m sure he’d love to get some reassurance at GWF Snowed In! Commissioner Vanity concluded by saying that this year he was going to do whatever it took to make sure Thursday nights were once again must see TV in the GWF! And anyone who gets on board with him will find their lives one heck of a lot easier! After our final commercial break, we were back at ringside for our main event, and what a main event it was going to be! Commissioner Vanity had went all out for this main event, pitting a former GWF Champion against one of the GWF’s best young talents! Down the ramp first came the thespian Dante to a huge ovation! The Italian flirted with a fan in the front row before sliding into the ring and lifting his arms up to an even louder roar! When Terminus emerged from the back with former commissioner Cordanus, the fans’ boos were deafening! The former champion slowly made his way into the ring, letting Cordanus remove his full-length boxing-style robe before stepping close to the center of the square circle! Dante stared up into the Aran’s eyes, the Italian giving up nearly five inches and almost eighty pounds! If he was intimidated, the thespian didn’t show it! The ref went over instructions before signaling the bell for this titanic tussle! Terminus challenged Dante to a test of strength, but the former soccer star answered with a boot to the midsection! A second boot rocked Terminus down to one knee! Racing into the side ropes, Dante looked to gain some momentum, but Terminus was up quickly, nailing the Italian with a vicious lariat down to the canvas! The Aran may not be as fast as Dante, but the former GWF Champion certainly has some agility and quickness of his own! Terminus slowly peeled Dante from the mat, nailing him with a knee right to the underside of the ribs while locking on a backward abdominal stretch! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone apply the stretch away from their body, but it certainly opened up the Italian for a few more of those debilitating knees! Outside the ring, Cordanus applauded Terminus’ every move, drawing a loud booing from the fans! Inside the squared circle, Terminus went for another knee, but Dante hooked it with his free arm and whipped down to the mat, sending Terminus through the ropes and onto the apron! The Italian quickly hopped up, leaping onto the second turnbuckle and flying back with a forearm to Terminus’ jaw that took the Aran down to the concrete floor! Inside the ring, Dante clutched his ribs while Cordanus checked on Terminus outside! Dante knew he had to stay on the offensive, hitting the far ropes and flying back over the top rope with a wide-open splash! At the last second, Terminus caught him in both arms and fell back into the guardrail, dropping Dante lower ribs-first onto the steel! The fans were in shock as Terminus slid to the side, Dante coughing up what looked to be blood, his body still straddling that guardrail! The Aran seized the opportunity, nailing Dante with two hard kicks to the underside to an even louder booing! Finally the ref slid out of the ring to check on Dante, but Terminus shoved him aside, shooting the Italian back into the ring! Inside the squared circle, Terminus went for a cover, drawing only two before Dante by sheer heart alone kicked out! The Aran couldn’t believe it! Slowly, Terminus pulled Dante off the mat, nailing him with another knee to the ribs before planting the thespian with an Aran Drop for two! Cordanus ordered the ref to count faster, but the official held up only two! Again Terminus slowly pulled Dante off the mat, not wanting to make a critical mistake by getting ahead of himself! Clutching Dante close, Terminus tossed the Italian down to the mat with a Sambo suplex for what had to be it! Somehow, the Italian shot a shoulder out at two and this match would continue! What in the stars was going on? Terminus looked to Cordanus for answers, but the former commissioner seemed dumbstruck for a second before a sly grin crossed his face! The Hammerlock Slam! Terminus again hoisted Dante up, hooking his left arm for what promised to finish this match, but Dante was too stupid to stay down! The Italian actually fired back with his right hand! Another right elbow to the chin! With the fans roaring on the edge of their seats, Dante leapt up and rocked Terminus back with a soccer kick to the side of the head! The Aran smacked against the corner, bouncing back into a tornado DDT to the mat for two! The Italian stallion leapt up onto the second rope, not wasting a second, and flew back with a double knee drop to the sternum for another close two-count! It was only their first matches of 2131 and neither man was giving an inch here tonight! Dante slowly pulled Terminus from the mat, nailing him with a forearm to the side of the head before motioning to the crowd for Heaven! The spotlight star went to hoist up the bigger Aran, but as he did, something tweaked in his back! Dante stumbled back, clutching his ribs while Terminus surged to life! The Aran shot forward with a forearm block, but Dante ducked under and answered with a kick to the lower back! Hopping onto the apron, Cordanus had seen enough! The former commissioner grabbed Dante by the hair, looking to pull him back! In the ensuing scramble, the ref stepped in between both Dante and Cordanus, trying to separate the two men! From behind, Terminus crashed into Dante with a forearm to the back, sandwiching the official! The fans booed as the ref dropped to the mat and Cordanus hopped down to the floor! Inside the ring, Terminus grabbed Dante by the arm, lifting him up for the Hammerlock Slam, but somehow, Dante wiggled free in the air! The spotlight star landed on his feet to the side of Terminus, catching him as he turned with Dante’s patented Hell kick! The Italian quickly drove Terminus to the mat with a DDT before hooking the far leg! Near the ropes, the ref started a groggy count, somehow scoring three before Cordanus pulled the official out of the ring! Dante had done it! He had beaten another former champion and just like that, the spotlight star’s stock has just skyrocketed in 2131! We’re out of time for tonight, but we’ll see who makes the grade next week! Signed for GWF Assault next week, 1-22: Zombies versus the Others (GWF Tag Team Title Match) Will the Others accept Rankor’s Challenge? Gabriel versus Puma Bloat versus Ventross (TV Title Match) Paralyze versus Shepard versus Mensar versus Godsend (#1 Contender’s Match) Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Jan 15, 2009 19:05:13 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the first report card of 2131, GWF Assault 1-15! Sudden Death is in full swing and after a month to rest and recover—and did you see that Rage in the Cage match, I’m surprised some of these guys are still alive—Thursday night action is back and better than ever! We were robbed last year for Show of the Year, but Commissioner Vanity is determined to end his tenure as GWF Assault commissioner with at least a share of the Show of the Year! To start us down that path, the commissioner has a much night of action here tonight, including a main event contest between former GWF Champion Terminus and the real rising star of the GWF, Dante! Let’s see who makes the grade! The night opened with Mensar heading down to the ring to a tremendous booing! The Mensan was back from Mensa and he looked in incredible shape! Behind him, Cordanus espoused his man’s accomplishments, letting everyone know that Mensar was the longest-reigning champion of all-time! Climbing into the ring, Mensar demanded the house mic! For far too long, the Mensan began, the King of the Mountain had been off his throne! For nearly two years, Mensar has watched while far more inferior men carried the torch of GWF Assault! In those two years, GWF Assault has lost their Show of the Year designation—a designation that only Mensar has delivered! No more! Tonight, Mensar was demanding his GWF Title match! The king would once again sit on his throne! As the fans booed, familiar music blared! It was Shepard! That turned the crowd around in a hurry! The vagabond priest emerged from the curtain, making his way down to the ring telling Mensar that while Shepard appreciated the sentiment, he wasn’t so sure that Mensar deserved the GWF Title match! Mensar had had his chance at the top of the mountain, and forgive him, but it was certainly a boring run with Mensar holding the belt! More than that, Shepard watched most of those matches and whew—those were some stinker opponents! Manslaughter? Enigma? Buck Steele? Come on! The fans roared Shepard’s name as he said that as the last man eliminated in the Rage in the Cage match from GWF Assault, he should be the next in line for a GWF Title match! Before the two men could settle things, Paralyze made his way down to the ring to an even louder ovation! The Aetheran warhammer said he must have misheard! Did Shepard say he was the last man eliminated in the Rage in the Cage? Because Paralyze was still out there to the very end! And truthfully, Paralyze didn’t remember Shepard doing much more than lying on barbed wire there at the end! And while Shepard certainly is a feel good story, let’s be honest, the Aetheran said! This is time for the grown-ups to talk! The champions! Shepard didn’t take too kindly to that and now he and Paralyze were glaring into each other’s eyes! The Aetheran warhammer said that if anyone deserved a GWF Title match, it was the man who has beaten both Mensar and Shepard in the last year—Paralyze! The fans instantly started booing when Godsend emerged from the curtain, carrying a mic in hand! The Great Evil said that everyone must have lost their minds over the pagan holiday! First, Mensar acts like he’s the backbone of this show! Until Godsend arrived, GWF Assault didn’t have a backbone! Then, Shepard comes out talking, but no one’s listening! Without the Great Evil, Shepard would still be a curtain jerker! And finally, Paralyze finally figured out how to put a few words together to make a sentence! Nicely done, big and stupid! But the truth of the matter is only one man deserves the GWF Title! Only one man has sold out show after show across two brands and all throughout the galaxy! Only Godsend deserves the main event match with Avarice at GWF Snowed In! All four men started to get ready for a fight and the fans were going crazy! This is what GWF action is all about! Suddenly, Commissioner Vanity emerged from the back telling everyone to calm down! He wasn’t so sure when his superstars decided to GWF Warfare it, but he was putting a stop to this right now! The commissioner was the man who made championship matches—no one else! Unfortunately, after hearing all the evidence, the commissioner wasn’t sure who to give the match to now! At first he thought about giving it to Godsend—the fans booed loudly like idiots—but now, he was leaning toward Paralyze! That brought out a huge pop! However, in the interest of fair play, the commissioner was going to let the wrestlers settle it…next week in a Fatal Four-way match! The winner of that match live here next week will go on to GWF Snowed In to face Avarice for the GWF Title! Now, the commissioner advised everyone to get out of his ring—except Godsend—he had a match up next! After the break, the Great Evil was pacing around the ring while the ref checked Shin Ko for weapons! Suddenly, Godsend surged forward, nailing the innovator with a double ax-handle to the back of the head! The Great Evil shoved the ref aside before shooting Shin Ko in through the ropes and into the corner post! As he stumbled back, Godsend lifted the innovator up and over with a big back suplex for two! Godsend spewed at the ref to count faster before pulling his former protégé up and planting him with a Hell’s Threshold drop and another two-count! The fans were chanting for Shin Ko to get up, but the Great Evil cut that rally short, choking Shin Ko with his boot to a four-count! Godsend slowly peeled Shin Ko from the mat, whipping him into the ropes for a super backdrop, but the innovator answered with a leap over and then a turning heel kick to the chest! A second kick dropped the Great Evil! As Godsend shot up, Shin Ko uploaded with two hard chops to the chest before whipping him into the far ropes! The Great Evil bounced back, right into Shin Ko’s waiting grasp for that Shinnovator spike hurricanrana! At the last second, Godsend countered, driving the innovator to the mat with a powerbomb for a close two-count! Shin Ko should have just stayed down because Godsend simply lifted him back up and planted the innovator with the Realm Eternal for a big win here tonight! Somehow, I doubt the Great Evil is going to have that easy of a time next week when he steps into the ring with three of GWF Assault’s top superstars! After a commercial break, our cameras quickly caught up with some backstage shenanigans! Puma and Hadrian had blindsided Paganax coming out of his locker room and were laying into the heathen chief! With Paganax temporarily dazed, Hadrian hoisted the big man up and drove him to the marble floor with a vicious scoop and release slam! The savage animal Puma leapt atop the prone heathen, nailing him with vicious claws to the face while security rushed to the scene to separate the three men! Puma looked in a particularly fierce mood and I wouldn’t want to be one of the men trying to corral him tonight! While security tried to do their job, we cut back to the squared circle! Out in the ring, it was time for our first championship match of the New Year! The TV Title was on the line in this one, and having talked to Ventross backstage earlier in the day, I knew he was excited about getting back into the ring! The Ravager, despite many expert opinions, has managed to hold his title for nearly four months now and has faced some of the top competition on GWF Assault! Tonight he didn’t have a cakewalk by any means, squaring off with the always dangerous Sycophant! The deviant made his way quickly to the ring with Bloat in tow! Wherever one member of this tandem goes, the other seems to be right behind! When Ventross burst through the curtains, the fans went wild! The TV Champion quickly made his way into the ring, slowly handing his title belt over to the ref while keeping an eye on Dominion’s newest members! The ref presented the title belt to Sycophant who remained emotionless! From behind, Bloat jammed a fork down into the back of the deviant’s neck, drawing a sickening squeal of delight from the challenger! Sycophant rushed forward, nailing Ventross with a running headbutt to the mouth while the ref called for the bell! The deviant quickly whipped Ventross with a strap off his sleeve, driving the champion back into the ropes with his savagery! As the deviant locked his hands around Ventross’ throat, the champion surged to life, answering with a headbutt of his own, this one taking Sycophant all the way down to the mat! The deviant shot up—right into a big press slam up and over the top rope onto Bloat! While the two members of Dominion lay on the floor, we cut away for a brief commercial break! Back from the break, Sycophant was back in the ring and had Ventross in a tight side headlock! During the commercials, Bloat had distracted the champion long enough for Sycophant to score a big dropkick to the back of the Ravager’s neck, temporarily stunning the champion! Inside the ring, Sycophant cackled as he continued to choke the Ravager, drawing a huge roar from Bloat! With the fans firmly behind him, Ventross slowly started to rise to his knees! The Ravager was blocking out the pain, lifting the deviant up off the mat and heaving him into the corner! As the deviant straddled the ropes, the challenger howled with delight! Ventross couldn’t believe it! Sycophant was actually enjoying this! The Ravager shook his head with disgust before rushing forward and shooting Sycophant off the top rope with a backward slingshot toss! The challenger slowly staggered to his feet, catching a boot to the ribs and a big powerbomb to the mat for his efforts! Somehow, the deviant managed to shoot a shoulder up at two, but he was in real trouble! The champion slowly pulled Sycophant up, looking straight into Bloat’s eyes before pulling the challenger in for Severed Ties! Suddenly, the deviant fell forward, nailing Ventross with a shoulder right to his left knee! The challenger hit the side ropes, looking for some momentum for a flying cross body block, but as he flew forward, Ventross caught him in both arms! The champion quickly slung the deviant around, dropping him on his feet and nailing him with the same knee Sycophant had just hit! With the fans roaring, the Ravager drove Sycophant to the mat with Severed Ties! Three seconds later and Ventross had started 2131 the way he ended 2130—successfully defending his TV Title! Suddenly, Bloat climbed into the ring behind Ventross, nailing the champion with his fork to the back of the neck! The hedonist hoisted Ventross up, driving the Ravager back into the corner with a running back slam! As Ventross stumbled forward, Bloat yanked the TV Title from the ref’s hands and plastered the champion with his own belt! The sickening monster locked his hands around Ventross’ face, applying his Cruel and Unusual Punishment until GWF security rushed down the ramp to pull the monster away from the TV Champion! During the next commercial break, Commissioner Vanity would sign a match between Bloat and Ventross next week at the TV Champion’s request! What in the stars was Ventross thinking putting his belt on the line against that sadist? After another break where trainers helped Ventross backstage, the TV Champion’s former championship partner came out to a huge booing! Rankor made his way down the ramp, snarling at the fans as they tried to slap his back! Luckily for them, no one came close to touching the general! Inside the ring, Cypher stretched out the top rope, looking to improve on a pathetic 2130 showing! What happened to the Olympian’s fire? I remember when experts were predicting him to be the break-out star of the year! As the ref signaled for the bell, Cypher slowly circled the general, looking for an opening here tonight! Rankor didn’t flinch! The general simply stood in place, waiting for Cypher to come to him! When the Olympian did, Rankor nailed him with a vicious knee to the stomach! The general unloaded with a double ax-handle to the back, taking the former TV Champion down to the mat! Hitting the side ropes, Rankor bounced back with a vicious kick to the stomach, lifting Cypher up off the mat! The general wasn’t here tonight to play games, hoisting Cypher off the mat and driving him into the top buckle with a face first drop! As the Olympian staggered back, Rankor locked him around the waist and heaved Cypher overhead with a flying back toss German suplex! The fans were in awe as Rankor grabbed Cypher’s legs, slingshotting him back into the bottom rope with that Guilty of Treason specialty move of his! The ref admonished Rankor for a second for using the bottom rope and then dropped down for the three-count! I’m sure Rankor really learned his lesson! After the match, the general demanded the house mic! Rankor told the fans that 2131 was going to be the year of Rankor! For far too long, the general has watched too many second-tier superstars steal his spotlight and more importantly…his pay checks! That all comes to an end right here and now! As a four- time former tag champion, Rankor wanted his belt back! That’s why he was laying out a challenge to those false Ravagers, the Others, for a GWF Tag Team Championship match! The fans actually popped to life for the Ravager! I don’t think they liked him any more, I just think they wanted to see a championship match! Will the Others have the guts to accept Rankor’s challenge, and just who will team with the general? Backstage, Commissioner Vanity was standing in front of a large collective of GWF Assault talent! The commissioner told them that he was tired of losing to Turmoil! He was tired of losing to those overpaid apes! Turmoil won last year’s Rumble! Last year’s Clash! Last year’s Rage! Even the Show of the Year! Well if Vanity’s going out—he’s going out on top! And it starts this year with the Royal Rumble! To that end, the commissioner was offering some incentives to any Assault wrestler who won the match! First, he would give them a one million Galactinote bonus! That got the superstars’ attention! And, the commissioner would personally sign the winning superstar to a guaranteed three-year contract exclusively to GWF Assault! So win or lose Sudden Death, that superstar would be protected! Nicodemus perked up under that announcement! Considering the Essence is behind in his feud and facing a two-year banishment, I’m sure he’d love to get some reassurance at GWF Snowed In! Commissioner Vanity concluded by saying that this year he was going to do whatever it took to make sure Thursday nights were once again must see TV in the GWF! And anyone who gets on board with him will find their lives one heck of a lot easier! After our final commercial break, we were back at ringside for our main event, and what a main event it was going to be! Commissioner Vanity had went all out for this main event, pitting a former GWF Champion against one of the GWF’s best young talents! Down the ramp first came the thespian Dante to a huge ovation! The Italian flirted with a fan in the front row before sliding into the ring and lifting his arms up to an even louder roar! When Terminus emerged from the back with former commissioner Cordanus, the fans’ boos were deafening! The former champion slowly made his way into the ring, letting Cordanus remove his full-length boxing-style robe before stepping close to the center of the square circle! Dante stared up into the Aran’s eyes, the Italian giving up nearly five inches and almost eighty pounds! If he was intimidated, the thespian didn’t show it! The ref went over instructions before signaling the bell for this titanic tussle! Terminus challenged Dante to a test of strength, but the former soccer star answered with a boot to the midsection! A second boot rocked Terminus down to one knee! Racing into the side ropes, Dante looked to gain some momentum, but Terminus was up quickly, nailing the Italian with a vicious lariat down to the canvas! The Aran may not be as fast as Dante, but the former GWF Champion certainly has some agility and quickness of his own! Terminus slowly peeled Dante from the mat, nailing him with a knee right to the underside of the ribs while locking on a backward abdominal stretch! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone apply the stretch away from their body, but it certainly opened up the Italian for a few more of those debilitating knees! Outside the ring, Cordanus applauded Terminus’ every move, drawing a loud booing from the fans! Inside the squared circle, Terminus went for another knee, but Dante hooked it with his free arm and whipped down to the mat, sending Terminus through the ropes and onto the apron! The Italian quickly hopped up, leaping onto the second turnbuckle and flying back with a forearm to Terminus’ jaw that took the Aran down to the concrete floor! Inside the ring, Dante clutched his ribs while Cordanus checked on Terminus outside! Dante knew he had to stay on the offensive, hitting the far ropes and flying back over the top rope with a wide-open splash! At the last second, Terminus caught him in both arms and fell back into the guardrail, dropping Dante lower ribs-first onto the steel! The fans were in shock as Terminus slid to the side, Dante coughing up what looked to be blood, his body still straddling that guardrail! The Aran seized the opportunity, nailing Dante with two hard kicks to the underside to an even louder booing! Finally the ref slid out of the ring to check on Dante, but Terminus shoved him aside, shooting the Italian back into the ring! Inside the squared circle, Terminus went for a cover, drawing only two before Dante by sheer heart alone kicked out! The Aran couldn’t believe it! Slowly, Terminus pulled Dante off the mat, nailing him with another knee to the ribs before planting the thespian with an Aran Drop for two! Cordanus ordered the ref to count faster, but the official held up only two! Again Terminus slowly pulled Dante off the mat, not wanting to make a critical mistake by getting ahead of himself! Clutching Dante close, Terminus tossed the Italian down to the mat with a Sambo suplex for what had to be it! Somehow, the Italian shot a shoulder out at two and this match would continue! What in the stars was going on? Terminus looked to Cordanus for answers, but the former commissioner seemed dumbstruck for a second before a sly grin crossed his face! The Hammerlock Slam! Terminus again hoisted Dante up, hooking his left arm for what promised to finish this match, but Dante was too stupid to stay down! The Italian actually fired back with his right hand! Another right elbow to the chin! With the fans roaring on the edge of their seats, Dante leapt up and rocked Terminus back with a soccer kick to the side of the head! The Aran smacked against the corner, bouncing back into a tornado DDT to the mat for two! The Italian stallion leapt up onto the second rope, not wasting a second, and flew back with a double knee drop to the sternum for another close two-count! It was only their first matches of 2131 and neither man was giving an inch here tonight! Dante slowly pulled Terminus from the mat, nailing him with a forearm to the side of the head before motioning to the crowd for Heaven! The spotlight star went to hoist up the bigger Aran, but as he did, something tweaked in his back! Dante stumbled back, clutching his ribs while Terminus surged to life! The Aran shot forward with a forearm block, but Dante ducked under and answered with a kick to the lower back! Hopping onto the apron, Cordanus had seen enough! The former commissioner grabbed Dante by the hair, looking to pull him back! In the ensuing scramble, the ref stepped in between both Dante and Cordanus, trying to separate the two men! From behind, Terminus crashed into Dante with a forearm to the back, sandwiching the official! The fans booed as the ref dropped to the mat and Cordanus hopped down to the floor! Inside the ring, Terminus grabbed Dante by the arm, lifting him up for the Hammerlock Slam, but somehow, Dante wiggled free in the air! The spotlight star landed on his feet to the side of Terminus, catching him as he turned with Dante’s patented Hell kick! The Italian quickly drove Terminus to the mat with a DDT before hooking the far leg! Near the ropes, the ref started a groggy count, somehow scoring three before Cordanus pulled the official out of the ring! Dante had done it! He had beaten another former champion and just like that, the spotlight star’s stock has just skyrocketed in 2131! We’re out of time for tonight, but we’ll see who makes the grade next week! Signed for GWF Assault next week, 1-22: Zombies versus the Others (GWF Tag Team Title Match) Will the Others accept Rankor’s Challenge? Gabriel versus Puma Bloat versus Ventross (TV Title Match) Paralyze versus Shepard versus Mensar versus Godsend (#1 Contender’s Match) Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Jan 23, 2009 18:08:21 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 1-22! What a night we have for you sheep tonight! Two championship matches are the opening course, but the main event has to be the Fatal Four-way to see who will face Avarice in ten days at GWF Snowed In live from the Fish Bowl on Pisces! We’ve got four of the biggest names in the industry lined up for this one and it promises to be a huge night of GWF Assault action! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with the Zombies milling around the ring for this opening title match! When the Others came out, they received a solid ovation, but I couldn’t help but notice that a lot of the fans have stopped responding as well to the champions! Omni is still as over as ever, but since losing his share of the titles, Odyssey has been getting booed more and more! If it wasn’t for Omni, Odyssey still wouldn’t have a share of the GWF Tag Team Titles! That didn’t seem to sit too well with Odyssey who didn’t even unlatch his title when he slid into the ring! Instead, the dark Ravager raced across the ring and nailed Noxious with a big knee to the chin! Odyssey turned around, swinging his boot back and catching Rotwurm with a kick to what used to be his guts! While the ref called for the bell, Odyssey lifted Noxious up, back body dropping the zombie up and over the top rope to the concrete floor! Rotwurm tried to attack Odyssey, but Omni cut him off with a running kick to the face! Both Ravagers hoisted Rotwurm up, driving him to the canvas with a double team front slam! Outside the ring, Noxious looked lost, wandering around ringside and knocking over chairs! Without someone to direct him, the zombie didn’t seem concerned with getting back into the ring! Inside the squared circle, the Others waited for Rotwurm to rise, exploding forward with their Synchronicity kick right to the zombie’s chin! Odyssey dropped down for the cover, hooking Rotwurm’s leg for the easy three-count! You won’t get a much easier championship match that that, Others!
After the match, Odyssey demanded the house mic! The dark Ravager said that he didn’t care who Rankor had in his corner next week…the Others accept! Next week, Omni and Odyssey would put their GWF Tag Team Titles on the line against Rankor and his mystery partner! Rankor better bring one stars of a partner though because the dark Ravager had been salivating over the prospects of pounding the general ever since Rankor stole his title belt! Next week, he was going to savor every single moment of that beating! As Odyssey left the ring, Omni had a surprised look on his face! I’m not sure, but it didn’t look like Omni knew Odyssey was going to say that! Did he even know Odyssey was going to accept the challenge?
Before we cut to commercial break, it was time for another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Joining the genius tonight was the massive heathen chief, Paganax! Hegemony welcomed Paganax to the show, telling him that he had been trying for months to get the chief to join him! Paganax remained silent! However, Hegemony wished this interview could have been conducted under better circumstances considering how far behind Paganax is in his Sudden Death feud! Paganax snarled! Don’t get me wrong, the genius quickly added, it’s not Paganax’s fault! It’s the Krypt Killers! The Ape-men are destroying Jakyll and Krypt while Puma and Paganax are nearly even! Paganax roared that they weren’t even! Puma was nowhere near the force Paganax was! Grabbing Hegemony by the collar, Paganax roared that no one is the equal of the heathen chief! Security quickly rushed around the two men, but no one wanted to advance on the massive Paganax! Luckily for Hegemony, Paganax shoved the genius down onto his seat and calmly left the set! That might have been the shortest installment of Insights ever!
After a commercial break, the fans roared to life as a teaser image of Aegis appeared on the Galactitron! Returning in ten days at the Royal Rumble, it warned! After the beating Aegis took at GWF Armageddon, I’m surprised that he’d ever get back into the ring, much less this soon! What a night that is going to be for the colonel!
While Paganax was busy threatening Hegemony, his Sudden Death rival was out at ringside for a huge match! Accompanying Puma tonight of course was Dr. Barnabus, but also the Ape-men! Barnabus told me earlier in the week that he wants his team to start showing more solidarity, and coming out as a group is certainly one way of doing that! When Gabriel’s music hit, the fans went wild! I know the guy purports to being an angel, but with the way he’s been acting of late outside of the ring, I don’t know about that! I’ve seen him at several after show parties having a really good time! I’ll leave it at that! The fans seemed to like him more and more every day and after a decent streak of wins at house shows over the last week, Commissioner Vanity decided to reward the angel of vengeance with a Thursday night match! Inside the ring, Gabriel offered Puma a handshake, but the former TV Champion answered with a boot to the gut! The savage animal snapped off a vicious backhand chop, taking Gabriel down to the mat with his claws! Puma was right on top of him quickly, leaping down with a knee to the side of the head and then a face rake with those claws of his! The ref admonished Puma, but that only got the beast going more! Puma reared back and began slashing away with his claws, ripping into Gabriel’s far too perfect face! The ref physically intervened, pulling Puma back much to Barnabus’ chagrin! The doctor howled outside the ring that that wasn’t fair, but the ref wasn’t listening! Puma went to swing at the official, but Barnabus barked something and Puma reluctantly stopped! The savage animal pulled Gabriel up by the hair, focusing back on his opponent, but the distraction had given Gabriel a chance to catch his breath! The angel fired up with a rising forearm uppercut! A second forearm uppercut rocked the former champion! As Gabriel started forward with a running charge, Puma met him with a knee to the stomach! The animal wrenched Gabriel by the neck, looking for a neckbreaker, but the angel countered with a shove-off into the ropes! As Puma turned back around, Gabriel caught him right under the chin with a Flight Kick! The fans roared to life as Gabriel scored a close two-count! Lifting Puma up, Gabriel nailed him with two hard forearms to the jaw before hitting the side ropes! As he rebounded, Puma ducked low, hoisting up the angel with a big Andromeda Drop! Puma raced onto the ropes, flipping back with a moonsault for two of his own! The savage animal leapt to his feet, stalking around Gabriel as he tried to shake loose the cobwebs! Everyone knew what was coming next! As the angel rose, Puma rushed forward for the Sideswipe, but impressively, Gabriel leapt over him, avoiding the tackle! Puma bounced off the ropes, turning back into an Elysium Charge neckbreaker for one of the closest two-counts I have ever seen! The angel of vengeance pointed to the top rope, drawing a huge ovation from the capacity crowd! Gabriel slowly started up, looking for his Judgment Day moonsault! Unfortunately, that Day would never come! Hopping onto the apron, Hadrian leveled Gabriel with a big forearm right to the face, toppling the angel all the way to the concrete floor! The ref called for the bell while Barnabus barked instructions for Nero to attack! The Ape-men applied the boots—or in their case paws—to Gabriel outside of the ring while Puma tried to figure out just where he was! Suddenly, the fans sprang to life! Rushing down the ramp was Exodus! The fallen angel was back! After a nasty spill last year, Exodus was back and out to help his friend and some time tag team partner! The fallen angel blindsided Hadrian with a running elbow hammer before shooting Nero into the steel guardrail! Hadrian turned for a fight, but Barnabus barked for him to stop! There would be another time! While Exodus checked on Gabriel, Barnabus smugly led his team up the ramp, basking in the boos from the fans!
Backstage, Godsend entered Shepard’s locker room! As the priest stood up, Godsend told him to relax! He wasn’t here to fight Shepard…yet! There’d be plenty of time for that out in the ring later tonight! No, Godsend was here to deliver a message to Shepard! At GWF Rage in the Cage, Shepard stole Godsend’s spot! He cost the Great Evil from winning that match! Tonight, Godsend was going to return the favor! You see, Godsend shouldn’t even be in this match! He should already be the number one contender for the GWF Title by virtue of his Rage in the Cage victory! But since Shepard stole that from him, tonight, Godsend was going to steal Shepard’s chance from him! Shepard nodded! The Great Evil was more than welcome to try! Godsend glared at his nemesis while we cut to commercial break!
Back from break, the matches get right on rolling! Commissioner Vanity had spared no expense tonight and for the second time, we were getting a championship match on free TV! I only hope this one turns out better than the first one tonight! Bloat made his way down the ramp to a loud booing! The fans have really taking a dislike to this hedonist monster! So he weighs a few extra pounds! So he has poor grooming habits! Is that any reason to boo him? Accompanying the hedonist was the always disliked Sycophant! Inside the ring, the official warned Bloat that if he used any foreign objects—including a fork—the ref would not hesitate to disqualify him and end his championship aspirations right then and there! Bloat simply laughed! When the TV Champion emerged from the back, the fans gave a solid ovation to Ventross! The TV Champion confidently stepped into the ring, handing the ref his championship belt while continuing to eye Bloat! As soon as the bell rang, Bloat lunged forward, but the Ravager easily dodged the clumsy attack, nailing Bloat with a hard right hand to the gut! Bloat didn’t feel a bit of that punch! The hedonist swung to the side with an elbow to the neck followed by a big headbutt! It was hard to say who took the worst of that one! Bloat rushed forward again, but this time Ventross caught him by the waist, trying to lift up the massive girth that is Bloat! He managed to get him up, but combined with his weight, Bloat’s momentum toppled Ventross over! Now the champion was in real trouble with Bloat on top of him! The challenger reached down and ripped a large chunk of Ventross’ eyebrow off, drawing blue blood over the champion’s left eye! Bloat laughed as he hammered away at Ventross, ramming his fist down repeatedly into the champion’s eye and mouth! Finally the champion managed to fight out, shoving Bloat aside, but the damage had been done! As Ventross attempted to stand, Bloat caught him with an elbow to the eye, quickly driving Ventross onto the ropes! The ref stepped in between the champion and Bloat, but that just gave Sycophant a chance to get a cheap shot with one of his jacket straps! The deviant jammed the metal buckle from his strap right into Ventross’ gut, eliciting a loud bellow from the champion! Bloat shoved the ref aside, rushing forward as only he can with a legdrop onto the champion’s neck, driving him into the second rope throat-first! Bloat laughed as he pulled Ventross up, hoisting him into the air for a powerslam, but somehow, the Ravager managed to answer with a right hand to the nose! A second right hand broke Bloat’s grip and Ventross dropped to the mat on both knees! The champion shot up, rushing forward and catching Bloat with a big shoulder spear right to the gut! Now that had an effect! Ventross slowly pulled Bloat in by his ears, hammering him with a vicious forearm to the top of the skull! A second forearm rocked back the challenger! Hitting the side ropes, Ventross again doubled Bloat over with a shoulder spear! Reaching down with everything he had, Ventross unloaded with a vicious onslaught of punches! The challenger was rocking now and the fans were roaring Ventross’ name! The champion grabbed Bloat around the waist, slowly hoisting him up and dropping Bloat back with the ugliest looking Severed Ties I have ever seen! Inside the squared circle, Ventross was spent, collapsing beside Bloat, clearly having used all his reserves for that big move! Outside the ring, Sycophant pounded for Bloat to get up! As Ventross crawled over, the champion draped an arm on Bloat, scoring a close two-count! Stars, that was close! The champion slowly sat up, trying to figure out what to do next! Rising up, Ventross hit the side ropes, but Sycophant tripped him up from behind! The Ravager turned around to grab the deviant, but Sycophant wisely backed away! The official had seen enough! He ordered the deviant to leave ringside! The fans loved that decision! While Sycophant argued with the official, Ventross turned back around…right into a fork to his already bloody eyebrow! Bloat jammed that fork again into Ventross’ eye before tossing the weapon aside and falling on top of Ventross with all his weight! The ref turned back around just in time to see Bloat smothering the champion in a pinning predicament! Three seconds later and the galaxy was stunned! We had a new TV Champion! Are you kidding me? Bloat was the TV Champion! The hedonist was on top of the galaxy! What a night for Bloat! What a night for Dominion, and more importantly, what a night for GWF Assault!
Backstage, Dante was standing with the GWF Champion, Avarice! The spotlight star told Avarice that his belt sure looked nice! It would look even better around Dante’s waist! Avarice chuckled! So what, Dante wins a match or two and now he thinks he’s ready for the main event? Dante shot back that he hasn’t just won a few matches! He beat Rubicon in an Italian Strap Match! Last week, to start off 2131, he-a embarrassed Terminus! And the only thing keeping that GWF Title away from him is the fact that-a he and Avarice are on the same team! The Blackthorn told Dante that he was wrong! The only reason he isn’t getting a title shot is because he’s a loud mouth punk that hasn’t earned it! Avarice wasn’t sure how things were run in that pig in a field show Dante came from, but on GWF Assault, you made your breaks! Later tonight, Paralyze—Avarice’s teammate—was in the Fatal Four-way match! And you know why, the Blackthorn demanded! Because he’s earned it! Because he’s a main event talent! And more than that…because people pay to see Paralyze! Avarice glared down at Dante, asking him how he thought a five foot nothing nobody from some mudball in the Milky Way was ever going to main event a swap meet, much less the GWF? Dante nodded! You’re a-right! Dante did need to make his own breaks! With that, he nailed Avarice with a big right hand to the jaw! As the two scuffled, Euritar rushed to the scene, separating both men and trying to keep his team together! As the punk shoved both men back, stepping in between them, Avarice told Dante that if he wants a shot at the title—earn it! But if he wants a fight, Avarice was ready and willing any time! Dante told the Blackthorn that his days on top were numbered! One way or the other, Dante was going to take his title belt!
After a commercial break, our cameras were in the Dominion locker room where Godsend was leading a celebration for the new TV Champion, Bloat! The hedonist doused himself with several bottles of expensive champagne, while Darkseed and Nightmare roared their approval! What a start to the year for Dominion! The Great Evil told Bloat that he had done Dominion proud! He had joined the ranks of Nightmare and Godsend as Dominion champions! He was a shining example of what young talent like Sycophant could achieve! In fact, with Bloat holding the TV Title, Dominion’s chink—the Great Evil shot a look at Darkseed—was far less noticeable! Despite their weak link, Dominion would still win their Sudden Death feud! And tonight, in fact right now, Godsend was heading to the ring to take back what is rightfully his…the GWF Title!
Out at ringside, it was time for the main event! A Fatal Four-way single elimination match to determine a new number one contender for Avarice’s GWF Title! The winner of this match will go on to GWF Snowed In to face the Blackthorn for that title and a date with destiny! Out first to a huge ovation was the Aetheran warhammer, Paralyze! The two-time former champion quickly made his way into the ring, looking in tremendous shape here for his first televised match of 2131! Following the Aetheran out was Shepard, the only man in this match not to hold a championship title! If the vagabond priest was nervous, he didn’t show it at all, sliding into the ring and shooting daggers at Paralyze! The Aetheran warhammer and Shepard may be close outside of the ring, but tonight, they were both battling for the richest prize in our sport! Tonight, Paralyze and Shepard were going to be bitter enemies! When the music switched and Mensar made his way down the ramp, the fans instantly started booing! They were trying to boo the Mensan right back up the ramp and out of the building! Mensar actually seemed to enjoy it! The two-time former champion calmly stepped into the ring, standing nearly eye-to-eye with Paralyze as he walked past into his corner! How was one ref going to be able to keep these three men under control…to say nothing of the Great Evil! Godsend didn’t receive quite the booing Mensar did, showing that at least some of you sheep have some taste! Stepping into the ring, the Great Evil slowly removed his robe, handing it down to a clearly smitten ring girl! Godsend led the former champions’ club here tonight with three championship reigns under his belt, second on GWF Assault to only Varsity! Tonight, the Great Evil had a chance to draw one step closer to the Hollywood Star, a man that he’s had quite the rivalry with over the past few years! The ref went over the instructions for the match, letting all four men know exactly what they were fighting for here tonight—the GWF Title! With all the pageantry out of the way, the official signaled to the timekeeper to ring the bell and we were underway! As expected, Paralyze was the first man to close, rushing forward and nearly taking Godsend’s head off with a vicious lariat! The Great Evil ducked low, answering with a kick to the back but leaving himself open to a forearm to the back of the head from Shepard! Mensar wisely stood in a corner watching the carnage unfold while Shepard rammed Godsend face-first into the top turnbuckle! Paralyze turned back around, nailing Godsend with a shot to the ribs while Shepard held him exposed! The priest shoved Godsend forward, right into a big back body drop from the Aetheran warhammer! From behind, Mensar unloaded with a Big Boot to the back of Shepard’s skull! The Mensan quickly tossed Shepard up and over the top rope leaving us just two men in the ring! Paralyze shot forward, ramming his weight into Mensar and forcing a man that he’s fought many times in the past into a neutral corner! As Paralyze took a step back, Mensar stuck a thumb into his eye, following with a knee to the stomach! The Mensan quickly drove his fist into the side of Paralyze’s neck, dropping the Aetheran to a knee! Mensar hit the side ropes, driving his knee to the side of Paralyze’s head and taking the Aetheran down! From behind, Godsend slipped back into the ring, nailing Mensar with a blatant lowblow! What was the ref going to do? This was a Fatal Four-way match! You really have to step outside of the rules to get disqualified here! The Great Evil locked on a front chancery, squeezing tight into Mensar’s neck before dropping down and driving the Mensan into his knee with a front first chin-buster! I’m not sure I’ve ever seen that particular version! From the corner, Shepard sprang back into the ring, nailing Godsend from behind with a big shoulderblock to the back! Now how is that priestly? This is the man you sheep want to represent GWF Assault at GWF Snowed In? Idiots! The priest quickly pulled Godsend back up, shooting him into the corner for a running Silver Bullet Charge! The priest hopped onto the second rope, unloading with a Turnbuckle Tabernacle of punches ! The fans counted right alongside Shepard as he unloaded with nine big blows! For his tenth shot, the priest lifted his hand up, savoring the impact, but it never came! Underneath the priest, Paralyze hoisted Shepard into the air and drove him to the canvas with a high elevation powerbomb! The Aetheran dropped down for the cover, but at two, Godsend fell forward with a double ax-handle! Paralyze quickly rose up, nailing Godsend with a left hand to the cheek that took the Great Evil up and over the top rope all the way to the concrete floor! Paralyze pulled Shepard up by the mask, driving his elbow down with a big Atomic Spike to the top of the head! The Aetheran warhammer hoisted Shepard up, planting him into his knee with a vicious backbreaker! Holding Shepard in place, Paralyze lifted him again and drove the priest down with a second backbreaker! From behind, Mensar nearly punted the Aetheran’s head off his shoulders! Mensar quickly shoved Paralyze through the ropes, pinning Shepard for a close two-count! The Mensan pulled Shepard off the mat, lifting him up for his Hostile Takeover slam! From the apron, Godsend grabbed Shepard’s boot and yanked the priest back, saving his sworn enemy! As Shepard hit the mat, the priest leapt up with an enziguri kick to the side of the head that rocked Mensar back! Godsend slid into his path, hoisting the Mensan up and planting him with the Realm Eternal! From behind, Shepard nailed Godsend with a forearm to the back of the neck and a forward-facing neckbreaker! The priest quickly hopped onto the top rope for the coup de grace! He was going for the Exorcism on Godsend! Before the priest could leap off, Paralyze hopped onto the apron and grabbed Shepard’s boots, splitting him onto the top rope! Every male in the crowd let loose an audible groan! The Aetheran warhammer slipped into the ring, lifting Shepard up and driving him to the canvas with the Paralyzer! That was it! No one got up from the Paralyzer! As the Aetheran warhammer rolled over for the cover, the ref dropped down for the count! At two, Godsend slammed his knee into the side of the Aetheran’s head! Paralyze rose up angrily! The Great Evil backpedaled a few steps, but Paralyze wasn’t letting him go! The Aetheran followed closely, seething with rage! Suddenly, Godsend rushed forward with a left hand, but Paralyze didn’t give an inch! The Aetheran grabbed the Great Evil by the throat and lifted him up into the air! While Godsend pleaded for his life, Paralyze roared with anger! Before the Aetheran could hammer Godsend with his free hand, Mensar rushed the Aetheran from behind, toppling both men into the ropes and out to the concrete floor! The Mensan quickly hopped onto the second rope, leaping off with the Wrecking Machine on the prone vagabond priest! Three seconds later and we had a new number one contender for the GWF Title at GWF Snowed In! While the ref lifted Mensar’s hand, Paralyze went livid outside the ring! Godsend wisely slipped away while Paralyze stomped a television camera! That’s going to cost him! We’re out of time for this week, but we’ll see next week who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 1-29:
Shepard vs Darkseed Hegemony’s Insights with Dante The Light versus the Ape-men Warfare versus Bloat (TV Title Match) Rankor and his mystery partner versus the Others (GWF Tag Title Match)
Signed for GWF Snowed In live from the Fish Bowl on Pisces an d on PPV, 2-1:
Mensar versus Avarice (GWF Title Match) The Royal Rumble
Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Jan 29, 2009 19:21:43 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 1-29! We are just three days away from GWF Snowed In and what promises to be the biggest night of this young year! Not only will thirty men—really only thirteen GWF Assault superstars have any chance of winning—battle in the Royal Rumble to earn the right to main event GWF Perennial 31 against the GWF Champion, but we have one of the all-time classic GWF Title matches between Mensar and Avarice to look forward to! Last week, Mensar earned his spot for that title match, and tonight, both he and the Blackthorn were training off site for what promised to be one for the history books! Without his top two stars tonight, Commissioner Vanity was determined to make the show go on, signing four huge matches, including two championship contests! Let’s see who makes the grade! The night opened with Darkseed already in the ring to a tremendous booing! I don’t know how, but somehow the Dominion Beast has turned into his team’s whipping boy of late! I can promise you I never saw that coming! Tonight he had a chance to earn his spot back with a match against the vagabond priest, Shepard! When the priest made his way through the curtains, the fans went ballistic! Shepard slapped hands with the fans, all the while eyeing the monstrous Darkseed inside the ring! Stepping onto the apron, Shepard just ducked a running charge from the Dominion Beast! The priest answered with a shoulder through the ropes and into the ribs while the ref called for the bell! Slingshotting into the ring, Shepard leapt over the Dominion Beast and pulled him to the mat with a sunset flip! Unbelievably, the ref slammed his hand down three times and this match was in the record books as one of the shortest in history! The vagabond priest quickly rolled out of the ring to my announce table while Darkseed pounded his fists on the mat in anger! Grabbing a headset, Shepard said that this Sunday, he hopes Godsend lasts a lot longer than Darkseed did tonight! That was the one thing Shepard hated about the Royal Rumble! He didn’t know what number he would draw! He might even end up with a late twenties number! The priest said that if that happened, he hoped Godsend would pull every trick out of his bag to ensure he was still in the ring when Shepard’s number was called! Because this Sunday, Shepard had two goals! First, he was going to win the Royal Rumble and finally earn a GWF Title match! And second? He was going to be the man that eliminated the Great Evil! Mark his words, Shepard was going to accomplish his goals this Sunday! As it is written, so it is done, the priest said before tossing the headset back to me! What a jerk! While the priest made his way back up the ramp, a graphic appeared on the Galactitron! Coming back this Sunday: Aegis! That drew a solid pop as we cut to commercial break! Back from the break, it was time for another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius welcomed Dante to his show! Hegemony was all smiles saying that in his opinion, he had the greatest wrestler in the GWF as his guest tonight! And if it wasn’t for Avarice hiding from him, Dante may well be the GWF Champion right now! Dante thanked Hegemony for calling it fairly for once! A lot of people on Thursday nights, the Italian said, only want to focus on the “it” guys! They want to make sure that their guys are on top! That only the “established” stars get the spotlight! Well Dante was the spotlight star! He was the future of the GWF and everyone better get on board right now! Like Avarice, Hegemony subtly asked! Exactly! Avarice is the worst of the bunch! He’s hiding behind their team right now, Dante shouted! Notice Dante wasn’t invited to the Fatal Four-way last week! If he was, he’d have won the thing! And he’d have taken Avarice’s title this Sunday! As it is, Dante is throwing his name in the Royal Rumble! If it takes it, Dante is willing to go through twenty-nine other men to earn his shot at the GWF Title! Everyone may want to hold down a rising star like Dante! They may worry about their spots! They may even throw the Italian under the bus! But one thing is for sure—the cream rises to the top! And this Sunday, Dante is going to be Avarice’s worst nightmare…the new number one contender! Backstage, Zed Marlowe was with Tekaro and Warfare! The prince was clearly agitated! What is Aegis doing coming back, Zed demanded! The ROC doesn’t need him! In fact, since Aegis has been gone, the ROC has not only caught up with Murdok’s team, they’ve overtaken them in the standings! And who was it that got Warfare a title match tonight? Zed Marlowe! Tekaro said that Aegis coming back was going to give the ROC the numbers advantage in their feud! With their leader back—Zed shook his head! Who was the leader of the team, the prince demanded! Tekaro nodded, quickly leading Warfare away for his match while Zed paced around the room! What’s going on here? Out at ringside, it was time for our first title match of the night! Warfare emerged from the curtain to a small pop! Behind the juggernaut, Tekaro tried to pump up his partner, leading him all the way to the squared circle! As Warfare stepped into the ring, the champion’s music blared and the fans actually popped! I heard some actual cheers for this disgusting hedonist! Bloat stomped down the ramp, dragging the title behind him! Look, I’m Godsend’s biggest fan, but even I can’t condone the way Bloat acts! The man has no regard for the GWF or his championship title! Stepping into the ring, Bloat tossed the title belt to the ref and laughed! Warfare slowly pressed closer! Bloat was facing a man who was not even bigger than him tonight, but possibly more deranged! As the ref called for the bell, the juggernaut unloaded with a big right hand! A second right hand rocked Bloat all the way into the ropes! Warfare shot forward with a running knee, but Bloat met him with a thumb to the throat! As the juggernaut stumbled back, Bloat rushed forward with a lariat down to the mat! The hedonist quickly dropped all his way down, driving an elbow into Warfare’s chest! Bloat laughed as he smothered Warfare with both hands, trying to choke out the juggernaut while the ref worked his count to four! Surprisingly, Bloat let him loose! The hedonist rose up, applying a nerve lock with his right hand and putting all his weight against the juggernaut’s back! If there’s been one knock against Warfare all these years it’s that the man just doesn’t have the stamina of a top GWF star! Bloat was testing that knowledge, really putting his weight down onto Warfare’s back! With the ref in perfect position for the submission, Bloat continued to lay against Warfare! Was the hedonist actually using strategy? I thought he was mindless! Reaching down deep, Warfare started to pound his hand on the mat! Like that was going to help! The fans started to get behind him, with Tekaro leading the cheer outside the ring! Somehow, Warfare managed to rise up to a knee! Then both knees! The fans were getting louder as Warfare fired back with an elbow to Bloat’s gut! A second elbow broke the hold and sent Warfare racing into the ropes! The juggernaut flew back with a big shoulderblock that finally took Bloat off his feet! Collapsing onto the second rope, Warfare gasped for breath as the ref started a standing ten-count! Pulling himself up at six, Warfare grabbed Bloat by his rising head and nailed him with a Centra uppercut under the nose! A second uppercut busted open the champion’s nose! I don’t think he cared! The juggernaut slowly pulled Bloat up, pushing him back into the corner for a maniac beat down of punches! The crowd was getting louder with each blow, but I think Warfare was wearing himself out! With the fans at a fever pitch, Warfare grabbed Bloat by the neck and turned him around, looking for that Payback suplex of his! Unfortunately for the challenger, he was out of gas! Bloat’s weight was too much and the hedonist turned with a back elbow right to the jaw! Bloat quickly followed with a lift up powerslam to the mat followed by a smother legdrop to the face! The fans were in complete shock as the ref dropped down for the cover and the unexpected three-count! Other than me and Bloat, who would have thought Warfare would be that gassed? The man just didn’t have anything left in the tank! And as for Bloat, this is another huge victory in the hedonist’s massive belt! Even more impressive was the fact that Bloat didn’t cheat a bit to win this one! This could be a scary trend for the GWF! Backstage, Exodus stood with Latasha! Latasha welcomed Exodus back to the GWF, letting him know that the fans all around the galaxy have been asking about him! Exodus thanked Latasha and all the fans for the support! It felt great to be back in the GWF! But this time around, things are going to be different! For far too long, Exodus has sat back and watched things happen here on Thursday nights! Not in 2131! Just like last week, Exodus is going to take action! First, tonight he and Gabriel were going to show the Ape-men what righteous retribution felt like! Then, this Sunday, Exodus was going to enter the Royal Rumble and no matter what number he drew, walk out the man heading to GWF Perennial 31 and his date with destiny! He and Avarice had headlined a lot of shows in their rookie years! Now, both a little older and a little wiser, Exodus was looking forward to one more go around…this time for the GWF Title! The fans roared out in the arena for that match! Exodus excused himself! He had a match after the commercial break! After the break, we were back in the ring where the Ape-men had come out to a loud booing! After their actions last week, who can blame the fans for booing Hadrian and Nero? The fans might not be in their corner, but Dr. Barnabus certainly was tonight and I can’t help but believe that the doctor’s presence would continue to guide this two-time championship team back to the top! When bright white lights bathed the arena and the Light descended from the ceiling, the fans went crazy! Exodus and Gabriel have far and away the greatest entrance in the GWF, and impressively enough, it’s almost impossible to see the cable wires that lower them softly to the ring! If only they could wrestle as well as they made their way to the ring! Inside the squared circle, the Light was all business tonight! The ref patted both men down before calling for the bell to get this one started! Gabriel and Nero started the action, both men feeling each other out with a series of aborted tie-ups! Finally Gabriel closed and whipped Nero over with a snapmare! The agile ape rolled to his feet, flying back with a spinning fist, but the angel of vengeance ducked and answered with an inverted atomic drop of his own! Gabriel followed with a big right hand to the top of the head! As Nero rocked, Gabriel hit the side ropes, flying back with a big cross body block! Impressively, the ape leapt up and caught the angel with a dropkick right to the midsection! Even you sheep have to admit that was impressive! Nero quickly yanked Gabriel off the mat, slamming him headfirst into the Ape-men’s corner before making the tag to the big Hadrian! Hadrian entered the ring and leveled Gabriel with a slap across the chest, the angel’s flesh instantly turning red from the busted veins! The big ape continued the assault, hammering Gabriel with wild swinging arms, each blow taking it’s toll and quickly dropping the angel to the mat! With Barnabus shouting instructions, Hadrian took a step back before dropping down with a big headbutt right to Gabriel’s own cranium! I’m telling you, Hadrian came out ahead on that exchange! The big ape slowly pulled Gabriel up, locking on a lower back bearhug! The fans were urging Gabriel to break the hold, but how? He was far too far from his corner and there was no way he was going to pry loose Hadrian’s grip! Reaching down deep, Gabriel flung his head forward, nailing the big ape with a blow to the nose! A second headbutt actually seemed to daze Hadrian! The third shot did it and Hadrian dropped the angel of vengeance to the mat! From behind, Nero grabbed Gabriel’s hair and yanked him back into the corner for Hadrian to capitalize with a big running splash! The ref admonished the Ape-men, but they didn’t understand him anyway! Hadrian tagged in the fresh ape, quickly leaving the ring to get his nose treated by Barnabus while Nero leapt into the ring with a big right hand to the head! A second right hand rocked Gabriel back a step! As Nero swung a third time, Gabriel ducked and answered with a dropkick to the front of the knee! The angel of vengeance rose up with a big uppercut before unloading with a Heavenly Barrage of punches, driving Nero back into the Light’s corner! The fans erupted as Gabriel made the hot tag to Exodus, bringing the returning fallen angel back into a GWF ring! Exodus leapt over the top rope and laced Nero with a backhand chop! Hadrian stormed into the ring, but both angels spotted him coming and ducked a shoulder low, back body dropping the big ape up and over the top rope to the concrete floor! The fans went wild! Inside the ring, Exodus pulled Nero forward, lifting him up high with a timed vertical suplex, driving the two-time former champion hard to the mat! The fallen angel pointed to the corners and Gabriel agreed! Hitting opposite corners, Gabriel and Exodus looked to the heavens for some type of approval! They must have got it because both men leapt off with precision timing, nailing the ape with Judgment Day, a combination legdrop/moonsault attack! Exodus made the cover and this one was in the books! Welcome back, fallen angel! What a return! As we cut to commercial break, the Galactitron showed a pre-taped segment with Actagon and Mensar! The Greek God told Mensar that he had one stars of an opportunity this Sunday to become a three-time champion! The Mensan told Actagon that he was a master of stating the obvious! Of course this is a golden opportunity! An opportunity that Mensar plans to make the most of! While thirty other so-called “superstars” are killing themselves and each other to earn a Perennial main event spot, Mensar only had to fight one man! He only had to do what he’s done so many times in the past—knock down a new pretender to his throne! Mensar is the King of the Mountain for a reason, and this Sunday, he will prove it! Five years ago, Mensar won what would become the most prestigious championship in GWF history at GWF Snowed In! Five years ago, Mensar began his unrivaled championship reign! This Sunday, Avarice is facing not only Mensar, but destiny! The Mensan was trained by the best! He was given approval by the second-greatest superstar in GWF history! He was handpicked to be Chaos’ apprentice! Now, Mensar is the greatest superstar in GWF history! Now, Mensar is the master of the GWF! And this Sunday, Avarice is going to humble himself before the king! This Sunday, the king will take back his throne! After our final break, it was time for the main event! Rankor was the first down to the ring and the fans sat anxiously awaiting finding out who would be his partner here tonight in this GWF Tag Title match! When the traitor grabbed the mic he said that he only trusted someone with as devious a heart as he had! That’s why, he was proud to introduce his partner tonight…Nicodemus! The fans booed loudly and even I had to admit that all this was a bit anti-climactic! The Essence made his way to the ring to a shower of boos! Seriously, we were all expecting a shock! Maybe a new superstar, or I even read a journalist make a good case for Ventross! Now that would have been a surprise partner! This was hardly surprising at all! Thankfully the Others came out quickly and the fans stopped threatening to riot! Odyssey and Omni quickly made their way down the ramp, both men more than happy to be locking up with the Essence! Inside the ring, Omni was a ball of energy, loving the reaction from the crowd while Odyssey, true to form remained close to his corner! The champions handed over their title belts while the official went over instructions! Finally the time was at hand and this title match was underway! Nicodemus and Odyssey started the match, the two men locking up in the center of the ring! The Essence easily slung Odyssey to the side, hurling him to the mat! The dark Ravager shot up to his feet, racing forward and ducking under a big forearm! The champion turned quickly, leaping up Nicodemus with a kick between the shoulder blades! Odyssey ducked another wild swing from Nicodemus, taking the Essence down with a shiranui to the mat into a chicken wing! Reaching his hand out, Odyssey made the tag to Omni who leapt over the top rope with a legdrop onto that exposed arm! The two Ravagers pulled Nicodemus up, lifting him into the air with a double-team suplex before Odyssey rolled out of the ring! Inside the squared circle, Omni hopped onto the second rope, flying back with a moonsault for two! The light Ravager pulled Nicodemus up again and made the tag back to Odyssey! The Others again showed their tag team acumen, both men unloading with their Synchronicity kicks to the Essence’s chest! Odyssey was quick to make the cover, but the ref wouldn’t count until Omni was out of the ring! That extra time saved Nicodemus’ title aspirations! Pulling Nicodemus up, Odyssey went for a snap suplex, but this time the Essence held firm, shooting Odyssey back with a suplex of his own! Both men rose up after a few seconds, but it was Nicodemus scoring with a heart punch that did the damage! The Essence unloaded with a backhand chop and then hoisted the smaller Ravager up with a spinebuster to the mat for two! Nicodemus finally made the tag to Rankor, bringing the traitor into the ring with a boot to the side of the champion’s head! Rankor badmouthed Odyssey as he stomped away, letting the champion know that he was a paper champion! That belt was Rankor’s! He won it at GWF Armageddon! The traitor yanked Odyssey off the mat, lifting him up and dropping him down with a gutbuster! As the dark Ravager recoiled, Rankor shot forward with a vicious headbutt under the brow! Another headbutt had Odyssey on Dream Street! Hoisting the champion up, Rankor planted him with a reverse suplex for two! That move had Odyssey falling right on his face! The general tagged back in Nicodemus who entered the ring with another heart punch to Odyssey’s exposed ribs! Rankor shoved the champion aside while the ref admonished him! Where was the ref when the champions were double-teaming? Nicodemus quickly hoisted Odyssey over, planting him with a Fusion Bomb for one before Omni made the save! Rankor stormed back into the ring, hitting Omni from behind as the ref ushered him out of the ring! While the ref admonished Rankor, Nicodemus fiddled with his gauntlet! What was he doing? Omni shot back up, sandwiching the ref in an argument while Nicodemus sized up Odyssey! The dark Ravager slowly stumbled to his feet—right into the path of that gauntlet! At the last second, Odyssey ducked and raced forward with a kick to the back of Rankor’s head! Omni ducked his shoulder low and back body dropped the challenger out of the ring! As Nicodemus spun around, both men delivered another Synchronicity Kick! What was the ref doing? He wasn’t even trying to stop this carnage! The dark Ravager hopped onto the top rope as Omni slipped behind Nicodemus, hoisting him up and flinging him to the mat with a German release suplex! With precision timing that still baffles me that they have—and no I don’t buy that they’re the same person from different timelines garbage—Odyssey flew forward with a flying splash, a move they call the Chronal Flow! The idiot ref dropped down and of course made the count giving the Others another championship victory! It may not have been the surprise we wanted with Nicodemus, but the match certainly defied expectations! What a way to end our night! We’ll see this Sunday who makes the grade at GWF Snowed In! Signed for GWF Snowed In, live from the Fish Bowl on Pisces and on PPV this Sunday: Mensar versus Avarice (GWF Title Match) The Royal Rumble Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Feb 4, 2009 18:51:37 GMT -5
GWF Snowed In is up on our website's new home at: johnsonsgwf.t35.com/It's a little too big to post here, but it's got 60 pages of Rumble action. Don't miss it!
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Post by jonathan on Feb 5, 2009 19:43:19 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 2-5! Sure, we might have lost the Royal Rumble—but in fairness, who really won when a retired washed-up has-been walks away the winner—but tonight, GWF Assault scored the biggest victory of the year! Forget Clash! Forget the Rumble! Forget the Rage in the Cage! Commissioner Vanity trumped them all tonight! We’ve got four matches here tonight for you sheep, but I can’t tell you too much about them yet! Instead, let’s hear what the commissioner has to say! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with Commissioner Vanity in the center of the ring and I promise you that I had goose bumps! This was going to be a historic announcement and I could feel it! The commissioner welcomed everyone to GWF Assault and promised that yesterday was in the past and GWF Assault was looking ahead! As such, Commissioner Vanity wanted to do something that had never been done before! He wanted to assure GWF Assault the opportunity to showcase their wares! And as such, he’s made a trade with GWF Turmoil! The fans were on the edge of their seats! Who would we get? From GWF Assault, Commissioner Vanity was willing to give up this year’s Warfare selection—he was leaving anyway, what did he care?—but in return, we scored the biggest steal of all-time! In seventeen days time, GWF Assault would present GWF Onslaught, an exclusive GWF Assault PPV! The fans couldn’t believe it! Commissioner Vanity had secured the rights to a PPV! Talk about a big win for GWF Assault! The commissioner wasn’t done though! At GWF Onslaught, not only would Sudden Death continue, but for the first time ever, GWF Assault would conduct a six-man scramble! Six superstars would enter the main event ring with thirty minutes to compete! At the end of the thirty minute period, the superstar who had scored the last pinfall would head to GWF Perennial 31 and a match with new GWF Champion, Mensar! The fans loved it! More importantly, I loved it! Commissioner Vanity announced that two of those qualifying matches would be tonight as Paralyze will face Terminus in one qualifier while Euritar will fight Varsity in the other! What an announcement! As the commissioner cleared the ring, we cut backstage for some initial reaction!
Backstage, Dante was standing with Euritar and the Italian was none too happy! The spotlight star said that in the Royal Rumble, Varsity screwed him! Dante was well on the path to winning the Rumble before that meathead stole his opportunity! Euritar agreed that Dante was in rare form Sunday night! But now, Dante interjected, not only is Varsity not punished—he’s put into a qualifying match to get a GWF Title match! Against me, Euritar reminded him! Commissioner Vanity may not be punishing the Hollywood Star, but Euritar promised to get some revenge for Dante! The Italian appreciated the sentiment, but he told him that some things had to be done by hand! Euritar looked into Dante’s eyes and recognized that anger! The punk told Dante to stay out of it tonight! Euritar would handle Varsity! Dante would get his shot later! The Italian reluctantly agreed, but told Euritar to make sure and save just a little bit for the spotlight star!
After a break, we were back in the ring for our first match of the night—a championship contest! Shin Ko came down the aisle first to a decent pop! The innovator stepped into the ring and hopped onto the second rope, his traditional pre-match ritual! What an opportunity for the innovator here tonight—a former four-time champion in his own right! Shin Ko’s career has been sinking further and further down the card since leaving Godsend—which I predicted—but tonight, he could not only get back in the title hunt, but stick it to his former mentor in the process! Bloat came down the ramp to a huge booing! The hedonist held the TV Title over his left shoulder, proudly walking it down the ramp while Sycophant followed behind like a lapdog! Inside the ring, Bloat licked his championship belt before offering it to the official! Wisely, the ref pulled his hands back and Sycophant took the strap! As the ref called for the bell, Bloat had his own pre-match ritual, a loud noxious belch right in Shin Ko’s face! The innovator couldn’t stand anymore and fired a big right hand at Bloat’s cheek! It had no effect! Shin Ko ducked a return volley and hit the side ropes, springing back with a knee to the champion’s chest! It was like hitting a mountain of pudding! Bloat’s fat contorted, but he didn’t move! Shin Ko again ducked a right hand, this time going low for a kick to the thigh! The innovator grabbed Bloat from behind, looking for a back suplex, but that was a big mistake! Bloat turned and nailed the innovator with a big elbow to the jaw! Rocked back, Shin Ko was defenseless for a running avalanche charge into the corner! The innovator stumbled forward—right into Bloat’s arms for a powerslam and a close two-count! Stars that was close! The hedonist reached into his tights for something…it was his fork! What was he doing? If the ref saw that, he’d lose the title! Sycophant had his partner’s back, hopping onto the apron and grabbing the ref by the hair! As the ref admonished the deviant, Sycophant held his hair firm, keeping the official distracted! Behind the official’s back, Bloat jammed his fork deep into Shin Ko’s head, ripping him from scalp to brow! Bloat was laughing as he lifted the fork again—he was going to kill him!
Suddenly, the fans looked up the ramp and roared as one! Rushing into the ring was the one-eyed monster Cyclopes! The seven-foot monster lumbered over the top rope and nailed Bloat as he jabbed the fork deep into Shin Ko’s skull again! Cyclopes blow rocked Bloat so hard that the bulbous hedonist hit the mat and rolled under the bottom rope to the concrete floor! The ref turned and spotted Cyclopes, motioning quickly for the bell! The ref had only spotted Cyclopes in the ring! He never saw the fork! The official gave the announcer his decision, eliciting a weird hop from Sycophant right onto Bloat’s left arm while the champion grabbed his TV Title belt! While the two celebrated up the ramp, Cyclopes glared at the champion, daring him to come back down the ramp! Those two locked horns Sunday night at the Royal Rumble and from the looks of things, there may be a confrontation coming down the road!
Back from another break, we were ready for our first scramble match! What a terrific concept from our commissioner! Out to the ring first was the former GWF Champion and future Hall of Famer, Terminus! Former commissioner Cordanus espoused the Aran’s greatness as he made his way to the ring amidst a series of boos and taunts! Inside the squared circle, the former champion stretched out the ropes while the man that he beat for the title’s music blared! Paralyze came out to easily the loudest pop of the night, showing how dumb you sheep really are! Give the Aetheran warhammer credit, Paralyze was the last man eliminated Sunday night at GWF Snowed In, and if it weren’t for GWF Turmoil pulling a dirty trick on us, Paralyze would be heading to GWF Perennial 31’s main event! The Aetheran looked like he wanted to take his anger out on someone, but he’d better be careful with Terminus, a man who had the Aetheran’s number last year on multiple PPVs! Inside the ring, Paralyze tossed his spikes over the top rope before daring the Aran to make a move! The former champion wisely waited for the ref to ring the bell before slowly circling the Aetheran warhammer! This match wasn’t going to be a foot race! Both of these men were more adept at a slower style! In fact, Terminus practically invented the methodical style of wrestling! Finally the two men locked up and although Paralyze held the power advantage, Terminus was no slouch, slowing down the raging hippos charge! As they neared the ropes, Terminus showed some of his amateur talent, slipping under the Aetheran’s arms and going behind with a quick lift and drop to the mat! Paralyze rose up quickly, swinging his arm back, but Terminus ducked low and answered with a falling side armbar to the mat! Before the Aran could really apply the pressure, Paralyze moved forward, driving a fist down into the Aran’s mouth and busting him wide open! Wow! That just goes to show how intense this match is and how much everyone wants to be in the main event at Perennial 31! Terminus was already busted open, but he wasn’t giving up! The Aran raked Paralyze’s eyes as the Aetheran rose to his feet, leaving him up for an Aran Drop to the mat! How many people could do that? The Aran hopped onto the second rope and flew off with a falling fist drop, but instead caught a boot right to the chin! The fans roared as Paralyze rose up and lifted the former champion into a torture rack! Terminus knew exactly how to counter the move, falling forward and cradling the Aetheran into a pinning predicament for two! Paralyze powered out, flinging the Aran into the ropes with his powerful legs! Terminus was like a wild animal now, rushing back with a forearm to the jaw that shocked the always prepared Aetheran! No one expected that! Terminus decided to forego his usual pace, hoisting Paralyze up and driving him to the mat with a falling back slam! Again Terminus scored two and the fans started to wonder whether the Aran really did have Paralyze’s number! Trust me! He does! Pulling Paralyze up by the hair, Terminus drove a boot into his stomach before attempting to lift him with a gutwrench slam! Impressively, Paralyze lifted up, flipping Terminus over and flinging him down to the mat! The former champion sprang up—right into an Atomic Spike to the top of his rocky head! Now it was Paralyze doubling Terminus over with a big knee to the stomach! The Aetheran warhammer pulled Terminus in and hoisted him up, tossing the Aran into the corner with a Brutal Infliction powerbomb! Outside the ring, Cordanus had seen enough! The former commissioner hopped onto the apron and grabbed Paralyze’s shoulder! Turning quickly, Paralyze unloaded with a shot that had to take fillings out! Cordanus flopped to the floor as Terminus rushed forward, nailing Paralyze with a running spear to the lower back! The former champion locked Paralyze’s arms, looking for the Hammerlock Slam! Instead, Paralyze fired back with a headbutt into Terminus’ nose to break the hold! Terminus staggered back a step before rushing toward the Aetheran warhammer! At the last second, Paralyze hoisted Terminus up and dropped him crotch-first onto the top buckle! With the fans roaring, the Aetheran warhammer yanked Terminus from the top rope, driving him to the mat with the Paralyzer! Three seconds later and the Aetheran had exorcised some of his demons, scoring a big victory over the man who took his GWF Title last year! Is this a sign of things to come for Paralyze and his quest to get back on top of the GWF?
Backstage, Avarice protested to Cordanus that he should be in the main event of GWF Perennial 31 with Mensar! He was the former champion! Stars, he shouldn’t even have to wait! How about the commissioner gives him a title match at GWF Onslaught? Commissioner Vanity shook his head! He knew Avarice was frustrated, but he couldn’t give the Blackthorn that match! If they met at GWF Onslaught, one or both men would more than likely be injured! The commissioner couldn’t risk having an injured champion on the biggest show of the year! And truthfully, Vanity liked Avarice as champion! He sold tickets! He was easy to deal with! However, the commissioner couldn’t let personal feelings get in the way of business! Avarice had lost his chance to main event GWF Perennial 31 Sunday night! As the commissioner though, he could bend rules! That’s why, Commissioner Vanity was putting Avarice into a six-pack scramble qualifying match! Who knows? Maybe Avarice will earn his way back into the top spot! The Blackthorn didn’t seem to like that, but the matter wasn’t up for debate and we had to take another commercial break!
After the break, our cameras caught up with Zed Marlowe and Aegis backstage! The colonel was none too happy with Zed Marlowe, the man who in my opinion carried the ROC while Aegis was gone! In fact, thanks to Zed, the ROC is currently leading their Sudden Death feud! Aegis told Zed that Sunday night, eliminating the colonel was not only a cowardly move—it was stupid! Together, they could have eliminated everyone in the ring and assured that the ROC had a chance to win the GWF Title at GWF Perennial 31! Zed shook his head! The Royal Rumble wasn’t about working together and partnerships! It was about looking out for yourself and that’s what Zed did! The tag line always says that every man is on their own in the Royal Rumble! Aegis is just mad that Zed outlasted him despite drawing a lower number! The colonel said this wasn’t about jealousy! Aegis and Zed were on the same team! They needed to get their act together! Zed needed to get his act together if he’s going to stay on the ROC! The prince took offense and told Aegis that it was the colonel who needed to get his act together! With Zed running the show, the ROC was better than ever! They didn’t need Aegis! Zed didn’t need Aegis! And if the colonel wants to win this feud, he’ll get in line behind Zed just like Mass Destruction has! Now, the prince had a match to get to! As Zed walked past, Aegis stared at what has to be the quickest growing ego in the GWF today! I love it! It’s about time Zed gets his proper due in the GWF!
The cameras quickly switched over to the latest installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius was welcoming not one guest, but two: the GWF Tag Team Champions! As the Others stepped on stage, Hegemony quickly greeted them, saying it’s always a privilege to have a champion like Omni on his show! Odyssey asked what he meant by that! The genius quickly replied that he was thrilled to have both men ask to be on his show tonight! It just goes to show that Insights is the most important GWF weekly segment! It better be! I heard Commissioner Vanity gave Hegemony a huge contract extension to keep his show GWF Assault exclusive! The genius leaned forward and asked Omni what was on his mind! Odyssey interjected! What was on their minds was that they were tired of being overlooked! They were tired of Commissioner Vanity ignoring the tag team division! GWF Turmoil’s commissioner, the better commissioner, was not only scouring the galaxy for the best tag teams, but he was putting them in main event matches! Stars, GWF Turmoil had a tag team match on as their PPV entry Sunday night! Where were the Others? They weren’t even invited to the arena! How fair is that? Omni said that while he didn’t hold the contempt for the commissioner that his partner did—you never do, Odyssey snapped—he did agree with the message! The Others are being wasted on Thursday nights! That’s why tonight, they were making a public plea to Commissioner Vanity to release them from their contracts! They were done with Sudden Death! They were done with mixed tag feuds! They were done with defending their titles in 7 Deadly Sins matches! All the champions wanted to do was compete against top talent like they see every Monday night! Hegemony was blown away! I don’t think he anticipated that tonight! The genius stammered to ask the Others what would happen if they didn’t get their release? Odyssey shook his head! That wasn’t an option! With that, the Others rose and took their title belts offstage while Hegemony quickly ended his show, clearly blown away by what he had heard! Just another example of how big Hegemony’s Insights have gotten! Who knows what you’ll hear!
Out at ringside, Nero stalked the ring with Dr. Barnabus standing at ringside for this non-Sudden Death pairing! When Zed Marlowe made his way down the ramp, the fans booed intensely! What’s wrong with you sheep? Can’t you spot real talent? The prince slid into the ring and lifted his hands up, expecting a rightful roar, but the boos just escalated! Zed stomped around the ring while the ref called for the bell! Nero rushed forward, grabbing Zed in a tight collar and elbow! The ape shot the prince across the ring, looking for a flying fist, but Zed answered with a spinwheel kick to the face! The prince rolled forward, hopping onto the second rope and flipping back with a knee to the ape’s back! Outside the ring, Barnabus barked instructions as Zed leapt into the air for a hurricanrana! Showing his beastly strength, Nero fired Zed down to the mat on the back of his neck for two! Nero gets overshadowed in the strength department by his partner Hadrian, but make no mistake, this ape still has some power! The ape hopped onto the top rope and measured up the prince, flying off with a big body splash onto his prone opponent for another two-count! Barnabus was barking like crazy now and Nero seemed to understand! The ape again went to the top rope, but this time turned around for what looked like a moonsault! From behind, Zed raced up, grabbing the ape and pulling him from the top rope with a falling side suplex to the mat! What an impact! Somehow, Nero shot a shoulder up at two, just staying in the match! The prince let Nero rise to his knees before unloading with two hard Throne Straps! Nero howled in pain as Zed Marlowe dropped down and caught him with a dropkick to the face and another two-count! Pulling the ape up, Zed placed Nero into position for the Z-bomb! Before the prince could flip over, Nero rose up and hoisted Zed overtop with a back body drop! Impressively, Zed landed on his feet! The prince raced into the side ropes, bouncing back as Nero turned with a vicious kick right to the jaw! That was all it took! Three seconds later and Zed had scored a big win here tonight! Another impressive showing that hopefully, jealous Aegis was watching!
After our final commercial break, we were right back in the ring for the main event! That’s right, the time for talking way past! It was time to find out the second superstar who will join Paralyze in the six-pack scramble match for the GWF Title at GWF Onslaught! Euritar came down the ramp first to a huge roar from the fans! The prodigal son made his way into the ring alone, in stark contrast to his opponent! Making his way down the ramp, Varsity basked in the boos of the idiots in attendance! The five-time former champion deserved a far better reaction than that! Making his way into the ring, Varsity handed his letterman’s jacket to Cordanus who was hoping to have a little bit better luck with his second superstar in a qualifying match tonight! I wonder what would happen if Varsity did win and he faced Mensar at GWF Perennial 31! Either way, the Elite Circle wins! Inside the ring, Varsity slowly paced around Euritar, both men looking for an opening as the ref called for the bell! Impressively, despite having a combined seven championship reigns between them, these two really haven’t crossed paths much in the past! Tonight would mark one of only a rare few times that they would meet in singles competition! I’ll have to check the record book, but as far as I know, this is also the first time these two men have ever met in anything resembling a championship match! Like a shot, both men approached, locking horns in the center of the ring! The punk went for a classic go-behind, but the best pure wrestler in the history of the business met him with an elbow to the jaw and a lift over slam! Euritar shot up into a deep armdrag and a side armbar on the mat! Varsity fell back, looking to grapevine the arm, but the punk managed to flip forward, landing on his feet while Varsity hit the mat! The punk quickly dropped his legs down onto Varsity’s chest, driving the air from the five-time former champion’s lungs and breaking the armbar! The punk hooked the Hollywood star’s left leg, scoring a one-count before Varsity shot a shoulder up! Outside the ring, Cordanus pounded the mat while Euritar pulled Varsity up, looking for an elbow slam! Instead, the punk ate an elbow right in the mush! Varsity turned and hoisted Euritar over with a tight belly-to-belly release overhead suplex! The punk was on Dream Street as he rose up, catching a running high knee to the chin! I’ve always thought that move sounded funny! The Hollywood Star quickly shot Euritar into the far ropes, lowering his shoulder and flipping the punk over with a big back body drop! The fans booed heavily as Cordanus paraded around ringside, espousing his man’s talent! It’s hard to be humble with a man like Varsity in your corner! The Hollywood Star slowly pulled Euritar from the mat! Suddenly, the punk fired off with a right hand to the jaw! A left handed chop rocked Varsity back a step, but it was the Scorpi Suicide Kick to the jaw that took Varsity down! The punk dropped onto Varsity for the cover and it looked like that was going to be it! At two though, Cordanus had other plans! The former commissioner yanked the official out of the ring, breaking the count! The fans couldn’t believe it! Incredulously, the ref evicted Cordanus from ringside! While the two men argued, the fans roared to life! Making his way down the ramp was the Italian superstar, Dante! The spotlight star made his way down to ringside, grabbing Cordanus and throwing him back down to the concrete floor! The former commissioner quickly turned tail and ran while Euritar had Varsity up inside the squared circle! The punk went to lock on his Merciless submission hold when Varsity countered with a drop down pull into the top turnbuckle! As the punk hit his head, Varsity rose to his feet and spun the punk around, looking for the P.C.D.! Outside the ring, Dante had seen enough! The Italian hopped onto the apron and sprang into the ring as Varsity lifted Euritar high overhead! Incredibly, Euritar managed to flip out of the P.C.D.! and land on his feet! At the same time, Dante flew over the top rope, nailing Varsity right under the jaw with a soccer kick! The ref called for the bell immediately as Varsity crumpled to the mat! The official had no choice! He had to disqualify Euritar!
After the match, the punk looked around trying to figure out what had happened! Varsity had quickly rolled out of the ring and retreated up the ramp with Dante giving fast pursuit! Left behind and forgotten in this whole debacle was the man who had just been screwed out of living his GWF Perennial 31 dream! Euritar would not be representing the show that made him famous at the biggest PPV of the year and it was all thanks to his own partner! How can he not hate him for that? We’re out of time this week, but we’ll see next Thursday who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 2-12:
Aegis vs Dreadnaught Nicodemus vs Avarice (Scramble Qualifier) Cyclopes vs Godsend (Scramble Qualifier)
Signed for GWF Onslaught, live from the Ara Champion Hall on Ara and on PPV, 2-22:
Six Man Scramble—Already signed to compete: Varsity, Paralyze
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Post by jonathan on Feb 13, 2009 17:31:40 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 2-12! Last week, Commissioner Vanity scored the coup of the millennium, bringing home an extra PPV for GWF Assault! All week, every single superstar in the GWF Assault locker room has told me that they wish Commissioner Vanity would stay on past Sudden Death and getting us an extra payday is just another example of what makes Commissioner Vanity the best commissioner in the galaxy! Tonight, the six-pack scramble match was rolling right along with two more huge matches—and I do mean huge! Our main event will be the Great Evil, Godsend, against the seven-foot behemoth, Cyclopes! But first, Aegis and Dreadnaught were already in the ring to kick us off! Let’s see who makes the grade!
In the ring, the ref called for the bell and I could tell this was going to be an interesting night already! Commissioner Vanity wasn’t wasting any time giving us the greatest action in the galaxy! Dreadnaught shot forward, grabbing Aegis by the throat and driving the colonel back into a corner with his relentless attack! The ref called for the break, but fat chance getting that mindless creature to do anything…to say nothing of Dreadnaught! That’s right! That’s why I’m the highest paid announcer in the business! Aegis managed to break the hold with an elbow to the head, knocking the zombie back a step! Shooting forward, Aegis unloaded with a big shoulderblock, taking the zombie down to the mat! Dreadnaught quickly rolled over, catching a knee to the chin and an inverted DDT into Aegis’ knee before hitting the mat for two! Aegis saluted the capacity crowd—hopeless suck-up—before pulling Dreadnaught back up and lifting him high into the air with an atomic drop! The zombie stumbled into the ropes, staggering back into Aegis’ arms for the Opening Salvo! As Aegis climbed up the ropes, the fans went wild for the colonel! Suddenly, the fans’ cheers turned to shrieks of horror! Rushing down the ramp were Murdok and the Zombies! Noxious slid into the ring in front of the colonel, stopping Aegis in his tracks! From behind, Murdok shoved the colonel off the top rope, all the way to the concrete floor! The ref promptly called for the bell and the disqualification!
As the bell rang vainly, Murdok and his zombie squad stomped away at Aegis, beating down an already broken man! The timekeeper hit the bell again and finally Mass Destruction rushed down the ramp! Warfare charged Murdok, but the zombies quickly overwhelmed him, freeing Murdok to lock the Power of the Plague on Tekaro! Throwing the savage back, Murdok resumed hammering away at Aegis, his team holding the numbers advantage! Where in Brymstone was Zed Marlowe? Finally GWF security rushed down to the ring, but the damage had been done! Aegis was a bloodied mess and Tekaro was down and out on the concrete floor! Did something happen to Zed Marlowe to keep the prince from being able to help his teammates tonight?
The mood changed out in the arena when the Others appeared on the screen backstage! The GWF Tag Team Champions were sitting in the commissioner’s office, proudly wearing their title belts! Vanity said that last week, the commissioner shook up the galaxy by scoring an extra PPV for the entire GWF Assault roster! And you know what Vanity heard as soon as the show was over and he went back to his hotel? “What’s going on with the Others?” Not, great show, commissioner! Not, what a coup! No, Commissioner Vanity had to hear about a stupid segment that was supposed to be a throwaway from the Others—his GWF Tag Team Champions! Men that Vanity recruited to come to GWF Assault! And what have they done for him? Absolutely nothing! Not one PPV have the Others sold! Not one buy rate point have they added! So, the commissioner stared right at Odyssey, you could imagine the commissioner’s dismay to hear their derogatory comments last week! But, maybe they had a point! Maybe the commissioner wasn’t using them enough! That’s why tonight, he was giving them a match—a tag team match! Tonight, the Others would face off against their toughest opponents yet! A real challenge! Tonight, it would be the Others versus the WoD…and Rankor…and Assassin X…and Sycophant! Omni couldn’t believe it! Odyssey simply shook his head! The commissioner asked them what they were hanging around for? They had a match to prepare for tonight!
Back in the ring, it was time for our first Scramble qualifier of the night! Down the ramp first was the former GWF Champion, and the only man who I think has a legitimate gripe with even being in this match—the Blackthorn, Avarice! The former champion stepped into the ring, slowly removing his hooded cloak while the announcer introduced his opponent! When the Essence, Nicodemus, made his way down the ramp, the fans lit into him with a loud chorus of boos! The Ancient Ravager simply smirked, calmly stepping into the ring and staring across at the former champion! What a feather in Nicodemus’ cap a win here tonight would be! That’s the kind of victory that can catapult a man to the GWF Title—literally in this case! The ref went over instructions before calling for the bell and starting this contest! Nicodemus quickly locked up with the former champion, driving Avarice back into the corner! It looked for a second like Nicodemus was going to give a clean break, but suddenly, he reared back and unloaded with a vicious knife-hand chop to the chest! A second chop lit up the Blackthorn and dropped him to a knee! Nicodemus quickly pulled Avarice from the corner, unloading with a right hand to the top of the head followed by a knee to the sternum! As Avarice doubled over, Nicodemus hoisted him high into the air, driving the former champion down with a Fusion powerbomb and a two-count before the Blackthorn stuck his foot on the bottom rope! What a tremendous upset we had almost seen! Nicodemus was simply dominating this match! The Essence yanked Avarice off the mat by his golden locks, whipping him across the ring and catching the rebounding Blackthorn with a heart punch so debilitating that Avarice stumbled back a second before crashing through the ropes and out to the floor! The ref started his ten-count while Avarice tried to collect himself outside the ring! At five, Avarice pulled himself up to the apron and looked to be heading back into the ring! The Essence went to help, pulling Avarice up by his golden locks! Suddenly, Avarice fell to the mat, dropping the Ancient Ravager down with a hotshot neckbreaker on the top rope! The fans roared to life as Avarice slid back into the ring, just beating a returning Nicodemus to the punch—or kick in this case! The Blackthorn unloaded with two hard chops of his own, ducking Nicodemus’ wild swing and taking him down with a swinging neckbreaker for two! The fans were deafening as Avarice pulled the Essence up, pulling him in tight and applying the Blackthorn Lock! Nicodemus didn’t stay held for long, rushing forward and sandwiching Avarice in the corner! As the Blackthorn stumbled forward, Nicodemus rushed ahead with a vicious clothesline! At the last second, Avarice ducked, catching Nicodemus as he spun around with a boot to the stomach and the Crown of Thorns sunset flip powerbomb to the mat for two! The fans stood in unison as Avarice motioned for the 7th Sin! The Blackthorn was going to finish the match right here and now! Pulling Nicodemus up, Avarice started to lift, but the bulky Essence had a hold of the top rope! Nicodemus answered with a stiff shot to the stomach, driving Avarice back a step! Shooting forward, Nicodemus went for another clothesline, but again Avarice ducked! This time, Nicodemus’ momentum carried him hard into the corner! The Essence stumbled back—right into a kick to the stomach! With cameras flashing all throughout the arena, Avarice hoisted the Essence up into the air and drove him down with the 7th Sin! Three seconds later and Avarice had his name on the Scramble contract in ten days at GWF Onslaught! A huge victory here tonight for the former GWF Champion!
Backstage, Aegis was livid! The colonel shoved Tekaro aside as he spotted Zed Marlowe approaching with his bags! Aegis demanded to know where Zed was tonight while the colonel was getting his brains kicked in! Zed looked shocked! He said he was stuck in traffic! In fact, he just arrived to the arena! And if you thought Aegis was mad, you should have seen Commissioner Vanity! Coming late was going to cost the prince a week’s salary! But, as a true team player, the prince decided to stick it out with his team anyway, despite not getting paid for the week! Aegis shook his head! He didn’t believe a word of it! Zed wasn’t a team player! The only team Zed played for was Zed Marlowe! And if he keeps letting the ROC down, Aegis was going to have to treat him like he did all his cadets that couldn’t quite toe the line! He was going to have to handle this upstart personally! Suddenly, Commissioner Vanity appeared on camera! The commissioner said he couldn’t help but overhear Aegis and Zed’s conversation! Unfortunately, there were some parts that just weren’t true! Zed wasn’t being fined for being late! In fact, Zed was in the commissioner’s office three hours before the show asking for a TV Title match! Aegis glared at the prince who hemmed and hawed while the commissioner kept talking! By virtue of Zed’s recent record, the prince certainly deserved a shot at the title, but Vanity had already come up with the perfect TV Title match for GWF Onslaught! So instead of ruining that match, the commissioner was going to give Zed a chance to earn a TV Title match the following Thursday night after GWF Onslaught! In a number one contender’s match! Not just any number one contender’s match though! It was going to be Zed Marlowe versus Dreadnaught versus Murdok…versus Aegis in a Fatal Four-way Sudden Death match! The prince couldn’t believe it! Aegis grinned as the commissioner wished both men luck! What a match that is going to be!
Back in the ring, it was time for what I’m calling Commissioner Vanity’s bad side match! Already in the ring was the team of the WoD, Assassin X, Sycophant, and Rankor! The five men milled around the ring until the GWF Tag Team Champions, the Others’ music blared! Making their way down the ramp, Omni and Odyssey didn’t back down an inch! They may be outmanned, but they weren’t showing a bit of fear! Inside the ring, the ref took their title belts while all five men eyed their every move! Before the official could call for the bell, Commissioner Vanity stepped through the curtain! The commissioner said that he’s had a change of heart since making this match! Maybe, it wasn’t quite fair for the Others to be in a five-on-two tag team match! Surely they’ve learned the error of their ways! If they would just apologize, the commissioner was willing to let bygones be bygones! While the official went to get a mic for the Others, Commissioner Vanity said he saw a lot of himself in the young Ravagers! They were fiery and always ready for a fight! Maybe, they just needed a shot of humility! And since—Odyssey took the mic from the official! The Others were nothing like Commissioner Vanity! They were champions! And as for their apology? They didn’t say anything wrong! The commissioner shook his head! Well, Vanity said calmly, if you won’t learn, you won’t learn! The commissioner was doing away with the tag aspect of this match—now; this was a five-on-two Texas Tornado match! The fans couldn’t believe it! Rankor shot forward, blindsiding Omni with a forearm to the back of the head! The general rammed Omni shoulder-first into the steel while Odyssey tried to fight off the WoD! From the side, Assassin X connected with a vicious kick to the face, dropping the dark Ravager down to the mat where Sycophant was promptly waiting to choke him! The ref looked up at the commissioner helplessly, but Vanity was stoic! This is what the GWF Tag Team Champions had coming to them! Rankor continued to hammer away at Omni while Holocaust pounded the champion several stiff shots to the ribs! In the center of the ring, Flatliner unloaded with a Shock Probation clothesline to Odyssey’s face! Again, Sycophant hopped onto the dark Ravager, choking him on the mat! The official quickly slid down into position, counting the three for Sycophant despite the deviant clearly choking Odyssey! Up at the top of the ramp, Commissioner Vanity shook his head and headed backstage while the referee motioned for help! Inside the ring, Rankor hoisted Omni up and staked him to the mat with a high elevation powerbomb! The big Eridean Holocaust hit the side ropes and dropped all his weight down onto the prone Omni! Where was security? Commissioner Vanity must have told them to stay backstage! In the corner, Assassin X caught Odyssey with a twin thrust to the throat while Flatliner held the dark Ravager’s arms open! From behind, Holocaust brained Odyssey with a Missile Shot!
Suddenly, the fans sprang to life! Rushing down the ramp were Exodus and Gabriel! The angels slid into the ring and took the fight right to Sycophant and Holocaust! Gabriel clotheslined the deviant over the top rope, while Exodus ducked a missile shot and back body dropped Holocaust to the floor! Rankor ran to help his fallen compatriots, but the tandem quickly had him rocking back! In the corner, Omni threw Assassin X aside while Odyssey caught Flatliner with a savatte kick to the jaw! Rankor grabbed Odyssey’s shoulder from behind and caught a turning punch to the gut for his troubles! While Omni tossed Assassin X out of the ring, Exodus clotheslined Flatliner out! The dark Ravager nailed Rankor with two more hard kicks while the traitor rolled out of the ring, clearly having had enough here tonight! Gabriel patted Odyssey’s shoulder, surprising the dark Ravager! Turning quickly, Odyssey caught Gabriel under the chin with a savatte kick! The fans were in shock! Exodus quickly went to his partner’s aid while Omni pulled Odyssey out of the ring! Did Odyssey know that was Gabriel? Surely, he couldn’t have!
Backstage, Euritar and Dante watched a replay of the punk’s match last week! The prodigal son stopped the tape when Dante appeared, interfering and costing Euritar the match and his slot in the Six man Scramble match! If only Euritar had thought to tell Dante to stay away from ringside…oh wait, he did! Dante screwed Euritar last week and the punk wanted to know why! Dante offered a half-hearted apology telling Euritar he thought that the punk was going to lose any way! Varsity had him down! The match was over when Dante slid into the ring! Euritar roared that he countered the P.C.D.! The Italian shrugged his shoulders saying he underestimated Euritar, he guessed! Nine times out of ten, Euritar would have gone down! Let’s face it, Euritar’s not a young man anymore! Dante just wanted to get a piece of Varsity while he had the chance! And next week, when Dante wins his Scramble qualifier match, he was going to get that opportunity at GWF Onslaught! Not only would he disgrace Varsity, but he would see his dream come true! His dream of main evening a GWF Perennial! As the spotlight star walked away, I don’t think he noticed Euritar’s seething gaze following his every move!
After our final commercial break, we were back in the ring for the main event, our final Scramble qualifier match of the night! Coming down the ramp first was the biggest man in GWF history, the seven foot behemoth, Cyclopes! The five hundred pound monster stepped into the ring as the lights dimmed and the Great Evil made his entrance! Cyclopes may be more physically imposing, but no one tops Godsend in making an entrance! The Great Evil emerged from the curtain, slowly kneeling at the top of the ramp with his heavy robe overshadowing the 5th Realmer’s body! Rising up amidst an explosion of flames, Godsend tossed the robe back and made his way to the squared circle! Stepping into the ring, Godsend had to crane his neck up at the giant behemoth while the ref called for the bell! As soon as the bell sounded, Cyclopes unloaded with a big right hand, raining down on Godsend’s chest! The monster followed with a knee to the shoulder, rocking the Great Evil back into the ropes! As Cyclopes lunged forward, Godsend ducked low and under the one-eyed monster! The Great Evil unloaded with two hard kicks to the back of Cyclopes’ thigh! Amazingly, the beast still swung a hard left hand back, just missing Godsend! The Great Evil hit the near ropes, exploding forward with a shoulderblock that didn’t move the monster an inch! Instead, Godsend catapulted back to the mat, clutching his shoulder! Cyclopes quickly locked his hands in Godsend’s hair, yanking him off the mat and slamming Godsend back into the corner! The one-eyed monster rushed forward, pancaking Godsend in the corner and drawing a loud gasp from the capacity crowd! Cyclopes quickly hoisted the Great Evil into the air, looking for that Two-handed Chokeslam of his, but Godsend answered with a blatant eye rake! The beast flung Godsend aside, reflexively clutching his face while the fans started to boo! Making his way down the ramp was the TV Champion, Bloat! Inside the ring, Godsend rushed Cyclopes, hammering him with shot after shot to the face, but the one-eyed monster wouldn’t fall down! As Godsend pulled him in tight for a sleeper hold, Cyclopes fell back with all his weight against Godsend, crushing him into the corner! The one-eyed monster slowly turned around, again clutching the Great Evil by the throat! As Cyclopes yanked Godsend into the air, the Great Evil’s boot inadvertently struck the referee, clipping him down to the mat! Cyclopes held Godsend up in the air, letting the fans all get some masterful shots while the Great Evil tried to escape Cyclopes’ steel grip! From behind, Bloat leveled Cyclopes with a chair shot to the kidneys! The hedonist followed with another shot that rocked Cyclopes down to a knee! Turning the chair over, Bloat caught Cyclopes in the throat! The fans were really booing now as Bloat lifted the chair overhead and hammered down on the one-eyed monster, busting Cyclopes wide open! The damage done, Bloat rolled out of the ring while Godsend draped an arm over the one-eyed monster’s massive chest! Now the ref started to come to his senses! Rolling over slowly, the referee started his count, giving Godsend the victory!
After the match, Bloat helped Godsend up the ramp while Cyclopes slowly came to his senses inside the ring! The one-eyed monster glared up the ramp, staring at Bloat, the man who had just cost him a spot at the GWF Title! We were out of time for the night, sheep! We’ll find out next week who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 2-19:
Aegis/Zed Marlowe versus Murdok/Dreadnaught Scramble Qualifier: Shepard vs Ventross Ape-men vs Krypt Killers Scramble Qualifier: Rubicon vs Dante
Signed for GWF Onslaught, live from the Ara Champion Hall on Ara and on PPV, 2-22:
Aegis vs Dreadnaught vs Murdok vs Zed Marlowe (TV Title #1 Contender’s match) Six-man Scramble #1 Contender’s Match—Signed to compete: Avarice, Godsend, Varsity, Paralyze
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Post by jonathan on Feb 19, 2009 20:23:18 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 2-19! We’re three days away from GWF Onslaught and what promises to be the biggest night in GWF history! Commissioner Vanity has scored a huge coup getting GWF Assault an additional PPV this year and we’re certainly taking advantage! Tonight, our final two Scramble competitors will be announced in a finish to what I’m calling the greatest challenge competition in GWF history! Commissioner Vanity is a genius and I’m proud to be on the same show as him! Up first though, we had a huge tag team match between four men who will meet this Sunday in a Fatal Four-way match to name a new number one contender for the TV Title! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with Murdok and Dreadnaught already in the ring! The Harvester of Souls was directing traffic tonight, ordering the zombie into his corner while Aegis’ music blared! I was impressed to see Zed Marlowe putting aside his own ego to follow this idiot! In my opinion, Zed is a far bigger star than Aegis, but he was willing to walk down the ramp with the flag waving moron! Inside the ring, Aegis offered Zed a double five! Is there anything more lowbrow than slapping hands? Zed reluctantly accepted, again showing that in my book, he’s the better man! The two quickly conferred and imagine that, Aegis was going to start the match with Murdok! Glory hound! The two men locked up with Murdok driving the colonel back into the corner! The ref called for the clean break, but no one tells Murdok what to do! The Harvester unloaded with a stiff forearm to the chest followed by a hiptoss out of the corner! From his corner, Zed offered his hand for the tag while Aegis tried to recollect himself! The colonel rose to his feet, spotting Zed’s hand and waived it off! He didn’t want to leave the ring! Again Aegis locked up with Murdok, driving a knee to the Harvester’s ribs followed by an elbow to the back of the neck! The colonel quickly hit the side ropes, ducking a lariat from Murdok and answering back with a running knee to the side! Aegis locked his hands around Murdok’s neck, choking his sworn enemy while Dreadnaught made the blind tag! The ref tried to get Aegis off the Harvester, but Aegis was like a beast! He wasn’t listening to anyone! From behind, Dreadnaught nailed the colonel with a knee to the back, dropping him to the mat! The zombie dropped down, slashing away at Aegis’ face while the fans booed loudly! Murdok had to take one last shot, stomping Aegis’ throat as he left the ring! The ref admonished Murdok, but the Harvester didn’t care! Behind the official’s back, Dreadnaught lifted Aegis into the air, dropping him throat-first onto the top rope! As the colonel rebounded, Dreadnaught unloaded with a super punch Howitzer! The zombie quickly tagged back in Murdok who stepped over the top rope, walking across the colonel’s throat! Slowly pulling Aegis up, Murdok hoisted him into the air for a shoulderbreaker followed by an elbow to the chest for two! The sheep in attendance started to roar Aegis’ name while Murdok slowly pulled the colonel off the mat! Lifting Aegis up onto his shoulder, Murdok had too much power for his own good! The colonel managed to slip out from behind Murdok, landing on his feet and unloading with a big running forearm hammer to the jaw that rocked the Harvester down to the mat! Aegis slowly crawled toward his corner, the fans urging him on with every step! Reaching out, Aegis went for the tag, but Zed refused, calmly stepping off the apron and making his way back up the ramp! The sheep booed, but for what? Aegis wanted to be the superstar! Aegis wanted the glory tonight! He could have tagged out earlier! Zed offered back then! The colonel pulled himself up with the ropes, staring at his partner walking away! As the colonel turned, Murdok locked on the Power of the Plague! With surprising quickness, Murdok hoisted Aegis up into the air, turning his body and driving the colonel to the mat with a modified face slam while still holding the Power of the Plague! The Harvester continued to press into the unconscious Aegis, drawing the three-count from the official! A big victory from Murdok and in my opinion is an omen of what’s to come this Sunday for Aegis if he doesn’t get over himself! I can’t believe Zed stayed around as long as he did!
Backstage, Commissioner Vanity was shouting at security to break up a brawl between the Tribes of Primus and Darwin’s Legacy! Paganax slammed Puma’s head into a concrete wall while Hadrian tossed Jakyll into a table of electronics equipment! Finally, security swarmed the six fighters, even pulling Dr. Barnabus aside to try and let calmer heads prevail! The commissioner said that he was sick of this guerilla warfare! One of the security guards laughed drawing a glare from the commissioner! What, gorilla, it’s funny, he replied! The commissioner ignored the aside and told both teams that they had the rest of the night off tonight! Not as punishment, but to get ready for their Battlezone match this Sunday! In fact, their match this Sunday was only one of two Battlezone matches the commissioner had just signed! Not only would the Tribes of Primus meet Darwin’s Legacy in a team versus team battle, but so too would the Coalition and the Have-Nots! Out in the arena, I heard a decent pop from the sheep, reminding me once again that Commissioner Vanity is the greatest commissioner in GWF history! Not only can he keep me entertained every week, but he’s also willing to throw a bone out to you plebeians from time to time!
After a commercial break, our cameras caught up with Aegis tearing through the backstage area looking for Zed Marlowe! One of the interns finally told Aegis that Zed had just left! Ha! His little temper tantrum wasn’t doing him any good! Zed Marlowe had already left for the night to prepare for the match that really matters—their Fatal Four-way Match this Sunday! Genius!
Our cameras quickly cut over to the commissioner’s office where Commissioner Vanity sat in front of Shepard! Vanity said that up until last week, he had planned on giving Exodus a return match for the TV Title! In the commissioner’s opinion, Exodus was never given a proper chance to earn back his title! However, Exodus coming out to help the Others was a big mistake! As far as Commissioner Vanity was concerned, Exodus was out of the TV Title picture! However, the commissioner had the perfect replacement! A man that Bloat certainly introduced himself to last week—the seven-foot five hundred pound one-eyed monster, Cyclopes! Out in the arena, the fans went wild! Leave it to the commissioner to have an ace in the hole! Shepard thanked the commissioner for the opportunity and told him he’d let Cyclopes know right away! As the priest rose from his chair, Varsity told him he could let the one-eyed monster know later! Right now, Shepard’s scramble match was about to start! Good luck!
Further backstage, our cameras caught up with the heathen chief Paganax leaving the arena! As he opened the door, Nicodemus stopped him from the other side! The Essence said that he and Paganax had a lot to discuss! They were both men of power! Men that knew what it took to get the job done! Paganax however doesn’t have the manpower to accomplish his goals like Nicodemus! While Paganax himself is strong, his team is weak! That’s why they trail by the widest Sudden Death margin! However, the Essence was willing to help! In return, all Paganax had to do was side with the Have-Nots when Sudden Death came to a close…and maybe do a favor or two in the meantime! Nicodemus asked what the heathen chief thought, holding out his right hand! Paganax slapped the hand away and brushed past the Essence! As Paganax left the building, Nicodemus stepped inside the arena, muttering to himself that Paganax would regret that!
After another commercial break, we were back at ringside for our first of two Scramble qualifier matches tonight! Already in the ring was the Ravager leader, Ventross to a decent ovation! I couldn’t help but wonder what would happen if Ventross won this match here tonight! Would he have to pull double duty with a Battlezone match at GWF Onslaught this Sunday? When Shepard stepped through the curtain, the roof nearly flew off from the eruption! The fans were going wild as Shepard made his way down to the squared circle! Inside the ring, Shepard and Ventross quickly shook hands—pansies—while the ref called for the bell! Locking up, Ventross heaved Shepard back into a corner! The priest quickly moved out of a charging Ventross’ way, letting the Ravager crash hard against the buckle! Shepard grabbed Ventross from behind, looking for a belly-to-back suplex, but the Ravager answered swiftly with a back elbow to the nose! At least I think Shepard has a nose under that mask of his! Ventross turned quickly, looking to connect with a lariat, but again Shepard dodged the blow, this time answering with a shoulder to the upper thigh! The priest grabbed Ventross by the collar, looking for a sit down jawbreaker, but the impressive Ravager managed to hold him up! Ventross grabbed the priest by the waist and raced forward, pinning him into the corner! Taking a step back, Ventross shot forward again, catching the priest under the ribs with a shoulder spear! As Shepard collapsed forward, Ventross hoisted him up for a shoulder mount powerbomb! The fans were stunned! I don’t think anyone thought Ventross would control the tempo of this match like this! Yanking Shepard up, Ventross set the priest up for the Severed Ties only to have Shepard answer with an elbow to the top of the head! The priest followed with a tornado DDT to the mat and a two-count! Shepard quickly hopped up, leaping onto the second rope and flying back with a somersault legdrop for another two-count! The priest looked to the top rope and everyone knew what he was thinking! As one, the fans roared their approval! Shepard went up high, looking for the Exorcism, but the priest was a touch too slow! Ventross shot up to his feet, nailing Shepard with a right hand to the gut! Another right hand wobbled the priest and Ventross capitalized, pulling Shepard’s left leg out to crotch the priest onto the top rope! The ref cringed as Ventross started up the ropes, looking for a big superplex! With both men on the top rope, Ventross tried to pull Shepard off, but the priest answered with a headbutt to the snout! Leaping up quickly, Shepard hopped onto Ventross’ shoulders, driving him to the mat with a falling seated drop for one of the longest two-counts of my career! The priest couldn’t believe it! Shepard slowly pulled Ventross up to his feet, looking for a DDT when the fans started to stir! Making their way down the ramp were Godsend and Bloat! As the tandem neared the ring, Shepard shoved Ventross aside and began arguing with the Great Evil! Suddenly, Cyclopes burst through the curtain! The one-eyed monster rumbled to the ring, just missing Godsend as he dove into the ring for escape! Bloat and Cyclopes quickly met in an exchange of back and forth blows with the backstage locker room nearly emptying out to separate the two monsters! While nearly a half ton of beef battled up the ramp, Godsend nailed Shepard from behind with a forearm to the back! The Great Evil hoisted Shepard onto his shoulders, looking for the Realm Eternal! At the last second, Ventross yanked Shepard off the Great Evil! Godsend turned around and caught a shoulder spear so devastating it sent the Great Evil tumbling through the ropes to the concrete floor! The fans went wild as Ventross dared Godsend to get back into the ring! As the Ravager turned, Shepard pulled him into a small package in the center of the ring! The fans roared as Shepard held Ventross down for the improbable three-count to head to GWF Onslaught! Does he have no shame? No pride? How can he take a victory like that!
After the match, Shepard started up the ramp, staring back at Godsend while tapping his temple as if to say he was too smart for the Great Evil! Godsend fumed outside the ring while Ventross kicked the bottom rope! Luckily for Godsend he turned tail and ran when he did because Ventross was looking for someone to hit and nearly reached the Great Evil from over the top rope! We’ll see if Shepard can stay that lucky this Sunday night!
After a commercial break, it was time for another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius welcomed Exodus and Gabriel to his live installment! Hegemony thanked both angels for joining him here tonight, and especially considering Commissioner Vanity’s recent announcement! The genius wanted to know straight from the horse’s mouth, how did Exodus feel about being taken out of his TV Title match this weekend? The fallen angel shrugged his shoulders! Opportunities come and go! The fallen angel wasn’t concerned with possessions or titles! He was concerned with doing what was right! Last week, it was wrong for the Others to have to face five men! That wasn’t a match—that was a massacre! Gabriel scoffed! The idiots got what they deserved, the angel of vengeance finally said upon prodding! Gabriel still wasn’t sure why the Light even came out to help them! Hegemony asked if Gabriel really felt that way or if he was upset about getting hit with a steel chair last week! It didn’t help, Gabriel roared! Exodus tried to calm down his partner, but the genius had a foothold and he was trying to get Gabriel going! Hegemony told Gabriel that most experts on planet Helmuth have made Exodus a longshot choice this year to win the GWF Title while Gabriel isn’t even on the boards to win the TV Title! Considering their cards are eerily similar in moveset, power, and agility, how did that make Gabriel feel? The angel of vengeance said he didn’t have a clue what Hegemony was babbling about! He was a contender for any title he might set his eye on! In fact, he might just set his sights on the GWF Tag Team Titles! Exodus tried to calm his partner down, but Gabriel was through listening! The Others attacked them last week on purpose! The Light came to help, and they got kicked in the face—literally! And for the record, the Others haven’t apologized! Haven’t reached out! Well from now on, the Others can stuff it! They might be the so-called “people’s team”, but when it comes to Gabriel and the Light, they were public enemy number one! The angel of vengeance stormed off the set with Exodus following close behind! Looks like we’ve got some trouble brewing between the Light and Coalition camps!
Out at ringside, it was time for our main event, the final Scramble qualifier match! Dante made his way out to the ring first to a tremendous ovation! If not for Shepard earlier, Dante would have surely been the most popular man in the building tonight! What a tremendous selection by Commissioner Vanity last year from the minor leagues! Stars, I don’t even remember the show he came from! Inside the ring, the spotlight star stood on the second rope, lifting his arms up to a huge roar from the capacity crowd! The Italian has been on quite a roll since coming to Thursday nights and here was his big opportunity to get into the title picture! Standing in his way was a man that he knew all too well! Rubicon burst through the curtain with one mission in mind—to eliminate the thespian! Coming out alone, Rubicon looked every bit the Elite Circle part he played! He was the enforcer! The venomous beast quickly stepped into the ring, shoving the official aside as he tried a pat down to nail Dante with a stiff left hand! The Italian dropped to a knee, then quickly to his back after a straight kick to the jaw! Rubicon quickly yanked Dante up, choking him up in the air to a four-count before the beast threw the Italian back into the corner! Rubicon shot forward, lowering his shoulder a fraction of a second too soon! The Italian leapt over, cradling Rubicon as he went into a one-count before the beast powered out! Dante was up quicker, nailing Rubicon with a flurry of right hands that seemed to have no effect! Rearing back, Rubicon caught the Italian with a right hand to the side of the head, wobbling the young superstar! The beast again locked his hands around Dante’s throat, this time heaving him down to the mat with a move eerily similar to Cyclopes’ chokeslam! The beast bounced off the side ropes, looking for a big splash, but instead caught a gut full of knees! The fans roared back to life as Dante slowly rose to his feet, unloading with another string of punches! This time, the beast was reeling! Dante hit the side ropes and delivered a big kick to the head, rocking the beast back against the far ropes! Again Dante hit the ropes for momentum, but this time Rubicon shot forward for a lariat! The Italian ducked low, springing off the back ropes to take the beast down with a tornado DDT! The fans roared even louder! As Rubicon slowly started to rise, Dante unloaded with two stiff kicks to the head before leveling the beast with a soccer kick to the jaw! Dropping down, Dante scored a close two-count! The ref held up two again, as an emphasis that Rubicon did indeed kick out! The Italian shook his head, clearly not happy with that count, before struggling to pull Rubicon up! Reaching down deep, the smaller Italian tried to lift Rubicon up for his Heaven Slam! I guess he’s learned his lesson about trying to deliver a Hell kick to Rubicon! The beast barely budged, answering with a double ax-handle to the lower back! Rubicon quickly shoved Dante forward, striking hard against the ring ropes and stumbling back into No Return! Those ropes hurt, sheep! The fans couldn’t believe it! Rubicon had just turned this match around in a matter of seconds! Dante was in real trouble now! Luckily for the Italian, he might have been close enough to the ropes if he had the presence of mind to grab them! Dante didn’t just grab them though, he leapt up over them! What was he doing? Despite Dante’s leap, Rubicon wouldn’t let loose! The beast had Dante dead to rights and he knew it! Dante had other plans! The Italian locked his hands around Rubicon’s head and fell to the floor, guillotining the beast on the top rope! Now that broke the hold! Dante quickly hopped back onto the apron, leaping onto the top rope as Rubicon turned back around to deliver a leaping soccer kick to the jaw! Rubicon couldn’t even get his hands up for protection from that blow! Suddenly, the fans glared up the ramp! Rushing down the aisle was the Hollywood Star, Varsity! Inside the ring, Dante begged Varsity to get into the ring, but the Hollywood Star wasn’t stupid! He was out there to distract Dante, not fight him! He didn’t want to give him a disqualification victory! From behind, Euritar rushed out, blindsiding Varsity with a Scorpi Suicide Kick! The fans went wild! Pointing into the ring, Euritar warned Dante of Rubicon’s approach! At the last second, the Italian dodged to the side, again avoiding a Rubicon charge and countering with a cradle! This time though, Dante held the beast down for three and was heading to GWF Onslaught! Sliding out of the ring, Dante offered Euritar a handshake, but the punk simply walked back up the ramp! I don’t think he’s forgiven Dante for costing him his spot in the Six-pack Scramble match yet! I can’t say as though I blame him either! Dante better be thanking Euritar every day for saving him though! We’ll see this Sunday who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Onslaught, live from Ara Champion Hall on Ara and on PPV this Sunday:
Battlezone Match: Have-Nots vs Coalition Fatal Four-way for the TV Title #1 Contender’s Spot: Murdok versus Aegis vs Zed Marlowe vs Dreadnaught Battlezone Match: Tribes of Primus vs Darwin’s Legacy Cyclopes vs Bloat (TV Title Match) Six Pack Scramble Match for the Main Event spot at GWF Perennial 31 against Mensar for the GWF Title: Shepard, Avarice, Paralyze, Godsend, Varsity, and Dante
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Post by jonathan on Feb 27, 2009 18:59:58 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 2-26! We’re four days removed from one of the biggest PPVs of all-time, GWF Onslaught, and now it’s time to get on the road to GWF Perennial 31! We know who our number one contender is now, and if you missed it, sheep, make sure you catch the replay all this week! In fact, go do it now because the number one contender will be in the ring first thing tonight! Commissioner Vanity has also signed three big singles matches tonight! In addition, one of the most controversial men from Sunday night will join Hegemony on his Insights…Nicodemus! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with Avarice standing in the center of the ring! The fans were so loud, Avarice couldn’t get a word in! The Blackthorn continued to wait for the reaction to die down, but these fans weren’t stopping! Avarice was over! Finally the Blackthorn yelled into his mic that if he doesn’t start the show, Commissioner Vanity was going to start fining him! And sure, he could pay it, but the Blackthorns didn’t get where they were by giving out money! The fans slowly started to quiet down as Avarice paced the ring! Sunday night, he began, six men stepped into one of the most grueling matches of all-time! Six men battled for thirty minutes to crown a new number one contender! By all rights, that man should have been Avarice to begin with, but the commissioner had other ideas! As a team player, Avarice chuckled, the Blackthorn stepped into the ring at GWF Onslaught and won back what was rightfully his! Now that the preliminaries are over, it’s time for Avarice to focus on his real goal—becoming the two-time GWF Champion! For the last few months, Mensar’s been talking about destiny! How he won his first title at GWF Snowed In! How he became the greatest champion of all time, holding the belt for twenty-six months! Now, apparently Mensar is going to eclipse his own record! Apparently the “king of the mountain” is going to hold the GWF Title until he retires! Well he better be planning on hanging up the boots real soon because Avarice is taking back his GWF Title at GWF Perennial 31! The fans went wild! This isn’t 2126! This is 2131! History will not repeat itself, the Blackthorn roared! One way or the other, just like a Blackthorn, come GWF Perennial 31, Avarice will get what he wants!
Backstage, Commissioner Vanity addressed the fans from behind his desk! The commissioner welcomed everyone to another huge GWF Assault, promising to get the action underway in just a second! However, the commissioner had a bit of bad news to start the night! Sunday night, at GWF Onslaught, GWF Assault superstar Paralyze suffered a broken elbow! Evidently, Paralyze suffered the injury early in the match, but still managed to compete at a high level throughout the match! What a testament to his power and drive! Unfortunately, the Aetheran warhammer has been put on the shelf for the next month to three months! The fans in attendance booed loudly! Paralyze is going to miss GWF Perennial 31? What a blow to GWF Assault! The commissioner promised to keep the action rolling right along, but obviously all our thoughts and prayers go out to the injured Aetheran warhammer!
Out at ringside, it was time for our opener! Gabriel was already in the ring to a decent ovation! Sunday night, Gabriel received a surprise, having to join the Coalition in their Battlezone match! We all saw exactly how that ended up for the angel of vengeance! Earlier today, Gabriel requested a match from the commissioner with anyone on the GWF Assault roster! I bet he’s regretting that now! Stepping through the curtain was the Great Evil and in my opinion, the man who should have won the Six Pack Scramble match Sunday night! Godsend made his way quickly into the ring, shoving the official aside as he tried to pat him down! Apparently both men were upset tonight! Gabriel rushed forward, tackling the Great Evil up against the ropes! With the fans buzzing, Gabriel unloaded with repeated right and left hands, rocking the Great Evil with every blow! The angel quickly whipped Godsend across the ring, leaping into the air for a Flight Kick! At the last second, Godsend ducked low, catching Gabriel on his shoulders and dropping him throat first onto the top rope! The angel of vengeance staggered back—right into a forearm to the back of the head! Godsend quickly locked on his Speak No Evil sleeperhold, but Gabriel answered, dropping down and shooting the Great Evil flying into the top turnbuckle! As Godsend rebounded, Gabriel hoisted him high into the air with a back suplex for two! The fans were really getting behind Gabriel now as he pulled the Great Evil up, driving him back down to the mat with a Kingdom Come piledriver for another two-count! The angel of vengeance looked to the top rope and received a huge roar of approval from this capacity crowd! Making his way up, Gabriel took too long! From behind, Godsend nailed him with two hard forearms to the back! The Great Evil started up behind Gabriel, but the angel countered with a back elbow to the jaw and then a face smash into the top buckle! Godsend flopped down to the mat while Gabriel again basked in the crowd reaction! Turning around, Gabriel was in perfect position for his Elysium Charge, but Godsend had one more trick up his sleeve! The Great Evil kicked the top rope from the mat, dropping Gabriel crotch-first onto the top buckle! The ref cringed while Gabriel slumped over! Reaching under the angel of vengeance, Godsend hoisted him up and over for the Realm Eternal! Three seconds later and this one was over! I don’t want to start trouble, but it seemed odd to me that Gabriel wasn’t that stunned by that crotching! It was definitely the Realm Eternal that did him!
After the match, Godsend demanded the house mic! The Great Evil said that last Sunday, he was screwed! He should be the man going on to GWF Perennial 31 to win the GWF Title and everyone knew it! The fans booed loudly! Suddenly, Shepard emerged from the curtain asking Godsend how in the stars he managed to grow up to be such an overgrown crybaby! That drew a pop from the crowd! All Godsend does is whine about his opportunities, then when he gets them, he blows it! You don’t hear Shepard whining! Godsend roared that Shepard wasn’t whining because he was the only man in the match Sunday night not to get a pinfall or submission! The vagabond priest said that might be true…so how about he gets one right now! The fans roared to life as Shepard started down the ramp! From behind, security rushed to stop Shepard, drawing huge boos from the crowd! At the top of the ramp, Commissioner Vanity said that he was tired of the back and forth between these two! For the last year and a half, it’s been Shepard and Godsend back and forth! Well no more! Sudden Death may not be over at GWF Perennial 31, but the commissioner was going to try and put the nail in this coffin! At GWF Perennial 31, Godsend and Shepard would finally meet one-on-one in a GWF ring! The fans went ballistic as we cut to commercial break leaving both Shepard and Godsend glaring at each other!
After a commercial break, our cameras peeked in on Omni and Odyssey, the GWF Tag Team Champions! Omni told his dark Ravager partner that he was wrong Sunday night and had been wrong about the Light all along! At GWF Onslaught, Exodus and Gabriel came out to help the Coalition, not cost them the Battlezone match! Odyssey scoffed! The light Ravager told his partner that he was going to clear the air with Exodus and Gabriel and hopefully set things straight! Odyssey told Omni that he could apologize! He could go kiss up to the Light—a team that wants to take their title belts, but not Odyssey! The dark Ravager was getting a bad vibe from Gabriel! Maybe he was the dark one they were sent to stop! Omni was shocked! There’s no way Gabriel was the man they were after, Omni replied! He’s a good guy! Odyssey stared intensely at his partner with a cryptic warning: So was Godsend! Omni stopped in his tracks while Odyssey spotted our cameraman! The dark Ravager shoved the cameraman back, quickly slamming the door and ending this candid insight!
Speaking of insights, it was time for another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius was welcoming Nicodemus back to the show! Hegemony shook Nicodemus’ hand, congratulating him on two victories at GWF Onslaught! First things first, Hegemony had to ask Nicodemus how it felt to finally be back in the lead of his Sudden Death feud! It feels great, the Essence replied! And what feels even better is knowing that Ventross is that much closer to being gone from the GWF forever! Nicodemus couldn’t think of anything better than getting rid of that overrated Ravager phony! Nicodemus loved it! Hegemony joined in the laughter! After a few awkward moments, Hegemony said that he had to ask: Why did Nicodemus interfere in Paganax’s Battlezone match? The Essence said he didn’t interfere at all! He was supposed to be there! Unlike Paganax, Dr. Barnabus had a semblance of intelligence! Barnabus was a smart man! He wanted Nicodemus’ help, so Nicodemus gave it! And what do you get in return, the genius asked! Allies! The Have-Nots were always recruiting and thanks to Barnabus’ team, Godsend and Nicodemus were now the strongest force in wrestling! While everyone else is concerning themselves with Sudden Death, Godsend and Nicodemus are planning ahead! One day, the rest of the galaxy will wake up and realize they’re in a whole new federation! But by then, it will be too late! The genius seemed uncomfortable, but Nicodemus assured him that he’d always have a spot with Nicodemus! Hegemony thanked Nicodemus for that and for coming on his show! The genius anxiously awaited seeing what the Essence would do next and next week would welcome Dante to his couch! What a show that’s going to be!
Back in the arena, Paganax stood staring at the Galactitron! The heathen demanded the house mic! He can talk? Like a big dumb idiot, Paganax roared that he wanted Nicodemus out here now! The dummy must not realize that segment is taped and from an offsite location, even though Paganax has been on Hegemony’s Insights! The heathen stomped around the ring for a minute until security slowly started to filter out, asking Paganax to leave the ring! The heathen chief nailed one of the guards as he stepped into the ring, letting everyone know that Paganax was only going to leave when he was good and ready! While security sorted out the scene, we cut to another commercial break!
After the break, security still had not removed Paganax from the ring and the commissioner was running out of patience! Making his way down the ramp, Commissioner Vanity told the heathen chief that Nicodemus wasn’t here tonight! However, the commissioner had found the Essence’s right hand man and he was going to represent Nicodemus here tonight in a match! The fans roared their approval as Paganax nodded, tossing the mic aside and looking up the ramp! Hesitantly, Assassin X stepped out, staring down the ramp at his opponent and surely wondering what in the stars he had gotten himself into! The masked man slowly made his way down the ramp, sliding into the ring for, I guess, our next match! Paganax rushed over, stomping Assassin X repeatedly as he tried to stand! The official called for the bell while Paganax yanked Assassin X off the mat, hoisting him up and down with a big throat toss! The heathen tried to follow with a big elbow, but the masked man thankfully rolled to the side! Nicodemus’ lieutenant rolled to his feet, nailing Paganax as he rose with a double thrust to the rope! Turning to the side, Assassin X swept Paganax down to the mat, driving a knee to his forehead as he attempted to rise again! The masked man grabbed Paganax’s arm, looking to apply an armlock but the heathen shoved him back, flinging the masked man into the corner! Paganax rose up, but it was Assassin X beating him to the punch with a knee to the jaw! The masked man unloaded with a stiff side kick to the stomach before hitting the ropes for an ax kick! With the fans booing loudly, Assassin X paraded around the ring, slowly climbing up onto the top buckle while Paganax rose to his feet! Leaping forward, Assassin X flew with a missile dropkick only to have Paganax swat him aside with one big paw! Can you believe that? Paganax blocked a missile dropkick with a backhand! The heathen quickly pulled Assassin X in, unloading with three hard knees to the chin before lifting him up by the mask! Assassin X pleaded for mercy, but the heathen chief had none! Paganax drove the masked man viciously down to the mat, driving the air from his lungs with one massive slam! The heathen chief wasn’t done yet! He yanked Assassin X up again, hoisting him onto his shoulders for the Pagan Void! Three seconds later, Paganax had just sent a loud message to the Essence! Finally, Paganax stepped out of the ring, leaving a crumpled Assassin X laying on the mat! I hope Nicodemus knows what he’s doing!
Backstage, our cameras quickly caught up to Varsity slamming Dante’s head against the concrete wall! The Hollywood Star slammed a bloodied Dante into the wall again, roaring that the Italian cost him his place in history! Before security could arrive, Varsity tossed Dante overhead, flinging the Italian down onto his neck with a German release suplex on the marble floor! Finally security arrived to the scene, but the damage had been done! Huffing loudly, Varsity glared intensely at Dante’s broken body on the floor! I think the spotlight star just learned exactly what happens to people who cross the Hollywood Star!
After our final commercial break, we were back in the ring for our main event! Sunday night, Zed Marlowe won the rights to this match, despite the best efforts of his so-called teammate, Aegis! Tonight, the prince of the GWF was going to make good on his claims of being the most underrated superstar in the GWF today! Inside the ring, the prince looked in tremendous shape, stretching out the top rope to a solid booing! How can you sheep boo this man? He’s done nothing but perform over the last five months and finally he’s getting rewarded for it! The fans leapt to their feet as the monstrous TV Champion emerged from the back! Cyclopes made his way down the ramp, holding the championship belt on his shoulder—it’s far too small to fit around his waist! Stepping over the top rope, Cyclopes looked down at Zed Marlowe and roared! Wisely, the prince backed away! Tonight, Zed was giving up over three hundred pounds and a foot in height! The advantage in reach is nearly a foot and a half for Cyclopes here tonight! Certainly the deck was stacked against the prince, but if anyone could pull off the upset, it would be Zed Marlowe! The ref presented Zed the title belt and we were underway! Zed slowly circled Cyclopes who made little effort to keep his eye on him! Literally, one eye! Ha! Finally the prince rushed forward, peppering Cyclopes’ shoulder with a punch! He couldn’t even reach high enough to hit his head! The one-eyed monster didn’t flinch! Another punch received the same result! Finally Cyclopes swung a big lariat out, just missing Zed as he ducked under! The prince answered with two hard kicks to the knee! Zed quickly grabbed Cyclopes’ head, locking on a side headlock, but that wasn’t going to do anything! The one-eyed monster stood up straight, lifting the much smaller Zed Marlowe up into the air without even using his hands! Zed was now hanging on for dear life! The one-eyed monster held Zed up for nearly five seconds before heaving him across the ring and into the corner! With a sickening thud, Zed collided into the corner! The one-eyed monster shot forward, nearly connecting with a running shoulder spear, but the veteran prince rolled to the side at the last second and Cyclopes’ nearly took the steel post from its foundation! Recoiling, Cyclopes clutched his injured right shoulder while Zed Marlowe hopped onto the second rope, leaping back with a missile dropkick to the injured joint! Again Cyclopes roared—this time in a fit of agony! Zed Marlowe knew it was now or never, lacing Cyclopes with three hard Throne Straps to the right shoulder! Finally Cyclopes dropped down to a knee! The prince looked around with obvious delight! I don’t think even he could have planned for the match to go this way! Hitting the far ropes, Zed Marlowe sprang back with his running kick right to the champion’s face! Cyclopes wobbled back, but on two knees he held his ground! Zed Marlowe looked around, motioning for a second one! Why not? As the prince turned back, something was happening in the crowd! Leaping over the guardrail was the colonel and leader of Zed Marlowe’s team! Aegis was here! The colonel hopped the railing and onto the apron, applauding Zed before he started to build up his momentum again! The fans were deafening! Inside the ring, Zed demanded to know what Aegis was doing out there! The colonel applauded the prince! He could have done that after the match! Zed took offense and shoved Aegis back! Holding the ropes, Aegis managed to keep his balance, but not his temper! The colonel shoved Zed right back! As the prince stumbled back, Cyclopes grabbed him from behind and unloaded with a big headbutt to the back of the skull! The one-eyed monster locked both hands around Zed’s neck with the fans roaring! Zed took an elevator ride up, and then a frightening fall back down with the Two-handed Chokeslam! Three seconds later and this one was in the books! Aegis had just cost his team some serious Sudden Death points here tonight! Are we witnessing the end of the ROC? And does Aegis really have that big an ego that he needs to come out and keep Zed Marlowe from winning something Aegis has never had—a GWF sanctioned title?
We’re out of time for this week, fans, but I’m sure Commissioner Vanity will address this situation next week! Also next week, what will happen next between the Others and the Light? Will those two teams ever get on the same page? I know the commissioner has signed two number one contender’s matches for next week as well as a just announced stellar main event! We’ll see then who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 3-5:
Dreadnaught vs Cyclopes (TV Title Match) Hegemony’s Insights welcomes Dante Bloat vs Assassin X (TV Title #1 Contender’s Match) The Light vs WoD (GWF Tag Team Title #1 Contender’s Match) Avarice/Shepard vs Mensar/Godsend
Signed for GWF Perennial 31 live from Deimos and on PPV, 3-29:
Godsend vs Shepard Avarice vs Mensar (GWF Title Match)
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