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Post by jonathan on Aug 28, 2008 16:12:44 GMT -5
I thought some people might be getting confused by the alternating shows, so I'm going to put the Monday and Thursdays on separate threads. If I'm not supposed to, please let me know. As always, you can check out our other shows, the exclusive Friday show, past shows, full roster, and countless other time wasters at our home site: homepages.roadrunner.com/johnsonsgwf/
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Post by jonathan on Aug 28, 2008 16:13:04 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 8-28! I know not a single one of you sheep missed GWF Redemption Sunday night! If you did, you owe it to yourself and my royalties to go out and order the replay right now! For the rest of you, you know that Sunday night, GWF Assault once again put on a show! Tonight, we capitalize on our momentum, racing toward GWF Armageddon with four huge matches! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with Shepard standing in the center of the ring with the one-eyed monster Cyclopes! The vagabond priest received a huge ovation following the Light’s GWF Redemption Battlezone victory! Shepard cut the fans short telling the galaxy that he wasn’t here to gloat! He wasn’t here to brag! He was here tonight to push the Light’s advantage! He was here tonight to make sure that Dominion didn’t pull themselves up off the mat! That they didn’t turn this Sudden Death feud around! Sudden Death isn’t a sprint to the end, it’s a marathon, and the priest knew it! That’s why tonight, he was out with a challenge for Dominion! A match next week! On one side of the ring, it would be Shepard and Cyclopes—the fans loved that! On the other? Godsend and Darkseed! The fans again roared! Who wouldn’t want to see that? We didn’t have to wait long for a reply! Emerging from the curtain was the Great Evil himself! I noticed Darkseed wasn’t with him! Was that a good or bad sign? The Great Evil told Shepard that at GWF Redemption, the priest got lucky! At GWF Redemption, the match was rigged! The ref was using every underhanded trick—Shepard cut Godsend off! The priest told Godsend that he wasn’t here for excuses! He didn’t make excuses when Godsend, Bloat, and Darkseed teamed up on him! He didn’t make excuses when he cradled the Great Evil down to the mat for the three-count! Shepard paused! I guess you don’t have to make excuses when you win, he taunted! Godsend roared for him to shut up! He wasn’t running this fed! Godsend was! Suddenly, a loud voice interrupted both men! Commissioner Vanity corrected Godsend from the Galactitron that he in fact ran GWF Assault! And as the man who runs GWF Assault, Commissioner Vanity had the power to sign matches or not! Luckily for Shepard, his match sounded good! In fact, it sounded great! So next week, Shepard was on! In the main event, it would be Shepard and Cyclopes taking on Godsend and Darkseed in tag team action! The Great Evil seethed while Vanity told everyone to clear out of the ringside area, we had a match to get to and it was up next!
After the break, Assassin X was already out in the ring, slowly stalking the squared circle! When his opponent’s music hit, the fans booed viciously! Making their way down the ramp were Cordanus and the Elite Circle’s enforcer, Rubicon! The venomous beast stepped into the ring, clearly focused on the task at hand here tonight! Assassin X was in real trouble in this non-Sudden Death match tonight! The ref went over the instructions, but before he could finish, Rubicon pie-faced him and lunged at Assassi n X! The masked man ducked to the side, answering with a palm strike to the ribs and then a rising knee to the chin! Assassin X quickly grabbed the beast’s arm, trying to shoot him into the ropes, but Rubicon held firm, pulling Assassin X in and slamming him down to the mat with a vicious spinebuster! The venomous beast slowly pulled Assassin X up by the neck, running him shoulder-first into the steel post! As the assassin stumbled back, Rubicon hit the side ropes, unloading with a pole ram to the ribs for two! Rubicon chuckled before pulling Assassin X up again and then lifting him high into the air for a falling front flapjack! The beast again pulled Assassin X up! He was going to break him in half here tonight! Rubicon shot Assassin X into the ropes, waiting as he rebounded for another vicious spinebuster! Mercifully, this match was over three seconds later!
After the bell, the ref tried to revive Assassin X while Cordanus stepped into the ring to celebrate with Rubicon! The beast slowly paced around the ring, snarling as if he was looking for someone! Suddenly, Euritar hopped the guardrail and slid into the ring right beside Rubicon! The beast turned in time, nailing Euritar with a shot to the head, but the punk still pressed on, nailing Rubicon with a knee to the groin! The fans roared even louder when Dante hopped out from the crowd behind me, hopping onto the apron and then springboarding into the ring with a dropkick to the beast’s back! Euritar and Dante both hoisted Rubicon up, dropping him throat first onto the top rope before delivering tandem kicks to the skull! From the back, Mensar and Varsity emerged, racing down the aisle while Dante and Euritar stood in front of Cordanus! Seeing that their numbers advantage was fleeing, the two chickens bailed out of the ring and retreated through the crowd while Mensar and Varsity checked on Cordanus! As soon as it was a fair fight, Dante and Euritar didn’t want any part of the Elite Circle! What a pair of cowards!
After a commercial break, we were right back in the ring for another match! Coming down the ramp first were the Zombies, noticeably without Murdok! I had heard that the Harvester of Souls would not be in attendance tonight, but I can’t believe that he sent the Zombies out without any guidance! Then again, if Dreadnaught’s the defacto second in charge, how much leadership are they really getting? When Mass Destruction stepped through the curtain, the two ROC members received a moderate applause! The fans have never really embraced these two, but maybe tonight against the Zombies they’ll find some acceptance with you sheep! Inside the ring, Tekaro and Noxious started out the action! The savage nailed Noxious with a shot to the jaw and then a deep armdrag down to the mat! Noxious didn’t seem to have a clue what was going on, standing up right into a shoulder smash and then a running face ram into the top turnbuckle! The savage pulled Noxious toward Mass Destruction’s corner, making the tag to the big Warfare! Entering the ring, Warfare nailed Noxious with a boot to the mouth, toppling the zombie over! Suddenly, Rotwurm charged the ring! The other zombie clearly didn’t have a clue what he was supposed to be doing! Rotwurm charged Warfare, tackling him back into the corner in front of a confused referee! Noxious joined his partner, but the big Warfare managed to fight both men off with a flurry of fists! Tekaro entered the ring and we had lost all control in less than two minutes! Tekaro nailed Noxious with a shoulder to the back while Warfare hoisted Rotwurm up and down with a face slam to the mat! The zombies were relentless though, both men quickly rushing back to attack Mass Destruction while the ref called for the bell! Apparently he was disqualifying the Zombies, although I don’t think that’s fair! It's not their fault they don’t understand the rules of the match! Warfare nailed Noxious again with a boot to the back, but Rotwurm managed to slow Tekaro with a blatant lowblow! The zombie shoved Tekaro through the ropes before turning to claw Warfare! The zombies were laying into the big Warfare! Could they be following Murdok’s plans by targeting the massive Warfare? Are they even that smart? Warfare caught Rotwurm with an elbow to the jaw before hoisting Noxious high into the air with a vicious juggernaut driver! Warfare was pure power in the center of the squared circle! Behind the juggernaut, Rotwurm raked Warfare’s back, but Warfare didn’t budge! Instead, the juggernaut turned, nailing Rotwurm with a vicious hook to the side of the head and then lofting him over with a Payback suplex! The fans were going crazy as Warfare continued to hammer away at the zombies! They were just soaking it up here tonight! Suddenly, the fans parted near Tekaro! What the stars? Murdok was here! The Harvester grabbed Tekaro by the face, reaching over his head and locking on the Power of the Plague! Tekaro tried to fight it, but Murdok had him hooked perfectly! Within seconds, Tekaro dropped to the ground unconscious! Inside the ring, Warfare hammered away at both zombies! He was like a berserker fighting both men while his own partner was being dragged off by the Harvester of Souls! Zed Marlowe raced down the aisle to help, but by the time he got there, Murdok and Tekaro were gone! The Harvester had just abducted Tekaro! Inside the ring, the zombies tired of the endless struggle, rolling out of the ring and starting back up the ramp, seemingly oblivious to what they’ve done! Did they know what they’d done? Either way, the Zombies had lost a match here tonight, but the ROC had lost a Tekaro!
After a commercial break, our cameras caught up with Murdok in the parking lot tossing Tekaro into the back of a Galacticraft! What the stars was he doing? Murdok entered his vehicle, quickly speeding away from the arena with his captive! I’m all for action in the GWF! I even look the other way on the backstage shenanigans, but even I have to admit that this is wrong! What was Murdok thinking?
Out at ringside, it was time for another match! I just hoped this one was better than the last two stinkers! Already in the ring was the Eridean machine, Holocaust! I miss the good old days when this machine was a big goofy loser! Lately, he's just been an extra intense loser! Memories! When his opponent made his way through the curtain, the sheep went wild! Ventross quickly made his way into the ring and the Ravager certainly looked in great shape tonight! He really made the most of his time off, slimming down without giving away any of his strength! Trust me, that’s hard to do! Inside the ring, Ventross shook his head, almost as if to say, you’re all that the Have-Nots have to fight me? The ref called for the bell and Holocaust immediately charged the Ravager—right into a fist to the chin! Ventross followed with a forearm to the side of the face and then a hard whip into the ropes! As Holocaust rebounded, Ventross snatched him up, whipping the Eridean down to the mat with a big powerslam and a two-count! The Ravager slowly rose to his feet, trying to pull Holocaust up with him, but the Eridean answered with a right hand to the ribcage! A second right hand had even the big Ravager staggering! Holocaust hit the side ropes, building up momentum and unloading with a Missile Shot for a one-count! Holocaust pulled Ventross up, driving a knee to his face before hoisting him into the air with an inverted atomic drop! As the Ravager staggered back, Holocaust raced forward with a big shoulder block, again dropping Ventross to the mat! The Eridean was all business tonight, pulling Ventross off the mat by what hair he had and driving an elbow to the Ravager’s nose! Holocaust then hoisted Ventross up, locking on a tight bearhug in the center of the ring! The fans couldn’t believe it! Holocaust was manhandling Ventross! Unfortunately for the Eridean, he couldn’t apply enough pressure to make that bearhug a true vice! Ventross capitalized, nailing Holocaust with a headbutt! A second rocked the Eridean! With one arm free, Ventross unloaded with a right hand right to the Eridean’s left eye to break the bearhug! Ventross hit the mat, rushing forward with a running shoulder spear right to the ribs! I don’t care how tough you are, that hurts! The Ravager dropped onto Holocaust, unloading with a vicious onslaught of punches! The Ravager pulled Holocaust off the mat, nailing him with a big uppercut before hoisting the Eridean into the air and driving him down with Severed Ties! Three seconds later and Ventross was still mowing through the Have-Not army! How many more men obstacles could Nicodemus throw his way?
After the match, our cameras switched over to another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius welcomed Ventross in a taped segment! It was certainly odd seeing Ventross pummel the stars out of Holocaust just a minute ago and now sitting in a recliner, wearing full military regalia! Hegemony thanked Ventross for joining him, asking how his recovery was going from that vicious parking lot he suffered several months ago! The Ravager told Hegemony that he was doing much better! His doctors called it a full recovery! The genius said he was impressed that despite those injuries, Ventross’ strength rating hadn't decreased! He had dropped points to gain some agility, but his strength remained the same! Ventross hesitantly thanked the genius! The real question on everyone’s mind though had to be did Ventross know who mowed him down? The Ravager smiled! Of course he knew! Everyone knew that Nicodemus did it! The genius asked why he didn’t press charges? Ventross grinned again! The worst thing the law would do to a guy like Nicodemus is slap his wrist! The Essence doesn’t even have a corporal form! He would slip through any imprisonment! He could be gone before they’d ever catch him! No, the worst thing that could happen to him is Ventross humiliating him in Sudden Death and banning him from the GWF! If that happens, the genius warned! Ventross was all smiles tonight! Have you seen the Sudden Death results so far, Ventross asked! His team held a five-to-one advantage right now and they still had the GWF Tag Team Titles! No other feud is as lopsided as this one! Still, Hegemony interjected, Nicodemus hasn’t seen much action so far! If the Essence starts to get in the ring, Defiance may be in trouble! That’s to say nothing of the weak links in Raze and Cypher! The Ravager agreed with the genius this time! He wasn’t considering this feud over by a long shot! Nicodemus had a few tricks up his sleeve, but so did Ventross! And Raze and Cypher will turn things around eventually! If they do it before Nicodemus plays his cards, Defiance may just wrap this thing up before the Have-Nots know what’s happened! Hegemony doubted it, but thanked Ventross for the time nonetheless! The genius is pure class! Next week, Hegemony bid us join him when he will welcome the angel of vengeance, Gabriel, to Hegemony’s Insights! What’s that bum going to have to say?
After our final break, it was time for the main event! Coming down the aisle first for his first ever GWF Title Match was the former TV Champion, Cypher! Talk about turning a career around in a hurry! The Olympian slid into the ring, stretching out the ropes and fiddling with his straps! When the champion emerged from the curtain, fresh from a match just four days ago, the fans started booing! You sheep are idiots! Terminus is the GWF Champion! He demands respect! Behind him, Cordanus walked beaming! The former commissioner had picked a diamond with this man! Inside the ring, Terminus scoffed at his opponent! This wasn’t main event talent, he laughed to Cordanus while handing the ref the GWF Title! Cypher responded with a right hand to the jaw, igniting the crowd! The Olympian followed up with a deep armdrag into a legdrop on the champion’s right shoulder! Cypher quickly rolled Terminus into a magisterial cradle for a two-count! Can you imagine if he would have taken the title right there? The entire GWF would be on its ear! Cypher was right back on the attack, driving a boot to the side of the champion’s head before pulling him up and whipping him hard into the corner! The Olympian rushed forward with a running shoulder to the ribs only to catch a knee to the chin! The Aran exploded out of the corner, nearly taking Cypher’s head off with a vicious running lariat down to the mat! Outside the ring, Cordanus lauded his champion’s every move! Inside the squared circle, Terminus pulled Cypher up by the neck, nailing him with a European style uppercut he insists I call the Aran uppercut! He’s the champ! Terminus didn’t let Cypher fall back, instead nailing him with a second Aran uppercut before hoisting the challenger into the air with an Aran Drop! I tell you sheep what! When you win a GWF Championship, then you can call your moves whatever you want like Terminus! The Aran slowly pulled Cypher up, toying with the Olympian! Lifting the challenger into the air, Terminus slowly stumbled back, dropping Cypher throat first onto the top rope! The ref admonished Terminus, but the champion could care less! He pulled Cypher back up again, lifting him into the air and down with a Sambo suplex for a two-count! Terminus was dissecting the Olympian here tonight! The Aran slowly pulled Cypher up again, shooting him into the ropes for a big back body drop down to the mat! What impact! Again Terminus scored only two, though! Cypher wasn’t conceding his one title shot that easily! The champion didn’t seem concerned, pulling Cypher up and slapping him across the face! That showed him! The champion then slipped behind Cypher, looking for his Hammerlock Slam, but the challenger responded with a back elbow to the jaw! A second rocked Terminus back into the ropes as Cypher turned, rushing forward with a rising knee to the head! At the last second, Terminus caught the challenger around the shoulder, turning him over with a Hammerlock and then slamming the Olympian down to the mat with that patented Hammerlock Slam! Count to any number you want sheep, Cypher wasn’t getting up! Another dominant performance from the Aran who just four days ago showed the entire galaxy that he is the real deal!
After the match, Terminus demanded his GWF Title and the house mic! Cordanus complied with both requests, sliding into the ring and handing both to the GWF Champion! Terminus roared that there was no one in the GWF in his league! He was the Pinnacle of Perfection! Sunday night at GWF Redemption, Terminus humiliated and humbled that Aetheran oaf! Tonight, Terminus took a so-called pure wrestler to the mat and showed him what real wrestling looks like! If Cypher was the best the GWF had to offer, Terminus should just take his title and go home right—suddenly the fans roared to life! Stepping through the curtain with a live mic was the Blackthorn! Avarice talked over the roar of the crowd saying that Sunday night, he won his match also! Against Terminus’ good friend and former five-time champion, Varsity! Now the way Avarice sees that, that makes him the new number one contender! The fans certainly agreed with that! Terminus had a different opinion in the ring! He said Avarice is a punk pure and simple! At GWF Redemption he got lucky! That doesn’t make him a number one contender! The fans booed when Terminus told him he’d never get a GWF Title match! Slowly, the Blackthorn reached around his tights and produced a piece of paper! Avarice said that someone doesn’t agree with him…Commissioner Vanity! Because on that very piece of paper, Avarice had a signed contract to face one Mr . Terminus for the GWF Title in thirty-one days at GWF Armageddon! The fans went wild as Avarice smirked and we got a close-up shot of that contract! We were out of time for this week, sheep, but I guarantee the Elite Circle is not going to take kindly to this! We’ll see next week who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 9-4:
Mensar versus Zed Marlowe Flatliner versus Ventross Hegemony’s Insights welcomes Gabriel Shepard/Cyclopes versus Godsend/Darkseed
Signed for GWF Armageddon, live from the Lava Ruins on Brymstone and on PPV 9-28:
Avarice versus Terminus (GWF Title Match)
Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Sept 4, 2008 17:13:36 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 9-4! We’re just a little over three weeks away from GWF Armageddon and now that we know our main event, the rest of the card should fill in nicely! The big story around the galaxy this week, other than Avarice scoring that coveted GWF Title match, is the disappearance of Tekaro! No one has seen the savage since his abduction by Murdok last Thursday night! Is it possible that the Harvester of Souls still has him? Hopefully we’ll get some answers tonight as well as some action! What a huge night we had on tap, including a main event tag team contest pitting the Light versus Dominion! Let’s see who makes the grade! The night opened with former commissioner Cordanus and GWF Champion Terminus in Commissioner Vanity’s office! Cordanus yelled that Avarice shouldn’t just be given the number one contender spot! He hasn’t earned it yet! The current commissioner disagreed! He said that Avarice has been one of the hottest wrestlers in the entire galaxy and one of the most popular! And, if memory served, Avarice beat Cordanus’ other man, a former five-time champion, on two consecutive Assault PPVs! The fans in the arena roared their approval! Terminus slammed his belt down onto the table, the gold facing Vanity! The GWF Champion said that what he had right there made him the authority on GWF Assault! He was the top star on GWF Assault! He was the one calling the shots! Vanity rose up from his seat! Terminus was mistaken, the commissioner said! Vanity was the end all be all on GWF Assault! He was the man who brought the Show of the Year award to Thursday night! He was the man who rebuilt this show from the garbage that the former commissioner, Vanity glared at Cordanus, left! He was calling the shots! Avarice would get his GWF Title match at GWF Armageddon 2130! However, if Terminus and the Elite Circle can prove that Avarice is unfit to compete at the PPV, Vanity would reevaluate his position! The commissioner slowly sat back down while Terminus and Cordanus seemed to like that compromise! Cordanus thanked Vanity called him a consummate professional before promising that they would make sure that Avarice was tested properly before his main event Armageddon match! I don’t like the sound of that! Out in the ring, it was time for our opener! Already in the squared circle was the former duck-boy Zed Marlowe! The prin ce stretched out the ropes while the music shifted and the fans started booing loudly! Coming down the aisle alone tonight was the King of the Mountain, Mensar! With Cordanus busy backstage, Mensar was on his own for this one! I still like his chances! Inside the ring, the former GWF Champion towered over Zed, glaring down at the one-time duck-boy! The ref called for the bell and this one was underway! Mensar tried to lock up, but Zed ducked to the side, answering with a knee to the side of the leg and then a shot right to the head! The prince hit the side ropes, building up steam before flying forward with a forearm to the nose! Mensar rocked back as Zed started to catch a little momentum! The King of the Mountain lunged back with a lariat, but Zed ducked low and answered with a dropkick to the chest! A second dropkick had Mensar rocking! The prince hit the far ropes, building up momentum before flying forward with a running face kick! At the last second, the Mensan caught him by the waist, stumbling back and dropping the prince crotch-first onto the top rope! The fans booed as Mensar pleaded innocence! I believe him! I think his momentum carried him into that move! Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth, Mensar pulled Zed off the top rope, hoisting him into the air for a claw slam to the mat and a two-count! The King of the Mountain wrapped his hand around the prince’s throat, hauling him up and tossing him into the corner! Now that’s real power! The Mensan rushed forward, unloading with a big boot right to the prince’s face and nearly ripping his head off his shoulders! As the duck-boy slumped, Mensar hoisted him up into the air, turning and rushing toward the opposite corner with his Hostile Takeover! Three seconds later and the King of the Mountain had scored yet another big victory here on GWF Assault, the show that Mensar built—at least according to him! After the match, Mensar pulled the prince up off the mat and threw him over the top rope to a huge booing! The Mensan wanted to celebrate all by himself tonight! Suddenly, the fans sprang to life! Making his way down the ramp was the spotlight star! Dante slowly stepped into the ring, daring the Mensan to try that with him! As Mensar started forward, Euritar slid under the bottom rope! He must have snuck out from the crowd! The punk rose up, nailing Mensar from behind with a Scorpi Suicide Kick! What a cheap shot! The Mensan stumbled forward—right into a Hell kick to the groin! The fans were going crazy as both men hoisted Mensar up, driving him to the mat with a double spinebuster! Finally Terminus emerged from the back with a metal pipe, but Euritar and Dante were long gone before he slid into the ring! Payback’s are a—well you know the rest, fans! What a turn of events here tonight! Euritar and Dante are striking back for their team and what a perfect time with the rest of the Elite Circle off planet tonight! After a commercial break, the Galactitron came to life with the image of Antilla! The place looked as scary on the big screen as it did in person! I’m never going back there! The camera turned to show Tekaro chained to a wooden pole! The savage looked beaten and sick! Finally the camera turned to Murdok! The Harvester of Souls laughed! He said that Aegis brought this on the poor savage! Aegis is the man who did this to Tekaro! All his suffering and pain! But that suffering and pain will be over next week! Because next week, live on GWF Assault, Murdok promises to do the one thing that’s never been done on a w restling program! Next week, live on GWF Assault, Murdok will apply the Power of the Plague to Tekaro and he will turn the savage into his zombie slave, just like Noxious, Rotwurm, and Dreadnaught! With that, the transmission ended and the fans booed! What the stars is going on in the GWF nowadays? Out at ringside, it was time for our first Sudden Death match of the night! The fans were amped for this one, booing loudly at the weapon Flatliner as he stood in the center of the ring! I don’t think he had a care in the galaxy! When Ventross started down the aisle, the boos stopped and at least a small portion of the fans cheered! I’m still not sure the Ravager is that popular here on GWF Assault, but he’s certainly garnered a few fans since standing up to Nicodemus and his Have-Not army! Inside the ring, Ventross slowly removed his commander’s jacket, leaving himself wide open to a sn eak attack! The living weapon nailed Ventross from behind with a double ax-handle to the shoulder blades! Flatliner unloaded with a robotic headbutt to the back of the skull while the ref reluctantly called for the opening bell! The living weapon pulled the bigger Ravager toward the center of the ring, catching him with a spinning backhand to the jaw! Flatliner was really utilizing his robotic appendages here tonight! I’m still not sure why he’s allowed to compete, but they assure me that he can feel pain! I’m not so sure! The living weapon quickly hit the side ropes, building up steam for a running metal clothesline! At the last second, Ventross ducked low, hoisting Flatliner up and running backward into the corner! The fans went wild as Ventross unloaded with a vicious onslaught of punches! The ref tried to intervene, but the Ravager was a man possessed! Ventross finally stopped the barrage, driving a knee to the living weapon’s ribs and then flipping him over with a gutwrench powerbomb down to the mat! Ventross roared as Flatliner slowly rolled over to his knees! It didn’t look like this one was going to last much longer! The living weapon slowly stood, right into a kick to the chest and then a gutbuster to the mat! The Ravager yanked Flatliner up by the neck, hoisting him into the air for Severed Ties! An academic three-count later and this one was in the books! Another dominant performance here tonight from the Ravager leader! Ventross had been on one of the most impressive rolls I had ever seen since coming back from his parking lot assault and tonight, he kept right on winning! After the match, Ventross demanded the house mic! The Ravager roared that he was tired of games! He’s went through each and every member of the Have-Nots, one at a time! He’s beaten them all! He’s crushed them all! Now, all that remains is Nicodemus! And next week, the Essence will step into the ring with the Ravager leader! Because if he doesn’t, Ventross will chase him across the universe and drag him to the squared circle! One way or the other, next week, Nicodemus is going to get what’s coming to him! With that, the Ravager slammed the mic down and started out of the ring while we headed backstage! =0 A Backstage, the Others were standing with Natasha! The interviewer asked why the GWF Tag Team Champions wanted this air time so bad? Omni laughed that they needed interview time to remind the fans that they still existed! It wasn’t like the commissioner was exactly feeding them matches! Odyssey agreed! He thought it was a sham the number of title defenses they’ve had since winning the belts last year at GWF Armageddon! All across the galaxy they were called second tier champions! They didn’t come back to this time for that! Omni agreed with his partner saying that next week, they were offering an open contract to any two men in the GWF, tag team or no, to face them for the GWF Tag Team Titles! They weren’t paper champions and they resented the label! Next week, they were going to show the galaxy that no matter who the opponent, no one can ever hope to match the continuity of the Others! So? After a commercial break, it was time for another installment of what’s fast becoming my favorite part of GWF Assault, aside from yours truly, Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight’s guest was the angel of vengeance, Gabriel! Hegemony welcomed Gabriel to his abode, thanking him for taking the time to talk! The angel seemed uneasy as Hegemony spoke! The genius said that his show wasn’t designed for fluff pieces! His show wasn’t designed to cater to egos! He asked the hard hitting questions! Namely, how Gabriel, with a card that mirrors Exodus’ own, can perform so poorly? Exodus was a man who suffered from the dreaded sophomore dice slump, but Gabriel? The genius had never seen dice roll so poorly as for the angel of vengeance! Gabriel looked around confused! That confusion quickly turned to indignation! ; Was there a point to these maniacal ramblings, he asked! Hegemony asked if Gabriel thought he was doing the GWF and Exodus in particular a disservice by hanging around! For the last year, all Gabriel has done has pulled his partner down! In fact, Exodus’ only successes of late have come in the singles division! Gabriel asked Hegemony how=2 0much success he had had in the GWF? The genius laughed! He wasn’t here to debate whose career was better! He was here to ask Gabriel questions! Questions like why was Gabriel in the main event feud of Sudden Death if not for the simple fact that he would be the easiest superstar to banish if his team lost? The angel of vengeance unloaded with a sword thrust through Hegemony’s empty chair telling the genius that he was on the Light because that’s where he was needed! His instincts told him not to come on this show, but he didn’t listen! He should have! This was a waste of his time, he roared before kicking aside the torn chair! Gabriel turned for the door while Hegemony shouted that he owed him a chair! The angel of vengeance simply slammed the door as his response! Hegemony quickly collected himself and promised us a better show next week with a guest worth interviewing—the Have-Not lieutenant, Assassin X! I can’t wait! Back in the ring, it was time for our main event! Down the ramp first were the united team of Darkseed and Godsend! The Dominion Beast led the way to a huge booing! The fans were really letting Dominion have it! The Great Evil slowly paraded up the steps, stopping on the apron and slowly removing his robe before handing it over to a smitten ring girl! I think a lot of you forget that this man is not only one of the greatest wrestlers of his generation, but possibly the greatest ladies man of his generation as well! Inside the ring, Godsend patted Darkseed’s shoulders, reinforcing the Dominion Beast’s confidence! When Shepard’s eerie music blared, the fans went wild! The vagabond priest emerged from the curtain with some serious backup! Backup in the form of a seven-foot tall five hundred pound behemoth named Cyclopes! The one-eyed monster lumbered behind Shepa rd as he slapped hands with the capacity crowd! Sliding into the ring, Shepard glared at Godsend while the one-eyed monster slowly stepped onto the apron and then over the top rope, locking gazes with Darkseed! Would the Dominion Beast stay and fight tonight, or was he still playing psychological games with the dim-witted behemoth? The ref went over the rules telling both teams that he wanted a good clean match! Fat chance of that! The official turned to the timekeeper and called for the bell! We were underway for what had to be one of the biggest Sudden Death main events yet! Godsend and Shepard agreed to start the match, both men meeting in the center of the ring and jawing! The Great Evil shoved Shepard back a step, telling him that he wasn’t fit to compete in the 5th Realmer’s ring! Shepard responded with a right hand to the jaw! The fans again erupted as Shepard battled the Great Evil back to the ropes, unloading with repeated right hands! Suddenly, Godsend surged forward with a knee to the gut and then a backward head slam to the mat! The Great Evil posed for the crowd before dropping down with an elbow! Unfortunately for Godsend, nobody was ho me! The priest rolled to the side, standing up first and catching a rising Godsend with a big dropkick to the chest! The Great Evil exploded up—right into an armdrag takedown to the mat and then a big super chop to the chest! Godsend stumbled back again, opening himself up for a Silver Bullet charge! At the last second, Godsend ducked low, shooting Shepard up and over the top rope with a big back body drop all the way down to the concrete floor! The fans gasped as Godsend collapsed to the mat and we took our final commercial break! Back from break, Godsend had the vagabond priest back in the ring and locked in a surfboard stretch! The Great Evil was really yanking away at Shepard’s back, tearing into the superstar’s lower back! The fans were trying to cheer Shepard back up to his feet, but the Great Evil had him face down on the mat and in a precarious position! Reaching back, Godsend made the tag to the Dominion Beast, still holding that surfboard! Darkseed entered the ring, dropping his weight down onto Shepard’s back with a big elbow! The Dominion Beast unloaded with a vicious knee to the priest’s head while Godsend continued to hold his surfboard submission! Cyclopes had seen enough, stepping over the top rope and charging across the ring to nail Godsend with a backhand slap to the head! The ref cut off the one-eyed monster, trying to usher him back to the corner! I couldn’t believe that Cyclopes was actually listening! While the one-eyed monster slowly turned to leave the ring, Godsend nailed Shepard with a lowblow uppercut, leaving him open for a big double hand spike right to the throat from the Dominion Beast! Godsend finally left the ring as Darkseed hoisted Shepard into the air, driving him down with a backbreaker rack! The ref turned back to the action, spotting a cover and making a two-count! The Dominion Beast snarled before unloading with a fist to the vagabond priest’s face! Darkseed slowly pulled Shepard up off the mat, flinging him hard into the corner! The beast followed right behind, nailing him with a shoulder to the ribs and then a big belly-to-belly suplex over to the mat! Darkseed made the tag to Godsend, eliciting a huge boo from the crowd! The Great Evil strutted into the ring, nailing Shepard with a kick to the face before pulling him up by the mask and spitting in his face! The saliva didn’t even touch Shepard’s skin, but it was the symbolism behind it! The Great Evil quickly flipped Shepard over, driving him to the mat with his Hell’s Threshold razor’s edge drop for another two-count! What was it going to take to put away the vagabond priest? The Great Evil once again pulled Shepard up, slapping his face and telling the priest that he was nothing before Godsend made him! He should be worshipping Godsend, not his false god! The fans really booed that comment! Once more Godsend slapped the priest! This time, Shepard responded with a left cross! Godsend staggered back as Shepard fell back into the ropes! The Great Evil grabbed Shepard by the arm for an Irish whip, but the priest held firm, pulling the 5th Realmer into a short arm clothesline to a huge roar from the crowd! Dropping down to his knees, Shepard slowly started toward his partner! Looking for his first tag of the match! The Great Evil slowly started to his corner, apparently taking a tough bump on that fall! Godsend made the tag first, lunging forward and making the hot tag! Darkseed raced across the ring, nailing Shepard with a double ax-handle to the back and cutting him off once more! The Dominion Beast pulled Shepard off the mat, nailing him with a headbutt and then winding up for what promised to be the finishing blow! Instead, Shepard met him with a kick to the top of the kneecap and then a lifting uppercut of his own! As Darkseed let loose, Shepard leapt up, nailing the Dominion Beast with an enziguri kick to the side of the head! Godsend raced into the ring, charging into Shepard with a running shoulder to the back and top pling the priest into his own corner! The one-eyed monster couldn’t take it anymore! He exploded into the ring, nailing Godsend with a big headbutt and then nailing Darkseed with a chop to the chest as he rose! The fans were going ballistic as Cyclopes unloaded with another chop! A third chop had Darkseed teetering on the ropes, trying to keep his balance! Rushing forward, Cyclopes toppled both himself and the Dominion Beast to the concrete floor with a running clothesline! Outside the ring, Darkseed tried to retreat, but Cyclopes was right there with him, unloading with heavy clubbing blows while the two raced up the ramp! Inside the ring, Shepard slowly turned to see his partner leaving the ringside area! Shepard was in real trouble and thanks to Cyclopes’ limited intelligence, he had just left his tag team partner alone in the ring! The priest grabbed a rising Godsend by the hair, nailing him with a knee to the face and then a vicious elbow to the side of the head! The priest shot Godsend into the far corner, racing after him with a flying body splash! At the last second, Godsend lifted both legs, catch ing the priest in the sternum! As Shepard stumbled back, Godsend quickly hoisted him onto his shoulders, driving the vagabond priest to the mat with the Realm Eternal! Three seconds later and the illegal man had scored the victory here tonight for Dominion! After the match, Godsend slowly regained his senses, apparently not fully aware of what he had done here tonight! I think he was operating purely on instinct! The Great Evil reached over to Shepard’s chest, ripping off that cross he wears on his shirt and tossing it down to the canvas! In one of the most heinous acts I’ve seen in a long time, Godsend spit on the cross before stepping out of the ring to a huge booing! We’ll see next week who makes the grade! Signed for GWF Assault next week, 9-11: Nightmare versus Exodus (TV Title Match) The Others’ open contract GWF Tag Title Match Ventross versus Nicodemus ( ?) Avarice must answer the Elite Circle’s challenge Signed for GWF Armageddon, live from the Lava Pits on Brymstone and on PPV, 9-28: Avarice versus Terminus (GWF Title Match) Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Sept 12, 2008 7:52:04 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 9-11! We are just seventeen days away from GWF Armageddon on Brymstone and everyone is buzzing all throughout the galaxy for the end of summer extravaganza! Tonight, Commissioner Vanity would sign another match for our big summer end blow-out and I for one couldn’t be happier with the decision! Also on tap tonight, we had four huge matches, including two championship contests! Let’s not just talk about it! Let’s see who makes the grade! The night opened with Nightmare already in the ring discussing strategy with Darkseed! Tonight, the Black Death had a huge opportunity in the ring to become the TV Champion! When Exodus descended from the ceiling, the fans went wild! The TV Champion dropped down into the ring, glaring at both Darkseed and Nightmare! Suddenly, the fans roared even louder! Making his way down the ramp was Shepard! If Nightmare was going to have a second here tonight, I guess so was Exodus! The ref took the TV Title and presented to the challenger before calling for the bell! No time for waiting here on GWF Assault! We cut straight to the action! The two men locked up, Exodus driving the wiry Nightmare back into the corner! Darkseed hopped onto the apron, roaring at the fallen angel while the champion made the clean break! Nightmare quickly whipped around the side, nailing the champion with a forearm to the back of the head! The Black Death locked Exodus in a tight headlock, ramming him face-first into the top turnbuckle! Nightmare quickly let loose the chancery, nailing the champion with a knee to the sternum and then whipping him down to the mat with an armdrag takedown! The challenger rose up, dropping his knee down into the champion’s inner arm before pulling him back up and whipping the champion over with a snap mare to the mat! Nightmare hit the near ropes, bouncing back with a dropkick to the back of the skull and a two-count! The fans started to chant Exodus’ name while the Black Death pulled him up, unloading with a forearm uppercut and then a lariat back down to the mat! The challenger locked the fallen angel’s neck again, this time applying that demon sleeper of his! Outside the ring, Shepard pounded the mat, trying to get Exodus up while the ref checked his arm! After two drops, Exodus was one drop away from losing the TV Title! The ref lifted his hand, only to see the fallen angel stop midway down and start to come to life! The champion rose to a knee, firing an elbow into the Black Death’s ribs! A second! A third broke the hold and opened the door for the champion! Exodus hopped onto the second rope, flying back with a Flight Kick right to the jaw! Darkseed had seen enough! The Dominion Beast rolled into the ring, but before he could get to Exodus, Shepard was right in beside him, nailing the 4th Realmer with a Silver B ullet Charge! The fans were going crazy as Shepard fought Darkseed through the ropes, both men dropping to the floor and continuing their fight up the ramp! Inside the ring, Exodus hoisted Nightmare up, planting him with a Kingdom Come piledriver before leaping onto the top rope! Suddenly, the fans started to move around me! Hopping the railing was the Great Evil himself! Godsend hopped onto the apron, nailing Exodus from behind with a lowblow while the ref watched security escorting both Shepard and Darkseed from the ringside area! Godsend hopped off the apron, landing on the mat and pounding for Nightmare to get up! Slowly, the Black Death regained his senses, grabbing Exodus by the neck and driving him hard down to the mat with his Black Death DDT! What a travesty of justice this was! The ref dropped into position, slowly counting the three and giving Nightmare the TV Title! The fans couldn’t believe it! As Godsend and Nightmare started up the ramp, the fans littered the area with paper cups and beverages! You never know what you’re going to see here in the GWF, sheep! Case in point: The commissioner’s music blared and Vanity stepped through the curtain to a huge roar, right in front of Godsend and Nightmare! The commissioner congratulated Nightmare on his “win” tonight! The Black Death was certainly the opportunist! However, before he gets too comfortable with the title, Vanity wanted to let him know that earlier today the commissioner had signed a TV Title match for GWF Armageddon, live on PPV in seventeen days! Originally that match would have involved Exodus defending his title, but now that Nightmare was the new champion, he was taking his place…in a 7 Deadly Sins Match for the TV Title! The fans erupted with approval while Nightmare and Godsend stomped around upset! He had only just won the belt and now he had to defend it in a 7 Deadly Sins match? That’s not right! As we cut to commercial break, a video vignette played of Murdok hoisting Tekaro up onto a pole! The Harvester told the fans that young Tekaro had not eaten in nearly two weeks! He hadn’t had a drink in a day! In fact, he was on the brink of death! But he wouldn’t die! No, Murdok would see to that! In fact, the savage would live forever once more as his loyal zombie slave! All around Murdok, his denizens chanted for the Harvester! Murdok reached into a shroud and pulled out a gauntlet! Slowly placing the gauntlet on his hand, the Harvester promised that Tekaro wouldn’t feel much pain! In fact, he wouldn’t remember it even if he did! With only a few seconds of Murdok’s Power of the Plague, Tekaro would once again become a mindless servant to the greatest force in the galaxy! As Murdok lifted his hand, gunfire sounded throughout the area! The zombies began to scatter as ships dropped down into the scene! What the stars was going on? Suddenly, Aegis and Warfare dropped from another ship, the colonel nailing Murdok with the butt end of a rifle! Warfare grabbed his partner by the waist, ripping both him and the pole from the ground and yanking on the rope! Beside them, Aegis kicked a stunned Murdok before yanking his rope and telling the Harvester that he would get his soon enough! With that, the ropes flew into the sky and the ships took off! What a rescue from the ROC! Can you imagine if Murdok would have actually zombified Tekaro? Is that even a word?
After the commercial break, we were back in the ring for our second championship match of the night! Last week, the Others laid down the gauntlet, challenging any two men to come down the aisle and face them for the GWF Tag Team Titles! Tonight they were in the ring waiting for their opponents to come down the ramp and reveal themselves! When familiar music blared, the fans started to boo! Loudly! Cypher and Raze were out! The fans didn’t seem to like these challengers, and I’m starting to agree with them! I know Ventross has been pushing the two men together, but it’s just not working out! Plus, whoever won in this match, their team was earning points! (Brainstorm note: I just received late word from Commissioner Vanity that this match didn’t count for Sudden Death points) This had to mark the first time that teammates on a Sudden Death team were meeting each other in the ring! When Cypher and Razed entered the ring, Raze shook hands with the champions while Cypher turned his back and told the ref to ring the bell! As soon as the bell sounded, Cypher turned with a cheap shot right to Odyssey’s jaw! The Olympian quickly shoved the dark Ravager out of the ring while both Omni and Raze looked on confused! Cypher slowly turned, holding up his hands and apologizing! Quickly, the Olympian drove a boot to Omni’s gut! Cypher was all business tonight, whipping the champion hard into the corner before following with a big running knee to the chin! The Olympian whipped Omni over, tying the champion to the tree of woe! With the fans in shock, Cypher began stomping savagely at his stablemate! Raze made the blind tag from the side, entering the ring and asking Cypher what he was thinking? The Olympian shrugged before turning toward the ropes! Silently, the Olympian slid out of the ring and to his corner while Raze pulled Omni up, checking on his stablemate! From the side, Odyssey leapt into the ring, nailing the impeccable one with a flying clothesline and a huge roar from the crowd! The champion shoved the ref aside before catching Raze with a flipping back armdrag and then a dropkick! Outside the ring, Cypher dropped to the floor and started up the ramp! Where was he going? The ref had lost all control of this one as Omni slowly rose to his feet, joining his partner with that Synchronicity kick of theirs! The fans roared as Omni pulled Raze up, motioning for Odyssey to climb the ropes! Showing their unity, the GWF Tag Team Champions hoisted Raze up and over, delivering the Chronal Flow in the center of the ring! Three seconds later and this “match” was mercifully finished! What a terrible letdown! I thought someone was really going to step up and challenge the Others! Where are the GWF Assault tag teams? Our cameras cut away from that travesty and toward another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius welcomed Assassin X to the luxury seat! Hegemony thanked Assassin X for coming tonight and clearing time out of his busy schedule! Assassin X nodded! Hegemony said that for the last year, Assassin X was one of the most coveted free agents in the entire GWF! He was a man that every team wanted on their side! Most insiders are pegging Assassin X as the next Avarice or Exodus! Why then did Assassin X take the backseat and join Nicodemus? The assassin laughed! He wasn’t taking a backseat to anyone! In the Have-Nots, Assassin X is the chief lieutenant! Look at it this way, the masked man laughed, if Nicodemus wins, Assassin X is the second most powerful man in the GWF! If Nicodemus loses, then the Have-Nots are Assassin X’s! Either way, the masked man wins! So you’re not loyal to Nicodemus, Hegemony asked! Of course I am…to an extent! Nicodemus doesn’t pay the salaries! Nicodemus doesn’t sign the matches! Nicodemus is a good man! Assassin X believed in his vision! Assassin X thought Nicodemus was right on a lot of things, but the masked man wasn’t a robot! He wasn’t an unthinking weapon! He wasn’t a conniving Ravager traitor! The assassin was his own man! He would stay with Nicodemus just like the Essence would stay with him—until a better offer came! Everyone says there’s honor among thieves, but there’s not! There certainly isn’t among assassins! Nicodemus and Assassin X of like mind now, but strong egos and partnerships lead to strong enemies sometimes! For now, the assassin is focusing on winning each and every match he’s in to raise his profile! At the end of Sudden Death, who knows? Maybe the masked man will see the light and join the side of the angels! Assassin X lifted the bottom part of his mask and smiled! Then again, he wouldn’t bank on it! Hegemony thanked the assassin for his candid insights tonight and promised that next week we would hear even more from our as of yet unannounced guest! Who would Hegemony bring in next week? You’ll just have to tune in to find out! Back in the ring, Ventross was finally getting his wish! The Ravager came down the ramp to a decent ovation! Since coming back from that horrific injury he suffered earlier in the year, Ventross has been on fire of late! Tonight, he had his opportunity to even the score the Essence! When Nicodemus came out, the fans booed loudly! They hated the Essence, which I don’t understand! The man makes a lot of good points! He’s all about the equitable distribution of salaries! Who hasn’t had a job that pays them too little? Inside the ring, Nicodemus looked impressive, just a bit smaller than Ventross, but seemingly in great condition! Then again, I’m not even sure what the Essence is really made of so who knows how great a shape he’s really in? The ref called for the bell and we were underway! It’s strange to think that in just over nine months, one of these two men will be gone from the GWF! The two locked up, with Ventross heaving Nicodemus back into the ropes! The Ravager rushed forward with a shoulder spear, but Nicodemus answered with a knee to the face and then a big lariat down to the mat! The Essence hit the side ropes, looking to drop his weight down onto the Ravager with a big legdrop, but Ventross managed to roll to the side just in the nick of time! The Ravager leader quickly rolled to his knees, catching Nicodemus with a fist to the helmet and then a big shoulder butt to the ribs! Ventross quickly hoisted Nicodemus up, slamming the Essence hard to the mat! The Ravager leader slowly pulled Nicodemus up by the arm, clearly at a loss as to what to do next! Ventross was one galaxy of a brawler, but a ring technician he wasn’t! The Ravager nailed Nicodemus with a hard shoulder to the arm followed by a double ax-handle to that exposed shoulder! Ventross quickly shot Nicodemus into the corner, following with a running body splash only to catch two knees right to the chest! Nicodemus capitalized, unloading with a heart punch that staggered the Ravager down to a knee! Nicodemus surged forward , unloading with a vicious clothesline to the mat! On the canvas, Nicodemus rolled over, blatantly choking Ventross while the ref counted to four! Letting loose, Nicodemus pulled the Ravager up to a chorus of boos! The Essence hoisted the big Ravager into the air, driving him down with a fusion powerbomb and a two-count! The Essence couldn’t believe it! Nicodemus pulled Ventross up by the neck, driving an elbow to his chin before attempting to hoist over the Ravager for Nuclear Winter! Instead, Ventross countered with a big back body drop! As Nicodemus shot up, Ventross hit the side ropes, unloading with a big shoulder spear to the mat! Landing on top of the Essence, Ventross unloaded with a vicious onslaught of punches, drawing a warning from the ref and a huge roar from the crowd! The Ravager was on fire now! Ventross pulled Nicodemus up and shot him into the ropes, looking for that Severed Ties spinebuster of his! Instead, Nicodemus held the back ropes while the fans started to boo! Rushing into the ring were the Have-Nots! As soon as Assassin X blindsided Ventross with a kick to the back of the head, the ref called for the bell and the disqualification! After the bell, Assassin X and Rankor stomped away at Ventross while Holocaust and Flatliner helped Nicodemus around the ring! The Essence was really rattled! Suddenly, Defiance rushed down the ramp and into the ring! The Others were the first into the squared circle, meeting the WoD with a flurry of fists and kicks! Raze quickly followed, tackling Rankor around the waist and driving him to the mat! Finally, Cypher slid into the ring, standing between Rankor and Ventross, neither the Ravager traitor nor Cypher really interested in this brawl! Security rushed down the ramp, quickly separating both teams as we cut to commercial break! It looked like the Have-Nots had a plan to take Ventross out here tonight, but thanks to a timely intervention from Defiance, the Ravager leader will live to fight another day! Lucky us! After another commercial break to clear the ring, we were back at ringside for our main event! The fans went wild as the number one contender’s music blared! Avarice stepped through the curtain, tossing black roses into the crowd while he made his way down the ramp! Stepping into the ring, Avarice draped one rose in Rubicon’s corner, an obvious message to his opponent here tonight! The Elite Circle wasn’t taking it easy on the Blackthorn in this match, sending the enforcer of the team to ensure that Avarice doesn’t make it to GWF Armageddon, or if he does that he doesn’t make it in one piece! When Rubicon burst through the curtains, the fans booed venomously! Rubicon simply smirked as he made his way down the ramp! The venomous beast was the most dangerous man in the galaxy and no one, not a GWF superstar or even one of you sheep would ever want to cross this man! You can boo him all you like, but every single one of you respects and fears th e venomous beast! Inside the ring, Rubicon stomped his black rose, glaring across the ring at a man who had been his partner! A man who had stood beside Rubicon when no one else would! That partnership was short-lived, but it’s interesting to note that this time last year, it was Rubicon heading toward a GWF Title match with Avarice in his corner! A year later and the venomous beast was standing between Avarice and his date with destiny! The ref called for the bell and we were underway with the main event! Rubicon silently walked toward the center of the ring, daring Avarice to join him! The Blackthorn didn’t back down, stepping close to the beast and giving up nearly a half foot and over one hundred and fifty pounds! Rubicon growled as Avarice defiantly stood in front of him! Suddenly, the Blackthorn nailed Rubicon with a vicious kick to the front of the knee and then a backhand chop to the throat! The fans roared their approval! Why is that Avarice does it and you sheep cheer, but if Rubicon would have done the exact same thing, he would have been booed out of=2 0the building? The Blackthorn quickly pulled Rubicon in by the goatee, yanking him into position for a side headlock! The beast answered, wrapping his arms around Avarice’s waist and hoisting him up, tossing the Blackthorn back to the mat with a standing side suplex! As Avarice stumbled up, Rubicon rushed forward with a forearm to the jaw and then a big chop of his own! A second chop had the blood rushing up on Avarice’s chest! Rubicon yanked Avarice by the hair, shooting him hard into the ropes for a big boot and a one-count! The venomous beast glared at the ref before pulling Avarice off the mat and scooping him into the corner with a turnbuckle slam! Rubicon took a step back, measuring out the Blackthorn before surging forward with a shoulder to the chest! Instead, Avarice rolled to the side and venomous beast crashed shoulder first into the steel! Avarice quickly landed on his feet, nailing Rubicon with a side kick to the ribs and then a swinging neckbreaker to the mat for a one-count of his own! The Blackthorn hit the side ropes, building up some steam for a running knee to the rising Rubicon’s head and then a flipping moonsault off the second rope! Impressively, Rubicon caught the Blackthorn by the waist and tumbled toward the ropes, the momentum even rocking the venomous beast! Both men toppled over the top rope all the way to the concrete floor in a pile! With the fans chanting and the ref counting, we took our final commercial break! Back from break, Rubicon had the Blackthorn back in the ring, wrenching away on the number one contender’s neck and putting all his weight on Avarice’s shoulders! The fans were trying to urge Avarice on, but the Blackthorn was in real trouble now! Rubicon continued to rest on Avarice, capitalizing on an out of the ring throat drop on the metal guardrail! Somehow, Avarice continued to crawl toward the ropes, pulling himself along to try and break this debilitating hold! As the Blackthorn neared the break, Rubicon unloaded with a clubbing blow and then dragged the number one contender back to the center of the ring to reapply the hold! What a game plan from the venomous beast! He was taking Avarice completely out of this match and using as little energy as possible! Sitting on the mat, Avarice began to pound his hand to the canvas! Like that was going to help! The sheep started to chant his name, again trying to will the Blackthorn off the mat! Slowly, Avarice started to shake, rising up to one knee! A second knee! The Blackthorn fired back with an elbow to the venomous beast’s chest! A second rocked the venomous beast back and into the ropes, finally breaking the hold! As Avarice rushed away, looking to build momentum, Rubicon yanked him down to the mat by the hair to a huge booing! The venomous beast laughed as the ref admonished him! Pulling Avarice up, Rubicon shot him into the ropes, rushing back into the far ropes and rebounding for a pole ram! Unbelievably, Avarice countered, dropping to the mat and whipping the venomous beast over with a deep armdrag! Both men shot up, Avarice connecting with a kick to the gut and then a big DDT to the mat! The Blackthorn hopped onto the second rope, flying back with the Power of Greed and another two-count! The fans started to boo heavily as Cordanus made his way down the ramp! The former commissioner made his way to ringside, arguing with the ref that Avarice was cheating! I’d like to agree with him, but I hadn’t seen the Blackthorn cheat yet! Behind the ref’s back, Avarice pulled Rubicon up, setting up for a tiger driver! Right in front of me there was some commotion! Crawling under the apron and out into the open was the GWF Champion! Terminus was under the ring! How long had he been there? All night? The champion unlatched his belt and hopped onto the apron just as Avarice started to lift the venomous beast! From the side, Terminus unloaded with the title belt right between the number one contender’s eyes! The fans booed wildly as Terminus dropped off the apron and Cordanus started back up the ramp! The venomous beast dropped down onto the Blackthorn as the ref turned, hooking him by the leg for the cover! Somehow, the Blackthorn shot a shoulder out at two! How in the stars did he do that? Suddenly, the fans went wild! The Aetheran warhammer was here! Paralyze made his way down the ramp to a huge roar! The former champion gave chase to Cordanus, chasing the former commissioner around the ring and to the current GWF Champion! Both Terminus and Cordanus were backpedaling while the ref was trying to keep the peace outside the ring! Inside the squared circle, Rubicon shot Avarice into the ropes, catching him with a vicious spinebuster down to the mat! Suddenly, the fans roared even louder! Racing down the ramp with a steel chair was Dante! The thespian slid into the ring, blasting Rubicon as he started to lock No Return on Avarice! Dante unloaded with a second shot for good measure before sliding out of the ring and joining up with Paralyze! Inside the ring, Avarice draped an arm over Rubicon’s chest! Spotting the cover, the ref slid back into the ring quickly, slamming his hand down three times and what had to be one of the most tainted matches I’ve ever seen in the GWF! What a travesty of justice! Thanks to Paralyze and Dante, Avarice was still going on to GWF Armageddon and his date with destiny! We’ll see next week who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 9-18: Bloat/Nightmare versus the Light Paralyze versus Rubicon Hegemony’s Insights with Warfare and Tekaro, Mass Destruction Avarice versus Mensar (Just signed) Signed for GWF Armageddon live from the Lava Pits on Brymstone and on PPV, 9-28: 7 Deadly Sins Match for the TV Title Avarice versus Terminus (GWF Title Match) Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Sept 18, 2008 17:42:03 GMT -5
Class is back in session! This is Brainstorm with the report card for GWF Assault 9-18! We are just ten days away from GWF Armageddon and the excitement is palpable! Fans all across the galaxy have been talking about our huge main event match where Avarice will challenge the Aran legend, Terminus for the GWF Title! Tonight, the Blackthorn was going to have to get through another Elite Circle challenge, a match with the former champion and longest-reigning GWF Champion of all-time at that, Mensar! Also tonight, Paralyze and Rubicon will meet in singles action as well as the Light squaring off against Bloat and Nightmare! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with the Light coming down the ramp, Exodus and Gabriel receiving a huge ovation! No way will these two get anywhere near that kind of positive reaction at GWF Armageddon live from Brymstone! These two so-called angels will be public enemies number one and two! Inside the ring, Exodus looked a little bare without his TV Title! Making his way down the ramp with that title, Nightmare came out with the big monstrosity Bloat! The capacity crowd really let the new champion have it, but for what? For taking advantage of a situation? For bettering his station in life? You sheep always crack me up with your double standards! Who among you wouldn’t have seized the opportunity to step up in the GWF? The title wouldn’t be on the line tonight, but in ten days, Nightmare would have to defend his newly won strap against six other challengers in our third annual 7 Deadly Sins match! Once again, the deck is stacked against the champion, but can Nightmare find away to survive with his title in hand? We’ll find out at GWF Armageddon! Tonight though, we had a huge tag team contest to get to! Bloat and Exodus were going to start this one out, Nightmare wisely declining Exodus’ challenge to enter the ring first! Nightmare was the champion, the fallen angel should have to come to him! The ref motioned for the bell and we were underway! Bloat lunged forward at Exodus, but the former champion dodged to the side and answered with a kick to Bloat’s bulbous belly! The sadist simply laughed! Bloat shot his left arm out, right at the fallen angel’s head! At the last second, Exodus ducked low and answered with a rising knee to the chest and then a big side kick to the head! The fallen angel was climbing Bloat like a mountain tonight! Dropping down the backside, Exodus fell to the mat and nailed the monstrosity with a kick to the back of the knee, dropping Bloat to one knee! The fallen angel hopped onto the side ropes, looking for a Flight Kick, but instead Nightmare kicked the middle rope at the same time causing Exodus to fall back to the mat! Bloat was ready and waiting, dropping his weight down onto the fallen angel with a massive elbow and a one-count! Dragging Exodus to Dominion’s corner, Bloat rammed him headfirst into the top buckle before making the tag! Nightmare quickly entered the ring, nailing Exodus with a fist to the side of the head and then an illegal eye rake! The ref admonished Nightmare, backing him away from the corner and giving Bloat a chance to choke the fallen angel! Gabriel raced into the ring, but the ref cut him off, giving Nightmare a chance to unload with that mist right into the former champion’s eyes! The Black Death hoisted Exodus up, driving him to the mat with an inverted suplex drop before making the cover! The ref slowly turned into position and honestly I think that’s the only reason Exodus was able to kick out at two! Nightmare roared at the official before pulling Exodus up and shooting him into the ropes! The TV Champion hit the side ropes, bouncing back for what looked like a spear, only to see Exodus leap over him! Both men shot back—this time it was Exodus scoring with a Flight Kick to the side of the Black Death’s head! The fans erupted as the former champion crawled quickly toward his corner, making the hot tag to the angel of vengeance! Gabriel hopped over the top rope, catching an approaching Nightmare with a kick to the chest and then a big scoop slam! Bloat entered the ring, right into a shot to the mouth from the angel of vengeance! Gabriel hopped onto the second rope, leaping forward and driving Bloat back with a big Flight Kick to the chin! From behind, Nightmare nailed the angel of vengeance with a forearm to the back of the head, but it seemed to have no effect! Gabriel fired back with a backhand to the chin, dropping the Black Death down to the canvas! From behind, Bloat jammed his metal fork deep into the angel of vengeance’s shoulder, drawing an instant disqualification!
After the match, Bloat continued to grind that fork into Gabriel’s shoulder while the fans sprang to life! Racing down the ramp were Shin Ko, Shepard, and Cyclopes! The trio slid into the ring, driving back Nightmare and Bloat! Following the Light out were the three remaining members of Dominion! The fans were going crazy as all ten men brawled in the center of the ring! Security personnel rushed down the ramp, trying to restore order under Commissioner Vanity’s direction! Good luck with that! As security tried vainly to separate these ten men, we cut to our first commercial break of the night!
After the break, we were treated with another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! After his near zombification last week, Tekaro and Warfare were joining Hegemony tonight on the interview couch! Hegemony welcomed both men to his show, asking them how it felt to be reunited? Tekaro gave the genius a curious look! What did he mean reunited? Hegemony said that last week, Tekaro was so close to becoming another zombie! Then again, Tekaro had been there before, right? The savage nodded! Hegemony told the savage that he was well-read! In fact, he knew all the details of how Tekaro became a zombie slave to Murdok and just like last week, it was Aegis who saved him! Hegemony turned to the camera telling the fans that if anyone wanted to read the full story, they could check out the booklet for aCe 2120! What in the stars is he talking about? What booklet? Tekaro didn’t understand a word Hegemony was saying, proving himself a true savage, asking the genius if there was a point to all this! The genius said that he was wondering if becoming a slave to Murdok again would really be such a bad thing? It’s not like Mass Destruction has torn through the GWF Assault rankings! It’s not even as if they are within title contention! Both men are in fact embarrassments! Warfare rose up off the couch, but before he could make a move, the genius retracted his statement! Everyone knows that Warfare’s a big man, Hegemony added! He’s a star in the making! The question is: how long will he be in the making? Warfare has been in the GWF for eight years and he’s never achieved any level of stardom! His original tag team was a sham, rated the worst official tag team of all-time in Riot Vibe magazine! The way the genius saw it, the best thing Mass Destruction could do for the ROC was retire! Maybe then they wouldn’t lose points for Aegis! Tekaro had had enough! The savage told Hegemony he came here tonight to talk about Murdok—but you got a fresh doze of reality, the genius retorted! Here’s reality for you, Tekaro smirked before nodding at Warfare! The man-mountain turned quickly, driving his boot through the genius’ designer couch and tearing a huge hole in it! Hegemony quickly backed away as Warfare lifted the couch high overhead, flinging it against the fireplace while this episode of Hegemony’s Insights came to an end! What a bunch of ungracious jerks! Hegemony didn’t deserve that! He was telling Mass Destruction the truth and they couldn’t handle it! Jerks!
Backstage, our cameras caught up with Cypher and Raze arguing! The impeccable one demanded Cypher tell him exactly what he was doing last week, sandbagging their match! Cypher shrugged his shoulders! He didn’t answer to Raze! Suddenly, Ventross appeared beside both men! The Ravager told Cypher he may not answer to Raze, but he’d certainly answer to the Ravager leader! Cypher laughed! He wasn’t impressed by Ventross! He wasn’t impressed by his entire team! In fact, for the most part, he wasn’t impressed with GWF Assault as a whole! Everyone is trying to pigeonhole Cypher as a tag team wrestler! Trying to stick him as a TV Title wrestler! Well Cypher was main event through and through! He was the leader on GWF Warfare when he wrestled all throughout the galaxy! He was a true superstar and no one took him seriously! Ventross grabbed the Olympian behind the neck and told him to shut up! No one took him seriously because his tenure on GWF Assault has been a joke! He’s so worried about what he’s not that he hasn’t become much of anything! If Cypher wanted people to take him seriously, he needed to get his tail in gear and start winning some matches! Whether the Olympian liked Ventross, Raze, or the Others didn’t matter! What mattered was they were going to win this Sudden Death feud whether it was with Cypher—or over his dead body! Did the Ravager make himself clear? Ventross glared at Cypher who reluctantly nodded! With that, we cut to the squared circle!
Back in the ring, what a match we had for all you sheep! Two of the biggest and baddest in the entire galaxy in one ring at the same time! Rubicon came down the ramp first to a loud booing! I never understand you sheep! You boo him by the safety of a small metal barrier, but if you met him on the streets, you’d cower and wet yourselves! Inside the ring, the venomous beast snarled as the ref started to pat him down! I guess there was going to be no pat down here tonight! When the Aetheran warhammer’s music blared, the fans went wild! Paralyze made his way down the ramp, the laser effects reflecting off his imposing spikes! Inside the squared circle, Paralyze dropped the spikes to the floor and turned back to view maybe the only man in the arena who wasn't impressed! The venomous beast laughed before holding up his hand and daring Paralyze to come get some! The former champion responded with a right hand to the jaw! A second had Rubicon rocking and stumbling back to the ropes! I’ve never seen Rubicon rocked like that! The Aetheran warhammer quickly shot Rubicon into the ropes, catching him as he rebounded with a big Atomic Spike to the top of the head! The fans were going crazy as Paralyze grabbed the four hundred pound plus Rubicon by the waist, looking for a slam! Instead, Rubicon nailed the former champion with an elbow to the ear and then a vicious face rake! The venomous beast quickly hurled Paralyze in through the ropes, right into the steel post shoulder-first! Rubicon hit the side ropes, building up momentum and then exploded forward with a pole ram right to the midsection! That sucked all the air out of this building! The venomous beast slowly pulled Paralyze up by his dreadlocked hair, nailing him with a forearm to the jaw and then a rake across the chest! As the former champion dropped to a knee, a trail of blood dripped down to the canvas! Rubicon pulled Paralyze up again, nailing him with an elbow to the ear! As Rubicon wrenched the Aetheran up by the hair, Paralyze shot back with a fist right to the mouth! The fans roared again as Paralyze caught the venomous beast with a kick to the ribs and then a sternum-first toss into the corner! Rubicon staggered back—right into a lifting backbreaker! The Aetheran warhammer shocked the galaxy, holding that move and then lifting Rubicon up again, never letting him go, for a second backbreaker! That was all Paralyze could do, dropping the venomous beast to the mat for a close two-count! How in the stars did Paralyze find the strength to lift him twice? The former champion pulled Rubicon up by the collar, driving a knee to his face before hoisting the venomous beast up for what looked like an inverted atomic drop! The beast countered with another face rake and then a boot right to the staggering Paralyze’s stomach! Rubicon hopped onto the second rope, nearly pulling the thing down with him—like we need that in this match—and flew back with a back elbow to the chin! How in the stars? How does a man that big move that quick? The venomous beast hit the side ropes, looking to capitalize, but Paralyze met him with a boot to the chin! Talk about a quick recovery! Rubicon stumbled back as the Aetheran slowly rose to his feet! This war was taking it’s toll on both men!
Suddenly, the fans came to life with a loud roar of boos! Racing into the ring were Mensar and Varsity! The duo slid into the squared circle behind Paralyze, leveling him with a tandem forearm to the back! Before the ref could call for the bell, Euritar and Dante hit the ring, tackling the two new arrivals from the Elite Circle! The ref bailed out of the ring once again and it looked like we had ourselves a pier 6 brawl now! This match was thrown out and once again, GWF security was rushing down the ramp for the assist! Just like the Light and Dominion, it looked like Unity and the Elite Circle couldn’t get enough of each other! These six men were going crazy in the ring and we had to take a commercial break!
Back from break, Commissioner Vanity was at the top of the ramp and finally, order had been restored! Unity was being escorted backstage while the Elite Circle were being held back by security! The commissioner said that since all these men seem to want to do nothing but fight, the commissioner was going to give them a fight! He was going to give them the biggest fight of the summer! In a Battlezone match in ten days at GWF Armageddon! The fans roared their approval for that announcement! However, it wouldn’t just be the Elite Circle versus Unity at GWF Armageddon! No, for the first time ever, it will be a four-team, three man apiece Battlezone Fatal Four-way match between the Elite Circle, Unity…Dominion and the Light! That got the fans out of their seats! And if that doesn’t get rid of some of this hostility, then the commissioner wasn’t sure just what would! A four-team Battlezone match? It’s never been done before, but I can’t wait to see what it looks like! Leave it to Commissioner Vanity to once again raise the bar when it comes to big matches!
Backstage, Euritar left Dante and Paralyze for a second to enter Avarice’s dressing room! The punk told Avarice that he was the most vocal member of Unity for not bringing the Blackthorn into the fold! He didn’t like Avarice’s attitude! It reminded him too much of himself! Avarice stood up, but the punk told him to sit back down! The truth was, Avarice had been walking a path just like Euritar! Too good to be on the bottom of the show, but too angry and unwilling to play the games to be on top! Avarice had all the skills! Stars, he had more talent than anyone Euritar had ever fought, but he’s always worried about that showmanship! He’s always worried about that next magazine cover! This is the GWF! This is the primetime of wrestling! It doesn’t matter how many magazines you’re on, it matters how many titles you’ve won! Now for the last few years, Avarice has burned some bridges! He’s made some enemies! None of that matters now! The Blackthorn has a chance to win the GWF Title! All he has to do is seize it! And if Avarice will have him, tonight, Euritar would be in the Blackthorn’s corner to make sure the Elite Circle doesn’t try and rip it away from him! Euritar offered the Blackthorn a hand with the fans anxiously holding their breaths! Finally, Avarice reached out and took the hand! If there’s anyone who understands exactly what’s going through Avarice’s mind right now, it has to be Euritar! What a man to have in his corner!
After another break, our cameras caught up with the commissioner back in his office, joined by the Harvester of Souls, Murdok! The commissioner told Murdok that the calls and letters he’s received over the last week has been overwhelming! Churches! Religious movements! Decency groups ! They’ve all been protesting what Murdok attempted to do to Tekaro last week! The commissioner could only imagine what he’d be facing had Murdok succeeded in that zombification! As such, the commissioner had no other choice but to fire Murdok right here and now! The fans in the arena gasped and even I couldn’t believe it! Murdok fired? As the Harvester rose from his seat he told Commissioner Vanity that his decision was irrelevant! Murdok would do as Murdok pleased! And if the GWF didn’t want a part of it, there were plenty of federations all across the galaxy—that’s what you’d want, a voice interrupted! It was the colonel, Aegis! Aegis told Commissioner Vanity that Murdok was running scared right now! He wanted to be kicked out! The Harvester never planned on doing anything with Tekaro! In fact, Murdok was happy to be rid of Tekaro last time and his incorruptible spirit! The Harvester knew he’d never truly break the savage! So what did Murdok do last week? He left Aegis a way to get onto Antilla and save his partner! With Murdok’s defenses, that should never have happened…unless Murdok wanted it to happen! The Harvester roared that he would have sacrificed Aegis last week without question! The commissioner told Aegis to make his point, he had a former superstar that needed removed from his office! The colonel told Commissioner Vanity that Murdok wanted fired! He wanted to be spared the humiliation of losing Sudden Death! His team is behind and he can’t handle it! Murdok doesn’t care about being fired! He cares about being a loser! The Harvester roared that he wasn’t a loser! Then face me at GWF Armageddon…in a Hell in a Cell match! The Harvester took a step back! Out in the arena, the fans were going crazy! Commissioner Vanity mulled it over a second! If he signed that match, he couldn't fire Murdok! Then again, if he didn’t sign the match, Murdok would be heading to the AFW or the CFW as one of the hottest superstars in the galaxy! Vanity lowered his head a second and then nodded! Aegis had his match! Heaven help him, Commissioner Vanity was signing the match! In ten days, it would be Murdok and Aegis locked inside the most ominous structure in GWF history—the Hell in a Cell!
After our final commercial break, we were back at ringside where Avarice was coming out to a huge ovation! Beside the Blackthorn, Euritar walked confidently! What a match this was going to be! As Avarice stepped into the ring, Mensar emerged from the curtain, former commissioner Cordanus in tow! The King of the Mountain jawed with the fans as he made his way into the squared circle! Inside the ring, Mensar looked doubtfully at Avarice! This was the guy who was facing Terminus at GWF Armageddon? Mensar laughed! Avarice answered with a punch to the jaw and then a big backhand chop to the chest while the ref called for the bell! The Blackthorn grabbed Mensar by the arm, looking to shoot him into the ropes, but Mensar reversed, pulling the Blackthorn in for a vicious lariat down to the mat! The King of the Mountain was right on top of Avarice, choking the number one contender to a four-count and daring the ref to disqualify him! Mensar finally let loose the chokehold, pulling Avarice off the mat by the hair and slamming him face first into the top buckle! The King of the Mountain took a step back before unloading with a shot to the gut and then a shoulder to the chest! Mensar hoisted Avarice out of the corner, running him to the center of the ring for a falling back slam! Once again, Mensar forewent the pin, instead choking Avarice! At four, Mensar let loose the choke and stomped Avarice’s nose, driving his boot hard into the Blackthorn’s face! Outside the ring, Euritar argued with the ref that he should disqualify Mensar, but that only gave the Mensan an opening to choke Avarice again! The King of the Mountain pulled Avarice up and dropped him throat first onto the top rope, catching him as he recoiled with a Big Boot to the side of the head! Again, Mensar didn’t make the cover, instead standing on Avarice’s throat for a four-count! I got it! Mensar wasn’t trying to win this match tonight! He was looking to injure the Blackthorn! Pulling Avarice up again by the hair, Mensar unloaded with an elbow to the side of the head and a big kneelift to the chin! The King of the Mountain hoisted Avarice onto his shoulder, promising that he’d eliminate this threat right here and now! As Mensar started forward, Avarice raked the Mensan’s eyes, falling down to the mat behind the big man! Mensar awkwardly turned, right into a kick to the ribs and then a leaping kick to the side of the head! Mensar stumbled back as Avarice hopped onto the second rope, leaping back and catching the King of the Mountain with a swinging neckbreaker down to the canvas! All throughout the arena, the fans were going crazy! Avarice hopped onto the second rope again, this time leaping back with a Power of Greed drop and a two-count! The Blackthorn quickly rolled his body over, applying that Blackthorn Lock in the center of the ring while Cordanus stomped around the outside of the squared circle! The former commissioner couldn’t stand anymore, hopping onto the apron and yelling at the ref to make the break! Instead, Euritar circled the ring, yanking Cordanus off the apron and down to the concrete floor for a vicious right hand! The ref approached the ropes, trying to restore order while Avarice let loose his Blackthorn Lock, trying to figure out what was going on! Behind the number one contender, Mensar reached into his tights for something…a pair of brass knuckles! The King of the Mountain donned the knuckles as Avarice turned back to the Mensan! Firing ahead, Mensar unloaded a haymaker only to find nobody home! Avarice ducked and answered with an uppercut to the groin followed by the 7th Sin to the center of the mat! The ref turned in time to spot the cover and three seconds later, Avarice had stolen another one here tonight! Will his luck continue next week and into GWF Armageddon, or will Avarice once again be on the outside looking in? We’ll see who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 9-25:
Cyclopes versus Sycophant Zombie Dreadnaught versus Paganax What will Avarice’s final challenge be?
Signed for GWF Armageddon, live from the Lava Pits on Brymstone and on PPV 9-28:
7 Deadly Sins Match for the TV Title Aegis versus Murdok (Hell in a Cell Match) 4-Way Three Man Battlezone: The Light versus Unity versus Elite Circle versus Dominion Avarice versus Terminus (GWF Title Match)
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Post by jonathan on Sept 25, 2008 18:46:30 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 9-25! We’re just three days away from GWF Armageddon and the entire galaxy is buzzing over what promises to be the event of the summer! Commissioner Vanity has already signed four of the biggest matches in GWF Armageddon history and tonight he promised to put one more match on the slate! Also tonight, we’ve got three huge matches, including Avarice’s final pre-Armageddon test! Win and he’s in the main event to face Terminus this Sunday! Lose, and he’ll be on the outside of the title chase looking in! Paganax is in action as well as the one-eyed monster Cyclopes! Let’s see who makes the grade! The night opened with Sycophant already in the ring and the fans booing loudly! When the on e-eyed monster’s music hit, the fans went wild! Cyclopes lumbered down the aisle, the seven-foot five hundred pound monster looking more focused than I’ve seen him in a long time! In fact, the last time I saw Cyclopes looking anywhere near as focused as this, was when he won the GWF Title, ending Mensar’s record-shattering championship reign! Stepping over the top rope, Cyclopes glared at Sycophant who actually had a smile on his face! The ref called for the bell and we were underway with another GWF Assault! Stepping right up to the behemoth, Sycophant slapped his chest, motioning for Cyclopes to do the same! The one-eyed monster exploded with a vicious chop right to the sadomasochist’s chest, dropping him down to one knee! Sycophant squealed with delight as he rose up and begged Cyclopes to do it again! Once again, Cyclopes unloaded, this time knocking the deviant all the way into the ropes! =2 0Before Sycophant could ask for more, Cyclopes rushed forward with a big boot that stumbled the deviant to the side and then=2 0down to the mat! The one-eyed monster followed up, stepping across the deviant’s chest and pressing him nearly through the mat! The fans were going crazy as Cyclopes pulled Sycophant off the mat, hoisting him into the air and then driving him back into the canvas with his Two-Handed Chokeslam! The one-eyed monster hit the side ropes, building up what little momentum a man his size could, and dropped down with a five-hundred pound splash onto the deviant! Three seconds later and this one was in the books! A dominating performance here tonight from the one-eyed monster! After the bell, Cyclopes rose up, roaring back at this capacity crowd in a rare show of emotion! All eyes turned to the top of the ramp as Darkseed emerged from the curtain, staring down at the one-eyed monster! The Dominion Beast started slowly toward the ring, locking gazes with Cyclopes and sh owing that he wasn’t backing down tonight! He was going full speed ahead! In the ring, Cyclopes was chomping at the bit to get a piece of the Dominion Beast! Suddenly, GWF security swarmed the ramp, rushing past Darkseed and holding him back! The fans booed venomously as officials tried to restore order! If there’s any justice this Sunday, these two monsters will finally lock up in a GWF ring, and I for one can’t wait to see that! After a commercial break, it was time for another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight, the genius welcomed Omni and Odyssey to the genius lounge! Hegemony thanked them both for coming before turning to Omni and telling him to come clean! The GWF fans were getting tired of all the double speak! All the secret code! Once and for al l, who were the Others? Omni shook his head! It wasn’t his place to tell! Odyssey simply nodded! Fine, Hegemony huffed! If you won’t tell, I will! The genius then pointed to both men and asked them point blank if they came from the future! Omni actually looked surprised! Isn’t it true, Hegemony continued, that they were in fact the same man from different timelines? Odyssey sat forward, asking Hegemony how he knew that? The genius smiled, he had read the aCe 2120 handbook of course! The what? Omni put an arm out in front of his partner to stop him from making a dumb decision! The light Ravager nodded! It was true! Omni and Odyssey were from the future! Two different futures! How does that revolve around Nicodemus, the genius asked! Odyssey spoke up saying that they were brought to this time to stop the=2 0destroyer from bringing about the end of all things! From ushering in the darkest of days! Omni agreed! He might not have lived in that possibility, but he knew for a fact he did not want Nicodemus destroying the utopia that his future becomes! Apparently, from both time periods, scientists picked this moment as a key place in time to return and ensure that the light remains! Why Nicodemus, Hegemony asked! The prophecy is unclear on that, Odyssey said, but it stands to reason that since they both followed the same path here, Nicodemus appears to be the clear culprit for what promises to be the defining moment in Ravager history! Omni agreed! Hegemony shook his head! Seems pretty out there! He missed the days of Grogan versus Santon! At least then we knew who to cheer for and what the stars they were talking about! The Others rose up telling Hegemony that it wasn’t their place to question the future—just trust that Omni and Odyssey were doing everything in their20power to ensure it’s safekeeping! Both them left the set while H egemony sprang up shouting he wasn’t done with this interview! He had a GWF Tag Team Title question! Neither Ravager turned back and I for one feel like my head might explode thinking about what I just heard! Our cameras quickly cut backstage where Varsity held Avarice for a wicked shot to the head from Terminus’ GWF Title! The Aran quickly grabbed Avarice by the hair, roaring that he will never come any close to the title than this! With that, Terminus hoisted Avarice up and drove him through a catering table! Both men proceeded to stomp away at the Blackthorn, really lacing the number one contender with a string of boots before security arrived to the scene! As security ushered Terminus and Varsity away, the Elite Circle members laughed having done their damage! There’s no way that Avarice will still be able to compete tonight after that barrage of blows we just saw, and who knows how bad the attack was before our cameras even caught up to him! The question is: What will Commissioner Vanity do for a GWF Armageddon main event this Sunday? Back in the ring, the fans were booing loudly as Dreadnaught stomped around the ring! Per Commissioner Vanity’s orders, Murdok was not allowed in the building tonight, a measure of punishment for his recent actions! This Sunday, I have a feeling that Murdok will get far more than that in a Hell in a Cell match with Aegis! I wonder if he had all that planned from the beginning? When the music shifted and Paganax made his way down the ramp, the fans started to cheer! The heathen didn’t care about that! I don’t even think he cared about this non-Sudden Death match! Then again, there is one thing that Paganax does care about—inflicting punishment! The heathen shoved the official aside and nailed Dreadnaught with a hard left hand to the shoulder! Dreadnaught answered with a right hand of his own, right to the heathen’s chin! These two forces of nature exchanged fevered right hands as the ref called for the opening bell! Neither man was giving an inch, neither man seemingly feeling any pain! The heathen scored the first decisive blow, an elbow that rocked Dreadnaught back a step! The heathen quickly grabbed the zombie by the throat, lifting him up for a toss, but Dreadnaught fought him off with a kick to the jaw and then a bite to the arm! Dropping to the mat, Dreadnaught charged forward, ramming the heathen hard into the corner! This wasn’t going to be a five-star mat classic, sheep! The zombie unloaded with a tearing chop and then a vicious wind back super punch to the chin! Dreadnaught had actually driven Paganax to a knee in the corner! Racing away, Dreadnaught hit the far ropes and exploded back wi th a Guided Missile attack! Instead, he caught a big boot right to the temple! The fans were starting to get into this war, urging Paganax on as he grabbed the zombie by the back of the neck and flung him down to the canvas with a head drop slam! Hitting the side ropes, Paganax dropped his weight down with a big falling fist drop for a close two-count! Still on the mat, Dreadnaught bit the heathen, ripping into his flesh while the fans groaned! Paganax responded with a forearm from his free arm to the side of Dreadnaught’s head! A rising stomp rattled a few teeth, and the fans gave another roar as Paganax pulled the zombie up off the mat, lifting him into the air and onto his shoulders! Falling to the side, Paganax drove Dreadnaught down for the three-count! After the bell, Dreadnaught again locked his teeth into Paganax’s arm! The zombie was=2 0practically unconscious, but he was still figh ting! The fans booed loudly as a familiar figure raced down the ramp! The synthetic Ani-man Puma slid into the ring, nailing Paganax from behind with a vicious double ax-handle! The Ani-man hammered away at the heathen chief while the timekeeper hit the bell repeatedly for more help! Instead of security though, Zed Marlowe burst through the curtain! The prince raced into the ring, ducking a lariat from Puma and tackling Dreadnaught down to the mat! Both men rolled around on the canvas while Paganax recovered enough to fight Puma back with a knee to the ribs! Now GWF security hit the ring! Our finest law enforcement officers in the business separated all four men while Commissioner Vanity made his way to the ring! The commissioner said that he was going to sign a special Sudden Death invitational match for GWF Armageddon, but seeing this fight had given him a better idea! For the first time in GWF Armageddon history, this Sunday we would have a Sudden Death Mixed Tag Team Match! On one side of the ring it would be Puma and Dreadnaught teaming=2 0up to take on…Zed Marlowe and Pag anax! The fans roared their approval as the commissioner started back up the ramp and we cut to commercial break! After the break, Commissioner Vanity was on the move again, this time to Unity’s locker room where Paralyze sat by himself watching a video replay of Avarice’s savage beating! The Aetheran growled as Terminus slammed the title belt into his face, a clear reminder of the same thing happening to the former champion! Vanity told Paralyze that it looked like he had a few issues of his own that he needed to settle with the Elite Circle! Maybe he and the commissioner could help each other! Tonight, Vanity needed a main event performer to face Varsity for Avarice! He was thinking about putting Paralyze in that spot! The Aetheran warhammer rose from his seat, grinning! It’d be his pleasu re to beat that smug punk again! Commissioner Vanity smi led! Unfortunately, this wasn’t going to be a normal main event match! Due to the structure of Avarice’s GWF Armageddon contract, he had to beat Varsity here tonight! If Paralyze did that, then the Blackthorn would go on to GWF Armageddon and face Terminus for the GWF Title! However…if he didn’t, that title match would go to the next contender down the line! Commissioner Vanity looked down at his clipboard and mockingly acted surprised! Oh, it looks like the number two contender right now, the commissioner teased, is the Aetheran warhammer, Paralyze! What? The fans in the arena paused as Paralyze soaked that announcement in! So if Paralyze wins his match tonight against Varsity, Avarice goes on to GWF Armageddon and faces Terminus for the GWF Title, but if Paralyze loses, the Aetheran warhammer gets the spot? What a strange position for Paralyze to be in! All he has to do is lay down tonight and he gets a GWF Title match! That’s n ot fair! Further backstage, Godsend stopped Shepard as he loaded his last bag into his Galacticraft! The Great Evil asked Shepard where he was going? The party was just getting started! Shepard glared at the Great Evil! Relax, Godsend said backing away! He wasn’t here tonight to fight! He was here to make Shepard an offer! Join with Dominion! Give up on his antiquated beliefs! Give up on his notion of right and wrong! Live a life that he knew he wanted! A life without fear of consequence! Without eternal damnation staring back at him! The Great Evil smiled, he had some good connections downstairs, it wouldn’t be so bad for Shepard! The priest laughed as Godsend stopped talking! The Great Evil grew ind ignant as Shepard’s laugh grew louder! What’s so funny, Godsend demanded! The priest looked him straight in the eye and said that Godsend’s fear was funny! It was hysterical the way that Godsend was backing away and cowering! The way Godsend was trying to make deals to get himself out of losing Sudden Death! Shepard would never side with Godsend! He would never stoop down to the Great Evil’s level, because he knew in his heart that he was better than Godsend! The priest poked Godsend’s chest! Deep down, Shepard said slowly, you know it too! I’ll see you this Sunday, Shepard ended, turning back to his Galacticraft and leaving a stunned and angered Godsend staring at his departing trail! A fter another commercial break, Commissioner Vanity caught up with the Others as they were heading out of the arena as well! Does no one stay until the end of the show? I think the commissioner needs to address that! Vanity stopped both men and told them that he had just signed a match for them for this Sunday! Omni shook his head! He thought all the matches were booked! The slots were filled! Vanity laughed! He was the commissioner! He could do whatever he wanted! Vanity paused! They were right though, all the slots were filled! However, that doesn’t mean that Vanity can’t add to a match! This Sunday, for the first time in GWF history, the Others will put their GWF Tag Team Titles on the line…in the Seven Deadly Sins match! What?! Commissioner Vanity was adding seven more superstars to that already enormous match and putting three belts on the line: The TV Title and both GWF Tag Team Titles! Odyssey didn’t take the news too well, but the commissioner assured him that they would have their opportunity this Sunday to show that without a shadow of a doubt, the Others are the top team in the GWF! Stars, if they feel so inclined, one of them—he looked at both men—or both, might just vie for the TV Title while they were at it! Talk about a last minute blockbuster! Fourteen men in one match competing for three belts? Commissioner Vanity’s right! Nothing like that has ever been done before in the GWF! Only on GWF Assault, fans! Back in the ring, it was time for the main event! We had taken all of our commercial breaks for the night and we were going to follow this one to its conclusion! Varsity came down the ramp first to a loud booing—easily the loudest of the night!&nb sp; The Hollywood Star stepped into the ring, Nicolette right behind him the whole way! Tonight, Varsity had a chance to ensure that Terminus’ opponent, whomever it may be, this Sunday at GWF Armageddon was coming in at less than one hundred percent! The Hollywood Star removed his jacket, dropping it down to Nicolette while the fans roared! Making his way down the ramp accompanied by his heavy Aetheran metal music was the former champion, the man who beat Varsity for the GWF Title, Paralyze! The Aetheran warhammer hopped onto the apron and pointed a finger at Varsity! With the fans still roaring, Paralyze dropped his spikes down to the concrete and stepped through the ropes! Varsity rushed across the ring, nailing the Aetheran with a knee to the head and then a hard right hand while the ref called for the bell! The Hollywood Star quickly lifted a knee, driving it under the Aetheran’s chin! Varsity grabbed the former champion by the shoulder, falling forward to the mat with a reverse armbar drop! The Hollywood Star was like a rabid dog, rolling over and really tightening that armbar! The Aetheran warhammer showed20his power, pulling his arm forward and flinging the Hollywood Star over into the ropes! Varsity was20quickly back on the attack, charging at Paralyze, but this time the Aetheran was braced! Paralyze met the Hollywood Star with a shoulder to the chest! A stiff chop had Varsity down on one knee! The Aetheran warhammer took a step back and unloaded with a kick to the face—no! Varsity ducked the shot and grabbed Paralyze by the plant leg! Varsity attempted to turn Paralyze over, but the Aetheran was quick enough to nail him with a weak forearm to the forehead! Varsity rolled with the blow, turning to the side and catching the Aetheran warhammer with a shoulder to the side! The Hollywood Star quickly rose up, nailing his former partner with an elbow to t he nose and then an attempted teardrop suplex! Paralyze was too strong though, shoving the Hollywood Star hard back into the ropes! The Aetheran warhammer surged forward, lunging at Varsity with an Atomic Spike! At the last second, Varsity ducked low, once again grabbing the Aetheran warhammer! The Hollywood Star quickly twisted the former champion down to the mat, locking him in his anklelock submission! 20On the canvas, Paralyze howled with pain, lifting his hand up to tap out! I knew it! I knew Paralyze was going to screw Avarice to get himself back in the GWF Title picture! I know I would! The fans were on the edge of their seats, a nervous energy filling the air! They didn’t know whether to cheer or boo! Paralyze slammed his hand down on the mat! He was tapping out! No! The Aetheran wasn’t tapping! He was bracing himself! Pushing up to one knee, Paralyze kicked the Hollywood Star back into the corner! Varsity stumbled forward, clearly dazed, right into a big Atomic Spike! Nicolette started to hop onto the apron, but the glare Paralyze gave her backed the first lady of wrestling a step! Varsity stumbled into Paralyze’s grip, catching another Atomic Spike and then a vicious spinebuster down to the canvas! Paralyze pulled the five-time former champion off the mat by the hair, slamming him face first into the top buckle before hoisting Varsity20up and planting him with an atomic drop onto the top rope! Everyone knew what was coming next! Grabbing the Hollywood Star by the collar, Paralyze pulled his former partner down to the mat, planting him with the Paralyzer! Three seconds later and this one was in the books! Paralyze had just given Avarice the number one contender spot—assuming the Blackthorn can make it to GWF Armageddon! I can’t believe that big oaf would do that! What an idiot! We’ll see this Sunday who makes the grade! Signed for GWF Armageddon, live from the Lava Pits on Brymstone and on PPV this Sunday: 7 Deadly Sins Match for the TV and GWF Tag Titles Paganax/Zed Marlowe versus Puma/Dreadnaught Murdok versus Aegis (Hell in a Cell Match) Sudden Death 4-way Battlezone Match between Unity, the Elite Circle, the Light, and Dominion Avarice ( ?) versus Terminus (GWF Title Match) Card Subject to Change
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Post by jonathan on Sept 28, 2008 18:25:27 GMT -5
Class is back in session! You’ve seen the rest of the trash, now it’s time for the real show! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Armageddon 2130! We’ve got five huge matches for you fans, including the first ever four-team Sudden Death Battlezone match! Anything can happen in that one, fans! On top of that, you sheep will get to see a mixed Sudden Death tag team match when Puma and Dreadnaught team up against Paganax and Zed Marlowe! Add in the innovative 7-Deadly Sins match for both the TV and GWF Tag Titles and Commissioner Vanity has stacked the deck for GWF Assault! If he stopped there, you sheep would have been over-stimulated! Vanity has never stopped pushing the envelope, though! Add in the ominous Hell in a Cell structure and GWF Armageddon promises to be a night that neither Murdok nor Aegis will ever forget! And in the live main event, Actagon will join me for the call of Avarice’s pursuit to stand atop the mountain against GWF Champion, Terminus! Let’s see who makes the grade! Standing backstage with the Light was Actagon! The Greek God asked Exodus right off the bat why he wasn’t throwing his name in the 7 Deadly Sins hat? The fallen angel told Actagon that sometimes, some things are more important than titles! To get a chance to drive Dominion out of the GWF, Exodus was willing to sacrifice his TV Title! Besides, there was no doubt he’d have another day in the sun! Gabriel chimed in saying that the difference between the Light and all the other Sudden Death teams is that the Light has a man like Exodus who will sacrifice his short term singles goals to benefit the entire federation! Actagon agreed that the Light was a different breed, but so far, that breed was still neck and neck with Dominion in their Sudden Death feud! All the more reason to win tonight, Shin Ko added! The innovator promised that while Exodus might not be out there in the 7 Deadly Sins match, Shin Ko would represent the Light well and bring back the TV Title! If they’d let him, he’d stay out there and grab both GWF Tag Titles as well! Wishful thinking, I imagine! Actagon turned to Shepard and asked how he managed to get all his men, especially Cyclopes, on the same page in this pivotal feud? The vagabond priest told Actagon it wasn’t a problem when you had right on your side! Deep down, people are inherently good! Shepard just preaches to that! As for Cyclopes, the one-eyed monster wasn’t evil! He wasn’t even a bad guy! He just needed some guidance! Guidance that Johnny Rocket gave him to a singular goal! Shepard has stepped in for Mr. Rocket to provide Cyclopes a new goal! A goal of ridding the GWF from the blight that is Dominion! With Shepard and the entire Light’s hearts and souls guiding him, the one-eyed monster is unstoppable! And tonight, Dominion, the Elite Circle, and even Unity will find out that when the cause is just, no one will stand between what is right and what must be! Further backstage we were graced by an appearance tonight from Hegemony! The genius stood in the locker room of one of the few men he agreed to actually interview—Godsend and Dominion! Tonight, not only would Godsend, Bloat, and Darkseed compete in the four team Battlezone match, but Nightmare would defend his TV Title in the 7 Deadly Sins match! Before Hegemony could get a word in, Nightmare demanded that this wasn’t fair! He just won the TV Title! Exodus didn’t have to fight in a 7 Deadly Sins match! Hegemony reminded him that the 7 Deadly Sins match was an Armageddon tradition for the TV Title, entering it’s third year! Nightmare demanded it wasn’t fair! He was the champion! Besides, now he had to watch out for thirteen men! That didn’t even make sense! Why was this now a fourteen man match? Hegemony again interjected that the commissioner doubled the participants when he put the GWF Tag Team Titles on the line as well! Nightmare told him this was ridiculous! He was the champion and this was unfair! Beside him, Sycophant began to rub the now turned championship title! Night mare yanked it back telling the deviant that he was here tonight as Nightmare’s protection! With that, Nightmare stormed off with Sycophant walking quickly behind him! Like that partnership is going to last tonight! Hegemony turned back to Godsend asking where Darkseed and Bloat were? The depths of Hell, Godsend laughed! They’re preparing for the match of a lifetime! A Battlezone match! Not only was Dominion going to beat the Light tonight, but they were going to prove that they were the true Sudden Death main event feud! No other team, not the Light, not the Elite Circle, not Unity, none of them could stand up to Godsend’s genius, Bloat’s punishment, or Darkseed’s power! Any one of them would be unbeatable! All three are unstoppable! Tonight, the GWF is going to learn who the true power in the GWF is! It’s not Cordanus and his so-called Elite Circle! It’s the master manipulator! The Great Evil—Godsend! As Godsend cackled, we cut back to the ring!
It was finally time to get the GWF Assault portion of the show started in the ring! First down the ramp was the seemingly lost Dreadnaught! The zombie looked completely lost without guidance! From what I’ve heard, GWF personnel had to push him through the curtain to even get the beast going toward the ring! I guess without Murdok, who has more important things to concern himself with tonight in a Hell in a Cell cage match, the zombie doesn’t have much of a sense of direction! Inside the ring, Dreadnaught shuffled around while the music shifted and the cheers continued! Leave it to a Brymstone crowd to cheer the freaks! Puma exploded through the curtain, Dr. Barnabus in tow! The animal made his way down the aisle quickly sliding into the ring and pushing right up to Dreadnaught! Barnabus defused the situation, barking instructions that backed Puma down but seemed to have no effect on the zombie! When the music changed to Zed Marlowe, the fans booed intensely! This poster-boy for clean living wasn’t going to get a single cheer here on Brymstone! The prince slowly made his way down the ramp, stopping at the apron and waiting for his partner! In true Brymstone fashion, the crowd went crazy when the heathen chief emerged! Paganax towered over the other men in this ring, his majestic aura permeating through the air! As he stepped into the ring, Zed grew a lot more confident! The prince slid in behind him and the ref went over the instructions! Truthfully, I think the only one who could understand him was Zed Marlowe and I know that no one was going to listen to him! Zed quickly stepped out of the ring while Barnabus barked for Puma to let Dreadnaught to take the initial attack! That didn’t seem to sit well with the savage animal, but he reluctantly stepped out of the ring and we were underway! The heathen approached Dreadnaught, flexing his impressive muscles! The zombie responded with a face rake! Dreadnaught quickly raked his fingers into the heathen’s eyes! I don’t care how big you are, that’ll take you down a peg! The zombie quickly raked Paganax’s back, following with a fist to the kidneys! Just when it looked like Dreadnaught was going to kick this match up a notch, the zombie lost focus! Dreadnaught stared around the ring while Paganax came to his senses! Outside the ring, Barnabus couldn’t believe it! Paganax nailed the zombie with a backhand chop! A head clap stumbled the zombie, and with Paganax’s strength, it would stumble most men! The heathen quickly shot Dreadnaught into the ropes for a front drop chop block! I think they need to outlaw that move in the GWF! Someone’s going to lose a leg from these big men going low! The heathen pulled Dreadnaught up, hoisting him into the air before dropping the zombie back onto the top rope with a guillotine lariat! Paganax made the tag, a move I wasn’t sure I’d actually see in this match with four distinct individuals! Zed quickly hopped over the top rope, yanking Dreadnaught down with a leaping snap mare! The prince quickly rose up, turning and leaping back with a standing moonsault for two! The prince quickly pulled Dreadnaught up, whipping him over with a swinging neckbreaker! Instead of keeping the zombie down, Dreadnaught lunged for Zed’s throat as soon as they hit the mat! Some instinctive impulse must have told Dreadnaught that Zed was his enemy! The zombie bit hard into the prince’s throat, gnashing at him with those decayed front teeth! The ref counted to five, but Dreadnaught wasn’t listening! In fact, it was his own partner that stopped Dreadnaught! At Barnabus’ instruction, Puma nailed his own partner with a boot to the back of the head! I guess Barnabus didn’t want to lose these Sudden Death points! The animal pulled his own partner off Zed, tossing him through the ropes and outside the ring! Outside the squared circle, Dreadnaught seemed to forget what he was fighting about and the ref seemed to count that as a tag! I guess with guys like this, you have to give them a lot of leeway! Inside the ring, Puma nailed Zed with a back claw to the face, a kick to the ribs, and then a headbutt to the nose! The animal shot Zed into the ropes, lifting him high into the air with an Andromeda Drop before dropping down into a savage assault! Paganax had had enough and the heathen charged the ring, nailing Puma with a kick to the side of the head! It didn’t take long, but the ref had lost control of this one! Paganax hoisted his Sudden Death opponent up into the air for a big chokeslam down to the mat! Outside the ring, Barnabus pointed to Zed and the zombie Dreadnaught came to life! Dreadnaught slid back into the ring, nailing Zed from behind with a super punch howitzer! The zombie was a beast possessed, gnashing into Zed with his team once again while Paganax tossed Puma over the top rope with a gorilla press! The heathen seemed to understand the concept of teamwork, nailing Dreadnaught from behind with a boot to the back of the head, but he didn’t embrace it, leaving the ring to continue his fight with Puma! Outside the squared circle, Puma met Paganax with an eye rake and then a whipsaw neckbreaker to the concrete! Inside the ring, Dreadnaught tried to rise up, but Zed met him with a knee to the head and then a vicious looking DDT to the mat! The prince quickly hopped onto the second rope, diving back with a twisting moonsault for two! The ref was counting anything now! Zed slowly pulled Dreadnaught up, looking for his Z-Bomb! Suddenly, Puma slid into the ring from the side, rushing forward and nearly ripping Zed in half with a Sideswipe! The animal covered Zed while Paganax started into the ring! At two, Paganax interrupted the count with a boot to the face! The heathen chief quickly pulled Puma up, locking on a face smothering claw hold! From behind, Dreadnaught unloaded with a Guided Missile to the back of the heathen’s head! Paganax never saw it coming! To his credit, Paganax held his ground, wobbling forward but not dropping! That was enough for Puma to slide around the heathen and plant him with a scorpion death drop! Puma dropped onto Paganax for the cover, but Zed interrupted at two! The prince pulled Puma over, whipping him down with a swinging neckbreaker before ducking a shot from Dreadnaught! The prince fell back with an falling back slam and another two-count! Somehow, Dreadnaught managed to kick out at two! Zed slowly pulled the zombie up, again motioning for the Z-Bomb! This time, Dreadnaught countered with a back body drop! In a move of pure luck that looked like a team of fifteen years experience, Dreadnaught tossed Zed over while Puma rushed forward with the Sideswipe on the upside down Zed! What a move! Slowly, Paganax started to rise up, but Puma met him with a diving tackle, propelling both men into the ropes while Dreadnaught began to choke Zed! The ref took that as a count and three seconds later Puma and Dreadnaught had won this bizarre contest! Security rushed down the aisle and I could tell they were going to have their hands full! What an exciting start to GWF Armageddon here from GWF Assault!
Standing backstage with the GWF Tag Team Champions was that goody-goody Actagon! The Greek God asked Omni and Odyssey how they felt putting their GWF Tag Team Titles on the line in a fourteen man Seven Deadly Sins match! Especially considering that they didn’t even have to factor into the decision to lose their titles! Odyssey shook his head! Omni shrugged! Surely the Others had some concerns with the match, the Greek God pressed! Odyssey told Actagon that what would come to pass would come to pass! Tonight, they would compete in the so-called Seven Deadly Sins match, and they would win! What they wouldn’t do is whine and cry like a bunch of rookies! Omni agreed! Commissioner Vanity has laid down the challenge! Now it was up to the Others to answer that challenge! Would they prove up to the task? Omni was confident they would! Actagon shifted tactics, asking the Others if they felt the pressure of their team on their backs considering that their championship reign is one of the contributing factors to their lead in Sudden Death? Odyssey shook his head! Omni shrugged! Pressure is knowing the fate of an entire universe, Omni said stoically! Until the GWF enters the critical end phase of the Others’ time, then they won’t know real pressure! But that day is coming soon, Odyssey promised! With that, Actagon kicked the broadcast back to me and we headed back to the ring! I never have a clue what those two loons are talking about! Back in Aegis’ locker room was Natasha sitting beside the colonel as he wrapped his left wrist! Natasha asked Aegis what was going through his mind tonight knowing he was stepping into an ominous Hell in the Cell with a man who wants nothing more than to end his career? Aegis looked up a second telling Natasha she was too young for this business! She was too naïve and pretty! Aegis knew a woman like her once! His wife, Trisis! This business took her from him! Murdok took her from him! The GWF is a lawless zone! A place where might makes right! Anything goes! Aegis has buried a friend from injuries suffered in a GWF ring! He’s lost a wife! He’s sacrificed years off his career to compete in the GWF! And for what? To come full circle with Murdok? Tonight isn’t about a match! Tonight isn’t even about the Hell in a Cell! Tonight is about Aegis standing up for what’s right! Standing up for those who can’t stand up for themselves! Tonight, Aegis wasn’t worried about being locked in a cage with Murdok! Murdok should be the one worried about being in a cage with Aegis! With that, Aegis lowered his head and started wrapping again! I guess this interview was done! Back in the ring it was time for one of the most innovative matches in GWF history! Other shows have tried to copy us all throughout the galaxy, but nothing compares to the 7 Deadly Sins match! This year Commissioner Vanity ratcheted up the intrigue putting three belts on the line! Fourteen men would compete for both the TV Title and the GWF Tag Titles! The way it works is the first man to score a pinfall or submission leaves the match with his choice of belt! The second does the same! Finally the third winner gets the remaining title! That means a tag wrestler could become the TV Champion! A singles superstar could win the GWF Tag Title and not even know or like his partner! The possibilities are endless! I know the champions have said they hate this concept, but everyone around the galaxy loves it! The wrestlers came down quickly except for the champions so I’ll just list them! Shin Ko, Assassin X, Rankor, Cypher, Raze, and Sycophant came down r e presenting singles superstars! Holocaust, Warfare, and Hadrian represented their tag teams! Nicodemus came down to a loud roar! Brymstonians love the ones most fans hate! Ventross came out to a mixed reaction! He seems like a good guy, but he looks evil! That’s always a Brymstone dichotomy! When the Others came out, the mixed reaction continued! The GWF Tag Team Champions reluctantly entered the swelling mass in the ring and handed over the title belts! When Nightmare emerged, the fans went wild! It was like a son coming home! Nightmare made his way to the ring to the loudest ovation of the GWF Assault night so far! Inside the ring, Nightmare seemed reluctant to hand over his title! Slowly, one of the two refs took it from him! That’s right, in this match there are two refs to count pins and submissions! How could one man watch all fourteen superstars? After all fourteen men and the two ref s were in the ring, our lovely GWF Assault girls carted down the seven weapons of destruction! A steel chair! A baseball bat! A bucket full of glass! A nightstick! A ladder! A roll of barbed wire! And of course, the always deadly table! This truly was going to be carnage, so forgive me if I miss one of your favorites, sheep! This wasn’t a true wrestling match by any stretch of the imagination! This was a brawl! The match had only one rule—pinfalls or submissions must take place in the ring! Other than that, it was anything goes! Both refs signaled for the bell and we were underway! The enemies paired off and the carnage began! I noticed that Nicodemus and Assassin X were staying far away from Ventross! The duo was wisely staying together! Rankor, also a stablemate, was doing his own thing, nailing Shin Ko from behind with a double ax- handle! Before the innovator could catch his breath, Rankor nailed him with a knee to the chest and then a hair whip down to the mat! Near the ropes, Raze and Cypher clotheslined Odyssey out of the ring before splitting and going their separate ways! Raze made his way across the ring, nailing Nightmare with a double ax-handle to the back! The former TV Champion and current champion squared off quickly, Nightmare dodging another ax-handle and answering with a palm strike to the throat! The TV Champion followed with a kick to the ribs and then a falling front first DDT down to the mat! From behind, Ventross nailed the champion with a knee to the back, showing that even if you’re the one inflicting the punishment, you don’t want to go down to the mat in this environment! On the other side of the ring, Hadrian nailed Shin Ko from behind before moving on to attack Cypher! The Olympian had been choking Holocaust, but no longer! The big ape quickly shot Cypher into the corner, following with a full body crush! Hadrian followed, letting Cypher stumble forward before pressing him up into the air and down to the can vas with a big front first drop! The fans loved it! Away from Hadrian, Sycophant had Warfare in a chokehold, but I’m not sure the monster even knew it! If he did, it didn’t slow the juggernaut down! Warfare turned, nailing Nightmare with a double ax-handle before grabbing Holocaust by the collar—Sycophant still on his back! As the juggernaut hammered Holocaust with a knee to the gut, Sycophant finally planted his fingers in Warfare’s eyes, digging in deep and staggering the juggernaut! Holocaust capitalized, nailing Warfare right in the ribs with a Missile Shot! Down on one knee, Warfare was helpless under this double-team! Ventross was the first to grab a weapon, the baseball bat! The Ravager nailed Sycophant with the bat before turning it around and nailing Warfare in the ribs! Ventross quickly drove the weapon across Hadrian’s back, but a sneak attack from Assassin X slowed the Ravager’s momentum! The masked man nailed Ventross with two stiff chops to the kidneys before taking him down with a running hair pull bulldog! I’m not sure why he would want t o touch that slimy mess the Ravager calls hair! Outside the ring, Nicodemus grabbed the barbed wire, wrapping it around his fist and glaring at Ventross down inside the squared circle! You could see his helmet steaming up with anticipation! You know he’d love to get his hands on him now! Inside the ring, Nightmare cradled Cypher from behind, drawing a one-count before Hadrian made the save! The Black Death certainly wants out of this match as quick as possible with his TV Title! Nightmare rolled to his feet, ducking a wild swing from Hadrian and countering with a kick to the ribs followed by a step-up kick to the side of the head! The Black Death ducked Holocaust’s charge, cradling him as he went past and scoring another one-count! Before Nightmare could get up this time, Hadrian caught him with a boot to the back! That’ll slow the champion down! Luckily for Nightmare, Warfare nailed the big ape from behind with a shoulder to the lower back and the fight continued away from the current TV Champion! Warfare rammed Hadrian into the corner, plastering his weight into the former two-time GWF Tag Team Champion! Hadrian fired back with a back elbow and a claw scratch across the face! The two behemoths unloaded with scratches and forearms, showing that in the heat of a fourteen man match, even the biggest men lose their fighting acumen! On the far side of the ring, Raze hoisted Assassin X up, dropping him crotch first onto the top rope! The impeccable one grabbed the top rope and began to hoist it up and down, driving the rope deep into the masked man’s crotch! Raze let the assassin off the hook, taking him off the top rope with a big right hand that sent him sprawling all the way to the concrete floor! Shin Ko was back up and had his hands on that steel chair! Shin Ko slowly stalked after Raze, looking to catch the impeccable one with that weapon! From behind, Omni caught the innovator with a side kick and then a falling reverse DDT to the mat! That just goes to show that in a match like this, you’ve got to have eyes everywhere! Omni grabbed the chair and turned it over quickly, jabbing Hadrian in the ribs! Nicodemus caught his first victim, a shot right to Sycophant’s skull with that barbed wire fist! I know Sycophant says he likes pain, but I’m sure he doesn’t like this kind of pain! Nicodemus ripped the barbed wire across the deviant’s head, grinding in as he jerked his hand back! The Essence turned, catching Cypher with a shot while Ventross choked Rankor in the ring with the nightstick! The Essence glared at his Sudden Death rival before turning back to Cypher and unloading with another barbed wire shot! I guess he didn’t want to chance catching that nightstick! On the far side of the ring, Odyssey went for a cover in the corner, hooking Shin Ko’s leg! I’m not sure what put him down again, but the innovator managed to kick out at two! Rankor shoved Ventross off before retreating to the other side of the ring! The Ravager traitor managed to make it to an open corner, stomping Shin Ko’s head as he went! Near the ropes, Hadrian grabbed hold of the bucket of glass, but couldn’t use it! Warfare cut him off with a forearm to the head and then a vicious lariat to the mat! These two monsters were really focusing on each other tonight and I think it might be a big mistake! Assassin X hopped onto the top rope, nailing Ventross from behind with a missile dropkick! The lieutenant roared for Nicodemus that Ventross was down and out! Now Nicodemus wanted a piece of the Ravager! The Essence nailed Ventross with that barbed wire fist, raking it across his brow! Raze tried to help his stablemate, but Warfare cut him off with a boot to the jaw! The monster hoisted Raze up, driving him down onto the ladder! I don’t think anyone has ever manhandled Raze like that! In the corner, Hadrian hoisted Shin Ko up and flung him over the top rope and right in front of the abandoned GWF Warfare announce table! Sycophant was the next to fly—courtesy a baseball bat shot from Omni! I wonder how much he enjoyed that? Nightmare was back at it again, cradling Holocaust, but no go! You know, I wonder why some of these teammates don’t let their partners pin them and get a belt? Ego, I guess! Cypher grabbed the table, hoisting it up, but by the time he could use it, Rankor caught him with a boot right to the jaw! From behind, Warfare hammered Rankor with the baseball bat! The monster rammed it hard to the Ravager’s back again before turning and catching Holocaust with a jaw rocking shot! That nearly took the Eridean’s head off his shoulders! Warfare threatened anyone that moved with the bat, sending superstars sliding toward the ropes and the safety of the floor! Outside the ring, Odyssey set up the ladder while Nicodemus nailed Raze with that barbed wire fist! The Essence quickly drove the fist again into Raze’s face, knocking him back into the steel guardrail! Nicodemus surged forward, looking for a big boot, but Raze dodged to the side, the Essence crotching himself atop the steel railing! The impeccable one nailed Nicodemus with a hard forearm to the back before hobbling to the other side of the ring! Inside the ring, Hadrian hoisted Assassin X up, driving him into the bucket of glass with a powerbomb! Glass spewed everywhere! Suddenly, Omni hopped onto the top rope, diving out to the ladder at ringside and back into Hadrian with a flying boot to the jaw! What a shot! Warfare rushed forward with the baseball bat, but the champion managed to dodge his advance, tripping the juggernaut and sending him through the ropes to the floor! The Ravager quickly looked around to see who was left standing, but nobody was! Omni dropped down onto Assassin X, scoring the academic three-count! Sliding out of the ring, Omni grabbed his GWF Tag Title and started up the ramp! Did he make a mistake and leave Odyssey out there alone? The other member of the Others, that’s confusing, slid into the ring and went for a cover on the groggy Hadrian as well! Suddenly, Nightmare rained the steel chair down onto Odyssey’s back! The Black Death pulled him up quickly shoving Odyssey aside before dropping down with an elbow onto that chair onto Hadrian! A close two-count followed before Assassin X made the save with a kick right to the champion’s face! Assassin X quickly followed, diving into Nightmare with a clothesline that took both men up and out of the ring! It’s amazing in these style matches how superstars are able to block out pain! Assassin X still had glass stuck into his face, but he was still fighting! Hadrian started to try and come to his senses, but too late! Ventross scooped up the big ape, driving him to the mat with Severed Ties onto that discarded chair! Three seconds later and the Ravager had just won one of the two titles! Which one would he take? Ventross mulled his options a second before grabbing the TV Title! I guess he didn’t want to split up the Others! We’ve had two victories in a short span of time and they’re both Ravagers! In the corner, Nicodemus charged into the ring, but Ventross was already gone! Who was going to suffer his wrath? The Essence nailed Odyssey with a right barbed wire hand! Hadrian suffered a vicious sling over the top rope before the Essence grabbed that wooden table! Nicodemus set up the table before grabbing Sycophant by the waist, flipping him over and planting him down with Nuclear Winter for two before Nightmare made the save! I’m surprised Nightmare even still cares! I also noticed that a lot of superstars were heading up the ramp! Holocaust, Cypher, and Shin Ko were leaving the ringside area in what looked like a mini-brawl! Guys! The fight’s back in the ring! Maybe they just don’t care about the GWF Tag Team Title! Nicodemus grabbed Warfare by the throat, pressing that barbed wire deep into his neck! With impressive strength, Nicodemus hoisted Warfare up and driving him through the wooden table, a storm of shards flying from the ring! Nicodemus howled! Who could stop him? The Essence spotted the last remaining man standing, Raze! Nicodemus blindsided the impeccable one as he rested in the corner, nailing him with a forearm to the jaw! The Essence then hoisted Raze up, hurling him over the top rope to the concrete floor! Can you imagine Nicodemus and Omni as tag team champions? All Nicodemus had to do was—wait a second! Odyssey was back up! The Ravager caught Nicodemus with a spinning heel kick that rocked him back a step! A second had Nicodemus propped on the ropes! Odyssey quickly grabbed the baseball bat from the mat, driving it down hard onto Nicodemus’ dome! Don’t shatter that! We’ll all die! Odyssey nailed the Essence again with the baseball bat before leaping up onto the second rope and rolling forward with a sunset flip! Three seconds later and this one was over! The Others had successfully defended their GWF Tag Team Titles! Wait a second! What the stars was going on? One of the refs was raising Rankor’s hand! The other ref had Odyssey’s up in the air! What was going on? The two refs started to confer and then headed over to my monitor! What the stars? This wasn’t Graviball! There was no instant replay! As we played the tape back everyone saw that while Odyssey leapt onto the second rope, Rankor draped an arm over Warfare! The traitor had beat Odyssey to the punch by about a second! The two ref counts were nearly identical, but the Rankor official hit the mat first! He was right! Were the cadences even though? I guess it didn’t matter though, Rankor had won the match! The fans couldn’t believe it! They loved it! Anarchy and chaos! The Brymstonians were going crazy while Odyssey argued with both refs! Rankor grabbed the other GWF Tag Title and started up the ramp! I understand that the champions get a huge bonus, but did he really want to be a co-champion with Omni? I’m not sure the general knew just what he was getting himself into with that decision!
Backstage, Hegemony stood with the Elite Circle, at least four members of it! Cordanus sat alongside Mensar, Varsity, and Rubicon, the three men that would represent the Elite Circle in tonight’s four team Battlezone match! Hegemony told Cordanus that tonight, the genius believed, the Elite Circle would not only win the Battlezone match, they would bury Unity in their Sudden Death feud! Cordanus couldn’t agree more! He applauded Commissioner Vanity’s decision to finally bring in some intelligence to the GWF! Hey! Hegemony asked where Terminus was at this point? Mensar grabbed the mic! Terminus had more important things to worry about than the Battlezone match! The Elite Circle had that well in hand! If Terminus was smart, he was focusing on keeping that GWF Title because if it slips out of his hands even for a night, the entire Elite Circle will be ready and waiting to take it from him! Hegemony asked if there were kinks in the Elite Circle’s unity? Was Mensar gunning for the GWF Title again? Mensar laughed! He had always been gunning for his title! Varsity agreed! He wasn’t here on the Elite Circle to play second fiddle! He was here to be the star! They all were! That’s what made them the Elite Circle! It’s something that a guy like Euritar could never get! He always cried that the Elite Circle overlooked him! He never had the nerve to stand up and take control! That’s why he’ll always be an inferior just like all the fans across the galaxy! Hegemony looked at Rubicon who sat motionless, staring forward! Is he okay, the genius asked! Cordanus simply laughed! Rubicon didn’t exert much energy outside the ring! He didn’t need to! He was the enforcer of the Elite Circle and if the need arises tonight, he will destroy three teams in his path to victory! Cordanus has heard all of their speeches! Their pretty words and their promises! They all mean nothing! Even Godsend! There’s a reason Cordanus never brought the Great Evil over to GWF Assault when he was running the show—he wasn’t worth it! Godsend talks a big game, but when has he held a title for twenty-six months? When has he won five championship titles? When has he been the most feared athlete in the GWF? Never! Tonight, even Dominion is on notice! No one crosses the Elite Circle! No one! With that, Hegemony told the cameraman to shut down and get out, Hegemony finally found someone worth talking to and he didn’t want to be interrupted! Further backstage with Actagon was the Harvester of Souls, Murdok! Actagon told Murdok that the more things change the more they stay the same! Since Commissioner Vanity signed this Hell in a Cell match, all any of the historians have been talking about is Aegis and Murdok’s barbed wire cage match six years ago! The Harvester laughed saying if he remembered correctly, he won that match as well! The Greek God told Murdok that the experts had predicted that match would catapult both men to stardom, but here we are six plus years later and they’re still going at each other! What will it take to end this feud? The Harvester bellowed that only Aegis’ complete elimination will end this blood issue! Only Sudden Death will end this feud! Tonight, Murdok will assure Murdok’s World a victory in Sudden Death by crippling the ROC’s leader! After tonight, the ROC will be battling one man short, while Murdok will continue his march to championship immortality! The Harvester roared that he was already immortal, but soon, his name would be mentioned eternally as the greatest superstar in GWF history! Back in the ring, it was time for one of the biggest matches of the night! This was a career ender or maker here! These two men have fought so much that there’s just nowhere left for them to go but Hell! And where better to enter a Hell in a Cell than Brymstone? For nearly a decade, Aegis and Murdok have been fighting in GWF rings! Tonight, this may be the most historic match ever! I know a lot of your sheep have pointed to their classic GWF Onslaught barbed wire cage match! I was watching backstage that night and I have never seen anything as brutal as that! Tonight, I think they may just ratchet up the danger! Aegis came out first to a huge booing! I love this Brymstone crowd! They don’t like anyone that you normal sheep do! It’s nice to hear the goody-goodies booed every now and then! The colonel made his way down the ramp, staring up at that ominous one ton structure! Unlike most cages, the Hell in a Cell comes complete with a roof and door! Wrestlers can in fact leave the ring and exit the cage, but pinfalls have to occur inside the squared circle! Aegis entered the cage, looking around hesitantly! This is a military man! He’s been in combat! He’s had bullets flying at him and even he is hesitant inside that structure! That should tell you sheep something! When Murdok stepped through the curtain, the fans erupted! Some literally! This Brymstone crowd was going crazy as the Harvester of Souls made his way down the aisle wearing his crown and robe! Murdok is really showing Aegis who he’s facing here tonight! This is a majestic superstar! The king removed his crown, handing it to an undead attendant before unclasping his royal robe! Another attendant took that! The undead dictator finally entered the ring, squeezing through the tight door for this monster of a man! Inside the ring, Murdok glared across the squared circle at his longtime rival! Tonight, these two were going to go a long way in settling this score! The ref outside the ring closed the door and that was the signal to ring the bell! Finally, this most dangerous match was underway! The two pressed close to the center of the ring, the ref inside the ring backing away into a corner! He was only here tonight to count the pinfall or submission! Murdok began to explain to Aegis what he was in for here tonight! The colonel just stared! Finally, Murdok reared back with a huge left hand only to have Aegis beat him to the punch—or kick in this case, right to the gut! The colonel unloaded with a knee the chest and then a vicious right hand shot to the jaw! Aegis yanked Murdok by the horns, shooting him into the ropes for a spinning back elbow to the jaw that had Murdok teetering on his feet! The colonel rushed forward, looking for a big running tackle, but Murdok ducked low, meeting the colonel with a shoulder of his own, a vicious collision that Aegis received the worst of! The Harvester quickly followed with a potato shot right to the eye and then a big lariat down to the mat! Murdok dropped down onto Aegis, unloading with a vicious shot to the stomach and then a headbutt right to the right eye! The Harvester slowly pulled Aegis to his feet, holding him by the throat and then throwing another shot to that right eye! The Harvester let Aegis teetered back before taking him down with a short clothesline to the mat for a one-count! Murdok glared at the official before pulling Aegis up again and shoving him back into the corner! In the buckles, Murdok unloaded with a heart punch that had the colonel falling forward into a knee to the chin! Again the Harvester pushed Aegis back, again unloading on that right eye! Murdok was targeting that eye and a few more shots like that, the colonel would be busted wide open! The Harvester of souls pulled Aegis out of the corner, hoisting him high into the air with a big time power display, a vertical suplex over to the canvas! Somehow, Aegis had the presence of mind to get a shoulder up at two! Murdok wasn’t here to play games tonight! This was going to be a war! The Harvester again pulled Aegis up, propping him against the ropes before swinging forward with a reverse knife-hand chop! At the last second, Aegis ducked low, driving a shoulder into the Harvester’s ribs! The colonel roared as he lifted up, hoisting Murdok onto his shoulders and then over the top rope to the concrete floor! The fans booed wildly as Aegis staggered around the ring, holding his right eye! He knew it was close to coming open! The colonel pushed the pain aside, hitting the side ropes for some momentum and then veering back with a baseball slid kick right into the Harvester’s chest as he tried to get back in the ring! That shot stumbled Murdok back and into the chain link cage! The fans roared for that! They wanted carnage! Aegis was going to give it to them, continuing his momentum and rushing forward with a big tackle right into the cage! The colonel unloaded with two hard shots to the dictator’s face before driving him back into the cage with a forward legsweep! I’ve never seen that move used in a cage match before! The colonel shoved a cameraman aside before reaching under the ring! What was he looking for? Oh my stars! The colonel pulled out a barbed wire two-by-four! Who left that laying around? Aegis measured up the Harvester before unloading with a headshot, just missing the dictator as he dodged to the side! Murdok came up with another heart punch and then slammed Aegis face first into the cage! That finally did it! Aegis was bleeding like a stuck pig from that right eye now! The Harvester followed with a big kick right to the eye, taking the colonel down to the concrete! The dictator turned from the action, kicking Aegis one more time before making his way to the steps! I guess he didn’t like the concrete! Or not! The Harvester yanked the top step from the base, waiting for Aegis to stand and then raced forward, ramming the colonel right on the brow with those heavy ring steps! Most people can’t even lift those! Murdok moved them like paper! The fans in the arena were going crazy! Murdok hoisted the steps up again, ramming them down hard onto Aegis’ chest! The Harvester was a man possessed! Once again Murdok lifted the stairs, but this time Aegis countered with a kick right to the groin! The Harvester’s eyes rolled before he fell back, the stairs falling on top of his own face! The fans in the arena were going crazy as both men were laying under their own blood! Slowly, Murdok rolled over first, but it was Aegis with a forearm smash with the first shot! The colonel pulled Murdok in by the trunks—right into the cage! Slowly, Aegis rose to his feet, nailing Murdok across the back of the skull with another forearm before ramming him face first into the cage! The colonel turned Murdok, grabbing him by the waist and driving him back into the steel steps with a vicious spinebuster! What a move! The colonel was spent though and laid on top of Murdok, the ref under strict instructions not to count an outside the ring pin! Slowly, Aegis pulled Murdok up, starting toward the ring, but the Harvester managed to stymie him with an elbow to the jaw and then a big atomic drop into the corner post! I hope Aegis wasn’t planning on having kids anytime soon! The Harvester hoisted Aegis up, lifting him into the air and running into the side of the cage with a big power slam! Murdok wasn’t done though! He held the colonel in his arms, falling back with a fallaway slam back into the apron! Aegis’ back might have been shattered from that toss! Slowly, Murdok walked around the ring! What was he looking for? Ah! The two-by-four! The Harvester slid the weapon into the ring before sliding in behind it! Walking toward Aegis, Murdok laughed as his nemesis slowly rose to his knees! Murdok met him with a slap to the face! Again Aegis tried to push up, but Murdok caught him with a boot to that bloodied eye! The Harvester slowly pulled the barbed wire two-by-four off the mat, savoring the blow! When he turned, Aegis leapt up, nailing him with a shoulder to the gut and then pulling the Harvester down with a DDT into his knee! The fans were actually cheering Aegis now! Despite being the law, Aegis was brutal! Brymstonians love dichotomies! The colonel reached over to the weapon, a blood-soaked grin on his face! Rising up, Aegis hammered Murdok across the back! A second shot tore into his decaying flesh to a huge roar! Aegis turned the weapon over and rammed it right into Murdok’s throat! What was he doing? Trying to kill him? Aegis reared back and took a big swing, nearly taking Murdok’s head off, and actually taking a chunk of his face in the process! The colonel was a blood-soaked mess, but Murdok looked worse! Laying the weapon onto Murdok’s face, Aegis turned to the corner! What the stars? Aegis slowly started up the ropes, trying to hold himself in place! He couldn’t! The colonel waited for his moment and then flew forward with a big Rampart’s Revenge headbutt splash onto the barbed wire two-by-four! The fans were roaring a new variation of their familiar chant! Here on Brymstone they left off the holy part! Aegis and Murdok were both down and neither one was moving! Aegis had just taken himself out to take out Murdok! That had to be the dumbest move I’ve ever seen! Medical personnel rushed down the aisle and the operators slowly lifted the cage! This match was done, sheep! Trainers rushed into the ring as soon as the cage lifted and checked on both men! Murdok was the first onto a gurney with Aegis following! The Brymstone fans booed loudly, but what more could you want? These two might have given their careers for this match! Halfway up the ramp, Aegis started to stir! The colonel sat up on his gurney and spotted Murdok! Aegis shoved his gurney aside before racing up the ramp and nailing Murdok on the gurney! Trainers tried to restrain him, but Aegis shoved them aside before pushing the gurney back to the ring! Down the ramp Aegis built up enough momentum to toss Murdok into the ring! The colonel slid in behind him to another roar from the crowd! Aegis wasn’t done yet! The colonel slowly pulled Murdok up—right into a forearm to the jaw! Murdok locked on the Power of the Plague to another roar! The colonel answered with a kick to the ribs to break the tenuous grip! Aegis hit the side ropes, rushing forward for a flying shoulderblock, but Murdok caught him in the air, driving the colonel down with a powerbomb to the mat for a close two-count! Murdok couldn’t believe it! He nailed the official with a right hand before pulling Aegis up and shooting him across the ring for a head spear takedown! Both men were bloody messes! Murdok went for the cover again, but by the time the second official entered the ring, the colonel got a boot up at two and three-quarters! Murdok couldn’t believe it! He pulled Aegis up off the mat by the neck, hoisting him up for his Centra Takeover! Instead, Aegis slid behind him, answering with a boot to stomach and a snap DDT down to the mat! Once again Aegis started up the ropes, but Murdok was up before he could set himself! The dictator nailed Aegis with a knife-edge to the throat before climbing up with him! Murdok hooked the colonel by the neck and looked to be going for a superplex! Instead, Aegis countered with a punch to the ribs and then a front toss off the top rope! Murdok hit the mat so hard he flipped over! The colonel slowly steadied himself before falling on top of Murdok with a short Rampart’s Revenge! The second official dropped down for the count and was in perfect position to count the three! This bloody battle had ended, perhaps the war and two careers with it! Again medical personnel rushed to the ring and this time even Aegis couldn’t fight them off! He was spent and both he and Murdok would be spending some time in the infirmary! Hopefully separate hospitals or this war may go on all night! What a match!
Standing backstage with Actagon were the three members of Unity who would take part in our four team Battlezone match here tonight! The Greek God asked Paralyze, Dante, and Euritar how they could feel so confident heading into this pivotal match after all the sneak attacks from the Elite Circle over the last few months! Euritar told Actagon that he said it himself! The reason Unity is so confident tonight is because tonight, the action takes place in the ring! Tonight, Mensar, Varsity, and Rubicon have to step into the squared circle and face their betters! The problem with the Elite Circle is they talk a big game! They have this historic reputation! But when push comes to shove, they never quite get the job done! Paralyze agreed! The Aetheran told Actagon that the Elite Circle’s biggest mistake was not finishing off the Aetheran warhammer! Tonight, the Elite Circle will pay for that mistake! Tonight, all three teams that run up against Unity will be broken down and discarded! Whether it be the Elite Circle, Dominion, or even the Light, Paralyze wasn0t here to make friends! He wasn’t here tonight on Brymstone to leave with a best buddy! Paralyze was an Aetheran! He crushed friends! He trampled buddies! Tonight, the Aetheran was going to do far worse to his enemies! Dante stepped in telling the big man to calm-a down! No one wanted to see him bust a blood-a vessel! Everyone knows that the Elite Circle is in trouble! Dominion and the Light too! Tonight, Unity is going to show the galaxy that you don’t have to like-a each other to get the job done! You don’t have to hang out and skip down the a-pavement! Tonight, with the spotlight on, Dante and his boys are going to steal the show! He just a-felt sorry for Paralyze and Euritar! If Dante’s name gets called first, he ain’t leaving that ring no matter what! Even if he has to wipe out the other three teams all by himself! Capice? Unity glared into the camera for a second and for the first time I wondered if Cordanus had actually bitten off more than he could chew here in this Sudden Death feud!
Backstage, Natasha was standing with the man who would challenge Terminus for the GWF Title here tonight, Avarice! Natasha asked the Blackthorn if he was ready for what had to be the biggest match of his entire career! Avarice looked over at Natasha, winking at the young interviewer before asking her if she thought he was ready! The Blackthorn was born ready for the spotlight! Just like he said when he debuted two and a half years ago, Avarice is the future of the GWF! Tonight, the future is now! Terminus is an impressive wrestler, no doubt, but he can’t hold a candle to Avarice! The Blackthorn is at the top of his game! He’s the man who put Varsity down twice! Twice! Name another superstar who’s done that! He’s the man that has made women swoon and men envy throughout the galaxy! Tonight, Avarice promised that he would take what is his by birthright—the top spot in the galaxy’s greatest wrestling federation! Terminus may have the title now! He may be an unstoppable rock! He may even be the GWF’s number one draw right now, but after tonight, things will change! Avarice will have the GWF Title! The rock will be chiseled apart, and Avarice will be the top star! Tonight, Terminus will learn what real money and power look like! Tonight, Terminus will give up that GWF Title, whether it’s by choice or force is up to the brick-head! With that, Avarice ran his hand along Natasha’s cheek, drawing a smile from her before walking away and sending us back to the ring!
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Post by jonathan on Sept 28, 2008 18:27:24 GMT -5
Armageddon continued
Back in the ring it was time for the penultimate match of the night! The four-team 12-man Battlezone match! Commissioner Vanity had really ratcheted up the points for this one, giving the winning team double the normal points and in every case, that would be more than enough to give the winning team the lead in their Sudden Death feud! The rules of the match were simple, two men would have their names randomly drawn from a hat to face each other in the squared circle! The winning man would continue on, the loser was done for the night! A new name would be drawn from the three remaining teams with another man coming down the aisle to face the survivor! We would continue that pattern until only one team remained! So in theory, a team could win this match with one surviving member, two, or even a near impossible three members surviving! The announcer informed the Brymstonians of those rules, drawing a loud booing for even mentioning rules! When he was done boring and angering the fans, the announcer read a card and we found out who the unlucky two men were that drew one and two! The first entrant into the Battlezone match was the only man to win a Royal Rumble match from the number one slot—Euritar! I have to say, I like the punk’s chances of going from first to last even less in this match than I did in the Royal Rumble match! At least in the Rumble, you don’t have to defeat every other superstar, you just have to survive and eliminate the last man! Tonight, if Euritar was going to bring home the win for Unity, he was going to have to defeat nine other superstars! Who would be the second man to join him? Elite Circle’s own, Mensar! What a bad draw for the King of the Mountain, but a great draw for all of us! I’ve been wondering what would happen if these two met in the ring given their long history, and now we were going to have a chance to find out! As far as I know, these two men have never met in a GWF PPV match! What an interesting bit of history tonight for these two GWF veterans to be locking horns for the first time with the bright lights on them! Mensar towered over Euritar, telling the punk that he might as well go back to the locker room now! Euritar responded with a quick strike right to the chest! Grabbing the Mensan by his hair, Euritar attempted to whip him into the ropes, only to have Mensar hold firm and nail Euritar with a standing lariat! The punk exploded up into a side headlock, the Mensan looking to ground down that fast-paced attack of Euritar’s! The punk wasn’t staying trapped for long, nailing Mensar with a string of side elbows to escape the hold! Hitting the side ropes, Euritar sprang forward for a cross body block, only to have Mensar catch him in both arms and fall forward with a vicious body slam to the mat for one! The King of the Mountain slowly pulled Euritar up by the straps of his tights, nailing the punk with a forearm to the face! The Mensan shoved Euritar back into the corner, rushing forward and connecting with a big running elbow spear to the chest, nearly crushing the punk’s bones into brittle! Mensar mocked the former champion, nailing him with a kick to the side of the head and then a knee to the back of the neck! Pulling Euritar up again, Mensar jammed a thumb into his eye before unloading with a shoulder ram to the chest, again putting Euritar on the mat! The Mensan hit the side ropes, looking to drop a leg, but Euritar rolled to the side, just in time to avoid that blow! Rising to his feet, Euritar ducked a lariat from Mensar, catching the Mensan with a turning kick to the face! As the King of the Mountain stumbled back into the ropes, Euritar hit the far part of the ring, building up momentum and then flying forward with a big clothesline that took both men out of the ring and to the concrete floor! With the fans roaring, Euritar grabbed Mensar by the hair, ramming him face first into the steel post before stepping back and nailing the King of the Mountain with a chest kick! The punk slid back into the ring, waiting for Mensar to rejoin him at the seven count! I think Euritar could have pushed that attack more, but the punk is a former two-time champion, he knows what he’s doing! The punk pulled Mensar up by the hair, catching a forearm to the gut and proving once again that I knew what I was talking about! The Mensan surged up, catching Euritar with a rib crushing shoulderblock! The King of the Mountain quickly locked on a claw hold, lifting Euritar high into the air and then driving him down with a big claw slam for two! How close was that? The Mensan staggered up to his feet, roaring for the ref to count faster before pulling Euritar up by the neck! The King of the Mountain unloaded with an elbow to the back of that neck before hoisting Euritar over and down with a tombstone piledriver for another close two-count! Unbelievable! Mensar again pulled Euritar up, this time whipping him into the ropes and rushing forward with a big boot! At the last second, Euritar slid low, clipping Mensar from the front and toppling the Mensan into the ropes! The punk rose to his feet, hitting the far ropes and flying back with a big flying forearm to the head! Both men shot up, Euritar scoring with an inverted atomic drop and then a leap up enziguri kick to the back of the head! A reverse knife-hand finally dropped the Mensan long enough for Euritar to hop onto the top rope and fly back with a corkscrew plancha for two! The fans were going crazy as Euritar grabbed the Mensan by the neck and shoulder, looking for that Merciless submission! Impressively, the King of the Mountain had enough presence of mind to grab the bottom rope and call for the break! Euritar stomped Mensar’s arm before stepping back and measuring up the King of the Mountain! As the Mensan rose, Euritar leapt up into the air, nailing him with a Scorpi Suicide Kick that sent the big man tumbling through the ropes and out of the ring! Good move, Euritar! Now you had to pick him up and throw him back into the ring! Sliding out of the squared circle, Euritar apparently forgot that count-outs worked here tonight, trying to lift four hundred pounds of muscle! As the punk finally pushed Mensar into the ring, at the eight count, the punk hopped onto the apron and waited for Mensar to rise up to his feet! Springing forward, Euritar went for a seated Senton attack, only to have Mensar catch him in both arms and drive the punk down to the mat with a vicious whipping powerbomb! Three seconds later and this incredible opening fall was in the books! Mensar had scored one victory for his team, but at what cost? The announcer didn’t give Mensar any time for rest, announcing the next competitor to this match, the vagabond priest, Shepard! The fans booed venomously as Shepard raced up the ramp and into the ring, ducking a half-hearted lariat from Mensar and answering with a Silver Bullet Charge to the ribs! The vagabond priest quickly hopped onto the second rope, flying back with a somersault legdrop and a close two-count! Shepard had to take Mensar out quickly before the King of the Mountain could regain his senses! Pulling the Mensan up by the neck, Shepard tried to whip him into the corner, but Mensar reversed, sending Shepard sternum first into the opposite corner! Rushing behind, Mensar attempted another big boot, but Shepard was too fresh, dodging to the side and letting the King of the Mountain straddle the top rope! Shepard quickly unloaded with a string of punches to the helpless Mensan’s head before pulling him out of the corner and down to the mat with a tornado DDT and another two-count! The vagabond priest was quickly back on his feet, hitting the side ropes and dropping down with a nomad kneedrop only to find nobody home! Somehow, Mensar still had the presence of mind to dodge that two hundred and forty-five pound drop! The King of the Mountain rose to his knee, nailing Shepard with a right hand and then a headbutt that put the priest right back down on the mat! Mensar slowly pulled the smaller man up, dropping him headfirst onto the top buckle before hitting the side ropes and unloading with a big boot for two! The King of the Mountain somehow found the strength and endurance to start up the ropes in the corner! Mensar was looking for the Wrecking Machine! As the former GWF Champion dove off, looking to unload with that guillotine legdrop, Shepard rolled to the side, letting Mensar crash helplessly to the mat! The Mensan shot up, purely on instinct and right into a flying shoulderblock from the revitalized priest! The fans were booing wildly as Shepard hopped onto the top rope, pointing toward the heavens—for a louder booing—and flying forward with the Exorcism! Three seconds later and the Light had just taken a big advantage in this match! Shepard didn’t have much time to celebrate though! Making his way through the curtain was the venomous beast to a huge ovation! Rubicon quickly made his way into the ring, stepping over the top rope and glaring at the vagabond priest! From behind, Mensar rose up and nailed Shepard with a forearm to the back of the head for good measure! I don’t think the Mensan appreciated being eliminated by two men here tonight! There’s no way I’m giving Shepard all the credit for that pinfall! Rubicon grabbed the stunned Shepard as he fell forward, hoisting him into the air and driving the priest down with a vicious spinebuster while the ref ordered Mensar backstage! Behind the ref’s back, Rubicon choked the life away from Shepard, throttling the smaller priest! Finally the ref turned back to the action and ordered the break, but Rubicon was in a rage! He continued to choke Shepard, working all the way to the four-count before he let loose! For a second there I thought he was going to eliminate himself with that choke! The venomous beast slowly pulled Shepard up, shooting him hard into the corner and following with a spearing pole ram! As Shepard stumbled forward, the beast hoisted him into the air and down with a crucifix drop for a close two! The fans booed loudly! Rubicon again pulled Shepard up, this time unloading with a claw slash to the face and then, belying his four hundred and twenty-pounds, Rubicon leapt up and nailed Shepard’s chest with a dropkick! The fans went wild as Rubicon quickly lunged forward, unloading with a savage beating on the mat! Rising up, Rubicon spit on Shepard before stomping the priest! Where was the beast going? Oh stars! Rubicon was going upstairs for that moonsault of his! His success ratio with that move is somewhere around 3%, but when it hits, no one is getting up! The beast glared back at Shepard, measuring him out with one last look before leaping off and driving his four hundred plus pounds to the mat! Luckily for the priest, he managed to move just in time! The priest quickly hit the side ropes, building up momentum and exploding forward with a running spear to the beast’s ribs! A shoulder to those same ribs doubled the dazed beast over and left Shepard an opening to drive him down with a DDT to the mat for one! Shepard quickly hopped onto the second rope, leaping forward with a big knee to the chest and a two-count this time! He was going to have to go all out to be able to say he eliminated two members of the Elite Circle! Shepard again hit the side ropes, I’m thinking he wanted that nomad kneedrop, but instead, Rubicon surged forward with a pole ram to the ribs and a vicious spinebuster to the mat! The beast grabbed at Shepard’s face for No Return, but there was no mouth hole to Shepard’s mask! How was Rubicon supposed to cope with that? Rubicon couldn’t cope with defeat though, slashing Shepard’s chin and then he tried to rip Shepard’s mask! The ref stepped in, pulling Rubicon’s arm and telling him this was a match! He didn’t need to unmask Shepard! What was the ref thinking? Rubicon shoved the official aside and went back to work on the mask! Again the ref intervened, counting to four before grabbing Rubicon’s arm again! This time, the beast turned and pie-faced the official all the way to the mat! That was enough for this official to call for the bell and the disqualification! Rubicon shot up, glaring at the official who quickly bailed out of the ring before the beast could enact some measure of vengeance! Instead, the beast was left with only one man to let out some aggression! Rubicon pulled Shepard up by the mask, nailing him with a string of forearms and then hoisted the priest into the air, driving him to the mat with another vicious spinebuster! The beast wasn’t done yet! Rubicon slid out of the ring and demanded the timekeeper’s chair! What was he doing? Sliding back into the ring, Rubicon measured up the priest before unloading with a vicious chairshot right to the skull! The priest crumpled to the mat while Rubicon tossed the chair aside and finally left the ring, leaving behind an ominous trail of destruction! The announcer finally grabbed the house mic and announced our fourth competitor, the Italian star, Dante! I think I had finally found some place that didn’t like Dante! The fans were booing viciously as Dante made his way down the ramp, lifting his thumbs up as if he were a conquering hero! Sliding into the ring, Dante had a fall guaranteed! Shepard was out! Instead, that idiot started to help Shepard up! What in the stars? The Italian superstar helped Shepard to his feet, asking him if he was okay? When Shepard nodded, Dante unloaded with a Hell kick right to the groin! How did the ref miss that? Dante cradled the priest down to the mat and with a huge roar, scored the three-count! I think Dante might have just endeared himself to a Brymstone crowd with that move! The cheers stopped suddenly when the 1st Realmer emerged from the curtain! Exodus was public enemy number one tonight! I don’t care what Qually says, Exodus was the most booed man in the entire GWF! The fallen angel took it in stride, sliding into the ring and shaking his head at Dante! I think he was disappointed with Dante’s actions! The Italian didn’t care! He nailed Exodus with a fist right to the jaw followed by a deep armdrag! Exodus shot up, just ducking a spinning back kick from Dante and answering with a double leg takedown! The fallen angel stepped through, dropping down with a two leg drop, connecting right to Dante’s lower sternum! Exodus was right back up, pulling Dante up by the neck and driving an elbow to the top of his shoulder! The fallen angel shot Dante into the ropes, lowering his head and catapulting the Italian high into the air! As Dante landed, Exodus hopped onto the second rope, unloading with a Flight Kick right to the side of the head for two! The fans booed even louder as Exodus climbed to the top rope, leaping forward with a twist legdrop for another two-count! The fallen angel had really taken strides in his GWF career of late and he was showing it on the biggest stage here tonight! Exodus slowly pulled Dante up off the mat, but on his knees, Dante surged forward with a drive back into the corner! The Italian hoisted Exodus up and over as he recoiled with a falling back slam for a two-count of his own! The spotlight star slowly pulled Exodus up by the hair, driving a knee to his brow and then hoisted the former TV Champion up into a crucifix drop for another two-count! The Italian hit the side ropes, flying forward with a baseball slid kick right to the head and then a knee to the back! Dante pulled Exodus up, driving a knee to his chest! The Italian locked his arms around Exodus’ neck and then flung the 1st Realmer backward down to the mat! The fans were actually chanting Dante’s name as he hopped onto the second rope, flying forward with a falling headbutt to the stomach and another two-count! The Italian glared at the official a second before pulling Exodus up and locking him in for a piledriver! The fallen angel managed to shift his weight though, falling back to the mat and back body dropping Dante down to the canvas! The Italian shot up, looking for a Pele kick, but Exodus ducked and answered with a dropkick of his own, right into Dante’s inner thigh! That looked a little high to me! The fallen angel, still groggy, slowly managed to pull Dante up and laced him with a vicious knife-hand chop! As the Italian recoiled, Exodus leapt onto the second rope again for a Flight Kick, but this time Dante ducked! The Italian spun around, but Exodus beat him to the punch or kick in this case, pulling the spotlight star in for a Kingdom Come piledriver to the mat and another two-count! Pointing toward the heavens, Exodus leapt to the top rope! On top of the ropes, the fans booing was so loud, even Exodus stopped and looked around at this menagerie! That distraction would cost him! Dante hopped to his feet and rushed up the ropes, grabbing Exodus by the waist and leaping off toward the mat with a Heaven Slam! Three seconds later and Dante was a Light killer! He had just eliminated their top two superstars! Before Dante could celebrate too much, the lights dimmed and the fans went wild! Darkseed burst through the curtain, the first member of Dominion to enter this match! The Dominion Beast raced into the ring, tackling Dante by the waist and driving him down to the mat for a savage assault of fists and forearms! The beast hoisted Dante up, driving him into the corner with a spinebuster slam! As the Italian tried to figure out what was going on, Darkseed nailed him with a stiff right hand to the jaw before climbing onto the second rope and hoisting Dante up behind him! Leaping off, Darkseed planted the spotlight star to the mat with a top rope powerbomb! Three seconds later and Darkseed had just blitzed the Italian superstar! Dante was out and Darkseed was hearing the adulations of the crowd! The Dominion Beast was dominant here tonight! The Brymstonian crowd loved him, and all he had in front of him was three superstars, one from each remaining team! Dominion still had all three members and the other three teams were down to their last hopes! What team would be facing elimination first? No! It couldn’t be! The Elite Circle was facing the first possible elimination! How in the stars did that happen? Varsity came down the ramp, tossing his letterman jacket aside and sliding into the ring near the corner! The Hollywood Star wisely rose up to his knees, begging Darkseed to reconsider this fight! When the Dominion beast hesitated, Varsity nailed him with an inside uppercut that might have been a lowblow! The ref just missed that one! Varsity was right on the attack, nailing Darkseed with two hard shots to the head and then a whip into the far corner! Racing forward, Varsity caught a boot right to the jaw and then a big clothesline down to the mat! The Brymstonians went wild! Darkseed quickly peeled the Hollywood Star off the mat, nailing him with a clubbing chop and then another clothesline back to the mat! Darkseed hit the side ropes, looking for a back splash, but there was nobody home! The Hollywood Star rolled to the side, quickly nailed Darkseed with a sickle blow to the nose! Varsity was right on the attack, locking Darkseed in a front chancery and bringing his knee over to the beast’s chest! Darkseed responded, flinging Varsity back with both feet down to the mat! Before the beast could rise up to his feet properly, Varsity nailed him with a front clip and then wrestled Darkseed back to the mat again! The Hollywood Star tried to lock on an anklelock submission hold, but Darkseed met him with another boot to the face! The former five-time champion fell back to the mat, just avoiding a lunge from the Dominion beast! Rolling to the side, Varsity quickly rose up, nailing Darkseed with a shoulderblock to the chest and then a lifting back body drop slam to the mat! The Hollywood Star pulled Darkseed up by his afro, nailing him with a forearm to the side of the head and then attempting to throw Darkseed overhead with a belly-to-belly suplex! The beast responded with a knee to the gut and a backhand chop that staggered back the star! As Varsity tried to fight back, Darkseed caught him with another chop and then a big press slam down onto the top rope! The official admonished Darkseed, but the beast only laughed as he pulled Varsity up by the hair, nailing him with a knee to the face! The Dominion beast shot Varsity into the ropes, lowering his head for a back body drop and catching only a face full of foot! Varsity slipped behind the beast and hoisted him up into the air, tossing Darkseed back to the mat with a German suplex! Unfortunately for the Hollywood Star, he was still too winded to capitalize! Slowly, both men rose to their feet! Darkseed lunged forward, but Varsity met him with a kick to the ribs and a DDT to the mat for two! The former champion quickly pulled Darkseed up again, looking for that belly-to-belly again, but this time Darkseed met him with a headbutt that stymied that effort! Darkseed’s size and power were giving Varsity fits here tonight! The Dominion beast unloaded with another backhand chop that sent the former champion tumbling to the mat! Roaring to the crowd, Darkseed slowly pulled Varsity up, pulling him for his Dominion Bomb drop! As he hoisted the Hollywood Star into the air, Varsity responded with a stiff forearm right to the nose, flipping over Darkseed and rolling forward into a pin for two before the beast shot him hard into the ropes! Darkseed slowly rose to his feet while Varsity untangled himself from the second rope, racing back with a kneelift only to see Darkseed duck to the side! The kneelift had been a feint though as Varsity rolled to the side and turned back showing his amateur wrestling prowess! Rushing Darkseed, Varsity grabbed the Dominion beast’s leg just as he completed his turn! The Hollywood Star quickly stepped over into a side anklelock, dropping to the mat and screaming for Darkseed to tap out! The fans were roaring even louder for him not to! Reaching down deep, Darkseed fired his free leg out at Varsity, catching the five-time former champion right under the chin with that boot! The Hollywood Star still held firm! Another boot and Varsity turned over, putting his chin down on the mat and continuing to apply the pressure! What a veteran move from the Hollywood Star! Darkseed was in real trouble now! The fans were roaring for him to break the hold, but I’m not sure if there was any way to break it in that position! The Hollywood Star pushed his chin harder into the mat, really grinding in the pressure of that hold! Darkseed lifted his hand up, just about ready to tap when the lights dimmed and music started to play! Avarice’s music! The Blackthorn was coming out now? Varsity lifted his head, looking up the ramp to see Avarice coming out—no he didn’t! The Blackthorn was nowhere to be found! In that position though, Darkseed was left with an opening! The Dominion beast capitalized, grabbing Varsity’s hair and yanking him back! The ref tried to call for the break, but Darkseed had the Hollywood Star in his grasp and he wasn’t letting go! The Dominion beast nailed Varsity with a shot from his other hand that finally broke the anklelock hold! Slowly staggering up, Darkseed caught Varsity with a forearm to the back of the head! The Hollywood Star was still dazed from those kicks earlier and he hadn’t gotten a hand up yet to make a block! The Dominion Beast knew he had the advantage, lifting Varsity up and ramming him sternum-first into the corner with a big running slam! Darkseed quickly turned around, driving the stunned Varsity to the mat with an Infernal Force belly-to-belly driver! Three seconds later and what had to be the most shocking elimination of this match had the fans going crazy! Darkseed staggered up to his feet while the official check on Varsity! The Hollywood Star was still out! Suddenly, familiar music blared and we all knew who was coming down the ramp next! Cyclopes! The one-eyed monster lumbered toward the ring! The fans were going crazy! The hometown hero was back! That’s right! Cyclopes had come home! The one-eyed monster stepped into the ring and immediately Darkseed charged him with a flurry of punches! The Dominion beast was unloading with right and left hands, trying to keep Cyclopes from getting his wits about him! Nothing was going to stop the one-eyed monster tonight! Cyclopes fired back with a big right hand! A second knocked Darkseed all the way down to the mat! As Cyclopes fully entered the ring, Darkseed started to crawl back! He was actually retreating! Making his way across the ring, Cyclopes nearly grabbed Darkseed, but the Dominion beast just slipped under the bottom rope and started around the ring! Cyclopes wasn’t waiting anymore for a piece of the beast! The behemoth stepped over the top rope and gave chase, nailing Darkseed at the midpoint of the ramp with a double ax-handle! The fans were going crazy as Cyclopes continued to hammer away at the beast, Darkseed reaching farther up the ramp! Inside the ring, the official continued to count, getting to ten just as Darkseed and Cyclopes disappeared! What an ingenious move from Darkseed! The Dominion beast had just eliminated Cyclopes and the Light’s chances of winning this match! Sure, you might point to the fact that he eliminated himself, but Dominion still had two members left to compete! What did the Light have? Nothing! Darkseed had just eliminated both the Elite Circle and the Light! There was no question who the next man down the ramp was after the official signaled to the back to send out two men! Paralyze was going to be representing Unity! The question was against who? The Brymstonian crowd again roared when Bloat stepped through the curtain, the hedonist slowly making his way down the ramp and toward the Aetheran warhammer! What a brawl this was going to be! Inside the ring, Bloat looked at Paralyze and laughed! He was actually laughing in the Aetheran’s face! Paralyze shook his head and smirked! He wasn’t going to be taken out of his game plan by Bloat! At least I thought he wasn’t! When Bloat belched in the Aetheran’s face, Paralyze had had enough! The Aetheran unloaded with a big forearm swipe to the nose followed by a knee to Bloat’s bulbous gut! The Aetheran hit the side ropes, looking for some momentum, but Bloat met him with a thumb to the throat! With the Aetheran dazed, Bloat rushed forward, choking the Aetheran back into the ropes! The ref called for the break, but it was Paralyze who managed to escape the hold with an elbow to the side of the head! As the Aetheran gasped for breath, Bloat grabbed him by the mouth, ripping the Aetheran down to the mat! Bloat quickly fell onto the former champion, dropping all his weight onto the dumbest man in wrestling! Seriously, Paralyze could be fighting for the GWF Title tonight if he hadn’t have let his pride and sense of honor get in the way Thursday night! Bloat rolled over, a long roll, grabbing Paralyze’s stomach and tearing into it with his long fingernails! The fans booed as Bloat continued to grind away at the former champion, looking to tear through his skin! Paralyze was completely helpless as the ref started his five-count! At five, Bloat still hadn’t let go! Before the official could call for the bell though, Paralyze managed to get a knee up and hit Bloat in the back, toppling the hedonist down to the mat! Both men were slow to get up, but Bloat scored the first shot, a punch right to the jaw! The hedonist quickly grabbed Paralyze by the waist, locking on a bearhug in the center of the ring! Unfortunately for the hedonist, he was nowhere near as strong as the former GWF Champion! Paralyze reared back, easily breaking the hold and nailed Bloat with a shot right to the eye! A second shot had Bloat stumbling away and a running Atomic Spike put Bloat into the ropes and out to the concrete floor! Paralyze quickly followed out, stalking Bloat as he staggered around the ring! Bloat turned just as Paralyze went for him, throwing a handful of powder up into the Aetheran’s eyes! As the ref called for the bell, Bloat reached into his tights and pulled out that patented fork of his! The hedonist jammed the fork deep into Paralyze’s throat, tearing open that already injured body part! The fans were going crazy as Bloat rammed Paralyze back into the corner post, still digging that fork into the Aetheran’s larynx! The hedonist hoisted Paralyze up into the air, dropping him throat first onto the guardrail while security rushed down the ramp to stop him! The hedonist simply smiled, staring at Paralyze as he writhed on the floor and the Great Evil raced down the ramp! Godsend had to have scored the loudest pop of the night without question! The Great Evil quickly dragged Paralyze up by the hair, shooting him into the ring and sliding in to decide what would one way or the other be the definitive fall of this match! Godsend quickly made the cover, yelling for the hesitant official to count! What was he waiting for? Finally dropping down, the ref started his count, but at two and three-fourths, the Aetheran warhammer shot a shoulder up and the fans booed wildly! Quickly rising, Godsend nailed Paralyze with two hard boots to the head before dropping down for another cover and another two-count! The Great Evil couldn’t believe it! He pulled Paralyze up by the hair, nailing him with a forearm shot to the nose and then a kick to the stomach! An eye rake staggered the giant, leaving him open for a big elbow strike right to the lower abdomen! Godsend hit the side ropes, bouncing back with a double kneelift to the chin for yet another two-count! The Great Evil couldn’t believe it! Godsend pulled Paralyze up, hoisting him into the air and planting the Aetheran with a side slam followed by a kneedrop to the forehead for you guessed it, another two-count! The Great Evil roared at the ref and the fans started to litter the ring with debris! I’ve never seen them do that during a match, but this was Brymstone! Anything goes on Brymstone! The Great Evil pulled Paralyze up again, whipping him down with a snapping neckbreaker and yet another two-count! Now Godsend was incensed! The Great Evil rose up and shoved the ref down before stomping away at Paralyze! The Great Evil had lost it! He was unloading with everything he had to the helpless Aetheran warhammer! Pulling Paralyze up by the hair, and ignoring the ref’s admonishment, Godsend shot the former champion into the side ropes, lowering his head for that super back body drop of his! Instead, Paralyze caught him with a boot to the face and then a Decapitator clothesline down to the mat! This arena was on the edge of revolt as Paralyze slowly stumbled around, grabbing Godsend by the neck and pulling him up for a whip into the corner! The Aetheran warhammer exploded forward with a big splash, but nobody was home! Godsend ducked to the side and tried to hoist Paralyze onto his shoulders for the Realm Eternal! Paralyze answered with a double ax-handle to the back and then an Atomic Spike to the top of the head, toppling the Great Evil down to the mat! Paralyze quickly pulled Godsend up, lifting him high into the air and tossing him down with a big press slam to the canvas for a two-count of his own! Paralyze was starting to get what had to be a third wind at this point, pulling Godsend up again by the hair! Why wasn’t the ref admonishing him? The Aetheran warhammer reared back and unloaded with a hard right hand, knocking Godsend right into the side ropes! As he rebounded, Paralyze hoisted him up and over with a twisting spinebuster and what had to be the closest two-count I’ve ever seen! I thought I saw the ref’s hand hit three, but he said it didn’t! The Aetheran warhammer slowly peeled Godsend off the mat, whipping him into the corner and following with another splash in the corner, this time connecting! Paralyze stepped back and let Godsend fall forward, hoisting the three-time former champion over and whipping him back into the turnbuckle with that Brutal Infliction powerbomb of his! That had to be it! Paralyze went for the cover, but at two, Godsend draped a boot on the bottom rope! What an ingenious move! Godsend didn’t have the energy to kick out, but he had just saved his team from elimination with that intelligent move! The Great Evil slowly tried to turn over while Paralyze looked at the official and demanded to know what happened! The ref pointed to the bottom rope, prompting the Aetheran to kick it! What a baby! You didn’t see Godsend acting like that on all his bad counts! The Aetheran nailed Godsend as he rose up on all fours with a kick to the ribs! Pulling Godsend back up, Paralyze lifted the Great Evil into the air, dropping him crotch-first onto the top rope! The litter started to rain again as every Brymstonian knew what was coming! Paralyze grabbed the Great Evil by the neck and roared for his Paralyzer! Somehow, Godsend hooked the top rope, refusing to let loose no matter how hard the Aetheran tugged! Paralyze turned, nailing Godsend with two clubbing blows to the back before climbing up the ropes with him! What was the Aetheran warhammer doing? Paralyze nailed Godsend with another clubbing blow before trying to lock on a full nelson on the top rope! I couldn’t understand what he was going for, but it didn’t look good for the Great Evil! Godsend managed to fight back, snapping his head back into Paralyze’s nose and busting open the Aetheran warhammer! Godsend turned with an elbow to that nose and then raked the former champion’s eyes with his fingernails! The Great Evil hooked Paralyze by the neck! He was going to suplex Paralyze out of the ring! He would kill him from that height! The fans went crazy as Godsend started to hoist up the Aetheran warhammer, but Paralyze managed to hook the ropes, holding firm! Godsend tried again, but again Paralyze hooked the top rope! Now it was Paralyze throwing Godsend overhead, tossing him back to the mat! The Great Evil showed his agility though, landing on both feet and rushing forward as Paralyze turned around! With precision timing, Godsend connected with a big shoulder to the ribs of the giant! The Great Evil then ducked under Paralyze on the first rope, pulling the Aetheran warhammer off the top rope and down to the canvas with an assisted Realm Eternal! The fans went ballistic! With the ref in perfect position, Godsend hooked the far leg, somehow holding down this giant for the three-count and giving Dominion the victory in this four-team Sudden Death Battlezone match! What a victory for Godsend and Dominion! After losing the first ever GWF Assault Sudden Death Battlezone last month on Antilla, Godsend had just delivered his team what may prove to be the decisive Sudden Death victory! The Great Evil was really feeding off the crowd tonight as he celebrated up the ramp while Paralyze shook loose the cobwebs and tried to figure out what happened! Godsend beat you fair and square, that’s what happened you big dumb oaf!
Standing backstage with the GWF Champion Terminus and the former commissioner was our very own Natasha! Natasha asked the champion how prepared he was for tonight’s main event match, the Armageddon finale? Terminus grabbed her by the neck, pulling her in and smelling her hair! Quickly, he shoved her aside and out of the picture! You stink of Avarice, the champion said! Cordanus grabbed Natasha’s mic, telling the galaxy that tonight, they were in for a special treat! All across the galaxy parents would be waking up young children! Nursing homes would be reviving residents! Cryogenically frozen relatives would be thawed! All for one express purpose! To watch the epitome of excellence in action! To watch the pinnacle of perfection humiliate that overrated and overblown Avarice! The Blackthorn says that everyone has a price! That, the Elite Circle agrees with! Unfortunately for Avarice, he can’t match their price! Tonight, the GWF Championship is out of his reach! Tonight, the gold belt is out of his grasp! Tonight, Avarice will be humbled by the greatest wrestler in the entire galaxy! Terminus s poke into the mic telling Avarice that just like Paralyze before him and the countless other “wrestlers” that Terminus has dismantled, Avarice will go down tonight! He will feel the air escape his lungs! He will feel the cold mat under his shoulders! He will feel the humiliation and loss of coming up just short tonight, because this isn’t Terminus’ first go-around! This isn’t his first championship match! His first PPV main event! This is old hat for the Aran! Tonight, experience and talent will topple Avarice’s so called roll! He will halt the Blackthorn and put him with the collection of nearly there talent that he has crushed throughout the known galaxy! Tonight, Avarice will learn what happens when the weaker man challenges the alpha male! Tonight, the Blackthorn’s career comes to an end!
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Armageddon concluded
B: We’ve come a long way fans! It’s been a long night and I know a lot of the younger viewers are already in bed! Pansies! After all the pre-game! After all the warm-up! It was finally time for the main event! Terminus versus Avarice for the GWF Title!
A: You got that right, Brainstorm! This is Actagon happy to be joining in on this live commentary to give you the fans what promises to be one of the—if not the—biggest GWF Armageddon main event matches in history!
B: Both of these men are technical wizards! Both men have a tremendous amount of speed! Both men come with a good array of power moves! This may be too close to call! That’s why I’m letting you do it, Actagon! What’s the tale of the tape tonight?
A: In size and stature, they’re very similar! Terminus has about a one inch height and a few inches reach advantage! Weight wise their right on target, but Terminus is built like a house—literally!
B: Leave the jokes to me!
A: Avarice is a bit faster, but Terminus has a bit of a strength advantage! Overall, I would say both men can keep a fast pace with solid endurance! The keys to the match for Avarice will be making sure that he doesn’t get grounded! That he stays away from Terminus’ power! Conversely, Terminus cannot get into a move for move fight with Avarice! The Blackthorn has shown an amazing ability to improvise, and if this becomes a pinfall-fest, I look for Avarice to have a few more tricks up his sleeve than the GWF Champion!
B: I don’t agree with that, but we’ll have to see what pans out! Everyone knows I’ve been a huge Avarice supporter, but in this one, I cannot go against Terminus and the former commissioner of GWF Assault, Cordanus! These guys have plans for their plans, that’s how far ahead they are!
A: They can plan all they want! One time I saw Pollux backstage with an encyclopedia of all Chaos’ moves! He still got beat in five seconds!
B: Are you comparing Terminus to Pollux?
A: No sir! I’m stating a fact! Plans are great in the GWF, but ultimately, when the lights are on, it comes down to action! Tonight, if Terminus or Avarice want to walk out with the GWF Title, they are going to have to outwrestle their opponent!
B: Here comes the challenger! The number one contender for the GWF Title! Ladies and gentlemen, the Blackthorn is here!
A: Avarice looks in tremendous shape here tonight! I know he’s really been hitting the weights hard the last few weeks to try and get a little more strength for this championship match!
B: It looks like it has worked! Avarice looks great!
A: The man has really made the most of his time here in the GWF! It was only two years ago that Avarice debuted at GWF Perennial 28, and now he’s main eventing GWF Armageddon!
B: The 2128 Rookie of the Year, Avarice also captured the 2128 Assault Wrestler of the Year award! He’s no stranger to gold either, holding the prestigious TV Title! Quite a step up to the GWF Title though!
A: If anyone can make it, I think it’s Avarice!
B: The fans love him, but he’ll have to go through this man to do it! Terminus is out and the fans are booing loudly! What a bunch of idiots!
A: Why do you always insult our fans?
B: Because they’re stupid! How can you boo this man? He’s a legend everywhere he goes! And that man beside him, Cordanus, doesn’t side with losers!
A: I’ll give you that! Cordanus has an eye for talent! The man has been instrumental in guiding superstars like Mensar, Euritar, Varsity, Terminus, and countless others!
B: See! Even you, the quintessential good guy can’t say anything bad about Cordanus! The man is the greatest mind in GWF history!
A: I wouldn’t go that far! Maybe the most diabolical!
B: Diabolical. Genius. It’s all the same!
A: Terminus steps into the ring and despite their boos, the fans are snapping pictures of this imposing specimen!
B: That’s why they’re stupid! They boo the man and then push and shove each other to try and get a look at him!
A: And he couldn’t care less about any of them!
B: You got that right! Terminus is above this riff raff! Even on Brymstone!
A: I’m curious why the fans here are cheering Avarice so much! Doesn’t he represent everything they hate? The attractive popular superstar?
B: But he cheats! Avarice doesn’t tell the fans to cheer for him! He doesn’t care if they do! He does what he wants and I think they respect him!
A: Then why are they booing Terminus?
B: I can answer that too! Cordanus passed on Blazing Skull back in the original draft calling him a talent-less Brymstonian! Good for only shock value and census building! He even said that if it was up to him, he’d quarantine this entire planet to keep the galaxy from stinking!
A: Well, I can see why they’re booing him then! That certainly makes sense!
B: It doesn’t matter to Terminus, though! The Aran is focused on one thing and one thing only—the GWF Title!
A: He better be! Tonight, he’s going to have a war on his hand trying to keep that strap! There’s the bell! We are underway with the final match of GWF Armageddon 2130!
B: This is what we’ve all been waiting for! Come on Terminus!
A: Don’t tell me you laid another bet down!
B: How dare you? Of course I didn’t! However, if Terminus were to win in under twenty-three minutes, I’d certainly be a happy camper!
A: The two men step to the center of the ring! Look at the flashes in the background!
B: Sometimes I wish we had mics down in the ring! Imagine what they’re saying right now!
A: I don’t think the censors want to know!
B: This is PPV, baby! Anything goes!
A: Doesn’t mean it should!
B: Terminus just pushed Avarice! He’s telling the Blackthorn that he’s not ready for this kind of match!
A: Avarice with a push of his own! He just told Terminus he’s an overrated fluke!
B: Terminus isn’t going to like that!
A: The champion responds with a right hand! Avarice ducks! The Blackthorn ducks low and sneaks behind the champion! Terminus turns—a stunning slap!
B: He slapped him? This is a championship match! You don’t slap champions!
A: Terminus fires up with another right hand! Another duck! This time the Blackthorn nails Terminus with a shoulder to the side!
B: Big mistake!
A: Terminus’ rock hard hide absorbed the blow! The Aran answers with a backhand chop! Another stumbles the former Rookie of the Year back into the ropes!
B: Here comes Terminus!
A: Avarice lifts both legs up with the ropes, catching the charging Aran with two feet to the gut! A solid right hand rocks back the champion!
B: And hurts Avarice in the process! Look at him shaking that hand!
A: Terminus certainly has an advantage in this match with his dense hide! There’s no way that Avarice can exchange punches with him!
B: The Blackthorn isn’t that dumb! He has to know that! Hopefully he doesn’t let these cheering idiots get him out of his own game plan!
A: Avarice grabs Terminus’ right arm, looking for a stretch, but the champion responds with a side elbow! A turning lariat puts the challenger down on the mat!
B: Like you said! If they split the blows, Terminus is going to win this match! Avarice has to hit fast and multiple times!
A: The challenger rolls to his feet, trying to keep off the mat, but that leaves him open for a knee to the side of the head!
B: Did you see him fly back? He must have lifted two feet off the mat from that knee!
A: The champion quickly pulls Avarice in, locking on a side headlock and yanking him down to the mat!
B: A great move from Terminus! Not only does he—
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Avarice shoots his shoulder off the mat! You’ve got to watch that with a headlock! Terminus has his body right on top of Avarice’s chest! This could easily turn into a pinning predicament!
B: I was just about to say that! The Blackthorn not only has a headlock to contend with, but Terminus’ weight is pressing down onto him where he could be pinned any time!
A: Not only that, but it gives Terminus a chance to inflict some punishment without exerting any energy!
B: It’s why the headlock is the second move I teach at my wrestling school to new trainees!
A: What’s the first?
B: An eye poke!
A: Avarice is in a real bad spot right now! He’s got to get out of this hold!
B: Gee! Thanks for the incredible insight!
A: The crowd is trying to get him going!
B: Who cares? The fans can’t actually wrestle for him! Well, here on Brymstone I wouldn’t count anything out! These people are crazy!
A: Avarice is reaching back! He’s trying to get a handhold on something!
B: Terminus is pulling his chin back! He doesn’t want to let the Blackthorn get a hand on him!
A: Avarice changes tactics! He scoops the champion over!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: Terminus flips right back over to the mat! Nice try there from the Blackthorn!
A: Avarice had Terminus rolled over on his shoulders! What a move that would have been!
B: Would have been! Instead, Terminus is right back on that headlock!
A: Avarice again is looking for something to grab!
B: And again Terminus is dodging him like a prize fighter!
A: Wait a second! Avarice gets his fingers right into the champion’s eyes!
B: Ref! Do something!
A: Avarice with a vicious face rake! That’ll loosen the champion’s grip!
B: That’s not legal!
A: The challenger rolls to a knee, the headlock still applied!
B: Even with that eye rake, Terminus still has the presence of mind to hold onto that side headlock! That’s what makes him a champion!
A: Avarice isn’t done yet! He fires off with a back elbow! A second back elbow! Now Terminus is rocking!
B: He hasn’t let go yet!
A: Avarice finally breaks the hold with a judo flip over his shoulder to the mat! Listen to the crowd!
B: Sit down and shut up, you idiots! You’re ruining it for everyone!
A: Avarice flies back into the side ropes! What the—
B: I love it! Cordanus just tripped the Blackthorn! That’s why he’s the best in the business!
A: Because of a trip?
B: Because he’ll do whatever it takes to make sure his men win!
A: The ref is over there questioning Cordanus! He knows the former commissioner just did something!
B: But he doesn’t have any proof!
A: While Cordanus denies his involvement, Terminus is back up and just nailed Avarice with a forearm to the chin! A second forearm catches the Blackthorn right under the left eye!
B: Finally the stupid ref is turning back to the action! Don’t worry about Cordanus! He’ll take care of himself!
A: I certainly found that out when he was commissioner!
B: You’re just mad because he didn’t give you a bonus!
A: Not once in three years! Cheap son of a—
B: Hey! Weren’t you the one talking about self-censorship?
A: That stupid Cordanus gets under my skin!
B: But even you have to admit that when it comes to making sure that everything happens according to his plan, there’s no one better than Cordanus!
A: Inside the ring, Terminus just nailed Avarice with a hard knee to the sternum and now drives him down to one knee with a short punch right to the ribs!
B: That’s like the force of a Galacticraft accident at thirty miles an hour hitting those ribs! Terminus may have the hardest punch in the entire GWF!
A: How do you know? Did you measure them?
B: As a matter of fact…no. But I assume it to be true!
A: You’re impossible! The champion pulls Avarice off the mat by the hair—drawing a warning from the official—
B: Like he’s going to dq Terminus for that! Just save your breath, zebra-jockey!
A: The Aran unloads with another stiff chop to the chest!
B: Look at the welts on Avarice’s chest! Terminus is really lacing into him!
A: The champion with another backhand chop! A third!
B: I told you before that Avarice cannot win like this! He has got to get some offense in!
A: Terminus ducks a return shot from the Blackthorn! Avarice was way too groggy for that blow!
B: And he left himself wide open!
A: A full nelson! Terminus just locked his hands! Avarice is in real trouble now!
B: You might as well give up, Avarice! There’ll be other chances! Other shots at the title! You aren’t escaping this hold!
A: The ref is right in there checking the Blackthorn to see if he wants to submit!
B: Look at the pain on his face! He might as well throw in the towel!
A: Terminus is really grinding onto the back of Avarice’s neck! He might snap it if the Blackthorn isn’t careful!
B: I think the ref should call the bell now whether Avarice submits or not! You know how it is in the heat of battle! No one wants to quit!
A: You might be right!
B: Might be?
A: No one wants to quit in a championship match, but in this case, it may be in Avarice’s best interest to throw in the towel!
B: I just said that!
A: And I’m agreeing with you!
B: The ref just asked Avarice again if he wants to quit! What are you waiting for, ref? Just ring the bell!
A: He doesn’t want to take the responsibility of making that call!
B: He’s the ref! That’s his job!
A: Again, Terminus pushes down! He’s really got Avarice in trouble here!
B: Would you sheep shut up? He’s not breaking it!
A: The fans are going crazy roaring Avarice’s name! The arena is getting deafening!
B: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
A: Avarice is fighting back! Look at his right hand!
B: What?
A: The Blackthorn is trying to hold on! The ref is waving off his hands! This one isn’t over yet!
B: What?
A: Avarice is straining! He’s up to both feet! The Blackthorn is trying to force Terminus back into the corner!
B: Seriously! What?
A: Avarice drives the champion back into the ropes! The ref’s calling for the clean break!
B: The ref wants a break and Terminus won’t give it to him!
A: How can I hear you and you can’t hear me?
B: What?
A: Terminus isn’t letting loose the hold! He’s daring the ref to disqualify him!
B: Instead, the official’s giving him a five-count!
A: You can hear me now?
B: Now that these sheep have shut up a bit! I couldn’t even hear myself think a minute ago!
A: Can you usually?
B: What?
A: The ref gets to five!
B: Dq him! Do it!
A: The ref is motioning—no! He’s stopped!
B: What’s he doing?
A: The ref is pulling Terminus’ arm back!
B: He can’t do that! He’s an official! Just disqualify the Aran!
A: And let him leave with the GWF Title!
B: It’s the championship advantage!
A: Oh my stars!
B: He should disqualify that!
A: I don’t think the ref saw that rising lowblow leg lift!
B: Didn’t see or didn’t want to?
A: Probably a little bit of both!
B: Cordanus is up on the apron! He can’t believe the ref missed that!
A: And Avarice lays him out with a right hand to the jaw! Cordanus is down!
B: He can’t do that!
A: Cordanus got on the apron! He stepped into Avarice’s house!
B: Terminus lunges forward—
A: Inverted atomic drop! Another! Avarice is getting a second wind!
B: And the fans are going crazy!
A: Avarice ducks a lariat—snap back suplex!
B: That’s the kind of move Avarice needs to use, but I think it took too much out of him!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T--------------TERMINUS KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
A: I thought he had him there!
B: Nope!
A: Thanks for that insightful commentary!
B: Any time!
A: The challenger is right back on the attack, nailing Terminus with a shoulder to the side of the head and then a leaping enziguri kick!
B: Terminus is wobbled!
A: And he topples through the ropes!
B: Stay there! You can’t lose the belt outside the ring!
A: Avarice knows it! He just pushed the ref aside and stepped through the ropes! He has got to get Terminus back in the ring!
B: Just stay down!
A: Avarice pulls the champion up—running ram into the corner post!
B: What a genius! Terminus just plastered Avarice into the steel ringpost!
A: That should be a disqualification!
B: Disqualify him then! Either way, he’s leaving with the GWF Title!
A: The Aran is so proud of himself! Look at him tap his head as if he was a genius!
B: He is a genius!
A: Terminus turns back around! Lariat—Avarice moves! The champion just clotheslined that steel post!
B: He didn’t!
A: He sure did! Terminus’ is really holding that shoulder! I think he might have separated it from the socket!
B: Someone stop the match! Get the trainers down here! Terminus will have to finish this match another night!
A: He can’t do that!
B: He’s the champion! Cordanus is the smartest man in wrestling! They can do whatever they want!
A: Avarice grabs a handful of tights! The Blackthorn just shoved Terminus back into the ring!
B: Leave him alone! The man is hurt!
A: Avarice quickly hops onto the top rope! He’s sizing Terminus up!
B: Don’t get up! Don’t get up!
A: Terminus rises—missile dropkick to that injured shoulder!
B: No!!!!!!!!!!!
A: This could be it!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH—TERMINUS SHOOTS HIS HEALTHY SHOULDER OUT!!!!!!!!!!
B: Whew! That was too close!
A: Avarice himself can’t believe it! How close was that?
B: Fraction of a second! The ref nearly hit the mat on that one!
A: Avarice is right back up! He’s stomping away at that shoulder!
B: I don’t think that’s fair! Terminus has an injury! Avarice should be required to stay away from that body part to prevent permanent injury!
A: If Terminus wants to prevent a permanent injury, all he has to do is submit!
B: He’s the champion! He’ll never do that!
A: Then he’s in real trouble! The Blackthorn pulls Terminus up! Avarice locks his arm around Terminus’ shoulder—arm driver DDT to the mat!
B: You just made that up!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: Terminus is a fighting champion! He won’t stay down for anyone!
A: Avarice is looking at the ref and asking him if he’s sure that was two!
B: It was two! Trust me!
A: Not as far as Cyclopes could throw you!
B: That’s pretty far! In the Royal Rumble…hey!
A: Avarice pulls the champion back up again! He’s setting him up for that 7th Sin—
B: Back body drop!
A: Terminus just dropped Avarice over his shoulder all the way to the canvas!
B: What a perfect counter!
A: The champion is still favoring that injured shoulder! Do you think he can even connect with the Hammerlock Slam now?
B: Not only do I think he can! He will!
A: Terminus slowly pulls the challenger up! A vicious forearm to the jaw rocks the Blackthorn back to one knee!
B: Keep him down on the mat!
A: Terminus ignores the so-called expert, shooting Avarice into the ropes!
B: I am an expert!
A: Big time kick to the ribs! Why’d he throw him into the ropes for that?
B: How many GWF Titles did you win?
A: None!
B: Win one before you question Terminus’ tactics!
A: The champion grabs a handful of hair! Backward head slam to the mat!
B: That’s why!
A: Here’s the cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TH--------------KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: How close was that!
B: Close enough! Just give Terminus the victory!
A: He can’t do that!
B: He should!
A: The Aran looks at the official! He can’t believe that wasn’t three! Slowly, Terminus peels Avarice off the mat! What’s he doing?
B: Don’t do it! Your shoulder!
A: Terminus leaps up for that standing dropkick—
B: Avarice moved!
A: The champion missed that dropkick and just landed right down on his previously injured shoulder!
B: I can’t believe it! He’s so tough that he won’t even stay down for a second!
A: Swinging neck snap! That’ll put him down!
B: Where is Avarice getting this endurance?
A: The Blackthorn makes the cover! Here it is!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR---------TERMINUS PUTS A BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: New champion! New champion! New champion!
B: No! The ref’s signaling it was just two! He spotted the boot!
A: What?
B: Terminus got a boot on the bottom rope!
A: I can’t believe it!
B: Neither can Avarice!
A: The ref is trying to tell him that was just two! Avarice thinks he’s won it!
B: And look at Cordanus! He’s reviving Terminus!
A: The ref has finally got Avarice’s attention—
B: Terminus is back up! The Aran just got Avarice with a boot to the gut! 7th Sin! Terminus just put Avarice down with his own finisher!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE—KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: What?
A: Avarice kicked out! He kicked out!
B: Listen to these idiots! They’re going crazy!
A: So is Terminus! The Aran is a ball of fury!
B: Can you blame him? This match should be over!
A: The GWF Champion is unloading with a string of boots right to the Blackthorn’s chest! He’s stomping away at him!
B: Cordanus is trying to calm his man down, but it doesn’t look like it’s working!
A: Terminus grabs the Blackthorn by the hair! He just yanked him off the mat by the hair!
B: That’s why I always kept my hair short!
A: Terminus pulls Avarice in, looking for his Power Drop!
B: That’ll do it!
A: The champion flips Avarice over into the air—Power—
B: What?!
A: Avarice just locked on the Blackthorn Lock! Both men fall to the mat!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOTH MEN ROLL OVER ONTO THEIR STOMACHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: I’m not sure who the ref was counting there!
B: I know that Terminus is in real trouble now! Avarice has that Blackthorn Lock applied right with his face near the ropes! Terminus is going to have to go the length of the ring to escape that dreaded shoulder submission!
A: And look at it! It’s applied right on that injured shoulder!
B: I saw that! What? You think I’m blind?
A: I just can’t believe that Avarice was able to apply the Lock in the midst of a Power Drop and get the right shoulder!
B: In a championship match, you’ll do anything to win!
A: How would you know? You never received a championship match!
B: Matador was sick one night! I filled in against Janus!
A: How’d you do?
B: A four-minute submission! I hate the Gordian Knot!
A: I’d be surprised if Terminus can hold on much longer! When was the last championship loss by submission, professor?
B: If I’m not mistaken, it’s been over six years when Bloodline defeated Varsity with the Masterlock!
A: What an epic match this turning out to be! Can Terminus keep fighting out of this hold?
B: He won’t have to!
A: That piece of—
B: I told you; he’s a genius!
A: Cordanus just jabbed something into Avarice’s throat! What was that?
B: It looks like—it was his communicator! He just stuck it right in the side of Avarice’s throat!
A: I can’t believe that! The ref didn’t see a thing!
B: And now Terminus is back up to his feet! Cordanus pays off once again!
A: I am so sick of all the cheating and underhanded tactics in the GWF! Can’t anyone—especially the GWF Champion—fight one-on-one anymore?
B: They’re stupid if they do!
A: Well if competing with dignity and honor is stupid, call me stupid!
B: You’re stupid!
A: The GWF Champion takes advantage of the cheap shot, nailing Avarice with a left hook to the jaw and now a boot to the sternum!
B: There it is!
A: Now Terminus plants the Blackthorn with that Power Drop! Why does he call a powerbomb a Power Drop? Does he have to be different?
B: You win a GWF Title, you can call it whatever you want!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE---KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: How the stars?
A: The challenger just won’t give up! He’s fighting two men, but he won’t quit!
B: Terminus will just have to beat him into submission!
A: The champion’s looking to do that again, pulling Avarice up by the hair! A big left hand! Another!
B: You can stop this, Avarice! All you have to do is throw in the towel!
A: Avarice with a block! A second block! Terminus winds back—dropkick to the right shoulder!
B: How? How is Avarice still fighting?
A: The Blackthorn grabs Terminus by that injured arm and shoots him into the ropes—No! He holds on!
B: He might have just yanked it completely out of joint!
A: What an innovative move from the Blackthorn! Avarice hoists Terminus up—Tiger Driver! That’s going to do it!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE---KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: I can’t believe it! I can’t believe it!
B: I’ve already lost the time bet, Terminus! Don’t make lose the rest of my money!
A: What?!
B: I didn’t say anything!
A: The Blackthorn can’t believe how close that was! He slowly pulls Terminus up—a big chop to the upper shoulder blade!
B: But it seems to have hurt Avarice as much as Terminus! Maybe moreso!
A: The champion surges forward—Shining Wizard kick! Avarice was playing possum!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE-------------KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Was that? Was that it?
B: No! Ref says two!
A: I don’t think my heart can take much more of this!
B: Mine either!
A: Avarice pulls Terminus up—back elbow from the champion! A second rocks Avarice back a step!
B: That’s it, Terminus! Finish it right here!
A: The Aran surges forward—Avarice grabbed his arm! Hammerlock Slam! Hammerlock Slam! Avarice just planted Terminus with his own finisher!
B: He can’t do that!
A: Turnabout is fair play! The challenger is slowly turning over! He’s going to do it right here!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE------KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: That was it!
B: No! Terminus kicked out again! The ref is signaling that he kicked out just before the three-count!
A: Avarice is shaking his head! Now he’s pounding his hand down! He thinks it was three!
B: It wasn’t!
A: The Blackthorn turns around, racing toward the second rope!
B: Cordanus just pulled the rope down!
A: And Avarice caught himself! The Blackthorn lands on the mat and pulls down with the top rope! Baseball slide kick right to the former commissioner’s chin!
B: He can’t do that! Cordanus is a Hall of Famer!
A: A Hall of Fame cheater who just got caught!
B: Disqualify him ref! Disqualify him now!
A: Why? Cordanus isn’t in the match!
B: Ha! I love it!
A: Terminus just blindsided the challenger with a forearm to the back! Now the champion hoists him up into the air—Hammerlock Slam!
B: What?
A: Avarice landed on his feet! He landed on his feet!
B: No one has ever done that!
A: Avarice did! The champion turns—kick to the ribs! 7th Sin!
B: Terminus blocks!
A: The champion just shot Avarice back into the ropes! Terminus flies forward—big time shoulderblock!
B: That’s it! That has to be it!
A: Terminus might have taken as much from that blow as Avarice! The Aran is slow to roll over and make the cover!
B: He hit him with the injured shoulder! It was his only option!
A: Terminus has him! He hooks the far leg!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: Terminus did it! He did it!
A: Wait a second! The ref is pointing to the bottom rope! I can’t believe it! Avarice had his foot on the rope!
B: So! His hand hit three times! This match is over! Terminus is still the champion!
A: The ref is using his discretion! He says he saw the boot on the bottom rope before he hit three! The match is going to continue!
B: That’s not right!
A: Terminus just shoved the ref! Now he pulls Avarice up by the hair! Hammerlock Slam!
B: That has to be it!
A: The ref slides back into position! I can’t believe he’s going to count this cover!
B: Why wouldn’t he?
A: Terminus just pushed him!
B: Then disqualify him or count!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE---------------KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B: How in the stars? What is going on? How did Avarice kick out of that?
A: I don’t know! I just don’t know!
B: This is unbelievable! How many near falls has that been?
A: I’ve lost count!
B: Terminus is incensed!
A: The champion is stomping away at Avarice! He doesn’t want to take anymore chances!
B: I don’t blame him!
A: Terminus pulls the Blackthorn up for another Hammerlock Slam!
B: This has to do it! No way can he kick out of this!
A: Avarice answers with a back elbow! A second! The challenger races forward!
B: Cordanus is back up and on the apron! He’s got the GWF Title!
A: Avarice ducks the blow! Cordanus missed!
B: Let him go!
A: Avarice has Cordanus by the collar! The fans are going crazy!
B: Here comes Terminus!
A: Avarice moved! The Aran just collided with his own manager!
B: Mensar! Varsity! Rubicon! Somebody, get out here!
A: Terminus staggers back—kick to the gut! 7th Sin! That has to be it!
B: Hurry up!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: He did it! He did it! Avarice did it!
B: I can’t believe it! That was a fast count!
A: Fast count? Terminus is still out! The ref could count to one hundred!
B: It’s not right! It’s not fair!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match…and new GWF Champion, the Blackthorn, Avarice!
A: Look at that! Avarice is down on both knees clutching the GWF Title! The Blackthorn has finally done it! He’s the champion of the galaxy! Avarice is the top star! Avarice has finally climbed the mountain!
B: I can’t believe it! This isn’t fair! It’s not fair to Cordanus! The Elite Circle should file a complaint!
A: File whatever you want! Avarice has done it! The Blackthorn is atop the GWF standings and everyone is looking at the new GWF Champion! What a night it has been! For Brainstorm and all the men and women who bring you the GWF action, this is Actagon! Good night!
(The broadcast ends with Avarice down on the mat, kneeling over the GWF Title.)
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Post by jonathan on Oct 2, 2008 19:09:54 GMT -5
Class is back in session! Brainstorm here with the report card for GWF Assault 10-2! We’re four nights removed from what in my opinion has to have been the greatest GWF Armageddon of all-time! For those of you who missed it, we crowned three new champions! There’s a bit of controversy with one of those, but you’ll hear all about it later tonight! Also tonight, the new GWF Champion is here to receive his championship title! That’s right, a new GWF Champion was crowned Sunday night! Are the four of you still glad you missed the show? Of course not! Tonight, we’ve got GWF Armageddon fall-out as well as three top tier matches, including a TV Title contest! Let’s see who makes the grade!
The night opened with Zed Marlowe already in the ring! The prince stalked around ringside, looking focused for once! What was going on here? When Assassin X emerged from the curtain, the fans booed loudly! I’m not sure if they hated him that much or this was just their first chance to boo! Inside the ring, the masked man turned his back to Zed, letting the ref check him for weapons! What a show of disrespect! Turning back around, Assassin X offered the prince a test of strength! Zed, having maintained his temper to that point, fired off with a boot to the gut! A right hand staggered the masked man while Zed hit the side ropes, looking to build up some momentum for a cross body block! Assassin X showed his power, an oft overlooked attribute! The masked man caught Zed in mid-air, driving him down with a backbreaker to the mat for one! The assassin pulled Zed up by the hair, nailing him with a forearm to the jaw and then a twin thrust right to the throat! As Zed staggered onto the ropes, Assassin X hopped onto the second buckle, flying forward with an over the top rope legdrop, guillotining the prince! Assassin X rose up, glaring at the booing crowd and waiting for Zed to stand! As he did, the masked man flew forward with a slingshot shoulderblock, but Zed managed to duck low, dodging the shot! The prince hit the near ropes, bouncing back with a running kick right to the face! Somehow, the dazed assassin managed to get a shoulder up at two! I thought that might have been it! Zed pulled the masked man up, shooting him into the corner and following with a running Throne Strap to the exposed back! The prince hoisted Assassin X up, driving him hard to the mat with a back suplex for another two-count! Was Zed really controlling this match? The prince climbed up onto the second rope, measuring out the assassin for a falling forearm, but at the last second, the lieutenant stuck a boot up, catching Zed right between the eyes! Assassin X kipped to his feet, unloading with a superkick and another two-count! Pulling Zed up again, Assassin X shot him into the ropes, catching the rebounding Zed with a side kick that doubled over the prince! Assassin X hit the side ropes, looking for that Ax Bomber kick of his, but Zed managed to step to the side and answered with a winding punch to the solar plexus! The prince quickly pulled the stunned masked man in, lifting him into the air and planting Assassin X with the Z-Bomb! A handful of tights and three seconds later, Zed Marlowe had just scored the victory! Are you kidding me?
After the match, Zed made his way to my announce table, grabbing Actagon’s headset! The idiot didn’t even see the available third headset sitting right beside the Greek God! Zed said that with Aegis and Murdok out for at least the next three months, someone had to step up! Someone had to take charge of the ROC! Well that man was Zed Marlowe! Aegis, Zed looked into the camera, get better! Zed promised to widen the ROC’s lead in Sudden Death and prove once and for all that he was a top star in the GWF! I’ll believe it when I see it! Still, the former duck-boy had a point! With Aegis and Murdok both out after that brutal Hell in a Cell match Sunday night, someone was going to have to step up for both teams! Was Zed up to the challenge?
Backstage, Dante, Paralyze, and Euritar congratulated Avarice on his victory Sunday night! Euritar even poured some champagne for the group! Avarice took a sip and spit it out, asking where Euritar got this! Dante’s toilet? The Blackthorn was happy to be the champion, but this isn’t the way to celebrate! Later tonight, Avarice was going to show his teammates how to celebrate! Tonight, they were all invited to a true prince’s coronation! With the backing of the Blackthorns, Avarice was throwing a celebration tonight the likes of which the galaxy has never seen! A Blackthorn celebration? I don’t know what that means, but with the amount of money that family has, I’m not missing it!
After a commercial break, we were back in the ring where Tekaro was mulling around! Here’s one guy without Aegis leading him that will need some direction! Warfare certainly isn’t going to give it to him! That big dumb oaf can barely lace his boots! When Rankor stepped through the curtain, the fans booed venomously! The Ravager held his newly won GWF Tag Team Title firmly on his shoulder, mocking the crowd as they booed him! One of you sheep even held up a sign that said Rankor would never be a GWF Tag Team Champion! He already was, idiot! Stepping into the ring, the Ravager cracked his neck and smirked! Rankor dropped the title down into a corner before stepping toward the savage! Tekaro unloaded with a hard right hand! A second right hand stumbled the general! Tekaro hit the side ropes, building up some steam for a running shoulder smash! Amazingly, Rankor managed to stay on his feet, toppling back into the ropes as Tekaro looked on stunned! The savage pulled Rankor off the ropes, attempting to lift the champion up for a shoulder mount suplex! No chance! The general was far too big to go up that easily! Rankor answered with a knee to the ribs, stumbling back the savage! Rankor quickly unloaded with a headbutt, a move that Tekaro surely had no fear would cause permanent damage! The general pulled the savage in, lifting him up into the air and then dropping him sternum-first into a gutbuster! A second gutbuster had the fans realizing the futility of the savage’s efforts! Rankor shot the savage hard into the corner, following with a crushing avalanche! The general hoisted Tekaro up into the air, dropping him onto the top turnbuckle! Rankor slowly made his way up the ropes telling Tekaro and everyone at ringside that tonight, the savage was going to learn law and order! Rankor’s law and order! The general then lifted Tekaro up into the air, falling back with a superplex to the canvas for two before Rankor lifted his opponent’s shoulder! What was Rankor doing? The Ravager slowly pulled Tekaro off the mat, biting the savage’s forehead and ripping his flesh apart! The savage staggered back—right into a vicious punch to the throat! Rankor was taking his game to a whole new level of savagery here tonight! Dragging the savage toward the ropes, the general smiled a sickening grin, Tekaro’s blood still dripping from his mouth! Rankor grabbed both legs and fell back, slingshotting the savage into the bottom rope throat-first with that Guilty of Treason finisher of his! The Ravager didn’t even pin Tekaro, kicking him under the rope and to the floor for the count-out victory! What an attitude! I love it! Rankor wasn’t even getting his hands dirty tonight with a pinfall!
After the match, Rankor demanded the house mic! The general pulled up his GWF Tag Team Title saying that he was proud to hold the strap! He was proud to be a four-time champion! What he wasn’t proud of was the man that shared the belt with him! While Rankor represents everything that’s right in the GWF, Omni represents everything wrong with the GWF and wrestling today! The so-called Ravager has barely even defended his title belt since winning it! Omni should begin each and every day with a prayer thanking whatever deity that freak believes in that Rankor won the other half of the GWF Tag Team Titles! He should be thankful that for once, the GWF Tag Team Championship means something! For once, Omni will actually have a partner who can not only carry his load, but carry that time-displaced nutcase! And if Omni can’t carry his weight, well Rankor didn’t get to his position by dragging along deadweight! Just look to Ventross, the general smirked before dropping the mic and leaving the ring! Still, the question remains: What will Commissioner Vanity do concerning Rankor and Omni’s claims on the GWF Tag Team Titles?
Before we cut to commercial break, it was time for another installment of Hegemony’s Insights! Tonight the genius welcomed former TV Champion, Nightmare, to the broadcast! Hegemony thanked Nightmare for coming, asking him how it felt to be a footnote in history? A coffee break of a champion? Nightmare grew indignant! The Black Death told Hegemony that he knew as well as everyone else that the 7 Deadly Sins Match was a punishment for Nightmare winning the belt! Commissioner Vanity only made the match to punish Nightmare! The genius scoffed! The 7 Deadly Sins was now a GWF Armageddon tradition, entering it’s third year! How was the commissioner picking on Nightmare? But what other year has there been fourteen superstars in the match, Nightmare demanded! What other year was the champion had a thirteen-to-one disadvantage? Nightmare was screwed and everyone knew it! Hegemony told Nightmare that what he needed to do was channel that fire! To take what made him a rising star in the GWF and apply it to the ring! In fact, Hegemony could still remember the days that Nightmare was so crafty he would start on level two offense before the opponent had even been checked for weapons! Where was that Nightmare? Where was the Nightmare who was more than a stooge for Godsend? Where was the Nightmare that promised to one day become GWF Champion? The Black Death glared at Hegemony before telling him that he was right! Hegemony smiled! Of course he was! Nightmare shook Hegemony’s hand and told him that the genius had just opened his eyes! He had shown Nightmare the promise land! Not only would Nightmare get his TV Title back, but soon, even that little priss Avarice will learn just how accurate the moniker, the Black Death, truly is! Hegemony thanked Nightmare for coming and promised next week to keep the insights rolling when he welcomed another former TV Champion to the show—Exodus!
After the break, our cameras caught up with Godsend and Dominion backstage! Nightmare was noticeably absent, though I’m not sure why! The Great Evil turned to his team and asked if they had seen the rankings? Dominion was behind in their Sudden Death feud! Behind! Bloat laughed as Godsend ripped the rankings apart! The Great Evil quickly stopped, glaring at the hedonist! Is something funny, he demanded! Bloat burped his response! Godsend told the team that they were behind because they failed to win their matches at GWF Armageddon! They failed to capture one single title in the 7 Deadly Sins match! There were three to win! They failed to win the four-team Battlezone match! At one point, they had three men left and every other team had one! How in the stars did they blow it? Godsend turned his head toward Darkseed! The Great Evil knew how they blew it! Darkseed blew it! The Dominion Beast tucked his tail between his legs and ran…again! Darkseed growled as Godsend called him a coward! The Dominion Beast was afraid of Cyclopes! Darkseed was afraid of a beast that couldn’t count to one! Darkseed roared that he wasn’t afraid! Then prove it, the Great Evil shot back quickly! Next week in a match against Cyclopes! The Dominion Beast howled that not only would he fight Cyclopes next week, he would rip his one eye from its socket! Bloat again laughed while Godsend smiled! Next week it is then, the Great Evil soothed! Next week, Cyclopes will finally learn the awesome power of Dominion! As our cameras headed back toward ringside, I couldn’t help but notice that Darkseed’s demeanor certainly didn’t reflect confidence! What had he just got himself into?
Back at ringside, it was time for our main event match, a TV Title rematch! Since Exodus had been denied his return match by Nightmare, Ventross had stepped up to grant him one here tonight! The fallen angel made his way to the ring to a huge ovation! Exodus looked in great shape tonight, and if prior matches are any indication, Ventross is going to have his hands full tonight! When the current TV Champion made his way down the ramp, the cheers died down a bit, but Ventross was still certainly over with the fans here tonight! The champion stepped into the ring, shaking Exodus’ hand and wishing him good luck…he’d need it! How come when I say it, it comes across as smarmy! When Ventross says it, everyone cheers! I don’t get it! The ref presented the belt and called for the bell! We were underway!
The Ravager quickly locked up with the fallen angel, driving him back into a neutral corner! Of course, I’ve never understood why they call it a neutral corner in a singles match! Aren’t they all neutral? The champion granted the clean break, allowing Exodus back out to the center of the ring! Again the two men locked up, this time with Exodus ducking low and going behind the Ravager! Ventross fired back with an elbow to the jaw followed by a kick to the shin! The champion shot Exodus into the ropes, looking for a powerslam, but the former champion answered with a flying forearm to the head rocking the champion back! Exodus was right back on the attack, unloading with a flurry of punches, his Heavenly Barrage he calls it! The challenger quickly ducked an instinctive lariat, answering with a kick to the knee and then a side nerve pinch! Ventross powered out, hurling the fallen angel down to the mat! Exodus shot up—right into a kick to the mouth! The fallen angel toppled to the mat , stumbling down to all fours! Ventross quickly drove a knee down onto the challenger’s back, dropping him flat to his stomach! Pulling the challenger up, Ventross unloaded with a stiff right hand! A left! Another right! Now it was Ventross’ turn to unload with an onslaught of punches! Exodus crumpled back, falling into the ropes where Ventross surged forward and clotheslined him to the floor! The fans went wild as Ventross paraded around the ring, the fallen angel out on his back and us going to commercial break!
Back from break, Ventross had the challenger back in the ring and locked in a tight side chancery! The fans were urging Exodus to battle back, stomping wildly as the fallen angel slowly rose to his knees! The cheers kept coming and Exodus managed to make it up to one foot! A side elbow barely staggered the champion! A second had more effect! As Exodus hit the third, Ventross stumbled back! The challenger rushed forward, only to have Ventross catch him by the hair and slam the fallen angel back to the mat to a huge booing! Ventross growled as he pulled Exodus up, driving a knee into his ribs! A second knee once again dropped Exodus to his knees! The TV Champion pulled Exodus up by the waist, dropping him down with a gutbuster onto the champion’s knee! Exodus staggered back while Ventross rushed forward, spearing the challenger to the mat for a close two-count! The champion glared at the ref before pulling the challenger up off the mat and into the air with a powerbomb motion! Ventross wasn’t content to drive him down there! The champion rushed forward, showing his power and agility with a running powerbomb! At the last second, Exodus leapt off the champion’s shoulders, landing on the mat and flying back with a Flight Kick right to the jaw! The fans went wild as the fallen angel leapt up and nailed Ventross with another kick, rocking the champion again! Exodus quickly pulled Ventross in by the hair, driving the champion to the mat with a front first DDT for a close two-count! How close was that! Slowly, the challenger started up the ropes, pointing toward the heavens! The fallen angel must have liked his response because he flew forward, looking for the Wrath of God! Instead, Ventross met him with a boot right to the lower back! The challenger stumbled forward as Ventross rose to his feet! As Exodus turned, Ventross ducked low and plastered the challenger to the mat with Severed Ties! Three seconds later and Ventross had pulled off his first TV Title defense and what may go down as his best match to date!
After our final commercial break, the ring was gone and the entire ringside area was decorated in lavish rugs, columns, and paintings! The fans were in awe at how quick the Blackthorns had redecorated this arena! I guess unlimited resources leads to unlimited results! In the center of the ring stood the king of Tarkania! The ruling Blackthorn! Father Greed! I’ll never understand their names! The king said that tonight, he was proud to honor his son as the greatest wrestler to ever emerge from Centra Prime! To honor him as the greatest wrestler in GWF history! The greatest wrestler of all-time! Since the moment of his birth, Father Greed knew that Avarice was destined for superiority! One day, he will leave the GWF and rule over all Tarkania! Until that day, Father Greed is proud to know that his son will rule over the GWF with an iron hand! The king roared to his assistants to start the parade! Coming through the backstage gash, elephants trampled down the aisle! Assistants carried galactic beasts down to the ring, the beasts juggling small gems! Behind the monkeys were small light beasts, each reflecting a different color to a draw of oohs and ahhs! Next, a parade of half-naked women emerged from the back! Word is that the king wanted them to be topless, but Commissioner Vanity drew the line telling the king this was a family broadcast…sort of! Finally, the lights dimmed and out emerged one sole spotlight! The GWF Champion was here! Avarice emerged from the back with the GWF Title firmly in his grasp! Making his way down the ramp, Avarice beamed! Inside the assembled revelers, Father Greed roared that his son was fit to rule in his stead now! Now, Avarice had become a man! And as his reward to the Blackthorn—to the prince of Tarkania—Father Greed had made a special title belt! From behind, servants arrived with his newly encrusted GWF Title! I have never seen so many jewels in my life! The Blackthorn quickly tossed his old title aside and grabbed the new one! Suddenly, the fans looked up the ramp and booed! Making his way down the aisle was Terminus! The Aran said that he hated to crash a party, but these people needed to get their priorities in check! Avarice wasn’t celebrating his victory here tonight, he was lamenting his loss! That’s right, this was a wake! The death of Avarice’s fluke championship reign! Terminus was man enough to admit that Avarice lucked out Sunday night at GWF Armageddon and stole the GWF Title! He won’t keep it long! From this moment forward, Avarice was on notice that Terminus was coming for his belt and soon! With that, the Aran turned and left the ringside area while Avarice seethed! The celebration would continue, but we were out of time! We’ll see next week who makes the grade!
Signed for GWF Assault next week, 10-9:
The Others versus WoD Shin Ko versus Zed Marlowe Hegemony’s Insights with Exodus Darkseed versus Cyclopes Avarice/Dante versus Terminus/Rubicon
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