ZWI: Zone Wrestling Illustrated

[marktaggart]

ZWI July edition "Arena Reports" updated with results from the Sisters Of The Stars.

filsingergames.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=fed&thread=6590&page=2#100744

[jasonjaconetti]

Love the old PWI feel. It's great to be able to see different feds spot-lighted, without losing the rest

[marktaggart]

ZWI: August edition


Featured Show: The Clone Zone!
[/size]

"Big Daddy Diesel" Vinnie D defeated Johnny Gizmo.

Big D made his CZ debut against the intolerably cute "Half Man, Half Mogwai". He took his size advantage for granted and almost paid the price when he got caught with a few quick moves in the opening moments and was forced to bail out of the ring. After regaining his composure the story changed, as Vinnie muscled Gizmo around the ring before picking up the win with DIESEL POWER.

Sheik Yerbouti defeated Balboa.

Balboa rocked the Sheik at the outset, but the funky one weathered the storm and picked up the fairly easy win with his DISCO BALL DROP.

Avalanche pinned Blade Machismo.

An early highlight of the match saw Avalanche miss a corner charge and turn around into a big body slam by "Da Bad Guy". However, Blade followed up by attempting to head to the top rope and got caught. Blade never fully recovered and was finally put away for good with the FIVE COUNT.

Mousawa beat Draconian Sheik.

Mousawa and Sheik traded hard shots at the opening, with Mousawa coming out on top. A snap suplex, some hard elbow strikes, and a ALBINO FLOWSION sealed the deal for the mouse warrior. Following the bout Sheik got his revenge with a brutal attack from behind. He locked in the Sadistic Hammerlock while digging at Mousawa's arm with a piece of wood. Security had to pull the wildman off of Mousawa and drag him out of the building.

"Rated R" Adam Hardcastle won by countout over Mr. Pig Piggedy.

[/b]Piggedy used a rolling Samoan drop and was looking like a sure winner when he made that crucial mistake and let Rated R get back into the match. After some nice action Hardcastle hit a series of his signature moves, ended by a Rated R DDT, and Piggedy had enough. He rolled out of the ring and just kept walking, heading all the way to the locker room and taking the intentional countout as Hardcastle stood in the ring yelling at him to return and finish the match.

Scheme Gene entered the ring and introduced a newcomer to the CZ, THESZ. Gene asked what THESZ thought of the competition in the Clone Zone and his chances of making it to the top and unseating the champion Big Superstar. THESZ stated flatly that he saw a lot of posing pretenders with big muscles and pretty costumes, but not much in the way of actual wrestling. He said they wouldn't know what to do in a pure wrestling contest and a pure wrestler like him would have no problem putting any of them down with ease.

With that said Bookeroo headed to the ring looking very unhappy and slightly perplexed. "Tell me----you didn't just say that!" Book demanded of THESZ. Before the grappler's grappler could answer Bookeroo said he'd like to see THESZ back up his mouth "right here, right now". THESZ accepted and Scheme Gene said he thought they should get a referee in there, because he was getting out.

THESZ dominated Bookeroo.

Well, I guess THESZ proved he could beat at least one guy on the roster pretty easily. Bookeroo started out with a well placed boot to the midsection, but THESZ immediately countered with a waistlock takedown, rolled over, and ended up with a headlock. Bookeroo fought up to a vertical base and shoved THESZ into the ropes. THESZ countered with a sunset flip for a two count, then went right to the GRECO ROMAN BACKDROP for the pin.

After the win THESZ looked down at Bookeroo and let him know, "Yes, I did just say that. Now someone prove me wrong!" THESZ mockingly immitated John Cebra's "U can't C me" hand wave and laughed before walking off in disgust.

Freak Out defeated Olympus after an assist by Stunning Steph.

Olympus entered the ring with Steph and Freak Out and the valet made eye contact before Olympus grabbed her, forced her into his corner, and demanded she "watch perfection in action". After the pre-match nonsense a great bout ensued. Both men had advantage and looked like they would win. Olympus managed to take the action to the floor and ran Freak Out into the post. Freak Out was cut and hurting when Olympus slapped on the GOLD RUSH. Stunning Steph hopped up on the apron and got the referee's attention, complaining that she broke a nail. Olympus went ballistic, asking what she thought she was doing while he was trying to win a match. Freak Out snuck up behind him with a roll-up, but Olympus kicked out. Shortly Freak Out managed to nail him with a piledriver and end it with the FLYING ELBOW.

Freak Out and Steph made eye contact one more time as Freak Out left. Steph went to help Olympus up and insisted she didn't mean to cost him the match. Olympus brushed her off and left in a very bad mood with Steph trailing several feet behind.

[Deleted]

YES! Big Daddy Diesel destroying half gremlins! Bookeroo didnt stand a chance against THESZ. Olympus better keep Steph locked up or Freak Out just may steal her away.

[jasonjaconetti]

Olympus better watch his "freak", b/c Freak Out might just try to get his freak on!


WWWYKI - In Zack we trust

[marktaggart]

ZWI: September edition

The Clone Zone[/size]
live from Andy's War Hall

John Cebra defeated Cosmic Ray via STFU.

Cebra began with his "You can't see me" schtick, which Ray (the strange clone mix between Ray Charles and Geordi LaForge from Star Trek) pointed out was very true since he's BLIND! Anyway, after that awkward moment a match ensued and Cebra won it with his submission finisher.

After the match Scheme Gene got Cebra's reaction to THESZ calling him out on the last show. Cebra said THESZ has his control top man panties in a twist because he knows he can use any of his 6037 holds from the big book of wrestling maneuvers and still won't beat Cebra and will still bore everyone in attendance to tears trying to do so. Cebra said even if THESZ can't see him, he can sure here him and he'd better listen to the next five words very carefully: don't sing it, bring it.

Mr. Pig Piggedy defeated "Rated R "Adam Hardcastle.

A tremendous rematch from the last show spilled to the floor where Piggedy gained control. Back inside the ring it was a missed charging spear from Hardcastle that gave Piggedy the opening he needed to score the pin after a Pigton Bomb.

Freak Out pinned Valenstein.

Freak Out threw everything he had at the mindless, plodding brick of a wrestler but could not keep the beast down. The Hammeroid just kept coming back until a flying axe handle from the top rope to the floor looked to finally have the problem solved for Freak Out. That's when OLYMPUS entered the scene to jaw at Freak Out and accuse him of trying to steal his woman. The distraction let Valenstein sneak up and blast Freak Out over the back for a long two count. Olympus was ordered to the back and the match continued. Freak Out got an opportunity for a comeback and took it, scoring the pin after the Flying Elbow.

Mousawa pinned Draconian Sheik in a no disqualification match.

The violent battle went to Mousawa as he used his Albino Frosion to pick up the decisive pinfall win. After the bell Draconian Sheik was attacked and bludgeoned by.....Draconian Sheik?!?!? The doppleganger Sheik absolutely wore out the other Sheik and locked in the Draconian Backbreaker as security tried in vain to pull him off. Finally Sheik II was satisfied with his destruction of Sheik I and left on his own.

Big Superstar pinned Avalanche to defend the CZ championship.

Avalanche attacked before the bell and tried to choke out Superstar with his own t-shirt. Superstar fought back and used a series of punches to the head to knock Avalanche out of the ring. There he grabbed the shirt and used it to choke Avalanche in a bit of revenge. The match got back in the ring and Superstar put the challenger away with the Superstar Leg Drop in a somewhat short but exciting title defense.

[neilybob]

Interesting last matchup Mark. Some interesting names your using for your extra clones ie Valenstein for one.

[Biggin]

I just started reading, Mark, and I'm really enjoying your fed!

Fantastic cast of characters! Better yet, I don't feel lost reading about any of the personalities; you've really brought them to life.

[marktaggart]

I may have stopped posting the regular cards, but the action continues. The storylines are probably pretty easy to figure out without much backstory, so here are the basic results of the big event of the year.

Balboa defeated Sheik Yerbouti in a quick opening bout.

Sheik was putting on a disco clinic when the bell rang, and Balboa was in no mood for dance lessons. An elbow uppercut rocked the disco caliph and the "Never Never Land" maneuver ended the match in less than a minute.

Following the match DRACONIAN SHEIK number two attacked Sheik as manager Abdullah Farouk ranted that Sheik Yerboiti was a mockery of the noble Sheik and didn't belong in wrestling. DRACONIAN SHEIK number one rushed the scene and attacked Sheik number two. The referee called for the bell and match number two was underway

Draconian Sheik (#2) defeated Draconian Sheik (#1) in a no disqualification match.

[/color][/center]This was everything you'd expect from two clones of the Sheik: bloody, violent, and savage. Sheik number two won it by applying the "Draconian Backbreaker" camel clutch while gouging the eye of Sheik number one with a piece of a previously broken table.

Pullos defeated Chuck The Roo by tapout in a special attraction MMA match.

[/color][/center]Pullos got the upper hand early and finished it by locking in the PECKMISSION to get the win.

Titan Bulldogs beat RBI and Mousawa when Titan Kid II pinned Mousawa.

[/color]The Bulldogs did battle with the mouse clone of Misawa and the MVP-inspired RBI in an epic tag team struggle. The Bulldogs looked to be in trouble, but they came back and used the Super Diving Head Butt for the win.

R Rated Adam Hardcastle defeated Mr. Pig Piggedy in a ladder match.

[/color]hardcastle finally ended his troubles with Mr. Piggedy in this exciting ladder match. Piggedy and Hardcastle struggled at the top of the ladder, Hardcastle sent Piggedy crashing to the mat, and grabbed the briefcase to get the win.

Big Daddy D Vinnie Diesel beat Blade Machismo.

[/color]Blade and Diesel traded heavy shots at the beginning, with Blade coming out on top. After some great back and forth action Vinnie used his Diesel Power move to get the win.

Olympus beat Freak Out in a cage match.

[/color][/center]Freak Out seemed to have it won when Stunning Steph, who had seemed sympathetic to Freak Out previously and whose allegiance seemed in doubt coming into the match, reached into the cage and sprayed perfume in Freak Out's eyes. That allowed Olympus to gain the advantage and lock in the Gold Rush for the victory.

Big Superstar defeated THESZ and John Cebra in a triple threat elimination match to defend the CZ championship.

[/color]The excitement level was off the charts as these mega stars did battle. THESZ struck first by pinning Cebra, but Big Superstar "Hulked up" and took out THESZ with the Superstar Leg Drop to successfully defend the championship.

[Deleted]

Cool to see this one back! Nice seeing Vinnie D get a win. Freak Out shouldve remembered the rule of not trusting a female valet in Pro Wrestling. Whats better than one Draconian Sheik??? TWO Draconian Sheiks! Bloodbath! Hell Yeah!