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Post by toasterboy on Jul 3, 2008 16:55:37 GMT -5
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Post by squire on Jul 3, 2008 20:45:25 GMT -5
Payback is caught in the gym working out as the press asks for a comment. Sweat dripping off of him as he gets a spot and some motivation from Encubus and Bloodline. Mother Superior intercepts the mic.
Mother Superior: "Payback does not need to tell you what he will do to the competition. Unlike the other competitors, he will prove himself when the event arrives. No more questions."
Encubus and Bloodline shove the press out of the gym and lock the doors.
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Post by Captain Duh! on Jul 4, 2008 10:35:24 GMT -5
Bishop Hell
The camera is turned on as the crew stumble into a press conference room. The room, normally bright and vibrant with color, is pitch black. The boom operater turns to the camera.
"Are you sure this is the right room?"
"He specifically said room 7."
"No one is here in the dark"
A voice booms from the back of the room.
"Are you afraid of the dark? Then I will illuminate the room for you."
Suddenly, a flame bursts into the room. Bishop Hell is standing behind the podium with his hand ignited with Hellfire. The crew closes in as Hell begins to speak.
"I will make this short as your friend there needs to change his pants (smirking). I am entering the 2008 Not@G-con Cup tournament this year and it appears that people have forgotten the name Bishop Hell. Well, they will soon realize the mistake they had made. It is already too late. I will dominate this tournament and claim my prize. But I have no need for trophies or trinkets. I am here for one reason and only one reason. To cleanse the world with HELLFIRE!"
Bishop Hell starts laughing hysterically as the flames begin to emit for his other hand. The crew begins to back away as the fire creeps up his arms. Hell continues his laughter as the flames overtake his entire body. The Crew turns and runs as the entire room is engulfed with flames.
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Post by traviz on Jul 4, 2008 19:52:34 GMT -5
We see Gladiator Legend Spike sitting at a bar, holding a bottle of the hard stuff in one hand and holding a struggling guy in a headlock with the other.
"You know me as the most head-bangin'-est head-banger in all the GWF, but let me tell ya, if there's one thing I like more than bustin' heads in the GWF, it's kickin' back with this...ROTGUT-100% Aethran Ale!
This ain't like that swill that those blasted Andromedans drink. No, this stuff will mess you up quicker than a MEGADESTROYER.
And it's made from the finest ingredients, too! Harvested from around the cosmos by worthless slaves with their mouths all sewn up so we don't have to listen to 'em yap. Crack open that bottle and instantly your senses are assaulted with the sweet aroma of futility and hard labor.
(takes a sniff off the top)
Ahhhhh...it's that good!
So the next time you're drinking to get drunk, do what Spike of the GWF does, reach for a bottle of this...and tell mom the babysitters here!
ROTGUT-100% Aethran Ale, it's 90 Proof and thru the roof!"
(Spike takes a huge swig and nearly downs half the bottle. His eyes are slightly crossed when he puts the bottle down)
Voice from off-screen: Excuse me, Mr. Spike. This is a promo for the 2008 Not-@-G-con Tournament, not a commericial for Aethran Ale.
Spike: Really?...well, this IS my second bottle.
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Post by DK II on Jul 5, 2008 23:20:38 GMT -5
fading in from black only sound to be heard...
mugh...
mmugh...
mmugh...
mmugh...
mmmugh...
mmmugh...
mmmugh...
mmmmugh...
mmmmmugh...
mmmmmugh...
thunk...
mugh...
the Camera focuses on a huge form wiping his brow and dragging the towel down his face to reveal the infamous scar bisecting the owners face.
I only have one thing to say...that set on the bench press was more of a work out than i will get at any point throughout this tournament.
Laying back down...The Evil Gamemaster takes one last look at the camera as it fades to black...
Get out of here before i throw the bench at you...(a jolt of chuckling laughter can be heard just before one deep breathe and
mugh...
mmugh...
mmugh...
fade to black
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JamieOD
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Post by JamieOD on Jul 7, 2008 15:51:15 GMT -5
Havoc enters into the conference, accompanied by several bodyguards. He casually takes the mic and speaks with a lot of confidence.
"As you can see, I am not an idiot. I know far too well that my former kin are hungry for my blood. Well I have news for the Aethrans. You can only get your hands on me in the ring. And even if that opportunity arises you will still not stop me from reaching my goal. In this tournament I will live up to my name and cause Havoc to all of my competition. This Cup is as good as mine."
Havoc snaps his fingers and leaves the room followed by his bodyguard.
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Post by Mr. Beefy on Jul 7, 2008 19:12:19 GMT -5
(People begin to whisper to themselves while waiting for the promo by The Amazing Mann. A sultry woman’s voice comes out from the speakers and seductively whispers): ”Amazing”… Europe’s – The Final Countdown begins to play… (People begin looking around for the Amazing Mann, as the room slowly fills with a light smoky haze) We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back,
To earth, who can tell ?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown... BOOM! (There is a small explosion causing many of the onlookers to gasp as The Amazing Mann appears out of the haze in front of the mic) Amazing Mann: “I am in the 2008 Not@G-Con Cup, and there is nothing that will stop my victory. Not even famed holds like the MASTERLOCK will hold me from victory. And if you are in my way there is no escaping defeat, because no one can break away from a hold that is simply...UNBREAKABLE!” BOOM!(Another small explosion in front of the mic and The Amazing Mann is gone, only his laughter is heard fading away as the song and haze come to an end and dissipate) We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all
With so many light years to go and things to be found
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.
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Post by DK II on Jul 7, 2008 19:52:04 GMT -5
bzzzz...crackle...crackle...
(the screen comes into view with an extreme close-up of The Evil Game Master...Thantos!)
Nice parlor trick Unamzing Boy...i have been taking no talent punks like you to school since, well since before you were a sparkle...yeah you know how it goes...
Unbreakable...not likely and once the MASTERLOCK is applied, you won't be escaping anything...
Now get this camera out of my face!
crackle...crackle...bzzzz...
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Jul 7, 2008 22:00:27 GMT -5
The vidscreen comes on but is pitch black as the music begins to play. www.darkclassical.com/Audio_files/Frozen.mp3"There is only one wrestler that has done it all..." A quick flash of Mutant gouging the Dragonfighter across the forehead with a metal shiv that changed the face of the Fighting Titans/Society of Death feud nay the face of the GWF forever! "A combatant that has withstood the test of time..." Another scene flashed as Mutant was shown slamming a steel chair across Disaster's back in the Global Wrestling Federation's World Heavyweight Championship Tournament! A figure nudged closer to the screen and a growl emanated from the silhouette as a faint light shimmered off several of his teeth. "An unsung legend that has held several championships..." The vidscreen comes to life a third and final time as scenes of Mutant using the TEMPLE GRINDER on Prodigy to win the GWF now defunct Interplanetary title at New Year's Slaughter 2002! " A warrior that isn't afraid to take it to the limits...a hardcore machine...he has left a path of broken bodies in his wake...and a Legacy of Pain!" The Mutant let out a horrific roar and charged the camera! The final scene witnessed Mutant's maw grinding on the camera's lens. "Growl..drool...spittle..drool...spittle..." |
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Post by EricM on Jul 8, 2008 0:15:30 GMT -5
Iron Mane
The camera catches up to Iron Mane as he's relaxing at the Panther's Paw, a well known bar in one of the jungles of Andromeda. He sips from a mug before acknowledging the camera.
Iron Mane: "So the powers that be of the Not @ G-Con Cup have put me against Plethador in the first round, hmm? I don't think they realize the advantage that they've given me by putting me up against a fellow Andromedan. You see, even before I was kicking the butt of the GWF Poster Boy, Spike, I was kicking the butts of my fellow Andromedans to prove to wrestling fans I was Leader of The Pack. So Plethador, you may be part of the GWF's New Beginning but I will prove that the old school boys still got some fight left in them! And soon I'll not only be Leader of The Pack but King of The Cup as well!"
Iron Mane lets out a loud roar that shakes many of the other patron's glasses and mugs. Two very lovely Andromedan lionesses walk up and link their arms in each of Iron Mane's arm. Iron Mane gives a big grin to the camera.
Iron Mane: "Damn, it's good to be the King!"
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