BDS
Infinity Challenge
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Post by BDS on Jul 1, 2008 11:10:01 GMT -5
Cut your promos leading up to the 2008 Not@G-Con Cup here! Remember that there will be a prize awarded to the person who cuts the best promo in the style of his chosen wrestler (so maybe leave us a note at the top of the promo as to who you're supposed to be).
Let the promos rip!
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BDS
Infinity Challenge
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Post by BDS on Jul 1, 2008 11:18:38 GMT -5
Zombie Dreadnaught shambles to the microphone, leaving a trail of dirt and a slime composed of various fluids behind him. He stops in front of the microphone and stares blankly out at the crowd gathered at the press center. There's an audible popping sound as a growth of some sort on his arm pops. He continues to stare blankly forward at the appalled reporters for about five minutes before finally opening his mouth to speak.
ENNNNNNGGGGHHHH!
With that, the decomposing GWF legend spins around, knocking over the microphone and a nearby chair before shambling his way back out of the press room.
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Post by cotguy130 on Jul 1, 2008 11:45:59 GMT -5
Mr. Bloat slowly drags his bulk up to the mic. He picks his teeth with a two-tined fork like object. By the time he gets to the mic, his mouth is bleeding. He opens his mouth and the audience is treated to a long belch whose nauseating scent could be smelled in the back of the room. As he speaks, blood and spit spray the assembled group.
"Your life means nothing to me except for the pleasure I get from watching it escape from your body. Murder is hardcore as it gets. I can't kill you in the ring, but I can make you wish I would by the time I'm through with you. This tournament is my license to maim and maul, and the bodies in my wake will be more corpse than man."
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Post by loneriders1 on Jul 1, 2008 12:24:15 GMT -5
Monolith is shown in his VIP dressing room. He sees the camera crew and waves them over.
Monolith" Greetings pitful worms from your true master Monolith. Once again i'm being given the chance to prove my might to those beneath me. dont be expecting mercy because Monolith gives none. I'll be raising above the cesspool of my opponets to prove my superioty over those beneath me. So when i win this tournament you can't say that the mighty one warned you. Begone now and let me prepare for my next victory over my latest so-called opponet."
The scene fades as Monolith shoves the camera crew one by one out the door the hard way.
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Post by Fringe on Jul 1, 2008 14:10:31 GMT -5
ENDGAME
Endgame steps off the spaceship and looks around.
Endgame "This doesn't look like Jamestown. Hey, wait a second!"
The spaceship takes off as suddenly as it had landed.
Endgame "Come back here! I have to be in Jamestown to unveil my new Galactic Code...Where's that noise coming from."
Endgame walks ahead, over a hill, and notices a gathering. There's a banner that reads '2008 Not at G-CON Cup'. Endgame makes his way forward. He comes to the gate entrance where there is a ticketmaster wearing a Zombie Dreadnaught t-shirt.
Ticketmaster "I'm BDS. Are you here to sign up Endgame?"
Endgame "What is this?"
BDS "The 2008 Not at G-CON Cup!"
Endgame "I was supposed to meet my Crusaders at G-Con to unveil the new Galactic Code. It won't be long until Martial Law is declared. Are there any spacestations around here? I have to get a flight to Jamestown."
BDS "I'm afraid you're too late Endgame. Martial Law has already been declared. All spacestations are on lockdown. You're stuck here sir."
Endgame "Sign me up then. Until I can find a way out of here I might as well use this tournament as a mode of training."
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Post by vrobx on Jul 1, 2008 15:07:36 GMT -5
Ozzy Osborne's Bark At The Money begins playing as a series of stills of Wolf in action flashes across the screen. Wolf launching himself off the turnbuckle and at Star Warrior; Wolf locking the SAVAGE FACE CLAW on Thantos; Wolf slamming Bounty Hunter's head into the bars of the Torture Chamber; Wolf, covered in blood, grinning at the camera while sucking the blood off of his fingers.
The camera then switches inside the dressing room and Wolf is gnawing on a large bone. "Owooooooooo! The Not At Galicton Cup! Star Warrior. Thantos. The greatest from the old era and the greatest from the new. And the wildman of Andromeda, the only AniMan to serve in the Aethran army, Wolf will be there. Owoooooo! Bounty Hunter! You better sign up because I want to smell your fear one more time! Owoooooo! Spike, I want you there too so that I can mix the color of crimson in with the rest of your warpaint. I am hyper! I am losing it! The excitement. The rush! The climax!" Wolf suddenly applies the SAVAGE FACE CLAW to himself, digging his claws into the flesh of his own skull until the blood starts to flow down his face. "I'm going off the deep end! And I like it! Owooooooooooo!"
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Post by cman on Jul 1, 2008 17:48:48 GMT -5
Paralyze makes his way to the mic scowling out at the reporters who wait for him to speak.
"Being a true Gladiator that I am, I will crush my opponent. If he continues to get up once I put him down then I wont hesitate to PARALYZE him with as many PARALYZERS as it takes. Anything less than total victory is NOT and option! Also Endgame you and your little crusade to bring back the Galaxian Code can go to HELL!
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Post by MonkeyDBain on Jul 1, 2008 19:05:03 GMT -5
As the media filters into the media center, they notice a large colorful box in the center. Everyone sat down and looked at the box waiting for the Jester to pop out and create madness everywhere. Suddenly, a voice quietly said "Excuse me". Everyone turned from the box to the main stage where the Jester was standing still with a weird look on his face. The crowd hushed and wait for what lunacy he would rhyme. He looked around, as said.
"I formally announce my participation into this event."
With that, he turned to the door and left. Everyone stunned, looked at each other in disbelief, not understanding what happened. As they began to get up to walk out, and small sound was heard from the box.... then "BOOM!!!". Ketchup everywhere.
Never underestimate the Mad Jester.
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Post by Alexander Ubel on Jul 1, 2008 21:45:11 GMT -5
Cameras fade in on a Training Room on Aethra
Disaster is seen in the ring with multiple opponents. The four men close in only to have the Gladiator explode in a flurry of offense that sends them realing. Disaster hits all four men with the RAMPAGE before stepping out of the ring and stalks toward Vidtek and the Camera man.
Disaster snatches the microphone from Vidtek before he can get a word out and stares into the camera, his eyes a blaze.
Disaster, "I am the deadliest competitor the Galaxy has ever seen. I am smarter, faster, and more powerful than any Gladiator before me and to turn me loose is criminal. At the Tournament I will run through everyone in my path. I will be the the victor, and then everyone will know..."
Disaster pauses for a moment before leveling Vidtek and turned back toward the frightened cameraman.
Disaster yells, "DISASTER IS MY NAME AND DESTRUCTION FOLLOWS IN MY WAKE!"
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Thunder
Infinity Challenge
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Post by Thunder on Jul 3, 2008 14:12:35 GMT -5
Kill Prey
The camera opens on Kill Prey, Shann-Ra at his side, standing in what appears to be a jungle environ the sound of the areas wild inhabitants can be heard low in the background.
"Once again the best of the best have been gathered to test their skill against one another, to do battle until only one man is left standing and declared the ultimate victor. It comes as no surprise that I find myself lost in a sea of braggarts and louthmouths more concerned with stroking their own egos than they are being wary of the hunter that stalks them in the shadows. I'm told I'm going to be in the presence of the galaxies elite but all I see is prey laying in wait for the ambush!"
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