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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 8, 2016 12:45:01 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 15 07.08.2000 from
- Opening - We open with footage from Hot Southern Night showing BLKOUT winning the Tag Team Titles, and Tyler Black claiming the other #1 contender spot for the HoD Championship.
First off, Bischoff brings in Ultramantis Black, who introduces the ShadoWarriors. He says that for details on how this team came to be, check HoDWrestling.com. Eric says that Crossbones must be at his wit's end with Black, and UMB replies that he understands Crossbones has conceded and moved on. Since he doesn't care about Excalibur any more, and he never cared about Del Sol, he is moving on as well. In wrestling, he continues, "power is money and titles. I have power, but always want more. I have resources beyond your wildest imagination. I don't have titles, however, and that's where we begin. Excalibur and his partner have been given a charity title shot out of pity, so we need to get into the title picture. The last team in the title picture was The Soultouchers. I refuse to use the simplistic syntax and grammar in their uncouth name. My ShadoWarriors will defeat these Touchers and claim a title shot. You've been put on notice, Touchers, my shadow will soon darken your existence.
As Bischoff is sending it to the ring, a voice from off-camera says, "excuse me, Mr. Bischoff." Dick Justice enters the set. "I know we have matches, but I just want to say one thing. A couple of weeks ago, you had me on the schedule and I got bumped for all that stuff going on with Tyler Black. Which was totally understandable. I haven't been back on the schedule again, though, and I've got something to say. These Stars 'n Stripes stand for the greatest nation on this Earth. We may have our problems, but we're still 'Murica. This is not a murder weapon, although Necro Butcher tried to use it like one last week. I've never wanted to not be near the grand ol' flag in my life until last week. All I could think about was get this thing from around my neck. I called the American flag a thing. I'm embarrassed to admit it. It's all about one man, and I use the word loosely. A real man doesn't need to act like Necro Butcher. Here's my warning to you. I will make you regret turning me against my flag, even if it was just a fleeting thought. I'll do it the right way. These colors don't run, son, and neither does Justice."
LobsterMan vs. Tommy End Tommy End defeated LobsterMan with a Morning Star Combination Match Notes: Tommy's new-found fan support continues as he gets an easy win over Lobsterman. During the match, Solie says that there will be a sit-down interview with Tommy End posted this week on HoDWrestling.com.
- Updates from Hot Southern Night & DJ Hyde - Solie and Bischoff are together. They recap Hot Southern Night in more detail. They reveal that MASADA and Arik Cannon have cut ties with the company, and they wish them well on their future endeavors. They discuss what appears to be a rift in Baltic Siege, but it is hard to tell since they never talk to anyone else. Oak appears to be the odd-man out, while Frog is trying to keep the peace. They agree that we will just have to wait and see as it develops since the Siege won't be giving any additional insight. Bischoff says, "then this happened." They show the clip of Rex Havoc breaking the cane and collapsing. He explains that "Rayne had won the match and retrieved the cane. As Rayne and The Menace were enjoying the victory. Havoc came out of nowhere and did what we just saw." Solie added there's nothing new to report since the statement came out online. Havoc is no better or no worse. The Menace is persona non grata. Thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Rex Havoc.
They then welcomes DJ Hyde on. Hyde said that Havoc learned a lesson about crossing the boss. The Menace has a good head on his shoulders, and should be listened to. Michael Kai Rayne is in a lot better position now than we he debuted in HoD, and that's thanks to the Menace. "To the Menace's constant interference," interjected Bischoff. Hyde said that I didn't come to talk about those guys, I want to talk about me. Bischoff said that the last time you were in this spot, you didn't make a lot of sense. Hyde said I made good sense to anyone with a brain, but I'll dumb it down for the rest of you. I left CZW in somebody else's hands to run because I was tired of being the office. I want my office out there in the arena, not behind a desk paying bills. HoD seemed like a good fit. Now, I've been cheered and jeered, and I feel the same way about either. Watts actually asked me if I would play it straight in HoD. He asked me to be a good guy. I told him that was fine as long as he paid me to fight. I did as I was asked, and look where it got me. Lost in the middle of the pack and early in the card. I figured a few wins against Dalton would help, but I couldn't beat thay guy. Now,. I'm my own man. Crusher, I don't know what Watts told you about my situation, but it's done. I'm my own man and no one in HoD is safe.
The ShadoWarriors vs. Hobo & Manimal Frightmare defeated Manimal with a Fright Crusher - BLKOUT - Crusher and BLKOUT are in the ring. Crusher says that he's here to officially congratulate you boys on becoming the first HoD Tag Team Champions. Joker asked, "Did he just call us "boys""? Crusher held up his hand. "I'm going to nip that in the bud right here. I call everybody "boy", deal with it. If you're going where I think you're going, just stop now." Joker said, "kiddin', boss, just kiddin'. HoD listen up, BLKOUT in the house....your new champions." The crowd booed as he and Ruckus paraded around.
Joker: "We don't need you rednecks. The after-party is...well, none of you invited so it don't matter. You know what I feel bad about?
Ruckus: What up. J?
Joker:We have to wait all the way to Labor Day to defend these for the first time. That's a long way off. bro'.
Ruckus: I know what you mean. Tears me all up inside. Hey, Crush, why do we have to wait so long to defend these belts.
Crusher: Good point, and you don't.
BLKOUT looked like they'd been slapped in the face.
Crusher: Yea, I can tell you're really broke up about having to get that champions pay bonus without earning it. I talked to HoD and we're changing things up a bit. In four weeks, we will have a very special edition of HoD Wrestling. It will feature your first title defense against Excalibur and Del Sol, and the HoD Title match between Tyler Black and Scorpio Sky.
Ruckus: Uncool, Crush.
Crusher: Thought you felt bad about waiting so long. Why don't you go find that after party, you're clogging up my ring.
Andy Dalton vs. Homicide Homicide defeated Andy Dalton with a Disqualification Match Notes: Homicide is disqualified for "excessive violence."
Petey Williams vs. Joey Ryan Joey Ryan defeated Petey Williams with a Disqualification Match Notes: Ryan takes another win over Williams.
The Family Stone has been announced but they don't come out. We switch cameras to the backstage area where Dijak is having a heated discussion with Cage and Ricker. They don't notice the camera man moving in on them.
Dijak: Why are we wrestling these freaks? I was in a cage match that could have put me in the championship hunt just a few days ago. Now, I'm expected to go against these clowns?
Ricker: We told you. These guys are tougher than they look. You know we didn't get anything settled before the suspensions. We still owe them
Dijak: I don't owe them anything.
Cage: There weren't three before.
Dijak: When Stu gets back in August, we are having a meeting. He needs to set things straight. I'll do this match, but that's it.
Natural Selection and Donovan Dijak vs. Latvian Proud Oak, Estonian Thunderfrog, and Lithuanian Snow Troll Shaun Ricker defeated Estonian Thunderfrog with a Disqualification Match Notes: Another DQ finish...this time, Frog and Ricker were fighting outside the ring. Oak was trying to keep Cage from getting involved. Troll shoved Oak into Ricker and the ref called for the DQ for interference. Dijak stormed off immediately. Natural Selection withdrew to ringside. Once again, the Siege squared off. This time, Frog was more aggressive in his talks with Oak. Like the other incidences, Frog and Troll left together, and Oak walked behind. This time, however, Oak walked right behind Troll and continued to mouth off at him the whole time. Finally, Troll turned and shoved Oak . They almost came to blows.
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 9, 2016 13:53:51 GMT -5
Website Release #10 07.13.2000 from
- The following was posted on HoDWrestling.Com - Eric Bischoff is with Tommy End. He mentions the support from the HoD fans that Tommy has garnered since his return from injury.
Tommy: I don't really know. I said earlier than I was the same guy, but that's not exactly true. Before that last match with Saint, I never really knew how bad this business could hurt you. I don't mean injured. I've been injured before. I mean really hurt...stretched, twisted..whatever you want to call it. I'm not sure I will ever be completely the same coming out of it, and that's a good thing. Now, there's nothing humble about me, so I won't use the word "humbled." "Perspective-changed" is probably a better word..is that a word? Anyhow, that's what's different. Maybe the fans picked up on that.
Bischoff: You seem to enjoy it. Is that a correct statement?
End: Well, I don't hate it. It's different. In wrestling, a lot of whether you're cheered or booed depends on the guy in the other corner. Johnny Saint was a legend and I made him a target. He was the so-called good guy, and I was the bad. The people didn't care for Arik Cannon's attitude, so I became the good guy. I'm not saying that's bad. It's the way it is.
Bischoff: You're direction in HoD has been pretty clear since the beginning, but you've taken care of business as they say. What's next?
End: You mean who's next, don't you? Truthfully, I want to begin the climbing the championship ladder now. I will take whoever HoD puts in front of me. Personally, well, let's see...about 2 weeks ago, I loaned MASADA some death metal CDs from a couple of Norwegian bands. Well, I don't know if I'll ever see them again, and I'm not real happy with that. I like MASADA a lot. We've got a lot in common. So, he's not the one I'm upset at if you get my drift. I wish he'd stuck around, but he chose not to and that's his business. I may have to take out my frustration at possibly losing a friend and some good CDs on somebody else. Who that is..you should be able to figure out.
Bischoff: Thank you for your time, Tommy End.
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Post by Pariah on Apr 9, 2016 14:58:58 GMT -5
The promo writing continues to be as brilliant as ever... Seriously entertaining...
Haha! Open those eyes, Butcher... Cuz the END is near!
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 9, 2016 15:32:36 GMT -5
House Show #5 07.14.2000 from
DJ Hyde vs. JT Lightning DJ Hyde defeated JT Lightning with a Countout Match Notes: Hyde was the most savage he'd ever been as he worked over Lightning. Hyde had thrown his opponent over the top rope, and Lightning was having trouble getting back in the ring as it was. Hyde distracts the ref, and The Dark Menace is suddenly at ringside. He gives Lightning a shot to the back of the head with a (new?) cane. TDM quickly exits as the ref counts Lightning out.
The Bravado Brothers vs. Hobo & Manimal Harlem Bravado defeated The Hobo with a Disqualification Match Notes: Hobo is disqualified for using Manimal's bone.
For the next match, Dick Justice comes to the ring with a noose instead of his traditional American flag. He grabs a mic and says that he's not going to put Old Glory in danger of being misused again. He's going to show Necro how to really choke somebody out.
Dick Justice vs. Necro Butcher Necro Butcher defeated Dick Justice with a Disqualification Match Notes: Justice gets disqualified for trying to use the noose.
Andy Dalton vs. Homicide Homicide defeated Andy Dalton with a Disqualification Match Notes: The crowd boos the third consecutive DQ ending vigorously.
The ShadoWarriors vs. Da' Soultouchaz Marshe Rockett defeated Blind Rage with a Yakuza Kick Match Notes: DST keep Blind Rage in the ring from bell-to-bell. The ring rust really showed in this match.
Joey Ryan vs. Petey Williams Joey Ryan defeated Petey Williams with The Walk-Off Match Notes: Ryan's domination of Williams continues. After the bell, Ryan takes a mic and says that "I never knew you would be this easy."
The Family Stone come to the ring arguing amongst themselves. They finally get in the ring, and Dijak says that he's above wrestling these clowns,. He doesn't care what HoD does, he's not participating in this match. Dijak leaves. Bill Apter comes out. He says that there's a new plan. He tells Baltic Siege to pick two for the match. He then says that since Dijak likes to make such a fuss about the main event, there's a new main event and he's in it. He tells Dijak to come back out after this match. The Siege pick Frog and Oak. Troll leaves ringside.
Natural Selection vs. Baltic Siege Shaun Ricker defeated Estonian Thunderfrog with a Double Team Move Match Notes: After Frog is pinned, Troll comes running back to the ring. He checks on Frog, and then, as he as done so often recently, he gets in Oak's face. This time, he doesn't get 10 words out when Oak pie-faces him down. Troll jumps up and tries to return the favor, but Oak takes him down and jumps up. Oak goes to Frog. Troll jumps up and attacks Oak from behind, even as Frog does warn him. Troll and Oak fight, but Frog doesn't take a side. Finally, Troll goes for Oak's mask. Frog pulls him off and Oak rolls out of the ring. Frog keeps Troll from going after him as Oak heads to the back.
Dijak comes back out. Apter comes out and says that we always have an extra wrestler or two report to each show as a contingency. Apter introduces Crossbones. Dijak sneers and looks unimpressed.
Crossbones vs. Donovan Dijak Donovan Dijak defeated Crossbones with a Feast Your Eyes Match Notes: Dijak's "unimpressed" lasts about 30 seconds into the match. He and Crossbones put on a power wrestling clinic that either man could've won.
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 12, 2016 13:51:55 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 16 07.15.2000 from
- Opener - Solie and Bischoff are offering their usual welcome when the Bravado Brothers interrupt. They say that they have something to say, but no one will give us a chance to say it. Bischoff tells them that we didn't know you had something to say. Harlem says that you never asked us. Solie says that you have to request some interview time. Lance asks, "is that how it works? We never got the memo." Bischoff asks them what's on their mind, and Harlem replies, "we've got a big match today against Natural Selection, and we just want to say that we're going to win." They leave.
The Dark Menace and Michael Kai Rayne enter the set. Bischoff asks TDM if he's aware of what's happened to Rex Havoc since Hot Southern Night. TDM says "it looks like things got too hot for Mr. Havoc. Perhaps he has learned to stay out of things above his comprehension level." Bischoff asks TDM if he knows what's causing Havoc's condition. TDM says that he's not the doctor, so he would have no way of knowing. However, had he gone into medicine, he would likely be the world's greatest physician. He adds "good riddance to bad rubbish." He says he's here to talk about somebody he's come to admire recently. The man has had an epiphany, and is pulling himself out of the muck and mire that HoD forced him to slog through. He says that he is officially requesting a meeting with one Mr. DJ Hyde, in the hope that they can find a way to mutually assist one another as well as Mr. Rayne.
Michael Kai Rayne vs. Jake Milliman Michael Kai Rayne defeated Jake Milliman with a Rayne of Pain Match Notes: Rayne destroys Milliman in about 5 moves.
Before going back to the ring for the next match, Solie says that the prediction that he and Bischoff made last week about Baltic Siege seems to have come to pass last night last night. Oak and Troll came to blows and Oak left on his own. There's been no comment from Baltic Siege since they don't ever comment about anything.
The Bravado Brothers vs. Natural Selection Brian Cage defeated Lancelot Bravado with a Disqualification Match Notes: The match had barely gotten underway when Lance got disqualified. The crowd showed their lack of appreciation for both teams.
- Scorpio Sky - Sky is in the ring. He tells the crowd that in 3 weeks, in this very ring, he will win the HoD Championship after a snowflake-laden match with Tyler Black. He asks if they remember way back on the first show, after he beat Petey Williams, he said "1 down, 1 to go." Well, Black was the "to go." Turns out Williams wasn't as down as he first thought, but that's history. In three weeks, Tyler Black will be history.
Dick Justice vs. Necro Butcher Dick Justice defeated Necro Butcher with a Disqualification Match Notes: Justice came ready to fight, and took it to Butcher. The DQ was called when the match just got out of hand. No real specific event triggered it. The ref chose to DQ Butcher, but it could've gone either or both ways.
- The Family Stone - The Family is bickering amongst themselves when we come back from break. Bischoff comments that three seems to be a crowd in HoD these days as we have another group that can't get along. Cage says if you're talking about Baltic Siege, we're nothing like those clowns. Bischoff remarks that they haven't gotten along well since they all returned from suspension. Ricker says that things will get better when Stone comes back. Dijak says he's looking forward to a private conversation with Stone about what's been going on. He says that "you two dragged me down into your deal with those masked guys, and now it's mine deal too. I don't like it." Cage says that's big talk from a guy who lost a shot at the championship in about 2 minutes. Dijak says that for Stu's sake, I'm going to ignore that. When he comes back, though, and we talk this out with him, if it isn't settled to my satisfaction, there will be trouble. Dijak walks off again.
Da' Soultouchaz vs. The ShadoWarriors Marshe Rockett defeated Frightmare with a Countout Match Notes: Frightmare appears to injure his leg falling from the ring. He is unable to beat the ref's 20-count back into the ring. Observers claim that he was seen backstage walking normally immediately after the match.
Crossbones vs. Donovan Dijak Crossbones defeated Donovan Dijak with a Countout Match Notes: Another great match between this surprising pair of competitors. Unfortunately, another disappointing ending mars the match. This time, it's even more egregious as Dijak simple throws up his hands and intentionally walks away from the match. Solie goes on a rant about Dijak's unprofessional behavior as we close the show.
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 12, 2016 13:54:08 GMT -5
Website Release #11 07.18.2000 from
- Crusher speaks - Crusher is in his office. He says he's aggravated at some of the boys today. Last Saturday night, he was in charge of a wrestling show. At the end of that show, the fans were booing. He didn't blame them as the show kind of sucked. He had one match that got called after about a minute, and two countouts where both guys were full of crap. He felt Frightmare was tanking it, probably at Ultramantis Black's bidding, and Donovan Dijak... he couldn't even finish the sentence. He said that he's not going to insult the fans intelligence by saying he's never seen anyone walk from a match, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to be the unprofessional ass of the guy who did it.
This Saturday, we're going to redo a couple of those matches with some stips to make sure it doesn't happen again. First, Dick Justice and Necro Butcher will go No DQ.. This doesn't mean an extreme, ultraviolent, flaming ring match, but just a plain No DQ. It tells them that they both better come empty-handed...no chains, no nooses, no flags, no nothing.
Next, Dijak and Crossbones will go at it again, but this time there will be lumberjacks around the ring to make sure nobody walks off. Since they don't think that Crossbones has too many friends in HoD, Crusher said that' he's acquired the services of Excalibur, Del Sol, Thunderfrog, and Snow Troll to assist Crossbones..
As for Natural Selection, if they're still talking to one another come Saturday, they will have a special match. The last few weeks, they've been calling Baltic Siege "clowns." He's taken it upon himself to help Natural Selection get what they want. He's not going to say anything else now, but next Saturday everyone can tune in and see what their running their mouth has gotten them into.
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 15, 2016 13:35:35 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 17 07.22.2000 from
- Opener - After the welcome, we go straight to the ring.
Baltic Siege v2 vs. The Bravado Brothers Harlem Bravado defeated Lithuanian Snow Troll with a Flipping Stunner Match Notes: The Bravados pick up an easy win. During the match, Solie mentions that Thunderfrog may have gotten the short end of the stick in regards to which partner walked off the team. They were much more successful when he and Oak were Baltic Siege.
DJ Hyde comes to the ring. He says that he heard The Dark Menace's comments from last week, and he appreciated the kind words. He said the Menace seemed like a straight shooter, and that Michael Kai Rayne was the kind of guy who would make a good teammate. He accepted the offer for a meeting, and said that he had no doubt they could help one another.
Excalibur came to the ring next. He said that Del Sol sends his regards from Mexico City, and that he will be here next week. Excalibur said that he and Del Sol haven't done a lot of talking since they teamed up, but that didn't mean they weren't focused on HoD. It's that neither of them is a big talker. The tag champs, on the other hand, are big talkers. They are also a very good team, and you can't let their words get under your skin. They will get you angry and off-track, and you will make mistakes that they will take advantage of. When he and Del Sol challenge for the tag titles in 2 weeks, nothing BLKOUT does will keep them from their goal of winning the tag titles.
Excalibur vs. Joker Excalibur defeated Joker with a Disqualification Match Notes: This was an exciting, face-paced match. Excalibur's speed keeps Joker off-balance throughout. The match finally degenerates into a brawl, and Joker gets the DQ for starting it.
Natural Selection come to the ring. Borash then announces the Crusher. Crusher joins them in the ring. Ricker asks what this big surprise is all about, and if Crusher thinks he's embarrassing them or something. Crusher says "that if you're embarrassed, that's your problem. I'm not trying to embarrass you at all, I'm hoping to give you the opponents you've been crying for. You've been wrestling Baltic Siege on and off since HoD began. All through your series, you've been calling them clowns. I look at them, and, while they are a bit eccentric, I don't see clowns. Then, it hit me. You guys want to wrestle clowns." Cage interrupted, "You got the Doinks?" Crusher laughed and said, "no, something a little more current." The arena was filled with the sounds of cowbells and horns. "Shaun and Brian, meet Yabbo and Ruffo." The two clowns took a while to get to the ring, greeting fans along the way. Natural Selection grew visibly agitated as the duration grew, and Crusher enjoyed both spectacles. When the finally got in the ring, the smaller clown said, " Hi, there, I'm Yabbo and this is Ruffo, and we are (said together) The Brother of FUNNNNNNNSTRUCTION! It's like destruction, except fun! Well, for us!! Crusher left the ring with a big smile on his face. Brothers of Funstruction vs. Natural Selection Shaun Ricker defeated Ruffo the Clown with a Double Team Move Match Notes: NS pick up the win, but it took a cheap-shot double team move to put BoF away.
- Tyler Black - Eric Bischoff is with Tyler Black. He asks him if he saw Scorpio Sky talking about their upcoming match for the HoD Title.
Black: I did. The first thing I can say is that I'm not taking Sky as lightly as he's taking me. I know that's not the cool thing to say. I mean, I'm supposed to talk about how much better I am and how easy it's going to be, and how I'll destroy him..yadda, yadda. Well, I am better. I will win. Sky is an accomplished wrestler so it won't be a walk in the park like he's predicting. I am confident enough to say that I will be the one strapping on the HoD tile at the end of the night. That's really about it. I could rant and rave and scream, but in two weeks, the proof will be right before your eyes.
- No Disqualification - Necro Butcher vs. Dick Justice Necro Butcher defeated Dick Justice with a Choose Death Match Notes: Necro Butcher picks up the win, but Justice makes it a solid fight. It is by no means a wrestling match. Before using Choose Death, Butcher pulls out a can of lighter fluid and a lighter from a box beneath the ring. He squirts fluid over both chairs and flames up the lighter. Before he can light the chairs, the ref knocks the lighter out of his hands. He yelled at Butcher, "No DQ or not, If you light anything, he gets the match" (pointing to Justice). Butcher slugs the ref. He hits Choose Death, and a second ref shows up to count the pin. Butcher jumps up and pulls a table in the ring. He sets it up and puts Justice on it. As he starts to climb the turnbuckles, the second ref grabs him. Butcher slugs him, too, and lays him on top of Justice on the table. He turns his back to the ring in preparation for a moonsault. Just before Necro leaps, Tommy End charges to the ring. Tommy dropkicks the edge of the table, knocking it over, Justice and the ref flop to the mat, but are otherwise unhurt. Necro lands with his ribs right across the edge of the table sticking up. Ringsider say they could hear several pops. End helps Justice and the ref out of the ring, and readies to face Necro. Butcher is staggering around the ring trying to get his breath, and is no threat. He collapses leaving the ring, but gets back to his feet and heads to the back. Medical personnel try to assist, but he pushes them down and leaves the area.
Dijak comes out first with his lumberjacks, Ricker, Cage, Joker, and Andy Dalton. Crossbones comes out with his lumberjacks, Excalibur, Baltic Siege, and JT Lightning. Crossbones doesn't actually acknowledge any of his lumberjacks at any point in the match. - Lumberjack Match - Donovan Dijak vs. Crossbones Crossbones defeated Donovan Dijak with an Exploder Suplex Match Notes: Crossbones shocks and thrills the crowd with the big win. Both men spent time with both sets of lumberjacks at various points throughout the match. Once again, at no time did Crossbones pay "his" group any attention. Late in the match, Joker and Excalibur got into on the floor. After the bell, JT Lightning tried getting in Dalton's face. After Crossbones had left the ring, Dalton through Lightning in the ring and used a piledriver. Natural Selection jumped Baltic Siege from behind and laid them out. They entered the ring and each member of the Family Stone used their finisher on JT Lightning.
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 17, 2016 14:35:44 GMT -5
Website Release #12 07.26.2000 from
- The following appeared on HodWrestling.com - 1) Andy Dalton posted a video.
Dalton: First off, when HoD called me, I thought this would be a good chance for me to work in a new area. My Dad had been friends with Bill Watts, so I figured I could get a fair shake. Then, they tell me I have to wrestle for my contract in a "Do or Die" deal. I wasn't thrilled, but I expected to win so I agreed. It's rather irritating that they haven't done another "Do or Die" type match since mine. I had to prove myself? Screw HoD. I decided then I was gunning for the top, and I decided Homicide needed to be my stepping stone. Then. I find out they've already coronated a small group of guys for the championship pool, and Homicide isn't in that group. I'm pissed of for him. He's involved in this deal with The Dark Menace Forces, who I'd never heard of. He can't beat this Rayne guy, who I'd never heard of. I had to settle for beating DJ Hyde a few times before Homicide's dance card opened up. That finally happens, and what do I get? Homicide's coming off being embarrassed by Rayne and The Menace. He looked sad, frankly, like he felt sorry for himself. He didn't do any promos,,it was pathetic. Our early matches sucked because he sucked. I didn't get the guy who wants to call his finisher the Cop Killa', but the fed won't let him, I get Mopey-Cide. The guy who feels sorry for himself. Here we are. Hey, Mopey-Cide, get over yourself. You're this bad MF'er from the Hood, right. You and I have a few more matches, and when I win them, I want to say I beat Homicide. THE Homicide. Not that self-pitying sack of crap running around HoD.
2) Scorpio Sky is with a life-size cardboard stand-up of Tyler Black. The mouth has been cut out, and someone (obviously Joey Ryan) is standing behind it with their mouth pressed against the cutouts.
Sky: I'm here with my upcoming opponent, Mr. Tyler Black. I would like to say I'm expecting a great match, Tyler, but I can't.
Black: (Speaking in a wimpy, squeaky voice) Why not?
Sky: Cause you suck. See, unlike you, I'm not afraid to be honest. You try to put on this fake face like you want a good match, and you won't say you will destroy me because you want to give me credit
Black: That's the way I feel
Sky: Well, Ty, I will gladly say...I will destroy you. I mean you have some talent, but so does that Lobster dude running around here. You aren't the worst wrestler-
Black: Hey, now, I'm pretty good...ok?
Sky: Hmm. You're adequate, ok?
Black: Adequate is probably a good description
Sky: You can climb in a ring without tripping over the ropes.
Black: I've got that going for me...and I can do a headlock and some other locks...yea, I can do those.
Sky: I guess all those other locks and stuff are ok-
Black: Sir, I really can't do other locks,...just a head. I can punch a little and kick you in the-
Sky: Woah there, sport, calm down. Yes, you do all those things, and that's about it. I can do many, many things in the ring. I am a lot better than you. I do not respect you, and I will defeat you easily. Pretty simple. Here let me show you.
Sky reaches over and rips the cardboard head off. Ryan ducks down too late.
Sky- Ignore the man behind Tyler Black.
Sky then puts the cardboard face over his.
Black: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first HoD Champion, Scorpio Sky!!
Sky pulls the mask away
Sky: Straight from my opponent himself, fans. This is your champion, Scorpio Sky, saying- you!
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 18, 2016 21:31:06 GMT -5
House Show #6 07.28.2000 from
- Before Lobsterman/Mr. X match - Lobsterman comes to the ring. X is second. After X is announced, Lobsterman hands him one of his t-shirts. X puts it on and decides he likes it. Lobsterman asks for money, and X shrugs and does the "empty pockets" motion. Lobsterman asks for the shirt back, and as X takes it off, Lobsterman jumps him.
Lobsterman vs. Mister X Lobsterman defeated Mister X with The Claw Match Notes: Lobsterman wins easily.
Manimal vs. Michael Kai Rayne Michael Kai Rayne defeated Manimal with a Countout Match Notes: Rayne also wins easily.
The Hobo vs. DJ Hyde The Hobo defeated DJ Hyde with a Street Preacher Match Notes: The Hobo surprises the crowd with a clean pin victory over Hyde. As Hobo greets fans around the ring after the match, Hyde comes up behind him with a cheap shot. He then lays Hobo face down in the middle of the ring and repeatedly slams a chair across his back with great force. Several wrestlers pull Hyde off and he leaves. Hobo leaves the ring on a stretcher.
The Bravado Brothers vs. Baltic Siege v2 Harlem Bravado defeated Lithuanian Snow Troll with a Gentleman's Agreement Match Notes: Siege V2's struggles continue, with troll being the weak link again.
Andy Dalton vs. Homicide Homicide defeated Andy Dalton with a Da Gringo Killa Match Notes: Homicide shows a fire not seen in a while on his way to a clean victory. After the pin, he grabs a mic and gets in Dalton's face.
"Did that feel sad to you, Dalton? Did I seem unfocused kicking your ass all over this ring? You just got beat by Mopey-cide. This Saturday, you're going to say "Homicide, I'm sorry" to me on HoD TV. You know what? Even better. You're going to kneel at my feet and say it. Got it, Dalton? See you tomorrow."
Natural Selection vs. Brothers of Funstruction Brian Cage defeated Ruffo the Clown with a Discus Lariat Match Notes: The Brothers gave NS a good match, but still came up short.
The ShadoWarriors vs. Da' Soultouchaz Blind Rage defeated Acid Jaz with a Roll-Up Match Notes: The Warriors pick up their first big win as team.
Tyler Black & Petey Williams vs. The Experience Joey Ryan defeated Petey Williams with a Disqualification Match Notes: This match proved majorly disappointing. Black and Sky started, and the crowd got a short but action-packed run from the two of them. They tagged in their partners at about the same time, and as happened in most other cases when Williams and Ryan were in the ring, a DQ was called shortly thereafter. The crowd was unhappy with the match.
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Post by cotguy130 on Apr 21, 2016 16:20:59 GMT -5
Heart of Dixie Episode 18 07.29.2000 from
- Opener - Solie and Bischoff run down today's card. They tell us that Tyler Black will have a response to Sky's bizarre video posted this week on HoDWrestling.com. In the main event, Homicide will take on Andy Dalton, and Homicide has promised that Dalton will say the words "I'm Sorry" to him before the night is over.
As we go to break, they play the video clip featuring Scorpio Sky, Joey Ryan, and the Tyler Black cardboard stand-up.
Tommy End vs. Crossbones Tommy End defeated Crossbones with a Disqualification Match Notes: End continues to look dominating, but can't put Crossbones away before the DQ.
The ShadoWarriors vs. Baltic Siege v2 Blind Rage defeated Lithuanian Snow Troll with a Disqualification Match Notes: After continuously being shown up by the ShadoWarriors, Troll grabs a chair and puts it to use. Frog does not appear happy with his partner's actions.
- Impromptu Tyler Black/Joey Ryan match - Tyler Black is in the ring with the cardboard stand-up of himself. He has both the body and separated head. He poses and mugs for a while with it while laughing and clowning.
Black: Really, Sky? This is the best you can do? This bad comedy may fly in other feds, but HoD are too sophisticated. Did you guys think the video with this thing was funny? (Crowd boos) I might expect Stu-ey's dysfunctional family to think this is cute, but you seemed bigger than this. Listen to the fans. I tried to talk seriously about our upcoming match last week. I didn't make threats. Hell, I gave you credit..more than you deserve. I could backtrack and say that I really think you suck and all that, but I'm not going to. You think I suck? Whatever, Sky. You keep living in your dream world and I will live in the real world. Personally, I just think you and your boyfriend Joey wanted to-
At this point, Joey Ryan charged into the ring, but he pulled up short of attacking Black.
Black: Hit a nerve, Joey?
Ryan: You sonuvabitch. Scorp and I humiliated you in that promo and you know it. You're just out here trying to save face. All those people who booed that video were probably laughing their ass of at it..bunch of pathetic losers.
Black: Where is "Scorp"-stupid nickname, by the way-anyhow? Watching this interview from his momma's basement?
Ryan: Mom's basement joke, Black? Have you sunk to that?
Black: I'm insulting you at a level your little brain can actually get. If you don't stop whining, I'm going to end up at Na Na Boo Boo.
Ryan: My friend, Scorpio Sky, is in training for next week.
Black: Wow, special training so he can beat me? I'm honored.
Ryan: Sorry. The beating you comes easy. He's training for the week in Vegas celebration that comes next. Like the Nature Boy used to say, there will be more money in spilt liquor than you will make all year because Scorpio Sky will be the HoD Champion. Something you will never taste.
Black: Why would I want to taste Scorpio Sky? You can just describe it....
With this, Ryan slugs Black. Black recovers and returns the shot.
Black: You know, Joe, after I beat "Scorp," I'm going to need a new contender. You think you're ready? Show me right now.
Black and Ryan trade a couple of more shots when a ref shows up.
Ryan: Let me guess. Crusher sent you to shut us down like all these weak-ass promoters.
Remsburg: Nope, you can go. It won't go in the record books, but one of you will be seen getting pinned. All I'm supposed to do is watch and count.
Ryan and Black went at. It didn't very long. Black had Ryan and went for the Phoenix Splash. Before he even jumped, Ryan rolled out of the ring and walked off. Remsburg declared Black a "winner" by Countout.
DJ Hyde vs. Samuray Del Sol Samuray Del Sol defeated DJ Hyde with a Disqualification Match Notes: Hyde's actions result in yet another disqualification. Crusher comes to the ring.
Crusher: You people hate DQs and Countouts and all that crap, don't you? Yea, me too. We've had way to many lately, and it weakens HoD as a promotion. Some of you, and some of the boys, solution is to make everything NO DQ. Not happening. If people keep breaking a rule, you don't fix the problem by making it legal. Not me anyhow. I'ts not real practical to have a NO DQ rematch for every match with a DQ in it. That will happen as the situation dictates. I want to solve the problem by curing the disease. I would love to change the minds of about half the boys back there in the way they approach wrestling. Honestly, though, guys who like shortcuts spice things up. They're a necessity. I think. Can't overdo it, though. I've got an idea. Watch in a day or so on the website. I'm going to let you all in on how I'm going to fight this DQ problem.
Andy Dalton vs. Homicide Homicide defeated Andy Dalton with a Da Gringo Killa Match Notes: Homicide wins clean. As Dalton makes his way to his feet, Homicide stands over him.
Homicide: Now, Andy, say "I'm sorry."
Dalton just knelt there, looking like he might topple over again. Homicide grabbed Dalton's chin and made him look up.
Homicide: Andy, I know you're sorry about all those things you said about me. "Mopey-cide." That was just mean, Andy. Say "I'm Sorry," and all will be forgiven.
Dalton started to say something then caught Homicide with a shot to the groin. Homicide dropped to the mat.
Dalton: I meant what I said because it was true. I don't apologize for being right. It will be a cold day in Hell before I say those words to you for anything.
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