Post by EventHorizon on Apr 5, 2016 11:51:29 GMT -5
Monday Night Massacre
06.07.2088 from GWF Lunar Arena
- Comrade Terror Returns -
Our show opens with the formerly missing Comrade Terror in the ring. He addresses the GWF Universe as a chorus of boos rains down on him.Â
"You know, you people are just like that Terran wimp I used to be partnered with. You're weak. You're useless. You are a disappointment to the entire galaxy." The boos of the Lunar Arena fans, most of whom are from Earth, grow even louder.
"I'm sick to death of Terrans. Anyone born on Earth is simply not worth my time. Executioner was holding me back. I'm way too talented a wrestler to have that Terran scum dragging me down. So here's how it's going to be. Every Earth-born wrestler in this Federation is now on notice. I'm coming for you. All of you. Proteus, Actagon, Executioner, Khan. And of course my old pals, the Bomb Squad. I won't rest until all of you are kissing my boots."
"I've been spending the past two weeks looking for a partner who shares my desire to see Terrans put in their place. I haven't found one yet but I have the greatest minds on Cygnus looking for a partner for me. In the meantime, I will be going without a partner. Without such a poor wrestler holding me back, I WILL win gold in the GWF."
"And one more thing. Thantos, I will not forget what you said about me two weeks ago. Consider yourself on notice as well. Underachiever? Let's see how well you manage with Executioner dragging you down. And I'm going to prove to you that Executioner was a waste when I lay waste to him in a match tonight!"
With that, Comrade Terror throws down the microphone and walks out of the ring.
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Mesmer vs. Death Knight
Mesmer defeated Death Knight with a BLACKOUT at 2:21
Match Notes: Not much to say here. Death Knight didn't get a single move in and Mesmer was able to end it quickly with his finisher.
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Billy Jo Boxer vs. Massacre
Massacre defeated Billy Jo Boxer with a MASSACRE SLAM at 2:14
Match Notes: Billy Jo Boxer's streak comes to a quick end. It's possible he was suffering from a bit of overconfidence here as the Aethran defeated the rookie quite easily.
- Vanity speaks -
Vanity, escorted by Sweet Thing, comes down to ringside and the crowd boos again. The Creeper is nowhere to be seen. Vanity grabs a mic and addresses the crowd.Â
"First off, I must apologize for my absence last week. I know the ratings for Monday Night Massacre must have taken a hit without the presence of the Ladies Champion. But never fear, I am back and I have some news!" The fans continue to boo. Vanity plows right on. It's unclear whether he doesn't hear the boos or if he's so delusional he believes he's actually hearing cheers.Â
"I know! This is exciting is it not? Well, first off, you'll notice that the Creeper is gone. Sweet Thing wasn't really too fond of him so we've decided to get rid of him. Second, I have made an offer to an old friend of mine to team up again. Killer Queen! Come on down and join the ladies champion!"Â
Killer Queen's music hits and he joins his former partner in the ring. They shake hands, smile and raise their arms in the air. After a good deal of strutting and posing, Killer Queen takes a mic and speaks.Â
"This is a great day for the GWF. Killer Queen and Vanity, back together again!" The crowd boos again. "Look, I don't really care what this crowd thinks..."Â
Vanity interrupts. "Don't care! Just listen to these adoring fans!" The booing gets even louder. "See what I mean? They can't get enough!"Â
Queen continues. "Yeah. Anyway. We have a challenge to issue. To the champs. That's right Actagon. Proteus. We want a shot at your titles. We will expect an answer in two weeks. In the meantime, tonight we are going to be taking on the newest GWF tag team. Titan Express!"Â
The crowd cheers for the first time since Vanity and Killer Queen entered the ring as the Titans' music plays and Pit Viper and Pulsar come down to ringside.
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Titan Express vs. Killer Queen & Vanity
Vanity defeated Pulsar with a Cropper Slam at 25:21
Match Notes: Titan Express are involved in another marathon but fall short again. Again we have a number of near falls but the Titans couldn't quite get the job done against the flamboyant duo. Pit Viper contributed most of the offense for his team as Pulsar continues to struggle in the ring.
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Commander Sam vs. Bishop Hell
Bishop Hell defeated Commander Sam with a HELLFIRE at 5:59
Match Notes: A quick win for Bishop Hell over Commander Sam. After the match, Adam Blast came out to make sure Sam was OK.
Enraged by Bishop Hell's use of his illegal finisher, Blast went on the attack. In time Sam joined the attack and when it was all over, Bishop Hell had great difficulty getting himself out of the ring and back to the locker room. Though he refused a stretcher, Bishop Hell looked very woozy.
Enraged by Bishop Hell's use of his illegal finisher, Blast went on the attack. In time Sam joined the attack and when it was all over, Bishop Hell had great difficulty getting himself out of the ring and back to the locker room. Though he refused a stretcher, Bishop Hell looked very woozy.
- Viper's Pit -
"Welcome to the newest edition of Viper's Pit!" The crowd cheers loudly.Â
My guests at this time...are the Society of Death!" And the cheers switch to boos as Krakan, Ghengis Khan and Splatter walk onto the Viper's Pit stage. Mutant, hurt by Reptillo and Battering Ram last week is absent from the group.Â
Viper begins to ask Krakan a question but Krakan starts to speak before he can get the query out.Â
"You don't ask questions of the Invincible Krakan! Krakan will say whatever Krakan wishes and you will listen. That's how this works. Ram. Reptillo. With your cowardly attack on Mutant two weeks ago you have signed your own death warrants. Your associates Badger and Wolf are equally guilty. We will defeat you all. We will show no mercy. And Wolf! How dare you demand a title shot! Krakan has still not received a rematch for Krakan's title. And I will get it. I will get everything I demand! That's how this works! This is Krakan's federation! Tonight, Krakan will prove to you who deserves a shot at the title."Â
Viper addresses Splatter. "I thought you were with the Gladiators. Are you back with the SOD now?"Â
"Look, I do what I want. Wherever there are heads to be bashed in, I'll go bash them in. Brute and Massacre need me, Krakan needs me, I can help them both out. As long as it results in somebody getting bloodied, I'm in. Doesn't matter if it's for the Gladiators or for the Society of Death." Splatter stares Pit Viper dead in the eye as he makes his next statement. "It's ALWAYS good to have options Viper. Always."Â
Viper looks a bit unnerved but continues on, this time confronting Khan.Â
"Comrade Terror has put every Terran in the GWF on notice. How do you respond to that?"Â
Krakan grabs the mic from Viper and answers for Khan. "If that green piece of trash makes the mistake of going after one of Krakan's men it will be the last mistake he ever makes!" Krakan storms off the stage with Khan and Splatter.
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Battering Ram vs. Splatter
Battering Ram defeated Splatter with a BATTERING RAM at 8:13
Match Notes: No surprise here that we have a particularly violent encounter. Most of the action took place outside the ring. Splatter looked more concerned with attempting to injure Ram than winning and it showed as he eventually lost the match.
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Comrade Terror vs. Executioner
Executioner defeated Comrade Terror with a DQ after a brawl outside the ring at 1:18
Match Notes: It was quite obvious that Terror was only interested in sending a message here. He tossed Executioner out of the ring early and continually beat him with whatever he found at ringside. Chairs, the ring bell, a few monitors. The ref had no choice but to call for the bell and it took a number of officials to stop the attack.
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Wolf vs. Invincible Krakan
Invincible Krakan defeated Wolf with a FALLING FACE SLAM at 10:01
Match Notes: Krakan makes a pretty good argument that he should be the number one contender for the Galaxian Championship and not Wolf. It was a very even contest that saw Krakan eventually wear down and get the better of the wild man after a number of powerful moves culminating in a Falling Face Slam.