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PRESS CONFERENCE::
Press conference opens absent the Assassin Team Captain...GBL Official: "I have been informed that effective today, the entire Assassin team has been released, a new team has been signed and I am pleased to introduce the new Assassin Team Captain: Nes Kincade!"
Kincade comes out from the back drawing a long drag off his cigarette and flicks it at Ultramantis as he walks by...Nes: "That's right aCeHoles...Nes Kincade has returned!"
REPORTER: "Nes, what are your goals at this point in the season?"
Nes: "I've been asked to split the next four in order to close out the final two weeks."
FOLLOW UP: "Would you tell us about your team?"
Nes: "Our opener will be Blade Machismo, I will go second, then Tim Donst, Chuck Taylor, Blindside and our closer will be Eddie Kingston."
Ultramantis Black jumps on Kincade and the pair trade blows on their way down to the floor. GBL security pulls them apart, forces them back to their seats and admonishes them to stay there or face suspension...REPORTER: "Quetzal, another big win, with Lycosa now questionable for your next match is now the time to make some moves?"
Quetzal: "Lycosa is ready for our next match, but we have to ensure that we can compete for the remainder of the season."
FOLLOW UP: "Does that mean you are bringing new talent into your camp?"
Quetzal: "Yes that is correct. We've invited Miss Black, Man in Black, Frightmare, Brodie Lee and Thayne in for evaluation."
REPORTER: Tyrro, Pi made some strong comments about your team's performance after last week's match; your thoughts?"
Tyrro: "I've spoken with Pi about them and understand where he's coming from. He wants to win; he feels we have some opportunities for improvement."
FOLLOW UP: "The wire says that several invitations were issued from your camp as well for new talent."
Tyrro: "That's correct. We invited Gunnar, Y2K, The Mad One and Mr. Psycho to be evaluated."
REPORTER: "Ultramantis, your team is now 2-2. Can you turn it around again?"
Ultramantis: "I'm really sick of morons like you asking stupid questions. Of course we can turn it around! There's still six weeks of action left."
Panther Warrior: "You were right about one thing 'Mantis; I didn't win a match last week, but I didn't have to did I?"
Ultramantis: "Shut your mouth cat! Or I will shut it for you!"
Panther Warrior: "Tusk took care of you didn't he? How'd that feel?"
Ultramantis pushes away from the table; as does Panther Warrior, who is goading him to attack. Again, GBL security gets between them before another brawl can erupt...REPORTER: "Panther Warrior, is Pandamonium now the best opener in the League with his win over Scar?"
Panther Warrior: "You would think so wouldn't you? Seems like nothing on that team is worth their weight; especially their Captain."
Ultramantis: "I'm going to bury you in a very deep, dark hole and leave you there to rot! Nothing has been settled between Scar and Pandamonium! Nothing!"
Panther Warrior: "You're welcome to come try it bug boy! We'll see who is atop the standings at the end of the year!"
REPORTER: "Scud, what did your victory over the Assassins tell you about your team?"
Scud: "We've identified some weak spots in our lineup that will be addressed in the coming weeks."
FOLLOW UP: "So the talent invited to your camp this week will sure up those weak spots; are you one of them?"
Scud: "Revelation, Ripper, Olympus and Pharox have all been evaluated. Yes, I am one of those weak spots in our attack. As of this time, I am still the Captain of the Unlimited."
REPORTER: "Icarus, you're currently ranked #40 of #48 in the League; only Tyrro is below you in performance. Is your job safe at this point?"
Icarus: "No."
FOLLOW UP: "No? Would you care to elaborate on Grillz and Torn visiting your camp?"
Icarus: "No."
Ultramantis: "What part of "NO" did you not understand moron?!?"
REPORTER: "Dragonlord..."
Dragonlord: "Before you ask, yes. The Saint is #47 of #48 in performance. Yes we have brought in talent to evaluate as a possible replacement."
REPORTER: "Who was invited to your camp?"
Dragonlord: "Zeta Grey and Necro Butcher."
FOLLOW UP: "Can you beat the Armageddon?"
Dragonlord: "It's a huge task looming. We're very motivated to play the role of spoiler in this match up."