PRO WRESTLING INDEPENDENT SPIRIT
Spirit of Resistance
Excalibur Night Club
Chicago, IL
March 24, 2013
INTRO
Louden Noxious stands in the ring with Billy Corgan.
Louden: "Welcome, everyone, to Pro Wrestling Independent Spirit! Billy, thank you for hosting us tonight."
Billy: "It's my pleasure. I think PWIS and Resistance Pro share similar philosophies. We want to put on 'wrestling' shows. We're not here to sell t-shirts or to get a foot in the door in Hollywood. We're here to give the fans great action and and a good time."
Louden: "Well, lets get the action started!"
MATCH #1
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Afa Jr.
The two powerhouses had a hard fought battle which ended with Afa being pinned after a Ricola Bomb
Winner:Claudio Castagnoli
MATCH #2
Ricky Landell vs. Drake Younger
Landell's technical skill outmatched Younger from the start. Younger fought back and tried to take the action outside the ring but Landell suplexed him through a table then pinned him in the ring after a double-arm underhook suplex.
Winner: Ricky Landell
MATCH #3
Ken Doane vs. Robert Anthony
Doane instantly tears into Anthony. The Resistance Pro fans in the audience are stunned as their favorite is pummeled. Anthony tries to recuperate outside the ring a few times but Doane follows, adding to the punishment. Believing his opponent is vulnerable, Doane climbs to the top rope. Anthony kips up, tosses Doane to the mat and serves up some Taco Pizza for the win. The crowd goes crazy. Doane is despondent, grabbing the ref and questioning the count.
Louden: "Looks like Kenny has Chris Hero syndrome!"
Winner: Robert Anthony
MATCH #4
Mike Quackenbush vs. Necro Butcher
Necro tries brawling in the in ring with Quackenbush but is far too clumsy to land a blow. Quack lands a running palm strike (Louden: "Shotei!") Necro bails out of the ring and Quackenbush makes the mistake of following him. Necro bashes him all over ringside. Throwing his battered opponent back into the ring, Necro slams him to the mat with two Tiger Drivers for the win.
Winner: Necro Butcher
Intermission: Louden is walking through the club: "There's some commotion going on here in the back of the club. I'm going to check it out." He comes to a roped off area, a party atmosphere on the other side. He tries to enter but a large bouncer blocks his way. Peering around the hulking guard we can see the Heartbreak Express at a table with a group of young ladies. It's hard to miss them, as the tuxedo's they are wearing would have been out of place even thirty years ago. " Hey! Hey, guys! Can I have a word with you for a minute?" Superstar Sean looks up quizzically, peering around for the source of the interruption. Seeing Louden, he laughs' "VIP only, baby! Come back when you move out of your mom's basement!"
Louden looks at the camera, "My mom's basement is very nice I'll have you know." He addresses Superstar Sean again: "I wanted to ask you about the tag team tournament next month. Please, just a moment of your time."
Superstar Sean: "Okay, Rufus. Let him in. But if he touches any of the girls, I want you to touch his face!"
Louden: "I wanted to ask you two why you haven't officially entered yourselves in the Spirit of Cooperation Tag Team Tournament? (looks at the camera) Which occurs on April 14 in North Carolina."
Superstar Sean: "Listen daddy, after next weeks show you'll be looking at the new Heritage Tag Team Champions. Why would we bother with some Podunk curtain-jerker tournament?"
Louden: "Well, we at PWIS think this will be a great showcase for all of the top teams in wrestling to highlight their abilities."
Superstar Sean: "Well,
the top team in wrestling won't be there. We're moving up to the big time, baby! Now beat it! Rufus!"
Rufus rudely removes Louden from the VIP area to the laughter of the women present.
MATCH #5
2 Cold Scorpio vs. Chris Hero
Scorpio comes out with a flurry of kicks and suplexes. Hero cannot recover from the onslaught and is put down with a sitout powerbomb. Scorpio circles the ring high-fiving the fans while Hero sits stunned on the mat.
Louden: " I guess Hero hasn't shaken his losing streak after all."
Winner: 2 Cold Scorpio
MAIN EVENT
Colt Cabana vs. Bryan Danielson
The crowd is buzzing with anticipation for the main event; the winner will be left sitting alone at the top of the PWIS rankings. Danielson enters first with a warm reaction from the crowd. This is outshined, however, when local boy Cabana comes to the ring. The competitors shake hands with good sportsmanship and the contest begins.
Colt starts strong, whipping Danielson around the ring and using his size to knock Danielson to the mat. Danielson fights back forcing Colt to leave the ring to escape a brutal series of kicks. Danielson launches himself from the top rope, suicide diving into the crowd, knocking Colt senseless and almost unable to meet the refs count outside the ring. Colt turns the match around when Danielson misses an elbow from the top rope. It's Danielson's turn to take refuge outside the ring and when Colt follows, Danielson gives him a back superplex through a table from the apron. Despite their bias, the crowd goes crazy. Back inside the ring, a weakened Cabana gets trapped in a LeBell Lock. Just as it looks like he might escape it, Danielson rolls it over into a Guillotine Choke. Colt holds out for a while but the end is near. Danielson releases the hold, climbs to the top rope, and delivers a flying elbow drop to a barely conscious Cabana and gets the pin. The two shake hands after Cabana is able to gather his wits and the crowd gives them a standing ovation.
Winner: Bryan Danielson
AFTERMATH
Outside Chris Hero's dressing room
Claudio is pounding on the door and trying the handle unsuccessfully. "Come on, Chris. Open up."
He stands there a moment, shakes his head, sighs, and walks away.
Colt Cabana's dressing room
Cold sits back against the wall, exhausted and hurting.
Scorpio: "Good match out there Colt. You put up a hell of a fight."
Colt: "I guess it just wasn't enough. I don't know..."
Scorpio: "Hey. Don't get down on yourself. Besides we have a tag team tournament to win. Waddaya say?"
Colt: "Okay Scorpio. I'm with you brother."