Post by mwjergs on Feb 18, 2013 12:12:18 GMT -5
R.O.H. NEWSWIRE 2/14/13
*Thanks Crimson
(Joey Styles stands at ringside.)
JS: Hello fans, I'm Joey Styles and I'm here with another R.O.H. update for the next huge card called "Losing My Insanity" in Cincinnati. You've already heard about the incredible 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Match between S.C.U.M. against the Briscoes, Jay Lethal, and Rhett Titus. I have three more matches to share with you that have been signed for that great card.
First, due to his victory at "Beyond Good and Evil" El Generico gets his Television title shot against "The Prodigy" Mike Bennett. This will be Bennett's first title defense since winning the belt from Adam Cole and no doubt his support team of Maria and "Brutal" Bob Evans will want to play a part in the outcome.
Second, the R.O.H. Top Prospects tournament continues with another First Round match. From Chikara the incredibly exciting and barely understandable ball of kinetic energy Frightmare matches up with another Independent mainstay Shane Hollister.
And last but not least before I announce the final match for this update I've been asked to give up the microphone to one..Truth Martini.
TM: Thank you, thank you the pleasure is all yours Styles. (rips mic away from Styles)
Now ladies and gentleman I'm sure you're wondering where I've been over the past few months. I took a little time off. I went down to the beaches in Miami and started to plot the return of the House of Truth. Bigger and Badder than ever. But before I talk about that I feel the need to address something.
At the last R.O.H. card Michael Elgin was viciously and brutally beaten up by a rather larger man in a mask. There have been many that have speculated that I was the man behind that attack and I am here to say that I am totally innocent. I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Although I will admit that I'd love to shake that large man's hand because Elgin I hold you personally responsible for the collapse of the House of Truth. You turned Roderick Strong against me. Roddy has achieved everything you can here in Ring of Honor while you've done absolutely nothing. Nothing. And mark my words I will get my revenge very soon you big idiot.
Now Styles I told you that I was rebuilding the House of Truth and I'd like to make an announcement right here about my newest acquisitions. May I present the next R.O.H. Tag Team champions - Matt and Nick Jackson - The Young Bucks!
(The Young Bucks join Martini on screen.)
TM: Gentlemen, gentlemen so glad you could join us now tell the peons out there what's going to happen at "Losing My Insanity" when you face Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin - the supposed World's Greatest tag team.
MJ: Well first off Truth has anyone even seen Shelton Benjamin? Is even still in Ring of Honor? The Internet was buzzing about how he was moving on to Connecticut and that old angry Charlie was getting left behind. So we'll see if these guys even show up in Ohio.
NJ: But if they do we'll have no problem showing to them and the world that this is a young man's game. The Young Bucks are THE most talented team not only in R.O.H. but anywhere on the planet. So if they do show up, they'll wish they hadn't.
TM: (Tosses mic back to Styles.) We're out four-eyes.
JS: (rolls eyes) Thank you ladies and gentlemen. More updates when we get them for you.
February 24, 2013
Cincinnati, Ohio
"Losing My Insanity"
-Eight Man Elimination Tag Team Match-
S.C.U.M. (Kevin Steen, Jimmy Jacobs, Steve Corino & Rhino) vs. Jay Lethal, Rhett Titus, & Mark & Jay Briscoe
-R.O.H. Television Title Match-
"The Prodigy" Mike Bennett (c) (w/Maria Kanellis & "Brutal Bob") vs. El Generico
The Young Bucks (w/Truth Martini) vs. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin
-Top Prospects Match-
Frightmare vs. Shane Hollister
*Thanks Crimson
(Joey Styles stands at ringside.)
JS: Hello fans, I'm Joey Styles and I'm here with another R.O.H. update for the next huge card called "Losing My Insanity" in Cincinnati. You've already heard about the incredible 8-Man Elimination Tag Team Match between S.C.U.M. against the Briscoes, Jay Lethal, and Rhett Titus. I have three more matches to share with you that have been signed for that great card.
First, due to his victory at "Beyond Good and Evil" El Generico gets his Television title shot against "The Prodigy" Mike Bennett. This will be Bennett's first title defense since winning the belt from Adam Cole and no doubt his support team of Maria and "Brutal" Bob Evans will want to play a part in the outcome.
Second, the R.O.H. Top Prospects tournament continues with another First Round match. From Chikara the incredibly exciting and barely understandable ball of kinetic energy Frightmare matches up with another Independent mainstay Shane Hollister.
And last but not least before I announce the final match for this update I've been asked to give up the microphone to one..Truth Martini.
TM: Thank you, thank you the pleasure is all yours Styles. (rips mic away from Styles)
Now ladies and gentleman I'm sure you're wondering where I've been over the past few months. I took a little time off. I went down to the beaches in Miami and started to plot the return of the House of Truth. Bigger and Badder than ever. But before I talk about that I feel the need to address something.
At the last R.O.H. card Michael Elgin was viciously and brutally beaten up by a rather larger man in a mask. There have been many that have speculated that I was the man behind that attack and I am here to say that I am totally innocent. I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Although I will admit that I'd love to shake that large man's hand because Elgin I hold you personally responsible for the collapse of the House of Truth. You turned Roderick Strong against me. Roddy has achieved everything you can here in Ring of Honor while you've done absolutely nothing. Nothing. And mark my words I will get my revenge very soon you big idiot.
Now Styles I told you that I was rebuilding the House of Truth and I'd like to make an announcement right here about my newest acquisitions. May I present the next R.O.H. Tag Team champions - Matt and Nick Jackson - The Young Bucks!
(The Young Bucks join Martini on screen.)
TM: Gentlemen, gentlemen so glad you could join us now tell the peons out there what's going to happen at "Losing My Insanity" when you face Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin - the supposed World's Greatest tag team.
MJ: Well first off Truth has anyone even seen Shelton Benjamin? Is even still in Ring of Honor? The Internet was buzzing about how he was moving on to Connecticut and that old angry Charlie was getting left behind. So we'll see if these guys even show up in Ohio.
NJ: But if they do we'll have no problem showing to them and the world that this is a young man's game. The Young Bucks are THE most talented team not only in R.O.H. but anywhere on the planet. So if they do show up, they'll wish they hadn't.
TM: (Tosses mic back to Styles.) We're out four-eyes.
JS: (rolls eyes) Thank you ladies and gentlemen. More updates when we get them for you.
February 24, 2013
Cincinnati, Ohio
"Losing My Insanity"
-Eight Man Elimination Tag Team Match-
S.C.U.M. (Kevin Steen, Jimmy Jacobs, Steve Corino & Rhino) vs. Jay Lethal, Rhett Titus, & Mark & Jay Briscoe
-R.O.H. Television Title Match-
"The Prodigy" Mike Bennett (c) (w/Maria Kanellis & "Brutal Bob") vs. El Generico
The Young Bucks (w/Truth Martini) vs. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin
-Top Prospects Match-
Frightmare vs. Shane Hollister