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Card 41: April, Week 1

Pinkie Sanchez vs. Bryan Danielson: Danielson struggled early but got a submission win to the Cattle Mutilation!

Colt Cabana vs. Archibald Peck with Veronica: Cabana totally dominated. Archibald Peck repeatedly escaped the Billy Goat’s Curse but fell to the COLT.45!

Tag Team Match
Team FIST vs. The Throwbacks: The new Team FIST debuting here. Icarus has been pursuing a singles career so Gargano and Taylor are now representing FIST in the Tag Team Division. The Throwbacks would like to stay in Title Contention. We’re told Chikara is implementing a 3 Point system to determine Tag Team Contenders, teams must win 3 straight matches in order to challenge for the Titles. The Throwbacks were using double team moves to their advantage the whole match, but Hatfield got caught in a Cross Crab and Taylor made him submit!

Daizee Haze vs. Jigsaw: A fast, back and forth match. Jigsaw picked up the win with a JIG ‘N’ TONIC!

Johnny Saint vs. Kobald: Saint surprised everyone with a flying splash from the top for the win!

Tag Team Match
Incoherence vs. The Colony: By the new rules, if The Colony win here tonight they will have 3 points and can challenge for the Campeonatos de Parejas! Hallowicked never made it into the match. A battered Frightmare took the TKO, BEACH BREAK, Burning Hammer, and reverse TKO, before surprising Fire Ant with a sunset flip for a fast pinfall! Incoherence has 2 points, and The Colony loses all their points. But ever one shakes hands after the fall.

Larry Sweeny vs. Delirious: Delirious immediately hit the BIZZARO DRIVER followed by the PRAYING MANTIS BOMB for the win!

Main Event: Number One Contender’s Match
El Generico vs. Brodie Lee: Generico immediately hit a slingshot cross body then the BRAINBUSTAAAHHH!!! for a near fall. Brodie retaliated with a pair of BIG BOOTS and then took it to the floor where he was foolishly disqualified for putting Generico into the steps. Generico will challenge Sara Del Rey for the Grand Championship in 3 weeks!

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UltraMantis Black Update

UltraMantis Black is standing with the members of the Batiri.

UMB: You have not won a single tag team match. I brought you in to help fight the BDK, and you’ve not been so successful. Kobold, you stunned everyone with a win over Bryan Danielson! But we don’t just need to defeat fellow Technicos. You need to redouble your efforts. I am returning to action in two weeks, and then we really take the war to Delirious and the BDK!

Card 42: April, Week 2

All The BDK Champions will see non-title action tonight! Plus Incoherence goes for their third point against Team FIST!

Green Ant vs. Pinkie Sanchez: The war between these two seems to never end. They have faced off several times in the last year. Green Ant dominated the match with submissions and ground holds, but Pinkie started using hip attacks and got the pin after a springboard version.

Bryan Danielson vs. Tim Donst: This match should be a technical masterpiece. Both men are known for their great ground game. Donst is the Chikara home grown talent, but Danielson is the crowd’s favorite. Donst almost immediately hits a STO for a 2 count. Donst then dominated with most of his big moves until Danielson came back with a Yakuza Kick! Donst escaped the CATTLE MUTILATION but was then trapped in the TRIANGLE CHOKE and had to tap out!

Tag Team Non-Title Match
Los Ice Creams vs. Claudio Castagnoli and Ares [C]: Two rudo teams clash here. Los Ice Creams are winless in tag team action, but they have to face the Champions tonight. El Hijo Del Ice Cream nearly pins Ares after a flying reverse elbow almost immediately. He gets another 2 count with a COLD STONE STUNNER before tagging in his brother. Ares makes a desperate tag to Claudio after taking a Jack & Jill Hammer. Claudio starts his power attack and gets a 2 count to the RICOLA BOMB! Claudio continued to brutalize Jr. and even took to the air. Jr. kicked out of a second RICOLA BOMB, but not a third. A dominant display by Claudio Castagnoli.

Colt Cabana vs. Tursas: A big challenge for Cabana. Tursas was the dominate force of season one. His record is somewhat tarnished now, but he’s still a force to be reckoned with. Tursas escaped the Billy Goat’s Curse and COLT .45 before the match went to the floor. It was all Colt until Tursas put him into the steps and the referee called for the disqualification. Cabana beats Tursas, but not how he wanted to.

Jigsaw vs. Icarus: A good back and forth match. Icarus won with the BLU-RAY!

Tag Team Match
Incoherence vs. Team FIST: Big implications in this match. FIST would be at 2 points if they win this, but Incoherence would be at 3 points and would be able to challenge for the Titles at any time. Gargano starts strong against Frightmare but sends hit to the floor and eats a running boot to the face from Hallowicked before he could realize it. HEADLESS HORCEMAN connects and Incoherence win the match and 3 points!

Delirious vs. Johnny Saint: A quick win for Delirious with the BIZZARO DRIVER!

Main Event: Non-Title Match
Eddie Kingston vs. Sara Del Rey: Kingston took a brutal beating from the Champion and was left bloody after a vicious brawl on the floor. But he rallied and a third BACKFIST TO THE FUTURE scored him the non-title win over Sara Del Rey! Kingston made the sign of the Title after his victory. This has to put Kingston in Title contention.

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Card 43: April, Week 3

Next week we will have a match for the Grand Championship: El Generico vs. Sara Del Rey. Sara took a crushing loss to Chikara Fan Favorite “The War King” Eddie Kingston. Kingston has been battling hard to get back into Title contention as of late, and last week’s win went a long way to get him there. Tonight he battles Brodie Lee to try and cement his spot. Sara will be in Tag Team action with Daizee against Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw. And before his big opportunity next week, El Generico must battle his old enemy Delirious tonight. All this and Colt Cabana takes on Tursas in a rematch from last week’s DQ finish, as well as the return of UltraMantis Black!

UltraMantis Black vs. El Hijo Del Ice Cream: Ice Cream managed a long stretch of domination before Mantis rallied. He hits the PRAYING MANTIS BOMB and was going for the pin when the Dark Army stormed the ring. What’s going on? The Dark Army is attacking Mantis! They hit the double backdrop into the backcracker! They are destroying Mantis. And here comes Incoherence to chase The Dark Army away. There’s someone in the entry way calling to the Dark Army. It’s… It’s the Dark Menace! The Dark Menace is here in Chikara! Mantis will win by disqualification, but is going on here?

Pinkie Sanchez vs. Soldier Ant: Soldier Ant destroys Pinkie. Pinkie kicked out of a TKO but managed no offence. Finally Soldier went up and missed a top rope dive and Pinkie jumped on him for the 3 count. Pinkie has beaten 2 of the Colony in a row!

Tag Team Match
Sara Del Rey & Daizee Haze vs. Quack ‘N’ Jig: After Daizee and Jigsaw went to the floor Sara Dominated Quack. Out of nowhere Quack locked on the Chikara Special and Sara quickly tapped out! Everyone was stunned; Sara has been beaten two weeks in a row now. Quackenbush has made the Grand Champion submit!

Two out of Three Falls Match
Tursas vs. Colt Cabana: First Fall: Cabana destroyed Tursas but could not keep him down. A bloody Tursas mounted a small comeback before being disqualified for shoving the referee.

Second Fall: A more even back and forth fall that ended when Tursas hit the DIVING CROSS BODY for the pin!

Third Fall: Tursas started strong but took a COLT .45 and Colt got the pin and the match! Colt has conquered the great Tursas!

Eddie Kingston vs. Brodie Lee: Kingston managed no offense as Brodie hit repeated BIG BOOTS and a few Brodie Bombs for the win. Kingston can’t cut a break!

El Generico vs. Delirious: Delirious dominated and used the BIZZARO DRIVER to hang a loss on the number one contender! Here comes Sara! She and Delirious are attacking Generico. Sara has been giving some valiant performances; we almost forgot she is BDK scum! LaBelle lock by Sara as Delirious sets up a table. What are they going to do? Double power bomb through the table! Sara is trying to get out of her Title match and she just might have done it. El Generico is hurt for 5 cards.

Main Event: Campeonatos de Parejas Match
Incoherance vs. Claudio Castagnoli & Ares [C]: Our second 2 out of 3 falls match of the night. Such a big night here in Chikara.

First Fall: A wild fall that saw Incoherence do some crazy flying to stay in control. Ares was pinned after a HEADLESS HORSEMAN!

Second Fall: No clear dominant side, but Hallowicked fell after 3 RICOLA BOMBS!

Third Fall: Ares took the GO 2 SLEEPY HOLLOW, followed by the GRAVEYARD SMASH, followed by the HEADLESS HORSEMAN to fall for 3 and lose the match Incoherence become the first non-BDK Champions in Chikara history! New Campeonatos de Parejas! What will happen with the Grand Championship next week?

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Sara Del Rey Update

“Oh, Sara got pinned by Kingston,” they say. “Sara tapped out to Quack,” they say. Those matches were meaningless. Why would I risk permanent injury locked in the Chikara Special when I have a title defense coming up? It was a tag match. Do I look like I’m chasing the Campeonatos de Parejas? All that matters is this Grand Championship. And as far as El Generico is concerned, he should have followed the same advice. It’s not my fault he fell threw a table and is now hurt. Chikarason, are you going to give me some competition? I’m happy to hold this Belt a little longer.

Leonard F Chickarason Update

Folks, I’m faced with a dilemma for next week’s Chikara event. El Generico was supposed to challenge for the Grand Championship, but due to the attack by Sara Del Rey and Delirious, he will be unable to compete for some time. But Sara must defend the Championship. So after some careful consideration, I have decided to do the following. El Generico earned a shot at the Championship, and he will get it when he returns. But for Sara’s April Title Defense, she will defend against a number one contender to be determined at the start of next week’s show. Two random wrestlers from the top 20 have been chosen to face each other, and the winner will face Sara later that night for the Grand Championship. I feel this is fair, as Sara will not be suspended but neither will she know who she is to defend against with any time to prepare. That is my ruling.

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Card 44: April, Week 4

Number One Contender’s Match
Ophidian vs. Bryan Danielson: So here we go/ Ophidian and Bryan Danielson were randomly drawn to compete for the right to challenge Sara Del Rey for the Grand Championship tonight in the wake of El Generico’s injury. Both men escaped each other’s finishing moves and tried winning the match with surprise role ups. A small package out of nowhere got Danielson the win.

Brodie Lee vs. Mike Quackenbush: Brodie brutalized Quack and got the win after throwing him into the ring steps. Quack seems to never be able to get the one up on Brodie Lee.

Colt Cabana vs. Ares: Ares managed quite a bit of offence but fell to the Eat Defeat!

Delirious vs. Eddie Kingston: A fast win for Kingston with the BACKFIST TO THE FUTURE!

Pinkie Sanchez vs. Amasis: Sanchez dominated, but couldn’t keep Amasis down. A third EGYPTIAN CONNIPTION ended Pinkie’s winning streak!

Tag Team Match
The Colony vs. Team FIST: All out tag team warfare that saw all 4 men shine and dominant for stretches. The match was fast with frequent tags and at one point turned into a 4 man brawl. Finally, Taylor hit the OMEGA DRIVER on Soldier Ant for the win!

Trios Match
The Dark Army with The Dark Menace vs. The Spectral Envoy: A wild trios match! Obariyon never made it into the match, but Kodama was triple teamed and pinned by UltraMantis Black after a PRAYING MANTIS BOMB! Obariyon instantly attacked Mantis and he and Kobald used a vicious double slothesline to put him down. UltraMantis Black is hurt for two cards.

Main Event: Grand Championship Match
Bryan Danielson vs. Sara Del Rey [C]: Bryan came out on fire with a Yakuza Kick that got him a long 2 count. He brutalized Sara with the CATTLE MUTILATION and the TRIANGLE CHOKE but she escaped. He then went to the top and Sara sprang up and slammed him down. A ROYAL BUTTERFLY and it was over just like that! Sara retains against strong surprise competition! Sara Del Rey remains Grand Champion!

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Event Center

As El Generico will be hurt through the month of May, he will be the number one contender in June. So we are going to start May off with a special 3 hour event. In the main event of the show Colt Cabana and Brodie Lee will battle for May’s Number One Contender spot. The loaded card will also see Claudio return to singles action, Team FIST vs. The Throwbacks, and Quack ‘N’ Jig take on the Batiri.

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Card 45: May, Week 1

Ares vs. Soldier Ant: Soldier survived the TIGER DRIVER and won after a suicide dive!

Tim Donst vs. Larry Sweeny: A back and forth match that went to a Double DQ when both men wouldn’t break up a brawl on the floor!

Claudio Castagnoli vs. Hallowicked: Claudio returns to singles action after months, and against one half of the team that took his Tag Team Championship! Hallowicked had no offense and after being brutalized was sent to the floor. Claudio posed in the ring as Wicked was counted out.

Delirious vs. Fire Ant: It took 3 BIZZARO DRIVERS to get the win, but Delirious seemed to be toying with Fire Ant the whole match.

Pinkie Sanchez vs. Ophidian: Sanchez completely dominated the match. Then he threw Ophidian to the floor, but Ophidian skinned the snake and came back in with a DEATH GRIP on a surprised Pinkie who quickly passed out!

Tag Team Match
Team FIST vs. The Throwbacks: It’s been a while since we’ve seen the Throwbacks. They marked their return with 2 GRANDSLAM DUNKS on Taylor for an easy win!

Ice Cream Jr. vs. Bryan Danielson: Ice Cream Jr. did not go easily. Despite referee warnings he repeatedly hit the Sprinkle Bomb on Danielson, who struggled to stay ahead of the match with decisions. Finally Junior tapped out to the CATTLE MUTILATION!

Eddie Kingston vs. Icarus: Icarus pulled off a major upset by dominating Kingston and then winning with a sunset flip!

Tag Team Match
Quack ‘N’ Jig vs. The Batiri with the Dark Menace: Quack ‘N’ Jig started strong, but Obariyon hit an Air Raid Crash on Quack out of nowhere for The Batiri’s first tag team win!

Amasis vs. Frightmare: Amasis easily beat one half of the Campeonatos de Parejas with a 450 splash. Both men shook hands afterwards.

Main Event: Number One Contenders Match
Colt Cabana vs. Brodie Lee: Brodie completely dominated and won after throwing Colt to the steps. “Big Rig” Brodie Lee is finally going to get his shot at the Grand Championship!

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Update

Mike Quackenbush and Jigsaw stand near a park fountain late at night. Both are in street clothes, but Jigsaw of course still wears his mask.

Jigsaw: Are you sure we are doing the right thing, Quack?

Mike Quackenbush: For now I can’t think of any other options, old chum. We’ll just have to see how it goes.

A man in a long coat with his face obscured by a large brimmed hat walks up to just outside the light from the fountain. Not even his eyes are visible. He speaks with an obviously altered voice.

Man: I told you to come alone, Quackenbush.

Quack: Jigsaw is my most trusted ally; if he can’t stay the deal is off.

Man: Very well. You seek the destruction of the BDK. I have learned much since our last meeting. The BDK is technically led by Ares. He brought them together and formulated the plan that saw them take Chikara by storm. But he is somewhat of a figurehead. The real power in the BDK was with Claudio Castagnoli. He dominated the competition in Chikara and captured both Championships. But his inability to hold onto those Championships has some in the BDK doubting him now. In his place, some now look to Sara, as she has also dominated and held on to the Grand Championship much better than Claudio did.

Jig: So Ares is out? I mean, there’s no one siding with him?

Man: Not exactly. Since losing the Campeonatos de Parejas Ares has redoubled his research into the Eye of Tyr. He has more control over Delirious now. Delirious is his back up if things should go wrong in the BDK. Notice his recent winning streak. The Eye of Tyr is the key, it always has been. You must get UltraMantis Black to take the Eye of Tyr back from Ares. You must free Delirious. Then you can take the BDK apart piece by piece.

Jig: Mantis is worried about the Batiri right now.

Quack: Yes, what about the Batiri. That wasn’t part of the plan.

Man: The Batiri will serve to give you and the BDK a common enemy. An injured Castagnoli or Del Rey will be easier prey for you. Its unfortunate Mantis was injured by their hands, but he is flush with a victory over them. He can move on to Ares again. You must have Leonard Chikarason make a match with the Eye of Tyr on the line. From there, the goal is Sara. She can remain Grand Champion, or she can remain part of the BDK. You must fix one situation or the other.

Quack: Well, she’ll be lucky to get past Brodie Lee. He may be a rudo but at least he’s unaffiliated. If Sara drops the Grand Championship I assume those in the BDK who support her will lose faith.

Man: Don’t be hasty, Quackenbush. She could be a powerful ally if you play the situation correctly. If you simply seek her defeat Brodie Lee may get the job done, but look to Eddie Kingston if Lee fails. Kingston is your Ace in the Hole. He can beat her at any time if he stays healthy. But oh, the BDK have given him many reasons to hate them. Focus his rage. Once you achieve these goals, a unified Chikara locker room can topple a demoralized BDK.

Jig: He makes it sound so easy.

Quack: It has to be done. There is new young talent set to debut. I owe it to every technico and rudo I train to have a safe place to compete. We’ve let the BDK run rampant for too long. We need them gone by season’s end.

Man: One more thing, Quackenbush. I feel you are cheating by bringing in Ring of Honor talent to aid you. Danielson, Cabana, and Generico were never part of the grand scheme of things.

Quack: You call it cheating; I call it tipping the balance of power. I’d bring in NWA World Champion Adam Pearce if I thought it would help.

Man: Very well. But your actions will have consequences. For now, get Chikarason to make the matches. Sara must be dethroned or recruited. Ares must lose the Eye of Tyr.
Quack: About that. I can talk with Chikarason, but he is the Director of Fun and he doesn’t answer to me. I don’t make the matches in Chikara.

Man: Lean on him if you must. I can arrange for him to be replaced, if that’s what it takes.

Jig: Is that a threat?

Man: It is a fact. Remember I said so.

The man steps back into the shadows and seems to disappear. Quack ‘N’ Jig stand stunned.

Jig: Can we trust him, Quack?

Quack: Old friend, we don’t even know who he is. But what choice do we have?

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Chikara Event Center

Gavin Loudspeaker: Folks, we are bringing you something very special at our next event. The Main Event will feature Team FIST in Trios action against the Spectral Envoy, with UltraMantis Black returning from injury one week before Doctor’s orders. But that is not all. Chikara is pleased to bring you the Chikara debut of young Gregory Iron. Let’s hear from Gregory in his own words.

Gregory Iron Video: Hello, fans, I’m Gregory Iron. Some call me the Handicapped Hero. I don’t let life get me down. Some people say I’ve overcome a lot, some say I don’t belong in a wrestling ring; but I love Professional Wrestling. I’ve come to Chikara because I’d like to help defeat the BDK. They ruin Wrestling for people who love it. But my first match will be against Kobald next week. Those Batiri demons are causing problems for my heroes in Chikara as well, so I’ll be happy to take Kobald on.

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Card 46: May, Week 2

Gregory Iron vs. Kobald with The Dark Menace: A stunning debut for Gregory Iron. Both men dominated stretches of the match until Kobald tapped out to the crippled crossface!

Ophidian vs. Claudio Castagnoli: Ophidian has been very dominant as of late, and even has a win over Tursas. But Claudio has refocused on singles wrestling and is looking for a win. Ophidian managed to lock Claudio in the DEATH GRIP but Claudio escaped. Ophidian kicked out of two straight RICOLA BOMBS but was then thrown to the floor and could not answer the count to return to the ring on time.

Tag Team Match
Sara Del Rey & Daizee Haze vs. The Colony: Daizee survived both Ants’ solo finishers and the ANTS GO ARCHING before going to the floor and bringing Sara in. Sara quickly beat Fire Ant with a ROYAL BUTTERFLY!

Tim Donst vs. Larry Sweeny: Larry Sweeny chased BDK ring announcer Jakob Hammermeier from the ring before he could announce Donst. Gavin Loudspeaker did the announcing for Donst, but Jakob came back to ringside and stayed in the BDK corner. The match was amazingly even with both men having counters for everything the other did. Finally Donst hit the SDT for the win. After the match ends Jakob went on the attack on Sweeney and Donst soon joined in. But Bryan Danielson and Colt Cabana hit the ring for the save. Jakob was immediately taken out, and Danielson, Cabana, and Sweeney began a triple attack on Donst. Things soon got out of hand when Danielson backdrop superplexed Donst through a table. Donst then took all three men’s finishing moves to the crowd’s delight. But Leonard F Chikarason came down from the commentation station to put a halt to things. Tim Donst had to be stretchered from ringside. Chikarason has a mic.

Chikarason: I’m sorry… I’m sorry guys. I know the BDK have been doing these same kinds of attacks but we can’t have this. I’m sorry… you’re all suspended for 5 cards. We have to have some order around here.

Bryan Danielson, Colt Cabana, and Larry Sweeney are all suspended for 5 cards. Tim Donst is injured for 10 cards.

Delirious vs. Green Ant: This match was supposed to feature Bryan Danielson but Leonard Chikarason put in Green Ant as a replacement due to the suspensions he just handed out. Green Ant held his own for most of the match, but a third PRAYING MANTIS BOMB put him down for the count.

Tag Team Match
The Throwbacks vs. The Batiri with The Dark Menace: The Batiri dominated and Sugar was pinned after a corner cannonball dropkick by Kodama!

Brodie Lee vs. Amasis: Amasis looked poised to knock off the number one contender, and had him in trouble much of the match. Brodie Lee came back with a BIG BOOT and a Black Hole Slam to put Amasis down for three and keep his dominance alive! Brodie lee gets his 25th win and becomes now has the most wins of anyone in Chikara.

Before the Main Event Jigsaw came to the commentation station and was trying to talk to Leonard Chikarason. Chikarason called for the interruption to be stopped but Jigsaw was clearly heard to say, “You’re in danger, you have to listen.”

Main Event Trios Match
Team Fist vs. The Spectral Envoy: UltraMantis hit a PRAYING MANTIS BOMB on Gargano for the win!