RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-1

This is the first wrestling show for Rings of Saturn Wrestling since merging with Interstellar Independent Wrestling. My plan is to have 5 shows per game-month cycle, including one pay per holo-view. So far, I've only got names for two pay per holo-views: TITAN RISING, which will occur in the third game-month, and the Orion Sports and Entertainment Promotions' joint-promotional pay per holo-view BATTLE-BALOO, which will occur in the 6th game month. I could use some good suggestions for pay per holo-view names. In the meantime, the first ROS show featured a 16-man tournament to crown a new Rings of Saturn Wrestling Heavyweight champion.

ROUND 1:

• The "Sioux Warrior" Bison defeated former original Rings of Saturn Wrestling Heavyweight champion Ace Endehole (with his wife Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) by disqualification when Ace repeatedly slammed Bison onto the announcer's table.
• Moby Dirke (who was brought over from the original ROS Wrestling promotion) used the HEART OF HELL (a heart punch) to pin former Butler High School history teachers' aide Herman Glop (with his wife Zelda Glop at ringside).
• "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Lord Alain Windsor.
• Euphoria defeated the alleged Middle Eastern terrorist Sheik Khalid Sirhan by count out.
• Former IIW Heavyweight champion Physiquiel used the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS to pin Sensational Sonny Owens in what was voted by the fans to be the "Match of the Night".
• Harvard Law School alumnus Harvard Yale defeated the former hover-ambulance chasing shyster lawyer Dewie Cheatham (with his manager from the Hatchaskeemie Native American tribal nation Howe at ringside) by disqualification when the referee caught Dewie ALWAYS CHEATing by hitting Yale with a set of BRASS KNUCKLES.
• Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX to pin Hunter O'Ryan.
• Taurus defeated Slojynn Fez by disqualification after Fez repeatedly smashed a chair over Taurus' head outside the ring repeatedly.

ROUND 2:

• Moby Dirke used a power slam to pin Bison.
• Hiram Volte used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Euphoria.
• Harvard Yale used one of his signature moves, the Ivy League, to pin Physiquiel.
• Gamma Ray defeated Taurus by disqualification when Taurus repeatedly smashed a chair over Gamma Ray's back outside the ring repeatedly.

SEMI-FINAL ROUND:

• Hiram Volte defeated Moby Dirke by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• Harvard Yale used the LAW REVIEW to pin Gamma Ray.

[Winterbound]

I like seeing someone use Gamma Ray. Great matches I'll have to keep track of your Fed.

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Aug 6, 2013 20:28:08 GMT -5 Winterbound said:

I like seeing someone use Gamma Ray. Great matches I'll have to keep track of your Fed.

I figured it would be a great way to help play-test your character stats.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-2

Today's show featured a 16-woman tournament to crown a new ROS Women's champion.

ROUND 1:

• Bootylicious Bertha used the BOOTY BOMB to pin former original ROS Women's champion Pandora.
• "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson (allegedly a direct descendant of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) used one of her ancestor's finishing moves, the ROCK BOTTOM to pin Destine.
• Ms. Fitt (with her husband and former IIW Heavyweight champion Physiquiel at ringside) used the BOW-PLEX to pin former 'NUFF'S ENOUGH member Tuffy Nuff.
• Penny Candy used the Tummy Ache (an abdominal stretch) to make Pinfalls In Paradise (a developmental territory for the now defunct Heavenly Wrestling Association) Women's champion Fey Linn to submit.
• Lady Contessa Windsor used the ROYAL PAIN to make former LOS TAMALES CALIENTE member Holly Pena submit.
• Anna Falaxis used a spear to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer. (Rosanne will also be ranked in the men's division, serving as a 'tweener until I can create a suitable feuding opponent for him/her.)
• "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah defeated Plain Jane White by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole defeated former BFF member Donna Trump by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.

ROUND 2:

• Rockelle Johnson used one of her ancestor's signature moves, the Sharpshooter to make Bootylicious Bertha submit.
• Ms. Fitt used the BOW-PLEX to pin Penny Candy.
• Lady Contessa Windsor used the ROYAL PAIN to make Anna Falaxis submit.
• Demiah used the WORMWOOD DRIVER to pin Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole.

SEMI-FINAL ROUND:

• Rockelle Johnson used the other finisher made famous by her ancestor, the PEOPLE'S ELBOW to pin Ms. Fitt.
• Demiah defeated Lady Contessa Windsor by disqualification after Contessa repeatedly slammed "The Devil's Daughter" onto the announcer's table.

FINAL ROUND - TITAN DEATH RULES: Rockelle Johnson would've made her ancestors proud as she captured the Rings of Saturn Wrestling Women's championship by making Demiah submit to the Sharpshooter.

The next show, Card #2128-3, features an 8-team tournament to crown the Rings of Saturn Wrestling Tag Team champions. Due to the fact that I still don't have the SK8-R PUNKS and the DESPERADOS ready to go, I have taken the liberty of bringing back two OS-EP alumni teams, WALL STREET (EZ Come & EZ Go) and SNAKE OIL (Flim & Flam) to fill out the remaining spots in the tournament.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
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OPENING MATCH: The "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer used the FIVE SISTERS to pin the exiled superhero wannabe from Megalopolis City, Super-Duper Man.

RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT - ROUND ONE:

• The BIRDS OF PREY (Peregrine & Vulture) defeated the SKYE-SCRAPERS (Rex & Lex Skye) when Vulture PICKed THE BONES of Rex Skye for the pinfall victory.
• SNAKE OIL (Flim & Flam) defeated the TNT BOYZ when Flim used the BILL OF GOODS to pin Tracey.
• The ANNIHILATORS (Pthalos & Krogon) defeated the 18 WHEELERS (Ken Wurth & Peter Bilt) when Krogon used the FRANKEN-KROGON to pin Ken Wurth.
• ROAD-RAYGE (Roadkill & Rayge) defeated WALL STREET (EZ Come & EZ Go) by disqualification when EZ Go attempted to repeatedly slam Rayge onto the announcer's table.

Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole used the HAPPY ACCIDENT to pin former Pride and Honor Fighting Women's mixed martial arts champion and former original Rings of Saturn Wrestling Women's champion Pandora.

RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT - SEMI-FINAL ROUND:

• The ANNIHILATORS defeated SNAKE OIL by disqualification when Flim used the Tarantula on Krogon.
• In a battle of former Interstellar Independent Wrestling Tag Team champions vs. former original Rings of Saturn Wrestling Tag Team champions, ROAD-RAYGE defeated the BIRDS OF PREY when Rayge used the FURIOUS ANGER to pin Peregrine.

Slojynn Fez used the HIMALAYAN HANGOVER to pin Sheik Khalid Sirhan.

RINGS OF SATURN TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT - TITAN DEATH FINALS:

ROAD-RAYGE defeated the ANNIHILATORS to become the Rings of Saturn Wrestling Tag Team champions when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Krogon.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
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• SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. PANDORA: Sarah defeated Pandora by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• HARVARD YALE vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Lord Alain used the UNION JACK DROP to pin the Harvard Law School graduate. After the match, Lord Alain continued his attack on Harvard, repeatedly hitting the UNION JACK DROP until Physiquiel stormed the ring to stop him, but the damage had already been done. Physiquiel helped Harvard back to the trainer's room, where he was put on the disabled list for one show.
• "ROS TRANSSEXUAL" ROSANNE PALMER vs. ANNA FALAXIS: Rosanne used the FIVE SISTERS to pin Anna.
• EUPHORIA vs. "SENSATIONAL" SONNY OWENS: Euphoria used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin Owens.
• HOLLY PENA vs. TUFFY NUFF: Tuffy defeated Holly by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• ACE ENDEHOLE (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) vs. GAMMA RAY: Ace won the match by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• SLOJYNN FEZ vs. SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN: Slojynn won the match by disqualification when the referee caught the alleged Middle Eastern terrorist using a sharp object to cut open Fez's head.
• HUNTER O'RYAN vs. "ANDROMEDAN MINOTAUR" TAURUS: Taurus had a lot riding on this match with his old rival. If he won, he would face "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte for the ROS Heavyweight championship at the TITAN RISING pay per holo-view on Titan, Saturn. However, if he lost, the title match would go to Ace Endehole, as he would've been named the number one contender. Fortunately for Taurus, he had nothing to worry about, as he used the BULL'S EYE to pin O'Ryan.
• BOOYTLICIOUS BERTHA vs. FEY LINN: Bootylicious Bertha defeated Fey Linn by disqualification when Fey repeatedly used a chair outside the ring on Bertha.
• WALL STREET vs. SNAKE OIL: Snake Oil won the match by disqualification when EZ Come repeatedly hit Flam with a chair outside the ring.
• NON-TITLE MATCH - ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPION "PEOPLE'S DIVA" ROCKELLE JOHNSON vs. LADY CONTESSA WINDSOR: "The People's Diva continued her winning ways when she used the ROCK BOTTOM to pin Lady Contessa.
• MAIN EVENT -- NON-TITLE MATCH - 18 WHEELERS vs. ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ROAD-RAYGE: Road-Rayge won the match when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Peter Bilt.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING
in association with
ORION SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PROMOTIONS
presents:

TITAN RISING Pay Per Holo-View
Titan Sportatorium; Titan, Saturn
Card #2128-5

• SLOJYNN FEZ vs. GAMMA RAY: Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX to pin Slojynn.
• "ROS TRANSSEXUAL" ROSANNE PALMER vs. DESTINE: Destine used YOUR DESTINY to pin Rosanne.
• PHYSIQUIEL vs. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Lord Alain challenged the leader of the Golden Gym after Physiquiel stormed the ring during a post-match beat-down on Harvard Yale to chase off Windsor. The match ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE vs. "THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER" DEMIAH: Demiah defeated Sarah by disqualification after Sarah rammed Demiah back-first into the announcer's table.
• EUPHORIA vs. "SIOUX WARRIOR" BISON: Bison used a German suplex to pin Euphoria.
• PENNY CANDY vs. TUFFY NUFF: Tuffy used the SHO' 'NUFF to pin Penny.
• ACE ENDEHOLE (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) vs. "SENSATIONAL" SONNY OWENS: Sonny hit the TITAN CUTTER from out of nowhere to get the pin on the former original ROS Heavyweight champion.
• SKY-SCRAPERS vs. SNAKE OIL: In the closing moments of the match, Rex and Lex Skye hit the FALLING SKIES on Flam when Flim entered the ring and began brawling with Rex (who was the legal man in the ring). Rex won the brawl and tossed Flim out of the ring, and then he and Lex executed another FALLING SKIES on Flam, which led to the pinfall victory for the Skye twins.
• SK8-R PUNKS (in their Rings of Saturn Wrestling debut) vs. BIRDS OF PREY: Vulture PICKEd THE BONES of Gnarl-E to get the pin.
• TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE ROS WOMEN'S TITLE - ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPION "PEOPLE'S DIVA" ROCKELLE JOHNSON vs. BOOTYLICIOUS BERTHA: "The People's Diva" used the Sharpshooter to successfully defend the title by way of submission.
• TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE ROS TAG TEAM TITLES - ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ROAD-RAYGE vs. ANNIHILATORS: Road-Rayge successfully defended the titles when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Krogon.
• MAIN EVENT -- TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE ROS HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - ROS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION "JEWISH LIGHTNING" HIRAM VOLTE vs. "ANDROMEDAN MINOTAUR" TAURUS: Hiram successfully defended the title when he used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Taurus.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
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• The "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer pinned the "Sioux Warrior" Bison with the FIVE SISTERS.
• Plain Jane White used NOTHING SPECIAL to pin Destine.
• Penny Candy used the LICORICE WHIP to pin "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah.
• Gamma Ray used a deathjump cross body block to pin Euphoria.
• Harvard Yale and Physiquiel defeated Lord Alain Windsor and Moby Dirke when Physiquiel used the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS to pin Moby.
• Hunter O'Ryan used a Double-A spinebuster to pin Dewie Cheatham.
• Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) used the HEADS UP to pin "Sensational" Sonny Owens.
• The BIRDS OF PREY defeated WALL STREET when Vulture used a hangman's ddt to pin EZ Go.
• The SKYE-SCRAPERS defeated the ANNIHILATORS when Lex Skye used the SKYE-BUSTER to in Pthalos.
• NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Women's Champion The "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson used a running swinging neckbreaker to pin Tuffy Nuff.
• NON-TITLE MATCH: The TNT BOYZ defeated ROS Tag Team Champions ROAD-RAYGE by disqualification when Rayge slammed Terry onto the announcer's table.
• MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Heavyweight Champion The "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the alleged Middle Eastern terrorist was caught jamming a sharp object into Hiram's head.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
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• Lord Alain Windsor used RULE BRITTANIA to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
• Donna Trump defeated Penny Candy by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring. As Donna celebrated her win, Penny smashed her head into the ring post and then dragged her into the middle of the ring, where she repeatedly used the LICORICE WHIP on her until several referees and ROS officials entered the ring to escort Penny out of the ring. Donna was stretchered out of the PitsiCo Arena, and will be out of action for 2 shows.
• Anna Falaxis used the ALLERGIC REACTION to pin Plain Jane White.
• Physiquiel used the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS to pin Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside).
• Harvard Yale used the Hasty Pudding to pin Gamma Ray.
• Hunter O'Ryan used the Kuiper Bomb to pin "Sensational" Sonny Owens.
• Ace Endehole defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid threw powder into Ace's eyes.
• The 18 WHEELERS defeated the BIRDS OF PREY when Ken Wurth pinned a totally dominated Peregrine, who was never able to tag in his partner Vulture.
• The ANNIHILATORS defeated the SKYE SCRAPERS when Krogon used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Rex Skye.
• The TNT BOYZ defeated SNAKE OIL when Terry used the IMPLOSION to pin Flim.
• NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Women's Champion The "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson defeated Fey Linn by disqualification when Fey repeatedly hit the "Brahma Bessie" outside the ring with a chair.
• MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: Taurus used a deathjump cross body block to pin the ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
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• Moby Dirke used a senton to pin Super-Duper Man.
• Lord Alain Windsor used the UNION JACK DROP to pin Slojynn Fez.
• Fey Linn used the SPELLCASTER to pin Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside).
• Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) ALWAYS CHEATed to get the pinfall victory over Physiquiel when as Phyiquiel attempted to suplex Dewie, who was standing on the apron, into the ring, Howe grabbed Physiquiel's legs and pulled them out from under him as Dewie was lifted in the air, causing Dewie to fall on top of him, and then held his legs down while Dewie got the three-count.
• Anna Falaxis used the ALLERGIC REACTION to pin Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole.
• Harvard Yale used the LAW REVIEW to pin "Sensational" Sonny Owens.
• Hunter O'Ryan defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid jamming a sharp object into Hunter's forehead.
• The SK8-R PUNKS defeated SNAKE OIL by disqualification when Flam attacked Radik-L with a low blow in order to save Flim from being pinned with the TOTALLY RAD.
• Taurus used the BULL'S EYE to pin Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside).
• The ANNIHILATORS defeated the TNT BOYZ when Pthalos used the PTHALO-CUTTER to pin Terry.
• NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Women's Champion The "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson used a snap overhead belly to belly suplex to pin the "Devil's Daughter" Demiah.
• MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Tag Team Champions ROAD-RAYGE defeated the 18 WHEELERS when Roadkill used the ANNIHILATOR to pin Peter Bilt.