RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-9

• Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin Slojynn Fez.
• Lord Alain Windsor used the RULE BRITTANIA to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer
• Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) ALWAYS CHEATed to pin Euphoria when he threw powder into Euphoria's eyes.
• Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) used the BOW-PLEX to pin Fey Linn. After the match "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah stormed the ring and helped Fey deliver a double-team beat-down onto Ms. Fitt, leaving her battered in the ring. Ms. Fitt was taken out of the PitsiCo Arena on a hover-stretcher and will be out of action for 2 shows.
• Hunter O'Ryan used the ORION'S BELT to pin Sheik Khalid Sirhan.
• Harvard Yale used the Ivy League to pin the "Sioux Warrior" Bison.
• Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole used the HAPPY ACCIDENT to pin Anna Falaxis.
• The "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus defeated Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside) by disqualification when Herman repeatedly smashed a chair onto Taurus' head outside the ring.)
• The SK8-R PUNKS defeated the BIRDS OF PREY when Radik-L used the TOTALLY RAD to pin Vulture.
• The SKYE-SCRAPERS took on the ANNIHILATORS in the next match. In the closing moments, Lex Skye hit Pthalos with the SKYE-BUSTER when Krogon attacked him from behind in order to make the save. Pthalos recovered and together he and Krogon put Lex in a double-team stuff piledriver, and were disqualified for their actions.
• NON-TITLE MATCH (ROS WOMEN'S TITLE): ROS Women's Champion The "People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson used the ROCK BOTTOM to pin Tuffy Nuff.
• MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH (ROS TAG TEAM TITLES: ROS Tag Team Champions ROAD-RAYGE defeated the TNT BOYZ by disqualification when Terry repeatedly hit Rayge over the back with a chair outside the ring.

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COSMIC CLASH PAY PER HOLO-VIEW
PitsiCo Arena; Deimos Mars
Card #2128-10

• Holly Pena used the Zambido Clutch to force Lady Contessa Windsor to submit.
• Penny Candy defeated the returning Donna Trump by disqualification when Donna repeatedly hit Penny with a chair outside the ring. Unfortunately for Penny, Donna wasn't finished with her yet, as she dragged her back to the center of the ring, where she repeatedly used YOU'RE FIRED on her until she was chased off by several referees and ROS officials. Penny was taken out of the PitsiCo Arena on a hover-stretcher and will be out of action for 2 shows.
• Plain Jane White defeated Destine by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
• Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin Physiquiel.
• Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside) defeated Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) by disqualification when the referee caught Dewie ALWAYS CHEATing when he threw powder into Herman's eyes.
• Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole used the HAPPY ACCIDENT to pin Anna Falaxis.
• Lord Alain Windsor defeated Harvard Yale by disqualification when Harvard repeatedly hit Alain with a chair outside the ring.
• Sheik Khalid Sirhan used the ALLAH U AKBAR to pin Hunter O'Ryan.
• Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX to pin Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside).
• The SKYE-SCRAPERS defeated the SK8-R PUNKS when Gnarl-E tried a sunset flip on Rex Skye off the ropes, only to have Rex grab his legs and roll him up in a small package.
• The TNT BOYZ defeated the BIRDS OF PREY by disqualification when, in order to save Peregrine from being pinned by a second consecutive IMPLOSION, Vulture attacked Terry from behind and then proceeded to deliver a double beat-down with Peregrine to Terry until the referee called for the bell.
• ROS WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH - ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPION THE "PEOPLE'S DIVA" ROCKELLE JOHNSON VS. TUFFY NUFF: There's a new ROS Women's Champion when Tuffy used a blockbuster to pin the "Brahma Bessie."
• ROS TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH - THE ANNIHILATORS VS. ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ROAD-RAYGE: The ANNIHILATORS became the new ROS Tag Team champions when Pthalos used the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to pin Rayge.
• MAIN EVENT - ROS HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH - ROS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION "JEWISH LIGHTNING" HIRAM VOLTE VS. "ANDROMEDAN MINOTAUR" TAURUS: Hiram Volte is still the ROS Heavyweight champion when he pinned Taurus after the "Andromedan Minotaur" knocked himself out attempting to hit the "Jewish Lightning" with the BULL'S EYE.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-11

1. SLOJYNN FEZ VS. MOBY DIRKE: Moby used the HEART OF HELL to pin Slojynn.
2. "ROS TRANSSEXUAL" ROSANNE PALMER VS. LORD ALAIN WINDSOR: Lord Alain used the UNION JACK DROP to pin Rosanne.
3. HOLLY PENA VS. PANDORA: Holly used the PICANTE to pin Pandora.
4. PLAIN JANE WHITE VS. DONNA TRUMP: Donna used YOU'RE FIRED to pin Jane.
5. HERMAN GLOP (w/ZELDA GLOP AT RINGSIDE) VS. GAMMA RAY: Herman used the GLOP DROP to pin Ray.
6. SARAH N. DIPITY-ENDEHOLE VS. "THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER" DEMIAH: This match ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
7. 18 WHEELERS VS. BIRDS OF PREY: The Birds of Prey defeated the Wheelers when Peter Bilt was counted out of the ring.
8. SKYE-SCRAPERS VS. KILLER WHALES (IN THEIR RINGS OF SATURN DEBUT): The DESPERADOES (Jesse James Durango and "Kid" Billy Laredo) were unable to sign a contract with Rings of Saturn Wrestling, due to their arrest on a distant planet for livestock rustling (Hey, they are desperadoes, after all.) Therefore, the ROS talent scouts sought out and signed OS-EP alumni Willy and Orca, the KILLER WHALES. Unfortunately, due to "ring rust" from being out of action for over a year or more, they lost to the Skye twins when Lex Skye used the FALLING SKIES to pin Orca.
9. WALL STREET VS. SNAKE OIL: This match was originally scheduled to take place at the COSMIC CLASH pay per holo-view. However, due to scheduling conflicts, the match had to be re-scheduled for this card. The con artists made the most of the re-scheduled match when Flam used the BROOKLYN BRIDGE to pin E.Z. Come.
10. NON-TITLE MATCH - BOOTYLICIOUS BERTHA VS. ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPION TUFFY NUFF: Bertha won the match by disqualification when Tuffy repeatedly smashed her head into the announcer's table.
11. NON-TITLE MATCH - ROS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION "JEWISH LIGHTNING" HIRAM VOLTE VS. SHEIK KHALID SIRHAN: Hiram used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin the alleged Middle Eastern terrorist.
12. MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH - TNT BOYZ VS. ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS: The ANNIHILATORS won the match when Pthalos used a deathjump cross body block to pin Terry.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-12

1. Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin the exiled wannabe superhero from Megalopolis City.
2. Slojynn Fez used a tornado ddt to pin Lord Alain Windsor.
3. Holly Pena used the PICANTE to pin Pandora.
4. Donna Trump used YOU'RE FIRED to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
5. The SK8-R PUNKS defeated the KILLER WHALES when Gnarl-E used a deathjump cross body block to pin Willy.
6. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah used the Bottomless Pit to pin Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole.
7. Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside) defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when the referee caught Khalid throwing poweder into Herman's eyes.
8. Bootylicious Bertha defeated Fey Linn by disqualification when the mysterious sorceress smashed Bertha into the announcer's table.
9. The match between the 18 WHEELERS and SNAKE OIL ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Peter Bilt and Flim.
10. The BIRDS OF PREY defeated the SKYE-SCRAPERS when Vulture pinned Rex Skye with a sit out jaw breaker.
11. NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Heavyweight Champion The "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside).
12. MAIN EVENT - ROS TAG TEAM TITLE RE-MATCH - ROS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE ANNIHILATORS VS. ROAD-RAYGE: ROAD-RAYGE once again became the ROS Tag Team champions when Roadkill used the ANNIHILATOR to pin Krogon.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-13

1. Moby Dirke used a senton to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
2. Lord Alain Windsor defeated Slojynn Fez by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
3. Destine defeated Holly Pena by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
4. Donna Trump used a one-handed bulldog to pin Penny Candy. After the match, Lady Contessa Windsor stormed the ring and helped Donna deliver a double-team beat down on Penny, leaving her battered and beaten in the ring. After Donna and Contessa left the ring to the jeers of the crowd, Penny recovered and challenged Contessa to a match on the next show.
5. Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole used the HAPPY ACCIDENT to pin "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah.
6. Sheik Khalid Sirhan used the ALLAH U AKBAR to pin Herman Glop (w/Zelda Glop at ringside).
7. Anna Falaxis defeated Bootylicious Bertha by disqualification when Bertha repeatedly hit Anna outside the ring with a chair.
8. The 18 Wheelers defeated Snake Oil in their re-match from Card #2128-12 when Ken Wurth pinned Flam with the FIFTH WHEEL.
9. The Birds of Prey defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Peregrine pinned Lex Skye with the FALCON'S CLAW.
10. The Annihilators defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Pthalos pinned Gnarl-E with the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION.
11. ROS WOMEN'S TITLE RE-MATCH - "THE PEOPLE'S DIVA" ROCKELLE JOHNSON VS. ROS WOMEN'S CHAMPION TUFFY NUFF: The "Brahma Bessie" once again became the ROS Women's champion when she used a Samoan Drop to pin Tuffy.
12. MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: ROS Tag Team Champions Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Roadkill used a spinebuster to pin Terry.

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RINGS OF SATURN HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-14

1. Lord Alain Windsor used the UNION JACK DROP to pin Euporia.
2. The "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer used the FIVE SISTERS to pin Destine.
3. In a grudge match scheduled from the evets on Card #13, Lady Contessa Windsor used the QUEEN'S DECREE to pin Penny Candy.
4. Physiquiel used the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS to pin his rival Moby Dirke.
5. Donna Trump used a tombstone piledriver to pin Plain Jane White.
6. Harvard Yale used the LAW REVIEW to pin the "Sioux Warrior" Bison.
7. Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) defeated Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid smashed Ace into the announcer's table at ringside.
8. Tuffy Nuff defeated Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole by disqualification when Sarah smashed Tuffy into the announcer's table.
9. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Killer Whales when Willy was counted out of the ring.
10. The Skye-Scrapers defeated the Birds of Prey when Peregrine was counted out of the ring.
11. In order to save Terry from being pinned by the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION by Krogon in the TNT Boyz' match with the Annihilators, Tracey entered the ring during the closing moments of the match and gave Krogon the Ground Shaker, allowing Terry to reverse the pin and get the fall,
12. NON-TITLE MATCH: Anna Falaxis used the ALLERGIC REACTION to pin the ROS Women's Champion "The Brahma Bessie", "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson.
13. MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Road-Rayge defeated Wall Street when Roadkill used the DEVASTATION to pin EZ Go.

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GALACTI-SLAM 2128
TitanDome; Titan, Saturn
Card #2128-15

1. In the opening contest, Lady Contessa Windsor defeated Holly Pena by disqualification when Holly smashed her in the back repeatedly outside the ring with a steel chair.
2. Fey Linn defeated the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer by way of a count out.
3. Dewie Cheatham (w/his Native American manager from the Hatchaskeemie Nation Howe at ringside) ALWAYS CHEATed to get a pinfall victory over Euphoria by way of brass knucks.
4. Physiquiel took on his rival Moby Dirke in the next match. Moby thoroughly dominated the Golden Gym member until they began brawling outside the ring. Physiquiel managed to win the brawl and then dragged Moby back into the ring, where he got the pinfall win by way of the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS.
5. Physiquiel returned to ringside in the next match to accompany his Golden Gym partner Ms. Fitt, who pinned Donna Trump by way of the BOW-PLEX.
6. In another classic meeting between these two rivals, the Harvard Law schook graduate Harvard Yale used a Boston crab to force Lord Alain Windsor to tap out.
7. After two LICORICE WHIPs, Penny Candy got the pinfall over Anna Falaxis.
8. "Sensational" Sonny Owens defeated Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) by disqualification when Ace repeatedly smashed him in the head outside the ring with a chair.
9. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Killer Whales by disqualification when Orca smashed Ken Wurth into the announcer's table.
10. Wall Street defeated Snake Oil by disqualification when Flam gave EZ Go a low blow.
11. The match between the Skye-Scrapers and the Sk8-R Punks was deemed a no contest when both teams were disqualified following a brawl between Rex Skye and Radik-L.
12. The Birds of Prey defeated the TNT Boyz when Vulture PICKed THE BONES of Terry for the pinfall victory.
13. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: The ROS Women's Champion "The People's Diva" Rockelle Johnson successfully defended her title when she used the ROCK BOTTOM to pin former champion Tuffy Nuff.
14. RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte successfully defended the title when he used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus.
15. MAIN EVENT - RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Annihilators challenged the ROS Tag Team Champions Road-Rayge in a bid to become two-time ROS Tag Team champions. Pthalos executed the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION on Roadkill and went for the cover when Rayge came into the ring and began brawling with him in order to save his partner. Pthalos won the brawl and tossed Rayge out of the ring, and then executed a second IMMINENT DESTRUCTION to get the pinfall victory and begin the Annihilators' second ROS Tag Team title run.

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RINGS OF SATURN WRESTLING HOLO-VISION RECORDING
TitanDome, Titan, Saturn
Card #2128-16

1. The "Sioux Warrior" Bison used the EXTINCTION to pin Slojynn Fez.
2. Pandora used the PANDORA'S BOX to pin Holly Pena.
3. The "Devil's Daughter" Demiah used a hangman's sit-out facebuster to pin Plain Jane White.
4. Dewie Cheatham (w/his Native American manager from the Hatchaskeemie Nation Howe at ringside) used Whatever It Takes to pin the exiled wannabe superhero from Megalopolis City Super-Duper Man.
5. Gamma Ray used the APOCALYPSE SUPLEX to pin Euphoria.
6. Penny Candy used the LICORICE WHIP to pin Destine.
7. The Killer Whales defeated the Sk8-R Punks when Orca used the BEACHED WHALES to pin Radik-L.
8. Lady Contessa Windsor took on Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole in the next match. In the closing moments of the match, Sarah attempted a deathjump cross body block, but Lady Contessa recovered quickly and caught her in the air, and then executed a Pedigree for the pinfall win.
9. The "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus used the BULL'S EYE to pin Hunter O'Ryan.
10. Bootylicious Bertha used a snap suplex to pin Tuffy Nuff.
11. "Sensational" Sonny Owens defeated the Harvard Law School graduate Harvard Yale by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring.
12. The 18 Wheelers defeated Snake Oil when Ken Wurth used the OVERTURN to pin Flim.
13. Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside) defeated the alleged Middle Eastern terrorist Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification when Khalid threw powder into Ace's eyes.
14. The match between the TNT Boyz and the Birds of Prey ended in a double disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Terry and Vulture.
15. MAIN EVENT: The Skye-Scrapers took on Road-Rayge in the main event. In the closing moments of the match, Rayge and Roadkill executed the DEVASTATION on Lex Skye. Rayge went for the cover when Rex entered the ring and pulled him off, and then executed the Skye-Plex, giving Lex enough time to recover and help his twin brother execute the FALLING SKIES for the pinfall victory.

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RINGS OF SATURN HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2128-17

1. Holly Pena took on Pandora in the opening match-up. Holly dominated the match until the action spilled outside the ring, where the two women brawled. Pandora got the upperhand by using Pandora's Dirty Boxing on Holly outside the ring. She then tossed Holly back into the ring, where she hit the PANDORA'S BOX for the pinfall and keeping her winning streak intact.
2. Euphoria used the TIGER SUPLEX to pin the "Sioux Warrior" Bison.
3. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah used the WORMWOOD DRIVER to pin the "ROS Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer.
4. Physiquiel defeated Dewie Cheatham (w/his manager from the Native American Hatchaskeemie nation Howe at ringside) by disqualification when Dewie smashed Physiquiel into the announcer's table at ringside.
5. Slojynn Fez used the HIMALAYAN HANGOVER to pin Gamma Ray.
6. Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside) used the BOW-PLEX to pin Lady Contessa Windsor.
7. Penny Candy used the LICORICE WHIP to pin Anna Falaxis.
8. Before the first tag team match of the night took place, interim ROS commissioner Massif came down to the ring and announced that beginning with this show, all future tag team matches will be contested under Lucha Libre rules. (I've recently purchased the introductoy Chikara Wrestling card game set and have decided to try out the lucha libre tag team charts in Rings of Saturn Wrestling before deciding whether or not to use them in my Ring of Respect fed or even try my hand at doing my own Chikara fed.) The first tag team match of the evening pitted the Sk8-R Punks against Snake Oil. After several exciting minutes of back and forth action, Flim managed to get himself disqualified when he refused to release the Tarantula hold he had on Gnarl-E.
9. "Sensational" Sonny Owens used shining wizard to pin Ace Endehole (w/Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole at ringside).
10. The match between Bootylicious Bertha and Tuffy Nuff ended in a double disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring.
11. Harvard Yale used the LAW REVIEW to pin the "Andromedan Minotaur" Taurus.
12. The 18 Wheelers defeated the Killer Whales when Peter Bilt used the FIFTH WHEEL to pin Willy.
13. The TNT Boyz defeated the Birds of Prey in a return match from the previous show when Terry used a pescado to pin Peregrine.
14. Road-Rayge defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Roadkill used the DEVASTATION to pin Rex Skye.
15. MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lighting" Hiram Volte used the VOLTE CUTTER to pin Sheik Khalid Sirhan.

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HOLO-VISION RECORDING
PitsiCo Arena; Deimos, Mars
Card #2128-18

1. Pandora extended her winning streak when she used the PANDORA'S BOX to pin Holly Pena.
2. The "Sioux Warrior" Bison used the EXTINCTION to pin Slojyn Fez.
3. Fey Linn used a scorpion deathlock to force Plain Jane White to tap out.
4. Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside) defeated Euphoria by disqualification when Euphoria repeatedly hit Dewie in the back outside the ring with a steel chair.
5. Physiquiel used the PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS to pin Lord Alain Windsor.
6. Lady Contessa Windsor used the QUEEN'S DECREE to pin Ms. Fitt (w/Physiquiel at ringside).
7. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah used the WORMWOOD DRIVER to pin Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole.
8. The Sk8-R Punks defeated the Killer Whales when Radik-L used the TOTALLY RAD to pin Willy.
9. Penny Candy extended her winning streak when she used the LICORICE WHIP to pin Tuffy Nuff.
10. "Sensational" Sonny Owens used the Titan Drop to pin the Harvard Law School graduate, Harvard Yale.
11. The 18 Wheelers defeated Wall Street when Ken Wurth used the FIFTH WHEEL to pin EZ Come.
12. The Birds of Prey defeated Snake Oil when Flam used a low blow on Vulture.
13. Road-Rayge defeated the TNT Boyz when Rayge used the DEVASTATION to pin Terry.
14. NON-TITLE MATCH: The ROS Tag Team Champions Annihilators defeated the Skye-Scrapers when Pthalos used the PTHALO-CUTTER to pin Rex Skye.
15. MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: Moby Dirke used the HEART OF HELL to pin ROS Heavyweight Champion "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte.